Stands uprandomly inthe middle ofthe lessonRefuses totake thetop paperin the stackBrings arandomtoy toclassSays, “But Iwasn’trunning!”while clearlyrunningSays, “I wasn’tplaying, I wasjust holding it”when caughtwith a toyDrops theirentirepencil boxon the floorClaims theirpencil wasstolen (butit’s in theirhand)Has anuntiedshoelace forthe entiredayPuts theirshoes onthe wrongfeetComplainsthey are“soooo thirsty”right aftercoming insideInsists they“weren’t talking”even thoughyou just heardthemClaims they“aren’t tired”but is visiblyfalling asleepBreaks theirpencil onpurpose toavoid workSays, “Can Igo to thenurse?” for atiny papercutBringssomething veryquestionablefrom home toshow the classPretends theydon’t knowwhere to turnsomething in,despite doing itdailySays, “Mymom/dadtold me Idon’t have todo that”Asks to go tothebathroomright afterrecessLaughsuncontrollablyfor no reasonAsks, “When’slunch?” fiveminutes aftereatingbreakfastAsks, “Is thisfor a grade?”before evenattemptingthe workTries tohide a yawnbut failsmiserablyClaims theirChromebook/tablet“isn’t working” butjust didn’t turn it onTries tosecretly eata snackduring classSingsrandomlyduring silentwork timeSays, “I’mdone!” andthen realizesthey skippedhalf the workArgues thatthey weren’ttalking—itwas “theother person”Brings awater bottlethe size ofa toddlerAsks,“Can wehave afree day?”Randomlystarts doingcartwheelsor spins incirclesRaises theirhand butstarts talkingbefore youcall on themRaises theirhand and thenforgets whatthey weregoing to sayLicks glueor eatsPlay-DohInsists theyhave a realemergency,but it’s just ahangnailAsks an off-topicquestion inthe middle ofa lessonDraws allover theirdesk insteadof theirpaperSays, “Thisis boring”loud enoughfor the wholeclass to hearCriesbecausethey don’tlike snacktimeAsks, “Are wedoing anythingfun today?” asif class isnormally boringGets glueeverywhereexcept onthe paperSneezesdirectly ontheteacherDrops theireraser and itrolls acrossthe entireclassroomWrites theirname inGIANTletters ontheir paperForgets theirbackpack,but bringstheir iPad ortoyTattles aboutsomethingcompletelyrandomSays, “I don’tget it” beforeeven readingthedirectionsAccidentallycalls theteacher“Mom” or“Dad”Wears shirtbackwardsor insideoutSays a badword (thenimmediatelylooks at you)Brings anextremelyweird itemfor show andtellStands uprandomly inthe middle ofthe lessonRefuses totake thetop paperin the stackBrings arandomtoy toclassSays, “But Iwasn’trunning!”while clearlyrunningSays, “I wasn’tplaying, I wasjust holding it”when caughtwith a toyDrops theirentirepencil boxon the floorClaims theirpencil wasstolen (butit’s in theirhand)Has anuntiedshoelace forthe entiredayPuts theirshoes onthe wrongfeetComplainsthey are“soooo thirsty”right aftercoming insideInsists they“weren’t talking”even thoughyou just heardthemClaims they“aren’t tired”but is visiblyfalling asleepBreaks theirpencil onpurpose toavoid workSays, “Can Igo to thenurse?” for atiny papercutBringssomething veryquestionablefrom home toshow the classPretends theydon’t knowwhere to turnsomething in,despite doing itdailySays, “Mymom/dadtold me Idon’t have todo that”Asks to go tothebathroomright afterrecessLaughsuncontrollablyfor no reasonAsks, “When’slunch?” fiveminutes aftereatingbreakfastAsks, “Is thisfor a grade?”before evenattemptingthe workTries tohide a yawnbut failsmiserablyClaims theirChromebook/tablet“isn’t working” butjust didn’t turn it onTries tosecretly eata snackduring classSingsrandomlyduring silentwork timeSays, “I’mdone!” andthen realizesthey skippedhalf the workArgues thatthey weren’ttalking—itwas “theother person”Brings awater bottlethe size ofa toddlerAsks,“Can wehave afree day?”Randomlystarts doingcartwheelsor spins incirclesRaises theirhand butstarts talkingbefore youcall on