“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”“Can werank for‘shoes’?" (fora small localbusiness)“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)"Let’s circleback to this."(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”"Can weadd morecolor?"“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)“Can werank for‘shoes’?" (fora small localbusiness)“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)"Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?"“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”“Can we bidon competitornames?”(ignores legalrisks)“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“Can we justredesign thewhole thing,but keep thesame style?”A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again."Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?"“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)“Googleis out toget us.”Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Can weadd morecolor?”“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”“Can werank for‘shoes’?" (fora small localbusiness)“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)"Let’s circleback to this."(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”"Can weadd morecolor?"“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)“Can werank for‘shoes’?" (fora small localbusiness)“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)"Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?"“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”“Can we bidon competitornames?”(ignores legalrisks)“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“Can we justredesign thewhole thing,but keep thesame style?”A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again."Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?"“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)“Googleis out toget us.”Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Can weadd morecolor?”“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)

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(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
  2. “Can we rank for ‘shoes’?" (for a small local business)
  3. “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
  4. Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
  5. “Can we integrate this random software I found?”
  6. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  7. "Let’s circle back to this." (it’s never mentioned again)
  8. “Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
  9. “I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
  10. "Can we add more color?"
  11. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  12. “Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
  13. “We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
  14. “Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  15. “It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
  16. “I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
  17. “Can we rank for ‘shoes’?" (for a small local business)
  18. “I love it! But can we change everything?”
  19. “Can you SEO my PDFs?”
  20. “Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
  21. “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
  22. Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
  23. You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
  24. You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
  25. “Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
  26. “Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  27. "Can we have five different versions to choose from?"
  28. “Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  29. “Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
  30. “The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
  31. “Can we bid on competitor names?” (ignores legal risks)
  32. “Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
  33. “Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
  34. “Can we just redesign the whole thing, but keep the same style?”
  35. A WordPress update breaks everything.
  36. Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
  37. Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
  38. Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
  39. "Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?"
  40. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  41. “The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
  42. “Google is out to get us.”
  43. Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
  44. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  45. “Can you take a look?” (no details given)
  46. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  47. Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
  48. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  49. “Can we add more color?”
  50. “Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
  51. “Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
  52. “Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
  53. Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
  54. A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
  55. Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
  56. “Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
  57. Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
  58. “Can you take a look?” (no details given)