(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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ClickUp notification explosion.
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
The meeting could have been an email.
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
“It works on my machine.”
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
“Can you make it pop?”
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
“Google is out to get us.”
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
The classic “per my last email” moment.
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
A printer breaks for no reason.
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
Someone forgets their password again.
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
