(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
The meeting could have been an email.
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
A printer breaks for no reason.
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“It works on my machine.”
“Can you make it pop?”
A WordPress update breaks everything.
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
ClickUp notification explosion.
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
Someone forgets their password again.
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
The classic “per my last email” moment.
“Google is out to get us.”
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
