Jon tastes adisgustingdrink orfoodLosing$5,000+/monthAreademographicsmentionedJon istherecon"...startedoff on thewrongfoot""Disgusting!"Flashbackto olderepisodeBugs inthebottles"This ischaos!"ThemedbarJon popsoff forseeminglyno reasonBarinheritedComplaintmade aboutfood ordrink qualityCustomerswalking outdue to slowserviceFamilydrama"That'sunacceptable!"Owner isresistantto changeChef/bartenderrefuses to takeresponsibility"[youdon’t/doyou] evencare""Neverseen thatbefore."Ownershows theirinexperience"Shut itdown!"12 monthsor lessbeforeclosingOwner/StaffsayssomethingsexualSubstantialloan"Do youeven wantthis bar tosucceed?"Jon getsthat dawgin him"[this will/youwill] getsomeonesick"You'refailingyourteam!"StaffignorescustomersCompleterebrand"You'remakingexcuses!"Jon givesanultimatum"This is theworst stresstest I'veever seen!""You'relosingmoney!"A staffmembercriesOwnerblamingstaffBellslammingMixologistdemonstratesa signaturecocktailStaff membergetsoverwhelmedand walks out"My workhere isdone."FuzzymathsOldFashionedRenovationsand/orrebrandsomehowworseAbsolutelyfilthyinteriorExpertsdorecon"Partender"Owner/Staffin denial"Whatis thatsmell?"Impromptustress testSponsordrop"[sponsor]worked allnight..."(or similar)Jon looksback atthe bar ashe leavesMicrowavedfoodExpertwalksoutDesignerunveilsthe bar'snew look"Legendary"or "worldfamous"expertSon/Daughterworks forownerBugsJon putshandson faceStaff/Ownerfights withexpertChefintroducesa revampedmenu item"Systemsinplace..."StaffmemberfiredStaffcaughtdrinkingon the jobCrowdfloods intothe bar post-renovationStaff/Ownerfights withTafferJon makesthe stafftaste test thecompetition"There'snosystems..."Bigmap ontableBlueprinton tableJon stormsout ofcar/controlroomStupidpurchaseTeamdramaticallyturns thingsaroundOwnerdeflectscriticismStupidstresstest gameOwnerhas nocredibilityTaffer-ownedbrandmentioned"Youblew it"Bar runsout ofsupplies/ingredientsStafffightingwith eachotherKitchen runsout of amenu item/ingredient/suppliesProductACTUALLYGIVENAWAY FORFREECops/ParamedicscalledOverlyhigh-techequipmentinstalled"Whodoesn'thave/(still)needs adrink?!"GimletBartenderdoesn’t knowhow to makea basic drinkJonthrows/slamssomethingA newlogoreveal"I'veseenenough!"$300,000+in debtBartenderspills a drinkor drops aglassOwnercalleda nameOver-the-top reactionto themakeoverJon walksout infrustration"You’redrowningin debt!"Cross-contamination"This is a[recipefor]disaster.""You'regonna killsomeone!"Jon tastes adisgustingdrink orfoodLosing$5,000+/monthAreademographicsmentionedJon istherecon"...startedoff on thewrongfoot""Disgusting!"Flashbackto olderepisodeBugs inthebottles"This ischaos!"ThemedbarJon popsoff forseeminglyno reasonBarinheritedComplaintmade aboutfood ordrink qualityCustomerswalking outdue to slowserviceFamilydrama"That'sunacceptable!"Owner isresistantto changeChef/bartenderrefuses to takeresponsibility"[youdon’t/doyou] evencare""Neverseen thatbefore."Ownershows theirinexperience"Shut itdown!"12 monthsor lessbeforeclosingOwner/StaffsayssomethingsexualSubstantialloan"Do youeven wantthis bar tosucceed?"Jon getsthat dawgin him"[this will/youwill] getsomeonesick"You'refailingyourteam!"StaffignorescustomersCompleterebrand"You'remakingexcuses!"Jon givesanultimatum"This is theworst stresstest I'veever seen!""You'relosingmoney!"A staffmembercriesOwnerblamingstaffBellslammingMixologistdemonstratesa signaturecocktailStaff membergetsoverwhelmedand walks out"My workhere isdone."FuzzymathsOldFashionedRenovationsand/orrebrandsomehowworseAbsolutelyfilthyinteriorExpertsdorecon"Partender"Owner/Staffin denial"Whatis thatsmell?"Impromptustress testSponsordrop"[sponsor]worked allnight..."(or similar)Jon looksback atthe bar ashe leavesMicrowavedfoodExpertwalksoutDesignerunveilsthe bar'snew look"Legendary"or "worldfamous"expertSon/Daughterworks forownerBugsJon putshandson faceStaff/Ownerfights withexpertChefintroducesa revampedmenu item"Systemsinplace..."StaffmemberfiredStaffcaughtdrinkingon the jobCrowdfloods intothe bar post-renovationStaff/Ownerfights withTafferJon makesthe stafftaste test thecompetition"There'snosystems..."Bigmap ontableBlueprinton tableJon stormsout ofcar/controlroomStupidpurchaseTeamdramaticallyturns thingsaroundOwnerdeflectscriticismStupidstresstest gameOwnerhas nocredibilityTaffer-ownedbrandmentioned"Youblew it"Bar runsout ofsupplies/ingredientsStafffightingwith eachotherKitchen runsout of amenu item/ingredient/suppliesProductACTUALLYGIVENAWAY FORFREECops/ParamedicscalledOverlyhigh-techequipmentinstalled"Whodoesn'thave/(still)needs adrink?!"GimletBartenderdoesn’t knowhow to makea basic drinkJonthrows/slamssomethingA newlogoreveal"I'veseenenough!"$300,000+in debtBartenderspills a drinkor drops aglassOwnercalleda nameOver-the-top reactionto themakeoverJon walksout infrustration"You’redrowningin debt!"Cross-contamination"This is a[recipefor]disaster.""You'regonna killsomeone!"

