A randomblack-and-white clipappears forno reasonMeghan subtlyimplies she’sthe first personto everexperiencesomethingAn awkwardsilence lastsjust a bit toolongMeghancomplains aboutmediaintrusion… whileshowing privatehome footageMeghancomparesherself to Dianafor sympathypointsHarry sayssomething soscripted itsounds like ahostage videoMeghan actsdeeply movedby somethingthat clearlydoesn’t warrantitMeghan callssomethingtoxic that shewas totally finewith beforeSomeone inyour groupcorrectlypredicts a linebefore ithappensOveruse of theword “journey”like she’s acontestant onThe BachelorA totallycandidmoment isobviouslystagedA dramaticmetaphor thatmakes zerosense whenyou think aboutitMeghan refers toherself in the thirdperson like she’sin a documentaryabout someoneelseA slow-motionwalking shotthat screams“I’m the maincharacter”Meghan name-drops NelsonMandela, MayaAngelou, oranother famousthinkerSomeonewatchinggroans outloud at theTVSoft pianomusic swellsbefore shedrops adevastatingrevelationMeghanhumblebragsaboutknowing acelebrityMeghan claimsshe neverwantedattention whilestaring into acamera crewExaggeratedhandgestures thatfeel like badtheater actingMeghanwipes awayan invisibletearMeghan givesa long-windedanswer to avery simplequestionHarry staresblankly whileMeghan tellshis story forhimA childhoodphoto is usedto make adramaticpointA glass of winegets refilled inresponse to aparticularlyabsurd momentMeghan refersto her life as astruggle whilesipping wine inMontecitoMeghaninterrupts ortalks overHarry mid-sentenceA totallynormal eventis described assoul-crushinglytraumaticA randomhumanitarianmoment isinserted toboost credibilityA single teardrop is heavilyimplied butnever actuallyseenA randomblack-and-white clipappears forno reasonMeghan subtlyimplies she’sthe first personto everexperiencesomethingAn awkwardsilence lastsjust a bit toolongMeghancomplains aboutmediaintrusion… whileshowing privatehome footageMeghancomparesherself to Dianafor sympathypointsHarry sayssomething soscripted itsounds like ahostage videoMeghan actsdeeply movedby somethingthat clearlydoesn’t warrantitMeghan callssomethingtoxic that shewas totally finewith beforeSomeone inyour groupcorrectlypredicts a linebefore ithappensOveruse of theword “journey”like she’s acontestant onThe BachelorA totallycandidmoment isobviouslystagedA dramaticmetaphor thatmakes zerosense whenyou think aboutitMeghan refers toherself in the thirdperson like she’sin a documentaryabout someoneelseA slow-motionwalking shotthat screams“I’m the maincharacter”Meghan name-drops NelsonMandela, MayaAngelou, oranother famousthinkerSomeonewatchinggroans outloud at theTVSoft pianomusic swellsbefore shedrops adevastatingrevelationMeghanhumblebragsaboutknowing acelebrityMeghan claimsshe neverwantedattention whilestaring into acamera crewExaggeratedhandgestures thatfeel like badtheater actingMeghanwipes awayan invisibletearMeghan givesa long-windedanswer to avery simplequestionHarry staresblankly whileMeghan tellshis story forhimA childhoodphoto is usedto make adramaticpointA glass of winegets refilled inresponse to aparticularlyabsurd momentMeghan refersto her life as astruggle whilesipping wine inMontecitoMeghaninterrupts ortalks overHarry mid-sentenceA totallynormal eventis described assoul-crushinglytraumaticA randomhumanitarianmoment isinserted toboost credibilityA single teardrop is heavilyimplied butnever actuallyseen

Royal Pain Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. A random black-and-white clip appears for no reason
  2. Meghan subtly implies she’s the first person to ever experience something
  3. An awkward silence lasts just a bit too long
  4. Meghan complains about media intrusion… while showing private home footage
  5. Meghan compares herself to Diana for sympathy points
  6. Harry says something so scripted it sounds like a hostage video
  7. Meghan acts deeply moved by something that clearly doesn’t warrant it
  8. Meghan calls something toxic that she was totally fine with before
  9. Someone in your group correctly predicts a line before it happens
  10. Overuse of the word “journey” like she’s a contestant on The Bachelor
  11. A totally candid moment is obviously staged
  12. A dramatic metaphor that makes zero sense when you think about it
  13. Meghan refers to herself in the third person like she’s in a documentary about someone else
  14. A slow-motion walking shot that screams “I’m the main character”
  15. Meghan name-drops Nelson Mandela, Maya Angelou, or another famous thinker
  16. Someone watching groans out loud at the TV
  17. Soft piano music swells before she drops a devastating revelation
  18. Meghan humblebrags about knowing a celebrity
  19. Meghan claims she never wanted attention while staring into a camera crew
  20. Exaggerated hand gestures that feel like bad theater acting
  21. Meghan wipes away an invisible tear
  22. Meghan gives a long-winded answer to a very simple question
  23. Harry stares blankly while Meghan tells his story for him
  24. A childhood photo is used to make a dramatic point
  25. A glass of wine gets refilled in response to a particularly absurd moment
  26. Meghan refers to her life as a struggle while sipping wine in Montecito
  27. Meghan interrupts or talks over Harry mid-sentence
  28. A totally normal event is described as soul-crushingly traumatic
  29. A random humanitarian moment is inserted to boost credibility
  30. A single tear drop is heavily implied but never actually seen