Added an AI-generatedTL;DR becauseNO ONE readslong posts  Survived ameeting whereEVERYONEspoke inacronyms  Added aretrospectiveitem that was“We need bettercommunication”  Nodded alongwhile an engineerexplainedsomething waytoo technical  Created a slidedeck that noone looked at   Got lost in a50 messageslong chatthread andgave upWitnessed aroadmapchange threetimes in oneweekScheduled ameeting to“align” but leftwith even moreconfusion  Been asked,“So… whatexactly doesa TPM do?”  Accidentallyvolunteered forsomething byasking toomany questions  Asked for astatus update,got an answerthat madethings worse  Said “That’s agreat question”while stallingfor time  Survived aproject wherethe deadlinewas “ASAP”  Heard “Let’stake this offline”but it neveractuallyhappened  Rebranded ameeting as a“working session”to make it soundproductive  Sent aworkplace chatthat started with“Just circlingback on this”  Started ameeting with“Can everyonesee myscreen?”  Saved the daywith a well-timed emojireaction onworkplace  You are in a“sync” aboutthe “pre-sync”for the “mainsync”  Created adashboard thateven YOUdon’t check  Witnessed adebate over Quipvs. GDocs. vsGSD vs Sheetsthat got heated  Asked “Whoowns this?” andgot only silencein response  Accidentallybecame theowner of anabandonedproject  Joined ameeting andimmediatelythought “I don’tneed to be here”  Added an AI-generatedTL;DR becauseNO ONE readslong posts  Survived ameeting whereEVERYONEspoke inacronyms  Added aretrospectiveitem that was“We need bettercommunication”  Nodded alongwhile an engineerexplainedsomething waytoo technical  Created a slidedeck that noone looked at   Got lost in a50 messageslong chatthread andgave upWitnessed aroadmapchange threetimes in oneweekScheduled ameeting to“align” but leftwith even moreconfusion  Been asked,“So… whatexactly doesa TPM do?”  Accidentallyvolunteered forsomething byasking toomany questions  Asked for astatus update,got an answerthat madethings worse  Said “That’s agreat question”while stallingfor time  Survived aproject wherethe deadlinewas “ASAP”  Heard “Let’stake this offline”but it neveractuallyhappened  Rebranded ameeting as a“working session”to make it soundproductive  Sent aworkplace chatthat started with“Just circlingback on this”  Started ameeting with“Can everyonesee myscreen?”  Saved the daywith a well-timed emojireaction onworkplace  You are in a“sync” aboutthe “pre-sync”for the “mainsync”  Created adashboard thateven YOUdon’t check  Witnessed adebate over Quipvs. GDocs. vsGSD vs Sheetsthat got heated  Asked “Whoowns this?” andgot only silencein response  Accidentallybecame theowner of anabandonedproject  Joined ameeting andimmediatelythought “I don’tneed to be here”  

TPM Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Added an AI-generated TL;DR because NO ONE reads long posts
  2. Survived a meeting where EVERYONE spoke in acronyms
  3. Added a retrospective item that was “We need better communication”
  4. Nodded along while an engineer explained something way too technical
  5. Created a slide deck that no one looked at
  6. Got lost in a 50 messages long chat thread and gave up
  7. Witnessed a roadmap change three times in one week
  8. Scheduled a meeting to “align” but left with even more confusion
  9. Been asked, “So… what exactly does a TPM do?”
  10. Accidentally volunteered for something by asking too many questions
  11. Asked for a status update, got an answer that made things worse
  12. Said “That’s a great question” while stalling for time
  13. Survived a project where the deadline was “ASAP”
  14. Heard “Let’s take this offline” but it never actually happened
  15. Rebranded a meeting as a “working session” to make it sound productive
  16. Sent a workplace chat that started with “Just circling back on this”
  17. Started a meeting with “Can everyone see my screen?”
  18. Saved the day with a well-timed emoji reaction on workplace
  19. You are in a “sync” about the “pre-sync” for the “main sync”
  20. Created a dashboard that even YOU don’t check
  21. Witnessed a debate over Quip vs. GDocs. vs GSD vs Sheets that got heated
  22. Asked “Who owns this?” and got only silence in response
  23. Accidentally became the owner of an abandoned project
  24. Joined a meeting and immediately thought “I don’t need to be here”