The Schizo Pit™ Presents Bar Rescue Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Jon tastes a disgusting drink or food
  2. Losing $5,000+/month
  3. Area demographics mentioned
  4. Jon is the recon
  5. "...started off on the wrong foot"
  6. "Disgusting!"
  7. Flashback to older episode
  8. Bugs in the bottles
  9. "This is chaos!"
  10. Themed bar
  11. Jon pops off for seemingly no reason
  12. Bar inherited
  13. Complaint made about food or drink quality
  14. Customers walking out due to slow service
  15. Family drama
  16. "That's unacceptable!"
  17. Owner is resistant to change
  18. Chef/bartender refuses to take responsibility
  19. "[you don’t/do you] even care"
  20. "Never seen that before."
  21. Owner shows their inexperience
  22. "Shut it down!"
  23. 12 months or less before closing
  24. Owner/Staff says something sexual
  25. Substantial loan
  26. "Do you even want this bar to succeed?"
  27. Jon gets that dawg in him
  28. "[this will/you will] get someone sick
  29. "You're failing your team!"
  30. Staff ignores customers
  31. Complete rebrand
  32. "You're making excuses!"
  33. Jon gives an ultimatum
  34. "This is the worst stress test I've ever seen!"
  35. "You're losing money!"
  36. A staff member cries
  37. Owner blaming staff
  38. Bell slamming
  39. Mixologist demonstrates a signature cocktail
  40. Staff member gets overwhelmed and walks out
  41. "My work here is done."
  42. Fuzzy maths
  43. Old Fashioned
  44. Renovations and/or rebrand somehow worse
  45. Absolutely filthy interior
  46. Experts do recon
  47. "Partender"
  48. Owner/Staff in denial
  49. "What is that smell?"
  50. Impromptu stress test
  51. Sponsor drop
  52. "[sponsor] worked all night..." (or similar)
  53. Jon looks back at the bar as he leaves
  54. Microwaved food
  55. Expert walks out
  56. Designer unveils the bar's new look
  57. "Legendary" or "world famous" expert
  58. Son/Daughter works for owner
  59. Bugs
  60. Jon puts hands on face
  61. Staff/Owner fights with expert
  62. Chef introduces a revamped menu item
  63. "Systems in place..."
  64. Staff member fired
  65. Staff caught drinking on the job
  66. Crowd floods into the bar post-renovation
  67. Staff/Owner fights with Taffer
  68. Jon makes the staff taste test the competition
  69. "There's no systems..."
  70. Big map on table
  71. Blueprint on table
  72. Jon storms out of car/control room
  73. Stupid purchase
  74. Team dramatically turns things around
  75. Owner deflects criticism
  76. Stupid stress test game
  77. Owner has no credibility
  78. Taffer-owned brand mentioned
  79. "You blew it"
  80. Bar runs out of supplies/ ingredients
  81. Staff fighting with each other
  82. Kitchen runs out of a menu item/ ingredient/ supplies
  83. Product ACTUALLY GIVEN AWAY FOR FREE
  84. Cops/ Paramedics called
  85. Overly high-tech equipment installed
  86. "Who doesn't have/(still) needs a drink?!"
  87. Gimlet
  88. Bartender doesn’t know how to make a basic drink
  89. Jon throws/slams something
  90. A new logo reveal
  91. "I've seen enough!"
  92. $300,000+ in debt
  93. Bartender spills a drink or drops a glass
  94. Owner called a name
  95. Over-the-top reaction to the makeover
  96. Jon walks out in frustration
  97. "You’re drowning in debt!"
  98. Cross-contamination
  99. "This is a [recipe for] disaster."
  100. "You're gonna kill someone!"