Don’t ask ifthe siren isjust for show– It’s real,and it's loud.Don’t ask ifyou’re getting a“gold star” forobeying the law– It’s not areward program.Don’t start animpromptu rapbattle – It's notthe time foryour “freestyleskills.”Don’t offer theofficer a ride tothe station –They’re alreadyworkingDon’t say “Ithought youwere pullingover someoneelse” – Theydidn’t!Don’t actsurprised –“Wait, youpulled MEover? Are yousure?”Don’t startquoting Fast &Furious movies– “This isfamily, officer!”Don’t try to sneakin a dance moveto “impress” them– “Watch thismoonwalk,officer!”Don’t offer thema bribe inMonopolymoney –They’re notplaying games.Don’t offer themsnacks –"Officer, wouldyou like agranola bar?"Really?Don’t ask if youcan do a “coolburnout” as athank you –They’re alreadyjudging you.Don’t ask fora selfie –They’re not inthe mood forphoto ops.Don’t suggestyou both go getcoffee and talkit over – It’s nota coffee date.Don’t immediatelystart playing “Don’tStop Believin’” –It’s not your themesong right now.Don’t suggestyou and theofficer shouldtrade places –They’ve got ajob to do.Don’t ask if youcan “negotiate”the fine like it’sa yard sale –“How about $10for the ticket?”Don’t ask themto “chill” and letyou off the hook– They’re notyour buddy.Don’t tell themyou were “justtrying to beatthe light” –They’ve heardthat one.Don’t try tostart a slow-motion chase– You’re notin a movie.Don't start ahigh speedchase – It isnot GTADon’t ask ifyou’re on"Cops" – Theyprobably don’twant to befamous today.Don’t startexplaining yourentire life story– “Well, officer,it all started in1992…”Don’tdramaticallypoint at yourpassenger – “Itwas their fault!”(Not cool.)Don’t startsinging "BadBoys" – It’sbeen done, andit's not helping.Don’t ask ifthe siren isjust for show– It’s real,and it's loud.Don’t ask ifyou’re getting a“gold star” forobeying the law– It’s not areward program.Don’t start animpromptu rapbattle – It's notthe time foryour “freestyleskills.”Don’t offer theofficer a ride tothe station –They’re alreadyworkingDon’t say “Ithought youwere pullingover someoneelse” – Theydidn’t!Don’t actsurprised –“Wait, youpulled MEover? Are yousure?”Don’t startquoting Fast &Furious movies– “This isfamily, officer!”Don’t try to sneakin a dance moveto “impress” them– “Watch thismoonwalk,officer!”Don’t offer thema bribe inMonopolymoney –They’re notplaying games.Don’t offer themsnacks –"Officer, wouldyou like agranola bar?"Really?Don’t ask if youcan do a “coolburnout” as athank you –They’re alreadyjudging you.Don’t ask fora selfie –They’re not inthe mood forphoto ops.Don’t suggestyou both go getcoffee and talkit over – It’s nota coffee date.Don’t immediatelystart playing “Don’tStop Believin’” –It’s not your themesong right now.Don’t suggestyou and theofficer shouldtrade places –They’ve got ajob to do.Don’t ask if youcan “negotiate”the fine like it’sa yard sale –“How about $10for the ticket?”Don’t ask themto “chill” and letyou off the hook– They’re notyour buddy.Don’t tell themyou were “justtrying to beatthe light” –They’ve heardthat one.Don’t try tostart a slow-motion chase– You’re notin a movie.Don't start ahigh speedchase – It isnot GTADon’t ask ifyou’re on"Cops" – Theyprobably don’twant to befamous today.Don’t startexplaining yourentire life story– “Well, officer,it all started in1992…”Don’tdramaticallypoint at yourpassenger – “Itwas their fault!”(Not cool.)Don’t startsinging "BadBoys" – It’sbeen done, andit's not helping.

What Not to do when pulled over - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Don’t ask if the siren is just for show – It’s real, and it's loud.
  2. Don’t ask if you’re getting a “gold star” for obeying the law – It’s not a reward program.
  3. Don’t start an impromptu rap battle – It's not the time for your “freestyle skills.”
  4. Don’t offer the officer a ride to the station – They’re already working
  5. Don’t say “I thought you were pulling over someone else” – They didn’t!
  6. Don’t act surprised – “Wait, you pulled ME over? Are you sure?”
  7. Don’t start quoting Fast & Furious movies – “This is family, officer!”
  8. Don’t try to sneak in a dance move to “impress” them – “Watch this moonwalk, officer!”
  9. Don’t offer them a bribe in Monopoly money – They’re not playing games.
  10. Don’t offer them snacks – "Officer, would you like a granola bar?" Really?
  11. Don’t ask if you can do a “cool burnout” as a thank you – They’re already judging you.
  12. Don’t ask for a selfie – They’re not in the mood for photo ops.
  13. Don’t suggest you both go get coffee and talk it over – It’s not a coffee date.
  14. Don’t immediately start playing “Don’t Stop Believin’” – It’s not your theme song right now.
  15. Don’t suggest you and the officer should trade places – They’ve got a job to do.
  16. Don’t ask if you can “negotiate” the fine like it’s a yard sale – “How about $10 for the ticket?”
  17. Don’t ask them to “chill” and let you off the hook – They’re not your buddy.
  18. Don’t tell them you were “just trying to beat the light” – They’ve heard that one.
  19. Don’t try to start a slow-motion chase – You’re not in a movie.
  20. Don't start a high speed chase – It is not GTA
  21. Don’t ask if you’re on "Cops" – They probably don’t want to be famous today.
  22. Don’t start explaining your entire life story – “Well, officer, it all started in 1992…”
  23. Don’t dramatically point at your passenger – “It was their fault!” (Not cool.)
  24. Don’t start singing "Bad Boys" – It’s been done, and it's not helping.