“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)The meetingcould havebeen anemail.“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”“Can’t wejust useWix?”A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.“Let’smake thelogobigger.”Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)ClickUpnotificationexplosion.A printerbreaks fornoreason.“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”“Googleis out toget us.”Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“Can youSEO myPDFs?”A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”“Can wemake itpop?”(again)Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)The classic“per mylast email”moment.“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“It workson mymachine.”You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)“Can youmake itpop?”“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)The meetingcould havebeen anemail.“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”“Can’t wejust useWix?”A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.“Let’smake thelogobigger.”Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)ClickUpnotificationexplosion.A printerbreaks fornoreason.“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”“Googleis out toget us.”Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“Can youSEO myPDFs?”A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”“Can wemake itpop?”(again)Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)The classic“per mylast email”moment.“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“It workson mymachine.”You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)“Can youmake itpop?”“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”

Agency Life Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
  2. “Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
  3. The meeting could have been an email.
  4. “Can you just Photoshop it?”
  5. “Can’t we just use Wix?”
  6. A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
  7. The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
  8. Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
  9. “Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
  10. “Can we integrate this random software I found?”
  11. “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
  12. Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
  13. “Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
  14. Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
  15. You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
  16. “It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
  17. A WordPress update breaks everything.
  18. “Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
  19. Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
  20. “Let’s make the logo bigger.”
  21. Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
  22. “The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
  23. A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
  24. “Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
  25. “Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
  26. Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
  27. “My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
  28. “The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
  29. The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
  30. “I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
  31. A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
  32. The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
  33. Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
  34. “Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
  35. “I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
  36. “My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
  37. “Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
  38. “Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  39. ClickUp notification explosion.
  40. A printer breaks for no reason.
  41. “This will only take five minutes, right?”
  42. Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
  43. “Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
  44. “Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
  45. “Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
  46. Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
  47. “I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
  48. “Google is out to get us.”
  49. Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
  50. Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
  51. “I love it! But can we change everything?”
  52. Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
  53. “We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
  54. “Can you SEO my PDFs?”
  55. A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
  56. “We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
  57. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  58. Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
  59. “Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
  60. Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
  61. Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
  62. “I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
  63. Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
  64. “Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
  65. “Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  66. “It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
  67. “Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
  68. “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
  69. Someone forgets their password again.
  70. You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
  71. A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
  72. “Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
  73. The classic “per my last email” moment.
  74. “Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
  75. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  76. “It works on my machine.”
  77. You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
  78. “Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
  79. “I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
  80. “Can you make it pop?”
  81. “Can you take a look?” (no details given)
  82. “Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
  83. “I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
  84. “I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”