"[this will/youwill] getsomeonesickCops/Paramedicscalled"This ischaos!"Mixologistdemonstratesa signaturecocktailOver-the-top reactionto themakeoverOwnerblamingstaffJon getsthat dawgin himGimletProductspilled ordropped"My workhere isdone.""You'remakingexcuses!""Neverseen thatbefore."Staff membergetsoverwhelmedand walks outFuzzymathsBigmap ontableOwner/StaffsayssomethingsexualAbsolutelyfilthyinterior"You'refailingyourteam!"StaffignorescustomersStaff/Ownerfights withexpertCrowdfloods intothe bar post-renovationOwner/Staffin denialJon makesthe stafftaste test thecompetitionRenovationsand/orrebrandsomehowworse"This is a[recipefor]disaster."OldFashionedJon putshandson faceA staffmembercriesCompleterebrandStaffmemberfired"That'sunacceptable!"Jon looksback atthe bar ashe leaves"You'relosingmoney!"Sponsordrop"Youblew it""Concept"$300,000+in debtOverlyhigh-techequipmentinstalledFlashbackto olderepisodeOwnershows theirinexperience"Partender"Customerswalking outdue to slowservice"There'snosystems..."Son/Daughterworks forownerBarinheritedExpertwalksoutProductACTUALLYGIVENAWAY FORFREE"I'veseenenough!"CelebrityreconJon tastes adisgustingdrink orfoodBugsA newlogorevealJonwalksout"[youdon’t/doyou] evencare"Impromptustress testOwnerdeflectscriticismBugs inthebottlesStupidstresstest gameOwner isresistantto changeLosing$5,000+/monthChefintroducesa revampedmenu itemExpertsdoreconStupidpurchaseJonthrows/slamssomething"You'regonna killsomeone!""Shut itdown!""Legendary"or "worldfamous"expertJon popsoff forseeminglyno reasonStaffmemberquitsThemedbarOwnerhas nocredibilityAreademographicsmentionedMicrowavedfood12 monthsor lessbeforeclosingJon givesanultimatumSubstantialloanJon istherecon"You’redrowningin debt!"Bartenderdoesn’t knowhow to makea basic drinkFamilydramaDesignerunveilsthe bar'snew lookJon stormsout ofcar/controlroomKitchen runsout of amenu item/ingredient/suppliesTaffer-ownedbrandmentionedStaffcaughtdrinkingon the jobCross-contamination"Disgusting!"Ownercalleda name"...startedoff on thewrongfoot"Jon TaffersayssomethingsexualStafffightingwith eachotherBar runsout ofsupplies/ingredientsBellslamming"Systemsinplace..."OwnerrevertsrebrandChef/bartenderrefuses to takeresponsibility"Do youeven wantthis bar tosucceed?"Staff/Ownerfights withTaffer"This is theworst stresstest I'veever seen!""[sponsor]worked allnight..."(or similar)Blueprinton table"Whatis thatsmell?"Teamdramaticallyturns thingsaroundComplaintmade aboutfood ordrink quality"Whodoesn'thave/(still)needs adrink?!""[this will/youwill] getsomeonesickCops/Paramedicscalled"This ischaos!"Mixologistdemonstratesa signaturecocktailOver-the-top reactionto themakeoverOwnerblamingstaffJon getsthat dawgin himGimletProductspilled ordropped"My workhere isdone.""You'remakingexcuses!""Neverseen thatbefore."Staff membergetsoverwhelmedand walks outFuzzymathsBigmap ontableOwner/StaffsayssomethingsexualAbsolutelyfilthyinterior"You'refailingyourteam!"StaffignorescustomersStaff/Ownerfights withexpertCrowdfloods intothe bar post-renovationOwner/Staffin denialJon makesthe stafftaste test thecompetitionRenovationsand/orrebrandsomehowworse"This is a[recipefor]disaster."OldFashionedJon putshandson faceA staffmembercriesCompleterebrandStaffmemberfired"That'sunacceptable!"Jon looksback atthe bar ashe leaves"You'relosingmoney!"Sponsordrop"Youblew it""Concept"$300,000+in debtOverlyhigh-techequipmentinstalledFlashbackto olderepisodeOwnershows theirinexperience"Partender"Customerswalking outdue to slowservice"There'snosystems..."Son/Daughterworks forownerBarinheritedExpertwalksoutProductACTUALLYGIVENAWAY FORFREE"I'veseenenough!"CelebrityreconJon tastes adisgustingdrink orfoodBugsA newlogorevealJonwalksout"[youdon’t/doyou] evencare"Impromptustress testOwnerdeflectscriticismBugs inthebottlesStupidstresstest gameOwner isresistantto changeLosing$5,000+/monthChefintroducesa revampedmenu itemExpertsdoreconStupidpurchaseJonthrows/slamssomething"You'regonna killsomeone!""Shut itdown!""Legendary"or "worldfamous"expertJon popsoff forseeminglyno reasonStaffmemberquitsThemedbarOwnerhas nocredibilityAreademographicsmentionedMicrowavedfood12 monthsor lessbeforeclosingJon givesanultimatumSubstantialloanJon istherecon"You’redrowningin debt!"Bartenderdoesn’t knowhow to makea basic drinkFamilydramaDesignerunveilsthe bar'snew lookJon stormsout ofcar/controlroomKitchen runsout of amenu item/ingredient/suppliesTaffer-ownedbrandmentionedStaffcaughtdrinkingon the jobCross-contamination"Disgusting!"Ownercalleda name"...startedoff on thewrongfoot"Jon TaffersayssomethingsexualStafffightingwith eachotherBar runsout ofsupplies/ingredientsBellslamming"Systemsinplace..."OwnerrevertsrebrandChef/bartenderrefuses to takeresponsibility"Do youeven wantthis bar tosucceed?"Staff/Ownerfights withTaffer"This is theworst stresstest I'veever seen!""[sponsor]worked allnight..."(or similar)Blueprinton table"Whatis thatsmell?"Teamdramaticallyturns thingsaroundComplaintmade aboutfood ordrink quality"Whodoesn'thave/(still)needs adrink?!"

