(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“It works on my machine.”
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
A printer breaks for no reason.
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
ClickUp notification explosion.
“Google is out to get us.”
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
“Can you make it pop?”
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
Someone forgets their password again.
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
The classic “per my last email” moment.
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
