Invitesherself to theplace we aregoing laterYou smellthealcohol onherClaimshe wasmurderedI drink inresponse tosomethingKm says ordoesSays hewas noton drugsKimnudgeInterrupts yourconversationwith anotherperson andcompletelychange the topicComplainsaboutchristiTroy drinksin responseto somethingKim says ordoesKim issoberShows up witha purse andtalks abouthow designer itwasShe takes offenseto something yousay even thoughher offhandednesshas literally nothingto do with anythingyou’re talking aboutComplainsabout GovonerNewson (duringthe funeralspeech)“Thisstaysbetweenus” - Kim“Oh Mygod Kim”- TroyKim says“he wasdoingreally well”CutrubushandwaiveAsks aboutyourrelationship*Bonus:Christopher’sbaby mamashows upComplaintsaout troyShe gets upin your faceand pointsto her teethShe getsupset andleaves theroomShows upwith a neckbrace orsomethingelse broken*Bonus: Kimand grandpaget in a fightand troy“doesn’t worryabout it”Mentionshis babymamaShe asks to go tothe pool with us,but didn’t bringher swimsuit suitand asks Anna touse hersInterrupts youmid sentence(but with anentire differenttopic)Kim showsup to theviewingdrunkReferee totheCutrubus’sas “Us, we,or ours”“Thatsoundsfun!”Answers herphone aroundeveryone and talkslouder than everyother conversationin the roomKimtouchesyou withoutaskingComplainsaboutmom“CAN ICOME?!”“HEY,HEY!”“Oh whatare youguys gonnado?”Most of her nailsare chipped orpeeling, but “hernail lady does agreat job”Thepolice getcalledMentionsCaliforniaCompareseachperson toChristopherKimthreatensto killherself(Free space fora wild cardwhere sheACTUALLYthrowssomething)KimcomplainsaboutNicoleTalks Aboutherself morethanChristopher (atthe funeral)Sophie(same)Talksabout hermodelingdaysPoints out howexpensive thefood is (buthe’s soteating)*Christophersdealer showsupKim showsup to thefuneraldrunkComplainsabout herfamily notsupporting herand not lovingher anymoreKim gaslightsyouTalks Aboutherself morethanChristopher (atthe viewing)Kim showsup highon OxyTalks abouthowexpensive thedinner at theviewing wasTalks aboutthe debatewithChristopherseniorSwat the fly,kick the headsideways andweird teethsmileOne of thethe trip endup smokingbecause ofthisYOUR SISTERDIDN’T EVENINVITE ME TOHERWEDDINGHystericallycries inangerAsks to stayat your placewithoutasking to stayat your placeInterruptsyou midsentenceAnna(same)Buys a new outfitfor the funeraland talks abouthow expensive itwas (but how shegot it on discount)*Bonus: Thefuneral homeputs arestringingorder againsther)*Bonus: Kimand grandpaget in a fightand dragTroy into itShouts“good bye”as she’sleavingInvitesherself to theplace we aregoing laterYou smellthealcohol onherClaimshe wasmurderedI drink inresponse tosomethingKm says ordoesSays hewas noton drugsKimnudgeInterrupts yourconversationwith anotherperson andcompletelychange the topicComplainsaboutchristiTroy drinksin responseto somethingKim says ordoesKim issoberShows up witha purse andtalks abouthow designer itwasShe takes offenseto something yousay even thoughher offhandednesshas literally nothingto do with anythingyou’re talking aboutComplainsabout GovonerNewson (duringthe funeralspeech)“Thisstaysbetweenus” - Kim“Oh Mygod Kim”- TroyKim says“he wasdoingreally well”CutrubushandwaiveAsks aboutyourrelationship*Bonus:Christopher’sbaby mamashows upComplaintsaout troyShe gets upin your faceand pointsto her teethShe getsupset andleaves theroomShows upwith a neckbrace orsomethingelse broken*Bonus: Kimand grandpaget in a fightand troy“doesn’t worryabout it”Mentionshis babymamaShe asks to go tothe pool with us,but didn’t bringher swimsuit suitand asks Anna touse hersInterrupts youmid sentence(but with anentire differenttopic)Kim showsup to theviewingdrunkReferee totheCutrubus’sas “Us, we,or ours”“Thatsoundsfun!”Answers herphone aroundeveryone and talkslouder than everyother conversationin the roomKimtouchesyou withoutaskingComplainsaboutmom“CAN ICOME?!”“HEY,HEY!”