(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
A printer breaks for no reason.
ClickUp notification explosion.
The meeting could have been an email.
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“Can you make it pop?”
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
Someone forgets their password again.
“Google is out to get us.”
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
“It works on my machine.”
A WordPress update breaks everything.
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
