Asks, “Is thisfor a grade?”before evenattemptingthe workInsists theyhave a realemergency,but it’s just ahangnailBreaks theirpencil onpurpose toavoid workSays, “I wasn’tplaying, I wasjust holding it”when caughtwith a toyStands uprandomly inthe middle ofthe lessonAsks,“Can wehave afree day?”Singsrandomlyduring silentwork timeLaughsuncontrollablyfor no reasonSays, “I don’tget it” beforeeven readingthedirectionsClaims they“aren’t tired”but is visiblyfalling asleepWrites theirname inGIANTletters ontheir paperAsks to go tothebathroomright afterrecessAsks, “Are wedoing anythingfun today?” asif class isnormally boringRefuses totake thetop paperin the stackRandomlystarts doingcartwheelsor spins incirclesSays, “But Iwasn’trunning!”while clearlyrunningBrings anextremelyweird itemfor show andtellCriesbecausethey don’tlike snacktimeAccidentallycalls theteacher“Mom” or“Dad”Raises theirhand and thenforgets whatthey weregoing to sayBringssomething veryquestionablefrom home toshow the classClaims theirpencil wasstolen (butit’s in theirhand)Complainsthey are“soooo thirsty”right aftercoming insidePretends theydon’t knowwhere to turnsomething in,despite doing itdailySays, “Can Igo to thenurse?” for atiny papercutTattles aboutsomethingcompletelyrandomTries tosecretly eata snackduring classForgets theirbackpack,but bringstheir iPad ortoyRaises theirhand butstarts talkingbefore youcall on themSays, “Thisis boring”loud enoughfor the wholeclass to hearBrings awater bottlethe size ofa toddlerPuts theirshoes onthe wrongfeetGets glueeverywhereexcept onthe paperSneezesdirectly ontheteacherWears shirtbackwardsor insideoutAsks an off-topicquestion inthe middle ofa lessonSays, “Mymom/dadtold me Idon’t have todo that”Says a badword (thenimmediatelylooks at you)Draws allover theirdesk insteadof theirpaperTries tohide a yawnbut failsmiserablyHas anuntiedshoelace forthe entiredayClaims theirChromebook/tablet“isn’t working” butjust didn’t turn it onDrops theirentirepencil boxon the floorInsists they“weren’t talking”even thoughyou just heardthemBrings arandomtoy toclassLicks glueor eatsPlay-DohSays, “I’mdone!” andthen realizesthey skippedhalf the workAsks, “When’slunch?” fiveminutes aftereatingbreakfastArgues thatthey weren’ttalking—itwas “theother person”Drops theireraser and itrolls acrossthe entireclassroomAsks, “Is thisfor a grade?”before evenattemptingthe workInsists theyhave a realemergency,but it’s just ahangnailBreaks theirpencil onpurpose toavoid workSays, “I wasn’tplaying, I wasjust holding it”when caughtwith a toyStands uprandomly inthe middle ofthe lessonAsks,“Can wehave afree day?”Singsrandomlyduring silentwork timeLaughsuncontrollablyfor no reasonSays, “I don’tget it” beforeeven readingthedirectionsClaims they“aren’t tired”but is visiblyfalling asleepWrites theirname inGIANTletters ontheir paperAsks to go tothebathroomright afterrecessAsks, “Are wedoing anythingfun today?” asif class isnormally boringRefuses totake thetop paperin the stackRandomlystarts doingcartwheelsor spins incirclesSays, “But Iwasn’trunning!”while clearlyrunningBrings anextremelyweird itemfor show andtellCriesbecausethey don’tlike snacktimeAccidentallycalls theteacher“Mom” or“Dad”Raises theirhand and thenforgets whatthey weregoing to sayBringssomething veryquestionablefrom home toshow the classClaims theirpencil wasstolen (butit’s in theirhand)Complainsthey are“soooo thirsty”right aftercoming insidePretends theydon’t knowwhere to turnsomething in,despite doing itdailySays, “Can Igo to thenurse?” for atiny papercutTattles aboutsomethingcompletelyrandomTries tosecretly eata snackduring classForgets theirbackpack,but bringstheir iPad ortoyRaises theirhand butstarts talkingbefore youcall on themSays, “Thisis boring”loud enoughfor the wholeclass to