“Oh whatare youguys gonnado?”Most of her nailsare chipped orpeeling, but “hernail lady does agreat job”Thepolice getcalledMentionsCaliforniaCompareseachperson toChristopherKimthreatensto killherself(Free space fora wild cardwhere sheACTUALLYthrowssomething)KimcomplainsaboutNicoleTalks Aboutherself morethanChristopher (atthe funeral)Sophie(same)Talksabout hermodelingdaysPoints out howexpensive thefood is (buthe’s soteating)*Christophersdealer showsupKim showsup to thefuneraldrunkComplainsabout herfamily notsupporting herand not lovingher anymoreKim gaslightsyouTalks Aboutherself morethanChristopher (atthe viewing)Kim showsup highon OxyTalks abouthowexpensive thedinner at theviewing wasTalks aboutthe debatewithChristopherseniorSwat the fly,kick the headsideways andweird teethsmileOne of thethe trip endup smokingbecause ofthisYOUR SISTERDIDN’T EVENINVITE ME TOHERWEDDINGHystericallycries inangerAsks to stayat your placewithoutasking to stayat your placeInterruptsyou midsentenceAnna(same)Buys a new outfitfor the funeraland talks abouthow expensive itwas (but how shegot it on discount)*Bonus: Thefuneral homeputs arestringingorder againsther)*Bonus: Kimand grandpaget in a fightand dragTroy into itShouts“good bye”as she’sleaving

Kimisms - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Invites herself to the place we are going later
  2. You smell the alcohol on her
  3. Claims he was murdered
  4. I drink in response to something Km says or does
  5. Says he was not on drugs
  6. Kim nudge
  7. Interrupts your conversation with another person and completely change the topic
  8. Complains about christi
  9. Troy drinks in response to something Kim says or does
  10. Kim is sober
  11. Shows up with a purse and talks about how designer it was
  12. She takes offense to something you say even though her offhandedness has literally nothing to do with anything you’re talking about
  13. Complains about Govoner Newson (during the funeral speech)
  14. “This stays between us” - Kim
  15. “Oh My god Kim” - Troy
  16. Kim says “he was doing really well”
  17. Cutrubus hand waive
  18. Asks about your relationship
  19. *Bonus: Christopher’s baby mama shows up
  20. Complaints aout troy
  21. She gets up in your face and points to her teeth
  22. She gets upset and leaves the room
  23. Shows up with a neck brace or something else broken
  24. *Bonus: Kim and grandpa get in a fight and troy “doesn’t worry about it”
  25. Mentions his baby mama
  26. She asks to go to the pool with us, but didn’t bring her swimsuit suit and asks Anna to use hers
  27. Interrupts you mid sentence (but with an entire different topic)
  28. Kim shows up to the viewing drunk
  29. Referee to the Cutrubus’s as “Us, we, or ours”
  30. “That sounds fun!”
  31. Answers her phone around everyone and talks louder than every other conversation in the room
  32. Kim touches you without asking
  33. Complains about mom
  34. “CAN I COME?!”
  35. “HEY, HEY!”
  36. “Oh what are you guys gonna do?”
  37. Most of her nails are chipped or peeling, but “her nail lady does a great job”
  38. The police get called
  39. Mentions California
  40. Compares each person to Christopher
  41. Kim threatens to kill herself
  42. (Free space for a wild card where she ACTUALLY throws something)
  43. Kim complains about Nicole
  44. Talks About herself more than Christopher (at the funeral)
  45. Sophie (same)
  46. Talks about her modeling days
  47. Points out how expensive the food is (but he’s sot eating)
  48. *Christophers dealer shows up
  49. Kim shows up to the funeral drunk
  50. Complains about her family not supporting her and not loving her anymore
  51. Kim gas lights you
  52. Talks About herself more than Christopher (at the viewing)
  53. Kim show sup high on Oxy
  54. Talks about how expensive the dinner at the viewing was
  55. Talks about the debate with Christopher senior
  56. Swat the fly, kick the head sideways and weird teeth smile
  57. One of the the trip end up smoking because of this
  58. YOUR SISTER DIDN’T EVEN INVITE ME TO HER WEDDING
  59. Hysterically cries in anger
  60. Asks to stay at your place without asking to stay at your place
  61. Interrupts you mid sentence
  62. Anna (same)
  63. Buys a new outfit for the funeral and talks about how expensive it was (but how she got it on discount)
  64. *Bonus: The funeral home puts a restringing order against her)
  65. *Bonus: Kim and grandpa get in a fight and drag Troy into it
  66. Shouts “good bye” as she’s leaving