(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
ClickUp notification explosion.
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
Someone forgets their password again.
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
The classic “per my last email” moment.
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“Google is out to get us.”
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“Can you make it pop?”
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“It works on my machine.”
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
The meeting could have been an email.
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
A printer breaks for no reason.
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
