Says, “Mymom/dadtold me Idon’t have todo that”Brings anextremelyweird itemfor show andtellClaims theirpencil wasstolen (butit’s in theirhand)Draws allover theirdesk insteadof theirpaperSays a badword (thenimmediatelylooks at you)Randomlystarts doingcartwheelsor spins incirclesAsks an off-topicquestion inthe middle ofa lessonTries tosecretly eata snackduring classBrings arandomtoy toclassAsks, “When’slunch?” fiveminutes aftereatingbreakfastGets glueeverywhereexcept onthe paperAsks, “Is thisfor a grade?”before evenattemptingthe workInsists they“weren’t talking”even thoughyou just heardthemWears shirtbackwardsor insideoutPretends theydon’t knowwhere to turnsomething in,despite doing itdailyForgets theirbackpack,but bringstheir iPad ortoyRaises theirhand butstarts talkingbefore youcall on themDrops theirentirepencil boxon the floorInsists theyhave a realemergency,but it’s just ahangnailLaughsuncontrollablyfor no reasonSays, “Thisis boring”loud enoughfor the wholeclass to hearPuts theirshoes onthe wrongfeetAccidentallycalls theteacher“Mom” or“Dad”Asks to go tothebathroomright afterrecessComplainsthey are“soooo thirsty”right aftercoming insideHas anuntiedshoelace forthe entiredayRefuses totake thetop paperin the stackLicks glueor eatsPlay-DohRaises theirhand and thenforgets whatthey weregoing to sayClaims theirChromebook/tablet“isn’t working” butjust didn’t turn it onCriesbecausethey don’tlike snacktimeAsks,“Can wehave afree day?”Tattles aboutsomethingcompletelyrandomWrites theirname inGIANTletters ontheir paperSays, “But Iwasn’trunning!”while clearlyrunningClaims they“aren’t tired”but is visiblyfalling asleepAsks, “Are wedoing anythingfun today?” asif class isnormally boringTries tohide a yawnbut failsmiserablyBrings awater bottlethe size ofa toddlerStands uprandomly inthe middle ofthe lessonSingsrandomlyduring silentwork timeSneezesdirectly ontheteacherBringssomething veryquestionablefrom home toshow the classSays, “Can Igo to thenurse?” for atiny papercutBreaks theirpencil onpurpose toavoid workArgues thatthey weren’ttalking—itwas “theother person”Says, “I wasn’tplaying, I wasjust holding it”when caughtwith a toyDrops theireraser and itrolls acrossthe entireclassroomSays, “I don’tget it” beforeeven readingthedirectionsSays, “I’mdone!” andthen realizesthey skippedhalf the workSays, “Mymom/dadtold me Idon’t have todo that”Brings anextremelyweird itemfor show andtellClaims theirpencil wasstolen (butit’s in theirhand)Draws allover theirdesk insteadof theirpaperSays a badword (thenimmediatelylooks at you)Randomlystarts doingcartwheelsor spins incirclesAsks an off-topicquestion inthe middle ofa lessonTries tosecretly eata snackduring classBrings arandomtoy toclassAsks, “When’slunch?” fiveminutes aftereatingbreakfastGets glueeverywhereexcept onthe paperAsks, “Is thisfor a grade?”before evenattemptingthe workInsists they“weren’t talking”even thoughyou just heardthemWears shirtbackwardsor insideoutPretends theydon’t knowwhere to turnsomething in,despite doing itdailyForgets theirbackpack,but bringstheir iPad ortoyRaises theirhand butstarts talkingbefore youcall on themDrops theirentirepencil boxon the floorInsists theyhave a realemergency,but it’s just ahangnailLaughsuncontrollablyfor no reasonSays, “Thisis boring”loud enoughfor the wholeclass to hearPuts theirshoes onthe wrongfeetAccidentallycalls theteacher“Mom” or“Dad”Asks to go tothebathroomright afterrecessComplainsthey are“soooo thirsty”right aftercoming insideHas anuntiedshoelace forthe entiredayRefuses totake thetop paperin the stackLicks glueor eatsPlay-DohRaises theirhand and thenforgets whatthey weregoing to sayClaims theirChromebook/tablet“isn’t working” butjust didn’t turn it onCriesbecausethey don’tlike snacktimeAsks,“Can wehave afree day?”Tattles