(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“It works on my machine.”
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
“Google is out to get us.”
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
The meeting could have been an email.
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
The classic “per my last email” moment.
Someone forgets their password again.
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
A printer breaks for no reason.
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“Can you make it pop?”
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
ClickUp notification explosion.
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
