Someonewatchinggroans outloud at theTVA slow-motionwalking shotthat screams“I’m the maincharacter”Harry sayssomething soscripted itsounds like ahostage videoMeghan subtlyimplies she’sthe first personto everexperiencesomethingMeghanwipes awayan invisibletearMeghanhumblebragsaboutknowing acelebrityMeghan refersto her life as astruggle whilesipping wine inMontecitoOveruse of theword “journey”like she’s acontestant onThe BachelorHarry staresblankly whileMeghan tellshis story forhimAn awkwardsilence lastsjust a bit toolongExaggeratedhandgestures thatfeel like badtheater actingMeghancomplains aboutmediaintrusion… whileshowing privatehome footageA single teardrop is heavilyimplied butnever actuallyseenMeghan refers toherself in the thirdperson like she’sin a documentaryabout someoneelseMeghan actsdeeply movedby somethingthat clearlydoesn’t warrantitA randomblack-and-white clipappears forno reasonMeghancomparesherself to Dianafor sympathypointsMeghaninterrupts ortalks overHarry mid-sentenceA glass of winegets refilled inresponse to aparticularlyabsurd momentA childhoodphoto is usedto make adramaticpointSomeone inyour groupcorrectlypredicts a linebefore ithappensA totallynormal eventis described assoul-crushinglytraumaticMeghan claimsshe neverwantedattention whilestaring into acamera crewA dramaticmetaphor thatmakes zerosense whenyou think aboutitMeghan name-drops NelsonMandela, MayaAngelou, oranother famousthinkerA randomhumanitarianmoment isinserted toboost credibilityMeghan givesa long-windedanswer to avery simplequestionMeghan callssomethingtoxic that shewas totally finewith beforeA totallycandidmoment isobviouslystagedSoft pianomusic swellsbefore shedrops adevastatingrevelationSomeonewatchinggroans outloud at theTVA slow-motionwalking shotthat screams“I’m the maincharacter”Harry sayssomething soscripted itsounds like ahostage videoMeghan subtlyimplies she’sthe first personto everexperiencesomethingMeghanwipes awayan invisibletearMeghanhumblebragsaboutknowing acelebrityMeghan refersto her life as astruggle whilesipping wine inMontecitoOveruse of theword “journey”like she’s acontestant onThe BachelorHarry staresblankly whileMeghan tellshis story forhimAn awkwardsilence lastsjust a bit toolongExaggeratedhandgestures thatfeel like badtheater actingMeghancomplains aboutmediaintrusion… whileshowing privatehome footageA single teardrop is heavilyimplied butnever actuallyseenMeghan refers toherself in the thirdperson like she’sin a documentaryabout someoneelseMeghan actsdeeply movedby somethingthat clearlydoesn’t warrantitA randomblack-and-white clipappears forno reasonMeghancomparesherself to Dianafor sympathypointsMeghaninterrupts ortalks overHarry mid-sentenceA glass of winegets refilled inresponse to aparticularlyabsurd momentA childhoodphoto is usedto make adramaticpointSomeone inyour groupcorrectlypredicts a linebefore ithappensA totallynormal eventis described assoul-crushinglytraumaticMeghan claimsshe neverwantedattention whilestaring into acamera crewA dramaticmetaphor thatmakes zerosense whenyou think aboutitMeghan name-drops NelsonMandela, MayaAngelou, oranother famousthinkerA randomhumanitarianmoment isinserted toboost credibilityMeghan givesa long-windedanswer to avery simplequestionMeghan callssomethingtoxic that shewas totally finewith beforeA totallycandidmoment isobviouslystagedSoft pianomusic swellsbefore shedrops adevastatingrevelation

Royal Pain Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone watching groans out loud at the TV
  2. A slow-motion walking shot that screams “I’m the main character”
  3. Harry says something so scripted it sounds like a hostage video
  4. Meghan subtly implies she’s the first person to ever experience something
  5. Meghan wipes away an invisible tear
  6. Meghan humblebrags about knowing a celebrity
  7. Meghan refers to her life as a struggle while sipping wine in Montecito
  8. Overuse of the word “journey” like she’s a contestant on The Bachelor
  9. Harry stares blankly while Meghan tells his story for him
  10. An awkward silence lasts just a bit too long
  11. Exaggerated hand gestures that feel like bad theater acting
  12. Meghan complains about media intrusion… while showing private home footage
  13. A single tear drop is heavily implied but never actually seen
  14. Meghan refers to herself in the third person like she’s in a documentary about someone else
  15. Meghan acts deeply moved by something that clearly doesn’t warrant it
  16. A random black-and-white clip appears for no reason
  17. Meghan compares herself to Diana for sympathy points
  18. Meghan interrupts or talks over Harry mid-sentence
  19. A glass of wine gets refilled in response to a particularly absurd moment
  20. A childhood photo is used to make a dramatic point
  21. Someone in your group correctly predicts a line before it happens
  22. A totally normal event is described as soul-crushingly traumatic
  23. Meghan claims she never wanted attention while staring into a camera crew
  24. A dramatic metaphor that makes zero sense when you think about it
  25. Meghan name-drops Nelson Mandela, Maya Angelou, or another famous thinker
  26. A random humanitarian moment is inserted to boost credibility
  27. Meghan gives a long-winded answer to a very simple question
  28. Meghan calls something toxic that she was totally fine with before
  29. A totally candid moment is obviously staged
  30. Soft piano music swells before she drops a devastating revelation