(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
A printer breaks for no reason.
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“Google is out to get us.”
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
ClickUp notification explosion.
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
Someone forgets their password again.
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“Can you make it pop?”
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“It works on my machine.”
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
The classic “per my last email” moment.
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
The meeting could have been an email.
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
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