Makes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miserySayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Brings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelGrills himabout hisjobClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Makes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsComplainsabout“woke”cultureSayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryCalls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansJokes abouthim needingto providefor youSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingSayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedComparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Asks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactTries tostart apoliticaldebateIgnores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubject“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Complainsabout “kidsthesedays”Makes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughPassive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youPassive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerSayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Asks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetComplainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughUses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionCalls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingAsks howmuchmoney hemakesInsists youneed to goto churchmoreBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceClaimsyourgenerationis too softAsks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Suggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressive“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Talks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Callssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesRandomlystartstalkingabout gunsHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicMakes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miserySayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Brings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelGrills himabout hisjobClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Makes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsComplainsabout“woke”cultureSayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryCalls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansJokes abouthim needingto providefor youSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingSayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedComparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Asks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactTries tostart apoliticaldebateIgnores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubject“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Complainsabout “kidsthesedays”Makes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughPassive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youPassive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerSayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Asks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetComplainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughUses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionCalls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingAsks howmuchmoney hemakesInsists youneed to goto churchmoreBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceClaimsyourgenerationis too softAsks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Suggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressive“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Talks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Callssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesRandomlystartstalkingabout gunsHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobic

Father stuff - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Makes a bad joke about how marriage = misery
  2. Says something sexist (bonus if about you)
  3. Brings up Fox News as if it’s gospel
  4. Grills him about his job
  5. Claims his generation was the last to have “real values”
  6. Makes a weird comment about women’s roles
  7. Says something completely incorrect about politics
  8. Complains about “woke” culture
  9. Says something aggressively wrong about history
  10. Calls something “woke” with no actual understanding of what it means
  11. Jokes about him needing to provide for you
  12. Says something homophobic or racist and then claims he’s just joking
  13. Says something wildly incorrect about how the economy works
  14. Brags about something he definitely exaggerated
  15. Compares your life choices to a cousin you’ve never heard of
  16. Complains about how “men aren’t men anymore”
  17. Asks why you don’t visit more but makes no effort to be pleasant
  18. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  19. Tries to start a political debate
  20. Ignores him when he talks and changes the subject
  21. “We didn’t have [basic human rights] growing up, and we turned out fine”
  22. Complains about “kids these days”
  23. Makes an awkward or sexist joke and expects him to laugh
  24. Passive-aggressively implies he isn’t good enough for you
  25. Passive-aggressively implies your job isn’t real work
  26. Insists he needs to be a churchgoer
  27. Says something about “real men” or “real women”
  28. Asks why you aren’t married yet
  29. Complains about young people not working hard enough
  30. Uses “back in my day” to justify a bad opinion
  31. Calls him “boy” or something slightly condescending
  32. Asks how much money he makes
  33. Insists you need to go to church more
  34. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  35. Makes a comment about a woman’s appearance
  36. Claims your generation is too soft
  37. Asks if he’s a “real man” (e.g., can he fix a car?)
  38. Suggests an outdated or completely incorrect financial tip
  39. Says “you’ll change your mind” about something important to you
  40. Tries to bait him into a political debate
  41. Exaggerates a story about himself to sound impressive
  42. “So, what are your intentions with my daughter?”
  43. Talks about “the good old days” (that weren’t good for most people)
  44. Calls something communist that absolutely isn’t
  45. Randomly complains about taxes
  46. Randomly starts talking about guns
  47. Heavy sigh and disappointed head shake
  48. Says something casually racist or homophobic