Actspersonallyvictimized by ahigh shelf - hecalls it classistActs betrayed ifyou don't read hismind and solvehis problemsbefore hementions themLies for no reason("Actually, I'mnationally rankedon Mario Kart")then bucklesunder a follow-upquestionHates being wrongso much heargues somethinglike the sky isgreenish "in theright light"Threatens to "endyour bloodline"over somethinglike you borrowinghis pen - heforgets bylunchtimeCrosses armsdramaticallyafter making apoint and addsa foot stomp foremphasisPoints atsomeone soaggressivelyyou'd think he'scasting a spellDeploys "okaybestie" as hisemergencyexit strategymid-argumentGives a long,impassionedspeech aboutsomething noone arguedwith him aboutClaims he's"good withwhatever" thenimmediatelyrejects everysuggestionSays "you don'tget it" to avoidexplainingsomethingdumbHas a verystrong opinionon somethinghe just learnedabout 10minutes agoAsks for youropinion, thenargues withitimmediatelyAccusesinanimateobjects ofhaving avendettaagainst himInvents rage noisesnot recognized byscience -somewherebetween a growl, asigh, and a feralcat...A hand gestureso elaborateyou'd thinkhe's directingair trafficUses phrases like"I'm simply builtdifferent" whilefailing at basictasks like openingnail polishNarrates hisown miserylike a Netflixtrue crimedocumentaryInjures himself inthe most minorway possible andexpects anational momentof silenceTalks attwice thenormalspeed whenmad"idk tho" afterdelivering themostjudgementaltake possibleMakes every slightannoyance soundlike a personalattack from theuniverse ("whydoes this ALWAYShappen to me?!")Jumps up anddown and says"this ishorrible!" whenmildlyinconveniencedSays he "doesn'tcare", but willabsolutely stillbe talking aboutit three weekslaterActspersonallyvictimized by ahigh shelf - hecalls it classistActs betrayed ifyou don't read hismind and solvehis problemsbefore hementions themLies for no reason("Actually, I'mnationally rankedon Mario Kart")then bucklesunder a follow-upquestionHates being wrongso much heargues somethinglike the sky isgreenish "in theright light"Threatens to "endyour bloodline"over somethinglike you borrowinghis pen - heforgets bylunchtimeCrosses armsdramaticallyafter making apoint and addsa foot stomp foremphasisPoints atsomeone soaggressivelyyou'd think he'scasting a spellDeploys "okaybestie" as hisemergencyexit strategymid-argumentGives a long,impassionedspeech aboutsomething noone arguedwith him aboutClaims he's"good withwhatever" thenimmediatelyrejects everysuggestionSays "you don'tget it" to avoidexplainingsomethingdumbHas a verystrong opinionon somethinghe just learnedabout 10minutes agoAsks for youropinion, thenargues withitimmediatelyAccusesinanimateobjects ofhaving avendettaagainst himInvents rage noisesnot recognized byscience -somewherebetween a growl, asigh, and a feralcat...A hand gestureso elaborateyou'd thinkhe's directingair trafficUses phrases like"I'm simply builtdifferent" whilefailing at basictasks like openingnail polishNarrates hisown miserylike a Netflixtrue crimedocumentaryInjures himself inthe most minorway possible andexpects anational momentof silenceTalks attwice thenormalspeed whenmad"idk tho" afterdelivering themostjudgementaltake possibleMakes every slightannoyance soundlike a personalattack from theuniverse ("whydoes this ALWAYShappen to me?!")Jumps up anddown and says"this ishorrible!" whenmildlyinconveniencedSays he "doesn'tcare", but willabsolutely stillbe talking aboutit three weekslater

Habits Aiden swears he doesn't have - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Acts personally victimized by a high shelf - he calls it classist
  2. Acts betrayed if you don't read his mind and solve his problems before he mentions them
  3. Lies for no reason ("Actually, I'm nationally ranked on Mario Kart") then buckles under a follow-up question
  4. Hates being wrong so much he argues something like the sky is greenish "in the right light"
  5. Threatens to "end your bloodline" over something like you borrowing his pen - he forgets by lunchtime
  6. Crosses arms dramatically after making a point and adds a foot stomp for emphasis
  7. Points at someone so aggressively you'd think he's casting a spell
  8. Deploys "okay bestie" as his emergency exit strategy mid-argument
  9. Gives a long, impassioned speech about something no one argued with him about
  10. Claims he's "good with whatever" then immediately rejects every suggestion
  11. Says "you don't get it" to avoid explaining something dumb
  12. Has a very strong opinion on something he just learned about 10 minutes ago
  13. Asks for your opinion, then argues with it immediately
  14. Accuses inanimate objects of having a vendetta against him
  15. Invents rage noises not recognized by science - somewhere between a growl, a sigh, and a feral cat...
  16. A hand gesture so elaborate you'd think he's directing air traffic
  17. Uses phrases like "I'm simply built different" while failing at basic tasks like opening nail polish
  18. Narrates his own misery like a Netflix true crime documentary
  19. Injures himself in the most minor way possible and expects a national moment of silence
  20. Talks at twice the normal speed when mad
  21. "idk tho" after delivering the most judgemental take possible
  22. Makes every slight annoyance sound like a personal attack from the universe ("why does this ALWAYS happen to me?!")
  23. Jumps up and down and says "this is horrible!" when mildly inconvenienced
  24. Says he "doesn't care", but will absolutely still be talking about it three weeks later