Heavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesBrings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelTalks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Makes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miserySays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Asks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantCalls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansPassive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipTries tostart apoliticaldebateSayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Asks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetSayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryAsks howmuchmoney hemakesTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateAsks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Sayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksMakes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughRandomlystartstalkingabout guns“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Claimsyourgenerationis too softGrills himabout hisjobIgnores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectComplainsabout“woke”cultureComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Calls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”Brings up aconspiracytheory asfactComplainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughComparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Passive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsInsists youneed to goto churchmore“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Jokes abouthim needingto providefor youUses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesBrings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelTalks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Makes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miserySays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Asks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantCalls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansPassive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipTries tostart apoliticaldebateSayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Asks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetSayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryAsks howmuchmoney hemakesTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateAsks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Sayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksMakes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughRandomlystartstalkingabout guns“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Claimsyourgenerationis too softGrills himabout hisjobIgnores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectComplainsabout“woke”cultureComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Calls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”Brings up aconspiracytheory asfactComplainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughComparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Passive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsInsists youneed to goto churchmore“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Jokes abouthim needingto providefor youUses “backin my day”to justify abad opinion

Father stuff - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Heavy sigh and disappointed head shake
  2. Makes a weird comment about women’s roles
  3. Brings up Fox News as if it’s gospel
  4. Talks about “the good old days” (that weren’t good for most people)
  5. Makes a bad joke about how marriage = misery
  6. Says “you’ll change your mind” about something important to you
  7. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  8. Says something homophobic or racist and then claims he’s just joking
  9. Exaggerates a story about himself to sound impressive
  10. Says something casually racist or homophobic
  11. Calls something communist that absolutely isn’t
  12. Brags about something he definitely exaggerated
  13. Claims his generation was the last to have “real values”
  14. Asks why you don’t visit more but makes no effort to be pleasant
  15. Calls something “woke” with no actual understanding of what it means
  16. Passive-aggressively implies he isn’t good enough for you
  17. Suggests an outdated or completely incorrect financial tip
  18. Tries to start a political debate
  19. Says something about “real men” or “real women”
  20. Asks why you aren’t married yet
  21. Says something aggressively wrong about history
  22. Asks how much money he makes
  23. Tries to bait him into a political debate
  24. Asks if he’s a “real man” (e.g., can he fix a car?)
  25. Says something wildly incorrect about how the economy works
  26. Makes an awkward or sexist joke and expects him to laugh
  27. Randomly starts talking about guns
  28. “We didn’t have [basic human rights] growing up, and we turned out fine”
  29. Claims your generation is too soft
  30. Grills him about his job
  31. Ignores him when he talks and changes the subject
  32. Complains about “woke” culture
  33. Complains about how “men aren’t men anymore”
  34. Calls him “boy” or something slightly condescending
  35. Randomly complains about taxes
  36. Complains about “kids these days”
  37. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  38. Complains about young people not working hard enough
  39. Compares your life choices to a cousin you’ve never heard of
  40. Says something sexist (bonus if about you)
  41. Passive-aggressively implies your job isn’t real work
  42. Insists he needs to be a churchgoer
  43. Makes a comment about a woman’s appearance
  44. Says something completely incorrect about politics
  45. Insists you need to go to church more
  46. “So, what are your intentions with my daughter?”
  47. Jokes about him needing to provide for you
  48. Uses “back in my day” to justify a bad opinion