officemeeting thatconveysnothing abouttheir jobspencilsharpenerobviousofficecrush~synergy~or othercorporateslangSomeonehas aplant attheir deskparanoidcoworker turnsout to becorrect about aconspiracytheorybreak roommicrowaveor toasterdoesn’t workoffice bestiesexchangemeaningfullooks duringa meetingclose up ofhummingfluorescentlightinggrossuglycarpetHomoeroticsubtextDepressingcubicledecorationsuncomfortableor squeakyoffice chairbarchartan employeeis pregnant(plotrelevant)eatslunchat deskboss makesjokes inmeeting thatdon’t landgoldfish ina tankthat’s toosmallSad officebirthdaypartywhisperedofficegossipnewemployeeas audienceinsertWater coolerconversationsomeonegets kindahandsyawkward sportschat makes itclear nobodywatched thegameofficemeeting thatconveysnothing abouttheir jobspencilsharpenerobviousofficecrush~synergy~or othercorporateslangSomeonehas aplant attheir deskparanoidcoworker turnsout to becorrect about aconspiracytheorybreak roommicrowaveor toasterdoesn’t workoffice bestiesexchangemeaningfullooks duringa meetingclose up ofhummingfluorescentlightinggrossuglycarpetHomoeroticsubtextDepressingcubicledecorationsuncomfortableor squeakyoffice chairbarchartan employeeis pregnant(plotrelevant)eatslunchat deskboss makesjokes inmeeting thatdon’t landgoldfish ina tankthat’s toosmallSad officebirthdaypartywhisperedofficegossipnewemployeeas audienceinsertWater coolerconversationsomeonegets kindahandsyawkward sportschat makes itclear nobodywatched thegame

Severance - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. office meeting that conveys nothing about their jobs
  2. pencil sharpener
  3. obvious office crush
  4. ~synergy~ or other corporate slang
  5. Someone has a plant at their desk
  6. paranoid coworker turns out to be correct about a conspiracy theory
  7. break room microwave or toaster doesn’t work
  8. office besties exchange meaningful looks during a meeting
  9. close up of humming fluorescent lighting
  10. gross ugly carpet
  11. Homoerotic subtext
  12. Depressing cubicle decorations
  13. uncomfortable or squeaky office chair
  14. bar chart
  15. an employee is pregnant (plot relevant)
  16. eats lunch at desk
  17. boss makes jokes in meeting that don’t land
  18. goldfish in a tank that’s too small
  19. Sad office birthday party
  20. whispered office gossip
  21. new employee as audience insert
  22. Water cooler conversation
  23. someone gets kinda handsy
  24. awkward sports chat makes it clear nobody watched the game