Interruptsyou midsentenceI drink inresponse tosomethingKm says ordoesBuys a new outfitfor the funeraland talks abouthow expensive itwas (but how shegot it on discount)“Thisstaysbetweenus” - KimTalks Aboutherself morethanChristopher (atthe viewing)Talks Aboutherself morethanChristopher (atthe funeral)She asks to go tothe pool with us,but didn’t bringher swimsuit suitand asks Anna touse hersComplainsabout herfamily notsupporting herand not lovingher anymoreComplainsabout GovonerNewson (duringthe funeralspeech)Kim says“he wasdoingreally well”KimnudgeShouts“good bye”as she’sleavingComplainsaboutmom*Bonus:Christopher’sbaby mamashows upOne of thethe trip endup smokingbecause ofthisMentionshis babymamaSwat the fly,kick the headsideways andweird teethsmileHystericallycries inangerSophie(same)Claimshe wasmurdered“Oh Mygod Kim”- TroyComplainsaboutchristiShe gets upin your faceand pointsto her teeth“CAN ICOME?!”Says hewas noton drugsTalksabout hermodelingdaysShe getsupset andleaves theroomShe takes offenseto something yousay even thoughher offhandednesshas literally nothingto do with anythingyou’re talking aboutInterrupts yourconversationwith anotherperson andcompletelychange the topic“Thatsoundsfun!”MentionsCaliforniaCutrubushandwaive*Bonus: Kimand grandpaget in a fightand troy“doesn’t worryabout it”Answers herphone aroundeveryone and talkslouder than everyother conversationin the room“Oh whatare youguys gonnado?”Compareseachperson toChristopherReferee totheCutrubus’sas “Us, we,or ours”Kimtouchesyou withoutaskingKim showsup highon OxyAnna(same)*Bonus: Kimand grandpaget in a fightand dragTroy into itKimcomplainsaboutNicoleMost of her nailsare chipped orpeeling, but “hernail lady does agreat job”Shows upwith a neckbrace orsomethingelse brokenPoints out howexpensive thefood is (buthe’s soteating)(Free space fora wild cardwhere sheACTUALLYthrowssomething)YOUR SISTERDIDN’T EVENINVITE ME TOHERWEDDINGAsks aboutyourrelationshipKim gaslightsyou*Bonus: Thefuneral homeputs arestringingorder againsther)Interrupts youmid sentence(but with anentire differenttopic)Talks aboutthe debatewithChristopherseniorThepolice getcalledKim showsup to theviewingdrunkShows up witha purse andtalks abouthow designer itwasComplaintsaout troyTalks abouthowexpensive thedinner at theviewing wasAsks to stayat your placewithoutasking to stayat your place“HEY,HEY!”You smellthealcohol onherInvitesherself to theplace we aregoing laterKim issoberKim showsup to thefuneraldrunk*Christophersdealer showsupTroy drinksin responseto somethingKim says ordoesKimthreatensto killherselfInterruptsyou midsentenceI drink inresponse tosomethingKm says ordoesBuys a new outfitfor the funeraland talks abouthow expensive itwas (but how shegot it on discount)“Thisstaysbetweenus” - KimTalks Aboutherself morethanChristopher (atthe viewing)Talks Aboutherself morethanChristopher (atthe funeral)She asks to go tothe pool with us,but didn’t bringher swimsuit suitand asks Anna touse hersComplainsabout herfamily notsupporting herand not lovingher anymoreComplainsabout GovonerNewson (duringthe funeralspeech)Kim says“he wasdoingreally well”KimnudgeShouts“good bye”as she’sleavingComplainsaboutmom*Bonus:Christopher’sbaby mamashows upOne of thethe trip endup smokingbecause ofthisMentionshis babymamaSwat the fly,kick the headsideways andweird teethsmileHystericallycries inangerSophie(same)Claimshe wasmurdered“Oh Mygod Kim”- TroyComplainsaboutchristiShe gets upin your faceand pointsto her teeth“CAN ICOME?!”Says hewas noton drugsTalksabout hermodelingdaysShe getsupset andleaves theroomShe takes offenseto something yousay even thoughher offhandednesshas literally nothingto do with anythingyou’re talking aboutInterrupts yourconversationwith anotherperson andcompletelychange the topic“Thatsoundsfun!”MentionsCaliforniaCutrubushandwaive*Bonus: Kimand grandpaget in a fightand troy“doesn’t worryabout it”Answers herphone aroundeveryone and talkslouder than everyother conversationin the room“Oh whatare youguys gonnado?”Compareseachperson toChristopherReferee totheCutrubus’sas “Us, we,or ours”Kimtouchesyou withoutaskingKim showsup highon OxyAnna(same)*Bonus: Kimand grandpaget in a fightand dragTroy into itKimcomplainsaboutNicoleMost