(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
A printer breaks for no reason.
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“Can you make it pop?”
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
ClickUp notification explosion.
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“Google is out to get us.”
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
The classic “per my last email” moment.
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
The meeting could have been an email.
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“It works on my machine.”
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
Someone forgets their password again.
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
A WordPress update breaks everything.
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
