(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
“Can you make it pop?”
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
The classic “per my last email” moment.
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
“Google is out to get us.”
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
Someone forgets their password again.
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
The meeting could have been an email.
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
A printer breaks for no reason.
ClickUp notification explosion.
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
