Forget tomake adecision Marktells adad joke Doesanyonehave anyquestions? The word“track”, “path”,or “subplan”causes a minorbrewhahaComplainabout nothaving enoughfaculty andstaff Someone opensa can of seltzerbut it sounds likethey arecracking open “acold one”We don’t haveenoughresources(Money, people,etc.) for that Kath sayssomethingthat isinterpretedas snarky Someonehas to leaveearly toteach or pickup kids Circleback  Equivalentof, “So whatare wesupposed tobe doing?”Complain abouthow expensivesupportinggraduatestudents are SomeonementionsJane’sDPE status Someonecomplainsabout NIHfunding Totmancockroachor mousereferenced I just want tomake surewe're all onthe samepage Markdrinks aDiet Coke Student awardscommittees areunclear onprecise timelinefor submissiondeadlines Elizaand Neddisagree Nobodyvolunteersto takenotes  Nobodysits nextto RVE Elizamessesup tech Someone isbusted doingother non-meetingtasks Percycausessome sort ofdistraction HubDis ComplainsaboutSPHHS 600  Richardpolitely triesto get usback ontopic Temperatureof TotmanmentionedRichardfinally showsus somegrand-babypicturesSomeoneawkwardlyclaps whensomeonefinishesspeaking AmericaversusCanadaAnnex Meetingstartslate Someonerealizes that wehave onlyheard opinionsfrom the same3 people Elizaand Nedagree Forget tomake adecision Marktells adad joke Doesanyonehave anyquestions? The word“track”, “path”,or “subplan”causes a minorbrewhahaComplainabout nothaving enoughfaculty andstaff Someone opensa can of seltzerbut it sounds likethey arecracking open “acold one”We don’t haveenoughresources(Money, people,etc.) for that Kath sayssomethingthat isinterpretedas snarky Someonehas to leaveearly toteach or pickup kids Circleback  Equivalentof, “So whatare wesupposed tobe doing?”Complain abouthow expensivesupportinggraduatestudents are SomeonementionsJane’sDPE status Someonecomplainsabout NIHfunding Totmancockroachor mousereferenced I just want tomake surewe're all onthe samepage Markdrinks aDiet Coke Student awardscommittees areunclear onprecise timelinefor submissiondeadlines Elizaand Neddisagree Nobodyvolunteersto takenotes  Nobodysits nextto RVE Elizamessesup tech Someone isbusted doingother non-meetingtasks Percycausessome sort ofdistraction HubDis ComplainsaboutSPHHS 600  Richardpolitely triesto get usback ontopic Temperatureof TotmanmentionedRichardfinally showsus somegrand-babypicturesSomeoneawkwardlyclaps whensomeonefinishesspeaking AmericaversusCanadaAnnex Meetingstartslate Someonerealizes that wehave onlyheard opinionsfrom the same3 people Elizaand Nedagree 

Faculty Meeting: All jabs were self submitted - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Forget to make a decision
  2. Mark tells a dad joke
  3. Does anyone have any questions?
  4. The word “track”, “path”, or “subplan” causes a minor brewhaha
  5. Complain about not having enough faculty and staff
  6. Someone opens a can of seltzer but it sounds like they are cracking open “a cold one”
  7. We don’t have enough resources (Money, people, etc.) for that
  8. Kath says something that is interpreted as snarky
  9. Someone has to leave early to teach or pick up kids
  10. Circle back
  11. Equivalent of, “So what are we supposed to be doing?”
  12. Complain about how expensive supporting graduate students are
  13. Someone mentions Jane’s DPE status
  14. Someone complains about NIH funding
  15. Totman cockroach or mouse referenced
  16. I just want to make sure we're all on the same page
  17. Mark drinks a Diet Coke
  18. Student awards committees are unclear on precise timeline for submission deadlines
  19. Eliza and Ned disagree
  20. Nobody volunteers to take notes
  21. Nobody sits next to RVE
  22. Eliza messes up tech
  23. Someone is busted doing other non-meeting tasks
  24. Percy causes some sort of distraction
  25. Hub Dis
  26. Complains about SPHHS 600
  27. Richard politely tries to get us back on topic
  28. Temperature of Totman mentioned
  29. Richard finally shows us some grand-baby pictures
  30. Someone awkwardly claps when someone finishes speaking
  31. America versus Canada Annex
  32. Meeting starts late
  33. Someone realizes that we have only heard opinions from the same 3 people
  34. Eliza and Ned agree