(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“It works on my machine.”
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“Google is out to get us.”
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
A WordPress update breaks everything.
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“Can you make it pop?”
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
A printer breaks for no reason.
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
Someone forgets their password again.
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
The meeting could have been an email.
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
The classic “per my last email” moment.
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
ClickUp notification explosion.
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
