Don't start ahigh speedchase – It isnot GTADon’t say “Ithought youwere pullingover someoneelse” – Theydidn’t!Don’t offer theofficer a ride tothe station –They’re alreadyworkingDon’t ask fora selfie –They’re not inthe mood forphoto ops.Don’t ask if youcan “negotiate”the fine like it’sa yard sale –“How about $10for the ticket?”Don’t actsurprised –“Wait, youpulled MEover? Are yousure?”Don’t ask if youcan do a “coolburnout” as athank you –They’re alreadyjudging you.Don’t startquoting Fast &Furious movies– “This isfamily, officer!”Don’t offer thema bribe inMonopolymoney –They’re notplaying games.Don’t ask ifyou’re getting a“gold star” forobeying the law– It’s not areward program.Don’t startsinging "BadBoys" – It’sbeen done, andit's not helping.Don’t startexplaining yourentire life story– “Well, officer,it all started in1992…”Don’tdramaticallypoint at yourpassenger – “Itwas their fault!”(Not cool.)Don’t suggestyou both go getcoffee and talkit over – It’s nota coffee date.Don’t start animpromptu rapbattle – It's notthe time foryour “freestyleskills.”Don’t ask ifthe siren isjust for show– It’s real,and it's loud.Don’t try to sneakin a dance moveto “impress” them– “Watch thismoonwalk,officer!”Don’t try tostart a slow-motion chase– You’re notin a movie.Don’t ask ifyou’re on"Cops" – Theyprobably don’twant to befamous today.Don’t tell themyou were “justtrying to beatthe light” –They’ve heardthat one.Don’t immediatelystart playing “Don’tStop Believin’” –It’s not your themesong right now.Don’t suggestyou and theofficer shouldtrade places –They’ve got ajob to do.Don’t offer themsnacks –"Officer, wouldyou like agranola bar?"Really?Don’t ask themto “chill” and letyou off the hook– They’re notyour buddy.Don't start ahigh speedchase – It isnot GTADon’t say “Ithought youwere pullingover someoneelse” – Theydidn’t!Don’t offer theofficer a ride tothe station –They’re alreadyworkingDon’t ask fora selfie –They’re not inthe mood forphoto ops.Don’t ask if youcan “negotiate”the fine like it’sa yard sale –“How about $10for the ticket?”Don’t actsurprised –“Wait, youpulled MEover? Are yousure?”Don’t ask if youcan do a “coolburnout” as athank you –They’re alreadyjudging you.Don’t startquoting Fast &Furious movies– “This isfamily, officer!”Don’t offer thema bribe inMonopolymoney –They’re notplaying games.Don’t ask ifyou’re getting a“gold star” forobeying the law– It’s not areward program.Don’t startsinging "BadBoys" – It’sbeen done, andit's not helping.Don’t startexplaining yourentire life story– “Well, officer,it all started in1992…”Don’tdramaticallypoint at yourpassenger – “Itwas their fault!”(Not cool.)Don’t suggestyou both go getcoffee and talkit over – It’s nota coffee date.Don’t start animpromptu rapbattle – It's notthe time foryour “freestyleskills.”Don’t ask ifthe siren isjust for show– It’s real,and it's loud.Don’t try to sneakin a dance moveto “impress” them– “Watch thismoonwalk,officer!”Don’t try tostart a slow-motion chase– You’re notin a movie.Don’t ask ifyou’re on"Cops" – Theyprobably don’twant to befamous today.Don’t tell themyou were “justtrying to beatthe light” –They’ve heardthat one.Don’t immediatelystart playing “Don’tStop Believin’” –It’s not your themesong right now.Don’t suggestyou and theofficer shouldtrade places –They’ve got ajob to do.Don’t offer themsnacks –"Officer, wouldyou like agranola bar?"Really?Don’t ask themto “chill” and letyou off the hook– They’re notyour buddy.

What Not to do when pulled over - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Don't start a high speed chase – It is not GTA
  2. Don’t say “I thought you were pulling over someone else” – They didn’t!
  3. Don’t offer the officer a ride to the station – They’re already working
  4. Don’t ask for a selfie – They’re not in the mood for photo ops.
  5. Don’t ask if you can “negotiate” the fine like it’s a yard sale – “How about $10 for the ticket?”
  6. Don’t act surprised – “Wait, you pulled ME over? Are you sure?”
  7. Don’t ask if you can do a “cool burnout” as a thank you – They’re already judging you.
  8. Don’t start quoting Fast & Furious movies – “This is family, officer!”
  9. Don’t offer them a bribe in Monopoly money – They’re not playing games.
  10. Don’t ask if you’re getting a “gold star” for obeying the law – It’s not a reward program.
  11. Don’t start singing "Bad Boys" – It’s been done, and it's not helping.
  12. Don’t start explaining your entire life story – “Well, officer, it all started in 1992…”
  13. Don’t dramatically point at your passenger – “It was their fault!” (Not cool.)
  14. Don’t suggest you both go get coffee and talk it over – It’s not a coffee date.
  15. Don’t start an impromptu rap battle – It's not the time for your “freestyle skills.”
  16. Don’t ask if the siren is just for show – It’s real, and it's loud.
  17. Don’t try to sneak in a dance move to “impress” them – “Watch this moonwalk, officer!”
  18. Don’t try to start a slow-motion chase – You’re not in a movie.
  19. Don’t ask if you’re on "Cops" – They probably don’t want to be famous today.
  20. Don’t tell them you were “just trying to beat the light” – They’ve heard that one.
  21. Don’t immediately start playing “Don’t Stop Believin’” – It’s not your theme song right now.
  22. Don’t suggest you and the officer should trade places – They’ve got a job to do.
  23. Don’t offer them snacks – "Officer, would you like a granola bar?" Really?
  24. Don’t ask them to “chill” and let you off the hook – They’re not your buddy.