(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Meeting ends with at least 10 mins on the clock
References good work of a cancelled project
project 2025
"prioritize your well-being"
Obliquely threatens job security
*stares deeply into the camera while meeting is kicked off*
"our mission"
Thanks us for staying employed here while also threatening to fire us
updates on project cancellations / impacts to backlog
Emphasizes need for high billability
Guest speaker
"cultural fundamentals"
clearly referring to a political figure (ex. Trump, Musk, RFK Jr) but not naming them
reminds us admin tasks will be slower because they fired so many people
"employee owners"
"revenue"
"optimizing"
DOGE
*panicked looks around the screen waiting for the call to end*
