Sayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Passive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Makes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Tries tostart apoliticaldebateMakes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miseryAsks howmuchmoney hemakesInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouInsists youneed to goto churchmore“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Passive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youAsks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Calls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingBrings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelTalks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Comparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofRandomlystartstalkingabout gunsComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”Makes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughJokes abouthim needingto providefor youSayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceClaimsyourgenerationis too softComplainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactRandomlycomplainsabouttaxes“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Asks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetUses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionSayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactCalls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansIgnores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveGrills himabout hisjobBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipComplainsabout“woke”cultureSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingAsks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Sayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Passive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Makes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Tries tostart apoliticaldebateMakes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miseryAsks howmuchmoney hemakesInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouInsists youneed to goto churchmore“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Passive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youAsks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Calls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingBrings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelTalks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Comparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofRandomlystartstalkingabout gunsComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”Makes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughJokes abouthim needingto providefor youSayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceClaimsyourgenerationis too softComplainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactRandomlycomplainsabouttaxes“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Asks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetUses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionSayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactCalls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansIgnores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveGrills himabout hisjobBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipComplainsabout“woke”cultureSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingAsks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)

Father stuff - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Says something about “real men” or “real women”
  2. Passive-aggressively implies your job isn’t real work
  3. Calls something communist that absolutely isn’t
  4. Says something sexist (bonus if about you)
  5. Makes a weird comment about women’s roles
  6. Claims his generation was the last to have “real values”
  7. Tries to start a political debate
  8. Makes a bad joke about how marriage = misery
  9. Asks how much money he makes
  10. Insists he needs to be a churchgoer
  11. Says “you’ll change your mind” about something important to you
  12. Insists you need to go to church more
  13. “We didn’t have [basic human rights] growing up, and we turned out fine”
  14. Passive-aggressively implies he isn’t good enough for you
  15. Asks why you don’t visit more but makes no effort to be pleasant
  16. Complains about how “men aren’t men anymore”
  17. Calls him “boy” or something slightly condescending
  18. Brings up Fox News as if it’s gospel
  19. Talks about “the good old days” (that weren’t good for most people)
  20. Compares your life choices to a cousin you’ve never heard of
  21. Randomly starts talking about guns
  22. Complains about “kids these days”
  23. Makes an awkward or sexist joke and expects him to laugh
  24. Jokes about him needing to provide for you
  25. Says something aggressively wrong about history
  26. Heavy sigh and disappointed head shake
  27. Makes a comment about a woman’s appearance
  28. Claims your generation is too soft
  29. Complains about young people not working hard enough
  30. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  31. Randomly complains about taxes
  32. “So, what are your intentions with my daughter?”
  33. Asks why you aren’t married yet
  34. Uses “back in my day” to justify a bad opinion
  35. Says something wildly incorrect about how the economy works
  36. Tries to bait him into a political debate
  37. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  38. Calls something “woke” with no actual understanding of what it means
  39. Ignores him when he talks and changes the subject
  40. Says something completely incorrect about politics
  41. Says something casually racist or homophobic
  42. Exaggerates a story about himself to sound impressive
  43. Grills him about his job
  44. Brags about something he definitely exaggerated
  45. Suggests an outdated or completely incorrect financial tip
  46. Complains about “woke” culture
  47. Says something homophobic or racist and then claims he’s just joking
  48. Asks if he’s a “real man” (e.g., can he fix a car?)