(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
A printer breaks for no reason.
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
The classic “per my last email” moment.
A WordPress update breaks everything.
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Google is out to get us.”
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
“Can you make it pop?”
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
ClickUp notification explosion.
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
Someone forgets their password again.
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
The meeting could have been an email.
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“It works on my machine.”
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
