(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“Google is out to get us.”
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
The meeting could have been an email.
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
The classic “per my last email” moment.
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
“It works on my machine.”
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
Someone forgets their password again.
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
“Can you make it pop?”
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
A printer breaks for no reason.
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
ClickUp notification explosion.
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
