Asks, “Is thisfor a grade?”before evenattemptingthe workSays, “Can Igo to thenurse?” for atiny papercutForgets theirbackpack,but bringstheir iPad ortoySays, “I’mdone!” andthen realizesthey skippedhalf the workAsks to go tothebathroomright afterrecessRaises theirhand butstarts talkingbefore youcall on themAsks, “Are wedoing anythingfun today?” asif class isnormally boringTries tosecretly eata snackduring classPuts theirshoes onthe wrongfeetGets glueeverywhereexcept onthe paperSneezesdirectly ontheteacherPretends theydon’t knowwhere to turnsomething in,despite doing itdailyLaughsuncontrollablyfor no reasonAccidentallycalls theteacher“Mom” or“Dad”Stands uprandomly inthe middle ofthe lessonBreaks theirpencil onpurpose toavoid workSays, “I wasn’tplaying, I wasjust holding it”when caughtwith a toyRefuses totake thetop paperin the stackHas anuntiedshoelace forthe entiredayDrops theirentirepencil boxon the floorSays, “I don’tget it” beforeeven readingthedirectionsRaises theirhand and thenforgets whatthey weregoing to sayWrites theirname inGIANTletters ontheir paperTattles aboutsomethingcompletelyrandomArgues thatthey weren’ttalking—itwas “theother person”Asks,“Can wehave afree day?”Brings awater bottlethe size ofa toddlerAsks an off-topicquestion inthe middle ofa lessonSays, “Thisis boring”loud enoughfor the wholeclass to hearSays, “Mymom/dadtold me Idon’t have todo that”Randomlystarts doingcartwheelsor spins incirclesClaims they“aren’t tired”but is visiblyfalling asleepSays a badword (thenimmediatelylooks at you)Draws allover theirdesk insteadof theirpaperBrings anextremelyweird itemfor show andtellClaims theirChromebook/tablet“isn’t working” butjust didn’t turn it onTries tohide a yawnbut failsmiserablyComplainsthey are“soooo thirsty”right aftercoming insideCriesbecausethey don’tlike snacktimeBrings arandomtoy toclassAsks, “When’slunch?” fiveminutes aftereatingbreakfastWears shirtbackwardsor insideoutLicks glueor eatsPlay-DohBringssomething veryquestionablefrom home toshow the classInsists they“weren’t talking”even thoughyou just heardthemInsists theyhave a realemergency,but it’s just ahangnailDrops theireraser and itrolls acrossthe entireclassroomClaims theirpencil wasstolen (butit’s in theirhand)Singsrandomlyduring silentwork timeSays, “But Iwasn’trunning!”while clearlyrunningAsks, “Is thisfor a grade?”before evenattemptingthe workSays, “Can Igo to thenurse?” for atiny papercutForgets theirbackpack,but bringstheir iPad ortoySays, “I’mdone!” andthen realizesthey skippedhalf the workAsks to go tothebathroomright afterrecessRaises theirhand butstarts talkingbefore youcall on themAsks, “Are wedoing anythingfun today?” asif class isnormally boringTries tosecretly eata snackduring classPuts theirshoes onthe wrongfeetGets glueeverywhereexcept onthe paperSneezesdirectly ontheteacherPretends theydon’t knowwhere to turnsomething in,despite doing itdailyLaughsuncontrollablyfor no reasonAccidentallycalls theteacher“Mom” or“Dad”Stands uprandomly inthe middle ofthe lessonBreaks theirpencil onpurpose toavoid workSays, “I wasn’tplaying, I wasjust holding it”when caughtwith a toyRefuses totake thetop paperin the stackHas anuntiedshoelace forthe entiredayDrops theirentirepencil boxon the floorSays, “I don’tget it” beforeeven readingthedirectionsRaises theirhand and thenforgets whatthey weregoing to sayWrites theirname inGIANTletters ontheir paperTattles aboutsomethingcompletelyrandomArgues thatthey weren’ttalking—itwas “theother person”Asks,“Can wehave afree day?”Brings awater bottlethe size ofa toddlerAsks an off-topicquestion inthe middle ofa lessonSays, “Thisis boring”loud enoughfor the wholeclass to hearSays, “Mymom/dadtold me Idon’t have todo that”Randomlystarts doingcartwheelsor spins incirclesClaims they“aren’t