Complainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Makes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesGrills himabout hisjobSayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksAsks howmuchmoney hemakesRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesComplainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughAsks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetInsists youneed to goto churchmore“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Brings up aconspiracytheory asfactTalks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Makes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”Passive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youSayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Brings up aconspiracytheory asfactSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsMakes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miseryBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveTries tostart apoliticaldebateInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Ignores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateComplainsabout“woke”cultureClaimsyourgenerationis too softClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Sayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicPassive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeAsks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Calls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansJokes abouthim needingto providefor youSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouUses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionRandomlystartstalkingabout gunsSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipSayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryCalls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescending“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Asks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingComparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofBrings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Makes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesGrills himabout hisjobSayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksAsks howmuchmoney hemakesRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesComplainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughAsks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetInsists youneed to goto churchmore“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Brings up aconspiracytheory asfactTalks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Makes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”Passive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youSayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Brings up aconspiracytheory asfactSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsMakes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miseryBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveTries tostart apoliticaldebateInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Ignores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateComplainsabout“woke”cultureClaimsyourgenerationis too softClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Sayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicPassive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeAsks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Calls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansJokes abouthim needingto providefor youSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouUses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionRandomlystartstalkingabout gunsSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipSayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryCalls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescending“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Asks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingComparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofBrings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearance

Father stuff - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Complains about how “men aren’t men anymore”
  2. Makes a weird comment about women’s roles
  3. Grills him about his job
  4. Says something wildly incorrect about how the economy works
  5. Asks how much money he makes
  6. Randomly complains about taxes
  7. Complains about young people not working hard enough
  8. Asks why you aren’t married yet
  9. Insists you need to go to church more
  10. “We didn’t have [basic human rights] growing up, and we turned out fine”
  11. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  12. Talks about “the good old days” (that weren’t good for most people)
  13. Makes an awkward or sexist joke and expects him to laugh
  14. Complains about “kids these days”
  15. Passive-aggressively implies he isn’t good enough for you
  16. Says something about “real men” or “real women”
  17. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  18. Says something completely incorrect about politics
  19. Makes a bad joke about how marriage = misery
  20. Brags about something he definitely exaggerated
  21. Exaggerates a story about himself to sound impressive
  22. Tries to start a political debate
  23. Insists he needs to be a churchgoer
  24. Calls something communist that absolutely isn’t
  25. Says something sexist (bonus if about you)
  26. Ignores him when he talks and changes the subject
  27. Tries to bait him into a political debate
  28. Complains about “woke” culture
  29. Claims your generation is too soft
  30. Claims his generation was the last to have “real values”
  31. Says something casually racist or homophobic
  32. Passive-aggressively implies your job isn’t real work
  33. Heavy sigh and disappointed head shake
  34. Asks if he’s a “real man” (e.g., can he fix a car?)
  35. Calls something “woke” with no actual understanding of what it means
  36. Jokes about him needing to provide for you
  37. Says “you’ll change your mind” about something important to you
  38. Uses “back in my day” to justify a bad opinion
  39. Randomly starts talking about guns
  40. Suggests an outdated or completely incorrect financial tip
  41. Says something aggressively wrong about history
  42. Calls him “boy” or something slightly condescending
  43. “So, what are your intentions with my daughter?”
  44. Asks why you don’t visit more but makes no effort to be pleasant
  45. Says something homophobic or racist and then claims he’s just joking
  46. Compares your life choices to a cousin you’ve never heard of
  47. Brings up Fox News as if it’s gospel
  48. Makes a comment about a woman’s appearance