Uses phrases like"I'm simply builtdifferent" whilefailing at basictasks like openingnail polishHates being wrongso much heargues somethinglike the sky isgreenish "in theright light"Gives a long,impassionedspeech aboutsomething noone arguedwith him aboutAsks for youropinion, thenargues withitimmediatelyActspersonallyvictimized by ahigh shelf - hecalls it classistInjures himself inthe most minorway possible andexpects anational momentof silenceHas a verystrong opinionon somethinghe just learnedabout 10minutes agoTalks attwice thenormalspeed whenmad"idk tho" afterdelivering themostjudgementaltake possibleAccusesinanimateobjects ofhaving avendettaagainst himActs betrayed ifyou don't read hismind and solvehis problemsbefore hementions themThreatens to "endyour bloodline"over somethinglike you borrowinghis pen - heforgets bylunchtimeClaims he's"good withwhatever" thenimmediatelyrejects everysuggestionDeploys "okaybestie" as hisemergencyexit strategymid-argumentJumps up anddown and says"this ishorrible!" whenmildlyinconveniencedInvents rage noisesnot recognized byscience -somewherebetween a growl, asigh, and a feralcat...Lies for no reason("Actually, I'mnationally rankedon Mario Kart")then bucklesunder a follow-upquestionNarrates hisown miserylike a Netflixtrue crimedocumentaryCrosses armsdramaticallyafter making apoint and addsa foot stomp foremphasisSays he "doesn'tcare", but willabsolutely stillbe talking aboutit three weekslaterSays "you don'tget it" to avoidexplainingsomethingdumbPoints atsomeone soaggressivelyyou'd think he'scasting a spellA hand gestureso elaborateyou'd thinkhe's directingair trafficMakes every slightannoyance soundlike a personalattack from theuniverse ("whydoes this ALWAYShappen to me?!")Uses phrases like"I'm simply builtdifferent" whilefailing at basictasks like openingnail polishHates being wrongso much heargues somethinglike the sky isgreenish "in theright light"Gives a long,impassionedspeech aboutsomething noone arguedwith him aboutAsks for youropinion, thenargues withitimmediatelyActspersonallyvictimized by ahigh shelf - hecalls it classistInjures himself inthe most minorway possible andexpects anational momentof silenceHas a verystrong opinionon somethinghe just learnedabout 10minutes agoTalks attwice thenormalspeed whenmad"idk tho" afterdelivering themostjudgementaltake possibleAccusesinanimateobjects ofhaving avendettaagainst himActs betrayed ifyou don't read hismind and solvehis problemsbefore hementions themThreatens to "endyour bloodline"over somethinglike you borrowinghis pen - heforgets bylunchtimeClaims he's"good withwhatever" thenimmediatelyrejects everysuggestionDeploys "okaybestie" as hisemergencyexit strategymid-argumentJumps up anddown and says"this ishorrible!" whenmildlyinconveniencedInvents rage noisesnot recognized byscience -somewherebetween a growl, asigh, and a feralcat...Lies for no reason("Actually, I'mnationally rankedon Mario Kart")then bucklesunder a follow-upquestionNarrates hisown miserylike a Netflixtrue crimedocumentaryCrosses armsdramaticallyafter making apoint and addsa foot stomp foremphasisSays he "doesn'tcare", but willabsolutely stillbe talking aboutit three weekslaterSays "you don'tget it" to avoidexplainingsomethingdumbPoints atsomeone soaggressivelyyou'd think he'scasting a spellA hand gestureso elaborateyou'd thinkhe's directingair trafficMakes every slightannoyance soundlike a personalattack from theuniverse ("whydoes this ALWAYShappen to me?!")

Habits Aiden swears he doesn't have - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Uses phrases like "I'm simply built different" while failing at basic tasks like opening nail polish
  2. Hates being wrong so much he argues something like the sky is greenish "in the right light"
  3. Gives a long, impassioned speech about something no one argued with him about
  4. Asks for your opinion, then argues with it immediately
  5. Acts personally victimized by a high shelf - he calls it classist
  6. Injures himself in the most minor way possible and expects a national moment of silence
  7. Has a very strong opinion on something he just learned about 10 minutes ago
  8. Talks at twice the normal speed when mad
  9. "idk tho" after delivering the most judgemental take possible
  10. Accuses inanimate objects of having a vendetta against him
  11. Acts betrayed if you don't read his mind and solve his problems before he mentions them
  12. Threatens to "end your bloodline" over something like you borrowing his pen - he forgets by lunchtime
  13. Claims he's "good with whatever" then immediately rejects every suggestion
  14. Deploys "okay bestie" as his emergency exit strategy mid-argument
  15. Jumps up and down and says "this is horrible!" when mildly inconvenienced
  16. Invents rage noises not recognized by science - somewhere between a growl, a sigh, and a feral cat...
  17. Lies for no reason ("Actually, I'm nationally ranked on Mario Kart") then buckles under a follow-up question
  18. Narrates his own misery like a Netflix true crime documentary
  19. Crosses arms dramatically after making a point and adds a foot stomp for emphasis
  20. Says he "doesn't care", but will absolutely still be talking about it three weeks later
  21. Says "you don't get it" to avoid explaining something dumb
  22. Points at someone so aggressively you'd think he's casting a spell
  23. A hand gesture so elaborate you'd think he's directing air traffic
  24. Makes every slight annoyance sound like a personal attack from the universe ("why does this ALWAYS happen to me?!")