I’vebribedthe policeWhen I wasyounger I wouldread thedictionary whileI went to thebathroomI once upsetHillary Clinton’ssecret serviceat my highschoolI’m relativelyconfidentthat I’veeaten guineapigI had torelearnhow toread at 18I ran headfirstinto the samebasketball pole3 times within24 hoursI was PeterPan in 6thgradeproduction ofPeter PanI celebratedmy 18thbirthday bygoing skydiving!My middlename isIndependenceWhen I was little, Isaid I read everybook in the library.They would quiz meand I made thingsup about the plot(no one caught me!)I used toknow how tobreakdance(and tapdance)I’ve beenskinnydipping inLakeGenevaI worked withsomeone onthebacheloretteI am notphysicallycapable ofburpingI playedtrombonein middleschoolMy worstnickname ofall time wasGollum:(I’vebribedthe policeWhen I wasyounger I wouldread thedictionary whileI went to thebathroomI once upsetHillary Clinton’ssecret serviceat my highschoolI’m relativelyconfidentthat I’veeaten guineapigI had torelearnhow toread at 18I ran headfirstinto the samebasketball pole3 times within24 hoursI was PeterPan in 6thgradeproduction ofPeter PanI celebratedmy 18thbirthday bygoing skydiving!My middlename isIndependenceWhen I was little, Isaid I read everybook in the library.They would quiz meand I made thingsup about the plot(no one caught me!)I used toknow how tobreakdance(and tapdance)I’ve beenskinnydipping inLakeGenevaI worked withsomeone onthebacheloretteI am notphysicallycapable ofburpingI playedtrombonein middleschoolMy worstnickname ofall time wasGollum:(

GOAT Greeting!! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I’ve bribed the police
  2. When I was younger I would read the dictionary while I went to the bathroom
  3. I once upset Hillary Clinton’s secret service at my high school
  4. I’m relatively confident that I’ve eaten guinea pig
  5. I had to relearn how to read at 18
  6. I ran headfirst into the same basketball pole 3 times within 24 hours
  7. I was Peter Pan in 6th grade production of Peter Pan
  8. I celebrated my 18th birthday by going sky diving!
  9. My middle name is Independence
  10. When I was little, I said I read every book in the library. They would quiz me and I made things up about the plot (no one caught me!)
  11. I used to know how to breakdance (and tap dance)
  12. I’ve been skinny dipping in Lake Geneva
  13. I worked with someone on the bachelorette
  14. I am not physically capable of burping
  15. I played trombone in middle school
  16. My worst nickname of all time was Gollum:(