“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)A printerbreaks fornoreason.“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.“Can youmake itpop?”“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.“Can wemake itpop?”(again)A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.“Let’smake thelogobigger.”“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”“Can’t wejust useWix?”Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)The meetingcould havebeen anemail.The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.“Googleis out toget us.”“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”ClickUpnotificationexplosion.“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)“It workson mymachine.”“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”The classic“per mylast email”moment.Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)A printerbreaks fornoreason.“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.“Can youmake itpop?”“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.“Can wemake itpop?”(again)A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.“Let’smake thelogobigger.”“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”“Can’t wejust useWix?”Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)The meetingcould havebeen anemail.The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.“Googleis out toget us.”“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”ClickUpnotificationexplosion.“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)“It workson mymachine.”“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”The classic“per mylast email”moment.Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.

Agency Life Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
  2. A printer breaks for no reason.
  3. “Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
  4. “This will only take five minutes, right?”
  5. “Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
  6. “I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
  7. Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
  8. “I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
  9. The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
  10. “Can you make it pop?”
  11. “Can you take a look?” (no details given)
  12. Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
  13. Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
  14. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  15. A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
  16. “Let’s make the logo bigger.”
  17. “The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
  18. “It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
  19. “Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
  20. Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
  21. Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
  22. Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
  23. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  24. Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
  25. “Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
  26. “Can’t we just use Wix?”
  27. Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
  28. “I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
  29. You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
  30. “Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
  31. The meeting could have been an email.
  32. The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
  33. “Can we integrate this random software I found?”
  34. “Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
  35. A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
  36. You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
  37. Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
  38. “Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
  39. Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
  40. “I love it! But can we change everything?”
  41. “I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
  42. Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
  43. A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
  44. “Google is out to get us.”
  45. “Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  46. “My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
  47. “Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
  48. ClickUp notification explosion.
  49. “Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
  50. “Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
  51. A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
  52. Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
  53. “It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
  54. You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
  55. A WordPress update breaks everything.
  56. The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
  57. “I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
  58. Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
  59. Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
  60. “My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
  61. A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
  62. “Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
  63. “It works on my machine.”
  64. “Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
  65. “I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
  66. “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
  67. “Can you just Photoshop it?”
  68. The classic “per my last email” moment.
  69. Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
  70. “Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
  71. “The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
  72. “We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
  73. “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
  74. “Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
  75. “We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
  76. “Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
  77. “Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  78. “Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
  79. “Can you SEO my PDFs?”
  80. “I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
  81. “Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
  82. Someone forgets their password again.
  83. “I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
  84. Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.