(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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*stares deeply into the camera while meeting is kicked off*
clearly referring to a political figure (ex. Trump, Musk, RFK Jr) but not naming them
Opportunities for future work sound dystopian
"optimizing"
project 2025
Emphasizes need for high billability
"revenue"
Obliquely threatens job security
"prioritize your well-being"
Thanks us for staying employed here while also threatening to fire us
"preserve cash flow"
References good work of a cancelled project
"cultural fundamentals"
updates on project cancellations / impacts to backlog
Meeting ends with at least 10 mins on the clock
"employee owners"
"client centricity"
"uncertainty"
DOGE
*panicked looks around the screen waiting for the call to end*
mentions talkspace
reminds us admin tasks will be slower because they fired so many people
