"your defectis apropensity tohateeverybody""I alwaysdeserve thebest treatmentbecause Inever put upwith any other."You make 500 ayear. 500 what?No one knows. Noone cares. Youhave it. It's yours.All 500 of it. Everyyear.books>men"A watchis alwaystoo fast ortoo slow."a selfishdisdain forthe feelingsof othersaccidentallyaccused yourcrush's dadof killing hiswife (oops)London<anywhereelsebeachvacation(for healthreasons)Your bestfriend is ofthe oppositegenderrunningthrough therain andfalling illfrolickingtaking aturn aboutthe roommen inuniform<3accidentallyinsulted yourcrush inattempt toconfess yourloveembarrassingsiblingsprone tofainting fits(which are notalwaysrefreshing andagreeable)no one hascompassionfor yourpoor nerves"Obstinate,headstrongwoman""I can'tstand him."(she says,like a liar)your mom isdetermined tothrow you inthe path of richyoung menYou keep tryingto matchmakeyour friends(unsuccessfully)bombardedby gossipYour father ishorrible withmoney. Hedoesn't know this.No one has saidit to his face."your defectis apropensity tohateeverybody""I alwaysdeserve thebest treatmentbecause Inever put upwith any other."You make 500 ayear. 500 what?No one knows. Noone cares. Youhave it. It's yours.All 500 of it. Everyyear.books>men"A watchis alwaystoo fast ortoo slow."a selfishdisdain forthe feelingsof othersaccidentallyaccused yourcrush's dadof killing hiswife (oops)London<anywhereelsebeachvacation(for healthreasons)Your bestfriend is ofthe oppositegenderrunningthrough therain andfalling illfrolickingtaking aturn aboutthe roommen inuniform<3accidentallyinsulted yourcrush inattempt toconfess yourloveembarrassingsiblingsprone tofainting fits(which are notalwaysrefreshing andagreeable)no one hascompassionfor yourpoor nerves"Obstinate,headstrongwoman""I can'tstand him."(she says,like a liar)your mom isdetermined tothrow you inthe path of richyoung menYou keep tryingto matchmakeyour friends(unsuccessfully)bombardedby gossipYour father ishorrible withmoney. Hedoesn't know this.No one has saidit to his face.

JANE-O - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "your defect is a propensity to hate everybody"
  2. "I always deserve the best treatment because I never put up with any other."
  3. You make 500 a year. 500 what? No one knows. No one cares. You have it. It's yours. All 500 of it. Every year.
  4. books>men
  5. "A watch is always too fast or too slow."
  6. a selfish disdain for the feelings of others
  7. accidentally accused your crush's dad of killing his wife (oops)
  8. London<anywhere else
  9. beach vacation (for health reasons)
  10. Your best friend is of the opposite gender
  11. running through the rain and falling ill
  12. frolicking
  13. taking a turn about the room
  14. men in uniform <3
  15. accidentally insulted your crush in attempt to confess your love
  16. embarrassing siblings
  17. prone to fainting fits (which are not always refreshing and agreeable)
  18. no one has compassion for your poor nerves
  19. "Obstinate, headstrong woman"
  20. "I can't stand him." (she says, like a liar)
  21. your mom is determined to throw you in the path of rich young men
  22. You keep trying to matchmake your friends (unsuccessfully)
  23. bombarded by gossip
  24. Your father is horrible with money. He doesn't know this. No one has said it to his face.