I drink inresponse tosomethingKm says ordoesCutrubushandwaiveComplainsabout herfamily notsupporting herand not lovingher anymore*Bonus: Kimand grandpaget in a fightand dragTroy into itSays hewas noton drugsMentionsCaliforniaInterrupts youmid sentence(but with anentire differenttopic)KimnudgeShe asks to go tothe pool with us,but didn’t bringher swimsuit suitand asks Anna touse hersTalks abouthowexpensive thedinner at theviewing wasKim gaslightsyouMost of her nailsare chipped orpeeling, but “hernail lady does agreat job”Shows up witha purse andtalks abouthow designer itwasTalks Aboutherself morethanChristopher (atthe viewing)Sophie(same)Answers herphone aroundeveryone and talkslouder than everyother conversationin the roomBuys a new outfitfor the funeraland talks abouthow expensive itwas (but how shegot it on discount)“Oh whatare youguys gonnado?”Troy drinksin responseto somethingKim says ordoes“Thisstaysbetweenus” - KimTalks aboutthe debatewithChristopherseniorShe takes offenseto something yousay even thoughher offhandednesshas literally nothingto do with anythingyou’re talking about“HEY,HEY!”One of thethe trip endup smokingbecause ofthisTalksabout hermodelingdaysKim showsup highon OxyYOUR SISTERDIDN’T EVENINVITE ME TOHERWEDDINGKim showsup to theviewingdrunkComplainsabout GovonerNewson (duringthe funeralspeech)Asks to stayat your placewithoutasking to stayat your place*Bonus: Kimand grandpaget in a fightand troy“doesn’t worryabout it”Swat the fly,kick the headsideways andweird teethsmile*Bonus: Thefuneral homeputs arestringingorder againsther)Kim issoberHystericallycries inangerKim showsup to thefuneraldrunkClaimshe wasmurderedInvitesherself to theplace we aregoing laterCompareseachperson toChristopherKimcomplainsaboutNicole“Oh Mygod Kim”- TroyMentionshis babymamaComplainsaboutchristi*Christophersdealer showsupComplaintsaout troyKimthreatensto killherselfKimtouchesyou withoutaskingReferee totheCutrubus’sas “Us, we,or ours”Interruptsyou midsentence“CAN ICOME?!”(Free space fora wild cardwhere sheACTUALLYthrowssomething)Thepolice getcalledShouts“good bye”as she’sleaving“Thatsoundsfun!”She gets upin your faceand pointsto her teethPoints out howexpensive thefood is (buthe’s soteating)*Bonus:Christopher’sbaby mamashows upShe getsupset andleaves theroomKim says“he wasdoingreally well”Talks Aboutherself morethanChristopher (atthe funeral)Asks aboutyourrelationshipComplainsaboutmomShows upwith a neckbrace orsomethingelse brokenYou smellthealcohol onherInterrupts yourconversationwith anotherperson andcompletelychange the topicAnna(same)I drink inresponse tosomethingKm says ordoesCutrubushandwaiveComplainsabout herfamily notsupporting herand not lovingher anymore*Bonus: Kimand grandpaget in a fightand dragTroy into itSays hewas noton drugsMentionsCaliforniaInterrupts youmid sentence(but with anentire differenttopic)KimnudgeShe asks to go tothe pool with us,but didn’t bringher swimsuit suitand asks Anna touse hersTalks abouthowexpensive thedinner at theviewing wasKim gaslightsyouMost of her nailsare chipped orpeeling, but “hernail lady does agreat job”Shows up witha purse andtalks abouthow designer itwasTalks Aboutherself morethanChristopher (atthe viewing)Sophie(same)Answers herphone aroundeveryone and talkslouder than everyother conversationin the roomBuys a new outfitfor the funeraland talks abouthow expensive itwas (but how shegot it on discount)“Oh whatare youguys gonnado?”Troy drinksin responseto somethingKim says ordoes“Thisstaysbetweenus” - KimTalks aboutthe debatewithChristopherseniorShe takes offenseto something yousay even thoughher offhandednesshas literally nothingto do with anythingyou’re talking about“HEY,HEY!”One of thethe trip endup smokingbecause ofthisTalksabout hermodelingdaysKim showsup highon OxyYOUR SISTERDIDN’T EVENINVITE ME TOHERWEDDINGKim showsup to theviewingdrunkComplainsabout GovonerNewson (duringthe funeralspeech)Asks to stayat your placewithoutasking to stayat your place*Bonus: Kimand grandpaget in a fightand troy“doesn’t worryabout it”Swat the fly,kick the headsideways andweird teethsmile*Bonus: Thefuneral homeputs arestringingorder againsther)Kim issoberHystericallycries inangerKim showsup to thefuneraldrunkClaimshe wasmurderedInvitesherself to theplace we aregoing laterCompareseachperson toChristopherKimcomplainsaboutNicole“Oh Mygod Kim”- TroyMentionshis babymamaComplainsaboutchristi*Christophersdealer showsupComplaintsaout troyKimthreatensto killherselfKimtouchesyou withoutaskingReferee totheCutrubus’sas “Us, we,or ours”Interruptsyou midsentence“CAN ICOME?!”