(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
A printer breaks for no reason.
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
The meeting could have been an email.
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
A WordPress update breaks everything.
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
ClickUp notification explosion.
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
Someone forgets their password again.
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“It works on my machine.”
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
“Google is out to get us.”
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
The classic “per my last email” moment.
“Can you make it pop?”
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
