A totallycandidmoment isobviouslystagedMeghan claimsshe neverwantedattention whilestaring into acamera crewHarry sayssomething soscripted itsounds like ahostage videoMeghan callssomethingtoxic that shewas totally finewith beforeMeghan refers toherself in the thirdperson like she’sin a documentaryabout someoneelseA randomblack-and-white clipappears forno reasonExaggeratedhandgestures thatfeel like badtheater actingAn awkwardsilence lastsjust a bit toolongA single teardrop is heavilyimplied butnever actuallyseenSomeonewatchinggroans outloud at theTVA totallynormal eventis described assoul-crushinglytraumaticMeghancomplains aboutmediaintrusion… whileshowing privatehome footageOveruse of theword “journey”like she’s acontestant onThe BachelorA dramaticmetaphor thatmakes zerosense whenyou think aboutitMeghanwipes awayan invisibletearA glass of winegets refilled inresponse to aparticularlyabsurd momentMeghaninterrupts ortalks overHarry mid-sentenceMeghan givesa long-windedanswer to avery simplequestionMeghan refersto her life as astruggle whilesipping wine inMontecitoA randomhumanitarianmoment isinserted toboost credibilityA slow-motionwalking shotthat screams“I’m the maincharacter”Meghan subtlyimplies she’sthe first personto everexperiencesomethingMeghan name-drops NelsonMandela, MayaAngelou, oranother famousthinkerSoft pianomusic swellsbefore shedrops adevastatingrevelationA childhoodphoto is usedto make adramaticpointSomeone inyour groupcorrectlypredicts a linebefore ithappensMeghan actsdeeply movedby somethingthat clearlydoesn’t warrantitMeghancomparesherself to Dianafor sympathypointsHarry staresblankly whileMeghan tellshis story forhimMeghanhumblebragsaboutknowing acelebrityA totallycandidmoment isobviouslystagedMeghan claimsshe neverwantedattention whilestaring into acamera crewHarry sayssomething soscripted itsounds like ahostage videoMeghan callssomethingtoxic that shewas totally finewith beforeMeghan refers toherself in the thirdperson like she’sin a documentaryabout someoneelseA randomblack-and-white clipappears forno reasonExaggeratedhandgestures thatfeel like badtheater actingAn awkwardsilence lastsjust a bit toolongA single teardrop is heavilyimplied butnever actuallyseenSomeonewatchinggroans outloud at theTVA totallynormal eventis described assoul-crushinglytraumaticMeghancomplains aboutmediaintrusion… whileshowing privatehome footageOveruse of theword “journey”like she’s acontestant onThe BachelorA dramaticmetaphor thatmakes zerosense whenyou think aboutitMeghanwipes awayan invisibletearA glass of winegets refilled inresponse to aparticularlyabsurd momentMeghaninterrupts ortalks overHarry mid-sentenceMeghan givesa long-windedanswer to avery simplequestionMeghan refersto her life as astruggle whilesipping wine inMontecitoA randomhumanitarianmoment isinserted toboost credibilityA slow-motionwalking shotthat screams“I’m the maincharacter”Meghan subtlyimplies she’sthe first personto everexperiencesomethingMeghan name-drops NelsonMandela, MayaAngelou, oranother famousthinkerSoft pianomusic swellsbefore shedrops adevastatingrevelationA childhoodphoto is usedto make adramaticpointSomeone inyour groupcorrectlypredicts a linebefore ithappensMeghan actsdeeply movedby somethingthat clearlydoesn’t warrantitMeghancomparesherself to Dianafor sympathypointsHarry staresblankly whileMeghan tellshis story forhimMeghanhumblebragsaboutknowing acelebrity

Royal Pain Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. A totally candid moment is obviously staged
  2. Meghan claims she never wanted attention while staring into a camera crew
  3. Harry says something so scripted it sounds like a hostage video
  4. Meghan calls something toxic that she was totally fine with before
  5. Meghan refers to herself in the third person like she’s in a documentary about someone else
  6. A random black-and-white clip appears for no reason
  7. Exaggerated hand gestures that feel like bad theater acting
  8. An awkward silence lasts just a bit too long
  9. A single tear drop is heavily implied but never actually seen
  10. Someone watching groans out loud at the TV
  11. A totally normal event is described as soul-crushingly traumatic
  12. Meghan complains about media intrusion… while showing private home footage
  13. Overuse of the word “journey” like she’s a contestant on The Bachelor
  14. A dramatic metaphor that makes zero sense when you think about it
  15. Meghan wipes away an invisible tear
  16. A glass of wine gets refilled in response to a particularly absurd moment
  17. Meghan interrupts or talks over Harry mid-sentence
  18. Meghan gives a long-winded answer to a very simple question
  19. Meghan refers to her life as a struggle while sipping wine in Montecito
  20. A random humanitarian moment is inserted to boost credibility
  21. A slow-motion walking shot that screams “I’m the main character”
  22. Meghan subtly implies she’s the first person to ever experience something
  23. Meghan name-drops Nelson Mandela, Maya Angelou, or another famous thinker
  24. Soft piano music swells before she drops a devastating revelation
  25. A childhood photo is used to make a dramatic point
  26. Someone in your group correctly predicts a line before it happens
  27. Meghan acts deeply moved by something that clearly doesn’t warrant it
  28. Meghan compares herself to Diana for sympathy points
  29. Harry stares blankly while Meghan tells his story for him
  30. Meghan humblebrags about knowing a celebrity