Singsrandomlyduring silentwork timeCriesbecausethey don’tlike snacktimeSays, “I’mdone!” andthen realizesthey skippedhalf the workHas anuntiedshoelace forthe entiredaySays, “Mymom/dadtold me Idon’t have todo that”Draws allover theirdesk insteadof theirpaperTattles aboutsomethingcompletelyrandomAsks,“Can wehave afree day?”Insists they“weren’t talking”even thoughyou just heardthemClaims theirChromebook/tablet“isn’t working” butjust didn’t turn it onSays, “Thisis boring”loud enoughfor the wholeclass to hearBrings arandomtoy toclassWears shirtbackwardsor insideoutTries tohide a yawnbut failsmiserablyAsks to go tothebathroomright afterrecessAccidentallycalls theteacher“Mom” or“Dad”Refuses totake thetop paperin the stackAsks an off-topicquestion inthe middle ofa lessonInsists theyhave a realemergency,but it’s just ahangnailAsks, “Is thisfor a grade?”before evenattemptingthe workSneezesdirectly ontheteacherSays, “I don’tget it” beforeeven readingthedirectionsRaises theirhand and thenforgets whatthey weregoing to saySays, “But Iwasn’trunning!”while clearlyrunningAsks, “Are wedoing anythingfun today?” asif class isnormally boringClaims theirpencil wasstolen (butit’s in theirhand)Argues thatthey weren’ttalking—itwas “theother person”Says, “I wasn’tplaying, I wasjust holding it”when caughtwith a toyComplainsthey are“soooo thirsty”right aftercoming insideDrops theireraser and itrolls acrossthe entireclassroomBrings awater bottlethe size ofa toddlerBrings anextremelyweird itemfor show andtellForgets theirbackpack,but bringstheir iPad ortoyLaughsuncontrollablyfor no reasonRaises theirhand butstarts talkingbefore youcall on themGets glueeverywhereexcept onthe paperPretends theydon’t knowwhere to turnsomething in,despite doing itdailyTries tosecretly eata snackduring classDrops theirentirepencil boxon the floorClaims they“aren’t tired”but is visiblyfalling asleepPuts theirshoes onthe wrongfeetLicks glueor eatsPlay-DohBreaks theirpencil onpurpose toavoid workAsks, “When’slunch?” fiveminutes aftereatingbreakfastSays a badword (thenimmediatelylooks at you)Randomlystarts doingcartwheelsor spins incirclesWrites theirname inGIANTletters ontheir paperSays, “Can Igo to thenurse?” for atiny papercutBringssomething veryquestionablefrom home toshow the classStands uprandomly inthe middle ofthe lessonSingsrandomlyduring silentwork timeCriesbecausethey don’tlike snacktimeSays, “I’mdone!” andthen realizesthey skippedhalf the workHas anuntiedshoelace forthe entiredaySays, “Mymom/dadtold me Idon’t have todo that”Draws allover theirdesk insteadof theirpaperTattles aboutsomethingcompletelyrandomAsks,“Can wehave afree day?”Insists they“weren’t talking”even thoughyou just heardthemClaims theirChromebook/tablet“isn’t working” butjust didn’t turn it onSays, “Thisis boring”loud enoughfor the wholeclass to hearBrings arandomtoy toclassWears shirtbackwardsor insideoutTries tohide a yawnbut failsmiserablyAsks to go tothebathroomright afterrecessAccidentallycalls theteacher“Mom” or“Dad”Refuses totake thetop paperin the stackAsks an off-topicquestion inthe middle ofa lessonInsists theyhave a realemergency,but it’s just ahangnailAsks, “Is thisfor a grade?”before evenattemptingthe workSneezesdirectly ontheteacherSays, “I don’tget it” beforeeven readingthedirectionsRaises theirhand and thenforgets whatthey weregoing to saySays, “But Iwasn’trunning!”while clearlyrunningAsks, “Are wedoing anythingfun today?” asif class isnormally boringClaims theirpencil wasstolen (butit’s in theirhand)Argues thatthey weren’ttalking—itwas “theother person”Says, “I wasn’tplaying, I wasjust holding it”when caughtwith a toyComplainsthey are“soooo thirsty”right aftercoming insideDrops theireraser and itrolls acrossthe entireclassroomBrings awater bottlethe size ofa