Meghancomplains aboutmediaintrusion… whileshowing privatehome footageMeghanwipes awayan invisibletearMeghan refers toherself in the thirdperson like she’sin a documentaryabout someoneelseA totallycandidmoment isobviouslystagedMeghanhumblebragsaboutknowing acelebrityHarry staresblankly whileMeghan tellshis story forhimMeghan givesa long-windedanswer to avery simplequestionA single teardrop is heavilyimplied butnever actuallyseenMeghaninterrupts ortalks overHarry mid-sentenceSoft pianomusic swellsbefore shedrops adevastatingrevelationA slow-motionwalking shotthat screams“I’m the maincharacter”Meghan refersto her life as astruggle whilesipping wine inMontecitoA dramaticmetaphor thatmakes zerosense whenyou think aboutitA randomhumanitarianmoment isinserted toboost credibilityOveruse of theword “journey”like she’s acontestant onThe BachelorAn awkwardsilence lastsjust a bit toolongA totallynormal eventis described assoul-crushinglytraumaticExaggeratedhandgestures thatfeel like badtheater actingSomeonewatchinggroans outloud at theTVHarry sayssomething soscripted itsounds like ahostage videoMeghan name-drops NelsonMandela, MayaAngelou, oranother famousthinkerA childhoodphoto is usedto make adramaticpointMeghancomparesherself to Dianafor sympathypointsA randomblack-and-white clipappears forno reasonMeghan subtlyimplies she’sthe first personto everexperiencesomethingA glass of winegets refilled inresponse to aparticularlyabsurd momentMeghan callssomethingtoxic that shewas totally finewith beforeMeghan actsdeeply movedby somethingthat clearlydoesn’t warrantitMeghan claimsshe neverwantedattention whilestaring into acamera crewSomeone inyour groupcorrectlypredicts a linebefore ithappensMeghancomplains aboutmediaintrusion… whileshowing privatehome footageMeghanwipes awayan invisibletearMeghan refers toherself in the thirdperson like she’sin a documentaryabout someoneelseA totallycandidmoment isobviouslystagedMeghanhumblebragsaboutknowing acelebrityHarry staresblankly whileMeghan tellshis story forhimMeghan givesa long-windedanswer to avery simplequestionA single teardrop is heavilyimplied butnever actuallyseenMeghaninterrupts ortalks overHarry mid-sentenceSoft pianomusic swellsbefore shedrops adevastatingrevelationA slow-motionwalking shotthat screams“I’m the maincharacter”Meghan refersto her life as astruggle whilesipping wine inMontecitoA dramaticmetaphor thatmakes zerosense whenyou think aboutitA randomhumanitarianmoment isinserted toboost credibilityOveruse of theword “journey”like she’s acontestant onThe BachelorAn awkwardsilence lastsjust a bit toolongA totallynormal eventis described assoul-crushinglytraumaticExaggeratedhandgestures thatfeel like badtheater actingSomeonewatchinggroans outloud at theTVHarry sayssomething soscripted itsounds like ahostage videoMeghan name-drops NelsonMandela, MayaAngelou, oranother famousthinkerA childhoodphoto is usedto make adramaticpointMeghancomparesherself to Dianafor sympathypointsA randomblack-and-white clipappears forno reasonMeghan subtlyimplies she’sthe first personto everexperiencesomethingA glass of winegets refilled inresponse to aparticularlyabsurd momentMeghan callssomethingtoxic that shewas totally finewith beforeMeghan actsdeeply movedby somethingthat clearlydoesn’t warrantitMeghan claimsshe neverwantedattention whilestaring into acamera crewSomeone inyour groupcorrectlypredicts a linebefore ithappens

Royal Pain Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Meghan complains about media intrusion… while showing private home footage
  2. Meghan wipes away an invisible tear
  3. Meghan refers to herself in the third person like she’s in a documentary about someone else
  4. A totally candid moment is obviously staged
  5. Meghan humblebrags about knowing a celebrity
  6. Harry stares blankly while Meghan tells his story for him
  7. Meghan gives a long-winded answer to a very simple question
  8. A single tear drop is heavily implied but never actually seen
  9. Meghan interrupts or talks over Harry mid-sentence
  10. Soft piano music swells before she drops a devastating revelation
  11. A slow-motion walking shot that screams “I’m the main character”
  12. Meghan refers to her life as a struggle while sipping wine in Montecito
  13. A dramatic metaphor that makes zero sense when you think about it
  14. A random humanitarian moment is inserted to boost credibility
  15. Overuse of the word “journey” like she’s a contestant on The Bachelor
  16. An awkward silence lasts just a bit too long
  17. A totally normal event is described as soul-crushingly traumatic
  18. Exaggerated hand gestures that feel like bad theater acting
  19. Someone watching groans out loud at the TV
  20. Harry says something so scripted it sounds like a hostage video
  21. Meghan name-drops Nelson Mandela, Maya Angelou, or another famous thinker
  22. A childhood photo is used to make a dramatic point
  23. Meghan compares herself to Diana for sympathy points
  24. A random black-and-white clip appears for no reason
  25. Meghan subtly implies she’s the first person to ever experience something
  26. A glass of wine gets refilled in response to a particularly absurd moment
  27. Meghan calls something toxic that she was totally fine with before
  28. Meghan acts deeply moved by something that clearly doesn’t warrant it
  29. Meghan claims she never wanted attention while staring into a camera crew
  30. Someone in your group correctly predicts a line before it happens