Meghaninterrupts ortalks overHarry mid-sentenceSoft pianomusic swellsbefore shedrops adevastatingrevelationMeghan claimsshe neverwantedattention whilestaring into acamera crewAn awkwardsilence lastsjust a bit toolongMeghan actsdeeply movedby somethingthat clearlydoesn’t warrantitA glass of winegets refilled inresponse to aparticularlyabsurd momentA dramaticmetaphor thatmakes zerosense whenyou think aboutitMeghan refersto her life as astruggle whilesipping wine inMontecitoA randomhumanitarianmoment isinserted toboost credibilityA childhoodphoto is usedto make adramaticpointExaggeratedhandgestures thatfeel like badtheater actingA totallycandidmoment isobviouslystagedA single teardrop is heavilyimplied butnever actuallyseenMeghan refers toherself in the thirdperson like she’sin a documentaryabout someoneelseMeghan callssomethingtoxic that shewas totally finewith beforeMeghanwipes awayan invisibletearMeghancomparesherself to Dianafor sympathypointsMeghancomplains aboutmediaintrusion… whileshowing privatehome footageA randomblack-and-white clipappears forno reasonMeghanhumblebragsaboutknowing acelebrityA slow-motionwalking shotthat screams“I’m the maincharacter”A totallynormal eventis described assoul-crushinglytraumaticMeghan name-drops NelsonMandela, MayaAngelou, oranother famousthinkerHarry staresblankly whileMeghan tellshis story forhimSomeone inyour groupcorrectlypredicts a linebefore ithappensHarry sayssomething soscripted itsounds like ahostage videoOveruse of theword “journey”like she’s acontestant onThe BachelorMeghan givesa long-windedanswer to avery simplequestionMeghan subtlyimplies she’sthe first personto everexperiencesomethingSomeonewatchinggroans outloud at theTVMeghaninterrupts ortalks overHarry mid-sentenceSoft pianomusic swellsbefore shedrops adevastatingrevelationMeghan claimsshe neverwantedattention whilestaring into acamera crewAn awkwardsilence lastsjust a bit toolongMeghan actsdeeply movedby somethingthat clearlydoesn’t warrantitA glass of winegets refilled inresponse to aparticularlyabsurd momentA dramaticmetaphor thatmakes zerosense whenyou think aboutitMeghan refersto her life as astruggle whilesipping wine inMontecitoA randomhumanitarianmoment isinserted toboost credibilityA childhoodphoto is usedto make adramaticpointExaggeratedhandgestures thatfeel like badtheater actingA totallycandidmoment isobviouslystagedA single teardrop is heavilyimplied butnever actuallyseenMeghan refers toherself in the thirdperson like she’sin a documentaryabout someoneelseMeghan callssomethingtoxic that shewas totally finewith beforeMeghanwipes awayan invisibletearMeghancomparesherself to Dianafor sympathypointsMeghancomplains aboutmediaintrusion… whileshowing privatehome footageA randomblack-and-white clipappears forno reasonMeghanhumblebragsaboutknowing acelebrityA slow-motionwalking shotthat screams“I’m the maincharacter”A totallynormal eventis described assoul-crushinglytraumaticMeghan name-drops NelsonMandela, MayaAngelou, oranother famousthinkerHarry staresblankly whileMeghan tellshis story forhimSomeone inyour groupcorrectlypredicts a linebefore ithappensHarry sayssomething soscripted itsounds like ahostage videoOveruse of theword “journey”like she’s acontestant onThe BachelorMeghan givesa long-windedanswer to avery simplequestionMeghan subtlyimplies she’sthe first personto everexperiencesomethingSomeonewatchinggroans outloud at theTV

Royal Pain Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Meghan interrupts or talks over Harry mid-sentence
  2. Soft piano music swells before she drops a devastating revelation
  3. Meghan claims she never wanted attention while staring into a camera crew
  4. An awkward silence lasts just a bit too long
  5. Meghan acts deeply moved by something that clearly doesn’t warrant it
  6. A glass of wine gets refilled in response to a particularly absurd moment
  7. A dramatic metaphor that makes zero sense when you think about it
  8. Meghan refers to her life as a struggle while sipping wine in Montecito
  9. A random humanitarian moment is inserted to boost credibility
  10. A childhood photo is used to make a dramatic point
  11. Exaggerated hand gestures that feel like bad theater acting
  12. A totally candid moment is obviously staged
  13. A single tear drop is heavily implied but never actually seen
  14. Meghan refers to herself in the third person like she’s in a documentary about someone else
  15. Meghan calls something toxic that she was totally fine with before
  16. Meghan wipes away an invisible tear
  17. Meghan compares herself to Diana for sympathy points
  18. Meghan complains about media intrusion… while showing private home footage
  19. A random black-and-white clip appears for no reason
  20. Meghan humblebrags about knowing a celebrity
  21. A slow-motion walking shot that screams “I’m the main character”
  22. A totally normal event is described as soul-crushingly traumatic
  23. Meghan name-drops Nelson Mandela, Maya Angelou, or another famous thinker
  24. Harry stares blankly while Meghan tells his story for him
  25. Someone in your group correctly predicts a line before it happens
  26. Harry says something so scripted it sounds like a hostage video
  27. Overuse of the word “journey” like she’s a contestant on The Bachelor
  28. Meghan gives a long-winded answer to a very simple question
  29. Meghan subtly implies she’s the first person to ever experience something
  30. Someone watching groans out loud at the TV