toddlerBrings anextremelyweird itemfor show andtellForgets theirbackpack,but bringstheir iPad ortoyLaughsuncontrollablyfor no reasonRaises theirhand butstarts talkingbefore youcall on themGets glueeverywhereexcept onthe paperPretends theydon’t knowwhere to turnsomething in,despite doing itdailyTries tosecretly eata snackduring classDrops theirentirepencil boxon the floorClaims they“aren’t tired”but is visiblyfalling asleepPuts theirshoes onthe wrongfeetLicks glueor eatsPlay-DohBreaks theirpencil onpurpose toavoid workAsks, “When’slunch?” fiveminutes aftereatingbreakfastSays a badword (thenimmediatelylooks at you)Randomlystarts doingcartwheelsor spins incirclesWrites theirname inGIANTletters ontheir paperSays, “Can Igo to thenurse?” for atiny papercutBringssomething veryquestionablefrom home toshow the classStands uprandomly inthe middle ofthe lesson

“You Can’t Make This Up” Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Sings randomly during silent work time
  2. Cries because they don’t like snack time
  3. Says, “I’m done!” and then realizes they skipped half the work
  4. Has an untied shoelace for the entire day
  5. Says, “My mom/dad told me I don’t have to do that”
  6. Draws all over their desk instead of their paper
  7. Tattles about something completely random
  8. Asks, “Can we have a free day?”
  9. Insists they “weren’t talking” even though you just heard them
  10. Claims their Chromebook/tablet “isn’t working” but just didn’t turn it on
  11. Says, “This is boring” loud enough for the whole class to hear
  12. Brings a random toy to class
  13. Wears shirt backwards or inside out
  14. Tries to hide a yawn but fails miserably
  15. Asks to go to the bathroom right after recess
  16. Accidentally calls the teacher “Mom” or “Dad”
  17. Refuses to take the top paper in the stack
  18. Asks an off-topic question in the middle of a lesson
  19. Insists they have a real emergency, but it’s just a hangnail
  20. Asks, “Is this for a grade?” before even attempting the work
  21. Sneezes directly on the teacher
  22. Says, “I don’t get it” before even reading the directions
  23. Raises their hand and then forgets what they were going to say
  24. Says, “But I wasn’t running!” while clearly running
  25. Asks, “Are we doing anything fun today?” as if class is normally boring
  26. Claims their pencil was stolen (but it’s in their hand)
  27. Argues that they weren’t talking—it was “the other person”
  28. Says, “I wasn’t playing, I was just holding it” when caught with a toy
  29. Complains they are “soooo thirsty” right after coming inside
  30. Drops their eraser and it rolls across the entire classroom
  31. Brings a water bottle the size of a toddler
  32. Brings an extremely weird item for show and tell
  33. Forgets their backpack, but brings their iPad or toy
  34. Laughs uncontrollably for no reason
  35. Raises their hand but starts talking before you call on them
  36. Gets glue everywhere except on the paper
  37. Pretends they don’t know where to turn something in, despite doing it daily
  38. Tries to secretly eat a snack during class
  39. Drops their entire pencil box on the floor
  40. Claims they “aren’t tired” but is visibly falling asleep
  41. Puts their shoes on the wrong feet
  42. Licks glue or eats Play-Doh
  43. Breaks their pencil on purpose to avoid work
  44. Asks, “When’s lunch?” five minutes after eating breakfast
  45. Says a bad word (then immediately looks at you)
  46. Randomly starts doing cartwheels or spins in circles
  47. Writes their name in GIANT letters on their paper
  48. Says, “Can I go to the nurse?” for a tiny paper cut
  49. Brings something very questionable from home to show the class
  50. Stands up randomly in the middle of the lesson