Customer asks for flavor or milk alt. after paying Customer wants an iced cafe au lait Order food, take one bite, leave rest for trash Barista used the wrong milk Customer wants drink "extra hot" "This isn't what I'm used to" Customer orders drinks for text group chat- doesn't know details like milk or hot/iced Barista calls out wrong drink/word jumbles (medium oat milk mocha) Regular customer changes order after you made it (patience is a virtue) "Enjoy!" "Thanks, you too!" Customer tries to come behind counter Customer wants a cappuccino to- go, but "the cup is half empty" Customer asks redundant questions with line behind them Customer complains about prices as though you made them Customer tries to order not at the counter Barista dumps a good/fresh shot on accident Barista makes hot drink iced, or vice versa Customer walks in at the good part of your story twice in a row Milk tin for steaming moves and screams An hour without a sale Barista double brews used grounds/shot Customer manually enters tip that's purposefully small (<10%) Barista steamed a cappuccino as a latte (poor thing) Tryna split $100 (especially before noon) Customer has an open shirt/beer belly Customer brought in outside drinks/food and sat down Two sets of plastic cups are melted together in a row Customer brings and stays in with dog (free if dog friendly space) Customer orders macchiato- meant caramel macchiato Alarm (building, phone, etc) goes off at random Customer asks question after it were already answered Barista has to call drink several times for customer to get it Customer tries to tell you how to make drink as you're doing it Customer orders with Starbucks' sizes (venti, trenti, etc.) Customer reads whole menu before ordering something not on it Customer(S) argue/take long time to decide who pays Customer expects you to know their order Customer orders without any details and won't give any (temp, brew, etc.) Customer makes a point of not tipping (Europeans am'i'rite?) Customer stays in cafe for three or more hours without spending more than $10 Customer makes point of tipping (yay!) Big boss says "if you got time to [thing] you got time to clean!" Customer takes someone else's drink (emotional bonus if they don't understand) Free! because something has to be Customer leans over counter to try and talk to busy baristas Barista forgot drip coffee on- floods brew station Flavor syrup splashes back/against the ice, creates mess Barista makes a horror of a drink for co- barista Customer wants a mocha cappuccino Customer reads the whole menu before asking what you have Customer asks for flavor or milk alt. after paying Customer wants an iced cafe au lait Order food, take one bite, leave rest for trash Barista used the wrong milk Customer wants drink "extra hot" "This isn't what I'm used to" Customer orders drinks for text group chat- doesn't know details like milk or hot/iced Barista calls out wrong drink/word jumbles (medium oat milk mocha) Regular customer changes order after you made it (patience is a virtue) "Enjoy!" "Thanks, you too!" Customer tries to come behind counter Customer wants a cappuccino to- go, but "the cup is half empty" Customer asks redundant questions with line behind them Customer complains about prices as though you made them Customer tries to order not at the counter Barista dumps a good/fresh shot on accident Barista makes hot drink iced, or vice versa Customer walks in at the good part of your story twice in a row Milk tin for steaming moves and screams An hour without a sale Barista double brews used grounds/shot Customer manually enters tip that's purposefully small (<10%) Barista steamed a cappuccino as a latte (poor thing) Tryna split $100 (especially before noon) Customer has an open shirt/beer belly Customer brought in outside drinks/food and sat down Two sets of plastic cups are melted together in a row Customer brings and stays in with dog (free if dog friendly space) Customer orders macchiato- meant caramel macchiato Alarm (building, phone, etc) goes off at random Customer asks question after it were already answered Barista has to call drink several times for customer to get it Customer tries to tell you how to make drink as you're doing it Customer orders with Starbucks' sizes (venti, trenti, etc.) Customer reads whole menu before ordering something not on it Customer(S) argue/take long time to decide who pays Customer expects you to know their order Customer orders without any details and won't give any (temp, brew, etc.) Customer makes a point of not tipping (Europeans am'i'rite?) Customer stays in cafe for three or more hours without spending more than $10 Customer makes point of tipping (yay!) Big boss says "if you got time to [thing] you got time to clean!" Customer takes someone else's drink (emotional bonus if they don't understand) Free! because something has to be Customer leans over counter to try and talk to busy baristas Barista forgot drip coffee on- floods brew station Flavor syrup splashes back/against the ice, creates mess Barista makes a horror of a drink for co- barista Customer wants a mocha cappuccino Customer reads the whole menu before asking what you have
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Customer asks for flavor or milk alt. after paying
Customer wants an iced cafe au lait
Order food, take one bite, leave rest for trash
Barista used the wrong milk
Customer wants drink "extra hot"
"This isn't what I'm used to"
Customer orders drinks for text group chat- doesn't know details like milk or hot/iced
Barista calls out wrong drink/word jumbles (medium oat milk mocha)
Regular customer changes order after you made it (patience is a virtue)
"Enjoy!"
"Thanks, you too!"
Customer tries to come behind counter
Customer wants a cappuccino to-go, but "the cup is half empty"
Customer asks redundant questions with line behind them
Customer complains about prices as though you made them
Customer tries to order not at the counter
Barista dumps a good/fresh shot on accident
Barista makes hot drink iced, or vice versa
Customer walks in at the good part of your story twice in a row
Milk tin for steaming moves and screams
An hour without a sale
Barista double brews used grounds/shot
Customer manually enters tip that's purposefully small (<10%)
Barista steamed a cappuccino as a latte (poor thing)
Tryna split $100 (especially before noon)
Customer has an open shirt/beer belly
Customer brought in outside drinks/food and sat down
Two sets of plastic cups are melted together in a row
Customer brings and stays in with dog (free if dog friendly space)
Customer orders macchiato- meant caramel macchiato
Alarm (building, phone, etc) goes off at random
Customer asks question after it were already answered
Barista has to call drink several times for customer to get it
Customer tries to tell you how to make drink as you're doing it
Customer orders with Starbucks' sizes (venti, trenti, etc.)
Customer reads whole menu before ordering something not on it
Customer(S) argue/take long time to decide who pays
Customer expects you to know their order
Customer orders without any details and won't give any (temp, brew, etc.)
Customer makes a point of not tipping (Europeans am'i'rite?)
Customer stays in cafe for three or more hours without spending more than $10
Customer makes point of tipping (yay!)
Big boss says "if you got time to [thing] you got time to clean!"
Customer takes someone else's drink (emotional bonus if they don't understand)
Free! because something has to be
Customer leans over counter to try and talk to busy baristas
Barista forgot drip coffee on- floods brew station
Flavor syrup splashes back/against the ice, creates mess
Barista makes a horror of a drink for co-barista
Customer wants a mocha cappuccino
Customer reads the whole menu before asking what you have
