(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
A WordPress update breaks everything.
ClickUp notification explosion.
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
Someone forgets their password again.
A printer breaks for no reason.
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
The classic “per my last email” moment.
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“Google is out to get us.”
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
The meeting could have been an email.
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“It works on my machine.”
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
