(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
Someone forgets their password again.
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“Google is out to get us.”
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
The classic “per my last email” moment.
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
A printer breaks for no reason.
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
“Can you make it pop?”
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
The meeting could have been an email.
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
A WordPress update breaks everything.
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
ClickUp notification explosion.
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“It works on my machine.”
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
