"What dopeoplethink?" +variations*eyebrowraise duringanexplanation*unhingedone-linerfrom hisstand-uproutine"complaintsabout havingclass onFriday"mentionrapid-fire casequotecolleaguesand/orfriendsname-drop /mentionJusticeThomasmention"greatquestion"+variations"which I didnot haveyou read"+variationsbrings upsomething wehave to look upand/or is nevermentionedagainhatmentiondisses aSupremeCourtJusticerachel dolezalor othercontroversialfigure mentioncoughbreak (ishe okay)longpersonalanecdotethat doesn'tgo anywhere"when you werereading theConstitutionlast night" +variationsunconventionalor strangepronunciationblazerand pantsdon'tmatch"is any ofthisobvious?"+ variations"I don'tknow whyI broughtthat up"bringssnacks toplacate usmakes youansweryour ownquestionthrowbackto apreviousjokecloseshavefourth-wallbreakuses anoutdated termfor a minoritygroup (notmalicious)randomtangent afternoticingsomething inthe room"I don'tknowwhat thatmeans"stalling fortime in thelast fiveminutes ofclass"Do youunderstandwhat I'msaying" +variationsRARESQUARE(standing upto lecture)"That'sincredible"+variationsvery quiet...LOUD...very quietagain..."Do youknow whatI mean" +variationsstartslecture,doesn'tclarify whatcaseswitchesbetweenhaving hisglasseson/offcallshimself"Sai" in ahypoassigns acase thatquotes hisresearch"Do youfollow whatI'm saying"+ variations*on thenosegesture*asks for ahyper-specificbackgroundannouncesalternateofficehoursnodefinitiveanswer onanythingTrump/Muskmentionbatshitinsanehypo"in thisgreat...""I thinkthat'sright" +variations"CanCongresspass a lawthat..." +variationscomparestransgenderexperienceto racegreaser-maxxing(popped suitjacket lapels)forgetswhere hisexplanationwas going🫦whilethinkingfunkytiebegs peopleto eat thesnacks hebringsresting hisfeet onthe desk"What dopeoplethink?" +variations*eyebrowraise duringanexplanation*unhingedone-linerfrom hisstand-uproutine"complaintsabout havingclass onFriday"mentionrapid-fire casequotecolleaguesand/orfriendsname-drop /mentionJusticeThomasmention"greatquestion"+variations"which I didnot haveyou read"+variationsbrings upsomething wehave to look upand/or is nevermentionedagainhatmentiondisses aSupremeCourtJusticerachel dolezalor othercontroversialfigure mentioncoughbreak (ishe okay)longpersonalanecdotethat doesn'tgo anywhere"when you werereading theConstitutionlast night" +variationsunconventionalor strangepronunciationblazerand pantsdon'tmatch"is any ofthisobvious?"+ variations"I don'tknow whyI broughtthat up"bringssnacks toplacate usmakes youansweryour ownquestionthrowbackto apreviousjokecloseshavefourth-wallbreakuses anoutdated termfor a minoritygroup (notmalicious)randomtangent afternoticingsomething inthe room"I don'tknowwhat thatmeans"stalling fortime in thelast fiveminutes ofclass"Do youunderstandwhat I'msaying" +variationsRARESQUARE(standing upto lecture)"That'sincredible"+variationsvery quiet...LOUD...very quietagain..."Do youknow whatI mean" +variationsstartslecture,doesn'tclarify whatcaseswitchesbetweenhaving hisglasseson/offcallshimself"Sai" in ahypoassigns acase thatquotes hisresearch"Do youfollow whatI'm saying"+ variations*on thenosegesture*asks for ahyper-specificbackgroundannouncesalternateofficehoursnodefinitiveanswer onanythingTrump/Muskmentionbatshitinsanehypo"in thisgreat...""I thinkthat'sright" +variations"CanCongresspass a lawthat..." +variationscomparestransgenderexperienceto racegreaser-maxxing(popped suitjacket lapels)forgetswhere hisexplanationwas going🫦whilethinkingfunkytiebegs peopleto eat thesnacks hebringsresting hisfeet onthe desk

SBP Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "What do people think?" + variations
  2. *eyebrow raise during an explanation*
  3. unhinged one-liner from his stand-up routine
  4. "complaints about having class on Friday" mention
  5. rapid-fire case quote
  6. colleagues and/or friends name-drop / mention
  7. Justice Thomas mention
  8. "great question" + variations
  9. "which I did not have you read" +variations
  10. brings up something we have to look up and/or is never mentioned again
  11. hat mention
  12. disses a Supreme Court Justice
  13. rachel dolezal or other controversial figure mention
  14. cough break (is he okay)
  15. long personal anecdote that doesn't go anywhere
  16. "when you were reading the Constitution last night" + variations
  17. unconventional or strange pronunciation
  18. blazer and pants don't match
  19. "is any of this obvious?" + variations
  20. "I don't know why I brought that up"
  21. brings snacks to placate us
  22. makes you answer your own question
  23. throwback to a previous joke
  24. close shave fourth-wall break
  25. uses an outdated term for a minority group (not malicious)
  26. random tangent after noticing something in the room
  27. "I don't know what that means"
  28. stalling for time in the last five minutes of class
  29. "Do you understand what I'm saying" + variations
  30. RARE SQUARE (standing up to lecture)
  31. "That's incredible" + variations
  32. very quiet... LOUD... very quiet again...
  33. "Do you know what I mean" + variations
  34. starts lecture, doesn't clarify what case
  35. switches between having his glasses on/off
  36. calls himself "Sai" in a hypo
  37. assigns a case that quotes his research
  38. "Do you follow what I'm saying" + variations
  39. *on the nose gesture*
  40. asks for a hyper-specific background
  41. announces alternate office hours
  42. no definitive answer on anything
  43. Trump/Musk mention
  44. batshit insane hypo
  45. "in this great..."
  46. "I think that's right" + variations
  47. "Can Congress pass a law that..." + variations
  48. compares transgender experience to race
  49. greaser-maxxing (popped suit jacket lapels)
  50. forgets where his explanation was going
  51. 🫦while thinking
  52. funky tie
  53. begs people to eat the snacks he brings
  54. resting his feet on the desk