Lilibet startlesor cries whensomeonescreams atthe gameSomeone says“Who wants towatch thegame anyway”Juliana says“oh, okay”when Calebscreams atthe TVSomeoneknocks on thebathroom doorwhile you arein thereLorettamentionslittle Caleb’sglobe toJulianaSomeoneasks who isperformingthe halftimeshowPeytonManning inacommercialMichelle playsthe game onZoom with herown deck ofcardsTheoScreechesJeff and/orStephen commentthat the game theyare playing isharder than theyanticipatedLoretta asksJulianaabout hervaginaldeliveryCommercialabout JesusMichelleonZoomSomeoneasks whomade thebuffalochicken dipSomeone startstalking to Calebor Tim at a BADtime during thegameMichelle makesa commentabout someoneleaving her(aka the laptop)somewhereCherylsnipes acandidpicture thatyou are inSomeonemispronouncesLilibet’s nameAFTER askingfor clarificationJeff VanNesswearing afedoraLilibetblows outher diaperSomeone (ontv or in-person)mentions AndyReid andcheeseburgersGrandpa(John)locks eye withyou silentlyand smilesCaleb andTim go to thekitchen at thesame time fora snack refillMom(Cheryl)takes a selfie ofherself with agroup of peoplewho are notlookingSomeoneseeksclarification onhow topronounceLilibet’s nameStephencoughswithoutcovering hismouthEagleswin thecoin tossYou win3rdQuarterCard gameSomeonesays“Who’swinning?”Cheryl takesa photo withboth Lilibetand TheoThe leftoversare dividedand no oneasks us if wewant anyCaleb has noidea what yousaid to himbecause hewas watchingthe gameSomeoneasks howspicy theBuffaloChicken Dip isCheryl orGrandma(whoever wouldbe more likely to)mentions Dannynot being presentAll of theCrabRangoonis eatenSomeone askswho KendrickLamar is / ”I’venever heard ofhim”Loretta talksto Caleb orJulianaabout TCSLorettarefers toKarenDagnall asKaren TarbyPeople expresswonderment ata commercialand then go“ohhh,Scientology”Somethingspills onthecarpet/rugAunt Karentells a storyabout herdog(s)Someonetries to openthe doorafter you say“occupied”Someonecommentsthat the gameis rigged bythe refsTheo takesa [loving]swing atLilibetSomeone (in-person) callsPatrickMahomes “anice youngman”Julia does herblinking/shakeshead reactionfaceDonnaKelce onthescreenJuliana says“Yay Sports!”when everyoneelse cheers forsomethingCalebshoutsabout thegameLorettabroachesSpecialEducation as aconversationtopicSomeoneasks “Isthe gameover yet?”JuliaTothpresentStephenScreechesSomeone(on tv or in-person)says ROARLilibet startlesor cries whensomeonescreams atthe gameSomeone says“Who wants towatch thegame anyway”Juliana says“oh, okay”when Calebscreams atthe TVSomeoneknocks on thebathroom doorwhile you arein thereLorettamentionslittle Caleb’sglobe toJulianaSomeoneasks who isperformingthe halftimeshowPeytonManning inacommercialMichelle playsthe game onZoom with herown deck ofcardsTheoScreechesJeff and/orStephen commentthat the game theyare playing isharder than theyanticipatedLoretta asksJulianaabout hervaginaldeliveryCommercialabout JesusMichelleonZoomSomeoneasks whomade thebuffalochicken dipSomeone startstalking to Calebor Tim at a BADtime during thegameMichelle makesa commentabout someoneleaving her(aka the laptop)somewhereCherylsnipes acandidpicture thatyou are inSomeonemispronouncesLilibet’s nameAFTER askingfor clarificationJeff VanNesswearing afedoraLilibetblows outher diaperSomeone (ontv or in-person)mentions AndyReid andcheeseburgersGrandpa(John)locks eye withyou silentlyand smilesCaleb andTim go to thekitchen at thesame time fora snack refillMom(Cheryl)takes a selfie ofherself with agroup of peoplewho are notlookingSomeoneseeksclarification onhow topronounceLilibet’s nameStephencoughswithoutcovering hismouthEagleswin thecoin tossYou win3rdQuarterCard gameSomeonesays“Who’swinning?”Cheryl takesa photo withboth Lilibetand TheoThe leftoversare dividedand no oneasks us if wewant anyCaleb has noidea what yousaid to himbecause hewas watchingthe gameSomeoneasks howspicy theBuffaloChicken Dip isCheryl