RandomlycomplainsabouttaxesExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Jokes abouthim needingto providefor youSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsComplainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingClaimsyourgenerationis too softComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Makes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miseryTries tostart apoliticaldebateSayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Makes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceSayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryRandomlystartstalkingabout gunsComparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipPassive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeUses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionAsks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Complainsabout “kidsthesedays”Talks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Passive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youComplainsabout“woke”cultureMakes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Asks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetCalls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingBrings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactIgnores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectGrills himabout hisjobBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedAsks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantAsks howmuchmoney hemakes“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Insists youneed to goto churchmoreCalls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansSayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Jokes abouthim needingto providefor youSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsComplainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingClaimsyourgenerationis too softComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Makes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miseryTries tostart apoliticaldebateSayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Makes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceSayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryRandomlystartstalkingabout gunsComparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipPassive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeUses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionAsks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Complainsabout “kidsthesedays”Talks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Passive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youComplainsabout“woke”cultureMakes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Asks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetCalls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingBrings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactIgnores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectGrills himabout hisjobBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedAsks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantAsks howmuchmoney hemakes“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Insists youneed to goto churchmoreCalls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansSayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy works

Father stuff - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Randomly complains about taxes
  2. Exaggerates a story about himself to sound impressive
  3. Says something sexist (bonus if about you)
  4. “We didn’t have [basic human rights] growing up, and we turned out fine”
  5. Jokes about him needing to provide for you
  6. Says something completely incorrect about politics
  7. Complains about young people not working hard enough
  8. Makes a weird comment about women’s roles
  9. Calls something communist that absolutely isn’t
  10. Says something homophobic or racist and then claims he’s just joking
  11. Claims your generation is too soft
  12. Complains about how “men aren’t men anymore”
  13. Makes a bad joke about how marriage = misery
  14. Tries to start a political debate
  15. Says something about “real men” or “real women”
  16. Makes a comment about a woman’s appearance
  17. Says something aggressively wrong about history
  18. Randomly starts talking about guns
  19. Compares your life choices to a cousin you’ve never heard of
  20. Suggests an outdated or completely incorrect financial tip
  21. Passive-aggressively implies your job isn’t real work
  22. Tries to bait him into a political debate
  23. Says “you’ll change your mind” about something important to you
  24. Insists he needs to be a churchgoer
  25. Heavy sigh and disappointed head shake
  26. Uses “back in my day” to justify a bad opinion
  27. Asks if he’s a “real man” (e.g., can he fix a car?)
  28. Complains about “kids these days”
  29. Talks about “the good old days” (that weren’t good for most people)
  30. Passive-aggressively implies he isn’t good enough for you
  31. Complains about “woke” culture
  32. Makes an awkward or sexist joke and expects him to laugh
  33. Says something casually racist or homophobic
  34. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  35. Claims his generation was the last to have “real values”
  36. Asks why you aren’t married yet
  37. Calls him “boy” or something slightly condescending
  38. Brings up Fox News as if it’s gospel
  39. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  40. Ignores him when he talks and changes the subject
  41. Grills him about his job
  42. Brags about something he definitely exaggerated
  43. Asks why you don’t visit more but makes no effort to be pleasant
  44. Asks how much money he makes
  45. “So, what are your intentions with my daughter?”
  46. Insists you need to go to church more
  47. Calls something “woke” with no actual understanding of what it means
  48. Says something wildly incorrect about how the economy works