Asks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicSayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingUses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Exaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveAsks whyyou aren’tmarriedyet“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Randomlystartstalkingabout gunsMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesJokes abouthim needingto providefor youTries tostart apoliticaldebateTalks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Passive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youComplainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughIgnores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Sayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistorySayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Insists youneed to goto churchmoreSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tComplainsabout“woke”cultureCalls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Passive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkComparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsMakes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miseryGrills himabout hisjobSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Asks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Makes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughBrings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerCalls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansClaimsyourgenerationis too softAsks howmuchmoney hemakesAsks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicSayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingUses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Exaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveAsks whyyou aren’tmarriedyet“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Randomlystartstalkingabout gunsMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesJokes abouthim needingto providefor youTries tostart apoliticaldebateTalks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Passive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youComplainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughIgnores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Sayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistorySayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Insists youneed to goto churchmoreSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tComplainsabout“woke”cultureCalls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Passive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkComparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsMakes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miseryGrills himabout hisjobSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Asks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Makes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughBrings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerCalls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansClaimsyourgenerationis too softAsks howmuchmoney hemakes

Father stuff - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Asks why you don’t visit more but makes no effort to be pleasant
  2. Makes a comment about a woman’s appearance
  3. Tries to bait him into a political debate
  4. Randomly complains about taxes
  5. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  6. Brags about something he definitely exaggerated
  7. Says something casually racist or homophobic
  8. Says something wildly incorrect about how the economy works
  9. Says something homophobic or racist and then claims he’s just joking
  10. Uses “back in my day” to justify a bad opinion
  11. Complains about “kids these days”
  12. “So, what are your intentions with my daughter?”
  13. Exaggerates a story about himself to sound impressive
  14. Asks why you aren’t married yet
  15. “We didn’t have [basic human rights] growing up, and we turned out fine”
  16. Randomly starts talking about guns
  17. Makes a weird comment about women’s roles
  18. Jokes about him needing to provide for you
  19. Tries to start a political debate
  20. Talks about “the good old days” (that weren’t good for most people)
  21. Passive-aggressively implies he isn’t good enough for you
  22. Complains about young people not working hard enough
  23. Ignores him when he talks and changes the subject
  24. Complains about how “men aren’t men anymore”
  25. Says something aggressively wrong about history
  26. Says something about “real men” or “real women”
  27. Insists you need to go to church more
  28. Suggests an outdated or completely incorrect financial tip
  29. Calls something communist that absolutely isn’t
  30. Complains about “woke” culture
  31. Calls him “boy” or something slightly condescending
  32. Claims his generation was the last to have “real values”
  33. Passive-aggressively implies your job isn’t real work
  34. Compares your life choices to a cousin you’ve never heard of
  35. Heavy sigh and disappointed head shake
  36. Says something completely incorrect about politics
  37. Makes a bad joke about how marriage = misery
  38. Grills him about his job
  39. Says something sexist (bonus if about you)
  40. Asks if he’s a “real man” (e.g., can he fix a car?)
  41. Makes an awkward or sexist joke and expects him to laugh
  42. Brings up Fox News as if it’s gospel
  43. Says “you’ll change your mind” about something important to you
  44. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  45. Insists he needs to be a churchgoer
  46. Calls something “woke” with no actual understanding of what it means
  47. Claims your generation is too soft
  48. Asks how much money he makes