Insists youneed to goto churchmoreMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceMakes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”Tries tostart apoliticaldebateSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedGrills himabout hisjobSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeBrings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelPassive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Asks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Sayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryComparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofSayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingComplainsabout“woke”cultureAsks howmuchmoney hemakes“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Talks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Sayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicCalls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingCalls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansAsks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetPassive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youIgnores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesClaimsyourgenerationis too softComplainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughUses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionRandomlystartstalkingabout gunsJokes abouthim needingto providefor youExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipAsks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantMakes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miseryComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Callssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Sayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Insists youneed to goto churchmoreMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceMakes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”Tries tostart apoliticaldebateSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedGrills himabout hisjobSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeBrings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelPassive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Asks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Sayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryComparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofSayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingComplainsabout“woke”cultureAsks howmuchmoney hemakes“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Talks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Sayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicCalls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingCalls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansAsks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetPassive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youIgnores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesClaimsyourgenerationis too softComplainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughUses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionRandomlystartstalkingabout gunsJokes abouthim needingto providefor youExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipAsks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantMakes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miseryComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Callssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Sayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”

Father stuff - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Insists you need to go to church more
  2. Makes a comment about a woman’s appearance
  3. Makes an awkward or sexist joke and expects him to laugh
  4. Complains about “kids these days”
  5. Tries to start a political debate
  6. Says something completely incorrect about politics
  7. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  8. Insists he needs to be a churchgoer
  9. Tries to bait him into a political debate
  10. Brags about something he definitely exaggerated
  11. Grills him about his job
  12. Says “you’ll change your mind” about something important to you
  13. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  14. Heavy sigh and disappointed head shake
  15. Brings up Fox News as if it’s gospel
  16. Passive-aggressively implies your job isn’t real work
  17. Claims his generation was the last to have “real values”
  18. Asks if he’s a “real man” (e.g., can he fix a car?)
  19. Says something aggressively wrong about history
  20. Compares your life choices to a cousin you’ve never heard of
  21. Says something wildly incorrect about how the economy works
  22. Says something homophobic or racist and then claims he’s just joking
  23. Complains about “woke” culture
  24. Asks how much money he makes
  25. “So, what are your intentions with my daughter?”
  26. Talks about “the good old days” (that weren’t good for most people)
  27. “We didn’t have [basic human rights] growing up, and we turned out fine”
  28. Says something casually racist or homophobic
  29. Calls him “boy” or something slightly condescending
  30. Calls something “woke” with no actual understanding of what it means
  31. Asks why you aren’t married yet
  32. Passive-aggressively implies he isn’t good enough for you
  33. Ignores him when he talks and changes the subject
  34. Makes a weird comment about women’s roles
  35. Randomly complains about taxes
  36. Claims your generation is too soft
  37. Complains about young people not working hard enough
  38. Uses “back in my day” to justify a bad opinion
  39. Randomly starts talking about guns
  40. Jokes about him needing to provide for you
  41. Exaggerates a story about himself to sound impressive
  42. Suggests an outdated or completely incorrect financial tip
  43. Asks why you don’t visit more but makes no effort to be pleasant
  44. Makes a bad joke about how marriage = misery
  45. Complains about how “men aren’t men anymore”
  46. Calls something communist that absolutely isn’t
  47. Says something sexist (bonus if about you)
  48. Says something about “real men” or “real women”