A randomhumanitarianmoment isinserted toboost credibilityA randomblack-and-white clipappears forno reasonA glass of winegets refilled inresponse to aparticularlyabsurd momentExaggeratedhandgestures thatfeel like badtheater actingA slow-motionwalking shotthat screams“I’m the maincharacter”Meghan name-drops NelsonMandela, MayaAngelou, oranother famousthinkerMeghancomplains aboutmediaintrusion… whileshowing privatehome footageSomeone inyour groupcorrectlypredicts a linebefore ithappensMeghan subtlyimplies she’sthe first personto everexperiencesomethingA dramaticmetaphor thatmakes zerosense whenyou think aboutitOveruse of theword “journey”like she’s acontestant onThe BachelorMeghan givesa long-windedanswer to avery simplequestionA totallycandidmoment isobviouslystagedA single teardrop is heavilyimplied butnever actuallyseenHarry sayssomething soscripted itsounds like ahostage videoA childhoodphoto is usedto make adramaticpointMeghan refersto her life as astruggle whilesipping wine inMontecitoAn awkwardsilence lastsjust a bit toolongMeghan actsdeeply movedby somethingthat clearlydoesn’t warrantitA totallynormal eventis described assoul-crushinglytraumaticMeghancomparesherself to Dianafor sympathypointsMeghanwipes awayan invisibletearSoft pianomusic swellsbefore shedrops adevastatingrevelationSomeonewatchinggroans outloud at theTVMeghan claimsshe neverwantedattention whilestaring into acamera crewMeghan callssomethingtoxic that shewas totally finewith beforeHarry staresblankly whileMeghan tellshis story forhimMeghaninterrupts ortalks overHarry mid-sentenceMeghan refers toherself in the thirdperson like she’sin a documentaryabout someoneelseMeghanhumblebragsaboutknowing acelebrityA randomhumanitarianmoment isinserted toboost credibilityA randomblack-and-white clipappears forno reasonA glass of winegets refilled inresponse to aparticularlyabsurd momentExaggeratedhandgestures thatfeel like badtheater actingA slow-motionwalking shotthat screams“I’m the maincharacter”Meghan name-drops NelsonMandela, MayaAngelou, oranother famousthinkerMeghancomplains aboutmediaintrusion… whileshowing privatehome footageSomeone inyour groupcorrectlypredicts a linebefore ithappensMeghan subtlyimplies she’sthe first personto everexperiencesomethingA dramaticmetaphor thatmakes zerosense whenyou think aboutitOveruse of theword “journey”like she’s acontestant onThe BachelorMeghan givesa long-windedanswer to avery simplequestionA totallycandidmoment isobviouslystagedA single teardrop is heavilyimplied butnever actuallyseenHarry sayssomething soscripted itsounds like ahostage videoA childhoodphoto is usedto make adramaticpointMeghan refersto her life as astruggle whilesipping wine inMontecitoAn awkwardsilence lastsjust a bit toolongMeghan actsdeeply movedby somethingthat clearlydoesn’t warrantitA totallynormal eventis described assoul-crushinglytraumaticMeghancomparesherself to Dianafor sympathypointsMeghanwipes awayan invisibletearSoft pianomusic swellsbefore shedrops adevastatingrevelationSomeonewatchinggroans outloud at theTVMeghan claimsshe neverwantedattention whilestaring into acamera crewMeghan callssomethingtoxic that shewas totally finewith beforeHarry staresblankly whileMeghan tellshis story forhimMeghaninterrupts ortalks overHarry mid-sentenceMeghan refers toherself in the thirdperson like she’sin a documentaryabout someoneelseMeghanhumblebragsaboutknowing acelebrity

Royal Pain Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. A random humanitarian moment is inserted to boost credibility
  2. A random black-and-white clip appears for no reason
  3. A glass of wine gets refilled in response to a particularly absurd moment
  4. Exaggerated hand gestures that feel like bad theater acting
  5. A slow-motion walking shot that screams “I’m the main character”
  6. Meghan name-drops Nelson Mandela, Maya Angelou, or another famous thinker
  7. Meghan complains about media intrusion… while showing private home footage
  8. Someone in your group correctly predicts a line before it happens
  9. Meghan subtly implies she’s the first person to ever experience something
  10. A dramatic metaphor that makes zero sense when you think about it
  11. Overuse of the word “journey” like she’s a contestant on The Bachelor
  12. Meghan gives a long-winded answer to a very simple question
  13. A totally candid moment is obviously staged
  14. A single tear drop is heavily implied but never actually seen
  15. Harry says something so scripted it sounds like a hostage video
  16. A childhood photo is used to make a dramatic point
  17. Meghan refers to her life as a struggle while sipping wine in Montecito
  18. An awkward silence lasts just a bit too long
  19. Meghan acts deeply moved by something that clearly doesn’t warrant it
  20. A totally normal event is described as soul-crushingly traumatic
  21. Meghan compares herself to Diana for sympathy points
  22. Meghan wipes away an invisible tear
  23. Soft piano music swells before she drops a devastating revelation
  24. Someone watching groans out loud at the TV
  25. Meghan claims she never wanted attention while staring into a camera crew
  26. Meghan calls something toxic that she was totally fine with before
  27. Harry stares blankly while Meghan tells his story for him
  28. Meghan interrupts or talks over Harry mid-sentence
  29. Meghan refers to herself in the third person like she’s in a documentary about someone else
  30. Meghan humblebrags about knowing a celebrity