(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
The meeting could have been an email.
A printer breaks for no reason.
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“Google is out to get us.”
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
The classic “per my last email” moment.
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
“It works on my machine.”
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
Someone forgets their password again.
“Can you make it pop?”
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
ClickUp notification explosion.
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
