Touch Base – Ihave nothingnew to say, butI want ameetinganyway.Move theneedle –Please make itlook like we’remakingprogress.Let's not get intothe weeds – Idon’t actuallyknow the details,so let’s avoidthem.ROI – Provethis makesmoney or it’sgetting cut.Just toclarify… – I’mabout to tellyou that you’rewrong, nicely.Scalability –Let’s hope thisworks whenwe actually tryto expand.Think outside thebox – Come upwith somethingoriginal, but don’tchange anything.KPIs –Metrics we’lltrack butprobablyignore.Whiteboard it –We have no ideawhat we’re doing,but drawingrandom shapesmight help.Quick win –Do the easything firstand call itsuccess.Optimize –Do morework withfewerpeople.Let's level set –You clearlydon’tunderstand, solet me reset theconversation.Circle Back– Again,hoping youforget thisexists.Circle Back – Idon’t have ananswer rightnow, and I hopeyou forgetabout this.Deep Dive –Let’s spendway too muchtimeoveranalyzingthis.What is theAgenda? – Weshould haveplanned thismeeting, but wedidn’t.Can you putsome time onmy calendar?– I refuse tosend an email.Drill Down –We’re aboutto get intounnecessarydetails.On my radar – Iam vaguelyaware of thisbut not doinganything aboutit.Action Item –SomethingI’m assigningto you but notdoing myself.Hard Stop –I havesomewherebetter to be.Win-Win – Oneperson wins,but we’llpretend itbenefitseveryone.What's theETA on this?– Why isn’tthis doneyet?StandardOperatingProcedures – Ahuge documentno one reads.Let's take thisoffline – Thisconversation isgoing nowhere,and I want it toend.Can you pingme? – Let meignore yourSlackmessage later.Pivot – Wemessed up, sonow we’repretending itwas intentional.Action ItemsHomework,but foradults.I hope thisemail finds youwell – BecauseI’m about to askfor something.Bandwidth –Are you toooverwhelmed totake this on?Too bad, do itanyway.Parking lotthat idea –We will nevertalk aboutthis again.OKRs – We’llspend moretime measuringgoals thanachieving them.Mission-Critical – If thisfails, blame willbe assignedimmediately.StrategySession – We’llcome up with aplan that we’llabandon in twoweeks.Best Practices– A fancy wayof saying "copywhat workedelsewhere."World Class– Not actuallyworld class,but it soundsfancy.Result-Driven –The results mustlook good, nomatter whathappens behindthe scenes.Fast Track –We need thisimmediately,but we’ll stilldelay approvalsfor weeks.Generative AI –We don’t knowwhat it is, butwe’re using it inourPowerPoint.Fail Fast, FailForward – Makemistakes quicklyso we can actlike it was part ofthe plan.Per my lastemail –READ WHATI ALREADYSENT YOU.Brainstorm –Let’s throwout ideas thatwe’ll neveractually use.Let's unpackthat. – I don’tunderstandwhat you justsaid, but I’llpretend I do.Touch Base – Ihave nothingnew to say, butI want ameetinganyway.Move theneedle –Please make itlook like we’remakingprogress.Let's not get intothe weeds – Idon’t actuallyknow the details,so let’s avoidthem.ROI – Provethis makesmoney or it’sgetting cut.Just toclarify… – I’mabout to tellyou that you’rewrong, nicely.Scalability –Let’s hope thisworks whenwe actually tryto expand.Think outside thebox – Come upwith somethingoriginal, but don’tchange anything.KPIs –Metrics we’lltrack butprobablyignore.Whiteboard it –We have no ideawhat we’re doing,but drawingrandom shapesmight help.Quick win –Do the easything firstand call itsuccess.Optimize –Do morework withfewerpeople.Let's level set –You clearlydon’tunderstand, solet me reset theconversation.Circle Back– Again,hoping youforget thisexists.Circle Back – Idon’t have ananswer rightnow, and I hopeyou forgetabout this.Deep Dive –Let’s spendway too muchtimeoveranalyzingthis.What is theAgenda? – Weshould haveplanned thismeeting, but wedidn’t.Can you putsome time onmy calendar?– I refuse tosend an email.Drill Down –We’re aboutto get intounnecessarydetails.On my radar – Iam vaguelyaware of thisbut not doinganything aboutit.Action Item –SomethingI’m assigningto you but notdoing myself.Hard Stop –I havesomewherebetter to be.Win-Win – Oneperson wins,but we’llpretend itbenefitseveryone.What's theETA on this?