aboutsomethingcompletelyrandomWrites theirname inGIANTletters ontheir paperSays, “But Iwasn’trunning!”while clearlyrunningClaims they“aren’t tired”but is visiblyfalling asleepAsks, “Are wedoing anythingfun today?” asif class isnormally boringTries tohide a yawnbut failsmiserablyBrings awater bottlethe size ofa toddlerStands uprandomly inthe middle ofthe lessonSingsrandomlyduring silentwork timeSneezesdirectly ontheteacherBringssomething veryquestionablefrom home toshow the classSays, “Can Igo to thenurse?” for atiny papercutBreaks theirpencil onpurpose toavoid workArgues thatthey weren’ttalking—itwas “theother person”Says, “I wasn’tplaying, I wasjust holding it”when caughtwith a toyDrops theireraser and itrolls acrossthe entireclassroomSays, “I don’tget it” beforeeven readingthedirectionsSays, “I’mdone!” andthen realizesthey skippedhalf the work

“You Can’t Make This Up” Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Says, “My mom/dad told me I don’t have to do that”
  2. Brings an extremely weird item for show and tell
  3. Claims their pencil was stolen (but it’s in their hand)
  4. Draws all over their desk instead of their paper
  5. Says a bad word (then immediately looks at you)
  6. Randomly starts doing cartwheels or spins in circles
  7. Asks an off-topic question in the middle of a lesson
  8. Tries to secretly eat a snack during class
  9. Brings a random toy to class
  10. Asks, “When’s lunch?” five minutes after eating breakfast
  11. Gets glue everywhere except on the paper
  12. Asks, “Is this for a grade?” before even attempting the work
  13. Insists they “weren’t talking” even though you just heard them
  14. Wears shirt backwards or inside out
  15. Pretends they don’t know where to turn something in, despite doing it daily
  16. Forgets their backpack, but brings their iPad or toy
  17. Raises their hand but starts talking before you call on them
  18. Drops their entire pencil box on the floor
  19. Insists they have a real emergency, but it’s just a hangnail
  20. Laughs uncontrollably for no reason
  21. Says, “This is boring” loud enough for the whole class to hear
  22. Puts their shoes on the wrong feet
  23. Accidentally calls the teacher “Mom” or “Dad”
  24. Asks to go to the bathroom right after recess
  25. Complains they are “soooo thirsty” right after coming inside
  26. Has an untied shoelace for the entire day
  27. Refuses to take the top paper in the stack
  28. Licks glue or eats Play-Doh
  29. Raises their hand and then forgets what they were going to say
  30. Claims their Chromebook/tablet “isn’t working” but just didn’t turn it on
  31. Cries because they don’t like snack time
  32. Asks, “Can we have a free day?”
  33. Tattles about something completely random
  34. Writes their name in GIANT letters on their paper
  35. Says, “But I wasn’t running!” while clearly running
  36. Claims they “aren’t tired” but is visibly falling asleep
  37. Asks, “Are we doing anything fun today?” as if class is normally boring
  38. Tries to hide a yawn but fails miserably
  39. Brings a water bottle the size of a toddler
  40. Stands up randomly in the middle of the lesson
  41. Sings randomly during silent work time
  42. Sneezes directly on the teacher
  43. Brings something very questionable from home to show the class
  44. Says, “Can I go to the nurse?” for a tiny paper cut
  45. Breaks their pencil on purpose to avoid work
  46. Argues that they weren’t talking—it was “the other person”
  47. Says, “I wasn’t playing, I was just holding it” when caught with a toy
  48. Drops their eraser and it rolls across the entire classroom
  49. Says, “I don’t get it” before even reading the directions
  50. Says, “I’m done!” and then realizes they skipped half the work