Passive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youCalls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouTalks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Callssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingAsks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactComplainsabout“woke”cultureTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Passive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicInsists youneed to goto churchmoreUses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionMakes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipBrings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceCalls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s roles“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Comparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”Sayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryAsks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Grills himabout hisjob“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Complainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Ignores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactClaimsyourgenerationis too softComplainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughTries tostart apoliticaldebateClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Asks howmuchmoney hemakesExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveSayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Insists heneeds tobe achurchgoerRandomlystartstalkingabout gunsHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeAsks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantJokes abouthim needingto providefor youSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsMakes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miseryBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedSayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksPassive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youCalls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouTalks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Callssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingAsks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactComplainsabout“woke”cultureTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Passive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicInsists youneed to goto churchmoreUses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionMakes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipBrings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceCalls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s roles“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Comparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”Sayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryAsks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Grills himabout hisjob“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Complainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Ignores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactClaimsyourgenerationis too softComplainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughTries tostart apoliticaldebateClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Asks howmuchmoney hemakesExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveSayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Insists heneeds tobe achurchgoerRandomlystartstalkingabout gunsHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeAsks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantJokes abouthim needingto providefor youSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsMakes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miseryBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedSayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy works

Father stuff - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Passive-aggressively implies he isn’t good enough for you
  2. Calls him “boy” or something slightly condescending
  3. Says “you’ll change your mind” about something important to you
  4. Talks about “the good old days” (that weren’t good for most people)
  5. Calls something communist that absolutely isn’t
  6. Says something homophobic or racist and then claims he’s just joking
  7. Asks why you aren’t married yet
  8. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  9. Complains about “woke” culture
  10. Tries to bait him into a political debate
  11. Randomly complains about taxes
  12. Says something sexist (bonus if about you)
  13. Passive-aggressively implies your job isn’t real work
  14. Says something casually racist or homophobic
  15. Insists you need to go to church more
  16. Uses “back in my day” to justify a bad opinion
  17. Makes an awkward or sexist joke and expects him to laugh
  18. Suggests an outdated or completely incorrect financial tip
  19. Brings up Fox News as if it’s gospel
  20. Makes a comment about a woman’s appearance
  21. Calls something “woke” with no actual understanding of what it means
  22. Makes a weird comment about women’s roles
  23. “We didn’t have [basic human rights] growing up, and we turned out fine”
  24. Compares your life choices to a cousin you’ve never heard of
  25. Complains about “kids these days”
  26. Says something aggressively wrong about history
  27. Asks if he’s a “real man” (e.g., can he fix a car?)
  28. Grills him about his job
  29. “So, what are your intentions with my daughter?”
  30. Complains about how “men aren’t men anymore”
  31. Ignores him when he talks and changes the subject
  32. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  33. Claims your generation is too soft
  34. Complains about young people not working hard enough
  35. Tries to start a political debate
  36. Claims his generation was the last to have “real values”
  37. Asks how much money he makes
  38. Exaggerates a story about himself to sound impressive
  39. Says something about “real men” or “real women”
  40. Insists he needs to be a churchgoer
  41. Randomly starts talking about guns
  42. Heavy sigh and disappointed head shake
  43. Asks why you don’t visit more but makes no effort to be pleasant
  44. Jokes about him needing to provide for you
  45. Says something completely incorrect about politics
  46. Makes a bad joke about how marriage = misery
  47. Brags about something he definitely exaggerated
  48. Says something wildly incorrect about how the economy works