Calls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedBrings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesAsks howmuchmoney hemakesRandomlystartstalkingabout gunsSayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy works“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Uses “backin my day”to justify abad opinion“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Comparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Jokes abouthim needingto providefor youAsks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Sayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsComplainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”Insists youneed to goto churchmoreExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerSayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Talks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Claims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Calls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansComplainsabout“woke”cultureClaimsyourgenerationis too softPassive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipMakes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miseryComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Tries tostart apoliticaldebateGrills himabout hisjobRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesAsks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingIgnores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectAsks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetPassive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youSayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryMakes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactCalls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedBrings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesAsks howmuchmoney hemakesRandomlystartstalkingabout gunsSayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy works“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Uses “backin my day”to justify abad opinion“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Comparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Jokes abouthim needingto providefor youAsks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Sayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsComplainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”Insists youneed to goto churchmoreExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerSayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Talks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Claims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Calls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansComplainsabout“woke”cultureClaimsyourgenerationis too softPassive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipMakes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miseryComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Tries tostart apoliticaldebateGrills himabout hisjobRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesAsks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingIgnores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectAsks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetPassive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youSayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryMakes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughBrings up aconspiracytheory asfact

Father stuff - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Calls him “boy” or something slightly condescending
  2. Says “you’ll change your mind” about something important to you
  3. Tries to bait him into a political debate
  4. Brags about something he definitely exaggerated
  5. Brings up Fox News as if it’s gospel
  6. Calls something communist that absolutely isn’t
  7. Makes a weird comment about women’s roles
  8. Asks how much money he makes
  9. Randomly starts talking about guns
  10. Says something wildly incorrect about how the economy works
  11. “We didn’t have [basic human rights] growing up, and we turned out fine”
  12. Uses “back in my day” to justify a bad opinion
  13. “So, what are your intentions with my daughter?”
  14. Compares your life choices to a cousin you’ve never heard of
  15. Says something casually racist or homophobic
  16. Says something sexist (bonus if about you)
  17. Jokes about him needing to provide for you
  18. Asks if he’s a “real man” (e.g., can he fix a car?)
  19. Says something completely incorrect about politics
  20. Complains about young people not working hard enough
  21. Makes a comment about a woman’s appearance
  22. Heavy sigh and disappointed head shake
  23. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  24. Complains about “kids these days”
  25. Insists you need to go to church more
  26. Exaggerates a story about himself to sound impressive
  27. Insists he needs to be a churchgoer
  28. Says something about “real men” or “real women”
  29. Talks about “the good old days” (that weren’t good for most people)
  30. Claims his generation was the last to have “real values”
  31. Calls something “woke” with no actual understanding of what it means
  32. Complains about “woke” culture
  33. Claims your generation is too soft
  34. Passive-aggressively implies your job isn’t real work
  35. Suggests an outdated or completely incorrect financial tip
  36. Makes a bad joke about how marriage = misery
  37. Complains about how “men aren’t men anymore”
  38. Tries to start a political debate
  39. Grills him about his job
  40. Randomly complains about taxes
  41. Asks why you don’t visit more but makes no effort to be pleasant
  42. Says something homophobic or racist and then claims he’s just joking
  43. Ignores him when he talks and changes the subject
  44. Asks why you aren’t married yet
  45. Passive-aggressively implies he isn’t good enough for you
  46. Says something aggressively wrong about history
  47. Makes an awkward or sexist joke and expects him to laugh
  48. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact