(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
Someone forgets their password again.
A printer breaks for no reason.
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
ClickUp notification explosion.
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
“Can you make it pop?”
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“Google is out to get us.”
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
The meeting could have been an email.
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“It works on my machine.”
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
The classic “per my last email” moment.
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
