(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
A printer breaks for no reason.
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
Someone forgets their password again.
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
The classic “per my last email” moment.
The meeting could have been an email.
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
ClickUp notification explosion.
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“Google is out to get us.”
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
“It works on my machine.”
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
“Can you make it pop?”
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
