(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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References good work of a cancelled project
"optimizing"
Emphasizes need for high billability
DOGE
"client centricity"
"cultural fundamentals"
Obliquely threatens job security
mentions talkspace
Meeting ends with at least 10 mins on the clock
Opportunities for future work sound dystopian
"our mission"
"prioritize your well-being"
updates on project cancellations / impacts to backlog
reminds us admin tasks will be slower because they fired so many people
"revenue"
clearly referring to a political figure (ex. Trump, Musk, RFK Jr) but not naming them
*stares deeply into the camera while meeting is kicked off*
*panicked looks around the screen waiting for the call to end*
project 2025
"preserve cash flow"
Thanks us for staying employed here while also threatening to fire us
