Meetingstartslate AmericaversusCanadaAnnex Complainabout nothaving enoughfaculty andstaff Equivalentof, “So whatare wesupposed tobe doing?”I just want tomake surewe're all onthe samepage SomeonementionsJane’sDPE status Someonerealizes that wehave onlyheard opinionsfrom the same3 people Someone opensa can of seltzerbut it sounds likethey arecracking open “acold one” Nobodysits nextto RVE Nobodyvolunteersto takenotes Markdrinks aDiet Coke Circleback  Temperatureof TotmanmentionedDoesanyonehave anyquestions? Forget tomake adecision Complain abouthow expensivesupportinggraduatestudents are Someone isbusted doingother non-meetingtasks Richardfinally showsus somegrand-babypicturesTotmancockroachor mousereferenced Elizaand Nedagree Percycausessome sort ofdistraction Someonecomplainsabout NIHfunding Marktells adad joke Elizamessesup tech Someoneawkwardlyclaps whensomeonefinishesspeaking ComplainsaboutSPHHS 600  Kath sayssomethingthat isinterpretedas snarky HubDis We don’t haveenoughresources(Money, people,etc.) for that Student awardscommittees areunclear onprecise timelinefor submissiondeadlines The word“track”, “path”,or “subplan”causes a minorbrewhahaElizaand Neddisagree Someonehas to leaveearly toteach or pickup kids Richardpolitely triesto get usback ontopic Meetingstartslate AmericaversusCanadaAnnex Complainabout nothaving enoughfaculty andstaff Equivalentof, “So whatare wesupposed tobe doing?”I just want tomake surewe're all onthe samepage SomeonementionsJane’sDPE status Someonerealizes that wehave onlyheard opinionsfrom the same3 people Someone opensa can of seltzerbut it sounds likethey arecracking open “acold one” Nobodysits nextto RVE Nobodyvolunteersto takenotes Markdrinks aDiet Coke Circleback  Temperatureof TotmanmentionedDoesanyonehave anyquestions? Forget tomake adecision Complain abouthow expensivesupportinggraduatestudents are Someone isbusted doingother non-meetingtasks Richardfinally showsus somegrand-babypicturesTotmancockroachor mousereferenced Elizaand Nedagree Percycausessome sort ofdistraction Someonecomplainsabout NIHfunding Marktells adad joke Elizamessesup tech Someoneawkwardlyclaps whensomeonefinishesspeaking ComplainsaboutSPHHS 600  Kath sayssomethingthat isinterpretedas snarky HubDis We don’t haveenoughresources(Money, people,etc.) for that Student awardscommittees areunclear onprecise timelinefor submissiondeadlines The word“track”, “path”,or “subplan”causes a minorbrewhahaElizaand Neddisagree Someonehas to leaveearly toteach or pickup kids Richardpolitely triesto get usback ontopic 

Faculty Meeting: All jabs were self submitted - Call List

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  1. Meeting starts late
  2. America versus Canada Annex
  3. Complain about not having enough faculty and staff
  4. Equivalent of, “So what are we supposed to be doing?”
  5. I just want to make sure we're all on the same page
  6. Someone mentions Jane’s DPE status
  7. Someone realizes that we have only heard opinions from the same 3 people
  8. Someone opens a can of seltzer but it sounds like they are cracking open “a cold one”
  9. Nobody sits next to RVE
  10. Nobody volunteers to take notes
  11. Mark drinks a Diet Coke
  12. Circle back
  13. Temperature of Totman mentioned
  14. Does anyone have any questions?
  15. Forget to make a decision
  16. Complain about how expensive supporting graduate students are
  17. Someone is busted doing other non-meeting tasks
  18. Richard finally shows us some grand-baby pictures
  19. Totman cockroach or mouse referenced
  20. Eliza and Ned agree
  21. Percy causes some sort of distraction
  22. Someone complains about NIH funding
  23. Mark tells a dad joke
  24. Eliza messes up tech
  25. Someone awkwardly claps when someone finishes speaking
  26. Complains about SPHHS 600
  27. Kath says something that is interpreted as snarky
  28. Hub Dis
  29. We don’t have enough resources (Money, people, etc.) for that
  30. Student awards committees are unclear on precise timeline for submission deadlines
  31. The word “track”, “path”, or “subplan” causes a minor brewhaha
  32. Eliza and Ned disagree
  33. Someone has to leave early to teach or pick up kids
  34. Richard politely tries to get us back on topic