Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”A printerbreaks fornoreason.“Can youSEO myPDFs?”Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.ClickUpnotificationexplosion.Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.“Can wemake itpop?”(again)Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“Googleis out toget us.”“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)“Can youmake itpop?”“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“Can’t wejust useWix?”“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”The meetingcould havebeen anemail.The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.“Let’smake thelogobigger.”Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.“It workson mymachine.”“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”The classic“per mylast email”moment.“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”A printerbreaks fornoreason.“Can youSEO myPDFs?”Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.ClickUpnotificationexplosion.Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.“Can wemake itpop?”(again)Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“Googleis out toget us.”“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)“Can youmake itpop?”“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“Can’t wejust useWix?”“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”The meetingcould havebeen anemail.The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.“Let’smake thelogobigger.”Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.“It workson mymachine.”“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”The classic“per mylast email”moment.“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”

Agency Life Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
  2. “I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
  3. A printer breaks for no reason.
  4. “Can you SEO my PDFs?”
  5. Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
  6. ClickUp notification explosion.
  7. Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
  8. “Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
  9. “My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
  10. “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
  11. “Can you take a look?” (no details given)
  12. A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
  13. Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
  14. “Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
  15. “I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
  16. “Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
  17. “Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  18. “Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
  19. “Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
  20. “Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
  21. “It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
  22. “Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
  23. The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
  24. You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
  25. “I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
  26. Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
  27. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  28. Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
  29. “We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
  30. “Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
  31. “The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
  32. “Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
  33. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  34. “This will only take five minutes, right?”
  35. A WordPress update breaks everything.
  36. “Google is out to get us.”
  37. “I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
  38. “I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
  39. “Can you just Photoshop it?”
  40. “I love it! But can we change everything?”
  41. “Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
  42. Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
  43. A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
  44. You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
  45. “Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  46. “Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
  47. “Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
  48. A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
  49. “I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
  50. A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
  51. “Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
  52. “Can you make it pop?”
  53. “Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
  54. “Can’t we just use Wix?”
  55. “I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
  56. You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
  57. Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
  58. A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
  59. “It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
  60. Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
  61. Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
  62. Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
  63. The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
  64. “Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
  65. “Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
  66. “Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
  67. The meeting could have been an email.
  68. The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
  69. “Let’s make the logo bigger.”
  70. Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
  71. Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
  72. “Can we integrate this random software I found?”
  73. Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
  74. Someone forgets their password again.
  75. “It works on my machine.”
  76. “We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
  77. “The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
  78. Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
  79. “My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
  80. “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
  81. “I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
  82. Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
  83. The classic “per my last email” moment.
  84. “Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”