Someone opensa can of seltzerbut it sounds likethey arecracking open “acold one”Richardpolitely triesto get usback ontopic Elizaand Nedagree Someoneawkwardlyclaps whensomeonefinishesspeaking Someonerealizes that wehave onlyheard opinionsfrom the same3 people AmericaversusCanadaAnnex Complainabout nothaving enoughfaculty andstaff Student awardscommittees areunclear onprecise timelinefor submissiondeadlines The word“track”, “path”,or “subplan”causes a minorbrewhahaEquivalentof, “So whatare wesupposed tobe doing?”Doesanyonehave anyquestions? Complain abouthow expensivesupportinggraduatestudents are Forget tomake adecision Nobodyvolunteersto takenotes HubDis Markdrinks aDiet Coke Marktells adad joke Elizaand Neddisagree We don’t haveenoughresources(Money, people,etc.) for that Circleback  Someone isbusted doingother non-meetingtasks Someonehas to leaveearly toteach or pickup kids Kath sayssomethingthat isinterpretedas snarky Someonecomplainsabout NIHfunding Richardfinally showsus somegrand-babypicturesTotmancockroachor mousereferenced I just want tomake surewe're all onthe samepage Percycausessome sort ofdistraction  Nobodysits nextto RVE Temperatureof TotmanmentionedComplainsaboutSPHHS 600  SomeonementionsJane’sDPE status Elizamessesup tech Meetingstartslate Someone opensa can of seltzerbut it sounds likethey arecracking open “acold one”Richardpolitely triesto get usback ontopic Elizaand Nedagree Someoneawkwardlyclaps whensomeonefinishesspeaking Someonerealizes that wehave onlyheard opinionsfrom the same3 people AmericaversusCanadaAnnex Complainabout nothaving enoughfaculty andstaff Student awardscommittees areunclear onprecise timelinefor submissiondeadlines The word“track”, “path”,or “subplan”causes a minorbrewhahaEquivalentof, “So whatare wesupposed tobe doing?”Doesanyonehave anyquestions? Complain abouthow expensivesupportinggraduatestudents are Forget tomake adecision Nobodyvolunteersto takenotes HubDis Markdrinks aDiet Coke Marktells adad joke Elizaand Neddisagree We don’t haveenoughresources(Money, people,etc.) for that Circleback  Someone isbusted doingother non-meetingtasks Someonehas to leaveearly toteach or pickup kids Kath sayssomethingthat isinterpretedas snarky Someonecomplainsabout NIHfunding Richardfinally showsus somegrand-babypicturesTotmancockroachor mousereferenced I just want tomake surewe're all onthe samepage Percycausessome sort ofdistraction  Nobodysits nextto RVE Temperatureof TotmanmentionedComplainsaboutSPHHS 600  SomeonementionsJane’sDPE status Elizamessesup tech Meetingstartslate 

Faculty Meeting: All jabs were self submitted - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone opens a can of seltzer but it sounds like they are cracking open “a cold one”
  2. Richard politely tries to get us back on topic
  3. Eliza and Ned agree
  4. Someone awkwardly claps when someone finishes speaking
  5. Someone realizes that we have only heard opinions from the same 3 people
  6. America versus Canada Annex
  7. Complain about not having enough faculty and staff
  8. Student awards committees are unclear on precise timeline for submission deadlines
  9. The word “track”, “path”, or “subplan” causes a minor brewhaha
  10. Equivalent of, “So what are we supposed to be doing?”
  11. Does anyone have any questions?
  12. Complain about how expensive supporting graduate students are
  13. Forget to make a decision
  14. Nobody volunteers to take notes
  15. Hub Dis
  16. Mark drinks a Diet Coke
  17. Mark tells a dad joke
  18. Eliza and Ned disagree
  19. We don’t have enough resources (Money, people, etc.) for that
  20. Circle back
  21. Someone is busted doing other non-meeting tasks
  22. Someone has to leave early to teach or pick up kids
  23. Kath says something that is interpreted as snarky
  24. Someone complains about NIH funding
  25. Richard finally shows us some grand-baby pictures
  26. Totman cockroach or mouse referenced
  27. I just want to make sure we're all on the same page
  28. Percy causes some sort of distraction
  29. Nobody sits next to RVE
  30. Temperature of Totman mentioned
  31. Complains about SPHHS 600
  32. Someone mentions Jane’s DPE status
  33. Eliza messes up tech
  34. Meeting starts late