Referee totheCutrubus’sas “Us, we,or ours”Says hewas noton drugs“HEY,HEY!”ComplainsaboutchristiComplainsaboutmomCompareseachperson toChristopherKimnudgeShows upwith a neckbrace orsomethingelse brokenMentionshis babymamaShe takes offenseto something yousay even thoughher offhandednesshas literally nothingto do with anythingyou’re talking about*Bonus: Kimand grandpaget in a fightand troy“doesn’t worryabout it”(Free space fora wild cardwhere sheACTUALLYthrowssomething)Anna(same)Sophie(same)*Christophersdealer showsupShouts“good bye”as she’sleavingShows up witha purse andtalks abouthow designer itwas“CAN ICOME?!”Invitesherself to theplace we aregoing later*Bonus: Kimand grandpaget in a fightand dragTroy into itKim showsup to theviewingdrunkComplainsabout GovonerNewson (duringthe funeralspeech)She asks to go tothe pool with us,but didn’t bringher swimsuit suitand asks Anna touse hersI drink inresponse tosomethingKm says ordoesInterruptsyou midsentenceKim says“he wasdoingreally well”Complaintsaout troyMentionsCaliforniaThepolice getcalledTalks Aboutherself morethanChristopher (atthe funeral)Talksabout hermodelingdaysOne of thethe trip endup smokingbecause ofthisShe gets upin your faceand pointsto her teethKim gaslightsyouKimtouchesyou withoutaskingKimcomplainsaboutNicoleCutrubushandwaiveTalks abouthowexpensive thedinner at theviewing wasClaimshe wasmurdered“Oh Mygod Kim”- TroyHystericallycries inangerShe getsupset andleaves theroomYOUR SISTERDIDN’T EVENINVITE ME TOHERWEDDINGTroy drinksin responseto somethingKim says ordoesAnswers herphone aroundeveryone and talkslouder than everyother conversationin the roomSwat the fly,kick the headsideways andweird teethsmileBuys a new outfitfor the funeraland talks abouthow expensive itwas (but how shegot it on discount)*Bonus:Christopher’sbaby mamashows upMost of her nailsare chipped orpeeling, but “hernail lady does agreat job”Interrupts yourconversationwith anotherperson andcompletelychange the topic“Thatsoundsfun!”“Thisstaysbetweenus” - KimYou smellthealcohol onherComplainsabout herfamily notsupporting herand not lovingher anymoreTalks Aboutherself morethanChristopher (atthe viewing)Kimthreatensto killherselfKim showsup to thefuneraldrunkAsks aboutyourrelationshipTalks aboutthe debatewithChristopherseniorInterrupts youmid sentence(but with anentire differenttopic)“Oh whatare youguys gonnado?”Points out howexpensive thefood is (buthe’s soteating)Kim issoberAsks to stayat your placewithoutasking to stayat your placeKim showsup highon Oxy*Bonus: Thefuneral homeputs arestringingorder againsther)Referee totheCutrubus’sas “Us, we,or ours”Says hewas noton drugs“HEY,HEY!”ComplainsaboutchristiComplainsaboutmomCompareseachperson toChristopherKimnudgeShows upwith a neckbrace orsomethingelse brokenMentionshis babymamaShe takes offenseto something yousay even thoughher offhandednesshas literally nothingto do with anythingyou’re talking about*Bonus: Kimand grandpaget in a fightand troy“doesn’t worryabout it”(Free space fora wild cardwhere sheACTUALLYthrowssomething)Anna(same)Sophie(same)*Christophersdealer showsupShouts“good bye”as she’sleavingShows up witha purse andtalks abouthow designer itwas“CAN ICOME?!”Invitesherself to theplace we aregoing later*Bonus: Kimand grandpaget in a fightand dragTroy into itKim showsup to theviewingdrunkComplainsabout GovonerNewson (duringthe funeralspeech)She asks to go tothe pool with us,but didn’t bringher swimsuit suitand asks Anna touse hersI drink inresponse tosomethingKm says ordoesInterruptsyou midsentenceKim says“he wasdoingreally well”Complaintsaout troyMentionsCaliforniaThepolice getcalledTalks Aboutherself morethanChristopher (atthe funeral)Talksabout hermodelingdaysOne of thethe trip endup smokingbecause ofthisShe gets upin your faceand pointsto her teethKim gaslightsyouKimtouchesyou withoutaskingKimcomplainsaboutNicoleCutrubushandwaiveTalks abouthowexpensive thedinner at theviewing wasClaimshe wasmurdered“Oh Mygod Kim”- TroyHystericallycries inangerShe getsupset andleaves theroomYOUR SISTERDIDN’T EVENINVITE ME TOHERWEDDINGTroy drinksin responseto somethingKim says ordoesAnswers herphone aroundeveryone and talkslouder than everyother conversationin the roomSwat the fly,kick the headsideways andweird teethsmileBuys a new outfitfor the funeraland talks abouthow expensive itwas (but how shegot it on discount)*Bonus:Christopher’sbaby mamashows upMost of her nailsare chipped orpeeling, but “hernail lady does agreat job”Interrupts yourconversationwith anotherperson andcompletelychange the topic“Thatsoundsfun!”