Accidentallybecame theowner of anabandonedproject  Asked for astatus update,got an answerthat madethings worse  Started ameeting with“Can everyonesee myscreen?”  Added aretrospectiveitem that was“We need bettercommunication”  Witnessed aroadmapchange threetimes in oneweekYou are in a“sync” aboutthe “pre-sync”for the “mainsync”  Survived ameeting whereEVERYONEspoke inacronyms  Created adashboard thateven YOUdon’t check  Heard “Let’stake this offline”but it neveractuallyhappened  Got lost in a50 messageslong chatthread andgave upNodded alongwhile an engineerexplainedsomething waytoo technical  Sent aworkplace chatthat started with“Just circlingback on this”  Scheduled ameeting to“align” but leftwith even moreconfusion  Witnessed adebate over Quipvs. GDocs. vsGSD vs Sheetsthat got heated  Said “That’s agreat question”while stallingfor time  Survived aproject wherethe deadlinewas “ASAP”  Asked “Whoowns this?” andgot only silencein response  Rebranded ameeting as a“working session”to make it soundproductive  Been asked,“So… whatexactly doesa TPM do?”  Added an AI-generatedTL;DR becauseNO ONE readslong posts  Created a slidedeck that noone looked at   Saved the daywith a well-timed emojireaction onworkplace  Joined ameeting andimmediatelythought “I don’tneed to be here”  Accidentallyvolunteered forsomething byasking toomany questions  Accidentallybecame theowner of anabandonedproject  Asked for astatus update,got an answerthat madethings worse  Started ameeting with“Can everyonesee myscreen?”  Added aretrospectiveitem that was“We need bettercommunication”  Witnessed aroadmapchange threetimes in oneweekYou are in a“sync” aboutthe “pre-sync”for the “mainsync”  Survived ameeting whereEVERYONEspoke inacronyms  Created adashboard thateven YOUdon’t check  Heard “Let’stake this offline”but it neveractuallyhappened  Got lost in a50 messageslong chatthread andgave upNodded alongwhile an engineerexplainedsomething waytoo technical  Sent aworkplace chatthat started with“Just circlingback on this”  Scheduled ameeting to“align” but leftwith even moreconfusion  Witnessed adebate over Quipvs. GDocs. vsGSD vs Sheetsthat got heated  Said “That’s agreat question”while stallingfor time  Survived aproject wherethe deadlinewas “ASAP”  Asked “Whoowns this?” andgot only silencein response  Rebranded ameeting as a“working session”to make it soundproductive  Been asked,“So… whatexactly doesa TPM do?”  Added an AI-generatedTL;DR becauseNO ONE readslong posts  Created a slidedeck that noone looked at   Saved the daywith a well-timed emojireaction onworkplace  Joined ameeting andimmediatelythought “I don’tneed to be here”  Accidentallyvolunteered forsomething byasking toomany questions  

TPM Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Accidentally became the owner of an abandoned project
  2. Asked for a status update, got an answer that made things worse
  3. Started a meeting with “Can everyone see my screen?”
  4. Added a retrospective item that was “We need better communication”
  5. Witnessed a roadmap change three times in one week
  6. You are in a “sync” about the “pre-sync” for the “main sync”
  7. Survived a meeting where EVERYONE spoke in acronyms
  8. Created a dashboard that even YOU don’t check
  9. Heard “Let’s take this offline” but it never actually happened
  10. Got lost in a 50 messages long chat thread and gave up
  11. Nodded along while an engineer explained something way too technical
  12. Sent a workplace chat that started with “Just circling back on this”
  13. Scheduled a meeting to “align” but left with even more confusion
  14. Witnessed a debate over Quip vs. GDocs. vs GSD vs Sheets that got heated
  15. Said “That’s a great question” while stalling for time
  16. Survived a project where the deadline was “ASAP”
  17. Asked “Who owns this?” and got only silence in response
  18. Rebranded a meeting as a “working session” to make it sound productive
  19. Been asked, “So… what exactly does a TPM do?”
  20. Added an AI-generated TL;DR because NO ONE reads long posts
  21. Created a slide deck that no one looked at
  22. Saved the day with a well-timed emoji reaction on workplace
  23. Joined a meeting and immediately thought “I don’t need to be here”
  24. Accidentally volunteered for something by asking too many questions