Invents rage noisesnot recognized byscience -somewherebetween a growl, asigh, and a feralcat...Has a verystrong opinionon somethinghe just learnedabout 10minutes agoThreatens to "endyour bloodline"over somethinglike you borrowinghis pen - heforgets bylunchtimeTalks attwice thenormalspeed whenmadGives a long,impassionedspeech aboutsomething noone arguedwith him aboutDeploys "okaybestie" as hisemergencyexit strategymid-argumentCrosses armsdramaticallyafter making apoint and addsa foot stomp foremphasisSays he "doesn'tcare", but willabsolutely stillbe talking aboutit three weekslaterA hand gestureso elaborateyou'd thinkhe's directingair trafficNarrates hisown miserylike a Netflixtrue crimedocumentaryAccusesinanimateobjects ofhaving avendettaagainst himInjures himself inthe most minorway possible andexpects anational momentof silenceLies for no reason("Actually, I'mnationally rankedon Mario Kart")then bucklesunder a follow-upquestionClaims he's"good withwhatever" thenimmediatelyrejects everysuggestionActs betrayed ifyou don't read hismind and solvehis problemsbefore hementions themPoints atsomeone soaggressivelyyou'd think he'scasting a spellActspersonallyvictimized by ahigh shelf - hecalls it classist"idk tho" afterdelivering themostjudgementaltake possibleJumps up anddown and says"this ishorrible!" whenmildlyinconveniencedSays "you don'tget it" to avoidexplainingsomethingdumbAsks for youropinion, thenargues withitimmediatelyHates being wrongso much heargues somethinglike the sky isgreenish "in theright light"Makes every slightannoyance soundlike a personalattack from theuniverse ("whydoes this ALWAYShappen to me?!")Uses phrases like"I'm simply builtdifferent" whilefailing at basictasks like openingnail polishInvents rage noisesnot recognized byscience -somewherebetween a growl, asigh, and a feralcat...Has a verystrong opinionon somethinghe just learnedabout 10minutes agoThreatens to "endyour bloodline"over somethinglike you borrowinghis pen - heforgets bylunchtimeTalks attwice thenormalspeed whenmadGives a long,impassionedspeech aboutsomething noone arguedwith him aboutDeploys "okaybestie" as hisemergencyexit strategymid-argumentCrosses armsdramaticallyafter making apoint and addsa foot stomp foremphasisSays he "doesn'tcare", but willabsolutely stillbe talking aboutit three weekslaterA hand gestureso elaborateyou'd thinkhe's directingair trafficNarrates hisown miserylike a Netflixtrue crimedocumentaryAccusesinanimateobjects ofhaving avendettaagainst himInjures himself inthe most minorway possible andexpects anational momentof silenceLies for no reason("Actually, I'mnationally rankedon Mario Kart")then bucklesunder a follow-upquestionClaims he's"good withwhatever" thenimmediatelyrejects everysuggestionActs betrayed ifyou don't read hismind and solvehis problemsbefore hementions themPoints atsomeone soaggressivelyyou'd think he'scasting a spellActspersonallyvictimized by ahigh shelf - hecalls it classist"idk tho" afterdelivering themostjudgementaltake possibleJumps up anddown and says"this ishorrible!" whenmildlyinconveniencedSays "you don'tget it" to avoidexplainingsomethingdumbAsks for youropinion, thenargues withitimmediatelyHates being wrongso much heargues somethinglike the sky isgreenish "in theright light"Makes every slightannoyance soundlike a personalattack from theuniverse ("whydoes this ALWAYShappen to me?!")Uses phrases like"I'm simply builtdifferent" whilefailing at basictasks like openingnail polish

Habits Aiden swears he doesn't have - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Invents rage noises not recognized by science - somewhere between a growl, a sigh, and a feral cat...
  2. Has a very strong opinion on something he just learned about 10 minutes ago
  3. Threatens to "end your bloodline" over something like you borrowing his pen - he forgets by lunchtime
  4. Talks at twice the normal speed when mad
  5. Gives a long, impassioned speech about something no one argued with him about
  6. Deploys "okay bestie" as his emergency exit strategy mid-argument
  7. Crosses arms dramatically after making a point and adds a foot stomp for emphasis
  8. Says he "doesn't care", but will absolutely still be talking about it three weeks later
  9. A hand gesture so elaborate you'd think he's directing air traffic
  10. Narrates his own misery like a Netflix true crime documentary
  11. Accuses inanimate objects of having a vendetta against him
  12. Injures himself in the most minor way possible and expects a national moment of silence
  13. Lies for no reason ("Actually, I'm nationally ranked on Mario Kart") then buckles under a follow-up question
  14. Claims he's "good with whatever" then immediately rejects every suggestion
  15. Acts betrayed if you don't read his mind and solve his problems before he mentions them
  16. Points at someone so aggressively you'd think he's casting a spell
  17. Acts personally victimized by a high shelf - he calls it classist
  18. "idk tho" after delivering the most judgemental take possible
  19. Jumps up and down and says "this is horrible!" when mildly inconvenienced
  20. Says "you don't get it" to avoid explaining something dumb
  21. Asks for your opinion, then argues with it immediately
  22. Hates being wrong so much he argues something like the sky is greenish "in the right light"
  23. Makes every slight annoyance sound like a personal attack from the universe ("why does this ALWAYS happen to me?!")
  24. Uses phrases like "I'm simply built different" while failing at basic tasks like opening nail polish