(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
The meeting could have been an email.
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“Google is out to get us.”
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
ClickUp notification explosion.
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“It works on my machine.”
Someone forgets their password again.
“Can you make it pop?”
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
A printer breaks for no reason.
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
The classic “per my last email” moment.
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
