(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“Google is out to get us.”
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
A WordPress update breaks everything.
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
ClickUp notification explosion.
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
A printer breaks for no reason.
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“It works on my machine.”
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
The classic “per my last email” moment.
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
The meeting could have been an email.
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
Someone forgets their password again.
“Can you make it pop?”
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
