Crosses armsdramaticallyafter making apoint and addsa foot stomp foremphasisUses phrases like"I'm simply builtdifferent" whilefailing at basictasks like openingnail polishThreatens to "endyour bloodline"over somethinglike you borrowinghis pen - heforgets bylunchtimeAccusesinanimateobjects ofhaving avendettaagainst himHas a verystrong opinionon somethinghe just learnedabout 10minutes agoAsks for youropinion, thenargues withitimmediatelyLies for no reason("Actually, I'mnationally rankedon Mario Kart")then bucklesunder a follow-upquestionNarrates hisown miserylike a Netflixtrue crimedocumentarySays he "doesn'tcare", but willabsolutely stillbe talking aboutit three weekslaterA hand gestureso elaborateyou'd thinkhe's directingair trafficActspersonallyvictimized by ahigh shelf - hecalls it classistJumps up anddown and says"this ishorrible!" whenmildlyinconveniencedGives a long,impassionedspeech aboutsomething noone arguedwith him aboutClaims he's"good withwhatever" thenimmediatelyrejects everysuggestionActs betrayed ifyou don't read hismind and solvehis problemsbefore hementions themTalks attwice thenormalspeed whenmad"idk tho" afterdelivering themostjudgementaltake possibleMakes every slightannoyance soundlike a personalattack from theuniverse ("whydoes this ALWAYShappen to me?!")Says "you don'tget it" to avoidexplainingsomethingdumbInvents rage noisesnot recognized byscience -somewherebetween a growl, asigh, and a feralcat...Deploys "okaybestie" as hisemergencyexit strategymid-argumentPoints atsomeone soaggressivelyyou'd think he'scasting a spellHates being wrongso much heargues somethinglike the sky isgreenish "in theright light"Injures himself inthe most minorway possible andexpects anational momentof silenceCrosses armsdramaticallyafter making apoint and addsa foot stomp foremphasisUses phrases like"I'm simply builtdifferent" whilefailing at basictasks like openingnail polishThreatens to "endyour bloodline"over somethinglike you borrowinghis pen - heforgets bylunchtimeAccusesinanimateobjects ofhaving avendettaagainst himHas a verystrong opinionon somethinghe just learnedabout 10minutes agoAsks for youropinion, thenargues withitimmediatelyLies for no reason("Actually, I'mnationally rankedon Mario Kart")then bucklesunder a follow-upquestionNarrates hisown miserylike a Netflixtrue crimedocumentarySays he "doesn'tcare", but willabsolutely stillbe talking aboutit three weekslaterA hand gestureso elaborateyou'd thinkhe's directingair trafficActspersonallyvictimized by ahigh shelf - hecalls it classistJumps up anddown and says"this ishorrible!" whenmildlyinconveniencedGives a long,impassionedspeech aboutsomething noone arguedwith him aboutClaims he's"good withwhatever" thenimmediatelyrejects everysuggestionActs betrayed ifyou don't read hismind and solvehis problemsbefore hementions themTalks attwice thenormalspeed whenmad"idk tho" afterdelivering themostjudgementaltake possibleMakes every slightannoyance soundlike a personalattack from theuniverse ("whydoes this ALWAYShappen to me?!")Says "you don'tget it" to avoidexplainingsomethingdumbInvents rage noisesnot recognized byscience -somewherebetween a growl, asigh, and a feralcat...Deploys "okaybestie" as hisemergencyexit strategymid-argumentPoints atsomeone soaggressivelyyou'd think he'scasting a spellHates being wrongso much heargues somethinglike the sky isgreenish "in theright light"Injures himself inthe most minorway possible andexpects anational momentof silence

Habits Aiden swears he doesn't have - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Crosses arms dramatically after making a point and adds a foot stomp for emphasis
  2. Uses phrases like "I'm simply built different" while failing at basic tasks like opening nail polish
  3. Threatens to "end your bloodline" over something like you borrowing his pen - he forgets by lunchtime
  4. Accuses inanimate objects of having a vendetta against him
  5. Has a very strong opinion on something he just learned about 10 minutes ago
  6. Asks for your opinion, then argues with it immediately
  7. Lies for no reason ("Actually, I'm nationally ranked on Mario Kart") then buckles under a follow-up question
  8. Narrates his own misery like a Netflix true crime documentary
  9. Says he "doesn't care", but will absolutely still be talking about it three weeks later
  10. A hand gesture so elaborate you'd think he's directing air traffic
  11. Acts personally victimized by a high shelf - he calls it classist
  12. Jumps up and down and says "this is horrible!" when mildly inconvenienced
  13. Gives a long, impassioned speech about something no one argued with him about
  14. Claims he's "good with whatever" then immediately rejects every suggestion
  15. Acts betrayed if you don't read his mind and solve his problems before he mentions them
  16. Talks at twice the normal speed when mad
  17. "idk tho" after delivering the most judgemental take possible
  18. Makes every slight annoyance sound like a personal attack from the universe ("why does this ALWAYS happen to me?!")
  19. Says "you don't get it" to avoid explaining something dumb
  20. Invents rage noises not recognized by science - somewhere between a growl, a sigh, and a feral cat...
  21. Deploys "okay bestie" as his emergency exit strategy mid-argument
  22. Points at someone so aggressively you'd think he's casting a spell
  23. Hates being wrong so much he argues something like the sky is greenish "in the right light"
  24. Injures himself in the most minor way possible and expects a national moment of silence