(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“It works on my machine.”
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
The classic “per my last email” moment.
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
The meeting could have been an email.
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
Someone forgets their password again.
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“Can you make it pop?”
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“Google is out to get us.”
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
A printer breaks for no reason.
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