themRaises theirhand and thenforgets whatthey weregoing to sayLicks glueor eatsPlay-DohInsists theyhave a realemergency,but it’s just ahangnailAsks an off-topicquestion inthe middle ofa lessonDraws allover theirdesk insteadof theirpaperSays, “Thisis boring”loud enoughfor the wholeclass to hearCriesbecausethey don’tlike snacktimeAsks, “Are wedoing anythingfun today?” asif class isnormally boringGets glueeverywhereexcept onthe paperSneezesdirectly ontheteacherDrops theireraser and itrolls acrossthe entireclassroomWrites theirname inGIANTletters ontheir paperForgets theirbackpack,but bringstheir iPad ortoyTattles aboutsomethingcompletelyrandomSays, “I don’tget it” beforeeven readingthedirectionsAccidentallycalls theteacher“Mom” or“Dad”Wears shirtbackwardsor insideoutSays a badword (thenimmediatelylooks at you)Brings anextremelyweird itemfor show andtell

“You Can’t Make This Up” Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Stands up randomly in the middle of the lesson
  2. Refuses to take the top paper in the stack
  3. Brings a random toy to class
  4. Says, “But I wasn’t running!” while clearly running
  5. Says, “I wasn’t playing, I was just holding it” when caught with a toy
  6. Drops their entire pencil box on the floor
  7. Claims their pencil was stolen (but it’s in their hand)
  8. Has an untied shoelace for the entire day
  9. Puts their shoes on the wrong feet
  10. Complains they are “soooo thirsty” right after coming inside
  11. Insists they “weren’t talking” even though you just heard them
  12. Claims they “aren’t tired” but is visibly falling asleep
  13. Breaks their pencil on purpose to avoid work
  14. Says, “Can I go to the nurse?” for a tiny paper cut
  15. Brings something very questionable from home to show the class
  16. Pretends they don’t know where to turn something in, despite doing it daily
  17. Says, “My mom/dad told me I don’t have to do that”
  18. Asks to go to the bathroom right after recess
  19. Laughs uncontrollably for no reason
  20. Asks, “When’s lunch?” five minutes after eating breakfast
  21. Asks, “Is this for a grade?” before even attempting the work
  22. Tries to hide a yawn but fails miserably
  23. Claims their Chromebook/tablet “isn’t working” but just didn’t turn it on
  24. Tries to secretly eat a snack during class
  25. Sings randomly during silent work time
  26. Says, “I’m done!” and then realizes they skipped half the work
  27. Argues that they weren’t talking—it was “the other person”
  28. Brings a water bottle the size of a toddler
  29. Asks, “Can we have a free day?”
  30. Randomly starts doing cartwheels or spins in circles
  31. Raises their hand but starts talking before you call on them
  32. Raises their hand and then forgets what they were going to say
  33. Licks glue or eats Play-Doh
  34. Insists they have a real emergency, but it’s just a hangnail
  35. Asks an off-topic question in the middle of a lesson
  36. Draws all over their desk instead of their paper
  37. Says, “This is boring” loud enough for the whole class to hear
  38. Cries because they don’t like snack time
  39. Asks, “Are we doing anything fun today?” as if class is normally boring
  40. Gets glue everywhere except on the paper
  41. Sneezes directly on the teacher
  42. Drops their eraser and it rolls across the entire classroom
  43. Writes their name in GIANT letters on their paper
  44. Forgets their backpack, but brings their iPad or toy
  45. Tattles about something completely random
  46. Says, “I don’t get it” before even reading the directions
  47. Accidentally calls the teacher “Mom” or “Dad”
  48. Wears shirt backwards or inside out
  49. Says a bad word (then immediately looks at you)
  50. Brings an extremely weird item for show and tell