Staffcaughtdrinkingon the jobComplaintmade aboutfood ordrink qualityTeamdramaticallyturns thingsaroundBellslamming"You'remakingexcuses!"BarinheritedOwnershows theirinexperienceExpertwalksoutChef/bartenderrefuses to takeresponsibilityExpertsdoreconStafffightingwith eachotherCross-contaminationBugs inthebottlesOwner isresistantto change"Legendary"or "worldfamous"expert"You'relosingmoney!"Jon getsthat dawgin him"You'regonna killsomeone!"Jon putshandson faceStaffignorescustomers$300,000+in debtMicrowavedfoodDesignerunveilsthe bar'snew lookBugs"That'sunacceptable!""I'veseenenough!"A newlogorevealJon stormsout ofcar/controlroom"This is theworst stresstest I'veever seen!"Bigmap ontableCustomerswalking outdue to slowserviceFlashbackto olderepisodeLosing$5,000+/month"[youdon’t/doyou] evencare""There'snosystems..."Kitchen runsout of amenu item/ingredient/supplies"[sponsor]worked allnight..."(or similar)"This is a[recipefor]disaster."StupidpurchaseGimlet"Do youeven wantthis bar tosucceed?"CompleterebrandOver-the-top reactionto themakeoverJon tastes adisgustingdrink orfood"Shut itdown!""Disgusting!""...startedoff on thewrongfoot"Owner/Staffin denialOwnerblamingstaffThemedbarJon looksback atthe bar ashe leavesImpromptustress testA staffmembercriesOwner/Staffsayssomethingsexual"[this will/youwill] getsomeonesickCops/Paramedicscalled"My workhere isdone.""Systemsinplace..."Staff membergetsoverwhelmedand walks outChefintroducesa revampedmenu itemStaffmemberfiredMixologistdemonstratesa signaturecocktail"Partender""Youblew it"Son/Daughterworks forownerBartenderdoesn’t knowhow to makea basic drinkSubstantialloan"You’redrowningin debt!"FamilydramaOldFashioned"Neverseen thatbefore."Blueprinton table"Whatis thatsmell?"Bar runsout ofsupplies/ingredientsJon popsoff forseeminglyno reasonOwnerdeflectscriticismSponsordropFuzzymathsOverlyhigh-techequipmentinstalledStaff/Ownerfights withTaffer12 monthsor lessbeforeclosing"This ischaos!"Jon isthereconJon walksout infrustrationAreademographicsmentionedStupidstresstest gameAbsolutelyfilthyinteriorStaff/Ownerfights withexpertTaffer-ownedbrandmentionedJonthrows/slamssomethingProductACTUALLYGIVENAWAY FORFREEJon givesanultimatum"You'refailingyourteam!""Whodoesn'thave/(still)needs adrink?!"Ownerhas nocredibilityRenovationsand/orrebrandsomehowworseOwnercalleda nameJon makesthe stafftaste test thecompetitionCrowdfloods intothe bar post-renovationBartenderspills a drinkor drops aglassStaffcaughtdrinkingon the jobComplaintmade aboutfood ordrink qualityTeamdramaticallyturns thingsaroundBellslamming"You'remakingexcuses!"BarinheritedOwnershows theirinexperienceExpertwalksoutChef/bartenderrefuses to takeresponsibilityExpertsdoreconStafffightingwith eachotherCross-contaminationBugs inthebottlesOwner isresistantto change"Legendary"or "worldfamous"expert"You'relosingmoney!"Jon getsthat dawgin him"You'regonna killsomeone!"Jon putshandson faceStaffignorescustomers$300,000+in debtMicrowavedfoodDesignerunveilsthe bar'snew lookBugs"That'sunacceptable!""I'veseenenough!"A newlogorevealJon stormsout ofcar/controlroom"This is theworst stresstest I'veever seen!"Bigmap ontableCustomerswalking outdue to slowserviceFlashbackto olderepisodeLosing$5,000+/month"[youdon’t/doyou] evencare""There'snosystems..."Kitchen runsout of amenu item/ingredient/supplies"[sponsor]worked allnight..."(or similar)"This is a[recipefor]disaster."StupidpurchaseGimlet"Do youeven wantthis bar tosucceed?"CompleterebrandOver-the-top reactionto themakeoverJon tastes adisgustingdrink orfood"Shut itdown!""Disgusting!""...startedoff on thewrongfoot"Owner/Staffin denialOwnerblamingstaffThemedbarJon looksback atthe bar ashe leavesImpromptustress testA staffmembercriesOwner/Staffsayssomethingsexual"[this will/youwill] getsomeonesickCops/Paramedicscalled"My workhere isdone.""Systemsinplace..."Staff membergetsoverwhelmedand walks outChefintroducesa revampedmenu itemStaffmemberfiredMixologistdemonstratesa signaturecocktail"Partender""Youblew it"Son/Daughterworks forownerBartenderdoesn’t knowhow to makea basic drinkSubstantialloan"You’redrowningin debt!"FamilydramaOldFashioned"Neverseen thatbefore."Blueprinton table"Whatis thatsmell?"Bar runsout ofsupplies/ingredientsJon popsoff forseeminglyno reasonOwnerdeflectscriticismSponsordropFuzzymathsOverlyhigh-techequipmentinstalledStaff/Ownerfights withTaffer12 monthsor lessbeforeclosing"This ischaos!"Jon isthereconJon walksout infrustrationAreademographicsmentionedStupidstresstest gameAbsolutelyfilthyinteriorStaff/Ownerfights withexpertTaffer-ownedbrandmentionedJonthrows/slamssomethingProductACTUALLYGIVENAWAY FORFREEJon givesanultimatum"You'refailingyourteam!""Whodoesn'thave/(still)needs adrink?!"Ownerhas nocredibilityRenovationsand/orrebrandsomehowworseOwnercalleda nameJon makesthe stafftaste test thecompetitionCrowdfloods intothe bar post-renovationBartenderspills a drinkor drops aglass

The Schizo Pit™ Presents Bar Rescue Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Staff caught drinking on the job
  2. Complaint made about food or drink quality
  3. Team dramatically turns things around
  4. Bell slamming
  5. "You're making excuses!"
