(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
Someone forgets their password again.
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
ClickUp notification explosion.
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
A printer breaks for no reason.
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
“Can you make it pop?”
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
The classic “per my last email” moment.
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
“It works on my machine.”
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
The meeting could have been an email.
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
“Google is out to get us.”
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
