Meghancomparesherself to Dianafor sympathypointsHarry staresblankly whileMeghan tellshis story forhimA childhoodphoto is usedto make adramaticpointMeghan refers toherself in the thirdperson like she’sin a documentaryabout someoneelseMeghanwipes awayan invisibletearMeghan name-drops NelsonMandela, MayaAngelou, oranother famousthinkerExaggeratedhandgestures thatfeel like badtheater actingOveruse of theword “journey”like she’s acontestant onThe BachelorMeghan subtlyimplies she’sthe first personto everexperiencesomethingA randomblack-and-white clipappears forno reasonA single teardrop is heavilyimplied butnever actuallyseenMeghaninterrupts ortalks overHarry mid-sentenceMeghan claimsshe neverwantedattention whilestaring into acamera crewA randomhumanitarianmoment isinserted toboost credibilityA slow-motionwalking shotthat screams“I’m the maincharacter”Meghan givesa long-windedanswer to avery simplequestionMeghan callssomethingtoxic that shewas totally finewith beforeMeghancomplains aboutmediaintrusion… whileshowing privatehome footageSomeone inyour groupcorrectlypredicts a linebefore ithappensA totallycandidmoment isobviouslystagedMeghanhumblebragsaboutknowing acelebrityA glass of winegets refilled inresponse to aparticularlyabsurd momentA totallynormal eventis described assoul-crushinglytraumaticSomeonewatchinggroans outloud at theTVSoft pianomusic swellsbefore shedrops adevastatingrevelationA dramaticmetaphor thatmakes zerosense whenyou think aboutitHarry sayssomething soscripted itsounds like ahostage videoAn awkwardsilence lastsjust a bit toolongMeghan refersto her life as astruggle whilesipping wine inMontecitoMeghan actsdeeply movedby somethingthat clearlydoesn’t warrantitMeghancomparesherself to Dianafor sympathypointsHarry staresblankly whileMeghan tellshis story forhimA childhoodphoto is usedto make adramaticpointMeghan refers toherself in the thirdperson like she’sin a documentaryabout someoneelseMeghanwipes awayan invisibletearMeghan name-drops NelsonMandela, MayaAngelou, oranother famousthinkerExaggeratedhandgestures thatfeel like badtheater actingOveruse of theword “journey”like she’s acontestant onThe BachelorMeghan subtlyimplies she’sthe first personto everexperiencesomethingA randomblack-and-white clipappears forno reasonA single teardrop is heavilyimplied butnever actuallyseenMeghaninterrupts ortalks overHarry mid-sentenceMeghan claimsshe neverwantedattention whilestaring into acamera crewA randomhumanitarianmoment isinserted toboost credibilityA slow-motionwalking shotthat screams“I’m the maincharacter”Meghan givesa long-windedanswer to avery simplequestionMeghan callssomethingtoxic that shewas totally finewith beforeMeghancomplains aboutmediaintrusion… whileshowing privatehome footageSomeone inyour groupcorrectlypredicts a linebefore ithappensA totallycandidmoment isobviouslystagedMeghanhumblebragsaboutknowing acelebrityA glass of winegets refilled inresponse to aparticularlyabsurd momentA totallynormal eventis described assoul-crushinglytraumaticSomeonewatchinggroans outloud at theTVSoft pianomusic swellsbefore shedrops adevastatingrevelationA dramaticmetaphor thatmakes zerosense whenyou think aboutitHarry sayssomething soscripted itsounds like ahostage videoAn awkwardsilence lastsjust a bit toolongMeghan refersto her life as astruggle whilesipping wine inMontecitoMeghan actsdeeply movedby somethingthat clearlydoesn’t warrantit

Royal Pain Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Meghan compares herself to Diana for sympathy points
  2. Harry stares blankly while Meghan tells his story for him
  3. A childhood photo is used to make a dramatic point
  4. Meghan refers to herself in the third person like she’s in a documentary about someone else
  5. Meghan wipes away an invisible tear
  6. Meghan name-drops Nelson Mandela, Maya Angelou, or another famous thinker
  7. Exaggerated hand gestures that feel like bad theater acting
  8. Overuse of the word “journey” like she’s a contestant on The Bachelor
  9. Meghan subtly implies she’s the first person to ever experience something
  10. A random black-and-white clip appears for no reason
  11. A single tear drop is heavily implied but never actually seen
  12. Meghan interrupts or talks over Harry mid-sentence
  13. Meghan claims she never wanted attention while staring into a camera crew
  14. A random humanitarian moment is inserted to boost credibility
  15. A slow-motion walking shot that screams “I’m the main character”
  16. Meghan gives a long-winded answer to a very simple question
  17. Meghan calls something toxic that she was totally fine with before
  18. Meghan complains about media intrusion… while showing private home footage
  19. Someone in your group correctly predicts a line before it happens
  20. A totally candid moment is obviously staged
  21. Meghan humblebrags about knowing a celebrity
  22. A glass of wine gets refilled in response to a particularly absurd moment
  23. A totally normal event is described as soul-crushingly traumatic
  24. Someone watching groans out loud at the TV
  25. Soft piano music swells before she drops a devastating revelation
  26. A dramatic metaphor that makes zero sense when you think about it
  27. Harry says something so scripted it sounds like a hostage video
  28. An awkward silence lasts just a bit too long
  29. Meghan refers to her life as a struggle while sipping wine in Montecito
  30. Meghan acts deeply moved by something that clearly doesn’t warrant it