(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
The classic “per my last email” moment.
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“Can you make it pop?”
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“It works on my machine.”
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
The meeting could have been an email.
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
A printer breaks for no reason.
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
“Google is out to get us.”
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
Someone forgets their password again.
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
ClickUp notification explosion.
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
