Don't start ahigh speedchase – It isnot GTADon’t ask ifthe siren isjust for show– It’s real,and it's loud.Don’t ask if youcan “negotiate”the fine like it’sa yard sale –“How about $10for the ticket?”Don’t ask ifyou’re getting a“gold star” forobeying the law– It’s not areward program.Don’t immediatelystart playing “Don’tStop Believin’” –It’s not your themesong right now.Don’t ask themto “chill” and letyou off the hook– They’re notyour buddy.Don’t say “Ithought youwere pullingover someoneelse” – Theydidn’t!Don’t start animpromptu rapbattle – It's notthe time foryour “freestyleskills.”Don’t suggestyou and theofficer shouldtrade places –They’ve got ajob to do.Don’t suggestyou both go getcoffee and talkit over – It’s nota coffee date.Don’t offer thema bribe inMonopolymoney –They’re notplaying games.Don’t offer themsnacks –"Officer, wouldyou like agranola bar?"Really?Don’tdramaticallypoint at yourpassenger – “Itwas their fault!”(Not cool.)Don’t actsurprised –“Wait, youpulled MEover? Are yousure?”Don’t startexplaining yourentire life story– “Well, officer,it all started in1992…”Don’t offer theofficer a ride tothe station –They’re alreadyworkingDon’t ask if youcan do a “coolburnout” as athank you –They’re alreadyjudging you.Don’t try tostart a slow-motion chase– You’re notin a movie.Don’t startsinging "BadBoys" – It’sbeen done, andit's not helping.Don’t startquoting Fast &Furious movies– “This isfamily, officer!”Don’t tell themyou were “justtrying to beatthe light” –They’ve heardthat one.Don’t ask ifyou’re on"Cops" – Theyprobably don’twant to befamous today.Don’t try to sneakin a dance moveto “impress” them– “Watch thismoonwalk,officer!”Don’t ask fora selfie –They’re not inthe mood forphoto ops.Don't start ahigh speedchase – It isnot GTADon’t ask ifthe siren isjust for show– It’s real,and it's loud.Don’t ask if youcan “negotiate”the fine like it’sa yard sale –“How about $10for the ticket?”Don’t ask ifyou’re getting a“gold star” forobeying the law– It’s not areward program.Don’t immediatelystart playing “Don’tStop Believin’” –It’s not your themesong right now.Don’t ask themto “chill” and letyou off the hook– They’re notyour buddy.Don’t say “Ithought youwere pullingover someoneelse” – Theydidn’t!Don’t start animpromptu rapbattle – It's notthe time foryour “freestyleskills.”Don’t suggestyou and theofficer shouldtrade places –They’ve got ajob to do.Don’t suggestyou both go getcoffee and talkit over – It’s nota coffee date.Don’t offer thema bribe inMonopolymoney –They’re notplaying games.Don’t offer themsnacks –"Officer, wouldyou like agranola bar?"Really?Don’tdramaticallypoint at yourpassenger – “Itwas their fault!”(Not cool.)Don’t actsurprised –“Wait, youpulled MEover? Are yousure?”Don’t startexplaining yourentire life story– “Well, officer,it all started in1992…”Don’t offer theofficer a ride tothe station –They’re alreadyworkingDon’t ask if youcan do a “coolburnout” as athank you –They’re alreadyjudging you.Don’t try tostart a slow-motion chase– You’re notin a movie.Don’t startsinging "BadBoys" – It’sbeen done, andit's not helping.Don’t startquoting Fast &Furious movies– “This isfamily, officer!”Don’t tell themyou were “justtrying to beatthe light” –They’ve heardthat one.Don’t ask ifyou’re on"Cops" – Theyprobably don’twant to befamous today.Don’t try to sneakin a dance moveto “impress” them– “Watch thismoonwalk,officer!”Don’t ask fora selfie –They’re not inthe mood forphoto ops.

What Not to do when pulled over - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Don't start a high speed chase – It is not GTA
  2. Don’t ask if the siren is just for show – It’s real, and it's loud.
  3. Don’t ask if you can “negotiate” the fine like it’s a yard sale – “How about $10 for the ticket?”
  4. Don’t ask if you’re getting a “gold star” for obeying the law – It’s not a reward program.
  5. Don’t immediately start playing “Don’t Stop Believin’” – It’s not your theme song right now.
  6. Don’t ask them to “chill” and let you off the hook – They’re not your buddy.
  7. Don’t say “I thought you were pulling over someone else” – They didn’t!
  8. Don’t start an impromptu rap battle – It's not the time for your “freestyle skills.”
  9. Don’t suggest you and the officer should trade places – They’ve got a job to do.
  10. Don’t suggest you both go get coffee and talk it over – It’s not a coffee date.
  11. Don’t offer them a bribe in Monopoly money – They’re not playing games.
  12. Don’t offer them snacks – "Officer, would you like a granola bar?" Really?
  13. Don’t dramatically point at your passenger – “It was their fault!” (Not cool.)
  14. Don’t act surprised – “Wait, you pulled ME over? Are you sure?”
  15. Don’t start explaining your entire life story – “Well, officer, it all started in 1992…”
  16. Don’t offer the officer a ride to the station – They’re already working
  17. Don’t ask if you can do a “cool burnout” as a thank you – They’re already judging you.
  18. Don’t try to start a slow-motion chase – You’re not in a movie.
  19. Don’t start singing "Bad Boys" – It’s been done, and it's not helping.
  20. Don’t start quoting Fast & Furious movies – “This is family, officer!”
  21. Don’t tell them you were “just trying to beat the light” – They’ve heard that one.
  22. Don’t ask if you’re on "Cops" – They probably don’t want to be famous today.
  23. Don’t try to sneak in a dance move to “impress” them – “Watch this moonwalk, officer!”
  24. Don’t ask for a selfie – They’re not in the mood for photo ops.