(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
A printer breaks for no reason.
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
The meeting could have been an email.
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“Can you make it pop?”
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
ClickUp notification explosion.
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
A WordPress update breaks everything.
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
Someone forgets their password again.
The classic “per my last email” moment.
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“It works on my machine.”
“Google is out to get us.”
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
