Complainsabout GovonerNewson (duringthe funeralspeech)“Thatsoundsfun!”She getsupset andleaves theroomPoints out howexpensive thefood is (buthe’s soteating)She asks to go tothe pool with us,but didn’t bringher swimsuit suitand asks Anna touse hersAsks aboutyourrelationshipTalks Aboutherself morethanChristopher (atthe funeral)Anna(same)Most of her nailsare chipped orpeeling, but “hernail lady does agreat job”Complaintsaout troyYou smellthealcohol onher“CAN ICOME?!”Shows upwith a neckbrace orsomethingelse brokenShouts“good bye”as she’sleavingInterruptsyou midsentence“Oh Mygod Kim”- TroyYOUR SISTERDIDN’T EVENINVITE ME TOHERWEDDINGKimtouchesyou withoutaskingKimnudgeThepolice getcalledKim issoberTalks abouthowexpensive thedinner at theviewing wasInvitesherself to theplace we aregoing laterTalks Aboutherself morethanChristopher (atthe viewing)Hystericallycries inanger*Bonus: Kimand grandpaget in a fightand dragTroy into itKim says“he wasdoingreally well”Kimthreatensto killherselfAsks to stayat your placewithoutasking to stayat your placeBuys a new outfitfor the funeraland talks abouthow expensive itwas (but how shegot it on discount)One of thethe trip endup smokingbecause ofthisClaimshe wasmurderedKim showsup highon OxyTalksabout hermodelingdaysKim showsup to thefuneraldrunkKimcomplainsaboutNicoleSophie(same)Answers herphone aroundeveryone and talkslouder than everyother conversationin the roomTalks aboutthe debatewithChristopherseniorComplainsaboutchristi*Bonus:Christopher’sbaby mamashows up(Free space fora wild cardwhere sheACTUALLYthrowssomething)Troy drinksin responseto somethingKim says ordoesSwat the fly,kick the headsideways andweird teethsmileComplainsaboutmom“Oh whatare youguys gonnado?”Complainsabout herfamily notsupporting herand not lovingher anymoreShows up witha purse andtalks abouthow designer itwas“HEY,HEY!”I drink inresponse tosomethingKm says ordoesCutrubushandwaiveShe takes offenseto something yousay even thoughher offhandednesshas literally nothingto do with anythingyou’re talking about*Bonus: Kimand grandpaget in a fightand troy“doesn’t worryabout it”*Bonus: Thefuneral homeputs arestringingorder againsther)Interrupts youmid sentence(but with anentire differenttopic)She gets upin your faceand pointsto her teethCompareseachperson toChristopherMentionshis babymama“Thisstaysbetweenus” - KimMentionsCaliforniaKim showsup to theviewingdrunkKim gaslightsyouSays hewas noton drugs*Christophersdealer showsupInterrupts yourconversationwith anotherperson andcompletelychange the topicReferee totheCutrubus’sas “Us, we,or ours”Complainsabout GovonerNewson (duringthe funeralspeech)“Thatsoundsfun!”She getsupset andleaves theroomPoints out howexpensive thefood is (buthe’s soteating)She asks to go tothe pool with us,but didn’t bringher swimsuit suitand asks Anna touse hersAsks aboutyourrelationshipTalks Aboutherself morethanChristopher (atthe funeral)Anna(same)Most of her nailsare chipped orpeeling, but “hernail lady does agreat job”Complaintsaout troyYou smellthealcohol onher“CAN ICOME?!”Shows upwith a neckbrace orsomethingelse brokenShouts“good bye”as she’sleavingInterruptsyou midsentence“Oh Mygod Kim”- TroyYOUR SISTERDIDN’T EVENINVITE ME TOHERWEDDINGKimtouchesyou withoutaskingKimnudgeThepolice getcalledKim issoberTalks abouthowexpensive thedinner at theviewing wasInvitesherself to theplace we aregoing laterTalks Aboutherself morethanChristopher (atthe viewing)Hystericallycries inanger*Bonus: Kimand grandpaget in a fightand dragTroy into itKim says“he wasdoingreally well”Kimthreatensto killherselfAsks to stayat your placewithoutasking to stayat your placeBuys a new outfitfor the funeraland talks abouthow expensive itwas (but how shegot it on discount)One of thethe trip endup smokingbecause ofthisClaimshe wasmurderedKim showsup highon OxyTalksabout hermodelingdaysKim showsup to thefuneraldrunkKimcomplainsaboutNicoleSophie(same)Answers herphone aroundeveryone and talkslouder than everyother conversationin the roomTalks aboutthe debatewithChristopherseniorComplainsaboutchristi*Bonus:Christopher’sbaby mamashows up(Free space fora wild cardwhere sheACTUALLYthrowssomething)Troy drinksin responseto somethingKim says ordoesSwat the fly,kick the