Owner isresistantto changeImpromptustress testJonthrows/slamssomethingTeamdramaticallyturns thingsaround"You'refailingyourteam!"GimletOwner/Staffsayssomethingsexual"That'sunacceptable!"Bar runsout ofsupplies/ingredientsJon stormsout ofcar/controlroomAbsolutelyfilthyinteriorMixologistdemonstratesa signaturecocktailBugsCustomerswalking outdue to slowserviceStaffmemberfiredAreademographicsmentionedLosing$5,000+/month"Neverseen thatbefore.""You'relosingmoney!"Jon makesthe stafftaste test thecompetition"[youdon’t/doyou] evencare"Jon walksout infrustrationOwnerhas nocredibility"...startedoff on thewrongfoot"$300,000+in debt"Do youeven wantthis bar tosucceed?"Microwavedfood"Legendary"or "worldfamous"expertFlashbackto olderepisode"Whatis thatsmell?"12 monthsor lessbeforeclosingBugs inthebottlesCross-contaminationRenovationsand/orrebrandsomehowworseOwner/Staffin denial"This is a[recipefor]disaster."Over-the-top reactionto themakeoverChefintroducesa revampedmenu item"You'remakingexcuses!""Partender"Designerunveilsthe bar'snew lookExpertsdorecon"Systemsinplace..."Jon tastes adisgustingdrink orfood"Youblew it"Bigmap ontable"Whodoesn'thave/(still)needs adrink?!""My workhere isdone."Jon getsthat dawgin himOverlyhigh-techequipmentinstalledStaffignorescustomersChef/bartenderrefuses to takeresponsibilityBartenderdoesn’t knowhow to makea basic drink"Disgusting!"BellslammingThemedbarOwnershows theirinexperienceJon looksback atthe bar ashe leavesJon givesanultimatumComplaintmade aboutfood ordrink quality"[this will/youwill] getsomeonesickCompleterebrandJon popsoff forseeminglyno reason"[sponsor]worked allnight..."(or similar)Kitchen runsout of amenu item/ingredient/suppliesA newlogorevealStaff/Ownerfights withTafferOwnerdeflectscriticismJon putshandson faceStaff membergetsoverwhelmedand walks out"Shut itdown!"FamilydramaSon/Daughterworks forownerFuzzymathsCrowdfloods intothe bar post-renovation"There'snosystems...""You’redrowningin debt!"Bartenderspills a drinkor drops aglass"You'regonna killsomeone!"Taffer-ownedbrandmentionedStaff/Ownerfights withexpertCops/ParamedicscalledBarinheritedStupidpurchaseOwnerblamingstaff"I'veseenenough!"Stafffightingwith eachotherExpertwalksoutA staffmembercriesBlueprinton tableSponsordropSubstantialloanOwnercalleda nameProductACTUALLYGIVENAWAY FORFREEOldFashionedStaffcaughtdrinkingon the jobStupidstresstest game"This is theworst stresstest I'veever seen!""This ischaos!"Jon isthereconOwner isresistantto changeImpromptustress testJonthrows/slamssomethingTeamdramaticallyturns thingsaround"You'refailingyourteam!"GimletOwner/Staffsayssomethingsexual"That'sunacceptable!"Bar runsout ofsupplies/ingredientsJon stormsout ofcar/controlroomAbsolutelyfilthyinteriorMixologistdemonstratesa signaturecocktailBugsCustomerswalking outdue to slowserviceStaffmemberfiredAreademographicsmentionedLosing$5,000+/month"Neverseen thatbefore.""You'relosingmoney!"Jon makesthe stafftaste test thecompetition"[youdon’t/doyou] evencare"Jon walksout infrustrationOwnerhas nocredibility"...startedoff on thewrongfoot"$300,000+in debt"Do youeven wantthis bar tosucceed?"Microwavedfood"Legendary"or "worldfamous"expertFlashbackto olderepisode"Whatis thatsmell?"12 monthsor lessbeforeclosingBugs inthebottlesCross-contaminationRenovationsand/orrebrandsomehowworseOwner/Staffin denial"This is a[recipefor]disaster."Over-the-top reactionto themakeoverChefintroducesa revampedmenu item"You'remakingexcuses!""Partender"Designerunveilsthe bar'snew lookExpertsdorecon"Systemsinplace..."Jon tastes adisgustingdrink orfood"Youblew it"Bigmap ontable"Whodoesn'thave/(still)needs adrink?!""My workhere isdone."Jon getsthat dawgin himOverlyhigh-techequipmentinstalledStaffignorescustomersChef/bartenderrefuses to takeresponsibilityBartenderdoesn’t knowhow to makea basic drink"Disgusting!"BellslammingThemedbarOwnershows theirinexperienceJon looksback atthe bar ashe leavesJon givesanultimatumComplaintmade aboutfood ordrink quality"[this will/youwill] getsomeonesickCompleterebrandJon popsoff forseeminglyno reason"[sponsor]worked allnight..."(or similar)Kitchen runsout of amenu item/ingredient/suppliesA newlogorevealStaff/Ownerfights withTafferOwnerdeflectscriticismJon putshandson faceStaff membergetsoverwhelmedand walks out"Shut itdown!"FamilydramaSon/Daughterworks forownerFuzzymathsCrowdfloods intothe bar post-renovation"There'snosystems...""You’redrowningin debt!"Bartenderspills a drinkor drops aglass"You'regonna killsomeone!"Taffer-ownedbrandmentionedStaff/Ownerfights withexpertCops/ParamedicscalledBarinheritedStupidpurchaseOwnerblamingstaff"I'veseenenough!"Stafffightingwith eachotherExpertwalksoutA staffmembercriesBlueprinton tableSponsordropSubstantialloanOwnercalleda nameProductACTUALLYGIVENAWAY FORFREEOldFashionedStaffcaughtdrinkingon the jobStupidstresstest game"This is theworst stresstest I'veever seen!""This ischaos!"Jon istherecon

The Schizo Pit™ Presents Bar Rescue Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Owner is resistant to change
  2. Impromptu stress test
  3. Jon throws/slams something
  4. Team dramatically turns things around
  5. "You're failing your team!"
