(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
The classic “per my last email” moment.
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
“Can you make it pop?”
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
The meeting could have been an email.
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
ClickUp notification explosion.
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
Someone forgets their password again.
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“Google is out to get us.”
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
A printer breaks for no reason.
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
“It works on my machine.”
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
