A staffmembercries"You'relosingmoney!""My workhere isdone.""Systemsinplace..."Jon isthereconLosing$5,000+/monthBar runsout ofsupplies/ingredients"Youblew it"Designerunveilsthe bar'snew look"Disgusting!"OwnerrevertsrebrandMixologistdemonstratesa signaturecocktailChef/bartenderrefuses to takeresponsibility"Legendary"or "worldfamous"expertCelebrityreconKitchen runsout of amenu item/ingredient/supplies"This is theworst stresstest I'veever seen!"StaffignorescustomersCompleterebrandRenovationsand/orrebrandsomehowworseSponsordrop"I'veseenenough!"BellslammingStaff membergetsoverwhelmedand walks out"Partender"ExpertwalksoutJon stormsout ofcar/controlroomStaff/Ownerfights withexpertChefintroducesa revampedmenu itemComplaintmade aboutfood ordrink qualityCustomerswalking outdue to slowserviceExpertsdoreconJonthrows/slamssomethingBlueprinton tableJonwalksoutFlashbackto olderepisodeA newlogoreveal"Concept"Productspilled ordroppedJon TaffersayssomethingsexualJon givesanultimatumImpromptustress test"...startedoff on thewrongfoot"MicrowavedfoodJon looksback atthe bar ashe leaves"[youdon’t/doyou] evencare"Owner/StaffsayssomethingsexualJon putshandson faceOldFashionedOwnerdeflectscriticismStupidstresstest game"Neverseen thatbefore.""Do youeven wantthis bar tosucceed?"AreademographicsmentionedStaff/Ownerfights withTafferJon tastes adisgustingdrink orfood"That'sunacceptable!"Taffer-ownedbrandmentionedJon popsoff forseeminglyno reasonGimletCops/ParamedicscalledOver-the-top reactionto themakeoverOwner/Staffin denialStaffcaughtdrinkingon the job"You'remakingexcuses!"Stupidpurchase12 monthsor lessbeforeclosingThemedbarProductACTUALLYGIVENAWAY FORFREE"This is a[recipefor]disaster."BarinheritedBugs inthebottlesSubstantialloanOwnerhas nocredibilityCrowdfloods intothe bar post-renovationFuzzymaths"You’redrowningin debt!"StaffmemberquitsFamilydrama"[this will/youwill] getsomeonesickOwnercalleda nameStafffightingwith eachotherBugs"This ischaos!""Whatis thatsmell?"AbsolutelyfilthyinteriorJon makesthe stafftaste test thecompetitionTeamdramaticallyturns thingsaroundBigmap ontable"You'refailingyourteam!"Ownershows theirinexperienceStaffmemberfiredSon/Daughterworks forowner$300,000+in debtOwnerblamingstaff"Shut itdown!""Whodoesn'thave/(still)needs adrink?!""There'snosystems..."Bartenderdoesn’t knowhow to makea basic drink"[sponsor]worked allnight..."(or similar)Overlyhigh-techequipmentinstalledOwner isresistantto change"You'regonna killsomeone!"Cross-contaminationJon getsthat dawgin himA staffmembercries"You'relosingmoney!""My workhere isdone.""Systemsinplace..."Jon isthereconLosing$5,000+/monthBar runsout ofsupplies/ingredients"Youblew it"Designerunveilsthe bar'snew look"Disgusting!"OwnerrevertsrebrandMixologistdemonstratesa signaturecocktailChef/bartenderrefuses to takeresponsibility"Legendary"or "worldfamous"expertCelebrityreconKitchen runsout of amenu item/ingredient/supplies"This is theworst stresstest I'veever seen!"StaffignorescustomersCompleterebrandRenovationsand/orrebrandsomehowworseSponsordrop"I'veseenenough!"BellslammingStaff membergetsoverwhelmedand walks out"Partender"ExpertwalksoutJon stormsout ofcar/controlroomStaff/Ownerfights withexpertChefintroducesa revampedmenu itemComplaintmade aboutfood ordrink qualityCustomerswalking outdue to slowserviceExpertsdoreconJonthrows/slamssomethingBlueprinton tableJonwalksoutFlashbackto olderepisodeA newlogoreveal"Concept"Productspilled ordroppedJon TaffersayssomethingsexualJon givesanultimatumImpromptustress test"...startedoff on thewrongfoot"MicrowavedfoodJon looksback atthe bar ashe leaves"[youdon’t/doyou] evencare"Owner/StaffsayssomethingsexualJon putshandson faceOldFashionedOwnerdeflectscriticismStupidstresstest game"Neverseen thatbefore.""Do youeven wantthis bar tosucceed?"AreademographicsmentionedStaff/Ownerfights withTafferJon tastes adisgustingdrink orfood"That'sunacceptable!"Taffer-ownedbrandmentionedJon popsoff forseeminglyno reasonGimletCops/ParamedicscalledOver-the-top reactionto themakeoverOwner/Staffin denialStaffcaughtdrinkingon the job"You'remakingexcuses!"Stupidpurchase12 monthsor lessbeforeclosingThemedbarProductACTUALLYGIVENAWAY FORFREE"This is a[recipefor]disaster."BarinheritedBugs inthebottlesSubstantialloanOwnerhas nocredibilityCrowdfloods intothe bar post-renovationFuzzymaths"You’redrowningin debt!"StaffmemberquitsFamilydrama"[this will/youwill] getsomeonesickOwnercalleda nameStafffightingwith eachotherBugs"This ischaos!""Whatis thatsmell?"AbsolutelyfilthyinteriorJon makesthe stafftaste test thecompetitionTeamdramaticallyturns thingsaroundBigmap ontable"You'refailingyourteam!"Ownershows theirinexperienceStaffmemberfiredSon/Daughterworks forowner$300,000+in debtOwnerblamingstaff"Shut itdown!""Whodoesn'thave/(still)needs adrink?!""There'snosystems..."Bartenderdoesn’t knowhow to makea basic drink"[sponsor]worked allnight..."(or similar)Overlyhigh-techequipmentinstalledOwner isresistantto change"You'regonna killsomeone!"Cross-contaminationJon getsthat dawgin him

The Schizo Pit™ Presents Bar Rescue Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. A staff member cries
  2. "You're losing money!"