  6. Gimlet
  7. Owner/Staff says something sexual
  8. "That's unacceptable!"
  9. Bar runs out of supplies/ ingredients
  10. Jon storms out of car/control room
  11. Absolutely filthy interior
  12. Mixologist demonstrates a signature cocktail
  13. Bugs
  14. Customers walking out due to slow service
  15. Staff member fired
  16. Area demographics mentioned
  17. Losing $5,000+/month
  18. "Never seen that before."
  19. "You're losing money!"
  20. Jon makes the staff taste test the competition
  21. "[you don’t/do you] even care"
  22. Jon walks out in frustration
  23. Owner has no credibility
  24. "...started off on the wrong foot"
  25. $300,000+ in debt
  26. "Do you even want this bar to succeed?"
  27. Microwaved food
  28. "Legendary" or "world famous" expert
  29. Flashback to older episode
  30. "What is that smell?"
  31. 12 months or less before closing
  32. Bugs in the bottles
  33. Cross-contamination
  34. Renovations and/or rebrand somehow worse
  35. Owner/Staff in denial
  36. "This is a [recipe for] disaster."
  37. Over-the-top reaction to the makeover
  38. Chef introduces a revamped menu item
  39. "You're making excuses!"
  40. "Partender"
  41. Designer unveils the bar's new look
  42. Experts do recon
  43. "Systems in place..."
  44. Jon tastes a disgusting drink or food
  45. "You blew it"
  46. Big map on table
  47. "Who doesn't have/(still) needs a drink?!"
  48. "My work here is done."
  49. Jon gets that dawg in him
  50. Overly high-tech equipment installed
  51. Staff ignores customers
  52. Chef/bartender refuses to take responsibility
  53. Bartender doesn’t know how to make a basic drink
  54. "Disgusting!"
  55. Bell slamming
  56. Themed bar
  57. Owner shows their inexperience
  58. Jon looks back at the bar as he leaves
  59. Jon gives an ultimatum
  60. Complaint made about food or drink quality
  61. "[this will/you will] get someone sick
  62. Complete rebrand
  63. Jon pops off for seemingly no reason
  64. "[sponsor] worked all night..." (or similar)
  65. Kitchen runs out of a menu item/ ingredient/ supplies
  66. A new logo reveal
  67. Staff/Owner fights with Taffer
  68. Owner deflects criticism
  69. Jon puts hands on face
  70. Staff member gets overwhelmed and walks out
  71. "Shut it down!"
  72. Family drama
  73. Son/Daughter works for owner
  74. Fuzzy maths
  75. Crowd floods into the bar post-renovation
  76. "There's no systems..."
  77. "You’re drowning in debt!"
  78. Bartender spills a drink or drops a glass
  79. "You're gonna kill someone!"
  80. Taffer-owned brand mentioned
  81. Staff/Owner fights with expert
  82. Cops/ Paramedics called
  83. Bar inherited
  84. Stupid purchase
  85. Owner blaming staff
  86. "I've seen enough!"
  87. Staff fighting with each other
  88. Expert walks out
  89. A staff member cries
  90. Blueprint on table
  91. Sponsor drop
  92. Substantial loan
  93. Owner called a name
  94. Product ACTUALLY GIVEN AWAY FOR FREE
  95. Old Fashioned
  96. Staff caught drinking on the job
  97. Stupid stress test game
  98. "This is the worst stress test I've ever seen!"
  99. "This is chaos!"
  100. Jon is the recon