Troy drinksin responseto somethingKim says ordoesKimtouchesyou withoutaskingSwat the fly,kick the headsideways andweird teethsmileInvitesherself to theplace we aregoing later(Free space fora wild cardwhere sheACTUALLYthrowssomething)Complaintsaout troyTalksabout hermodelingdaysShe getsupset andleaves theroomKimnudge“Thatsoundsfun!”Anna(same)YOUR SISTERDIDN’T EVENINVITE ME TOHERWEDDINGKim showsup to thefuneraldrunk*Christophersdealer showsupShe gets upin your faceand pointsto her teethComplainsaboutmomInterrupts youmid sentence(but with anentire differenttopic)I drink inresponse tosomethingKm says ordoes*Bonus: Kimand grandpaget in a fightand dragTroy into itCutrubushandwaiveKim says“he wasdoingreally well”She takes offenseto something yousay even thoughher offhandednesshas literally nothingto do with anythingyou’re talking aboutInterrupts yourconversationwith anotherperson andcompletelychange the topicShouts“good bye”as she’sleaving“Oh Mygod Kim”- TroyShows up witha purse andtalks abouthow designer itwasThepolice getcalledTalks Aboutherself morethanChristopher (atthe viewing)She asks to go tothe pool with us,but didn’t bringher swimsuit suitand asks Anna touse hersKim gaslightsyouMentionsCaliforniaKimcomplainsaboutNicoleAsks aboutyourrelationshipMost of her nailsare chipped orpeeling, but “hernail lady does agreat job”Says hewas noton drugsAnswers herphone aroundeveryone and talkslouder than everyother conversationin the room“Oh whatare youguys gonnado?”Kim showsup highon OxyYou smellthealcohol onher“Thisstaysbetweenus” - KimSophie(same)“CAN ICOME?!”Claimshe wasmurderedInterruptsyou midsentence*Bonus: Thefuneral homeputs arestringingorder againsther)One of thethe trip endup smokingbecause ofthisKimthreatensto killherselfMentionshis babymamaPoints out howexpensive thefood is (buthe’s soteating)Compareseachperson toChristopher*Bonus:Christopher’sbaby mamashows up“HEY,HEY!”Talks aboutthe debatewithChristopherseniorAsks to stayat your placewithoutasking to stayat your placeKim issober*Bonus: Kimand grandpaget in a fightand troy“doesn’t worryabout it”Shows upwith a neckbrace orsomethingelse brokenBuys a new outfitfor the funeraland talks abouthow expensive itwas (but how shegot it on discount)ComplainsaboutchristiComplainsabout herfamily notsupporting herand not lovingher anymoreHystericallycries inangerComplainsabout GovonerNewson (duringthe funeralspeech)Kim showsup to theviewingdrunkReferee totheCutrubus’sas “Us, we,or ours”Talks Aboutherself morethanChristopher (atthe funeral)Talks abouthowexpensive thedinner at theviewing wasTroy drinksin responseto somethingKim says ordoesKimtouchesyou withoutaskingSwat the fly,kick the headsideways andweird teethsmileInvitesherself to theplace we aregoing later(Free space fora wild cardwhere sheACTUALLYthrowssomething)Complaintsaout troyTalksabout hermodelingdaysShe getsupset andleaves theroomKimnudge“Thatsoundsfun!”Anna(same)YOUR SISTERDIDN’T EVENINVITE ME TOHERWEDDINGKim showsup to thefuneraldrunk*Christophersdealer showsupShe gets upin your faceand pointsto her teethComplainsaboutmomInterrupts youmid sentence(but with anentire differenttopic)I drink inresponse tosomethingKm says ordoes*Bonus: Kimand grandpaget in a fightand dragTroy into itCutrubushandwaiveKim says“he wasdoingreally well”She takes offenseto something yousay even thoughher offhandednesshas literally nothingto do with anythingyou’re talking aboutInterrupts yourconversationwith anotherperson andcompletelychange the topicShouts“good bye”as she’sleaving“Oh Mygod Kim”- TroyShows up witha purse andtalks abouthow designer itwasThepolice getcalledTalks Aboutherself morethanChristopher (atthe viewing)She asks to go tothe pool with us,but didn’t bringher swimsuit suitand asks Anna touse hersKim gaslightsyouMentionsCaliforniaKimcomplainsaboutNicoleAsks aboutyourrelationshipMost of her nailsare chipped orpeeling, but “hernail lady does agreat job”Says hewas noton drugsAnswers herphone aroundeveryone and talkslouder than everyother conversationin the room“Oh whatare youguys gonnado?”Kim showsup highon OxyYou smellthealcohol onher“Thisstaysbetweenus” - KimSophie(same)“CAN ICOME?!”Claimshe wasmurderedInterruptsyou midsentence*Bonus: Thefuneral