Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”The classic“per mylast email”moment.“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“Googleis out toget us.”Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.A printerbreaks fornoreason.A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)“It workson mymachine.”“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”“Can’t wejust useWix?”“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”The meetingcould havebeen anemail.“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.“Let’smake thelogobigger.”You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.“Can youmake itpop?”“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)ClickUpnotificationexplosion.Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”The classic“per mylast email”moment.“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“Googleis out toget us.”Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.A printerbreaks fornoreason.A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)“It workson mymachine.”“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”“Can’t wejust useWix?”“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”The meetingcould havebeen anemail.“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.“Let’smake thelogobigger.”You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.“Can youmake itpop?”“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)ClickUpnotificationexplosion.Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”

Agency Life Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
  2. Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
  3. The classic “per my last email” moment.
  4. “I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
  5. “I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
  6. “Can we integrate this random software I found?”
  7. “Google is out to get us.”
  8. Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
  9. Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
  10. The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
  11. A printer breaks for no reason.
  12. A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
  13. “I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
  14. Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
  15. Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
  16. Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
  17. “Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
  18. “Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  19. “My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
  20. “It works on my machine.”
  21. “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
  22. “I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
  23. “Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
  24. Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
  25. “Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
  26. “Can you take a look?” (no details given)
  27. “Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
  28. Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
  29. Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
  30. A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
  31. A WordPress update breaks everything.
  32. “My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
  33. Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
  34. “Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
  35. “Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
  36. “Can’t we just use Wix?”
  37. “I love it! But can we change everything?”
  38. “I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
  39. The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
  40. “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
  41. “The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
  42. The meeting could have been an email.
  43. “Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
  44. “Can you SEO my PDFs?”
  45. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  46. “Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
  47. “It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
  48. A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
  49. “I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
  50. “Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
  51. “Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
  52. “Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
  53. Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
  54. “The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
  55. Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
  56. Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
  57. “Let’s make the logo bigger.”
  58. You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
  59. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  60. “Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
  61. “Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
  62. “Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
  63. “Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
  64. You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
  65. “Can you just Photoshop it?”
  66. You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
  67. The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
  68. “Can you make it pop?”
  69. “I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
  70. “Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  71. ClickUp notification explosion.
  72. Someone forgets their password again.
  73. “We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
  74. “Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
  75. “It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
  76. Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
  77. “Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
  78. “This will only take five minutes, right?”
  79. “Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
  80. A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
  81. “We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
  82. Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
  83. A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
  84. “I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”