Writes theirname inGIANTletters ontheir paperBrings anextremelyweird itemfor show andtellBreaks theirpencil onpurpose toavoid workInsists theyhave a realemergency,but it’s just ahangnailCriesbecausethey don’tlike snacktimeBringssomething veryquestionablefrom home toshow the classSays, “Can Igo to thenurse?” for atiny papercutTattles aboutsomethingcompletelyrandomForgets theirbackpack,but bringstheir iPad ortoySays, “I don’tget it” beforeeven readingthedirectionsSingsrandomlyduring silentwork timeGets glueeverywhereexcept onthe paperDrops theirentirepencil boxon the floorPuts theirshoes onthe wrongfeetDraws allover theirdesk insteadof theirpaperAsks, “Are wedoing anythingfun today?” asif class isnormally boringSays, “Mymom/dadtold me Idon’t have todo that”Licks glueor eatsPlay-DohWears shirtbackwardsor insideoutTries tosecretly eata snackduring classDrops theireraser and itrolls acrossthe entireclassroomAccidentallycalls theteacher“Mom” or“Dad”Claims theirpencil wasstolen (butit’s in theirhand)Says, “Thisis boring”loud enoughfor the wholeclass to hearRaises theirhand butstarts talkingbefore youcall on themAsks, “Is thisfor a grade?”before evenattemptingthe workArgues thatthey weren’ttalking—itwas “theother person”Claims theirChromebook/tablet“isn’t working” butjust didn’t turn it onClaims they“aren’t tired”but is visiblyfalling asleepAsks,“Can wehave afree day?”Randomlystarts doingcartwheelsor spins incirclesPretends theydon’t knowwhere to turnsomething in,despite doing itdailySays, “I wasn’tplaying, I wasjust holding it”when caughtwith a toyAsks to go tothebathroomright afterrecessAsks, “When’slunch?” fiveminutes aftereatingbreakfastBrings awater bottlethe size ofa toddlerSays a badword (thenimmediatelylooks at you)Sneezesdirectly ontheteacherInsists they“weren’t talking”even thoughyou just heardthemLaughsuncontrollablyfor no reasonHas anuntiedshoelace forthe entiredayStands uprandomly inthe middle ofthe lessonSays, “I’mdone!” andthen realizesthey skippedhalf the workComplainsthey are“soooo thirsty”right aftercoming insideTries tohide a yawnbut failsmiserablyRefuses totake thetop paperin the stackSays, “But Iwasn’trunning!”while clearlyrunningRaises theirhand and thenforgets whatthey weregoing to sayBrings arandomtoy toclassAsks an off-topicquestion inthe middle ofa lessonWrites theirname inGIANTletters ontheir paperBrings anextremelyweird itemfor show andtellBreaks theirpencil onpurpose toavoid workInsists theyhave a realemergency,but it’s just ahangnailCriesbecausethey don’tlike snacktimeBringssomething veryquestionablefrom home toshow the classSays, “Can Igo to thenurse?” for atiny papercutTattles aboutsomethingcompletelyrandomForgets theirbackpack,but bringstheir iPad ortoySays, “I don’tget it” beforeeven readingthedirectionsSingsrandomlyduring silentwork timeGets glueeverywhereexcept onthe paperDrops theirentirepencil boxon the floorPuts theirshoes onthe wrongfeetDraws allover theirdesk insteadof theirpaperAsks, “Are wedoing anythingfun today?” asif class isnormally boringSays, “Mymom/dadtold me Idon’t have todo that”Licks glueor eatsPlay-DohWears shirtbackwardsor insideoutTries tosecretly eata snackduring classDrops theireraser and itrolls acrossthe entireclassroomAccidentallycalls theteacher“Mom” or“Dad”Claims theirpencil wasstolen (butit’s in theirhand)Says, “Thisis boring”loud enoughfor the wholeclass to hearRaises theirhand butstarts talkingbefore youcall on themAsks, “Is thisfor a grade?”before evenattemptingthe workArgues thatthey weren’ttalking—itwas “theother person”Claims theirChromebook/tablet“isn’t working” butjust didn’t turn it onClaims they“aren’t tired”but is visiblyfalling asleepAsks,“Can wehave afree day?”Randomlystarts doingcartwheelsor spins incirclesPretends theydon’t