(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
The classic “per my last email” moment.
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
ClickUp notification explosion.
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
“It works on my machine.”
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“Google is out to get us.”
A printer breaks for no reason.
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
Someone forgets their password again.
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Can you make it pop?”
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
The meeting could have been an email.
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
