(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“Can you make it pop?”
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
A printer breaks for no reason.
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“It works on my machine.”
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
The classic “per my last email” moment.
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“Google is out to get us.”
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
The meeting could have been an email.
Someone forgets their password again.
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
ClickUp notification explosion.
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
A WordPress update breaks everything.
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
