(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Opportunities for future work sound dystopian
Obliquely threatens job security
"preserve cash flow"
Guest speaker
clearly referring to a political figure (ex. Trump, Musk, RFK Jr) but not naming them
"uncertainty"
"prioritize your well-being"
Emphasizes need for high billability
"our mission"
DOGE
References good work of a cancelled project
mentions talkspace
"client centricity"
"employee owners"
Thanks us for staying employed here while also threatening to fire us
updates on project cancellations / impacts to backlog
"cultural fundamentals"
project 2025
"optimizing"
Meeting ends with at least 10 mins on the clock
"revenue"
*panicked looks around the screen waiting for the call to end*
reminds us admin tasks will be slower because they fired so many people
*stares deeply into the camera while meeting is kicked off*
