(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
Someone forgets their password again.
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
“Can you make it pop?”
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
ClickUp notification explosion.
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“It works on my machine.”
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“Google is out to get us.”
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
A printer breaks for no reason.
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
The classic “per my last email” moment.
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
The meeting could have been an email.
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
