Exaggeratedhandgestures thatfeel like badtheater actingMeghan refers toherself in the thirdperson like she’sin a documentaryabout someoneelseHarry staresblankly whileMeghan tellshis story forhimSomeone inyour groupcorrectlypredicts a linebefore ithappensMeghan name-drops NelsonMandela, MayaAngelou, oranother famousthinkerA glass of winegets refilled inresponse to aparticularlyabsurd momentMeghancomplains aboutmediaintrusion… whileshowing privatehome footageMeghanwipes awayan invisibletearA randomblack-and-white clipappears forno reasonA dramaticmetaphor thatmakes zerosense whenyou think aboutitA totallynormal eventis described assoul-crushinglytraumaticSomeonewatchinggroans outloud at theTVMeghan subtlyimplies she’sthe first personto everexperiencesomethingA childhoodphoto is usedto make adramaticpointMeghancomparesherself to Dianafor sympathypointsMeghan givesa long-windedanswer to avery simplequestionA slow-motionwalking shotthat screams“I’m the maincharacter”Soft pianomusic swellsbefore shedrops adevastatingrevelationHarry sayssomething soscripted itsounds like ahostage videoA randomhumanitarianmoment isinserted toboost credibilityMeghan claimsshe neverwantedattention whilestaring into acamera crewMeghan actsdeeply movedby somethingthat clearlydoesn’t warrantitOveruse of theword “journey”like she’s acontestant onThe BachelorAn awkwardsilence lastsjust a bit toolongMeghanhumblebragsaboutknowing acelebrityA single teardrop is heavilyimplied butnever actuallyseenA totallycandidmoment isobviouslystagedMeghaninterrupts ortalks overHarry mid-sentenceMeghan refersto her life as astruggle whilesipping wine inMontecitoMeghan callssomethingtoxic that shewas totally finewith beforeExaggeratedhandgestures thatfeel like badtheater actingMeghan refers toherself in the thirdperson like she’sin a documentaryabout someoneelseHarry staresblankly whileMeghan tellshis story forhimSomeone inyour groupcorrectlypredicts a linebefore ithappensMeghan name-drops NelsonMandela, MayaAngelou, oranother famousthinkerA glass of winegets refilled inresponse to aparticularlyabsurd momentMeghancomplains aboutmediaintrusion… whileshowing privatehome footageMeghanwipes awayan invisibletearA randomblack-and-white clipappears forno reasonA dramaticmetaphor thatmakes zerosense whenyou think aboutitA totallynormal eventis described assoul-crushinglytraumaticSomeonewatchinggroans outloud at theTVMeghan subtlyimplies she’sthe first personto everexperiencesomethingA childhoodphoto is usedto make adramaticpointMeghancomparesherself to Dianafor sympathypointsMeghan givesa long-windedanswer to avery simplequestionA slow-motionwalking shotthat screams“I’m the maincharacter”Soft pianomusic swellsbefore shedrops adevastatingrevelationHarry sayssomething soscripted itsounds like ahostage videoA randomhumanitarianmoment isinserted toboost credibilityMeghan claimsshe neverwantedattention whilestaring into acamera crewMeghan actsdeeply movedby somethingthat clearlydoesn’t warrantitOveruse of theword “journey”like she’s acontestant onThe BachelorAn awkwardsilence lastsjust a bit toolongMeghanhumblebragsaboutknowing acelebrityA single teardrop is heavilyimplied butnever actuallyseenA totallycandidmoment isobviouslystagedMeghaninterrupts ortalks overHarry mid-sentenceMeghan refersto her life as astruggle whilesipping wine inMontecitoMeghan callssomethingtoxic that shewas totally finewith before

Royal Pain Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Exaggerated hand gestures that feel like bad theater acting
  2. Meghan refers to herself in the third person like she’s in a documentary about someone else
  3. Harry stares blankly while Meghan tells his story for him
  4. Someone in your group correctly predicts a line before it happens
  5. Meghan name-drops Nelson Mandela, Maya Angelou, or another famous thinker
  6. A glass of wine gets refilled in response to a particularly absurd moment
  7. Meghan complains about media intrusion… while showing private home footage
  8. Meghan wipes away an invisible tear
  9. A random black-and-white clip appears for no reason
  10. A dramatic metaphor that makes zero sense when you think about it
  11. A totally normal event is described as soul-crushingly traumatic
  12. Someone watching groans out loud at the TV
  13. Meghan subtly implies she’s the first person to ever experience something
  14. A childhood photo is used to make a dramatic point
  15. Meghan compares herself to Diana for sympathy points
  16. Meghan gives a long-winded answer to a very simple question
  17. A slow-motion walking shot that screams “I’m the main character”
  18. Soft piano music swells before she drops a devastating revelation
  19. Harry says something so scripted it sounds like a hostage video
  20. A random humanitarian moment is inserted to boost credibility
  21. Meghan claims she never wanted attention while staring into a camera crew
  22. Meghan acts deeply moved by something that clearly doesn’t warrant it
  23. Overuse of the word “journey” like she’s a contestant on The Bachelor
  24. An awkward silence lasts just a bit too long
  25. Meghan humblebrags about knowing a celebrity
  26. A single tear drop is heavily implied but never actually seen
  27. A totally candid moment is obviously staged
  28. Meghan interrupts or talks over Harry mid-sentence
  29. Meghan refers to her life as a struggle while sipping wine in Montecito
  30. Meghan calls something toxic that she was totally fine with before