Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”“It workson mymachine.”“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)The classic“per mylast email”moment.“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.ClickUpnotificationexplosion.Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.The meetingcould havebeen anemail.“Googleis out toget us.”“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)“Let’smake thelogobigger.”Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”“Can’t wejust useWix?”A printerbreaks fornoreason.“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)“Can youmake itpop?”“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”“It workson mymachine.”“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)The classic“per mylast email”moment.“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.ClickUpnotificationexplosion.Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.The meetingcould havebeen anemail.“Googleis out toget us.”“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)“Let’smake thelogobigger.”Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”“Can’t wejust useWix?”A printerbreaks fornoreason.“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)“Can youmake itpop?”“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”

Agency Life Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
  2. Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
  3. A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
  4. “Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
  5. “It works on my machine.”
  6. “Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
  7. “Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  8. The classic “per my last email” moment.
  9. “Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
  10. Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
  11. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  12. “My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
  13. “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
  14. Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
  15. Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
  16. “I love it! But can we change everything?”
  17. You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
  18. Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
  19. “My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
  20. “Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
  21. Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
  22. “Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  23. “Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
  24. The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
  25. “I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
  26. “Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
  27. “It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
  28. Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
  29. ClickUp notification explosion.
  30. Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
  31. “We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
  32. “Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
  33. “Can we integrate this random software I found?”
  34. A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
  35. “I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
  36. “Can you just Photoshop it?”
  37. Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
  38. “I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
  39. A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
  40. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  41. “It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
  42. The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
  43. “Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
  44. “The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
  45. A WordPress update breaks everything.
  46. The meeting could have been an email.
  47. “Google is out to get us.”
  48. “The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
  49. Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
  50. “Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
  51. You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
  52. “Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
  53. “Let’s make the logo bigger.”
  54. Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
  55. You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
  56. “I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
  57. Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
  58. “Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
  59. “Can’t we just use Wix?”
  60. A printer breaks for no reason.
  61. “Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
  62. Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
  63. “I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
  64. “Can you make it pop?”
  65. “Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
  66. A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
  67. “I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
  68. “Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
  69. “This will only take five minutes, right?”
  70. “Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
  71. “Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
  72. “Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
  73. A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
  74. The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
  75. “We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
  76. “I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
  77. “Can you SEO my PDFs?”
  78. “Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
  79. Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
  80. “Can you take a look?” (no details given)
  81. Someone forgets their password again.
  82. “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
  83. Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
  84. “I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”