Customer orders without any details and won't give any (temp, brew, etc.) Barista used the wrong milk Customer reads whole menu before ordering something not on it Two sets of plastic cups are melted together in a row Customer asks redundant questions with line behind them An hour without a sale Customer(S) argue/take long time to decide who pays Customer brings and stays in with dog (free if dog friendly space) Customer asks question after it were already answered Tryna split $100 (especially before noon) Customer tries to order not at the counter Customer leans over counter to try and talk to busy baristas Regular customer changes order after you made it (patience is a virtue) Milk tin for steaming moves and screams Barista makes hot drink iced, or vice versa Barista has to call drink several times for customer to get it Barista forgot drip coffee on- floods brew station Customer makes a point of not tipping (Europeans am'i'rite?) Customer asks for flavor or milk alt. after paying Customer tries to tell you how to make drink as you're doing it Customer wants drink "extra hot" Customer tries to come behind counter Customer expects you to know their order Customer orders macchiato- meant caramel macchiato Barista double brews used grounds/shot Barista dumps a good/fresh shot on accident Customer reads the whole menu before asking what you have Customer walks in at the good part of your story twice in a row Barista makes a horror of a drink for co- barista Barista steamed a cappuccino as a latte (poor thing) Customer brought in outside drinks/food and sat down Customer stays in cafe for three or more hours without spending more than $10 "Enjoy!" "Thanks, you too!" Customer wants a mocha cappuccino Customer makes point of tipping (yay!) Customer orders with Starbucks' sizes (venti, trenti, etc.) Customer manually enters tip that's purposefully small (<10%) Flavor syrup splashes back/against the ice, creates mess Customer wants an iced cafe au lait Customer wants a cappuccino to- go, but "the cup is half empty" Customer has an open shirt/beer belly Customer complains about prices as though you made them Alarm (building, phone, etc) goes off at random Order food, take one bite, leave rest for trash Customer orders drinks for text group chat- doesn't know details like milk or hot/iced Big boss says "if you got time to [thing] you got time to clean!" Free! because something has to be "This isn't what I'm used to" Barista calls out wrong drink/word jumbles (medium oat milk mocha) Customer takes someone else's drink (emotional bonus if they don't understand) Customer orders without any details and won't give any (temp, brew, etc.) Barista used the wrong milk Customer reads whole menu before ordering something not on it Two sets of plastic cups are melted together in a row Customer asks redundant questions with line behind them An hour without a sale Customer(S) argue/take long time to decide who pays Customer brings and stays in with dog (free if dog friendly space) Customer asks question after it were already answered Tryna split $100 (especially before noon) Customer tries to order not at the counter Customer leans over counter to try and talk to busy baristas Regular customer changes order after you made it (patience is a virtue) Milk tin for steaming moves and screams Barista makes hot drink iced, or vice versa Barista has to call drink several times for customer to get it Barista forgot drip coffee on- floods brew station Customer makes a point of not tipping (Europeans am'i'rite?) Customer asks for flavor or milk alt. after paying Customer tries to tell you how to make drink as you're doing it Customer wants drink "extra hot" Customer tries to come behind counter Customer expects you to know their order Customer orders macchiato- meant caramel macchiato Barista double brews used grounds/shot Barista dumps a good/fresh shot on accident Customer reads the whole menu before asking what you have Customer walks in at the good part of your story twice in a row Barista makes a horror of a drink for co- barista Barista steamed a cappuccino as a latte (poor thing) Customer brought in outside drinks/food and sat down Customer stays in cafe for three or more hours without spending more than $10 "Enjoy!" "Thanks, you too!" Customer wants a mocha cappuccino Customer makes point of tipping (yay!) Customer orders with Starbucks' sizes (venti, trenti, etc.) Customer manually enters tip that's purposefully small (<10%) Flavor syrup splashes back/against the ice, creates mess Customer wants an iced cafe au lait Customer wants a cappuccino to- go, but "the cup is half empty" Customer has an open shirt/beer belly Customer complains about prices as though you made them Alarm (building, phone, etc) goes off at random Order food, take one bite, leave rest for trash Customer orders drinks for text group chat- doesn't know details like milk or hot/iced Big boss says "if you got time to [thing] you got time to clean!" Free! because something has to be "This isn't what I'm used to" Barista calls out wrong drink/word jumbles (medium oat milk mocha) Customer takes someone else's drink (emotional bonus if they don't understand)
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Customer orders without any details and won't give any (temp, brew, etc.)
Barista used the wrong milk
Customer reads whole menu before ordering something not on it
Two sets of plastic cups are melted together in a row
Customer asks redundant questions with line behind them
An hour without a sale
Customer(S) argue/take long time to decide who pays
Customer brings and stays in with dog (free if dog friendly space)
Customer asks question after it were already answered
Tryna split $100 (especially before noon)
Customer tries to order not at the counter
Customer leans over counter to try and talk to busy baristas
Regular customer changes order after you made it (patience is a virtue)
Milk tin for steaming moves and screams
Barista makes hot drink iced, or vice versa
Barista has to call drink several times for customer to get it
Barista forgot drip coffee on- floods brew station
Customer makes a point of not tipping (Europeans am'i'rite?)
Customer asks for flavor or milk alt. after paying
Customer tries to tell you how to make drink as you're doing it
Customer wants drink "extra hot"
Customer tries to come behind counter
Customer expects you to know their order
Customer orders macchiato- meant caramel macchiato
Barista double brews used grounds/shot
Barista dumps a good/fresh shot on accident
Customer reads the whole menu before asking what you have
Customer walks in at the good part of your story twice in a row
Barista makes a horror of a drink for co-barista
Barista steamed a cappuccino as a latte (poor thing)
Customer brought in outside drinks/food and sat down
Customer stays in cafe for three or more hours without spending more than $10
"Enjoy!"
"Thanks, you too!"
Customer wants a mocha cappuccino
Customer makes point of tipping (yay!)
Customer orders with Starbucks' sizes (venti, trenti, etc.)
Customer manually enters tip that's purposefully small (<10%)
Flavor syrup splashes back/against the ice, creates mess
Customer wants an iced cafe au lait
Customer wants a cappuccino to-go, but "the cup is half empty"
Customer has an open shirt/beer belly
Customer complains about prices as though you made them
Alarm (building, phone, etc) goes off at random
Order food, take one bite, leave rest for trash
Customer orders drinks for text group chat- doesn't know details like milk or hot/iced
Big boss says "if you got time to [thing] you got time to clean!"
Free! because something has to be
"This isn't what I'm used to"
Barista calls out wrong drink/word jumbles (medium oat milk mocha)
Customer takes someone else's drink (emotional bonus if they don't understand)