headsideways andweird teethsmileComplainsaboutmom“Oh whatare youguys gonnado?”Complainsabout herfamily notsupporting herand not lovingher anymoreShows up witha purse andtalks abouthow designer itwas“HEY,HEY!”I drink inresponse tosomethingKm says ordoesCutrubushandwaiveShe takes offenseto something yousay even thoughher offhandednesshas literally nothingto do with anythingyou’re talking about*Bonus: Kimand grandpaget in a fightand troy“doesn’t worryabout it”*Bonus: Thefuneral homeputs arestringingorder againsther)Interrupts youmid sentence(but with anentire differenttopic)She gets upin your faceand pointsto her teethCompareseachperson toChristopherMentionshis babymama“Thisstaysbetweenus” - KimMentionsCaliforniaKim showsup to theviewingdrunkKim gaslightsyouSays hewas noton drugs*Christophersdealer showsupInterrupts yourconversationwith anotherperson andcompletelychange the topicReferee totheCutrubus’sas “Us, we,or ours”

Kimisms - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Complains about Govoner Newson (during the funeral speech)
  2. “That sounds fun!”
  3. She gets upset and leaves the room
  4. Points out how expensive the food is (but he’s sot eating)
  5. She asks to go to the pool with us, but didn’t bring her swimsuit suit and asks Anna to use hers
  6. Asks about your relationship
  7. Talks About herself more than Christopher (at the funeral)
  8. Anna (same)
  9. Most of her nails are chipped or peeling, but “her nail lady does a great job”
  10. Complaints aout troy
  11. You smell the alcohol on her
  12. “CAN I COME?!”
  13. Shows up with a neck brace or something else broken
  14. Shouts “good bye” as she’s leaving
  15. Interrupts you mid sentence
  16. “Oh My god Kim” - Troy
  17. YOUR SISTER DIDN’T EVEN INVITE ME TO HER WEDDING
  18. Kim touches you without asking
  19. Kim nudge
  20. The police get called
  21. Kim is sober
  22. Talks about how expensive the dinner at the viewing was
  23. Invites herself to the place we are going later
  24. Talks About herself more than Christopher (at the viewing)
  25. Hysterically cries in anger
  26. *Bonus: Kim and grandpa get in a fight and drag Troy into it
  27. Kim says “he was doing really well”
  28. Kim threatens to kill herself
  29. Asks to stay at your place without asking to stay at your place
  30. Buys a new outfit for the funeral and talks about how expensive it was (but how she got it on discount)
  31. One of the the trip end up smoking because of this
  32. Claims he was murdered
  33. Kim show sup high on Oxy
  34. Talks about her modeling days
  35. Kim shows up to the funeral drunk
  36. Kim complains about Nicole
  37. Sophie (same)
  38. Answers her phone around everyone and talks louder than every other conversation in the room
  39. Talks about the debate with Christopher senior
  40. Complains about christi
  41. *Bonus: Christopher’s baby mama shows up
  42. (Free space for a wild card where she ACTUALLY throws something)
  43. Troy drinks in response to something Kim says or does
  44. Swat the fly, kick the head sideways and weird teeth smile
  45. Complains about mom
  46. “Oh what are you guys gonna do?”
  47. Complains about her family not supporting her and not loving her anymore
  48. Shows up with a purse and talks about how designer it was
  49. “HEY, HEY!”
  50. I drink in response to something Km says or does
  51. Cutrubus hand waive
  52. She takes offense to something you say even though her offhandedness has literally nothing to do with anything you’re talking about
  53. *Bonus: Kim and grandpa get in a fight and troy “doesn’t worry about it”
  54. *Bonus: The funeral home puts a restringing order against her)
  55. Interrupts you mid sentence (but with an entire different topic)
  56. She gets up in your face and points to her teeth
  57. Compares each person to Christopher
  58. Mentions his baby mama
  59. “This stays between us” - Kim
  60. Mentions California
  61. Kim shows up to the viewing drunk
  62. Kim gas lights you
  63. Says he was not on drugs
  64. *Christophers dealer shows up
  65. Interrupts your conversation with another person and completely change the topic
  66. Referee to the Cutrubus’s as “Us, we, or ours”