hearBrings awater bottlethe size ofa toddlerPuts theirshoes onthe wrongfeetGets glueeverywhereexcept onthe paperSneezesdirectly ontheteacherWears shirtbackwardsor insideoutAsks an off-topicquestion inthe middle ofa lessonSays, “Mymom/dadtold me Idon’t have todo that”Says a badword (thenimmediatelylooks at you)Draws allover theirdesk insteadof theirpaperTries tohide a yawnbut failsmiserablyHas anuntiedshoelace forthe entiredayClaims theirChromebook/tablet“isn’t working” butjust didn’t turn it onDrops theirentirepencil boxon the floorInsists they“weren’t talking”even thoughyou just heardthemBrings arandomtoy toclassLicks glueor eatsPlay-DohSays, “I’mdone!” andthen realizesthey skippedhalf the workAsks, “When’slunch?” fiveminutes aftereatingbreakfastArgues thatthey weren’ttalking—itwas “theother person”Drops theireraser and itrolls acrossthe entireclassroom

“You Can’t Make This Up” Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Asks, “Is this for a grade?” before even attempting the work
  2. Insists they have a real emergency, but it’s just a hangnail
  3. Breaks their pencil on purpose to avoid work
  4. Says, “I wasn’t playing, I was just holding it” when caught with a toy
  5. Stands up randomly in the middle of the lesson
  6. Asks, “Can we have a free day?”
  7. Sings randomly during silent work time
  8. Laughs uncontrollably for no reason
  9. Says, “I don’t get it” before even reading the directions
  10. Claims they “aren’t tired” but is visibly falling asleep
  11. Writes their name in GIANT letters on their paper
  12. Asks to go to the bathroom right after recess
  13. Asks, “Are we doing anything fun today?” as if class is normally boring
  14. Refuses to take the top paper in the stack
  15. Randomly starts doing cartwheels or spins in circles
  16. Says, “But I wasn’t running!” while clearly running
  17. Brings an extremely weird item for show and tell
  18. Cries because they don’t like snack time
  19. Accidentally calls the teacher “Mom” or “Dad”
  20. Raises their hand and then forgets what they were going to say
  21. Brings something very questionable from home to show the class
  22. Claims their pencil was stolen (but it’s in their hand)
  23. Complains they are “soooo thirsty” right after coming inside
  24. Pretends they don’t know where to turn something in, despite doing it daily
  25. Says, “Can I go to the nurse?” for a tiny paper cut
  26. Tattles about something completely random
  27. Tries to secretly eat a snack during class
  28. Forgets their backpack, but brings their iPad or toy
  29. Raises their hand but starts talking before you call on them
  30. Says, “This is boring” loud enough for the whole class to hear
  31. Brings a water bottle the size of a toddler
  32. Puts their shoes on the wrong feet
  33. Gets glue everywhere except on the paper
  34. Sneezes directly on the teacher
  35. Wears shirt backwards or inside out
  36. Asks an off-topic question in the middle of a lesson
  37. Says, “My mom/dad told me I don’t have to do that”
  38. Says a bad word (then immediately looks at you)
  39. Draws all over their desk instead of their paper
  40. Tries to hide a yawn but fails miserably
  41. Has an untied shoelace for the entire day
  42. Claims their Chromebook/tablet “isn’t working” but just didn’t turn it on
  43. Drops their entire pencil box on the floor
  44. Insists they “weren’t talking” even though you just heard them
  45. Brings a random toy to class
  46. Licks glue or eats Play-Doh
  47. Says, “I’m done!” and then realizes they skipped half the work
  48. Asks, “When’s lunch?” five minutes after eating breakfast
  49. Argues that they weren’t talking—it was “the other person”
  50. Drops their eraser and it rolls across the entire classroom