knowwhere to turnsomething in,despite doing itdailySays, “I wasn’tplaying, I wasjust holding it”when caughtwith a toyAsks to go tothebathroomright afterrecessAsks, “When’slunch?” fiveminutes aftereatingbreakfastBrings awater bottlethe size ofa toddlerSays a badword (thenimmediatelylooks at you)Sneezesdirectly ontheteacherInsists they“weren’t talking”even thoughyou just heardthemLaughsuncontrollablyfor no reasonHas anuntiedshoelace forthe entiredayStands uprandomly inthe middle ofthe lessonSays, “I’mdone!” andthen realizesthey skippedhalf the workComplainsthey are“soooo thirsty”right aftercoming insideTries tohide a yawnbut failsmiserablyRefuses totake thetop paperin the stackSays, “But Iwasn’trunning!”while clearlyrunningRaises theirhand and thenforgets whatthey weregoing to sayBrings arandomtoy toclassAsks an off-topicquestion inthe middle ofa lesson

“You Can’t Make This Up” Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Writes their name in GIANT letters on their paper
  2. Brings an extremely weird item for show and tell
  3. Breaks their pencil on purpose to avoid work
  4. Insists they have a real emergency, but it’s just a hangnail
  5. Cries because they don’t like snack time
  6. Brings something very questionable from home to show the class
  7. Says, “Can I go to the nurse?” for a tiny paper cut
  8. Tattles about something completely random
  9. Forgets their backpack, but brings their iPad or toy
  10. Says, “I don’t get it” before even reading the directions
  11. Sings randomly during silent work time
  12. Gets glue everywhere except on the paper
  13. Drops their entire pencil box on the floor
  14. Puts their shoes on the wrong feet
  15. Draws all over their desk instead of their paper
  16. Asks, “Are we doing anything fun today?” as if class is normally boring
  17. Says, “My mom/dad told me I don’t have to do that”
  18. Licks glue or eats Play-Doh
  19. Wears shirt backwards or inside out
  20. Tries to secretly eat a snack during class
  21. Drops their eraser and it rolls across the entire classroom
  22. Accidentally calls the teacher “Mom” or “Dad”
  23. Claims their pencil was stolen (but it’s in their hand)
  24. Says, “This is boring” loud enough for the whole class to hear
  25. Raises their hand but starts talking before you call on them
  26. Asks, “Is this for a grade?” before even attempting the work
  27. Argues that they weren’t talking—it was “the other person”
  28. Claims their Chromebook/tablet “isn’t working” but just didn’t turn it on
  29. Claims they “aren’t tired” but is visibly falling asleep
  30. Asks, “Can we have a free day?”
  31. Randomly starts doing cartwheels or spins in circles
  32. Pretends they don’t know where to turn something in, despite doing it daily
  33. Says, “I wasn’t playing, I was just holding it” when caught with a toy
  34. Asks to go to the bathroom right after recess
  35. Asks, “When’s lunch?” five minutes after eating breakfast
  36. Brings a water bottle the size of a toddler
  37. Says a bad word (then immediately looks at you)
  38. Sneezes directly on the teacher
  39. Insists they “weren’t talking” even though you just heard them
  40. Laughs uncontrollably for no reason
  41. Has an untied shoelace for the entire day
  42. Stands up randomly in the middle of the lesson
  43. Says, “I’m done!” and then realizes they skipped half the work
  44. Complains they are “soooo thirsty” right after coming inside
  45. Tries to hide a yawn but fails miserably
  46. Refuses to take the top paper in the stack
  47. Says, “But I wasn’t running!” while clearly running
  48. Raises their hand and then forgets what they were going to say
  49. Brings a random toy to class
  50. Asks an off-topic question in the middle of a lesson