(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
The classic “per my last email” moment.
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
“Can you make it pop?”
Someone forgets their password again.
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
“Google is out to get us.”
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
“It works on my machine.”
ClickUp notification explosion.
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
A printer breaks for no reason.
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
The meeting could have been an email.
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
