A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”ClickUpnotificationexplosion.Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.The classic“per mylast email”moment.A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”A printerbreaks fornoreason.A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)The meetingcould havebeen anemail.Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”“Let’smake thelogobigger.”Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)“Can youmake itpop?”Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)“Googleis out toget us.”“It workson mymachine.”A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.“Can’t wejust useWix?”“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.“Can youSEO myPDFs?”A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”ClickUpnotificationexplosion.Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.The classic“per mylast email”moment.A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”A printerbreaks fornoreason.A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)The meetingcould havebeen anemail.Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”“Let’smake thelogobigger.”Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)“Can youmake itpop?”Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)“Googleis out toget us.”“It workson mymachine.”A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.“Can’t wejust useWix?”“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.“Can youSEO myPDFs?”

Agency Life Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
  2. Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
  3. The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
  4. A WordPress update breaks everything.
  5. “I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
  6. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  7. You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
  8. “The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
  9. “Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
  10. ClickUp notification explosion.
  11. Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
  12. Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
  13. The classic “per my last email” moment.
  14. A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
  15. “Can you just Photoshop it?”
  16. “Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
  17. “I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
  18. “Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
  19. Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
  20. “I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
  21. Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
  22. “Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
  23. Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
  24. “Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
  25. A printer breaks for no reason.
  26. A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
  27. “Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
  28. “It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
  29. “Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
  30. Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
  31. “We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
  32. “Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
  33. “I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
  34. “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
  35. “Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
  36. The meeting could have been an email.
  37. Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
  38. “Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
  39. “Let’s make the logo bigger.”
  40. Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
  41. “My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
  42. A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
  43. “Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
  44. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  45. “I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
  46. “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
  47. “Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
  48. “Can you make it pop?”
  49. Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
  50. “Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
  51. “I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
  52. You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
  53. “Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
  54. “Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
  55. “This will only take five minutes, right?”
  56. “Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  57. “My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
  58. “I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
  59. “We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
  60. “I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
  61. “It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
  62. The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
  63. “I love it! But can we change everything?”
  64. Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
  65. “Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
  66. Someone forgets their password again.
  67. You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
  68. Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
  69. Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
  70. “Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  71. “Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
  72. “The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
  73. “Can you take a look?” (no details given)
  74. “Google is out to get us.”
  75. “It works on my machine.”
  76. A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
  77. Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
  78. Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
  79. “Can’t we just use Wix?”
  80. “Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
  81. The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
  82. “Can we integrate this random software I found?”
  83. Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
  84. “Can you SEO my PDFs?”