TheoScreechesAll of theCrabRangoonis eatenPeople expresswonderment ata commercialand then go“ohhh,Scientology”Caleb has noidea what yousaid to himbecause hewas watchingthe gameCalebshoutsabout thegameJeff and/orStephen commentthat the game theyare playing isharder than theyanticipatedJeff VanNesswearing afedoraSomeoneknocks on thebathroom doorwhile you arein thereThe leftoversare dividedand no oneasks us if wewant anyLilibet startlesor cries whensomeonescreams atthe gameSomeonesays“Who’swinning?”Caleb andTim go to thekitchen at thesame time fora snack refillSomeoneasks who isperformingthe halftimeshowLorettabroachesSpecialEducation as aconversationtopicCheryl takesa photo withboth Lilibetand TheoStephenScreechesLoretta asksJulianaabout hervaginaldeliveryLorettamentionslittle Caleb’sglobe toJulianaMichelle makesa commentabout someoneleaving her(aka the laptop)somewhereMom(Cheryl)takes a selfie ofherself with agroup of peoplewho are notlookingSomeone startstalking to Calebor Tim at a BADtime during thegameCherylsnipes acandidpicture thatyou are inGrandpa(John)locks eye withyou silentlyand smilesEagleswin thecoin tossLorettarefers toKarenDagnall asKaren TarbySomethingspills onthecarpet/rugSomeoneasks whomade thebuffalochicken dipCommercialabout JesusJulia does herblinking/shakeshead reactionfaceCheryl orGrandma(whoever wouldbe more likely to)mentions Dannynot being presentSomeonetries to openthe doorafter you say“occupied”Someone (ontv or in-person)mentions AndyReid andcheeseburgersLilibetblows outher diaperSomeone(on tv or in-person)says ROARJuliaTothpresentSomeoneasks howspicy theBuffaloChicken Dip isAunt Karentells a storyabout herdog(s)Someone says“Who wants towatch thegame anyway”Someone (in-person) callsPatrickMahomes “anice youngman”Michelle playsthe game onZoom with herown deck ofcardsTheo takesa [loving]swing atLilibetSomeoneseeksclarification onhow topronounceLilibet’s nameStephencoughswithoutcovering hismouthJuliana says“Yay Sports!”when everyoneelse cheers forsomethingSomeonemispronouncesLilibet’s nameAFTER askingfor clarificationYou win3rdQuarterCard gameLoretta talksto Caleb orJulianaabout TCSDonnaKelce onthescreenPeytonManning inacommercialSomeonecommentsthat the gameis rigged bythe refsMichelleonZoomJuliana says“oh, okay”when Calebscreams atthe TVSomeoneasks “Isthe gameover yet?”Someone askswho KendrickLamar is / ”I’venever heard ofhim”TheoScreechesAll of theCrabRangoonis eatenPeople expresswonderment ata commercialand then go“ohhh,Scientology”Caleb has noidea what yousaid to himbecause hewas watchingthe gameCalebshoutsabout thegameJeff and/orStephen commentthat the game theyare playing isharder than theyanticipatedJeff VanNesswearing afedoraSomeoneknocks on thebathroom doorwhile you arein thereThe leftoversare dividedand no oneasks us if wewant anyLilibet startlesor cries whensomeonescreams atthe gameSomeonesays“Who’swinning?”Caleb andTim go to thekitchen at thesame time fora snack refillSomeoneasks who isperformingthe halftimeshowLorettabroachesSpecialEducation as aconversationtopicCheryl takesa photo withboth Lilibetand TheoStephenScreechesLoretta asksJulianaabout hervaginaldeliveryLorettamentionslittle Caleb’sglobe toJulianaMichelle makesa commentabout someoneleaving her(aka the laptop)somewhereMom(Cheryl)takes a selfie ofherself with agroup of peoplewho are notlookingSomeone startstalking to Calebor Tim at a BADtime during thegameCherylsnipes acandidpicture thatyou are inGrandpa(John)locks eye withyou silentlyand smilesEagleswin thecoin tossLorettarefers toKarenDagnall asKaren TarbySomethingspills onthecarpet/rugSomeoneasks whomade thebuffalochicken dipCommercialabout JesusJulia does herblinking/shakeshead reactionfaceCheryl orGrandma(whoever wouldbe more likely to)mentions Dannynot being presentSomeonetries to openthe doorafter you say“occupied”Someone (ontv or in-person)mentions AndyReid andcheeseburgersLilibetblows