Theo takesa [loving]swing atLilibetLoretta talksto Caleb orJulianaabout TCSSomeone (in-person) callsPatrickMahomes “anice youngman”Someonesays“Who’swinning?”Someone(on tv or in-person)says ROARPeytonManning inacommercialCherylsnipes acandidpicture thatyou are inLorettarefers toKarenDagnall asKaren TarbyStephencoughswithoutcovering hismouthLorettabroachesSpecialEducation as aconversationtopicLoretta asksJulianaabout hervaginaldeliverySomeone says“Who wants towatch thegame anyway”Someoneasks “Isthe gameover yet?”Eagleswin thecoin tossSomeonecommentsthat the gameis rigged bythe refsSomeone askswho KendrickLamar is / ”I’venever heard ofhim”DonnaKelce onthescreenCommercialabout JesusSomeoneasks who isperformingthe halftimeshowJeff and/orStephen commentthat the game theyare playing isharder than theyanticipatedSomeone (ontv or in-person)mentions AndyReid andcheeseburgersCheryl orGrandma(whoever wouldbe more likely to)mentions Dannynot being presentAunt Karentells a storyabout herdog(s)People expresswonderment ata commercialand then go“ohhh,Scientology”TheoScreechesCheryl takesa photo withboth Lilibetand TheoSomeonemispronouncesLilibet’s nameAFTER askingfor clarificationYou win3rdQuarterCard gameJuliaTothpresentSomeoneknocks on thebathroom doorwhile you arein thereSomeoneseeksclarification onhow topronounceLilibet’s nameLilibetblows outher diaperStephenScreechesJulia does herblinking/shakeshead reactionfaceAll of theCrabRangoonis eatenThe leftoversare dividedand no oneasks us if wewant anySomeoneasks whomade thebuffalochicken dipJeff VanNesswearing afedoraMichelle playsthe game onZoom with herown deck ofcardsSomeonetries to openthe doorafter you say“occupied”Somethingspills onthecarpet/rugMichelleonZoomMom(Cheryl)takes a selfie ofherself with agroup of peoplewho are notlookingCalebshoutsabout thegameSomeoneasks howspicy theBuffaloChicken Dip isCaleb has noidea what yousaid to himbecause hewas watchingthe gameGrandpa(John)locks eye withyou silentlyand smilesSomeone startstalking to Calebor Tim at a BADtime during thegameJuliana says“oh, okay”when Calebscreams atthe TVLorettamentionslittle Caleb’sglobe toJulianaCaleb andTim go to thekitchen at thesame time fora snack refillLilibet startlesor cries whensomeonescreams atthe gameJuliana says“Yay Sports!”when everyoneelse cheers forsomethingMichelle makesa commentabout someoneleaving her(aka the laptop)somewhereTheo takesa [loving]swing atLilibetLoretta talksto Caleb orJulianaabout TCSSomeone (in-person) callsPatrickMahomes “anice youngman”Someonesays“Who’swinning?”Someone(on tv or in-person)says ROARPeytonManning inacommercialCherylsnipes acandidpicture thatyou are inLorettarefers toKarenDagnall asKaren TarbyStephencoughswithoutcovering hismouthLorettabroachesSpecialEducation as aconversationtopicLoretta asksJulianaabout hervaginaldeliverySomeone says“Who wants towatch thegame anyway”Someoneasks “Isthe gameover yet?”Eagleswin thecoin tossSomeonecommentsthat the gameis rigged bythe refsSomeone askswho KendrickLamar is / ”I’venever heard ofhim”DonnaKelce onthescreenCommercialabout JesusSomeoneasks who isperformingthe halftimeshowJeff and/orStephen commentthat the game theyare playing isharder than theyanticipatedSomeone (ontv or in-person)mentions AndyReid andcheeseburgersCheryl orGrandma(whoever wouldbe more likely to)mentions Dannynot being presentAunt Karentells a storyabout herdog(s)People expresswonderment ata commercialand then go“ohhh,Scientology”TheoScreechesCheryl takesa photo withboth Lilibetand TheoSomeonemispronouncesLilibet’s nameAFTER askingfor clarificationYou win3rdQuarterCard gameJuliaTothpresentSomeoneknocks on thebathroom doorwhile you arein thereSomeoneseeksclarification onhow topronounceLilibet’s nameLilibetblows outher diaperStephenScreechesJulia does herblinking/shakeshead reactionfaceAll of theCrabRangoonis eatenThe leftoversare dividedand no oneasks us if wewant anySomeoneasks