“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.“Can’t wejust useWix?”Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”“Can wemake itpop?”(again)Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.A printerbreaks fornoreason.Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.“Googleis out toget us.”Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”The classic“per mylast email”moment.A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.“Can youmake itpop?”“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)ClickUpnotificationexplosion.“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”“Let’smake thelogobigger.”“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)The meetingcould havebeen anemail.“It workson mymachine.”You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.“Can’t wejust useWix?”Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”“Can wemake itpop?”(again)Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.A printerbreaks fornoreason.Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.“Googleis out toget us.”Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”The classic“per mylast email”moment.A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.“Can youmake itpop?”“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)ClickUpnotificationexplosion.“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”“Let’smake thelogobigger.”“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)The meetingcould havebeen anemail.“It workson mymachine.”You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.

Agency Life Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
  2. Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
  3. Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
  4. “Can’t we just use Wix?”
  5. Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
  6. “Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  7. “Can you just Photoshop it?”
  8. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  9. Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
  10. A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
  11. “I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
  12. Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
  13. “Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
  14. Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
  15. “Can you take a look?” (no details given)
  16. Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
  17. Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
  18. Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
  19. A printer breaks for no reason.
  20. Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
  21. “I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
  22. You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
  23. “Google is out to get us.”
  24. Someone forgets their password again.
  25. “I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
  26. “Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
  27. “My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
  28. The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
  29. Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
  30. Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
  31. “Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
  32. “Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
  33. “Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
  34. The classic “per my last email” moment.
  35. A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
  36. “Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  37. “Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
  38. A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
  39. “Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
  40. The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
  41. “Can you make it pop?”
  42. “My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
  43. “Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
  44. Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
  45. “We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
  46. “Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
  47. ClickUp notification explosion.
  48. “I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
  49. “This will only take five minutes, right?”
  50. “We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
  51. “I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
  52. “Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
  53. Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
  54. “Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
  55. “Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
  56. “Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
  57. “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
  58. “I love it! But can we change everything?”
  59. “I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
  60. “I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
  61. “The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
  62. You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
  63. “It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
  64. A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
  65. “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
  66. The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
  67. “Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
  68. A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
  69. Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
  70. “It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
  71. “Let’s make the logo bigger.”
  72. “Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
  73. “Can we integrate this random software I found?”
  74. “I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
  75. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  76. “Can you SEO my PDFs?”
  77. “Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
  78. A WordPress update breaks everything.
  79. “The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
  80. “Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
  81. The meeting could have been an email.
  82. “It works on my machine.”
  83. You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
  84. Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.