(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
The meeting could have been an email.
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“It works on my machine.”
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
Someone forgets their password again.
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“Can you make it pop?”
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
The classic “per my last email” moment.
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
ClickUp notification explosion.
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
A printer breaks for no reason.
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
“Google is out to get us.”
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
