Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”“Can wemake itpop?”(again)The classic“per mylast email”moment.“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)A printerbreaks fornoreason.ClickUpnotificationexplosion.Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.“It workson mymachine.”“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”The meetingcould havebeen anemail.“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“Let’smake thelogobigger.”You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)“Can’t wejust useWix?”“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“Googleis out toget us.”“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.“Can youmake itpop?”Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”“Can youSEO myPDFs?”A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”“Can wemake itpop?”(again)The classic“per mylast email”moment.“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)A printerbreaks fornoreason.ClickUpnotificationexplosion.Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.“It workson mymachine.”“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”The meetingcould havebeen anemail.“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“Let’smake thelogobigger.”You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)“Can’t wejust useWix?”“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“Googleis out toget us.”“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.“Can youmake itpop?”Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”“Can youSEO myPDFs?”A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”

Agency Life Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
  2. Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
  3. “Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
  4. “It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
  5. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  6. The classic “per my last email” moment.
  7. “Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
  8. Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
  9. Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
  10. “The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
  11. “Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
  12. “Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
  13. Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
  14. The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
  15. “I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
  16. Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
  17. “My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
  18. Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
  19. “I love it! But can we change everything?”
  20. Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
  21. “It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
  22. “Can you just Photoshop it?”
  23. “Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
  24. “Can you take a look?” (no details given)
  25. A printer breaks for no reason.
  26. ClickUp notification explosion.
  27. Someone forgets their password again.
  28. “Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  29. “Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
  30. “I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
  31. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  32. “We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
  33. “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
  34. “Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
  35. You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
  36. A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
  37. “Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
  38. Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
  39. “It works on my machine.”
  40. “I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
  41. Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
  42. The meeting could have been an email.
  43. “We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
  44. “Let’s make the logo bigger.”
  45. You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
  46. Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
  47. “Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
  48. “The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
  49. Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
  50. Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
  51. “Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
  52. Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
  53. “I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
  54. “I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
  55. “My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
  56. “Can’t we just use Wix?”
  57. “Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
  58. “Can we integrate this random software I found?”
  59. “Google is out to get us.”
  60. “I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
  61. A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
  62. The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
  63. A WordPress update breaks everything.
  64. “Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
  65. “Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
  66. “Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  67. “Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
  68. Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
  69. “Can you make it pop?”
  70. Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
  71. “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
  72. “This will only take five minutes, right?”
  73. The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
  74. You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
  75. A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
  76. “Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
  77. “Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
  78. A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
  79. “Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
  80. “I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
  81. “I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
  82. “Can you SEO my PDFs?”
  83. A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
  84. “Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”