outher diaperSomeone(on tv or in-person)says ROARJuliaTothpresentSomeoneasks howspicy theBuffaloChicken Dip isAunt Karentells a storyabout herdog(s)Someone says“Who wants towatch thegame anyway”Someone (in-person) callsPatrickMahomes “anice youngman”Michelle playsthe game onZoom with herown deck ofcardsTheo takesa [loving]swing atLilibetSomeoneseeksclarification onhow topronounceLilibet’s nameStephencoughswithoutcovering hismouthJuliana says“Yay Sports!”when everyoneelse cheers forsomethingSomeonemispronouncesLilibet’s nameAFTER askingfor clarificationYou win3rdQuarterCard gameLoretta talksto Caleb orJulianaabout TCSDonnaKelce onthescreenPeytonManning inacommercialSomeonecommentsthat the gameis rigged bythe refsMichelleonZoomJuliana says“oh, okay”when Calebscreams atthe TVSomeoneasks “Isthe gameover yet?”Someone askswho KendrickLamar is / ”I’venever heard ofhim”

Van Ness - SuperBowl LIX BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Theo Screeches
  2. All of the Crab Rangoon is eaten
  3. People express wonderment at a commercial and then go “ohhh, Scientology”
  4. Caleb has no idea what you said to him because he was watching the game
  5. Caleb shouts about the game
  6. Jeff and/or Stephen comment that the game they are playing is harder than they anticipated
  7. Jeff Van Ness wearing a fedora
  8. Someone knocks on the bathroom door while you are in there
  9. The leftovers are divided and no one asks us if we want any
  10. Lilibet startles or cries when someone screams at the game
  11. Someone says “Who’s winning?”
  12. Caleb and Tim go to the kitchen at the same time for a snack refill
  13. Someone asks who is performing the halftime show
  14. Loretta broaches Special Education as a conversation topic
  15. Cheryl takes a photo with both Lilibet and Theo
  16. Stephen Screeches
  17. Loretta asks Juliana about her vaginal delivery
  18. Loretta mentions little Caleb’s globe to Juliana
  19. Michelle makes a comment about someone leaving her (aka the laptop) somewhere
  20. Mom(Cheryl) takes a selfie of herself with a group of people who are not looking
  21. Someone starts talking to Caleb or Tim at a BAD time during the game
  22. Cheryl snipes a candid picture that you are in
  23. Grandpa(John) locks eye with you silently and smiles
  24. Eagles win the coin toss
  25. Loretta refers to Karen Dagnall as Karen Tarby
  26. Something spills on the carpet/rug
  27. Someone asks who made the buffalo chicken dip
  28. Commercial about Jesus
  29. Julia does her blinking/shakes head reaction face
  30. Cheryl or Grandma (whoever would be more likely to) mentions Danny not being present
  31. Someone tries to open the door after you say “occupied”
  32. Someone (on tv or in-person) mentions Andy Reid and cheeseburgers
  33. Lilibet blows out her diaper
  34. Someone (on tv or in-person) says ROAR
  35. Julia Toth present
  36. Someone asks how spicy the Buffalo Chicken Dip is
  37. Aunt Karen tells a story about her dog(s)
  38. Someone says “Who wants to watch the game anyway”
  39. Someone (in-person) calls Patrick Mahomes “a nice young man”
  40. Michelle plays the game on Zoom with her own deck of cards
  41. Theo takes a [loving] swing at Lilibet
  42. Someone seeks clarification on how to pronounce Lilibet’s name
  43. Stephen coughs without covering his mouth
  44. Juliana says “Yay Sports!” when everyone else cheers for something
  45. Someone mispronounces Lilibet’s name AFTER asking for clarification
  46. You win 3rd Quarter Card game
  47. Loretta talks to Caleb or Juliana about TCS
  48. Donna Kelce on the screen
  49. Peyton Manning in a commercial
  50. Someone comments that the game is rigged by the refs
  51. Michelle on Zoom
  52. Juliana says “oh, okay” when Caleb screams at the TV
  53. Someone asks “Is the game over yet?”
  54. Someone asks who Kendrick Lamar is / ”I’ve never heard of him”