(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Someone forgets their password again.
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
A printer breaks for no reason.
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
A WordPress update breaks everything.
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
ClickUp notification explosion.
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
“Can you make it pop?”
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
The meeting could have been an email.
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“It works on my machine.”
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
The classic “per my last email” moment.
“Google is out to get us.”
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