orGrandma(whoever wouldbe more likely to)mentions Dannynot being presentAll of theCrabRangoonis eatenSomeone askswho KendrickLamar is / ”I’venever heard ofhim”Loretta talksto Caleb orJulianaabout TCSLorettarefers toKarenDagnall asKaren TarbyPeople expresswonderment ata commercialand then go“ohhh,Scientology”Somethingspills onthecarpet/rugAunt Karentells a storyabout herdog(s)Someonetries to openthe doorafter you say“occupied”Someonecommentsthat the gameis rigged bythe refsTheo takesa [loving]swing atLilibetSomeone (in-person) callsPatrickMahomes “anice youngman”Julia does herblinking/shakeshead reactionfaceDonnaKelce onthescreenJuliana says“Yay Sports!”when everyoneelse cheers forsomethingCalebshoutsabout thegameLorettabroachesSpecialEducation as aconversationtopicSomeoneasks “Isthe gameover yet?”JuliaTothpresentStephenScreechesSomeone(on tv or in-person)says ROAR

Van Ness - SuperBowl LIX BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Lilibet startles or cries when someone screams at the game
  2. Someone says “Who wants to watch the game anyway”
  3. Juliana says “oh, okay” when Caleb screams at the TV
  4. Someone knocks on the bathroom door while you are in there
  5. Loretta mentions little Caleb’s globe to Juliana
  6. Someone asks who is performing the halftime show
  7. Peyton Manning in a commercial
  8. Michelle plays the game on Zoom with her own deck of cards
  9. Theo Screeches
  10. Jeff and/or Stephen comment that the game they are playing is harder than they anticipated
  11. Loretta asks Juliana about her vaginal delivery
  12. Commercial about Jesus
  13. Michelle on Zoom
  14. Someone asks who made the buffalo chicken dip
  15. Someone starts talking to Caleb or Tim at a BAD time during the game
  16. Michelle makes a comment about someone leaving her (aka the laptop) somewhere
  17. Cheryl snipes a candid picture that you are in
  18. Someone mispronounces Lilibet’s name AFTER asking for clarification
  19. Jeff Van Ness wearing a fedora
  20. Lilibet blows out her diaper
  21. Someone (on tv or in-person) mentions Andy Reid and cheeseburgers
  22. Grandpa(John) locks eye with you silently and smiles
  23. Caleb and Tim go to the kitchen at the same time for a snack refill
  24. Mom(Cheryl) takes a selfie of herself with a group of people who are not looking
  25. Someone seeks clarification on how to pronounce Lilibet’s name
  26. Stephen coughs without covering his mouth
  27. Eagles win the coin toss
  28. You win 3rd Quarter Card game
  29. Someone says “Who’s winning?”
  30. Cheryl takes a photo with both Lilibet and Theo
  31. The leftovers are divided and no one asks us if we want any
  32. Caleb has no idea what you said to him because he was watching the game
  33. Someone asks how spicy the Buffalo Chicken Dip is
  34. Cheryl or Grandma (whoever would be more likely to) mentions Danny not being present
  35. All of the Crab Rangoon is eaten
  36. Someone asks who Kendrick Lamar is / ”I’ve never heard of him”
  37. Loretta talks to Caleb or Juliana about TCS
  38. Loretta refers to Karen Dagnall as Karen Tarby
  39. People express wonderment at a commercial and then go “ohhh, Scientology”
  40. Something spills on the carpet/rug
  41. Aunt Karen tells a story about her dog(s)
  42. Someone tries to open the door after you say “occupied”
  43. Someone comments that the game is rigged by the refs
  44. Theo takes a [loving] swing at Lilibet
  45. Someone (in-person) calls Patrick Mahomes “a nice young man”
  46. Julia does her blinking/shakes head reaction face
  47. Donna Kelce on the screen
  48. Juliana says “Yay Sports!” when everyone else cheers for something
  49. Caleb shouts about the game
  50. Loretta broaches Special Education as a conversation topic
  51. Someone asks “Is the game over yet?”
  52. Julia Toth present
  53. Stephen Screeches
  54. Someone (on tv or in-person) says ROAR