(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Obliquely threatens job security
mentions talkspace
"optimizing"
Emphasizes need for high billability
"client centricity"
"prioritize your well-being"
*stares deeply into the camera while meeting is kicked off*
References good work of a cancelled project
*panicked looks around the screen waiting for the call to end*
updates on project cancellations / impacts to backlog
"cultural fundamentals"
"preserve cash flow"
Meeting ends with at least 10 mins on the clock
Opportunities for future work sound dystopian
clearly referring to a political figure (ex. Trump, Musk, RFK Jr) but not naming them
DOGE
"our mission"
"uncertainty"
reminds us admin tasks will be slower because they fired so many people
Thanks us for staying employed here while also threatening to fire us
