(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
Someone forgets their password again.
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“It works on my machine.”
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
ClickUp notification explosion.
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“Can you make it pop?”
A printer breaks for no reason.
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
The classic “per my last email” moment.
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“Google is out to get us.”
The meeting could have been an email.
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
