(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“Can you make it pop?”
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
A WordPress update breaks everything.
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
A printer breaks for no reason.
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
“It works on my machine.”
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
The meeting could have been an email.
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
The classic “per my last email” moment.
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
Someone forgets their password again.
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
ClickUp notification explosion.
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“Google is out to get us.”
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
