Passive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouCalls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingBrings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelJokes abouthim needingto providefor youTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Grills himabout hisjobAsks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetRandomlystartstalkingabout gunsInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tInsists youneed to goto churchmoreHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeSayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksComplainsabout“woke”cultureIgnores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedAsks howmuchmoney hemakesAsks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantClaimsyourgenerationis too softComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”Makes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughPassive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkTalks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Sayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Brings up aconspiracytheory asfactComplainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesCalls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Uses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicBrings up aconspiracytheory asfact“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Comparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipMakes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =misery“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Asks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Tries tostart apoliticaldebateSayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistorySayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Passive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouCalls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingBrings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelJokes abouthim needingto providefor youTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Grills himabout hisjobAsks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetRandomlystartstalkingabout gunsInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tInsists youneed to goto churchmoreHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeSayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksComplainsabout“woke”cultureIgnores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedAsks howmuchmoney hemakesAsks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantClaimsyourgenerationis too softComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”Makes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughPassive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkTalks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Sayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Brings up aconspiracytheory asfactComplainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesCalls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Uses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicBrings up aconspiracytheory asfact“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Comparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipMakes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =misery“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Asks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Tries tostart apoliticaldebateSayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistorySayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)

Father stuff - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Passive-aggressively implies he isn’t good enough for you
  2. Makes a weird comment about women’s roles
  3. Says “you’ll change your mind” about something important to you
  4. Calls him “boy” or something slightly condescending
  5. Brings up Fox News as if it’s gospel
  6. Jokes about him needing to provide for you
  7. Tries to bait him into a political debate
  8. Claims his generation was the last to have “real values”
  9. Grills him about his job
  10. Asks why you aren’t married yet
  11. Randomly starts talking about guns
  12. Insists he needs to be a churchgoer
  13. Calls something communist that absolutely isn’t
  14. Insists you need to go to church more
  15. Heavy sigh and disappointed head shake
  16. Says something wildly incorrect about how the economy works
  17. Complains about “woke” culture
  18. Ignores him when he talks and changes the subject
  19. Makes a comment about a woman’s appearance
  20. Says something completely incorrect about politics
  21. Brags about something he definitely exaggerated
  22. Asks how much money he makes
  23. Asks why you don’t visit more but makes no effort to be pleasant
  24. Claims your generation is too soft
  25. Complains about “kids these days”
  26. Makes an awkward or sexist joke and expects him to laugh
  27. Passive-aggressively implies your job isn’t real work
  28. Talks about “the good old days” (that weren’t good for most people)
  29. Says something about “real men” or “real women”
  30. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  31. Complains about young people not working hard enough
  32. Says something homophobic or racist and then claims he’s just joking
  33. Randomly complains about taxes
  34. Calls something “woke” with no actual understanding of what it means
  35. Exaggerates a story about himself to sound impressive
  36. Complains about how “men aren’t men anymore”
  37. Uses “back in my day” to justify a bad opinion
  38. Says something casually racist or homophobic
  39. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  40. “So, what are your intentions with my daughter?”
  41. Compares your life choices to a cousin you’ve never heard of
  42. Suggests an outdated or completely incorrect financial tip
  43. Makes a bad joke about how marriage = misery
  44. “We didn’t have [basic human rights] growing up, and we turned out fine”
  45. Asks if he’s a “real man” (e.g., can he fix a car?)
  46. Tries to start a political debate
  47. Says something aggressively wrong about history
  48. Says something sexist (bonus if about you)