LET'S COMMIT A FELONY! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. How to safely drive drunk
2. How to steal an elephant
3. How to make my car fly
4. How to start a suicide cult
5. How to prepare and safely smoke crack cocaine
6. How to make a rat poison cake
7. How to hide a dead body
8. How to kidnap a child
9. How to make my baby eat matches
10. How do I purchase another human being
11. How to download more RAM
12. How to remove house arrest monitor
13. How to perform an at home abortion
14. Best way to sell children drugs
15. How to steal the declaration of independence
16. How to steal my neighbors credit card info
17. How to steal mail from a mail truck
18. How to forge a check
19. How to start a genocide
20. How to drink bleach
21. How to break out of prison
22. How to rob a bank
23. How to DIY a firearm silencer
24. How to steal an officer's firearm
25. How to fake my death to collect life insurance