Customer orders drinks for text group chat- doesn't know details like milk or hot/iced Customer reads whole menu before ordering something not on it Customer orders without any details and won't give any (temp, brew, etc.) Customer walks in at the good part of your story twice in a row Customer brought in outside drinks/food and sat down Customer has an open shirt/beer belly Customer takes someone else's drink (emotional bonus if they don't understand) Customer reads the whole menu before asking what you have Flavor syrup splashes back/against the ice, creates mess Barista has to call drink several times for customer to get it Customer wants an iced cafe au lait Customer manually enters tip that's purposefully small (<10%) Customer wants a cappuccino to- go, but "the cup is half empty" Barista calls out wrong drink/word jumbles (medium oat milk mocha) Barista makes a horror of a drink for co- barista Barista double brews used grounds/shot Customer wants drink "extra hot" Barista forgot drip coffee on- floods brew station Customer asks question after it were already answered Customer tries to tell you how to make drink as you're doing it Order food, take one bite, leave rest for trash Barista steamed a cappuccino as a latte (poor thing) Customer stays in cafe for three or more hours without spending more than $10 Regular customer changes order after you made it (patience is a virtue) Tryna split $100 (especially before noon) Barista dumps a good/fresh shot on accident Alarm (building, phone, etc) goes off at random Customer tries to come behind counter Customer orders macchiato- meant caramel macchiato "This isn't what I'm used to" Barista used the wrong milk Customer asks redundant questions with line behind them Customer leans over counter to try and talk to busy baristas Customer complains about prices as though you made them Customer makes point of tipping (yay!) Barista makes hot drink iced, or vice versa An hour without a sale Free! because something has to be Customer wants a mocha cappuccino Two sets of plastic cups are melted together in a row "Enjoy!" "Thanks, you too!" Customer expects you to know their order Big boss says "if you got time to [thing] you got time to clean!" Customer brings and stays in with dog (free if dog friendly space) Customer asks for flavor or milk alt. after paying Milk tin for steaming moves and screams Customer makes a point of not tipping (Europeans am'i'rite?) Customer(S) argue/take long time to decide who pays Customer tries to order not at the counter Customer orders with Starbucks' sizes (venti, trenti, etc.) Customer orders drinks for text group chat- doesn't know details like milk or hot/iced Customer reads whole menu before ordering something not on it Customer orders without any details and won't give any (temp, brew, etc.) Customer walks in at the good part of your story twice in a row Customer brought in outside drinks/food and sat down Customer has an open shirt/beer belly Customer takes someone else's drink (emotional bonus if they don't understand) Customer reads the whole menu before asking what you have Flavor syrup splashes back/against the ice, creates mess Barista has to call drink several times for customer to get it Customer wants an iced cafe au lait Customer manually enters tip that's purposefully small (<10%) Customer wants a cappuccino to- go, but "the cup is half empty" Barista calls out wrong drink/word jumbles (medium oat milk mocha) Barista makes a horror of a drink for co- barista Barista double brews used grounds/shot Customer wants drink "extra hot" Barista forgot drip coffee on- floods brew station Customer asks question after it were already answered Customer tries to tell you how to make drink as you're doing it Order food, take one bite, leave rest for trash Barista steamed a cappuccino as a latte (poor thing) Customer stays in cafe for three or more hours without spending more than $10 Regular customer changes order after you made it (patience is a virtue) Tryna split $100 (especially before noon) Barista dumps a good/fresh shot on accident Alarm (building, phone, etc) goes off at random Customer tries to come behind counter Customer orders macchiato- meant caramel macchiato "This isn't what I'm used to" Barista used the wrong milk Customer asks redundant questions with line behind them Customer leans over counter to try and talk to busy baristas Customer complains about prices as though you made them Customer makes point of tipping (yay!) Barista makes hot drink iced, or vice versa An hour without a sale Free! because something has to be Customer wants a mocha cappuccino Two sets of plastic cups are melted together in a row "Enjoy!" "Thanks, you too!" Customer expects you to know their order Big boss says "if you got time to [thing] you got time to clean!" Customer brings and stays in with dog (free if dog friendly space) Customer asks for flavor or milk alt. after paying Milk tin for steaming moves and screams Customer makes a point of not tipping (Europeans am'i'rite?) Customer(S) argue/take long time to decide who pays Customer tries to order not at the counter Customer orders with Starbucks' sizes (venti, trenti, etc.)
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Customer orders drinks for text group chat- doesn't know details like milk or hot/iced
Customer reads whole menu before ordering something not on it
Customer orders without any details and won't give any (temp, brew, etc.)
Customer walks in at the good part of your story twice in a row
Customer brought in outside drinks/food and sat down
Customer has an open shirt/beer belly
Customer takes someone else's drink (emotional bonus if they don't understand)
Customer reads the whole menu before asking what you have
Flavor syrup splashes back/against the ice, creates mess
Barista has to call drink several times for customer to get it
Customer wants an iced cafe au lait
Customer manually enters tip that's purposefully small (<10%)
Customer wants a cappuccino to-go, but "the cup is half empty"
Barista calls out wrong drink/word jumbles (medium oat milk mocha)
Barista makes a horror of a drink for co-barista
Barista double brews used grounds/shot
Customer wants drink "extra hot"
Barista forgot drip coffee on- floods brew station
Customer asks question after it were already answered
Customer tries to tell you how to make drink as you're doing it
Order food, take one bite, leave rest for trash
Barista steamed a cappuccino as a latte (poor thing)
Customer stays in cafe for three or more hours without spending more than $10
Regular customer changes order after you made it (patience is a virtue)
Tryna split $100 (especially before noon)
Barista dumps a good/fresh shot on accident
Alarm (building, phone, etc) goes off at random
Customer tries to come behind counter
Customer orders macchiato- meant caramel macchiato
"This isn't what I'm used to"
Barista used the wrong milk
Customer asks redundant questions with line behind them
Customer leans over counter to try and talk to busy baristas
Customer complains about prices as though you made them
Customer makes point of tipping (yay!)
Barista makes hot drink iced, or vice versa
An hour without a sale
Free! because something has to be
Customer wants a mocha cappuccino
Two sets of plastic cups are melted together in a row
"Enjoy!"
"Thanks, you too!"
Customer expects you to know their order
Big boss says "if you got time to [thing] you got time to clean!"
Customer brings and stays in with dog (free if dog friendly space)
Customer asks for flavor or milk alt. after paying
Milk tin for steaming moves and screams
Customer makes a point of not tipping (Europeans am'i'rite?)
Customer(S) argue/take long time to decide who pays
Customer tries to order not at the counter
Customer orders with Starbucks' sizes (venti, trenti, etc.)
