“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Let’smake thelogobigger.”“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”A printerbreaks fornoreason.“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”ClickUpnotificationexplosion.Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Googleis out toget us.”Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.“Can youmake itpop?”“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.“It workson mymachine.”The classic“per mylast email”moment.“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.The meetingcould havebeen anemail.Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”“Can’t wejust useWix?”“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Let’smake thelogobigger.”“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”A printerbreaks fornoreason.“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”ClickUpnotificationexplosion.Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Googleis out toget us.”Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.“Can youmake itpop?”“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.“It workson mymachine.”The classic“per mylast email”moment.“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.The meetingcould havebeen anemail.Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”“Can’t wejust useWix?”

Agency Life Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
  2. “I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
  3. Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
  4. You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
  5. “Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
  6. Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
  7. “Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
  8. “My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
  9. “Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
  10. “Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
  11. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  12. “Let’s make the logo bigger.”
  13. “I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
  14. “I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
  15. “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
  16. A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
  17. The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
  18. “I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
  19. “It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
  20. Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
  21. “Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
  22. Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
  23. The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
  24. Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
  25. “Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
  26. Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
  27. “Can you just Photoshop it?”
  28. A printer breaks for no reason.
  29. “Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
  30. Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
  31. “Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
  32. “I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
  33. “I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
  34. “Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  35. Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
  36. “Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
  37. Someone forgets their password again.
  38. A WordPress update breaks everything.
  39. “I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
  40. “It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
  41. “Can you SEO my PDFs?”
  42. “Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
  43. “I love it! But can we change everything?”
  44. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  45. “Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
  46. Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
  47. Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
  48. “I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
  49. A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
  50. “We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
  51. ClickUp notification explosion.
  52. Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
  53. “The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
  54. “Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
  55. “Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
  56. A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
  57. “Can we integrate this random software I found?”
  58. “Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
  59. “Can you take a look?” (no details given)
  60. “Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  61. “Google is out to get us.”
  62. Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
  63. “Can you make it pop?”
  64. “This will only take five minutes, right?”
  65. You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
  66. “It works on my machine.”
  67. The classic “per my last email” moment.
  68. “My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
  69. You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
  70. “We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
  71. A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
  72. The meeting could have been an email.
  73. Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
  74. A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
  75. Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
  76. “The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
  77. “Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
  78. Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
  79. The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
  80. “Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
  81. “Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
  82. Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
  83. “Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
  84. “Can’t we just use Wix?”