"You can't havechocolate whilepregnant orbreastfeeding!Too muchcaffeine"(baby is a fewmonths old)When are youhaving #2??Free!"I always putyou to sleepon your tummywhen you werea baby!""Motherhood isbasically findingactivities forchildren in 3 hourblocks for the restof your life""Won't goto sleep?Whisky inthe gums""Sleepwhenbabysleeps!""I didn't fullywrap my headaround the factthat there wouldbe a person atthe end of it ""Don't holdthem somuch - youwill spoilthem""You think youare tired now?Just you wait tilthe babycomes! ha haha""Don't lift yourarms aboveyour head orthe umbilicalcord will wraparound baby""You can't havechocolate whilepregnant orbreastfeeding!Too muchcaffeine"(baby is a fewmonths old)When are youhaving #2??Free!"I always putyou to sleepon your tummywhen you werea baby!""Motherhood isbasically findingactivities forchildren in 3 hourblocks for the restof your life""Won't goto sleep?Whisky inthe gums""Sleepwhenbabysleeps!""I didn't fullywrap my headaround the factthat there wouldbe a person atthe end of it ""Don't holdthem somuch - youwill spoilthem""You think youare tired now?Just you wait tilthe babycomes! ha haha""Don't lift yourarms aboveyour head orthe umbilicalcord will wraparound baby"

Bad Pregnancy and Mom Advice - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "You can't have chocolate while pregnant or breastfeeding! Too much caffeine"
  2. (baby is a few months old) When are you having #2??
  3. Free!
  4. "I always put you to sleep on your tummy when you were a baby!"
  7. "Motherhood is basically finding activities for children in 3 hour blocks for the rest of your life"
  8. "Won't go to sleep? Whisky in the gums"
  9. "Sleep when baby sleeps!"
  11. "I didn't fully wrap my head around the fact that there would be a person at the end of it "
  13. "Don't hold them so much - you will spoil them"
  14. "You think you are tired now? Just you wait til the baby comes! ha ha ha"
  15. "Don't lift your arms above your head or the umbilical cord will wrap around baby"