(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
ClickUp notification explosion.
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“Google is out to get us.”
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
The classic “per my last email” moment.
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
A printer breaks for no reason.
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
The meeting could have been an email.
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
Someone forgets their password again.
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“Can you make it pop?”
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
“It works on my machine.”
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
