“CAN ICOME?!”She asks to go tothe pool with us,but didn’t bringher swimsuit suitand asks Anna touse hersShouts“good bye”as she’sleavingSwat the fly,kick the headsideways andweird teethsmile*Christophersdealer showsupKim showsup highon OxyAnna(same)“Oh whatare youguys gonnado?”(Free space fora wild cardwhere sheACTUALLYthrowssomething)ComplainsaboutchristiKim showsup to thefuneraldrunkSays hewas noton drugsTalks Aboutherself morethanChristopher (atthe funeral)“HEY,HEY!”Buys a new outfitfor the funeraland talks abouthow expensive itwas (but how shegot it on discount)MentionsCaliforniaInterrupts youmid sentence(but with anentire differenttopic)Invitesherself to theplace we aregoing laterKim gaslightsyouAsks aboutyourrelationshipInterrupts yourconversationwith anotherperson andcompletelychange the topic“Thatsoundsfun!”She getsupset andleaves theroomSophie(same)Complainsabout GovonerNewson (duringthe funeralspeech)Talks Aboutherself morethanChristopher (atthe viewing)*Bonus: Kimand grandpaget in a fightand troy“doesn’t worryabout it”*Bonus: Kimand grandpaget in a fightand dragTroy into itYOUR SISTERDIDN’T EVENINVITE ME TOHERWEDDINGComplainsaboutmomCutrubushandwaiveMentionshis babymamaShe gets upin your faceand pointsto her teethShows up witha purse andtalks abouthow designer itwasInterruptsyou midsentenceKimthreatensto killherselfShe takes offenseto something yousay even thoughher offhandednesshas literally nothingto do with anythingyou’re talking aboutPoints out howexpensive thefood is (buthe’s soteating)Complainsabout herfamily notsupporting herand not lovingher anymoreTalksabout hermodelingdaysKimnudgeTalks aboutthe debatewithChristopherseniorShows upwith a neckbrace orsomethingelse broken“Thisstaysbetweenus” - KimTroy drinksin responseto somethingKim says ordoesKim showsup to theviewingdrunkMost of her nailsare chipped orpeeling, but “hernail lady does agreat job”Kim issoberAnswers herphone aroundeveryone and talkslouder than everyother conversationin the room*Bonus:Christopher’sbaby mamashows upReferee totheCutrubus’sas “Us, we,or ours”Complaintsaout troyCompareseachperson toChristopherTalks abouthowexpensive thedinner at theviewing was*Bonus: Thefuneral homeputs arestringingorder againsther)Thepolice getcalled“Oh Mygod Kim”- TroyKim says“he wasdoingreally well”One of thethe trip endup smokingbecause ofthisClaimshe wasmurderedYou smellthealcohol onherHystericallycries inangerI drink inresponse tosomethingKm says ordoesKimtouchesyou withoutaskingKimcomplainsaboutNicoleAsks to stayat your placewithoutasking to stayat your place“CAN ICOME?!”She asks to go tothe pool with us,but didn’t bringher swimsuit suitand asks Anna touse hersShouts“good bye”as she’sleavingSwat the fly,kick the headsideways andweird teethsmile*Christophersdealer showsupKim showsup highon OxyAnna(same)“Oh whatare youguys gonnado?”(Free space fora wild cardwhere sheACTUALLYthrowssomething)ComplainsaboutchristiKim showsup to thefuneraldrunkSays hewas noton drugsTalks Aboutherself morethanChristopher (atthe funeral)“HEY,HEY!”Buys a new outfitfor the funeraland talks abouthow expensive itwas (but how shegot it on discount)MentionsCaliforniaInterrupts youmid sentence(but with anentire differenttopic)Invitesherself to theplace we aregoing laterKim gaslightsyouAsks aboutyourrelationshipInterrupts yourconversationwith anotherperson andcompletelychange the topic“Thatsoundsfun!”She getsupset andleaves theroomSophie(same)Complainsabout GovonerNewson (duringthe funeralspeech)Talks Aboutherself morethanChristopher (atthe viewing)*Bonus: Kimand grandpaget in a fightand troy“doesn’t worryabout it”*Bonus: Kimand grandpaget in a fightand dragTroy into itYOUR SISTERDIDN’T EVENINVITE ME TOHERWEDDINGComplainsaboutmomCutrubushandwaiveMentionshis babymamaShe gets upin your faceand pointsto her teethShows up witha purse andtalks abouthow designer itwasInterruptsyou midsentenceKimthreatensto killherselfShe takes offenseto something yousay even thoughher offhandednesshas literally nothingto do with anythingyou’re talking aboutPoints out howexpensive thefood is (buthe’s soteating)Complainsabout herfamily notsupporting herand not lovingher anymoreTalksabout hermodelingdaysKimnudgeTalks aboutthe debatewithChristopherseniorShows upwith a neckbrace orsomethingelse broken“Thisstaysbetweenus” - 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Kimisms - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “CAN I COME?!”