  3. "My work here is done."
  4. "Systems in place..."
  5. Jon is the recon
  6. Losing $5,000+/month
  7. Bar runs out of supplies/ ingredients
  8. "You blew it"
  9. Designer unveils the bar's new look
  10. "Disgusting!"
  11. Owner reverts rebrand
  12. Mixologist demonstrates a signature cocktail
  13. Chef/bartender refuses to take responsibility
  14. "Legendary" or "world famous" expert
  15. Celebrity recon
  16. Kitchen runs out of a menu item/ ingredient/ supplies
  17. "This is the worst stress test I've ever seen!"
  18. Staff ignores customers
  19. Complete rebrand
  20. Renovations and/or rebrand somehow worse
  21. Sponsor drop
  22. "I've seen enough!"
  23. Bell slamming
  24. Staff member gets overwhelmed and walks out
  25. "Partender"
  26. Expert walks out
  27. Jon storms out of car/control room
  28. Staff/Owner fights with expert
  29. Chef introduces a revamped menu item
  30. Complaint made about food or drink quality
  31. Customers walking out due to slow service
  32. Experts do recon
  33. Jon throws/slams something
  34. Blueprint on table
  35. Jon walks out
  36. Flashback to older episode
  37. A new logo reveal
  38. "Concept"
  39. Product spilled or dropped
  40. Jon Taffer says something sexual
  41. Jon gives an ultimatum
  42. Impromptu stress test
  43. "...started off on the wrong foot"
  44. Microwaved food
  45. Jon looks back at the bar as he leaves
  46. "[you don’t/do you] even care"
  47. Owner/Staff says something sexual
  48. Jon puts hands on face
  49. Old Fashioned
  50. Owner deflects criticism
  51. Stupid stress test game
  52. "Never seen that before."
  53. "Do you even want this bar to succeed?"
  54. Area demographics mentioned
  55. Staff/Owner fights with Taffer
  56. Jon tastes a disgusting drink or food
  57. "That's unacceptable!"
  58. Taffer-owned brand mentioned
  59. Jon pops off for seemingly no reason
  60. Gimlet
  61. Cops/ Paramedics called
  62. Over-the-top reaction to the makeover
  63. Owner/Staff in denial
  64. Staff caught drinking on the job
  65. "You're making excuses!"
  66. Stupid purchase
  67. 12 months or less before closing
  68. Themed bar
  69. Product ACTUALLY GIVEN AWAY FOR FREE
  70. "This is a [recipe for] disaster."
  71. Bar inherited
  72. Bugs in the bottles
  73. Substantial loan
  74. Owner has no credibility
  75. Crowd floods into the bar post-renovation
  76. Fuzzy maths
  77. "You’re drowning in debt!"
  78. Staff member quits
  79. Family drama
  80. "[this will/you will] get someone sick
  81. Owner called a name
  82. Staff fighting with each other
  83. Bugs
  84. "This is chaos!"
  85. "What is that smell?"
  86. Absolutely filthy interior
  87. Jon makes the staff taste test the competition
  88. Team dramatically turns things around
  89. Big map on table
  90. "You're failing your team!"
  91. Owner shows their inexperience
  92. Staff member fired
  93. Son/Daughter works for owner
  94. $300,000+ in debt
  95. Owner blaming staff
  96. "Shut it down!"
  97. "Who doesn't have/(still) needs a drink?!"
  98. "There's no systems..."
  99. Bartender doesn’t know how to make a basic drink
  100. "[sponsor] worked all night..." (or similar)
  101. Overly high-tech equipment installed
  102. Owner is resistant to change
  103. "You're gonna kill someone!"
  104. Cross-contamination
  105. Jon gets that dawg in him