(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
49
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
58
59
60
61
62
63
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
79
80
81
82
83
84
A WordPress update breaks everything.
The classic “per my last email” moment.
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
The meeting could have been an email.
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
A printer breaks for no reason.
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
“Google is out to get us.”
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
“Can you make it pop?”
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
Someone forgets their password again.
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
ClickUp notification explosion.
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
“It works on my machine.”
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
