Customer expects you to know their order Free! because something has to be Customer orders macchiato- meant caramel macchiato Customer asks for flavor or milk alt. after paying Regular customer changes order after you made it (patience is a virtue) Customer makes point of tipping (yay!) Barista forgot drip coffee on- floods brew station Customer brought in outside drinks/food and sat down Customer wants an iced cafe au lait Big boss says "if you got time to [thing] you got time to clean!" Tryna split $100 (especially before noon) Barista makes a horror of a drink for co- barista Barista dumps a good/fresh shot on accident Customer manually enters tip that's purposefully small (<10%) "Enjoy!" "Thanks, you too!" Customer takes someone else's drink (emotional bonus if they don't understand) Customer asks question after it were already answered Customer has an open shirt/beer belly Customer reads whole menu before ordering something not on it Customer complains about prices as though you made them Customer walks in at the good part of your story twice in a row Customer asks redundant questions with line behind them Flavor syrup splashes back/against the ice, creates mess Customer orders without any details and won't give any (temp, brew, etc.) Barista calls out wrong drink/word jumbles (medium oat milk mocha) "This isn't what I'm used to" Customer leans over counter to try and talk to busy baristas Customer stays in cafe for three or more hours without spending more than $10 Barista steamed a cappuccino as a latte (poor thing) Customer orders drinks for text group chat- doesn't know details like milk or hot/iced Barista double brews used grounds/shot Alarm (building, phone, etc) goes off at random Customer wants a cappuccino to- go, but "the cup is half empty" Customer wants drink "extra hot" An hour without a sale Customer wants a mocha cappuccino Customer(S) argue/take long time to decide who pays Order food, take one bite, leave rest for trash Customer reads the whole menu before asking what you have Two sets of plastic cups are melted together in a row Milk tin for steaming moves and screams Barista makes hot drink iced, or vice versa Customer makes a point of not tipping (Europeans am'i'rite?) Customer tries to come behind counter Customer tries to order not at the counter Customer brings and stays in with dog (free if dog friendly space) Customer orders with Starbucks' sizes (venti, trenti, etc.) Customer tries to tell you how to make drink as you're doing it Barista used the wrong milk Barista has to call drink several times for customer to get it Customer expects you to know their order Free! because something has to be Customer orders macchiato- meant caramel macchiato Customer asks for flavor or milk alt. after paying Regular customer changes order after you made it (patience is a virtue) Customer makes point of tipping (yay!) Barista forgot drip coffee on- floods brew station Customer brought in outside drinks/food and sat down Customer wants an iced cafe au lait Big boss says "if you got time to [thing] you got time to clean!" Tryna split $100 (especially before noon) Barista makes a horror of a drink for co- barista Barista dumps a good/fresh shot on accident Customer manually enters tip that's purposefully small (<10%) "Enjoy!" "Thanks, you too!" Customer takes someone else's drink (emotional bonus if they don't understand) Customer asks question after it were already answered Customer has an open shirt/beer belly Customer reads whole menu before ordering something not on it Customer complains about prices as though you made them Customer walks in at the good part of your story twice in a row Customer asks redundant questions with line behind them Flavor syrup splashes back/against the ice, creates mess Customer orders without any details and won't give any (temp, brew, etc.) Barista calls out wrong drink/word jumbles (medium oat milk mocha) "This isn't what I'm used to" Customer leans over counter to try and talk to busy baristas Customer stays in cafe for three or more hours without spending more than $10 Barista steamed a cappuccino as a latte (poor thing) Customer orders drinks for text group chat- doesn't know details like milk or hot/iced Barista double brews used grounds/shot Alarm (building, phone, etc) goes off at random Customer wants a cappuccino to- go, but "the cup is half empty" Customer wants drink "extra hot" An hour without a sale Customer wants a mocha cappuccino Customer(S) argue/take long time to decide who pays Order food, take one bite, leave rest for trash Customer reads the whole menu before asking what you have Two sets of plastic cups are melted together in a row Milk tin for steaming moves and screams Barista makes hot drink iced, or vice versa Customer makes a point of not tipping (Europeans am'i'rite?) Customer tries to come behind counter Customer tries to order not at the counter Customer brings and stays in with dog (free if dog friendly space) Customer orders with Starbucks' sizes (venti, trenti, etc.) Customer tries to tell you how to make drink as you're doing it Barista used the wrong milk Barista has to call drink several times for customer to get it
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Customer expects you to know their order
Free! because something has to be
Customer orders macchiato- meant caramel macchiato
Customer asks for flavor or milk alt. after paying
Regular customer changes order after you made it (patience is a virtue)
Customer makes point of tipping (yay!)
Barista forgot drip coffee on- floods brew station
Customer brought in outside drinks/food and sat down
Customer wants an iced cafe au lait
Big boss says "if you got time to [thing] you got time to clean!"
Tryna split $100 (especially before noon)
Barista makes a horror of a drink for co-barista
Barista dumps a good/fresh shot on accident
Customer manually enters tip that's purposefully small (<10%)
"Enjoy!"
"Thanks, you too!"
Customer takes someone else's drink (emotional bonus if they don't understand)
Customer asks question after it were already answered
Customer has an open shirt/beer belly
Customer reads whole menu before ordering something not on it
Customer complains about prices as though you made them
Customer walks in at the good part of your story twice in a row
Customer asks redundant questions with line behind them
Flavor syrup splashes back/against the ice, creates mess
Customer orders without any details and won't give any (temp, brew, etc.)
Barista calls out wrong drink/word jumbles (medium oat milk mocha)
"This isn't what I'm used to"
Customer leans over counter to try and talk to busy baristas
Customer stays in cafe for three or more hours without spending more than $10
Barista steamed a cappuccino as a latte (poor thing)
Customer orders drinks for text group chat- doesn't know details like milk or hot/iced
Barista double brews used grounds/shot
Alarm (building, phone, etc) goes off at random
Customer wants a cappuccino to-go, but "the cup is half empty"
Customer wants drink "extra hot"
An hour without a sale
Customer wants a mocha cappuccino
Customer(S) argue/take long time to decide who pays
Order food, take one bite, leave rest for trash
Customer reads the whole menu before asking what you have
Two sets of plastic cups are melted together in a row
Milk tin for steaming moves and screams
Barista makes hot drink iced, or vice versa
Customer makes a point of not tipping (Europeans am'i'rite?)
Customer tries to come behind counter
Customer tries to order not at the counter
Customer brings and stays in with dog (free if dog friendly space)
Customer orders with Starbucks' sizes (venti, trenti, etc.)
Customer tries to tell you how to make drink as you're doing it
Barista used the wrong milk
Barista has to call drink several times for customer to get it
