(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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"revenue"
"our mission"
"cultural fundamentals"
Obliquely threatens job security
DOGE
*panicked looks around the screen waiting for the call to end*
"preserve cash flow"
project 2025
Emphasizes need for high billability
"prioritize your well-being"
Meeting ends with at least 10 mins on the clock
"client centricity"
References good work of a cancelled project
Opportunities for future work sound dystopian
Guest speaker
mentions talkspace
"optimizing"
Thanks us for staying employed here while also threatening to fire us
reminds us admin tasks will be slower because they fired so many people
updates on project cancellations / impacts to backlog
"uncertainty"
clearly referring to a political figure (ex. Trump, Musk, RFK Jr) but not naming them
"employee owners"
*stares deeply into the camera while meeting is kicked off*
