(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“It works on my machine.”
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
Someone forgets their password again.
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
The classic “per my last email” moment.
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
A printer breaks for no reason.
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
“Can you make it pop?”
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
The meeting could have been an email.
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
ClickUp notification explosion.
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
“Google is out to get us.”
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
