A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)The classic“per mylast email”moment.“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)“It workson mymachine.”A printerbreaks fornoreason.Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.“Can’t wejust useWix?”“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”“Let’smake thelogobigger.”“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”ClickUpnotificationexplosion.“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Can youmake itpop?”Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.The meetingcould havebeen anemail.“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”“Googleis out toget us.”A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)The classic“per mylast email”moment.“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)“It workson mymachine.”A printerbreaks fornoreason.Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.“Can’t wejust useWix?”“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”“Let’smake thelogobigger.”“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”ClickUpnotificationexplosion.“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Can youmake itpop?”Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.The meetingcould havebeen anemail.“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”“Googleis out toget us.”A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)

Agency Life Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
  2. “I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
  3. The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
  4. Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
  5. Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
  6. Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
  7. A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
  8. “Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
  9. “It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
  10. “Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
  11. The classic “per my last email” moment.
  12. “Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
  13. The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
  14. You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
  15. “Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
  16. “Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
  17. A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
  18. Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
  19. A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
  20. “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
  21. Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
  22. Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
  23. The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
  24. “This will only take five minutes, right?”
  25. “Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  26. “Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
  27. Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
  28. “Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
  29. Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
  30. “Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
  31. “Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
  32. “Can you take a look?” (no details given)
  33. “The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
  34. “I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
  35. You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
  36. “I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
  37. “Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
  38. “Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
  39. Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
  40. “I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
  41. “It works on my machine.”
  42. A printer breaks for no reason.
  43. Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
  44. Someone forgets their password again.
  45. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  46. Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
  47. You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
  48. “Can’t we just use Wix?”
  49. “The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
  50. Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
  51. “It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
  52. “Can you SEO my PDFs?”
  53. “Can we integrate this random software I found?”
  54. “Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  55. “Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
  56. A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
  57. “Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
  58. Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
  59. “Let’s make the logo bigger.”
  60. “I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
  61. “I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
  62. ClickUp notification explosion.
  63. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  64. “Can you make it pop?”
  65. Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
  66. “I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
  67. “I love it! But can we change everything?”
  68. “We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
  69. “Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
  70. Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
  71. The meeting could have been an email.
  72. “I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
  73. “My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
  74. “Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
  75. “Can you just Photoshop it?”
  76. “Google is out to get us.”
  77. A WordPress update breaks everything.
  78. “Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
  79. “Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
  80. “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
  81. “We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
  82. Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
  83. “Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
  84. “My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)