Asks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Insists youneed to goto churchmoreRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesComplainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughPassive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youPassive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkTalks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Makes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miserySayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Randomlystartstalkingabout gunsComplainsabout“woke”cultureSayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouClaimsyourgenerationis too softAsks howmuchmoney hemakesMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeIgnores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceJokes abouthim needingto providefor youTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedAsks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobic“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Tries tostart apoliticaldebateSayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Makes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”Sayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Claims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Exaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveSayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryCalls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerBrings up aconspiracytheory asfact“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Grills himabout hisjobSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipUses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionCalls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingBrings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelComparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofAsks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetAsks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Insists youneed to goto churchmoreRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesComplainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughPassive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youPassive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkTalks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Makes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miserySayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Randomlystartstalkingabout gunsComplainsabout“woke”cultureSayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouClaimsyourgenerationis too softAsks howmuchmoney hemakesMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeIgnores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceJokes abouthim needingto providefor youTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedAsks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobic“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Tries tostart apoliticaldebateSayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Makes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”Sayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Claims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Exaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveSayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryCalls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerBrings up aconspiracytheory asfact“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Grills himabout hisjobSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipUses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionCalls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingBrings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelComparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofAsks whyyou aren’tmarriedyet

Father stuff - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Asks if he’s a “real man” (e.g., can he fix a car?)
  2. Insists you need to go to church more
  3. Randomly complains about taxes
  4. Complains about young people not working hard enough
  5. Passive-aggressively implies he isn’t good enough for you
  6. Passive-aggressively implies your job isn’t real work
  7. Talks about “the good old days” (that weren’t good for most people)
  8. Makes a bad joke about how marriage = misery
  9. Says something homophobic or racist and then claims he’s just joking
  10. Complains about how “men aren’t men anymore”
  11. Randomly starts talking about guns
  12. Complains about “woke” culture
  13. Says something wildly incorrect about how the economy works
  14. Calls something communist that absolutely isn’t
  15. Says “you’ll change your mind” about something important to you
  16. Claims your generation is too soft
  17. Asks how much money he makes
  18. Makes a weird comment about women’s roles
  19. Heavy sigh and disappointed head shake
  20. Ignores him when he talks and changes the subject
  21. Makes a comment about a woman’s appearance
  22. Jokes about him needing to provide for you
  23. Tries to bait him into a political debate
  24. Brags about something he definitely exaggerated
  25. Asks why you don’t visit more but makes no effort to be pleasant
  26. Says something casually racist or homophobic
  27. “We didn’t have [basic human rights] growing up, and we turned out fine”
  28. Tries to start a political debate
  29. Says something about “real men” or “real women”
  30. Makes an awkward or sexist joke and expects him to laugh
  31. Complains about “kids these days”
  32. Says something completely incorrect about politics
  33. Says something sexist (bonus if about you)
  34. Claims his generation was the last to have “real values”
  35. Exaggerates a story about himself to sound impressive
  36. Says something aggressively wrong about history
  37. Calls something “woke” with no actual understanding of what it means
  38. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  39. Insists he needs to be a churchgoer
  40. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  41. “So, what are your intentions with my daughter?”
  42. Grills him about his job
  43. Suggests an outdated or completely incorrect financial tip
  44. Uses “back in my day” to justify a bad opinion
  45. Calls him “boy” or something slightly condescending
  46. Brings up Fox News as if it’s gospel
  47. Compares your life choices to a cousin you’ve never heard of
  48. Asks why you aren’t married yet