(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
A printer breaks for no reason.
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“Can you make it pop?”
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
“It works on my machine.”
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
ClickUp notification explosion.
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“Google is out to get us.”
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
The meeting could have been an email.
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
Someone forgets their password again.
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
The classic “per my last email” moment.
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
