Complainsabout“woke”cultureHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipJokes abouthim needingto providefor youBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”Sayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Asks howmuchmoney hemakesComparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Makes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughCalls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansMakes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miseryClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Asks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantGrills himabout hisjobSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingSayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerInsists youneed to goto churchmoreComplainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Passive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youBrings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelCalls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesAsks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetUses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionTalks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Claimsyourgenerationis too softAsks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Brings up aconspiracytheory asfactIgnores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubject“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Sayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksTries to baithim into apoliticaldebatePassive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkTries tostart apoliticaldebateSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobic“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Randomlystartstalkingabout gunsComplainsabout“woke”cultureHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipJokes abouthim needingto providefor youBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”Sayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Asks howmuchmoney hemakesComparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Makes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughCalls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansMakes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miseryClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Asks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantGrills himabout hisjobSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingSayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerInsists youneed to goto churchmoreComplainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Passive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youBrings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelCalls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesAsks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetUses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionTalks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Claimsyourgenerationis too softAsks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Brings up aconspiracytheory asfactIgnores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubject“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Sayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksTries to baithim into apoliticaldebatePassive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkTries tostart apoliticaldebateSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobic“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Randomlystartstalkingabout guns

Father stuff - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Complains about “woke” culture
  2. Heavy sigh and disappointed head shake
  3. Exaggerates a story about himself to sound impressive
  4. Calls something communist that absolutely isn’t
  5. Suggests an outdated or completely incorrect financial tip
  6. Jokes about him needing to provide for you
  7. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  8. Complains about “kids these days”
  9. Says something about “real men” or “real women”
  10. Asks how much money he makes
  11. Compares your life choices to a cousin you’ve never heard of
  12. Says something sexist (bonus if about you)
  13. Makes an awkward or sexist joke and expects him to laugh
  14. Calls something “woke” with no actual understanding of what it means
  15. Makes a bad joke about how marriage = misery
  16. Claims his generation was the last to have “real values”
  17. Asks why you don’t visit more but makes no effort to be pleasant
  18. Grills him about his job
  19. Says something completely incorrect about politics
  20. Says something homophobic or racist and then claims he’s just joking
  21. Says something aggressively wrong about history
  22. Insists he needs to be a churchgoer
  23. Insists you need to go to church more
  24. Complains about young people not working hard enough
  25. Makes a comment about a woman’s appearance
  26. Randomly complains about taxes
  27. Complains about how “men aren’t men anymore”
  28. Passive-aggressively implies he isn’t good enough for you
  29. Brings up Fox News as if it’s gospel
  30. Calls him “boy” or something slightly condescending
  31. Says “you’ll change your mind” about something important to you
  32. Brags about something he definitely exaggerated
  33. Makes a weird comment about women’s roles
  34. Asks why you aren’t married yet
  35. Uses “back in my day” to justify a bad opinion
  36. Talks about “the good old days” (that weren’t good for most people)
  37. Claims your generation is too soft
  38. Asks if he’s a “real man” (e.g., can he fix a car?)
  39. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  40. Ignores him when he talks and changes the subject
  41. “We didn’t have [basic human rights] growing up, and we turned out fine”
  42. Says something wildly incorrect about how the economy works
  43. Tries to bait him into a political debate
  44. Passive-aggressively implies your job isn’t real work
  45. Tries to start a political debate
  46. Says something casually racist or homophobic
  47. “So, what are your intentions with my daughter?”
  48. Randomly starts talking about guns