Customer takes someone else's drink (emotional bonus if they don't understand) Customer makes point of tipping (yay!) Customer orders macchiato- meant caramel macchiato Customer orders without any details and won't give any (temp, brew, etc.) Customer asks question after it were already answered Barista used the wrong milk Barista double brews used grounds/shot Barista forgot drip coffee on- floods brew station "This isn't what I'm used to" Customer asks redundant questions with line behind them Customer reads whole menu before ordering something not on it Customer tries to order not at the counter Barista makes a horror of a drink for co- barista Milk tin for steaming moves and screams Big boss says "if you got time to [thing] you got time to clean!" Customer leans over counter to try and talk to busy baristas Barista calls out wrong drink/word jumbles (medium oat milk mocha) Customer wants drink "extra hot" Two sets of plastic cups are melted together in a row Alarm (building, phone, etc) goes off at random Customer tries to tell you how to make drink as you're doing it Customer orders with Starbucks' sizes (venti, trenti, etc.) Regular customer changes order after you made it (patience is a virtue) Tryna split $100 (especially before noon) Customer wants a cappuccino to- go, but "the cup is half empty" Customer complains about prices as though you made them Customer walks in at the good part of your story twice in a row Customer reads the whole menu before asking what you have Customer orders drinks for text group chat- doesn't know details like milk or hot/iced Free! because something has to be Customer(S) argue/take long time to decide who pays Customer brought in outside drinks/food and sat down Customer wants an iced cafe au lait Customer stays in cafe for three or more hours without spending more than $10 Order food, take one bite, leave rest for trash Customer wants a mocha cappuccino An hour without a sale Customer asks for flavor or milk alt. after paying Customer expects you to know their order Customer makes a point of not tipping (Europeans am'i'rite?) Barista makes hot drink iced, or vice versa "Enjoy!" "Thanks, you too!" Customer brings and stays in with dog (free if dog friendly space) Customer has an open shirt/beer belly Customer tries to come behind counter Barista steamed a cappuccino as a latte (poor thing) Flavor syrup splashes back/against the ice, creates mess Customer manually enters tip that's purposefully small (<10%) Barista dumps a good/fresh shot on accident Barista has to call drink several times for customer to get it Customer takes someone else's drink (emotional bonus if they don't understand) Customer makes point of tipping (yay!) Customer orders macchiato- meant caramel macchiato Customer orders without any details and won't give any (temp, brew, etc.) Customer asks question after it were already answered Barista used the wrong milk Barista double brews used grounds/shot Barista forgot drip coffee on- floods brew station "This isn't what I'm used to" Customer asks redundant questions with line behind them Customer reads whole menu before ordering something not on it Customer tries to order not at the counter Barista makes a horror of a drink for co- barista Milk tin for steaming moves and screams Big boss says "if you got time to [thing] you got time to clean!" Customer leans over counter to try and talk to busy baristas Barista calls out wrong drink/word jumbles (medium oat milk mocha) Customer wants drink "extra hot" Two sets of plastic cups are melted together in a row Alarm (building, phone, etc) goes off at random Customer tries to tell you how to make drink as you're doing it Customer orders with Starbucks' sizes (venti, trenti, etc.) Regular customer changes order after you made it (patience is a virtue) Tryna split $100 (especially before noon) Customer wants a cappuccino to- go, but "the cup is half empty" Customer complains about prices as though you made them Customer walks in at the good part of your story twice in a row Customer reads the whole menu before asking what you have Customer orders drinks for text group chat- doesn't know details like milk or hot/iced Free! because something has to be Customer(S) argue/take long time to decide who pays Customer brought in outside drinks/food and sat down Customer wants an iced cafe au lait Customer stays in cafe for three or more hours without spending more than $10 Order food, take one bite, leave rest for trash Customer wants a mocha cappuccino An hour without a sale Customer asks for flavor or milk alt. after paying Customer expects you to know their order Customer makes a point of not tipping (Europeans am'i'rite?) Barista makes hot drink iced, or vice versa "Enjoy!" "Thanks, you too!" Customer brings and stays in with dog (free if dog friendly space) Customer has an open shirt/beer belly Customer tries to come behind counter Barista steamed a cappuccino as a latte (poor thing) Flavor syrup splashes back/against the ice, creates mess Customer manually enters tip that's purposefully small (<10%) Barista dumps a good/fresh shot on accident Barista has to call drink several times for customer to get it
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Customer takes someone else's drink (emotional bonus if they don't understand)
Customer makes point of tipping (yay!)
Customer orders macchiato- meant caramel macchiato
Customer orders without any details and won't give any (temp, brew, etc.)
Customer asks question after it were already answered
Barista used the wrong milk
Barista double brews used grounds/shot
Barista forgot drip coffee on- floods brew station
"This isn't what I'm used to"
Customer asks redundant questions with line behind them
Customer reads whole menu before ordering something not on it
Customer tries to order not at the counter
Barista makes a horror of a drink for co-barista
Milk tin for steaming moves and screams
Big boss says "if you got time to [thing] you got time to clean!"
Customer leans over counter to try and talk to busy baristas
Barista calls out wrong drink/word jumbles (medium oat milk mocha)
Customer wants drink "extra hot"
Two sets of plastic cups are melted together in a row
Alarm (building, phone, etc) goes off at random
Customer tries to tell you how to make drink as you're doing it
Customer orders with Starbucks' sizes (venti, trenti, etc.)
Regular customer changes order after you made it (patience is a virtue)
Tryna split $100 (especially before noon)
Customer wants a cappuccino to-go, but "the cup is half empty"
Customer complains about prices as though you made them
Customer walks in at the good part of your story twice in a row
Customer reads the whole menu before asking what you have
Customer orders drinks for text group chat- doesn't know details like milk or hot/iced
Free! because something has to be
Customer(S) argue/take long time to decide who pays
Customer brought in outside drinks/food and sat down
Customer wants an iced cafe au lait
Customer stays in cafe for three or more hours without spending more than $10
Order food, take one bite, leave rest for trash
Customer wants a mocha cappuccino
An hour without a sale
Customer asks for flavor or milk alt. after paying
Customer expects you to know their order
Customer makes a point of not tipping (Europeans am'i'rite?)
Barista makes hot drink iced, or vice versa
"Enjoy!"
"Thanks, you too!"
Customer brings and stays in with dog (free if dog friendly space)
Customer has an open shirt/beer belly
Customer tries to come behind counter
Barista steamed a cappuccino as a latte (poor thing)
Flavor syrup splashes back/against the ice, creates mess
Customer manually enters tip that's purposefully small (<10%)
Barista dumps a good/fresh shot on accident
Barista has to call drink several times for customer to get it
