(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
The classic “per my last email” moment.
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
The meeting could have been an email.
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Can you make it pop?”
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“It works on my machine.”
A printer breaks for no reason.
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“Google is out to get us.”
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
Someone forgets their password again.
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
