Sayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryTries tostart apoliticaldebateAsks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Claims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Comparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofMakes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughComplainsabout“woke”cultureIgnores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubject“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Sayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Sayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingPassive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicMakes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miserySayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipAsks howmuchmoney hemakesUses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedInsists youneed to goto churchmoreBrings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelClaimsyourgenerationis too softBrings up aconspiracytheory asfact“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Calls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouAsks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Complainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughRandomlystartstalkingabout gunsComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Tries to baithim into apoliticaldebatePassive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkTalks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Calls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tGrills himabout hisjobJokes abouthim needingto providefor youInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveAsks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”Sayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryTries tostart apoliticaldebateAsks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Claims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Comparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofMakes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughComplainsabout“woke”cultureIgnores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubject“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Sayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Sayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingPassive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicMakes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miserySayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipAsks howmuchmoney hemakesUses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedInsists youneed to goto churchmoreBrings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelClaimsyourgenerationis too softBrings up aconspiracytheory asfact“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Calls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceSays “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouAsks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Complainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughRandomlystartstalkingabout gunsComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Tries to baithim into apoliticaldebatePassive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkTalks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)Calls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tGrills himabout hisjobJokes abouthim needingto providefor youInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s rolesExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveAsks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”

Father stuff - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Says something aggressively wrong about history
  2. Tries to start a political debate
  3. Asks if he’s a “real man” (e.g., can he fix a car?)
  4. Claims his generation was the last to have “real values”
  5. Compares your life choices to a cousin you’ve never heard of
  6. Makes an awkward or sexist joke and expects him to laugh
  7. Complains about “woke” culture
  8. Ignores him when he talks and changes the subject
  9. “So, what are your intentions with my daughter?”
  10. Says something about “real men” or “real women”
  11. Says something homophobic or racist and then claims he’s just joking
  12. Passive-aggressively implies he isn’t good enough for you
  13. Says something casually racist or homophobic
  14. Makes a bad joke about how marriage = misery
  15. Says something wildly incorrect about how the economy works
  16. Randomly complains about taxes
  17. Heavy sigh and disappointed head shake
  18. Suggests an outdated or completely incorrect financial tip
  19. Asks how much money he makes
  20. Uses “back in my day” to justify a bad opinion
  21. Brags about something he definitely exaggerated
  22. Insists you need to go to church more
  23. Brings up Fox News as if it’s gospel
  24. Claims your generation is too soft
  25. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  26. “We didn’t have [basic human rights] growing up, and we turned out fine”
  27. Calls something “woke” with no actual understanding of what it means
  28. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  29. Says something completely incorrect about politics
  30. Makes a comment about a woman’s appearance
  31. Says “you’ll change your mind” about something important to you
  32. Asks why you don’t visit more but makes no effort to be pleasant
  33. Says something sexist (bonus if about you)
  34. Complains about young people not working hard enough
  35. Randomly starts talking about guns
  36. Complains about how “men aren’t men anymore”
  37. Tries to bait him into a political debate
  38. Passive-aggressively implies your job isn’t real work
  39. Talks about “the good old days” (that weren’t good for most people)
  40. Calls him “boy” or something slightly condescending
  41. Calls something communist that absolutely isn’t
  42. Grills him about his job
  43. Jokes about him needing to provide for you
  44. Insists he needs to be a churchgoer
  45. Makes a weird comment about women’s roles
  46. Exaggerates a story about himself to sound impressive
  47. Asks why you aren’t married yet
  48. Complains about “kids these days”