"This is a[recipefor]disaster.""That'sunacceptable!""Concept"$300,000+in debt"You'relosingmoney!""This ischaos!"OwnerrevertsrebrandOldFashionedOwner isresistantto changeComplaintmade aboutfood ordrink qualityBellslamming"Legendary"or "worldfamous"expert"Shut itdown!"Bartenderdoesn’t knowhow to makea basic drinkAreademographicsmentionedStaff membergetsoverwhelmedand walks outJon putshandson face"You'regonna killsomeone!"Jon getsthat dawgin him"Do youeven wantthis bar tosucceed?"ThemedbarMicrowavedfoodJon givesanultimatumMixologistdemonstratesa signaturecocktail"I'veseenenough!"StaffmemberquitsA staffmembercriesOwner/Staffsayssomethingsexual"There'snosystems..."BarinheritedTaffer-ownedbrandmentioned"You'refailingyourteam!"Stafffightingwith eachotherExpertwalksoutProductACTUALLYGIVENAWAY FORFREE"Youblew it""Partender"Stupidstresstest gameDesignerunveilsthe bar'snew lookBlueprinton tableLosing$5,000+/month"Disgusting!"SubstantialloanOwnerhas nocredibilityJon makesthe stafftaste test thecompetitionCross-contaminationA newlogorevealJon tastes adisgustingdrink orfoodBar runsout ofsupplies/ingredientsOwner/Staffin denial"Whatis thatsmell?"StaffignorescustomersCops/ParamedicscalledJonwalksout12 monthsor lessbeforeclosing"[youdon’t/doyou] evencare""Neverseen thatbefore."Gimlet"My workhere isdone."ExpertsdoreconCrowdfloods intothe bar post-renovationOwnershows theirinexperienceAbsolutelyfilthyinteriorCustomerswalking outdue to slowserviceRenovationsand/orrebrandsomehowworseBigmap ontableStupidpurchaseJon isthereconJon popsoff forseeminglyno reasonStaff/Ownerfights withTafferJon looksback atthe bar ashe leavesOver-the-top reactionto themakeoverStaffmemberfiredStaff/Ownerfights withexpertSon/Daughterworks forownerFlashbackto olderepisodeSponsordropOwnerblamingstaffBugs inthebottles"Systemsinplace..."FamilydramaFuzzymaths"Whodoesn'thave/(still)needs adrink?!""This is theworst stresstest I'veever seen!"Staffcaughtdrinkingon the jobOwnerdeflectscriticism"You'remakingexcuses!"Jonthrows/slamssomethingOwnercalleda nameTeamdramaticallyturns thingsaroundCelebrityreconJon Taffersayssomethingsexual"[this will/youwill] getsomeonesickChefintroducesa revampedmenu itemKitchen runsout of amenu item/ingredient/suppliesBugs"You’redrowningin debt!"Impromptustress testProductspilled ordroppedChef/bartenderrefuses to takeresponsibilityCompleterebrandJon stormsout ofcar/controlroomOverlyhigh-techequipmentinstalled"...startedoff on thewrongfoot""[sponsor]worked allnight..."(or similar)"This is a[recipefor]disaster.""That'sunacceptable!""Concept"$300,000+in debt"You'relosingmoney!""This ischaos!"OwnerrevertsrebrandOldFashionedOwner isresistantto changeComplaintmade aboutfood ordrink qualityBellslamming"Legendary"or "worldfamous"expert"Shut itdown!"Bartenderdoesn’t knowhow to makea basic drinkAreademographicsmentionedStaff membergetsoverwhelmedand walks outJon putshandson face"You'regonna killsomeone!"Jon getsthat dawgin him"Do youeven wantthis bar tosucceed?"ThemedbarMicrowavedfoodJon givesanultimatumMixologistdemonstratesa signaturecocktail"I'veseenenough!"StaffmemberquitsA staffmembercriesOwner/Staffsayssomethingsexual"There'snosystems..."BarinheritedTaffer-ownedbrandmentioned"You'refailingyourteam!"Stafffightingwith eachotherExpertwalksoutProductACTUALLYGIVENAWAY FORFREE"Youblew it""Partender"Stupidstresstest gameDesignerunveilsthe bar'snew lookBlueprinton tableLosing$5,000+/month"Disgusting!"SubstantialloanOwnerhas nocredibilityJon makesthe stafftaste test thecompetitionCross-contaminationA newlogorevealJon tastes adisgustingdrink orfoodBar runsout ofsupplies/ingredientsOwner/Staffin denial"Whatis thatsmell?"StaffignorescustomersCops/ParamedicscalledJonwalksout12 monthsor lessbeforeclosing"[youdon’t/doyou] evencare""Neverseen thatbefore."Gimlet"My workhere isdone."ExpertsdoreconCrowdfloods intothe bar post-renovationOwnershows theirinexperienceAbsolutelyfilthyinteriorCustomerswalking outdue to slowserviceRenovationsand/orrebrandsomehowworseBigmap ontableStupidpurchaseJon isthereconJon popsoff forseeminglyno reasonStaff/Ownerfights withTafferJon looksback atthe bar ashe leavesOver-the-top reactionto themakeoverStaffmemberfiredStaff/Ownerfights withexpertSon/Daughterworks forownerFlashbackto olderepisodeSponsordropOwnerblamingstaffBugs inthebottles"Systemsinplace..."FamilydramaFuzzymaths"Whodoesn'thave/(still)needs adrink?!""This is theworst stresstest I'veever seen!"Staffcaughtdrinkingon the jobOwnerdeflectscriticism"You'remakingexcuses!"Jonthrows/slamssomethingOwnercalleda nameTeamdramaticallyturns thingsaroundCelebrityreconJon Taffersayssomethingsexual"[this will/youwill] getsomeonesickChefintroducesa revampedmenu itemKitchen runsout of amenu item/ingredient/suppliesBugs"You’redrowningin debt!"Impromptustress testProductspilled ordroppedChef/bartenderrefuses to takeresponsibilityCompleterebrandJon stormsout ofcar/controlroomOverlyhigh-techequipmentinstalled"...startedoff on thewrongfoot""[sponsor]worked allnight..."(or similar)

The Schizo Pit™ Presents Bar Rescue Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "This is a [recipe for] disaster."
