SmokebreakWake up severaltimes throughoutthe night,interrupting your7+ hours ofsleepLet someoneknow that youare better thanthem and besmug about itSurvive eatinglunch in theschool cafeteriawith all of thestudents therewith youListentoSlayerIgnore acoworker whotrying to havea conversationwith youSpend 10minutes eatingmore snacksthan you shouldin the teacher'sloungeWearMAGA &DOGEswagShotswith apalPrint a middlefinger andinteroffice itto a coworker10 donuts& 10cookiesTear yourACL whileattempting todo 25jumping jacksCreate yourown favoritestudents listwith a coworkerand post it inyour classroomStart andend your daywishing youhad called insickgiveyourselfanxietySpendtime in aDenny'sat 3AMTry a newflavor ofvape juicePractice deepbreathingwith yourhead in anovenAttempt to readthe articles inPlayboy, butultimately getdistracted bythe picturesStumble10,000steps homefrom a barAccidentallysend anude to aD34 friendSend a staffput down tosomeone inyour buildingSlap awellnesswarriorFailmiserably ata goal didn'tcome closeto achievingSmokebreakWake up severaltimes throughoutthe night,interrupting your7+ hours ofsleepLet someoneknow that youare better thanthem and besmug about itSurvive eatinglunch in theschool cafeteriawith all of thestudents therewith youListentoSlayerIgnore acoworker whotrying to havea conversationwith youSpend 10minutes eatingmore snacksthan you shouldin the teacher'sloungeWearMAGA &DOGEswagShotswith apalPrint a middlefinger andinteroffice itto a coworker10 donuts& 10cookiesTear yourACL whileattempting todo 25jumping jacksCreate yourown favoritestudents listwith a coworkerand post it inyour classroomStart andend your daywishing youhad called insickgiveyourselfanxietySpendtime in aDenny'sat 3AMTry a newflavor ofvape juicePractice deepbreathingwith yourhead in anovenAttempt to readthe articles inPlayboy, butultimately getdistracted bythe picturesStumble10,000steps homefrom a barAccidentallysend anude to aD34 friendSend a staffput down tosomeone inyour buildingSlap awellnesswarriorFailmiserably ata goal didn'tcome closeto achieving

Not So Wellness Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Smoke break
  2. Wake up several times throughout the night, interrupting your 7+ hours of sleep
  3. Let someone know that you are better than them and be smug about it
  4. Survive eating lunch in the school cafeteria with all of the students there with you
  5. Listen to Slayer
  6. Ignore a coworker who trying to have a conversation with you
  7. Spend 10 minutes eating more snacks than you should in the teacher's lounge
  8. Wear MAGA & DOGE swag
  9. Shots with a pal
  10. Print a middle finger and interoffice it to a coworker
  11. 10 donuts & 10 cookies
  12. Tear your ACL while attempting to do 25 jumping jacks
  13. Create your own favorite students list with a coworker and post it in your classroom
  14. Start and end your day wishing you had called in sick
  15. give yourself anxiety
  16. Spend time in a Denny's at 3AM
  17. Try a new flavor of vape juice
  18. Practice deep breathing with your head in an oven
  19. Attempt to read the articles in Playboy, but ultimately get distracted by the pictures
  20. Stumble 10,000 steps home from a bar
  21. Accidentally send a nude to a D34 friend
  22. Send a staff put down to someone in your building
  23. Slap a wellness warrior
  24. Fail miserably at a goal didn't come close to achieving