(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“Can’t we just use Wix?”
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
“Can you make it pop?”
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
ClickUp notification explosion.
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
Someone forgets their password again.
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
A WordPress update breaks everything.
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“It works on my machine.”
The classic “per my last email” moment.
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“Google is out to get us.”
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
The meeting could have been an email.
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
A printer breaks for no reason.
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
