(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
Someone forgets their password again.
The meeting could have been an email.
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“It works on my machine.”
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“Can you make it pop?”
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
ClickUp notification explosion.
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
A printer breaks for no reason.
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Google is out to get us.”
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
The classic “per my last email” moment.
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