  2. She asks to go to the pool with us, but didn’t bring her swimsuit suit and asks Anna to use hers
  3. Shouts “good bye” as she’s leaving
  4. Swat the fly, kick the head sideways and weird teeth smile
  5. *Christophers dealer shows up
  6. Kim show sup high on Oxy
  7. Anna (same)
  8. “Oh what are you guys gonna do?”
  9. (Free space for a wild card where she ACTUALLY throws something)
  10. Complains about christi
  11. Kim shows up to the funeral drunk
  12. Says he was not on drugs
  13. Talks About herself more than Christopher (at the funeral)
  14. “HEY, HEY!”
  15. Buys a new outfit for the funeral and talks about how expensive it was (but how she got it on discount)
  16. Mentions California
  17. Interrupts you mid sentence (but with an entire different topic)
  18. Invites herself to the place we are going later
  19. Kim gas lights you
  20. Asks about your relationship
  21. Interrupts your conversation with another person and completely change the topic
  22. “That sounds fun!”
  23. She gets upset and leaves the room
  24. Sophie (same)
  25. Complains about Govoner Newson (during the funeral speech)
  26. Talks About herself more than Christopher (at the viewing)
  27. *Bonus: Kim and grandpa get in a fight and troy “doesn’t worry about it”
  28. *Bonus: Kim and grandpa get in a fight and drag Troy into it
  29. YOUR SISTER DIDN’T EVEN INVITE ME TO HER WEDDING
  30. Complains about mom
  31. Cutrubus hand waive
  32. Mentions his baby mama
  33. She gets up in your face and points to her teeth
  34. Shows up with a purse and talks about how designer it was
  35. Interrupts you mid sentence
  36. Kim threatens to kill herself
  37. She takes offense to something you say even though her offhandedness has literally nothing to do with anything you’re talking about
  38. Points out how expensive the food is (but he’s sot eating)
  39. Complains about her family not supporting her and not loving her anymore
  40. Talks about her modeling days
  41. Kim nudge
  42. Talks about the debate with Christopher senior
  43. Shows up with a neck brace or something else broken
  44. “This stays between us” - Kim
  45. Troy drinks in response to something Kim says or does
  46. Kim shows up to the viewing drunk
  47. Most of her nails are chipped or peeling, but “her nail lady does a great job”
  48. Kim is sober
  49. Answers her phone around everyone and talks louder than every other conversation in the room
  50. *Bonus: Christopher’s baby mama shows up
  51. Referee to the Cutrubus’s as “Us, we, or ours”
  52. Complaints aout troy
  53. Compares each person to Christopher
  54. Talks about how expensive the dinner at the viewing was
  55. *Bonus: The funeral home puts a restringing order against her)
  56. The police get called
  57. “Oh My god Kim” - Troy
  58. Kim says “he was doing really well”
  59. One of the the trip end up smoking because of this
  60. Claims he was murdered
  61. You smell the alcohol on her
  62. Hysterically cries in anger
  63. I drink in response to something Km says or does
  64. Kim touches you without asking
  65. Kim complains about Nicole
  66. Asks to stay at your place without asking to stay at your place