tired”but is visiblyfalling asleepSays a badword (thenimmediatelylooks at you)Draws allover theirdesk insteadof theirpaperBrings anextremelyweird itemfor show andtellClaims theirChromebook/tablet“isn’t working” butjust didn’t turn it onTries tohide a yawnbut failsmiserablyComplainsthey are“soooo thirsty”right aftercoming insideCriesbecausethey don’tlike snacktimeBrings arandomtoy toclassAsks, “When’slunch?” fiveminutes aftereatingbreakfastWears shirtbackwardsor insideoutLicks glueor eatsPlay-DohBringssomething veryquestionablefrom home toshow the classInsists they“weren’t talking”even thoughyou just heardthemInsists theyhave a realemergency,but it’s just ahangnailDrops theireraser and itrolls acrossthe entireclassroomClaims theirpencil wasstolen (butit’s in theirhand)Singsrandomlyduring silentwork timeSays, “But Iwasn’trunning!”while clearlyrunning

“You Can’t Make This Up” Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Asks, “Is this for a grade?” before even attempting the work
  2. Says, “Can I go to the nurse?” for a tiny paper cut
  3. Forgets their backpack, but brings their iPad or toy
  4. Says, “I’m done!” and then realizes they skipped half the work
  5. Asks to go to the bathroom right after recess
  6. Raises their hand but starts talking before you call on them
  7. Asks, “Are we doing anything fun today?” as if class is normally boring
  8. Tries to secretly eat a snack during class
  9. Puts their shoes on the wrong feet
  10. Gets glue everywhere except on the paper
  11. Sneezes directly on the teacher
  12. Pretends they don’t know where to turn something in, despite doing it daily
  13. Laughs uncontrollably for no reason
  14. Accidentally calls the teacher “Mom” or “Dad”
  15. Stands up randomly in the middle of the lesson
  16. Breaks their pencil on purpose to avoid work
  17. Says, “I wasn’t playing, I was just holding it” when caught with a toy
  18. Refuses to take the top paper in the stack
  19. Has an untied shoelace for the entire day
  20. Drops their entire pencil box on the floor
  21. Says, “I don’t get it” before even reading the directions
  22. Raises their hand and then forgets what they were going to say
  23. Writes their name in GIANT letters on their paper
  24. Tattles about something completely random
  25. Argues that they weren’t talking—it was “the other person”
  26. Asks, “Can we have a free day?”
  27. Brings a water bottle the size of a toddler
  28. Asks an off-topic question in the middle of a lesson
  29. Says, “This is boring” loud enough for the whole class to hear
  30. Says, “My mom/dad told me I don’t have to do that”
  31. Randomly starts doing cartwheels or spins in circles
  32. Claims they “aren’t tired” but is visibly falling asleep
  33. Says a bad word (then immediately looks at you)
  34. Draws all over their desk instead of their paper
  35. Brings an extremely weird item for show and tell
  36. Claims their Chromebook/tablet “isn’t working” but just didn’t turn it on
  37. Tries to hide a yawn but fails miserably
  38. Complains they are “soooo thirsty” right after coming inside
  39. Cries because they don’t like snack time
  40. Brings a random toy to class
  41. Asks, “When’s lunch?” five minutes after eating breakfast
  42. Wears shirt backwards or inside out
  43. Licks glue or eats Play-Doh
  44. Brings something very questionable from home to show the class
  45. Insists they “weren’t talking” even though you just heard them
  46. Insists they have a real emergency, but it’s just a hangnail
  47. Drops their eraser and it rolls across the entire classroom
  48. Claims their pencil was stolen (but it’s in their hand)
  49. Sings randomly during silent work time
  50. Says, “But I wasn’t running!” while clearly running