Talks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Sayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicMakes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughIgnores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectCalls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansMakes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miseryClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Brings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesRandomlystartstalkingabout gunsRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipSayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryJokes abouthim needingto providefor youHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsAsks howmuchmoney hemakes“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Comparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Calls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingTries tostart apoliticaldebateInsists youneed to goto churchmoreUses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouSayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”Complainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughClaimsyourgenerationis too softComplainsabout“woke”cultureExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressivePassive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Asks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Brings up aconspiracytheory asfactBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerSayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Grills himabout hisjobAsks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetPassive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactAsks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantTalks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Sayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicMakes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughIgnores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectCalls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansMakes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miseryClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Brings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesRandomlystartstalkingabout gunsRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipSayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryJokes abouthim needingto providefor youHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsAsks howmuchmoney hemakes“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Comparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Calls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingTries tostart apoliticaldebateInsists youneed to goto churchmoreUses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouSayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”Complainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughClaimsyourgenerationis too softComplainsabout“woke”cultureExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressivePassive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Asks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Brings up aconspiracytheory asfactBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerSayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Grills himabout hisjobAsks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetPassive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactAsks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasant

Father stuff - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Talks about “the good old days” (that weren’t good for most people)
  2. Says something casually racist or homophobic
  3. Makes an awkward or sexist joke and expects him to laugh
  4. Ignores him when he talks and changes the subject
  5. Calls something “woke” with no actual understanding of what it means
  6. Makes a bad joke about how marriage = misery
  7. Claims his generation was the last to have “real values”
  8. Brings up Fox News as if it’s gospel
  9. Makes a weird comment about women’s roles
  10. Randomly starts talking about guns
  11. Randomly complains about taxes
  12. Suggests an outdated or completely incorrect financial tip
  13. Says something aggressively wrong about history
  14. Jokes about him needing to provide for you
  15. Heavy sigh and disappointed head shake
  16. Calls something communist that absolutely isn’t
  17. Makes a comment about a woman’s appearance
  18. Says something homophobic or racist and then claims he’s just joking
  19. Says something completely incorrect about politics
  20. Asks how much money he makes
  21. “We didn’t have [basic human rights] growing up, and we turned out fine”
  22. “So, what are your intentions with my daughter?”
  23. Compares your life choices to a cousin you’ve never heard of
  24. Says something sexist (bonus if about you)
  25. Calls him “boy” or something slightly condescending
  26. Tries to start a political debate
  27. Insists you need to go to church more
  28. Uses “back in my day” to justify a bad opinion
  29. Says “you’ll change your mind” about something important to you
  30. Says something wildly incorrect about how the economy works
  31. Complains about “kids these days”
  32. Complains about young people not working hard enough
  33. Claims your generation is too soft
  34. Complains about “woke” culture
  35. Exaggerates a story about himself to sound impressive
  36. Passive-aggressively implies he isn’t good enough for you
  37. Tries to bait him into a political debate
  38. Complains about how “men aren’t men anymore”
  39. Asks if he’s a “real man” (e.g., can he fix a car?)
  40. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  41. Brags about something he definitely exaggerated
  42. Insists he needs to be a churchgoer
  43. Says something about “real men” or “real women”
  44. Grills him about his job
  45. Asks why you aren’t married yet
  46. Passive-aggressively implies your job isn’t real work
  47. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  48. Asks why you don’t visit more but makes no effort to be pleasant