Someone askswho KendrickLamar is / ”I’venever heard ofhim”Calebshoutsabout thegameLoretta asksJulianaabout hervaginaldeliveryCheryl orGrandma(whoever wouldbe more likely to)mentions Dannynot being presentCheryl takesa photo withboth Lilibetand TheoAll of theCrabRangoonis eatenSomeone startstalking to Calebor Tim at a BADtime during thegameGrandpa(John)locks eye withyou silentlyand smilesSomeonesays“Who’swinning?”Someone (in-person) callsPatrickMahomes “anice youngman”Juliana says“oh, okay”when Calebscreams atthe TVSomeonetries to openthe doorafter you say“occupied”MichelleonZoomLilibetblows outher diaperEagleswin thecoin tossLorettabroachesSpecialEducation as aconversationtopicCaleb has noidea what yousaid to himbecause hewas watchingthe gameSomeonecommentsthat the gameis rigged bythe refsYou win3rdQuarterCard gameStephencoughswithoutcovering hismouthSomeonemispronouncesLilibet’s nameAFTER askingfor clarificationTheo takesa [loving]swing atLilibetSomeone says“Who wants towatch thegame anyway”Julia does herblinking/shakeshead reactionfaceSomeoneasks who isperformingthe halftimeshowLorettarefers toKarenDagnall asKaren TarbySomeoneasks whomade thebuffalochicken dipPeytonManning inacommercialJeff and/orStephen commentthat the game theyare playing isharder than theyanticipatedMichelle playsthe game onZoom with herown deck ofcardsSomeoneknocks on thebathroom doorwhile you arein thereCommercialabout JesusPeople expresswonderment ata commercialand then go“ohhh,Scientology”Cherylsnipes acandidpicture thatyou are inCaleb andTim go to thekitchen at thesame time fora snack refillMichelle makesa commentabout someoneleaving her(aka the laptop)somewhereSomeone (ontv or in-person)mentions AndyReid andcheeseburgersSomeone(on tv or in-person)says ROARStephenScreechesLoretta talksto Caleb orJulianaabout TCSAunt Karentells a storyabout herdog(s)JuliaTothpresentMom(Cheryl)takes a selfie ofherself with agroup of peoplewho are notlookingDonnaKelce onthescreenLorettamentionslittle Caleb’sglobe toJulianaLilibet startlesor cries whensomeonescreams atthe gameThe leftoversare dividedand no oneasks us if wewant anyTheoScreechesSomeoneseeksclarification onhow topronounceLilibet’s nameSomethingspills onthecarpet/rugSomeoneasks howspicy theBuffaloChicken Dip isJuliana says“Yay Sports!”when everyoneelse cheers forsomethingJeff VanNesswearing afedoraSomeoneasks “Isthe gameover yet?”Someone askswho KendrickLamar is / ”I’venever heard ofhim”Calebshoutsabout thegameLoretta asksJulianaabout hervaginaldeliveryCheryl orGrandma(whoever wouldbe more likely to)mentions Dannynot being presentCheryl takesa photo withboth Lilibetand TheoAll of theCrabRangoonis eatenSomeone startstalking to Calebor Tim at a BADtime during thegameGrandpa(John)locks eye withyou silentlyand smilesSomeonesays“Who’swinning?”Someone (in-person) callsPatrickMahomes “anice youngman”Juliana says“oh, okay”when Calebscreams atthe TVSomeonetries to openthe doorafter you say“occupied”MichelleonZoomLilibetblows outher diaperEagleswin thecoin tossLorettabroachesSpecialEducation as aconversationtopicCaleb has noidea what yousaid to himbecause hewas watchingthe gameSomeonecommentsthat the gameis rigged bythe refsYou win3rdQuarterCard gameStephencoughswithoutcovering hismouthSomeonemispronouncesLilibet’s nameAFTER askingfor clarificationTheo takesa [loving]swing atLilibetSomeone says“Who wants towatch thegame anyway”Julia does herblinking/shakeshead reactionfaceSomeoneasks who isperformingthe halftimeshowLorettarefers toKarenDagnall asKaren TarbySomeoneasks whomade thebuffalochicken dipPeytonManning inacommercialJeff and/orStephen commentthat the game theyare playing isharder than theyanticipatedMichelle playsthe game onZoom with herown deck ofcardsSomeoneknocks on thebathroom doorwhile you arein thereCommercialabout JesusPeople expresswonderment ata commercialand then go“ohhh,Scientology”Cherylsnipes acandidpicture thatyou are inCaleb andTim go to thekitchen at thesame time fora snack refillMichelle makesa commentabout someoneleaving her(aka the laptop)somewhereSomeone (ontv or in-person)mentions AndyReid andcheeseburgersSomeone(on tv or in-person)says ROARStephenScreechesLoretta talksto Caleb orJulianaabout TCSAunt Karentells a storyabout herdog(s)JuliaTothpresentMom(Cheryl)takes a selfie ofherself with agroup of peoplewho are notlookingDonnaKelce onthescreenLorettamentionslittle Caleb’sglobe toJulianaLilibet startlesor cries whensomeonescreams atthe gameThe leftoversare dividedand no oneasks us if wewant anyTheoScreechesSomeoneseeksclarification onhow topronounceLilibet’s nameSomethingspills onthecarpet/rugSomeoneasks howspicy theBuffaloChicken Dip isJuliana says“Yay Sports!”when everyoneelse cheers forsomethingJeff VanNesswearing afedoraSomeoneasks “Isthe gameover yet?”