  2. "That's unacceptable!"
  3. "Concept"
  4. $300,000+ in debt
  5. "You're losing money!"
  6. "This is chaos!"
  7. Owner reverts rebrand
  8. Old Fashioned
  9. Owner is resistant to change
  10. Complaint made about food or drink quality
  11. Bell slamming
  12. "Legendary" or "world famous" expert
  13. "Shut it down!"
  14. Bartender doesn’t know how to make a basic drink
  15. Area demographics mentioned
  16. Staff member gets overwhelmed and walks out
  17. Jon puts hands on face
  18. "You're gonna kill someone!"
  19. Jon gets that dawg in him
  20. "Do you even want this bar to succeed?"
  21. Themed bar
  22. Microwaved food
  23. Jon gives an ultimatum
  24. Mixologist demonstrates a signature cocktail
  25. "I've seen enough!"
  26. Staff member quits
  27. A staff member cries
  28. Owner/Staff says something sexual
  29. "There's no systems..."
  30. Bar inherited
  31. Taffer-owned brand mentioned
  32. "You're failing your team!"
  33. Staff fighting with each other
  34. Expert walks out
  35. Product ACTUALLY GIVEN AWAY FOR FREE
  36. "You blew it"
  37. "Partender"
  38. Stupid stress test game
  39. Designer unveils the bar's new look
  40. Blueprint on table
  41. Losing $5,000+/month
  42. "Disgusting!"
  43. Substantial loan
  44. Owner has no credibility
  45. Jon makes the staff taste test the competition
  46. Cross-contamination
  47. A new logo reveal
  48. Jon tastes a disgusting drink or food
  49. Bar runs out of supplies/ ingredients
  50. Owner/Staff in denial
  51. "What is that smell?"
  52. Staff ignores customers
  53. Cops/ Paramedics called
  54. Jon walks out
  55. 12 months or less before closing
  56. "[you don’t/do you] even care"
  57. "Never seen that before."
  58. Gimlet
  59. "My work here is done."
  60. Experts do recon
  61. Crowd floods into the bar post-renovation
  62. Owner shows their inexperience
  63. Absolutely filthy interior
  64. Customers walking out due to slow service
  65. Renovations and/or rebrand somehow worse
  66. Big map on table
  67. Stupid purchase
  68. Jon is the recon
  69. Jon pops off for seemingly no reason
  70. Staff/Owner fights with Taffer
  71. Jon looks back at the bar as he leaves
  72. Over-the-top reaction to the makeover
  73. Staff member fired
  74. Staff/Owner fights with expert
  75. Son/Daughter works for owner
  76. Flashback to older episode
  77. Sponsor drop
  78. Owner blaming staff
  79. Bugs in the bottles
  80. "Systems in place..."
  81. Family drama
  82. Fuzzy maths
  83. "Who doesn't have/(still) needs a drink?!"
  84. "This is the worst stress test I've ever seen!"
  85. Staff caught drinking on the job
  86. Owner deflects criticism
  87. "You're making excuses!"
  88. Jon throws/slams something
  89. Owner called a name
  90. Team dramatically turns things around
  91. Celebrity recon
  92. Jon Taffer says something sexual
  93. "[this will/you will] get someone sick
  94. Chef introduces a revamped menu item
  95. Kitchen runs out of a menu item/ ingredient/ supplies
  96. Bugs
  97. "You’re drowning in debt!"
  98. Impromptu stress test
  99. Product spilled or dropped
  100. Chef/bartender refuses to take responsibility
  101. Complete rebrand
  102. Jon storms out of car/control room
  103. Overly high-tech equipment installed
  104. "...started off on the wrong foot"
  105. "[sponsor] worked all night..." (or similar)