– Why isn’tthis doneyet?StandardOperatingProcedures – Ahuge documentno one reads.Let's take thisoffline – Thisconversation isgoing nowhere,and I want it toend.Can you pingme? – Let meignore yourSlackmessage later.Pivot – Wemessed up, sonow we’repretending itwas intentional.Action ItemsHomework,but foradults.I hope thisemail finds youwell – BecauseI’m about to askfor something.Bandwidth –Are you toooverwhelmed totake this on?Too bad, do itanyway.Parking lotthat idea –We will nevertalk aboutthis again.OKRs – We’llspend moretime measuringgoals thanachieving them.Mission-Critical – If thisfails, blame willbe assignedimmediately.StrategySession – We’llcome up with aplan that we’llabandon in twoweeks.Best Practices– A fancy wayof saying "copywhat workedelsewhere."World Class– Not actuallyworld class,but it soundsfancy.Result-Driven –The results mustlook good, nomatter whathappens behindthe scenes.Fast Track –We need thisimmediately,but we’ll stilldelay approvalsfor weeks.Generative AI –We don’t knowwhat it is, butwe’re using it inourPowerPoint.Fail Fast, FailForward – Makemistakes quicklyso we can actlike it was part ofthe plan.Per my lastemail –READ WHATI ALREADYSENT YOU.Brainstorm –Let’s throwout ideas thatwe’ll neveractually use.Let's unpackthat. – I don’tunderstandwhat you justsaid, but I’llpretend I do.

Untitled Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Touch Base – I have nothing new to say, but I want a meeting anyway.
  2. Move the needle – Please make it look like we’re making progress.
  3. Let's not get into the weeds – I don’t actually know the details, so let’s avoid them.
  4. ROI – Prove this makes money or it’s getting cut.
  5. Just to clarify… – I’m about to tell you that you’re wrong, nicely.
  6. Scalability – Let’s hope this works when we actually try to expand.
  7. Think outside the box – Come up with something original, but don’t change anything.
  8. KPIs – Metrics we’ll track but probably ignore.
  9. Whiteboard it – We have no idea what we’re doing, but drawing random shapes might help.
  10. Quick win – Do the easy thing first and call it success.
  11. Optimize – Do more work with fewer people.
  12. Let's level set – You clearly don’t understand, so let me reset the conversation.
  13. Circle Back – Again, hoping you forget this exists.
  14. Circle Back – I don’t have an answer right now, and I hope you forget about this.
  15. Deep Dive – Let’s spend way too much time overanalyzing this.
  16. What is the Agenda? – We should have planned this meeting, but we didn’t.
  17. Can you put some time on my calendar? – I refuse to send an email.
  18. Drill Down – We’re about to get into unnecessary details.
  19. On my radar – I am vaguely aware of this but not doing anything about it.
  20. Action Item – Something I’m assigning to you but not doing myself.
  21. Hard Stop – I have somewhere better to be.
  22. Win-Win – One person wins, but we’ll pretend it benefits everyone.
  23. What's the ETA on this? – Why isn’t this done yet?
  24. Standard Operating Procedures – A huge document no one reads.
  25. Let's take this offline – This conversation is going nowhere, and I want it to end.
  26. Can you ping me? – Let me ignore your Slack message later.
  27. Pivot – We messed up, so now we’re pretending it was intentional.
  28. Action Items – Homework, but for adults.
  29. I hope this email finds you well – Because I’m about to ask for something.
  30. Bandwidth – Are you too overwhelmed to take this on? Too bad, do it anyway.
  31. Parking lot that idea – We will never talk about this again.
  32. OKRs – We’ll spend more time measuring goals than achieving them.
  33. Mission-Critical – If this fails, blame will be assigned immediately.
  34. Strategy Session – We’ll come up with a plan that we’ll abandon in two weeks.
  35. Best Practices – A fancy way of saying "copy what worked elsewhere."
  36. World Class – Not actually world class, but it sounds fancy.
  37. Result-Driven – The results must look good, no matter what happens behind the scenes.
  38. Fast Track – We need this immediately, but we’ll still delay approvals for weeks.
  39. Generative AI – We don’t know what it is, but we’re using it in our PowerPoint.
  40. Fail Fast, Fail Forward – Make mistakes quickly so we can act like it was part of the plan.
  41. Per my last email – READ WHAT I ALREADY SENT YOU.
  42. Brainstorm – Let’s throw out ideas that we’ll never actually use.
  43. Let's unpack that. – I don’t understand what you just said, but I’ll pretend I do.