(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Emphasizes need for high billability
"revenue"
DOGE
*panicked looks around the screen waiting for the call to end*
"prioritize your well-being"
"client centricity"
"uncertainty"
Opportunities for future work sound dystopian
"employee owners"
Meeting ends with at least 10 mins on the clock
clearly referring to a political figure (ex. Trump, Musk, RFK Jr) but not naming them
"cultural fundamentals"
"optimizing"
reminds us admin tasks will be slower because they fired so many people
Guest speaker
"our mission"
Thanks us for staying employed here while also threatening to fire us
"preserve cash flow"
*stares deeply into the camera while meeting is kicked off*
project 2025
updates on project cancellations / impacts to backlog
