Meghanhumblebragsaboutknowing acelebritySomeone inyour groupcorrectlypredicts a linebefore ithappensMeghan name-drops NelsonMandela, MayaAngelou, oranother famousthinkerMeghanwipes awayan invisibletearA childhoodphoto is usedto make adramaticpointA totallycandidmoment isobviouslystagedA randomhumanitarianmoment isinserted toboost credibilityMeghancomplains aboutmediaintrusion… whileshowing privatehome footageExaggeratedhandgestures thatfeel like badtheater actingA glass of winegets refilled inresponse to aparticularlyabsurd momentMeghan refersto her life as astruggle whilesipping wine inMontecitoMeghan callssomethingtoxic that shewas totally finewith beforeA single teardrop is heavilyimplied butnever actuallyseenMeghan subtlyimplies she’sthe first personto everexperiencesomethingMeghan claimsshe neverwantedattention whilestaring into acamera crewMeghan givesa long-windedanswer to avery simplequestionA randomblack-and-white clipappears forno reasonSoft pianomusic swellsbefore shedrops adevastatingrevelationSomeonewatchinggroans outloud at theTVA totallynormal eventis described assoul-crushinglytraumaticMeghan actsdeeply movedby somethingthat clearlydoesn’t warrantitHarry sayssomething soscripted itsounds like ahostage videoAn awkwardsilence lastsjust a bit toolongMeghaninterrupts ortalks overHarry mid-sentenceHarry staresblankly whileMeghan tellshis story forhimA dramaticmetaphor thatmakes zerosense whenyou think aboutitMeghan refers toherself in the thirdperson like she’sin a documentaryabout someoneelseA slow-motionwalking shotthat screams“I’m the maincharacter”Meghancomparesherself to Dianafor sympathypointsOveruse of theword “journey”like she’s acontestant onThe BachelorMeghanhumblebragsaboutknowing acelebritySomeone inyour groupcorrectlypredicts a linebefore ithappensMeghan name-drops NelsonMandela, MayaAngelou, oranother famousthinkerMeghanwipes awayan invisibletearA childhoodphoto is usedto make adramaticpointA totallycandidmoment isobviouslystagedA randomhumanitarianmoment isinserted toboost credibilityMeghancomplains aboutmediaintrusion… whileshowing privatehome footageExaggeratedhandgestures thatfeel like badtheater actingA glass of winegets refilled inresponse to aparticularlyabsurd momentMeghan refersto her life as astruggle whilesipping wine inMontecitoMeghan callssomethingtoxic that shewas totally finewith beforeA single teardrop is heavilyimplied butnever actuallyseenMeghan subtlyimplies she’sthe first personto everexperiencesomethingMeghan claimsshe neverwantedattention whilestaring into acamera crewMeghan givesa long-windedanswer to avery simplequestionA randomblack-and-white clipappears forno reasonSoft pianomusic swellsbefore shedrops adevastatingrevelationSomeonewatchinggroans outloud at theTVA totallynormal eventis described assoul-crushinglytraumaticMeghan actsdeeply movedby somethingthat clearlydoesn’t warrantitHarry sayssomething soscripted itsounds like ahostage videoAn awkwardsilence lastsjust a bit toolongMeghaninterrupts ortalks overHarry mid-sentenceHarry staresblankly whileMeghan tellshis story forhimA dramaticmetaphor thatmakes zerosense whenyou think aboutitMeghan refers toherself in the thirdperson like she’sin a documentaryabout someoneelseA slow-motionwalking shotthat screams“I’m the maincharacter”Meghancomparesherself to Dianafor sympathypointsOveruse of theword “journey”like she’s acontestant onThe Bachelor

Royal Pain Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Meghan humblebrags about knowing a celebrity
  2. Someone in your group correctly predicts a line before it happens
  3. Meghan name-drops Nelson Mandela, Maya Angelou, or another famous thinker
  4. Meghan wipes away an invisible tear
  5. A childhood photo is used to make a dramatic point
  6. A totally candid moment is obviously staged
  7. A random humanitarian moment is inserted to boost credibility
  8. Meghan complains about media intrusion… while showing private home footage
  9. Exaggerated hand gestures that feel like bad theater acting
  10. A glass of wine gets refilled in response to a particularly absurd moment
  11. Meghan refers to her life as a struggle while sipping wine in Montecito
  12. Meghan calls something toxic that she was totally fine with before
  13. A single tear drop is heavily implied but never actually seen
  14. Meghan subtly implies she’s the first person to ever experience something
  15. Meghan claims she never wanted attention while staring into a camera crew
  16. Meghan gives a long-winded answer to a very simple question
  17. A random black-and-white clip appears for no reason
  18. Soft piano music swells before she drops a devastating revelation
  19. Someone watching groans out loud at the TV
  20. A totally normal event is described as soul-crushingly traumatic
  21. Meghan acts deeply moved by something that clearly doesn’t warrant it
  22. Harry says something so scripted it sounds like a hostage video
  23. An awkward silence lasts just a bit too long
  24. Meghan interrupts or talks over Harry mid-sentence
  25. Harry stares blankly while Meghan tells his story for him
  26. A dramatic metaphor that makes zero sense when you think about it
  27. Meghan refers to herself in the third person like she’s in a documentary about someone else
  28. A slow-motion walking shot that screams “I’m the main character”
  29. Meghan compares herself to Diana for sympathy points
  30. Overuse of the word “journey” like she’s a contestant on The Bachelor