(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“This will only take five minutes, right?”
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“It works on my machine.”
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“Can you make it pop?”
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
Someone forgets their password again.
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
The classic “per my last email” moment.
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
The meeting could have been an email.
A printer breaks for no reason.
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
“Google is out to get us.”
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
ClickUp notification explosion.
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