(Free space fora wild cardwhere sheACTUALLYthrowssomething)Thepolice getcalledShouts“good bye”as she’sleaving“Thatsoundsfun!”She gets upin your faceand pointsto her teethPoints out howexpensive thefood is (buthe’s soteating)*Bonus:Christopher’sbaby mamashows upShe getsupset andleaves theroomKim says“he wasdoingreally well”Talks Aboutherself morethanChristopher (atthe funeral)Asks aboutyourrelationshipComplainsaboutmomShows upwith a neckbrace orsomethingelse brokenYou smellthealcohol onherInterrupts yourconversationwith anotherperson andcompletelychange the topicAnna(same)

Kimisms - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I drink in response to something Km says or does
  2. Cutrubus hand waive
  3. Complains about her family not supporting her and not loving her anymore
  4. *Bonus: Kim and grandpa get in a fight and drag Troy into it
  5. Says he was not on drugs
  6. Mentions California
  7. Interrupts you mid sentence (but with an entire different topic)
  8. Kim nudge
  9. She asks to go to the pool with us, but didn’t bring her swimsuit suit and asks Anna to use hers
  10. Talks about how expensive the dinner at the viewing was
  11. Kim gas lights you
  12. Most of her nails are chipped or peeling, but “her nail lady does a great job”
  13. Shows up with a purse and talks about how designer it was
  14. Talks About herself more than Christopher (at the viewing)
  15. Sophie (same)
  16. Answers her phone around everyone and talks louder than every other conversation in the room
  17. Buys a new outfit for the funeral and talks about how expensive it was (but how she got it on discount)
  18. “Oh what are you guys gonna do?”
  19. Troy drinks in response to something Kim says or does
  20. “This stays between us” - Kim
  21. Talks about the debate with Christopher senior
  22. She takes offense to something you say even though her offhandedness has literally nothing to do with anything you’re talking about
  23. “HEY, HEY!”
  24. One of the the trip end up smoking because of this
  25. Talks about her modeling days
  26. Kim show sup high on Oxy
  27. YOUR SISTER DIDN’T EVEN INVITE ME TO HER WEDDING
  28. Kim shows up to the viewing drunk
  29. Complains about Govoner Newson (during the funeral speech)
  30. Asks to stay at your place without asking to stay at your place
  31. *Bonus: Kim and grandpa get in a fight and troy “doesn’t worry about it”
  32. Swat the fly, kick the head sideways and weird teeth smile
  33. *Bonus: The funeral home puts a restringing order against her)
  34. Kim is sober
  35. Hysterically cries in anger
  36. Kim shows up to the funeral drunk
  37. Claims he was murdered
  38. Invites herself to the place we are going later
  39. Compares each person to Christopher
  40. Kim complains about Nicole
  41. “Oh My god Kim” - Troy
  42. Mentions his baby mama
  43. Complains about christi
  44. *Christophers dealer shows up
  45. Complaints aout troy
  46. Kim threatens to kill herself
  47. Kim touches you without asking
  48. Referee to the Cutrubus’s as “Us, we, or ours”
  49. Interrupts you mid sentence
  50. “CAN I COME?!”
  51. (Free space for a wild card where she ACTUALLY throws something)
  52. The police get called
  53. Shouts “good bye” as she’s leaving
  54. “That sounds fun!”
  55. She gets up in your face and points to her teeth
  56. Points out how expensive the food is (but he’s sot eating)
  57. *Bonus: Christopher’s baby mama shows up
  58. She gets upset and leaves the room
  59. Kim says “he was doing really well”
  60. Talks About herself more than Christopher (at the funeral)
  61. Asks about your relationship
  62. Complains about mom
  63. Shows up with a neck brace or something else broken
  64. You smell the alcohol on her
  65. Interrupts your conversation with another person and completely change the topic
  66. Anna (same)