Meghan actsdeeply movedby somethingthat clearlydoesn’t warrantitA glass of winegets refilled inresponse to aparticularlyabsurd momentA totallycandidmoment isobviouslystagedA childhoodphoto is usedto make adramaticpointMeghan claimsshe neverwantedattention whilestaring into acamera crewMeghan name-drops NelsonMandela, MayaAngelou, oranother famousthinkerA slow-motionwalking shotthat screams“I’m the maincharacter”Meghanwipes awayan invisibletearA single teardrop is heavilyimplied butnever actuallyseenExaggeratedhandgestures thatfeel like badtheater actingA dramaticmetaphor thatmakes zerosense whenyou think aboutitMeghan subtlyimplies she’sthe first personto everexperiencesomethingMeghanhumblebragsaboutknowing acelebrityA randomblack-and-white clipappears forno reasonMeghancomparesherself to Dianafor sympathypointsSomeone inyour groupcorrectlypredicts a linebefore ithappensMeghan refers toherself in the thirdperson like she’sin a documentaryabout someoneelseMeghancomplains aboutmediaintrusion… whileshowing privatehome footageMeghan givesa long-windedanswer to avery simplequestionMeghan refersto her life as astruggle whilesipping wine inMontecitoMeghan callssomethingtoxic that shewas totally finewith beforeOveruse of theword “journey”like she’s acontestant onThe BachelorHarry staresblankly whileMeghan tellshis story forhimA randomhumanitarianmoment isinserted toboost credibilityMeghaninterrupts ortalks overHarry mid-sentenceSomeonewatchinggroans outloud at theTVAn awkwardsilence lastsjust a bit toolongHarry sayssomething soscripted itsounds like ahostage videoSoft pianomusic swellsbefore shedrops adevastatingrevelationA totallynormal eventis described assoul-crushinglytraumaticMeghan actsdeeply movedby somethingthat clearlydoesn’t warrantitA glass of winegets refilled inresponse to aparticularlyabsurd momentA totallycandidmoment isobviouslystagedA childhoodphoto is usedto make adramaticpointMeghan claimsshe neverwantedattention whilestaring into acamera crewMeghan name-drops NelsonMandela, MayaAngelou, oranother famousthinkerA slow-motionwalking shotthat screams“I’m the maincharacter”Meghanwipes awayan invisibletearA single teardrop is heavilyimplied butnever actuallyseenExaggeratedhandgestures thatfeel like badtheater actingA dramaticmetaphor thatmakes zerosense whenyou think aboutitMeghan subtlyimplies she’sthe first personto everexperiencesomethingMeghanhumblebragsaboutknowing acelebrityA randomblack-and-white clipappears forno reasonMeghancomparesherself to Dianafor sympathypointsSomeone inyour groupcorrectlypredicts a linebefore ithappensMeghan refers toherself in the thirdperson like she’sin a documentaryabout someoneelseMeghancomplains aboutmediaintrusion… whileshowing privatehome footageMeghan givesa long-windedanswer to avery simplequestionMeghan refersto her life as astruggle whilesipping wine inMontecitoMeghan callssomethingtoxic that shewas totally finewith beforeOveruse of theword “journey”like she’s acontestant onThe BachelorHarry staresblankly whileMeghan tellshis story forhimA randomhumanitarianmoment isinserted toboost credibilityMeghaninterrupts ortalks overHarry mid-sentenceSomeonewatchinggroans outloud at theTVAn awkwardsilence lastsjust a bit toolongHarry sayssomething soscripted itsounds like ahostage videoSoft pianomusic swellsbefore shedrops adevastatingrevelationA totallynormal eventis described assoul-crushinglytraumatic

Royal Pain Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Meghan acts deeply moved by something that clearly doesn’t warrant it
  2. A glass of wine gets refilled in response to a particularly absurd moment
  3. A totally candid moment is obviously staged
  4. A childhood photo is used to make a dramatic point
  5. Meghan claims she never wanted attention while staring into a camera crew
  6. Meghan name-drops Nelson Mandela, Maya Angelou, or another famous thinker
  7. A slow-motion walking shot that screams “I’m the main character”
  8. Meghan wipes away an invisible tear
  9. A single tear drop is heavily implied but never actually seen
  10. Exaggerated hand gestures that feel like bad theater acting
  11. A dramatic metaphor that makes zero sense when you think about it
  12. Meghan subtly implies she’s the first person to ever experience something
  13. Meghan humblebrags about knowing a celebrity
  14. A random black-and-white clip appears for no reason
  15. Meghan compares herself to Diana for sympathy points
  16. Someone in your group correctly predicts a line before it happens
  17. Meghan refers to herself in the third person like she’s in a documentary about someone else
  18. Meghan complains about media intrusion… while showing private home footage
  19. Meghan gives a long-winded answer to a very simple question
  20. Meghan refers to her life as a struggle while sipping wine in Montecito
  21. Meghan calls something toxic that she was totally fine with before
  22. Overuse of the word “journey” like she’s a contestant on The Bachelor
  23. Harry stares blankly while Meghan tells his story for him
  24. A random humanitarian moment is inserted to boost credibility
  25. Meghan interrupts or talks over Harry mid-sentence
  26. Someone watching groans out loud at the TV
  27. An awkward silence lasts just a bit too long
  28. Harry says something so scripted it sounds like a hostage video
  29. Soft piano music swells before she drops a devastating revelation
  30. A totally normal event is described as soul-crushingly traumatic