(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“Google is out to get us.”
The meeting could have been an email.
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
“It works on my machine.”
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“Can you make it pop?”
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
The classic “per my last email” moment.
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
A printer breaks for no reason.
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
Someone forgets their password again.
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
