Soft pianomusic swellsbefore shedrops adevastatingrevelationMeghancomparesherself to Dianafor sympathypointsMeghan givesa long-windedanswer to avery simplequestionMeghan actsdeeply movedby somethingthat clearlydoesn’t warrantitSomeonewatchinggroans outloud at theTVA totallycandidmoment isobviouslystagedHarry staresblankly whileMeghan tellshis story forhimMeghan subtlyimplies she’sthe first personto everexperiencesomethingMeghan claimsshe neverwantedattention whilestaring into acamera crewA randomblack-and-white clipappears forno reasonMeghaninterrupts ortalks overHarry mid-sentenceExaggeratedhandgestures thatfeel like badtheater actingMeghanwipes awayan invisibletearMeghan refersto her life as astruggle whilesipping wine inMontecitoA randomhumanitarianmoment isinserted toboost credibilityA childhoodphoto is usedto make adramaticpointMeghancomplains aboutmediaintrusion… whileshowing privatehome footageMeghan refers toherself in the thirdperson like she’sin a documentaryabout someoneelseHarry sayssomething soscripted itsounds like ahostage videoOveruse of theword “journey”like she’s acontestant onThe BachelorA single teardrop is heavilyimplied butnever actuallyseenAn awkwardsilence lastsjust a bit toolongSomeone inyour groupcorrectlypredicts a linebefore ithappensMeghan callssomethingtoxic that shewas totally finewith beforeA dramaticmetaphor thatmakes zerosense whenyou think aboutitMeghanhumblebragsaboutknowing acelebrityA totallynormal eventis described assoul-crushinglytraumaticA slow-motionwalking shotthat screams“I’m the maincharacter”Meghan name-drops NelsonMandela, MayaAngelou, oranother famousthinkerA glass of winegets refilled inresponse to aparticularlyabsurd momentSoft pianomusic swellsbefore shedrops adevastatingrevelationMeghancomparesherself to Dianafor sympathypointsMeghan givesa long-windedanswer to avery simplequestionMeghan actsdeeply movedby somethingthat clearlydoesn’t warrantitSomeonewatchinggroans outloud at theTVA totallycandidmoment isobviouslystagedHarry staresblankly whileMeghan tellshis story forhimMeghan subtlyimplies she’sthe first personto everexperiencesomethingMeghan claimsshe neverwantedattention whilestaring into acamera crewA randomblack-and-white clipappears forno reasonMeghaninterrupts ortalks overHarry mid-sentenceExaggeratedhandgestures thatfeel like badtheater actingMeghanwipes awayan invisibletearMeghan refersto her life as astruggle whilesipping wine inMontecitoA randomhumanitarianmoment isinserted toboost credibilityA childhoodphoto is usedto make adramaticpointMeghancomplains aboutmediaintrusion… whileshowing privatehome footageMeghan refers toherself in the thirdperson like she’sin a documentaryabout someoneelseHarry sayssomething soscripted itsounds like ahostage videoOveruse of theword “journey”like she’s acontestant onThe BachelorA single teardrop is heavilyimplied butnever actuallyseenAn awkwardsilence lastsjust a bit toolongSomeone inyour groupcorrectlypredicts a linebefore ithappensMeghan callssomethingtoxic that shewas totally finewith beforeA dramaticmetaphor thatmakes zerosense whenyou think aboutitMeghanhumblebragsaboutknowing acelebrityA totallynormal eventis described assoul-crushinglytraumaticA slow-motionwalking shotthat screams“I’m the maincharacter”Meghan name-drops NelsonMandela, MayaAngelou, oranother famousthinkerA glass of winegets refilled inresponse to aparticularlyabsurd moment

Royal Pain Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Soft piano music swells before she drops a devastating revelation
  2. Meghan compares herself to Diana for sympathy points
  3. Meghan gives a long-winded answer to a very simple question
  4. Meghan acts deeply moved by something that clearly doesn’t warrant it
  5. Someone watching groans out loud at the TV
  6. A totally candid moment is obviously staged
  7. Harry stares blankly while Meghan tells his story for him
  8. Meghan subtly implies she’s the first person to ever experience something
  9. Meghan claims she never wanted attention while staring into a camera crew
  10. A random black-and-white clip appears for no reason
  11. Meghan interrupts or talks over Harry mid-sentence
  12. Exaggerated hand gestures that feel like bad theater acting
  13. Meghan wipes away an invisible tear
  14. Meghan refers to her life as a struggle while sipping wine in Montecito
  15. A random humanitarian moment is inserted to boost credibility
  16. A childhood photo is used to make a dramatic point
  17. Meghan complains about media intrusion… while showing private home footage
  18. Meghan refers to herself in the third person like she’s in a documentary about someone else
  19. Harry says something so scripted it sounds like a hostage video
  20. Overuse of the word “journey” like she’s a contestant on The Bachelor
  21. A single tear drop is heavily implied but never actually seen
  22. An awkward silence lasts just a bit too long
  23. Someone in your group correctly predicts a line before it happens
  24. Meghan calls something toxic that she was totally fine with before
  25. A dramatic metaphor that makes zero sense when you think about it
  26. Meghan humblebrags about knowing a celebrity
  27. A totally normal event is described as soul-crushingly traumatic
  28. A slow-motion walking shot that screams “I’m the main character”
  29. Meghan name-drops Nelson Mandela, Maya Angelou, or another famous thinker
  30. A glass of wine gets refilled in response to a particularly absurd moment