“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“Can wemake itpop?”(again)Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Can we justredesign thewhole thing,but keep thesame style?”“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“Googleis out toget us.”“Can werecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“Can weadd morecolor?”“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”“Can werank for‘shoes’?" (fora small localbusiness)"Let’s circleback to this."(it’s nevermentionedagain)Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“Can werank for‘shoes’?" (fora small localbusiness)“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Can we bidon competitornames?”(ignores legalrisks)“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“Can wemake itpop?”(again)Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Can we justredesign thewhole thing,but keep thesame style?”“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“Googleis out toget us.”“Can werecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“Can weadd morecolor?”“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”“Can werank for‘shoes’?" (fora small localbusiness)"Let’s circleback to this."(it’s nevermentionedagain)Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“Can werank for‘shoes’?" (fora small localbusiness)“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Can we bidon competitornames?”(ignores legalrisks)

Untitled Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
  2. “Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
  3. A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
  4. Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
  5. “Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  6. “Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
  7. “I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
  8. Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
  9. “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
  10. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  11. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  12. “Can you take a look?” (no details given)
  13. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  14. “Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  15. “Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
  16. “Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
  17. Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
  18. Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
  19. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  20. Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
  21. “Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
  22. “Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
  23. You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
  24. “The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
  25. Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
  26. Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
  27. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  28. “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
  29. “Can we just redesign the whole thing, but keep the same style?”
  30. “Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
  31. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  32. “Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
  33. “Google is out to get us.”
  34. “Can we recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
  35. “Can we add more color?”
  36. “We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
  37. “I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
  38. “Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
  39. “Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  40. “Can you take a look?” (no details given)
  41. Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
  42. “It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
  43. “Can we rank for ‘shoes’?" (for a small local business)
  44. "Let’s circle back to this." (it’s never mentioned again)
  45. Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
  46. “Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
  47. A WordPress update breaks everything.
  48. “Can we integrate this random software I found?”
  49. “Can you SEO my PDFs?”
  50. “Can we rank for ‘shoes’?" (for a small local business)
  51. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  52. “Can we bid on competitor names?” (ignores legal risks)