Tries tostart apoliticaldebateMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesAsks howmuchmoney hemakesCalls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Insists heneeds tobe achurchgoerInsists youneed to goto churchmoreCalls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsSayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Uses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesPassive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkMakes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceComplainsabout“woke”culturePassive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youSayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryClaimsyourgenerationis too softSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipAsks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetRandomlystartstalkingabout gunsSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Ignores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectMakes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miseryBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeGrills himabout hisjobClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Jokes abouthim needingto providefor youAsks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouSayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksBrings up aconspiracytheory asfact“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Comparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofAsks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Tries to baithim into apoliticaldebateTalks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Complainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Brings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelTries tostart apoliticaldebateMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesAsks howmuchmoney hemakesCalls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Insists heneeds tobe achurchgoerInsists youneed to goto churchmoreCalls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsSayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Uses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesPassive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkMakes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceComplainsabout“woke”culturePassive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youSayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryClaimsyourgenerationis too softSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipAsks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetRandomlystartstalkingabout gunsSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Ignores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectMakes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miseryBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeGrills himabout hisjobClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Jokes abouthim needingto providefor youAsks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouSayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksBrings up aconspiracytheory asfact“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Comparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofAsks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Tries to baithim into apoliticaldebateTalks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Complainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Brings upFox Newsas if it’sgospel

Father stuff - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Tries to start a political debate
  2. Makes a weird comment about women’s roles
  3. Asks how much money he makes
  4. Calls him “boy” or something slightly condescending
  5. Complains about how “men aren’t men anymore”
  6. Insists he needs to be a churchgoer
  7. Insists you need to go to church more
  8. Calls something “woke” with no actual understanding of what it means
  9. Says something completely incorrect about politics
  10. Says something about “real men” or “real women”
  11. Uses “back in my day” to justify a bad opinion
  12. Randomly complains about taxes
  13. Passive-aggressively implies your job isn’t real work
  14. Makes an awkward or sexist joke and expects him to laugh
  15. Makes a comment about a woman’s appearance
  16. Complains about “woke” culture
  17. Passive-aggressively implies he isn’t good enough for you
  18. Says something aggressively wrong about history
  19. Claims your generation is too soft
  20. Says something casually racist or homophobic
  21. Calls something communist that absolutely isn’t
  22. Suggests an outdated or completely incorrect financial tip
  23. Asks why you aren’t married yet
  24. Randomly starts talking about guns
  25. Says something sexist (bonus if about you)
  26. Ignores him when he talks and changes the subject
  27. Makes a bad joke about how marriage = misery
  28. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  29. Brags about something he definitely exaggerated
  30. Heavy sigh and disappointed head shake
  31. Grills him about his job
  32. Claims his generation was the last to have “real values”
  33. Jokes about him needing to provide for you
  34. Asks why you don’t visit more but makes no effort to be pleasant
  35. Says “you’ll change your mind” about something important to you
  36. Says something wildly incorrect about how the economy works
  37. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  38. “We didn’t have [basic human rights] growing up, and we turned out fine”
  39. Compares your life choices to a cousin you’ve never heard of
  40. Asks if he’s a “real man” (e.g., can he fix a car?)
  41. Tries to bait him into a political debate
  42. Talks about “the good old days” (that weren’t good for most people)
  43. Complains about young people not working hard enough
  44. Exaggerates a story about himself to sound impressive
  45. Says something homophobic or racist and then claims he’s just joking
  46. Complains about “kids these days”
  47. “So, what are your intentions with my daughter?”
  48. Brings up Fox News as if it’s gospel