(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“It works on my machine.”
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
Someone forgets their password again.
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
ClickUp notification explosion.
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
“Google is out to get us.”
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
The classic “per my last email” moment.
“Can you make it pop?”
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
A printer breaks for no reason.
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
The meeting could have been an email.
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