Van Ness - SuperBowl LIX BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone asks who Kendrick Lamar is / ”I’ve never heard of him”
  2. Caleb shouts about the game
  3. Loretta asks Juliana about her vaginal delivery
  4. Cheryl or Grandma (whoever would be more likely to) mentions Danny not being present
  5. Cheryl takes a photo with both Lilibet and Theo
  6. All of the Crab Rangoon is eaten
  7. Someone starts talking to Caleb or Tim at a BAD time during the game
  8. Grandpa(John) locks eye with you silently and smiles
  9. Someone says “Who’s winning?”
  10. Someone (in-person) calls Patrick Mahomes “a nice young man”
  11. Juliana says “oh, okay” when Caleb screams at the TV
  12. Someone tries to open the door after you say “occupied”
  13. Michelle on Zoom
  14. Lilibet blows out her diaper
  15. Eagles win the coin toss
  16. Loretta broaches Special Education as a conversation topic
  17. Caleb has no idea what you said to him because he was watching the game
  18. Someone comments that the game is rigged by the refs
  19. You win 3rd Quarter Card game
  20. Stephen coughs without covering his mouth
  21. Someone mispronounces Lilibet’s name AFTER asking for clarification
  22. Theo takes a [loving] swing at Lilibet
  23. Someone says “Who wants to watch the game anyway”
  24. Julia does her blinking/shakes head reaction face
  25. Someone asks who is performing the halftime show
  26. Loretta refers to Karen Dagnall as Karen Tarby
  27. Someone asks who made the buffalo chicken dip
  28. Peyton Manning in a commercial
  29. Jeff and/or Stephen comment that the game they are playing is harder than they anticipated
  30. Michelle plays the game on Zoom with her own deck of cards
  31. Someone knocks on the bathroom door while you are in there
  32. Commercial about Jesus
  33. People express wonderment at a commercial and then go “ohhh, Scientology”
  34. Cheryl snipes a candid picture that you are in
  35. Caleb and Tim go to the kitchen at the same time for a snack refill
  36. Michelle makes a comment about someone leaving her (aka the laptop) somewhere
  37. Someone (on tv or in-person) mentions Andy Reid and cheeseburgers
  38. Someone (on tv or in-person) says ROAR
  39. Stephen Screeches
  40. Loretta talks to Caleb or Juliana about TCS
  41. Aunt Karen tells a story about her dog(s)
  42. Julia Toth present
  43. Mom(Cheryl) takes a selfie of herself with a group of people who are not looking
  44. Donna Kelce on the screen
  45. Loretta mentions little Caleb’s globe to Juliana
  46. Lilibet startles or cries when someone screams at the game
  47. The leftovers are divided and no one asks us if we want any
  48. Theo Screeches
  49. Someone seeks clarification on how to pronounce Lilibet’s name
  50. Something spills on the carpet/rug
  51. Someone asks how spicy the Buffalo Chicken Dip is
  52. Juliana says “Yay Sports!” when everyone else cheers for something
  53. Jeff Van Ness wearing a fedora
  54. Someone asks “Is the game over yet?”