(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
ClickUp notification explosion.
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
A printer breaks for no reason.
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
“Google is out to get us.”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
The meeting could have been an email.
“It works on my machine.”
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
Someone forgets their password again.
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
The classic “per my last email” moment.
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
A WordPress update breaks everything.
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
