Brings up aconspiracytheory asfactSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipMakes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miseryTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Uses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’t“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Claimsyourgenerationis too softBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedCalls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesComplainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughAsks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetTalks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Exaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveTries tostart apoliticaldebateSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Complainsabout“woke”cultureMakes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughPassive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkSayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksSayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Complainsabout “kidsthesedays”Comparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofSayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Calls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeJokes abouthim needingto providefor youInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoer“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Passive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesGrills himabout hisjobSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingAsks howmuchmoney hemakesInsists youneed to goto churchmoreRandomlystartstalkingabout gunsIgnores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactAsks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantAsks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Brings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipMakes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miseryTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Uses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’t“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Claimsyourgenerationis too softBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedCalls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesComplainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughAsks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetTalks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Exaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveTries tostart apoliticaldebateSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Complainsabout“woke”cultureMakes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughPassive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkSayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksSayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Complainsabout “kidsthesedays”Comparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofSayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Calls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeJokes abouthim needingto providefor youInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoer“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Passive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesGrills himabout hisjobSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingAsks howmuchmoney hemakesInsists youneed to goto churchmoreRandomlystartstalkingabout gunsIgnores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactAsks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantAsks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Brings upFox Newsas if it’sgospel

Father stuff - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  2. Says “you’ll change your mind” about something important to you
  3. Suggests an outdated or completely incorrect financial tip
  4. Makes a bad joke about how marriage = misery
  5. Tries to bait him into a political debate
  6. Says something completely incorrect about politics
  7. Complains about how “men aren’t men anymore”
  8. Uses “back in my day” to justify a bad opinion
  9. Calls something communist that absolutely isn’t
  10. “So, what are your intentions with my daughter?”
  11. Claims your generation is too soft
  12. Brags about something he definitely exaggerated
  13. Calls him “boy” or something slightly condescending
  14. Randomly complains about taxes
  15. Complains about young people not working hard enough
  16. Asks why you aren’t married yet
  17. Talks about “the good old days” (that weren’t good for most people)
  18. Exaggerates a story about himself to sound impressive
  19. Tries to start a political debate
  20. Says something sexist (bonus if about you)
  21. Complains about “woke” culture
  22. Makes an awkward or sexist joke and expects him to laugh
  23. Passive-aggressively implies your job isn’t real work
  24. Says something wildly incorrect about how the economy works
  25. Says something aggressively wrong about history
  26. Claims his generation was the last to have “real values”
  27. Complains about “kids these days”
  28. Compares your life choices to a cousin you’ve never heard of
  29. Says something about “real men” or “real women”
  30. Calls something “woke” with no actual understanding of what it means
  31. Heavy sigh and disappointed head shake
  32. Jokes about him needing to provide for you
  33. Insists he needs to be a churchgoer
  34. “We didn’t have [basic human rights] growing up, and we turned out fine”
  35. Passive-aggressively implies he isn’t good enough for you
  36. Says something casually racist or homophobic
  37. Makes a comment about a woman’s appearance
  38. Makes a weird comment about women’s roles
  39. Grills him about his job
  40. Says something homophobic or racist and then claims he’s just joking
  41. Asks how much money he makes
  42. Insists you need to go to church more
  43. Randomly starts talking about guns
  44. Ignores him when he talks and changes the subject
  45. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  46. Asks why you don’t visit more but makes no effort to be pleasant
  47. Asks if he’s a “real man” (e.g., can he fix a car?)
  48. Brings up Fox News as if it’s gospel