"Won't goto sleep?Whisky inthe gums""Motherhood isbasically findingactivities forchildren in 3 hourblocks for the restof your life""Don't lift yourarms aboveyour head orthe umbilicalcord will wraparound baby""Don't holdthem somuch - youwill spoilthem""You can't havechocolate whilepregnant orbreastfeeding!Too muchcaffeine"(baby is a fewmonths old)When are youhaving #2??"I didn't fullywrap my headaround the factthat there wouldbe a person atthe end of it ""Sleepwhenbabysleeps!""I always putyou to sleepon your tummywhen you werea baby!""You think youare tired now?Just you wait tilthe babycomes! ha haha"Free!"Won't goto sleep?Whisky inthe gums""Motherhood isbasically findingactivities forchildren in 3 hourblocks for the restof your life""Don't lift yourarms aboveyour head orthe umbilicalcord will wraparound baby""Don't holdthem somuch - youwill spoilthem""You can't havechocolate whilepregnant orbreastfeeding!Too muchcaffeine"(baby is a fewmonths old)When are youhaving #2??"I didn't fullywrap my headaround the factthat there wouldbe a person atthe end of it ""Sleepwhenbabysleeps!""I always putyou to sleepon your tummywhen you werea baby!""You think youare tired now?Just you wait tilthe babycomes! ha haha"Free!

Bad Pregnancy and Mom Advice - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  2. "Won't go to sleep? Whisky in the gums"
  3. "Motherhood is basically finding activities for children in 3 hour blocks for the rest of your life"
  4. "Don't lift your arms above your head or the umbilical cord will wrap around baby"
  5. "Don't hold them so much - you will spoil them"
  6. "You can't have chocolate while pregnant or breastfeeding! Too much caffeine"
  8. (baby is a few months old) When are you having #2??
  10. "I didn't fully wrap my head around the fact that there would be a person at the end of it "
  12. "Sleep when baby sleeps!"
  14. "I always put you to sleep on your tummy when you were a baby!"
  15. "You think you are tired now? Just you wait til the baby comes! ha ha ha"
  16. Free!