  6. Bar inherited
  7. Owner shows their inexperience
  8. Expert walks out
  9. Chef/bartender refuses to take responsibility
  10. Experts do recon
  11. Staff fighting with each other
  12. Cross-contamination
  13. Bugs in the bottles
  14. Owner is resistant to change
  15. "Legendary" or "world famous" expert
  16. "You're losing money!"
  17. Jon gets that dawg in him
  18. "You're gonna kill someone!"
  19. Jon puts hands on face
  20. Staff ignores customers
  21. $300,000+ in debt
  22. Microwaved food
  23. Designer unveils the bar's new look
  24. Bugs
  25. "That's unacceptable!"
  26. "I've seen enough!"
  27. A new logo reveal
  28. Jon storms out of car/control room
  29. "This is the worst stress test I've ever seen!"
  30. Big map on table
  31. Customers walking out due to slow service
  32. Flashback to older episode
  33. Losing $5,000+/month
  34. "[you don’t/do you] even care"
  35. "There's no systems..."
  36. Kitchen runs out of a menu item/ ingredient/ supplies
  37. "[sponsor] worked all night..." (or similar)
  38. "This is a [recipe for] disaster."
  39. Stupid purchase
  40. Gimlet
  41. "Do you even want this bar to succeed?"
  42. Complete rebrand
  43. Over-the-top reaction to the makeover
  44. Jon tastes a disgusting drink or food
  45. "Shut it down!"
  46. "Disgusting!"
  47. "...started off on the wrong foot"
  48. Owner/Staff in denial
  49. Owner blaming staff
  50. Themed bar
  51. Jon looks back at the bar as he leaves
  52. Impromptu stress test
  53. A staff member cries
  54. Owner/Staff says something sexual
  55. "[this will/you will] get someone sick
  56. Cops/ Paramedics called
  57. "My work here is done."
  58. "Systems in place..."
  59. Staff member gets overwhelmed and walks out
  60. Chef introduces a revamped menu item
  61. Staff member fired
  62. Mixologist demonstrates a signature cocktail
  63. "Partender"
  64. "You blew it"
  65. Son/Daughter works for owner
  66. Bartender doesn’t know how to make a basic drink
  67. Substantial loan
  68. "You’re drowning in debt!"
  69. Family drama
  70. Old Fashioned
  71. "Never seen that before."
  72. Blueprint on table
  73. "What is that smell?"
  74. Bar runs out of supplies/ ingredients
  75. Jon pops off for seemingly no reason
  76. Owner deflects criticism
  77. Sponsor drop
  78. Fuzzy maths
  79. Overly high-tech equipment installed
  80. Staff/Owner fights with Taffer
  81. 12 months or less before closing
  82. "This is chaos!"
  83. Jon is the recon
  84. Jon walks out in frustration
  85. Area demographics mentioned
  86. Stupid stress test game
  87. Absolutely filthy interior
  88. Staff/Owner fights with expert
  89. Taffer-owned brand mentioned
  90. Jon throws/slams something
  91. Product ACTUALLY GIVEN AWAY FOR FREE
  92. Jon gives an ultimatum
  93. "You're failing your team!"
  94. "Who doesn't have/(still) needs a drink?!"
  95. Owner has no credibility
  96. Renovations and/or rebrand somehow worse
  97. Owner called a name
  98. Jon makes the staff taste test the competition
  99. Crowd floods into the bar post-renovation
  100. Bartender spills a drink or drops a glass