homeputs arestringingorder againsther)One of thethe trip endup smokingbecause ofthisKimthreatensto killherselfMentionshis babymamaPoints out howexpensive thefood is (buthe’s soteating)Compareseachperson toChristopher*Bonus:Christopher’sbaby mamashows up“HEY,HEY!”Talks aboutthe debatewithChristopherseniorAsks to stayat your placewithoutasking to stayat your placeKim issober*Bonus: Kimand grandpaget in a fightand troy“doesn’t worryabout it”Shows upwith a neckbrace orsomethingelse brokenBuys a new outfitfor the funeraland talks abouthow expensive itwas (but how shegot it on discount)ComplainsaboutchristiComplainsabout herfamily notsupporting herand not lovingher anymoreHystericallycries inangerComplainsabout GovonerNewson (duringthe funeralspeech)Kim showsup to theviewingdrunkReferee totheCutrubus’sas “Us, we,or ours”Talks Aboutherself morethanChristopher (atthe funeral)Talks abouthowexpensive thedinner at theviewing was

Kimisms - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Troy drinks in response to something Kim says or does
  2. Kim touches you without asking
  3. Swat the fly, kick the head sideways and weird teeth smile
  4. Invites herself to the place we are going later
  5. (Free space for a wild card where she ACTUALLY throws something)
  6. Complaints aout troy
  7. Talks about her modeling days
  8. She gets upset and leaves the room
  9. Kim nudge
  10. “That sounds fun!”
  11. Anna (same)
  12. YOUR SISTER DIDN’T EVEN INVITE ME TO HER WEDDING
  13. Kim shows up to the funeral drunk
  14. *Christophers dealer shows up
  15. She gets up in your face and points to her teeth
  16. Complains about mom
  17. Interrupts you mid sentence (but with an entire different topic)
  18. I drink in response to something Km says or does
  19. *Bonus: Kim and grandpa get in a fight and drag Troy into it
  20. Cutrubus hand waive
  21. Kim says “he was doing really well”
  22. She takes offense to something you say even though her offhandedness has literally nothing to do with anything you’re talking about
  23. Interrupts your conversation with another person and completely change the topic
  24. Shouts “good bye” as she’s leaving
  25. “Oh My god Kim” - Troy
  26. Shows up with a purse and talks about how designer it was
  27. The police get called
  28. Talks About herself more than Christopher (at the viewing)
  29. She asks to go to the pool with us, but didn’t bring her swimsuit suit and asks Anna to use hers
  30. Kim gas lights you
  31. Mentions California
  32. Kim complains about Nicole
  33. Asks about your relationship
  34. Most of her nails are chipped or peeling, but “her nail lady does a great job”
  35. Says he was not on drugs
  36. Answers her phone around everyone and talks louder than every other conversation in the room
  37. “Oh what are you guys gonna do?”
  38. Kim show sup high on Oxy
  39. You smell the alcohol on her
  40. “This stays between us” - Kim
  41. Sophie (same)
  42. “CAN I COME?!”
  43. Claims he was murdered
  44. Interrupts you mid sentence
  45. *Bonus: The funeral home puts a restringing order against her)
  46. One of the the trip end up smoking because of this
  47. Kim threatens to kill herself
  48. Mentions his baby mama
  49. Points out how expensive the food is (but he’s sot eating)
  50. Compares each person to Christopher
  51. *Bonus: Christopher’s baby mama shows up
  52. “HEY, HEY!”
  53. Talks about the debate with Christopher senior
  54. Asks to stay at your place without asking to stay at your place
  55. Kim is sober
  56. *Bonus: Kim and grandpa get in a fight and troy “doesn’t worry about it”
  57. Shows up with a neck brace or something else broken
  58. Buys a new outfit for the funeral and talks about how expensive it was (but how she got it on discount)
  59. Complains about christi
  60. Complains about her family not supporting her and not loving her anymore
  61. Hysterically cries in anger
  62. Complains about Govoner Newson (during the funeral speech)
  63. Kim shows up to the viewing drunk
  64. Referee to the Cutrubus’s as “Us, we, or ours”
  65. Talks About herself more than Christopher (at the funeral)
  66. Talks about how expensive the dinner at the viewing was