The Schizo Pit™ Presents Bar Rescue Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "[this will/you will] get someone sick
  2. Cops/ Paramedics called
  3. "This is chaos!"
  4. Mixologist demonstrates a signature cocktail
  5. Over-the-top reaction to the makeover
  6. Owner blaming staff
  7. Jon gets that dawg in him
  8. Gimlet
  9. Product spilled or dropped
  10. "My work here is done."
  11. "You're making excuses!"
  12. "Never seen that before."
  13. Staff member gets overwhelmed and walks out
  14. Fuzzy maths
  15. Big map on table
  16. Owner/Staff says something sexual
  17. Absolutely filthy interior
  18. "You're failing your team!"
  19. Staff ignores customers
  20. Staff/Owner fights with expert
  21. Crowd floods into the bar post-renovation
  22. Owner/Staff in denial
  23. Jon makes the staff taste test the competition
  24. Renovations and/or rebrand somehow worse
  25. "This is a [recipe for] disaster."
  26. Old Fashioned
  27. Jon puts hands on face
  28. A staff member cries
  29. Complete rebrand
  30. Staff member fired
  31. "That's unacceptable!"
  32. Jon looks back at the bar as he leaves
  33. "You're losing money!"
  34. Sponsor drop
  35. "You blew it"
  36. "Concept"
  37. $300,000+ in debt
  38. Overly high-tech equipment installed
  39. Flashback to older episode
  40. Owner shows their inexperience
  41. "Partender"
  42. Customers walking out due to slow service
  43. "There's no systems..."
  44. Son/Daughter works for owner
  45. Bar inherited
  46. Expert walks out
  47. Product ACTUALLY GIVEN AWAY FOR FREE
  48. "I've seen enough!"
  49. Celebrity recon
  50. Jon tastes a disgusting drink or food
  51. Bugs
  52. A new logo reveal
  53. Jon walks out
  54. "[you don’t/do you] even care"
  55. Impromptu stress test
  56. Owner deflects criticism
  57. Bugs in the bottles
  58. Stupid stress test game
  59. Owner is resistant to change
  60. Losing $5,000+/month
  61. Chef introduces a revamped menu item
  62. Experts do recon
  63. Stupid purchase
  64. Jon throws/slams something
  65. "You're gonna kill someone!"
  66. "Shut it down!"
  67. "Legendary" or "world famous" expert
  68. Jon pops off for seemingly no reason
  69. Staff member quits
  70. Themed bar
  71. Owner has no credibility
  72. Area demographics mentioned
  73. Microwaved food
  74. 12 months or less before closing
  75. Jon gives an ultimatum
  76. Substantial loan
  77. Jon is the recon
  78. "You’re drowning in debt!"
  79. Bartender doesn’t know how to make a basic drink
  80. Family drama
  81. Designer unveils the bar's new look
  82. Jon storms out of car/control room
  83. Kitchen runs out of a menu item/ ingredient/ supplies
  84. Taffer-owned brand mentioned
  85. Staff caught drinking on the job
  86. Cross-contamination
  87. "Disgusting!"
  88. Owner called a name
  89. "...started off on the wrong foot"
  90. Jon Taffer says something sexual
  91. Staff fighting with each other
  92. Bar runs out of supplies/ ingredients
  93. Bell slamming
  94. "Systems in place..."
  95. Owner reverts rebrand
  96. Chef/bartender refuses to take responsibility
  97. "Do you even want this bar to succeed?"
  98. Staff/Owner fights with Taffer
  99. "This is the worst stress test I've ever seen!"
  100. "[sponsor] worked all night..." (or similar)
  101. Blueprint on table
  102. "What is that smell?"
  103. Team dramatically turns things around
  104. Complaint made about food or drink quality
  105. "Who doesn't have/(still) needs a drink?!"