whomade thebuffalochicken dipJeff VanNesswearing afedoraMichelle playsthe game onZoom with herown deck ofcardsSomeonetries to openthe doorafter you say“occupied”Somethingspills onthecarpet/rugMichelleonZoomMom(Cheryl)takes a selfie ofherself with agroup of peoplewho are notlookingCalebshoutsabout thegameSomeoneasks howspicy theBuffaloChicken Dip isCaleb has noidea what yousaid to himbecause hewas watchingthe gameGrandpa(John)locks eye withyou silentlyand smilesSomeone startstalking to Calebor Tim at a BADtime during thegameJuliana says“oh, okay”when Calebscreams atthe TVLorettamentionslittle Caleb’sglobe toJulianaCaleb andTim go to thekitchen at thesame time fora snack refillLilibet startlesor cries whensomeonescreams atthe gameJuliana says“Yay Sports!”when everyoneelse cheers forsomethingMichelle makesa commentabout someoneleaving her(aka the laptop)somewhere

Van Ness - SuperBowl LIX BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Theo takes a [loving] swing at Lilibet
  2. Loretta talks to Caleb or Juliana about TCS
  3. Someone (in-person) calls Patrick Mahomes “a nice young man”
  4. Someone says “Who’s winning?”
  5. Someone (on tv or in-person) says ROAR
  6. Peyton Manning in a commercial
  7. Cheryl snipes a candid picture that you are in
  8. Loretta refers to Karen Dagnall as Karen Tarby
  9. Stephen coughs without covering his mouth
  10. Loretta broaches Special Education as a conversation topic
  11. Loretta asks Juliana about her vaginal delivery
  12. Someone says “Who wants to watch the game anyway”
  13. Someone asks “Is the game over yet?”
  14. Eagles win the coin toss
  15. Someone comments that the game is rigged by the refs
  16. Someone asks who Kendrick Lamar is / ”I’ve never heard of him”
  17. Donna Kelce on the screen
  18. Commercial about Jesus
  19. Someone asks who is performing the halftime show
  20. Jeff and/or Stephen comment that the game they are playing is harder than they anticipated
  21. Someone (on tv or in-person) mentions Andy Reid and cheeseburgers
  22. Cheryl or Grandma (whoever would be more likely to) mentions Danny not being present
  23. Aunt Karen tells a story about her dog(s)
  24. People express wonderment at a commercial and then go “ohhh, Scientology”
  25. Theo Screeches
  26. Cheryl takes a photo with both Lilibet and Theo
  27. Someone mispronounces Lilibet’s name AFTER asking for clarification
  28. You win 3rd Quarter Card game
  29. Julia Toth present
  30. Someone knocks on the bathroom door while you are in there
  31. Someone seeks clarification on how to pronounce Lilibet’s name
  32. Lilibet blows out her diaper
  33. Stephen Screeches
  34. Julia does her blinking/shakes head reaction face
  35. All of the Crab Rangoon is eaten
  36. The leftovers are divided and no one asks us if we want any
  37. Someone asks who made the buffalo chicken dip
  38. Jeff Van Ness wearing a fedora
  39. Michelle plays the game on Zoom with her own deck of cards
  40. Someone tries to open the door after you say “occupied”
  41. Something spills on the carpet/rug
  42. Michelle on Zoom
  43. Mom(Cheryl) takes a selfie of herself with a group of people who are not looking
  44. Caleb shouts about the game
  45. Someone asks how spicy the Buffalo Chicken Dip is
  46. Caleb has no idea what you said to him because he was watching the game
  47. Grandpa(John) locks eye with you silently and smiles
  48. Someone starts talking to Caleb or Tim at a BAD time during the game
  49. Juliana says “oh, okay” when Caleb screams at the TV
  50. Loretta mentions little Caleb’s globe to Juliana
  51. Caleb and Tim go to the kitchen at the same time for a snack refill
  52. Lilibet startles or cries when someone screams at the game
  53. Juliana says “Yay Sports!” when everyone else cheers for something
  54. Michelle makes a comment about someone leaving her (aka the laptop) somewhere