A childhoodphoto is usedto make adramaticpointMeghan name-drops NelsonMandela, MayaAngelou, oranother famousthinkerMeghanhumblebragsaboutknowing acelebrityMeghan actsdeeply movedby somethingthat clearlydoesn’t warrantitMeghan claimsshe neverwantedattention whilestaring into acamera crewSomeone inyour groupcorrectlypredicts a linebefore ithappensMeghan refers toherself in the thirdperson like she’sin a documentaryabout someoneelseOveruse of theword “journey”like she’s acontestant onThe BachelorA glass of winegets refilled inresponse to aparticularlyabsurd momentAn awkwardsilence lastsjust a bit toolongMeghancomplains aboutmediaintrusion… whileshowing privatehome footageMeghaninterrupts ortalks overHarry mid-sentenceHarry staresblankly whileMeghan tellshis story forhimExaggeratedhandgestures thatfeel like badtheater actingA slow-motionwalking shotthat screams“I’m the maincharacter”Soft pianomusic swellsbefore shedrops adevastatingrevelationMeghancomparesherself to Dianafor sympathypointsSomeonewatchinggroans outloud at theTVMeghan refersto her life as astruggle whilesipping wine inMontecitoMeghan givesa long-windedanswer to avery simplequestionA single teardrop is heavilyimplied butnever actuallyseenMeghan callssomethingtoxic that shewas totally finewith beforeA totallynormal eventis described assoul-crushinglytraumaticHarry sayssomething soscripted itsounds like ahostage videoMeghanwipes awayan invisibletearA randomblack-and-white clipappears forno reasonA dramaticmetaphor thatmakes zerosense whenyou think aboutitA totallycandidmoment isobviouslystagedA randomhumanitarianmoment isinserted toboost credibilityMeghan subtlyimplies she’sthe first personto everexperiencesomethingA childhoodphoto is usedto make adramaticpointMeghan name-drops NelsonMandela, MayaAngelou, oranother famousthinkerMeghanhumblebragsaboutknowing acelebrityMeghan actsdeeply movedby somethingthat clearlydoesn’t warrantitMeghan claimsshe neverwantedattention whilestaring into acamera crewSomeone inyour groupcorrectlypredicts a linebefore ithappensMeghan refers toherself in the thirdperson like she’sin a documentaryabout someoneelseOveruse of theword “journey”like she’s acontestant onThe BachelorA glass of winegets refilled inresponse to aparticularlyabsurd momentAn awkwardsilence lastsjust a bit toolongMeghancomplains aboutmediaintrusion… whileshowing privatehome footageMeghaninterrupts ortalks overHarry mid-sentenceHarry staresblankly whileMeghan tellshis story forhimExaggeratedhandgestures thatfeel like badtheater actingA slow-motionwalking shotthat screams“I’m the maincharacter”Soft pianomusic swellsbefore shedrops adevastatingrevelationMeghancomparesherself to Dianafor sympathypointsSomeonewatchinggroans outloud at theTVMeghan refersto her life as astruggle whilesipping wine inMontecitoMeghan givesa long-windedanswer to avery simplequestionA single teardrop is heavilyimplied butnever actuallyseenMeghan callssomethingtoxic that shewas totally finewith beforeA totallynormal eventis described assoul-crushinglytraumaticHarry sayssomething soscripted itsounds like ahostage videoMeghanwipes awayan invisibletearA randomblack-and-white clipappears forno reasonA dramaticmetaphor thatmakes zerosense whenyou think aboutitA totallycandidmoment isobviouslystagedA randomhumanitarianmoment isinserted toboost credibilityMeghan subtlyimplies she’sthe first personto everexperiencesomething

Royal Pain Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. A childhood photo is used to make a dramatic point
  2. Meghan name-drops Nelson Mandela, Maya Angelou, or another famous thinker
  3. Meghan humblebrags about knowing a celebrity
  4. Meghan acts deeply moved by something that clearly doesn’t warrant it
  5. Meghan claims she never wanted attention while staring into a camera crew
  6. Someone in your group correctly predicts a line before it happens
  7. Meghan refers to herself in the third person like she’s in a documentary about someone else
  8. Overuse of the word “journey” like she’s a contestant on The Bachelor
  9. A glass of wine gets refilled in response to a particularly absurd moment
  10. An awkward silence lasts just a bit too long
  11. Meghan complains about media intrusion… while showing private home footage
  12. Meghan interrupts or talks over Harry mid-sentence
  13. Harry stares blankly while Meghan tells his story for him
  14. Exaggerated hand gestures that feel like bad theater acting
  15. A slow-motion walking shot that screams “I’m the main character”
  16. Soft piano music swells before she drops a devastating revelation
  17. Meghan compares herself to Diana for sympathy points
  18. Someone watching groans out loud at the TV
  19. Meghan refers to her life as a struggle while sipping wine in Montecito
  20. Meghan gives a long-winded answer to a very simple question
  21. A single tear drop is heavily implied but never actually seen
  22. Meghan calls something toxic that she was totally fine with before
  23. A totally normal event is described as soul-crushingly traumatic
  24. Harry says something so scripted it sounds like a hostage video
  25. Meghan wipes away an invisible tear
  26. A random black-and-white clip appears for no reason
  27. A dramatic metaphor that makes zero sense when you think about it
  28. A totally candid moment is obviously staged
  29. A random humanitarian moment is inserted to boost credibility
  30. Meghan subtly implies she’s the first person to ever experience something