(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“Can you make it pop?”
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
A printer breaks for no reason.
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
The meeting could have been an email.
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
“Google is out to get us.”
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
Someone forgets their password again.
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
The classic “per my last email” moment.
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
“It works on my machine.”
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
ClickUp notification explosion.
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
