Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.“Googleis out toget us.”“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)“Can weadd morecolor?”Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“Can werecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“Can wemake itpop?”(again)Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”“Can we justredesign thewhole thing,but keep thesame style?”“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.“Can we bidon competitornames?”(ignores legalrisks)“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”“Can werank for‘shoes’?" (fora small localbusiness)“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“Can werank for‘shoes’?" (fora small localbusiness)Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.“Can werank for‘shoes’?" (fora small localbusiness)“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.“Googleis out toget us.”“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)“Can weadd morecolor?”Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“Can werecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“Can wemake itpop?”(again)Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”“Can we justredesign thewhole thing,but keep thesame style?”“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.“Can we bidon competitornames?”(ignores legalrisks)“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”“Can werank for‘shoes’?" (fora small localbusiness)“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“Can werank for‘shoes’?" (fora small localbusiness)Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.“Can werank for‘shoes’?" (fora small localbusiness)“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”

Untitled Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
  2. “Google is out to get us.”
  3. “Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
  4. “Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
  5. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  6. “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
  7. “Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
  8. “Can you take a look?” (no details given)
  9. “Can we add more color?”
  10. Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
  11. “Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  12. “Can we recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
  13. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  14. Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
  15. Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
  16. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  17. “Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
  18. “Can we just redesign the whole thing, but keep the same style?”
  19. “I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
  20. “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
  21. “Can we integrate this random software I found?”
  22. “Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
  23. Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
  24. “Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
  25. “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
  26. You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
  27. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  28. “Can you take a look?” (no details given)
  29. Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
  30. “Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  31. “Can you SEO my PDFs?”
  32. “Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
  33. Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
  34. “Can we bid on competitor names?” (ignores legal risks)
  35. “We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
  36. “The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
  37. “Can we rank for ‘shoes’?" (for a small local business)
  38. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  39. “I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
  40. A WordPress update breaks everything.
  41. “Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  42. A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
  43. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  44. “Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  45. “Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
  46. “Can we rank for ‘shoes’?" (for a small local business)
  47. Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
  48. “Can we rank for ‘shoes’?" (for a small local business)
  49. “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
  50. “Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
  51. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  52. “It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”