Deploys "okaybestie" as hisemergencyexit strategymid-argumentActs betrayed ifyou don't read hismind and solvehis problemsbefore hementions themActspersonallyvictimized by ahigh shelf - hecalls it classistInvents rage noisesnot recognized byscience -somewherebetween a growl, asigh, and a feralcat...Gives a long,impassionedspeech aboutsomething noone arguedwith him aboutHates being wrongso much heargues somethinglike the sky isgreenish "in theright light"Jumps up anddown and says"this ishorrible!" whenmildlyinconveniencedCrosses armsdramaticallyafter making apoint and addsa foot stomp foremphasisNarrates hisown miserylike a Netflixtrue crimedocumentaryInjures himself inthe most minorway possible andexpects anational momentof silenceTalks attwice thenormalspeed whenmadHas a verystrong opinionon somethinghe just learnedabout 10minutes agoAsks for youropinion, thenargues withitimmediatelyAccusesinanimateobjects ofhaving avendettaagainst him"idk tho" afterdelivering themostjudgementaltake possibleThreatens to "endyour bloodline"over somethinglike you borrowinghis pen - heforgets bylunchtimeClaims he's"good withwhatever" thenimmediatelyrejects everysuggestionMakes every slightannoyance soundlike a personalattack from theuniverse ("whydoes this ALWAYShappen to me?!")A hand gestureso elaborateyou'd thinkhe's directingair trafficPoints atsomeone soaggressivelyyou'd think he'scasting a spellUses phrases like"I'm simply builtdifferent" whilefailing at basictasks like openingnail polishSays "you don'tget it" to avoidexplainingsomethingdumbLies for no reason("Actually, I'mnationally rankedon Mario Kart")then bucklesunder a follow-upquestionSays he "doesn'tcare", but willabsolutely stillbe talking aboutit three weekslaterDeploys "okaybestie" as hisemergencyexit strategymid-argumentActs betrayed ifyou don't read hismind and solvehis problemsbefore hementions themActspersonallyvictimized by ahigh shelf - hecalls it classistInvents rage noisesnot recognized byscience -somewherebetween a growl, asigh, and a feralcat...Gives a long,impassionedspeech aboutsomething noone arguedwith him aboutHates being wrongso much heargues somethinglike the sky isgreenish "in theright light"Jumps up anddown and says"this ishorrible!" whenmildlyinconveniencedCrosses armsdramaticallyafter making apoint and addsa foot stomp foremphasisNarrates hisown miserylike a Netflixtrue crimedocumentaryInjures himself inthe most minorway possible andexpects anational momentof silenceTalks attwice thenormalspeed whenmadHas a verystrong opinionon somethinghe just learnedabout 10minutes agoAsks for youropinion, thenargues withitimmediatelyAccusesinanimateobjects ofhaving avendettaagainst him"idk tho" afterdelivering themostjudgementaltake possibleThreatens to "endyour bloodline"over somethinglike you borrowinghis pen - heforgets bylunchtimeClaims he's"good withwhatever" thenimmediatelyrejects everysuggestionMakes every slightannoyance soundlike a personalattack from theuniverse ("whydoes this ALWAYShappen to me?!")A hand gestureso elaborateyou'd thinkhe's directingair trafficPoints atsomeone soaggressivelyyou'd think he'scasting a spellUses phrases like"I'm simply builtdifferent" whilefailing at basictasks like openingnail polishSays "you don'tget it" to avoidexplainingsomethingdumbLies for no reason("Actually, I'mnationally rankedon Mario Kart")then bucklesunder a follow-upquestionSays he "doesn'tcare", but willabsolutely stillbe talking aboutit three weekslater

Habits Aiden swears he doesn't have - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Deploys "okay bestie" as his emergency exit strategy mid-argument
  2. Acts betrayed if you don't read his mind and solve his problems before he mentions them
  3. Acts personally victimized by a high shelf - he calls it classist
  4. Invents rage noises not recognized by science - somewhere between a growl, a sigh, and a feral cat...
  5. Gives a long, impassioned speech about something no one argued with him about
  6. Hates being wrong so much he argues something like the sky is greenish "in the right light"
  7. Jumps up and down and says "this is horrible!" when mildly inconvenienced
  8. Crosses arms dramatically after making a point and adds a foot stomp for emphasis
  9. Narrates his own misery like a Netflix true crime documentary
  10. Injures himself in the most minor way possible and expects a national moment of silence
  11. Talks at twice the normal speed when mad
  12. Has a very strong opinion on something he just learned about 10 minutes ago
  13. Asks for your opinion, then argues with it immediately
  14. Accuses inanimate objects of having a vendetta against him
  15. "idk tho" after delivering the most judgemental take possible
  16. Threatens to "end your bloodline" over something like you borrowing his pen - he forgets by lunchtime
  17. Claims he's "good with whatever" then immediately rejects every suggestion
  18. Makes every slight annoyance sound like a personal attack from the universe ("why does this ALWAYS happen to me?!")
  19. A hand gesture so elaborate you'd think he's directing air traffic
  20. Points at someone so aggressively you'd think he's casting a spell
  21. Uses phrases like "I'm simply built different" while failing at basic tasks like opening nail polish
  22. Says "you don't get it" to avoid explaining something dumb
  23. Lies for no reason ("Actually, I'm nationally ranked on Mario Kart") then buckles under a follow-up question
  24. Says he "doesn't care", but will absolutely still be talking about it three weeks later