Someone inyour groupcorrectlypredicts a linebefore ithappensA dramaticmetaphor thatmakes zerosense whenyou think aboutitOveruse of theword “journey”like she’s acontestant onThe BachelorA randomhumanitarianmoment isinserted toboost credibilityMeghan name-drops NelsonMandela, MayaAngelou, oranother famousthinkerSoft pianomusic swellsbefore shedrops adevastatingrevelationMeghan subtlyimplies she’sthe first personto everexperiencesomethingMeghan refersto her life as astruggle whilesipping wine inMontecitoAn awkwardsilence lastsjust a bit toolongMeghan actsdeeply movedby somethingthat clearlydoesn’t warrantitMeghancomplains aboutmediaintrusion… whileshowing privatehome footageMeghan callssomethingtoxic that shewas totally finewith beforeMeghanwipes awayan invisibletearA childhoodphoto is usedto make adramaticpointA slow-motionwalking shotthat screams“I’m the maincharacter”A totallycandidmoment isobviouslystagedMeghan givesa long-windedanswer to avery simplequestionHarry sayssomething soscripted itsounds like ahostage videoMeghanhumblebragsaboutknowing acelebrityExaggeratedhandgestures thatfeel like badtheater actingMeghan refers toherself in the thirdperson like she’sin a documentaryabout someoneelseA totallynormal eventis described assoul-crushinglytraumaticA glass of winegets refilled inresponse to aparticularlyabsurd momentSomeonewatchinggroans outloud at theTVA randomblack-and-white clipappears forno reasonMeghaninterrupts ortalks overHarry mid-sentenceA single teardrop is heavilyimplied butnever actuallyseenMeghancomparesherself to Dianafor sympathypointsHarry staresblankly whileMeghan tellshis story forhimMeghan claimsshe neverwantedattention whilestaring into acamera crewSomeone inyour groupcorrectlypredicts a linebefore ithappensA dramaticmetaphor thatmakes zerosense whenyou think aboutitOveruse of theword “journey”like she’s acontestant onThe BachelorA randomhumanitarianmoment isinserted toboost credibilityMeghan name-drops NelsonMandela, MayaAngelou, oranother famousthinkerSoft pianomusic swellsbefore shedrops adevastatingrevelationMeghan subtlyimplies she’sthe first personto everexperiencesomethingMeghan refersto her life as astruggle whilesipping wine inMontecitoAn awkwardsilence lastsjust a bit toolongMeghan actsdeeply movedby somethingthat clearlydoesn’t warrantitMeghancomplains aboutmediaintrusion… whileshowing privatehome footageMeghan callssomethingtoxic that shewas totally finewith beforeMeghanwipes awayan invisibletearA childhoodphoto is usedto make adramaticpointA slow-motionwalking shotthat screams“I’m the maincharacter”A totallycandidmoment isobviouslystagedMeghan givesa long-windedanswer to avery simplequestionHarry sayssomething soscripted itsounds like ahostage videoMeghanhumblebragsaboutknowing acelebrityExaggeratedhandgestures thatfeel like badtheater actingMeghan refers toherself in the thirdperson like she’sin a documentaryabout someoneelseA totallynormal eventis described assoul-crushinglytraumaticA glass of winegets refilled inresponse to aparticularlyabsurd momentSomeonewatchinggroans outloud at theTVA randomblack-and-white clipappears forno reasonMeghaninterrupts ortalks overHarry mid-sentenceA single teardrop is heavilyimplied butnever actuallyseenMeghancomparesherself to Dianafor sympathypointsHarry staresblankly whileMeghan tellshis story forhimMeghan claimsshe neverwantedattention whilestaring into acamera crew

Royal Pain Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone in your group correctly predicts a line before it happens
  2. A dramatic metaphor that makes zero sense when you think about it
  3. Overuse of the word “journey” like she’s a contestant on The Bachelor
  4. A random humanitarian moment is inserted to boost credibility
  5. Meghan name-drops Nelson Mandela, Maya Angelou, or another famous thinker
  6. Soft piano music swells before she drops a devastating revelation
  7. Meghan subtly implies she’s the first person to ever experience something
  8. Meghan refers to her life as a struggle while sipping wine in Montecito
  9. An awkward silence lasts just a bit too long
  10. Meghan acts deeply moved by something that clearly doesn’t warrant it
  11. Meghan complains about media intrusion… while showing private home footage
  12. Meghan calls something toxic that she was totally fine with before
  13. Meghan wipes away an invisible tear
  14. A childhood photo is used to make a dramatic point
  15. A slow-motion walking shot that screams “I’m the main character”
  16. A totally candid moment is obviously staged
  17. Meghan gives a long-winded answer to a very simple question
  18. Harry says something so scripted it sounds like a hostage video
  19. Meghan humblebrags about knowing a celebrity
  20. Exaggerated hand gestures that feel like bad theater acting
  21. Meghan refers to herself in the third person like she’s in a documentary about someone else
  22. A totally normal event is described as soul-crushingly traumatic
  23. A glass of wine gets refilled in response to a particularly absurd moment
  24. Someone watching groans out loud at the TV
  25. A random black-and-white clip appears for no reason
  26. Meghan interrupts or talks over Harry mid-sentence
  27. A single tear drop is heavily implied but never actually seen
  28. Meghan compares herself to Diana for sympathy points
  29. Harry stares blankly while Meghan tells his story for him
  30. Meghan claims she never wanted attention while staring into a camera crew