Jon TaffersayssomethingsexualJon looksback atthe bar ashe leavesA newlogoreveal"I'veseenenough!"Absolutelyfilthyinterior"You’redrowningin debt!"OldFashionedCops/Paramedicscalled$300,000+in debt"Disgusting!"Staffcaughtdrinkingon the jobFuzzymaths"Whodoesn'thave/(still)needs adrink?!"Gimlet"Systemsinplace...""That'sunacceptable!"ProductACTUALLYGIVENAWAY FORFREEStupidstresstest gameOverlyhigh-techequipmentinstalled"This is a[recipefor]disaster."Owner isresistantto change"[this will/youwill] getsomeonesickTeamdramaticallyturns thingsaroundTaffer-ownedbrandmentionedStaff membergetsoverwhelmedand walks outFlashbackto olderepisodeChefintroducesa revampedmenu itemComplaintmade aboutfood ordrink quality"My workhere isdone.""This ischaos!"CelebrityreconStaffignorescustomersThemedbarCustomerswalking outdue to slowserviceFamilydramaSubstantialloanOwner/Staffin denialBigmap ontableJonwalksout"Concept"Renovationsand/orrebrandsomehowworse"Do youeven wantthis bar tosucceed?"Productspilled ordropped"Whatis thatsmell?"Staff/Ownerfights withexpertImpromptustress testOwnershows theirinexperienceStaffmemberfiredOwnerblamingstaffSponsordropBugs inthebottlesChef/bartenderrefuses to takeresponsibilityCompleterebrandBlueprinton tableOwnerhas nocredibilityJon istherecon"[sponsor]worked allnight..."(or similar)BugsJon popsoff forseeminglyno reasonExpertsdoreconOver-the-top reactionto themakeoverJon stormsout ofcar/controlroomJon getsthat dawgin himJon givesanultimatumLosing$5,000+/monthJon putshandson faceCross-contaminationBellslammingBarinherited"Neverseen thatbefore."Crowdfloods intothe bar post-renovation"Youblew it""Legendary"or "worldfamous"expert"You'remakingexcuses!"Designerunveilsthe bar'snew lookAreademographicsmentioned"You'regonna killsomeone!"OwnerdeflectscriticismOwner/StaffsayssomethingsexualStupidpurchaseJonthrows/slamssomething"Shut itdown!"MicrowavedfoodBar runsout ofsupplies/ingredientsKitchen runsout of amenu item/ingredient/suppliesBartenderdoesn’t knowhow to makea basic drinkJon tastes adisgustingdrink orfood"...startedoff on thewrongfoot"Mixologistdemonstratesa signaturecocktail12 monthsor lessbeforeclosingJon makesthe stafftaste test thecompetition"You'relosingmoney!""Partender""You'refailingyourteam!"OwnerrevertsrebrandStaffmemberquits"There'snosystems...""[youdon’t/doyou] evencare"A staffmembercriesExpertwalksoutOwnercalleda nameStafffightingwith eachother"This is theworst stresstest I'veever seen!"Son/Daughterworks forownerStaff/Ownerfights withTafferJon TaffersayssomethingsexualJon looksback atthe bar ashe leavesA newlogoreveal"I'veseenenough!"Absolutelyfilthyinterior"You’redrowningin debt!"OldFashionedCops/Paramedicscalled$300,000+in debt"Disgusting!"Staffcaughtdrinkingon the jobFuzzymaths"Whodoesn'thave/(still)needs adrink?!"Gimlet"Systemsinplace...""That'sunacceptable!"ProductACTUALLYGIVENAWAY FORFREEStupidstresstest gameOverlyhigh-techequipmentinstalled"This is a[recipefor]disaster."Owner isresistantto change"[this will/youwill] getsomeonesickTeamdramaticallyturns thingsaroundTaffer-ownedbrandmentionedStaff membergetsoverwhelmedand walks outFlashbackto olderepisodeChefintroducesa revampedmenu itemComplaintmade aboutfood ordrink quality"My workhere isdone.""This ischaos!"CelebrityreconStaffignorescustomersThemedbarCustomerswalking outdue to slowserviceFamilydramaSubstantialloanOwner/Staffin denialBigmap ontableJonwalksout"Concept"Renovationsand/orrebrandsomehowworse"Do youeven wantthis bar tosucceed?"Productspilled ordropped"Whatis thatsmell?"Staff/Ownerfights withexpertImpromptustress testOwnershows theirinexperienceStaffmemberfiredOwnerblamingstaffSponsordropBugs inthebottlesChef/bartenderrefuses to takeresponsibilityCompleterebrandBlueprinton tableOwnerhas nocredibilityJon istherecon"[sponsor]worked allnight..."(or similar)BugsJon popsoff forseeminglyno reasonExpertsdoreconOver-the-top reactionto themakeoverJon stormsout ofcar/controlroomJon getsthat dawgin himJon givesanultimatumLosing$5,000+/monthJon putshandson faceCross-contaminationBellslammingBarinherited"Neverseen thatbefore."Crowdfloods intothe bar post-renovation"Youblew it""Legendary"or "worldfamous"expert"You'remakingexcuses!"Designerunveilsthe bar'snew lookAreademographicsmentioned"You'regonna killsomeone!"OwnerdeflectscriticismOwner/StaffsayssomethingsexualStupidpurchaseJonthrows/slamssomething"Shut itdown!"MicrowavedfoodBar runsout ofsupplies/ingredientsKitchen runsout of amenu item/ingredient/suppliesBartenderdoesn’t knowhow to makea basic drinkJon tastes adisgustingdrink orfood"...startedoff on thewrongfoot"Mixologistdemonstratesa signaturecocktail12 monthsor lessbeforeclosingJon makesthe stafftaste test thecompetition"You'relosingmoney!""Partender""You'refailingyourteam!"OwnerrevertsrebrandStaffmemberquits"There'snosystems...""[youdon’t/doyou] evencare"A staffmembercriesExpertwalksoutOwnercalleda nameStafffightingwith eachother"This is theworst stresstest I'veever seen!"Son/Daughterworks forownerStaff/Ownerfights withTaffer

The Schizo Pit™ Presents Bar Rescue Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Jon Taffer says something sexual
  2. Jon looks back at the bar as he leaves
  3. A new logo reveal
  4. "I've seen enough!"
