Sayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksRandomlystartstalkingabout gunsMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceAsks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantComparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofUses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipSayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryPassive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Ignores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicTries tostart apoliticaldebateBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”Sayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Passive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youComplainsabout“woke”cultureExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerAsks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Grills himabout hisjobSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Claimsyourgenerationis too softTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateTalks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Complainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughInsists youneed to goto churchmoreMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s roles“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Asks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetMakes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miseryBrings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelMakes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughCalls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingCalls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedAsks howmuchmoney hemakesComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Says “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouJokes abouthim needingto providefor youSayssomethingwildly incorrectabout how theeconomy worksRandomlystartstalkingabout gunsMakes acommentabout awoman’sappearanceAsks why youdon’t visit morebut makes noeffort to bepleasantComparesyour lifechoices to acousin you’venever heard ofUses “backin my day”to justify abad opinionCallssomethingcommunistthat absolutelyisn’tSuggests anoutdated orcompletelyincorrectfinancial tipSayssomethingaggressivelywrong abouthistoryPassive-aggressivelyimplies yourjob isn’t realworkClaims hisgenerationwas the lastto have “realvalues”Ignores himwhen hetalks andchanges thesubjectRandomlycomplainsabouttaxesHeavy sighanddisappointedhead shakeSayssomethingcompletelyincorrectabout politicsSayssomethingcasuallyracist orhomophobicTries tostart apoliticaldebateBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactComplainsabout “kidsthesedays”Sayssomethingabout “realmen” or “realwomen”Passive-aggressivelyimplies he isn’tgood enoughfor youComplainsabout“woke”cultureExaggeratesa story abouthimself tosoundimpressiveInsists heneeds tobe achurchgoerAsks if he’sa “real man”(e.g., can hefix a car?)Grills himabout hisjobSayssomethingsexist(bonus ifabout you)Claimsyourgenerationis too softTries to baithim into apoliticaldebateTalks about “thegood old days”(that weren’tgood for mostpeople)“So, whatare yourintentionswith mydaughter?”Complainsabout youngpeople notworking hardenoughInsists youneed to goto churchmoreMakes aweirdcommentaboutwomen’s roles“We didn’t have[basic humanrights] growingup, and weturned out fine”Asks whyyou aren’tmarriedyetMakes a badjoke abouthowmarriage =miseryBrings upFox Newsas if it’sgospelMakes anawkward orsexist jokeand expectshim to laughCalls something“woke” with noactualunderstanding ofwhat it meansSayssomethinghomophobic orracist and thenclaims he’s justjokingCalls him “boy”or somethingslightlycondescendingBrings up aconspiracytheory asfactBrags aboutsomethinghe definitelyexaggeratedAsks howmuchmoney hemakesComplainsabout how“men aren’tmenanymore”Says “you’llchange yourmind” aboutsomethingimportant toyouJokes abouthim needingto providefor you

Father stuff - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Says something wildly incorrect about how the economy works
  2. Randomly starts talking about guns
  3. Makes a comment about a woman’s appearance
  4. Asks why you don’t visit more but makes no effort to be pleasant
  5. Compares your life choices to a cousin you’ve never heard of
  6. Uses “back in my day” to justify a bad opinion
  7. Calls something communist that absolutely isn’t
  8. Suggests an outdated or completely incorrect financial tip
  9. Says something aggressively wrong about history
  10. Passive-aggressively implies your job isn’t real work
  11. Claims his generation was the last to have “real values”
  12. Ignores him when he talks and changes the subject
  13. Randomly complains about taxes
  14. Heavy sigh and disappointed head shake
  15. Says something completely incorrect about politics
  16. Says something casually racist or homophobic
  17. Tries to start a political debate
  18. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  19. Complains about “kids these days”
  20. Says something about “real men” or “real women”
  21. Passive-aggressively implies he isn’t good enough for you
  22. Complains about “woke” culture
  23. Exaggerates a story about himself to sound impressive
  24. Insists he needs to be a churchgoer
  25. Asks if he’s a “real man” (e.g., can he fix a car?)
  26. Grills him about his job
  27. Says something sexist (bonus if about you)
  28. Claims your generation is too soft
  29. Tries to bait him into a political debate
  30. Talks about “the good old days” (that weren’t good for most people)
  31. “So, what are your intentions with my daughter?”
  32. Complains about young people not working hard enough
  33. Insists you need to go to church more
  34. Makes a weird comment about women’s roles
  35. “We didn’t have [basic human rights] growing up, and we turned out fine”
  36. Asks why you aren’t married yet
  37. Makes a bad joke about how marriage = misery
  38. Brings up Fox News as if it’s gospel
  39. Makes an awkward or sexist joke and expects him to laugh
  40. Calls something “woke” with no actual understanding of what it means
  41. Says something homophobic or racist and then claims he’s just joking
  42. Calls him “boy” or something slightly condescending
  43. Brings up a conspiracy theory as fact
  44. Brags about something he definitely exaggerated
  45. Asks how much money he makes
  46. Complains about how “men aren’t men anymore”
  47. Says “you’ll change your mind” about something important to you
  48. Jokes about him needing to provide for you