Substantialloan"Do youeven wantthis bar tosucceed?"OwnerrevertsrebrandStaffignorescustomersStupidstresstest gameSponsordropBlueprinton tableJon isthereconMicrowavedfoodCops/Paramedicscalled"That'sunacceptable!"StupidpurchaseOwnerblamingstaffOwnerhas nocredibilityImpromptustress testJon putshandson faceJon makesthe stafftaste test thecompetition"There'snosystems..."Bartenderdoesn’t knowhow to makea basic drink"...startedoff on thewrongfoot"Areademographicsmentioned"Whatis thatsmell?""You’redrowningin debt!"Customerswalking outdue to slowserviceFuzzymathsAbsolutelyfilthyinterior"[this will/youwill] getsomeonesickFlashbackto olderepisode"You'relosingmoney!"ProductACTUALLYGIVENAWAY FORFREETeamdramaticallyturns thingsaroundLosing$5,000+/month"You'refailingyourteam!""Partender""Youblew it"Mixologistdemonstratesa signaturecocktail$300,000+in debtComplaintmade aboutfood ordrink qualityJonthrows/slamssomethingBigmap ontableBugs inthebottles"Legendary"or "worldfamous"expertThemedbarRenovationsand/orrebrandsomehowworseOwnershows theirinexperience"Shut itdown!"Taffer-ownedbrandmentioned"My workhere isdone."Chefintroducesa revampedmenu item"This is theworst stresstest I'veever seen!"A staffmembercriesA newlogorevealBellslammingJon tastes adisgustingdrink orfoodExpertsdoreconOwnerdeflectscriticismJon TaffersayssomethingsexualStaffmemberfiredCelebrityreconCross-contaminationJon popsoff forseeminglyno reasonFamilydramaBarinheritedOwnercalleda nameStaffcaughtdrinkingon the jobExpertwalksout"Systemsinplace...""Whodoesn'thave/(still)needs adrink?!"Bar runsout ofsupplies/ingredientsCompleterebrandChef/bartenderrefuses to takeresponsibility"Neverseen thatbefore."Staff/Ownerfights withexpertDesignerunveilsthe bar'snew look12 monthsor lessbeforeclosing"I'veseenenough!"Productspilled ordroppedKitchen runsout of amenu item/ingredient/suppliesOldFashioned"You'remakingexcuses!"Staffmemberquits"Concept"Staff membergetsoverwhelmedand walks out"This is a[recipefor]disaster.""This ischaos!""You'regonna killsomeone!"Overlyhigh-techequipmentinstalledJonwalksoutJon givesanultimatum"[sponsor]worked allnight..."(or similar)"Disgusting!"Jon getsthat dawgin himCrowdfloods intothe bar post-renovationOwner/Staffin denialOwner/StaffsayssomethingsexualBugsSon/Daughterworks forownerJon looksback atthe bar ashe leaves"[youdon’t/doyou] evencare"Staff/Ownerfights withTafferStafffightingwith eachotherJon stormsout ofcar/controlroomOver-the-top reactionto themakeoverGimletOwner isresistantto changeSubstantialloan"Do youeven wantthis bar tosucceed?"OwnerrevertsrebrandStaffignorescustomersStupidstresstest gameSponsordropBlueprinton tableJon isthereconMicrowavedfoodCops/Paramedicscalled"That'sunacceptable!"StupidpurchaseOwnerblamingstaffOwnerhas nocredibilityImpromptustress testJon putshandson faceJon makesthe stafftaste test thecompetition"There'snosystems..."Bartenderdoesn’t knowhow to makea basic drink"...startedoff on thewrongfoot"Areademographicsmentioned"Whatis thatsmell?""You’redrowningin debt!"Customerswalking outdue to slowserviceFuzzymathsAbsolutelyfilthyinterior"[this will/youwill] getsomeonesickFlashbackto olderepisode"You'relosingmoney!"ProductACTUALLYGIVENAWAY FORFREETeamdramaticallyturns thingsaroundLosing$5,000+/month"You'refailingyourteam!""Partender""Youblew it"Mixologistdemonstratesa signaturecocktail$300,000+in debtComplaintmade aboutfood ordrink qualityJonthrows/slamssomethingBigmap ontableBugs inthebottles"Legendary"or "worldfamous"expertThemedbarRenovationsand/orrebrandsomehowworseOwnershows theirinexperience"Shut itdown!"Taffer-ownedbrandmentioned"My workhere isdone."Chefintroducesa revampedmenu item"This is theworst stresstest I'veever seen!"A staffmembercriesA newlogorevealBellslammingJon tastes adisgustingdrink orfoodExpertsdoreconOwnerdeflectscriticismJon TaffersayssomethingsexualStaffmemberfiredCelebrityreconCross-contaminationJon popsoff forseeminglyno reasonFamilydramaBarinheritedOwnercalleda nameStaffcaughtdrinkingon the jobExpertwalksout"Systemsinplace...""Whodoesn'thave/(still)needs adrink?!"Bar runsout ofsupplies/ingredientsCompleterebrandChef/bartenderrefuses to takeresponsibility"Neverseen thatbefore."Staff/Ownerfights withexpertDesignerunveilsthe bar'snew look12 monthsor lessbeforeclosing"I'veseenenough!"Productspilled ordroppedKitchen runsout of amenu item/ingredient/suppliesOldFashioned"You'remakingexcuses!"Staffmemberquits"Concept"Staff membergetsoverwhelmedand walks out"This is a[recipefor]disaster.""This ischaos!""You'regonna killsomeone!"Overlyhigh-techequipmentinstalledJonwalksoutJon givesanultimatum"[sponsor]worked allnight..."(or similar)"Disgusting!"Jon getsthat dawgin himCrowdfloods intothe bar post-renovationOwner/Staffin denialOwner/StaffsayssomethingsexualBugsSon/Daughterworks forownerJon looksback atthe bar ashe leaves"[youdon’t/doyou] evencare"Staff/Ownerfights withTafferStafffightingwith eachotherJon stormsout ofcar/controlroomOver-the-top reactionto themakeoverGimletOwner isresistantto change

The Schizo Pit™ Presents Bar Rescue Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Substantial loan
  2. "Do you even want this bar to succeed?"
