Richardfinally showsus somegrand-babypicturesComplainabout nothaving enoughfaculty andstaff Percycausessome sort ofdistraction Marktells adad joke Someonerealizes that wehave onlyheard opinionsfrom the same3 people HubDis Elizaand Neddisagree Temperatureof TotmanmentionedSomeone opensa can of seltzerbut it sounds likethey arecracking open “acold one”Someonecomplainsabout NIHfunding Elizamessesup tech Forget tomake adecision Richardpolitely triesto get usback ontopic  Nobodysits nextto RVE Student awardscommittees areunclear onprecise timelinefor submissiondeadlines ComplainsaboutSPHHS 600  Complain abouthow expensivesupportinggraduatestudents are Elizaand Nedagree Doesanyonehave anyquestions? Equivalentof, “So whatare wesupposed tobe doing?”We don’t haveenoughresources(Money, people,etc.) for that SomeonementionsJane’sDPE status Someonehas to leaveearly toteach or pickup kids Totmancockroachor mousereferenced Circleback  Someoneawkwardlyclaps whensomeonefinishesspeaking Kath sayssomethingthat isinterpretedas snarky Someone isbusted doingother non-meetingtasks AmericaversusCanadaAnnex The word“track”, “path”,or “subplan”causes a minorbrewhahaI just want tomake surewe're all onthe samepage Nobodyvolunteersto takenotes Markdrinks aDiet Coke Meetingstartslate Richardfinally showsus somegrand-babypicturesComplainabout nothaving enoughfaculty andstaff Percycausessome sort ofdistraction Marktells adad joke Someonerealizes that wehave onlyheard opinionsfrom the same3 people HubDis Elizaand Neddisagree Temperatureof TotmanmentionedSomeone opensa can of seltzerbut it sounds likethey arecracking open “acold one”Someonecomplainsabout NIHfunding Elizamessesup tech Forget tomake adecision Richardpolitely triesto get usback ontopic  Nobodysits nextto RVE Student awardscommittees areunclear onprecise timelinefor submissiondeadlines ComplainsaboutSPHHS 600  Complain abouthow expensivesupportinggraduatestudents are Elizaand Nedagree Doesanyonehave anyquestions? Equivalentof, “So whatare wesupposed tobe doing?”We don’t haveenoughresources(Money, people,etc.) for that SomeonementionsJane’sDPE status Someonehas to leaveearly toteach or pickup kids Totmancockroachor mousereferenced Circleback  Someoneawkwardlyclaps whensomeonefinishesspeaking Kath sayssomethingthat isinterpretedas snarky Someone isbusted doingother non-meetingtasks AmericaversusCanadaAnnex The word“track”, “path”,or “subplan”causes a minorbrewhahaI just want tomake surewe're all onthe samepage Nobodyvolunteersto takenotes Markdrinks aDiet Coke Meetingstartslate 

Faculty Meeting: All jabs were self submitted - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Richard finally shows us some grand-baby pictures
  2. Complain about not having enough faculty and staff
  3. Percy causes some sort of distraction
  4. Mark tells a dad joke
  5. Someone realizes that we have only heard opinions from the same 3 people
  6. Hub Dis
  7. Eliza and Ned disagree
  8. Temperature of Totman mentioned
  9. Someone opens a can of seltzer but it sounds like they are cracking open “a cold one”
  10. Someone complains about NIH funding
  11. Eliza messes up tech
  12. Forget to make a decision
  13. Richard politely tries to get us back on topic
  14. Nobody sits next to RVE
  15. Student awards committees are unclear on precise timeline for submission deadlines
  16. Complains about SPHHS 600
  17. Complain about how expensive supporting graduate students are
  18. Eliza and Ned agree
  19. Does anyone have any questions?
  20. Equivalent of, “So what are we supposed to be doing?”
  21. We don’t have enough resources (Money, people, etc.) for that
  22. Someone mentions Jane’s DPE status
  23. Someone has to leave early to teach or pick up kids
  24. Totman cockroach or mouse referenced
  25. Circle back
  26. Someone awkwardly claps when someone finishes speaking
  27. Kath says something that is interpreted as snarky
  28. Someone is busted doing other non-meeting tasks
  29. America versus Canada Annex
  30. The word “track”, “path”, or “subplan” causes a minor brewhaha
  31. I just want to make sure we're all on the same page
  32. Nobody volunteers to take notes
  33. Mark drinks a Diet Coke
  34. Meeting starts late