Randomlystartstalkingabout gunsSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerMakes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miserySayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy works“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Sayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateComplainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughAsks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Talks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)RandomlycomplainsabouttaxesPassive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkAsks howmuchmoney hemakesCalls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingBrings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelGrills himabout hisjobCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tMakes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughJokes abouthim needingto providefor youSayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Complainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Comparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofIgnores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectUses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tip“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Says “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouCalls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”Claimsyourgenerationis too softBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Tries tostart apoliticaldebateMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceSayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryAsks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantComplainsabout“woke”cultureSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Asks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetInsists youneed to goto churchmorePassive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youRandomlystartstalkingabout gunsSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerMakes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miserySayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy works“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Sayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateComplainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughAsks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Talks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)RandomlycomplainsabouttaxesPassive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkAsks howmuchmoney hemakesCalls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingBrings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelGrills himabout hisjobCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tMakes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughJokes abouthim needingto providefor youSayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Complainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Comparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofIgnores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectUses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tip“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Says “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouCalls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”Claimsyourgenerationis too softBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Tries tostart apoliticaldebateMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceSayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryAsks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantComplainsabout“woke”cultureSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Asks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetInsists youneed to goto churchmorePassive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor you

Father stuff - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Randomly starts talking about guns
  2. Says something casually racist or homophobic
  3. Insists he needs to be a churchgoer
  4. Makes a bad joke about how marriage = misery
  5. Says something wildly incorrect about how the economy works
  6. “So, what are your intentions with my daughter?”
  7. Says something completely incorrect about politics
  8. Exaggerates a story about himself to sound impressive
  9. Brags about something he definitely exaggerated
  10. Tries to bait him into a political debate
  11. Complains about young people not working hard enough
  12. Asks if he’s a “real man” (e.g., can he fix a car?)
  13. Talks about “the good old days” (that weren’t good for most people)
  14. Randomly complains about taxes
  15. Passive-aggressively implies your job isn’t real work
  16. Asks how much money he makes
  17. Calls something “woke” with no actual understanding of what it means
  18. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  19. Says something homophobic or racist and then claims he’s just joking
  20. Brings up Fox News as if it’s gospel
  21. Grills him about his job
  22. Calls something communist that absolutely isn’t
  23. Makes an awkward or sexist joke and expects him to laugh
  24. Jokes about him needing to provide for you
  25. Says something about “real men” or “real women”
  26. Complains about how “men aren’t men anymore”
  27. Compares your life choices to a cousin you’ve never heard of
  28. Ignores him when he talks and changes the subject
  29. Uses “back in my day” to justify a bad opinion
  30. Suggests an outdated or completely incorrect financial tip
  31. “We didn’t have [basic human rights] growing up, and we turned out fine”
  32. Says “you’ll change your mind” about something important to you
  33. Calls him “boy” or something slightly condescending
  34. Makes a weird comment about women’s roles
  35. Complains about “kids these days”
  36. Claims your generation is too soft
  37. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  38. Heavy sigh and disappointed head shake
  39. Claims his generation was the last to have “real values”
  40. Tries to start a political debate
  41. Makes a comment about a woman’s appearance
  42. Says something aggressively wrong about history
  43. Asks why you don’t visit more but makes no effort to be pleasant
  44. Complains about “woke” culture
  45. Says something sexist (bonus if about you)
  46. Asks why you aren’t married yet
  47. Insists you need to go to church more
  48. Passive-aggressively implies he isn’t good enough for you