  3. Owner reverts rebrand
  4. Staff ignores customers
  5. Stupid stress test game
  6. Sponsor drop
  7. Blueprint on table
  8. Jon is the recon
  9. Microwaved food
  10. Cops/ Paramedics called
  11. "That's unacceptable!"
  12. Stupid purchase
  13. Owner blaming staff
  14. Owner has no credibility
  15. Impromptu stress test
  16. Jon puts hands on face
  17. Jon makes the staff taste test the competition
  18. "There's no systems..."
  19. Bartender doesn’t know how to make a basic drink
  20. "...started off on the wrong foot"
  21. Area demographics mentioned
  22. "What is that smell?"
  23. "You’re drowning in debt!"
  24. Customers walking out due to slow service
  25. Fuzzy maths
  26. Absolutely filthy interior
  27. "[this will/you will] get someone sick
  28. Flashback to older episode
  29. "You're losing money!"
  30. Product ACTUALLY GIVEN AWAY FOR FREE
  31. Team dramatically turns things around
  32. Losing $5,000+/month
  33. "You're failing your team!"
  34. "Partender"
  35. "You blew it"
  36. Mixologist demonstrates a signature cocktail
  37. $300,000+ in debt
  38. Complaint made about food or drink quality
  39. Jon throws/slams something
  40. Big map on table
  41. Bugs in the bottles
  42. "Legendary" or "world famous" expert
  43. Themed bar
  44. Renovations and/or rebrand somehow worse
  45. Owner shows their inexperience
  46. "Shut it down!"
  47. Taffer-owned brand mentioned
  48. "My work here is done."
  49. Chef introduces a revamped menu item
  50. "This is the worst stress test I've ever seen!"
  51. A staff member cries
  52. A new logo reveal
  53. Bell slamming
  54. Jon tastes a disgusting drink or food
  55. Experts do recon
  56. Owner deflects criticism
  57. Jon Taffer says something sexual
  58. Staff member fired
  59. Celebrity recon
  60. Cross-contamination
  61. Jon pops off for seemingly no reason
  62. Family drama
  63. Bar inherited
  64. Owner called a name
  65. Staff caught drinking on the job
  66. Expert walks out
  67. "Systems in place..."
  68. "Who doesn't have/(still) needs a drink?!"
  69. Bar runs out of supplies/ ingredients
  70. Complete rebrand
  71. Chef/bartender refuses to take responsibility
  72. "Never seen that before."
  73. Staff/Owner fights with expert
  74. Designer unveils the bar's new look
  75. 12 months or less before closing
  76. "I've seen enough!"
  77. Product spilled or dropped
  78. Kitchen runs out of a menu item/ ingredient/ supplies
  79. Old Fashioned
  80. "You're making excuses!"
  81. Staff member quits
  82. "Concept"
  83. Staff member gets overwhelmed and walks out
  84. "This is a [recipe for] disaster."
  85. "This is chaos!"
  86. "You're gonna kill someone!"
  87. Overly high-tech equipment installed
  88. Jon walks out
  89. Jon gives an ultimatum
  90. "[sponsor] worked all night..." (or similar)
  91. "Disgusting!"
  92. Jon gets that dawg in him
  93. Crowd floods into the bar post-renovation
  94. Owner/Staff in denial
  95. Owner/Staff says something sexual
  96. Bugs
  97. Son/Daughter works for owner
  98. Jon looks back at the bar as he leaves
  99. "[you don’t/do you] even care"
  100. Staff/Owner fights with Taffer
  101. Staff fighting with each other
  102. Jon storms out of car/control room
  103. Over-the-top reaction to the makeover
  104. Gimlet
  105. Owner is resistant to change