ClickUpnotificationexplosion.“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)The meetingcould havebeen anemail.Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”“It workson mymachine.”“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“Can youSEO myPDFs?”Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“Can’t wejust useWix?”“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)“Can youmake itpop?”“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”“Googleis out toget us.”“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”The classic“per mylast email”moment.A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“Let’smake thelogobigger.”“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.A printerbreaks fornoreason.“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“Can wemake itpop?”(again)Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.ClickUpnotificationexplosion.“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)The meetingcould havebeen anemail.Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”“It workson mymachine.”“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“Can youSEO myPDFs?”Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“Can’t wejust useWix?”“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)“Can youmake itpop?”“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”“Googleis out toget us.”“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”The classic“per mylast email”moment.A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“Let’smake thelogobigger.”“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.A printerbreaks fornoreason.“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“Can wemake itpop?”(again)Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.

Agency Life Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. ClickUp notification explosion.
  2. “I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
  3. “Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
  4. “Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
  5. “I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
  6. “I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
  7. The meeting could have been an email.
  8. Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
  9. The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
  10. You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
  11. “We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
  12. “I love it! But can we change everything?”
  13. “It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
  14. “It works on my machine.”
  15. “Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
  16. “Can you SEO my PDFs?”
  17. Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
  18. “Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
  19. Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
  20. “Can’t we just use Wix?”
  21. “Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
  22. Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
  23. “It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
  24. “I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
  25. “Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
  26. “Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
  27. “Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
  28. “Can you make it pop?”
  29. “I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
  30. “Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
  31. Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
  32. A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
  33. “Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
  34. “Google is out to get us.”
  35. “Can you just Photoshop it?”
  36. “The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
  37. “My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
  38. Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
  39. Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
  40. You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
  41. “This will only take five minutes, right?”
  42. The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
  43. “Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
  44. Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
  45. “Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  46. “The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
  47. “Can we integrate this random software I found?”
  48. “Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
  49. “Can you take a look?” (no details given)
  50. Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
  51. You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
  52. “I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
  53. “Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
  54. A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
  55. Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
  56. A WordPress update breaks everything.
  57. “My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
  58. “Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
  59. Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
  60. “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
  61. Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
  62. “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
  63. The classic “per my last email” moment.
  64. A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
  65. A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
  66. “Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  67. “Let’s make the logo bigger.”
  68. “Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
  69. The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
  70. A printer breaks for no reason.
  71. “We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
  72. “Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
  73. “Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
  74. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  75. Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
  76. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  77. “Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
  78. Someone forgets their password again.
  79. “I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
  80. “I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
  81. A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
  82. Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
  83. Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
  84. Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.