of her nailsare chipped orpeeling, but “hernail lady does agreat job”Shows upwith a neckbrace orsomethingelse brokenPoints out howexpensive thefood is (buthe’s soteating)(Free space fora wild cardwhere sheACTUALLYthrowssomething)YOUR SISTERDIDN’T EVENINVITE ME TOHERWEDDINGAsks aboutyourrelationshipKim gaslightsyou*Bonus: Thefuneral homeputs arestringingorder againsther)Interrupts youmid sentence(but with anentire differenttopic)Talks aboutthe debatewithChristopherseniorThepolice getcalledKim showsup to theviewingdrunkShows up witha purse andtalks abouthow designer itwasComplaintsaout troyTalks abouthowexpensive thedinner at theviewing wasAsks to stayat your placewithoutasking to stayat your place“HEY,HEY!”You smellthealcohol onherInvitesherself to theplace we aregoing laterKim issoberKim showsup to thefuneraldrunk*Christophersdealer showsupTroy drinksin responseto somethingKim says ordoesKimthreatensto killherself

Kimisms - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Interrupts you mid sentence
  2. I drink in response to something Km says or does
  3. Buys a new outfit for the funeral and talks about how expensive it was (but how she got it on discount)
  4. “This stays between us” - Kim
  5. Talks About herself more than Christopher (at the viewing)
  6. Talks About herself more than Christopher (at the funeral)
  7. She asks to go to the pool with us, but didn’t bring her swimsuit suit and asks Anna to use hers
  8. Complains about her family not supporting her and not loving her anymore
  9. Complains about Govoner Newson (during the funeral speech)
  10. Kim says “he was doing really well”
  11. Kim nudge
  12. Shouts “good bye” as she’s leaving
  13. Complains about mom
  14. *Bonus: Christopher’s baby mama shows up
  15. One of the the trip end up smoking because of this
  16. Mentions his baby mama
  17. Swat the fly, kick the head sideways and weird teeth smile
  18. Hysterically cries in anger
  19. Sophie (same)
  20. Claims he was murdered
  21. “Oh My god Kim” - Troy
  22. Complains about christi
  23. She gets up in your face and points to her teeth
  24. “CAN I COME?!”
  25. Says he was not on drugs
  26. Talks about her modeling days
  27. She gets upset and leaves the room
  28. She takes offense to something you say even though her offhandedness has literally nothing to do with anything you’re talking about
  29. Interrupts your conversation with another person and completely change the topic
  30. “That sounds fun!”
  31. Mentions California
  32. Cutrubus hand waive
  33. *Bonus: Kim and grandpa get in a fight and troy “doesn’t worry about it”
  34. Answers her phone around everyone and talks louder than every other conversation in the room
  35. “Oh what are you guys gonna do?”
  36. Compares each person to Christopher
  37. Referee to the Cutrubus’s as “Us, we, or ours”
  38. Kim touches you without asking
  39. Kim show sup high on Oxy
  40. Anna (same)
  41. *Bonus: Kim and grandpa get in a fight and drag Troy into it
  42. Kim complains about Nicole
  43. Most of her nails are chipped or peeling, but “her nail lady does a great job”
  44. Shows up with a neck brace or something else broken
  45. Points out how expensive the food is (but he’s sot eating)
  46. (Free space for a wild card where she ACTUALLY throws something)
  47. YOUR SISTER DIDN’T EVEN INVITE ME TO HER WEDDING
  48. Asks about your relationship
  49. Kim gas lights you
  50. *Bonus: The funeral home puts a restringing order against her)
  51. Interrupts you mid sentence (but with an entire different topic)
  52. Talks about the debate with Christopher senior
  53. The police get called
  54. Kim shows up to the viewing drunk
  55. Shows up with a purse and talks about how designer it was
  56. Complaints aout troy
  57. Talks about how expensive the dinner at the viewing was
  58. Asks to stay at your place without asking to stay at your place
  59. “HEY, HEY!”
  60. You smell the alcohol on her
  61. Invites herself to the place we are going later
  62. Kim is sober
  63. Kim shows up to the funeral drunk
  64. *Christophers dealer shows up
  65. Troy drinks in response to something Kim says or does
  66. Kim threatens to kill herself