  5. Absolutely filthy interior
  6. "You’re drowning in debt!"
  7. Old Fashioned
  8. Cops/ Paramedics called
  9. $300,000+ in debt
  10. "Disgusting!"
  11. Staff caught drinking on the job
  12. Fuzzy maths
  13. "Who doesn't have/(still) needs a drink?!"
  14. Gimlet
  15. "Systems in place..."
  16. "That's unacceptable!"
  17. Product ACTUALLY GIVEN AWAY FOR FREE
  18. Stupid stress test game
  19. Overly high-tech equipment installed
  20. "This is a [recipe for] disaster."
  21. Owner is resistant to change
  22. "[this will/you will] get someone sick
  23. Team dramatically turns things around
  24. Taffer-owned brand mentioned
  25. Staff member gets overwhelmed and walks out
  26. Flashback to older episode
  27. Chef introduces a revamped menu item
  28. Complaint made about food or drink quality
  29. "My work here is done."
  30. "This is chaos!"
  31. Celebrity recon
  32. Staff ignores customers
  33. Themed bar
  34. Customers walking out due to slow service
  35. Family drama
  36. Substantial loan
  37. Owner/Staff in denial
  38. Big map on table
  39. Jon walks out
  40. "Concept"
  41. Renovations and/or rebrand somehow worse
  42. "Do you even want this bar to succeed?"
  43. Product spilled or dropped
  44. "What is that smell?"
  45. Staff/Owner fights with expert
  46. Impromptu stress test
  47. Owner shows their inexperience
  48. Staff member fired
  49. Owner blaming staff
  50. Sponsor drop
  51. Bugs in the bottles
  52. Chef/bartender refuses to take responsibility
  53. Complete rebrand
  54. Blueprint on table
  55. Owner has no credibility
  56. Jon is the recon
  57. "[sponsor] worked all night..." (or similar)
  58. Bugs
  59. Jon pops off for seemingly no reason
  60. Experts do recon
  61. Over-the-top reaction to the makeover
  62. Jon storms out of car/control room
  63. Jon gets that dawg in him
  64. Jon gives an ultimatum
  65. Losing $5,000+/month
  66. Jon puts hands on face
  67. Cross-contamination
  68. Bell slamming
  69. Bar inherited
  70. "Never seen that before."
  71. Crowd floods into the bar post-renovation
  72. "You blew it"
  73. "Legendary" or "world famous" expert
  74. "You're making excuses!"
  75. Designer unveils the bar's new look
  76. Area demographics mentioned
  77. "You're gonna kill someone!"
  78. Owner deflects criticism
  79. Owner/Staff says something sexual
  80. Stupid purchase
  81. Jon throws/slams something
  82. "Shut it down!"
  83. Microwaved food
  84. Bar runs out of supplies/ ingredients
  85. Kitchen runs out of a menu item/ ingredient/ supplies
  86. Bartender doesn’t know how to make a basic drink
  87. Jon tastes a disgusting drink or food
  88. "...started off on the wrong foot"
  89. Mixologist demonstrates a signature cocktail
  90. 12 months or less before closing
  91. Jon makes the staff taste test the competition
  92. "You're losing money!"
  93. "Partender"
  94. "You're failing your team!"
  95. Owner reverts rebrand
  96. Staff member quits
  97. "There's no systems..."
  98. "[you don’t/do you] even care"
  99. A staff member cries
  100. Expert walks out
  101. Owner called a name
  102. Staff fighting with each other
  103. "This is the worst stress test I've ever seen!"
  104. Son/Daughter works for owner
  105. Staff/Owner fights with Taffer