Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”“Can wemake itpop?”(again)"Let’s circleback to this."(it’s nevermentionedagain)Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“Can weadd morecolor?”Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Can werank for‘shoes’?" (fora small localbusiness)“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“Can werank for‘shoes’?" (fora small localbusiness)“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”“Googleis out toget us.”“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Can we bidon competitornames?”(ignores legalrisks)Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Can werecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)“Can we justredesign thewhole thing,but keep thesame style?”You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”“Can wemake itpop?”(again)"Let’s circleback to this."(it’s nevermentionedagain)Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“Can weadd morecolor?”Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Can werank for‘shoes’?" (fora small localbusiness)“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“Can werank for‘shoes’?" (fora small localbusiness)“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”“Googleis out toget us.”“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Can we bidon competitornames?”(ignores legalrisks)Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Can werecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)“Can we justredesign thewhole thing,but keep thesame style?”You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”

Untitled Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
  2. “Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
  3. “We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
  4. Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
  5. “Can you take a look?” (no details given)
  6. “Can you SEO my PDFs?”
  7. “Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
  8. “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
  9. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  10. “Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
  11. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  12. "Let’s circle back to this." (it’s never mentioned again)
  13. Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
  14. “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
  15. Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
  16. Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
  17. Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
  18. “The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
  19. “Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
  20. “Can we add more color?”
  21. Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
  22. “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
  23. “Can we rank for ‘shoes’?" (for a small local business)
  24. “Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  25. “I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
  26. “Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
  27. A WordPress update breaks everything.
  28. “Can we rank for ‘shoes’?" (for a small local business)
  29. “Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
  30. Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
  31. “Google is out to get us.”
  32. “Can we integrate this random software I found?”
  33. “It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
  34. “Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  35. “I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
  36. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  37. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  38. “Can you take a look?” (no details given)
  39. “Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
  40. “Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  41. “Can we bid on competitor names?” (ignores legal risks)
  42. Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
  43. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  44. “Can we recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
  45. “Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
  46. “Can we just redesign the whole thing, but keep the same style?”
  47. You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
  48. A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
  49. “Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
  50. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  51. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  52. “Can we have five different versions to choose from?”