“Thisstaysbetweenus” - KimYou smellthealcohol onherComplainsabout herfamily notsupporting herand not lovingher anymoreTalks Aboutherself morethanChristopher (atthe viewing)Kimthreatensto killherselfKim showsup to thefuneraldrunkAsks aboutyourrelationshipTalks aboutthe debatewithChristopherseniorInterrupts youmid sentence(but with anentire differenttopic)“Oh whatare youguys gonnado?”Points out howexpensive thefood is (buthe’s soteating)Kim issoberAsks to stayat your placewithoutasking to stayat your placeKim showsup highon Oxy*Bonus: Thefuneral homeputs arestringingorder againsther)

Kimisms - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Referee to the Cutrubus’s as “Us, we, or ours”
  2. Says he was not on drugs
  3. “HEY, HEY!”
  4. Complains about christi
  5. Complains about mom
  6. Compares each person to Christopher
  7. Kim nudge
  8. Shows up with a neck brace or something else broken
  9. Mentions his baby mama
  10. She takes offense to something you say even though her offhandedness has literally nothing to do with anything you’re talking about
  11. *Bonus: Kim and grandpa get in a fight and troy “doesn’t worry about it”
  12. (Free space for a wild card where she ACTUALLY throws something)
  13. Anna (same)
  14. Sophie (same)
  15. *Christophers dealer shows up
  16. Shouts “good bye” as she’s leaving
  17. Shows up with a purse and talks about how designer it was
  18. “CAN I COME?!”
  19. Invites herself to the place we are going later
  20. *Bonus: Kim and grandpa get in a fight and drag Troy into it
  21. Kim shows up to the viewing drunk
  22. Complains about Govoner Newson (during the funeral speech)
  23. She asks to go to the pool with us, but didn’t bring her swimsuit suit and asks Anna to use hers
  24. I drink in response to something Km says or does
  25. Interrupts you mid sentence
  26. Kim says “he was doing really well”
  27. Complaints aout troy
  28. Mentions California
  29. The police get called
  30. Talks About herself more than Christopher (at the funeral)
  31. Talks about her modeling days
  32. One of the the trip end up smoking because of this
  33. She gets up in your face and points to her teeth
  34. Kim gas lights you
  35. Kim touches you without asking
  36. Kim complains about Nicole
  37. Cutrubus hand waive
  38. Talks about how expensive the dinner at the viewing was
  39. Claims he was murdered
  40. “Oh My god Kim” - Troy
  41. Hysterically cries in anger
  42. She gets upset and leaves the room
  43. YOUR SISTER DIDN’T EVEN INVITE ME TO HER WEDDING
  44. Troy drinks in response to something Kim says or does
  45. Answers her phone around everyone and talks louder than every other conversation in the room
  46. Swat the fly, kick the head sideways and weird teeth smile
  47. Buys a new outfit for the funeral and talks about how expensive it was (but how she got it on discount)
  48. *Bonus: Christopher’s baby mama shows up
  49. Most of her nails are chipped or peeling, but “her nail lady does a great job”
  50. Interrupts your conversation with another person and completely change the topic
  51. “That sounds fun!”
  52. “This stays between us” - Kim
  53. You smell the alcohol on her
  54. Complains about her family not supporting her and not loving her anymore
  55. Talks About herself more than Christopher (at the viewing)
  56. Kim threatens to kill herself
  57. Kim shows up to the funeral drunk
  58. Asks about your relationship
  59. Talks about the debate with Christopher senior
  60. Interrupts you mid sentence (but with an entire different topic)
  61. “Oh what are you guys gonna do?”
  62. Points out how expensive the food is (but he’s sot eating)
  63. Kim is sober
  64. Asks to stay at your place without asking to stay at your place
  65. Kim show sup high on Oxy
  66. *Bonus: The funeral home puts a restringing order against her)