Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)The meetingcould havebeen anemail.Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”“It workson mymachine.”“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”ClickUpnotificationexplosion.Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)“Can’t wejust useWix?”“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”“Let’smake thelogobigger.”The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.“Googleis out toget us.”“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)A printerbreaks fornoreason.“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)The classic“per mylast email”moment.“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.“Can youmake itpop?”“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)The meetingcould havebeen anemail.Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”“It workson mymachine.”“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”ClickUpnotificationexplosion.Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)“Can’t wejust useWix?”“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”“Let’smake thelogobigger.”The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.“Googleis out toget us.”“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)A printerbreaks fornoreason.“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)The classic“per mylast email”moment.“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.“Can youmake itpop?”“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)

Agency Life Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
49
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
58
59
60
61
62
63
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
79
80
81
82
83
84
  1. Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
  2. “Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
  3. “I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
  4. A WordPress update breaks everything.
  5. Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
  6. Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
  7. Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
  8. “I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
  9. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  10. “Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
  11. “Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
  12. Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
  13. “I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
  14. “My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
  15. “My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
  16. A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
  17. The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
  18. “Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
  19. You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
  20. Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
  21. “Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
  22. The meeting could have been an email.
  23. Someone forgets their password again.
  24. “It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
  25. “It works on my machine.”
  26. “I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
  27. A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
  28. “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
  29. “Can you SEO my PDFs?”
  30. “I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
  31. A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
  32. A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
  33. “We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
  34. “Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  35. “I love it! But can we change everything?”
  36. Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
  37. “It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
  38. ClickUp notification explosion.
  39. Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
  40. “The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
  41. “Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
  42. “Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
  43. “Can’t we just use Wix?”
  44. “Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
  45. “I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
  46. “We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
  47. “Let’s make the logo bigger.”
  48. The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
  49. “Can you just Photoshop it?”
  50. “Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
  51. Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
  52. A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
  53. You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
  54. “Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  55. Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
  56. “Can we integrate this random software I found?”
  57. “Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
  58. The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
  59. “Google is out to get us.”
  60. “Can you take a look?” (no details given)
  61. Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
  62. “Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
  63. Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
  64. Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
  65. Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
  66. “Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
  67. “I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
  68. You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
  69. “This will only take five minutes, right?”
  70. “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
  71. “Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
  72. A printer breaks for no reason.
  73. “I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
  74. “Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
  75. The classic “per my last email” moment.
  76. “The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
  77. Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
  78. “Can you make it pop?”
  79. “Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
  80. “Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
  81. Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
  82. “Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
  83. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  84. “Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)