Don’t try tostart a slow-motion chase– You’re notin a movie.Don’tdramaticallypoint at yourpassenger – “Itwas their fault!”(Not cool.)Don’t offer thema bribe inMonopolymoney –They’re notplaying games.Don't start ahigh speedchase – It isnot GTADon’t offer themsnacks –"Officer, wouldyou like agranola bar?"Really?Don’t try to sneakin a dance moveto “impress” them– “Watch thismoonwalk,officer!”Don’t tell themyou were “justtrying to beatthe light” –They’ve heardthat one.Don’t ask ifyou’re getting a“gold star” forobeying the law– It’s not areward program.Don’t suggestyou and theofficer shouldtrade places –They’ve got ajob to do.Don’t ask if youcan do a “coolburnout” as athank you –They’re alreadyjudging you.Don’t startquoting Fast &Furious movies– “This isfamily, officer!”Don’t ask themto “chill” and letyou off the hook– They’re notyour buddy.Don’t suggestyou both go getcoffee and talkit over – It’s nota coffee date.Don’t ask ifyou’re on"Cops" – Theyprobably don’twant to befamous today.Don’t immediatelystart playing “Don’tStop Believin’” –It’s not your themesong right now.Don’t startsinging "BadBoys" – It’sbeen done, andit's not helping.Don’t say “Ithought youwere pullingover someoneelse” – Theydidn’t!Don’t offer theofficer a ride tothe station –They’re alreadyworkingDon’t ask if youcan “negotiate”the fine like it’sa yard sale –“How about $10for the ticket?”Don’t ask fora selfie –They’re not inthe mood forphoto ops.Don’t startexplaining yourentire life story– “Well, officer,it all started in1992…”Don’t ask ifthe siren isjust for show– It’s real,and it's loud.Don’t actsurprised –“Wait, youpulled MEover? Are yousure?”Don’t start animpromptu rapbattle – It's notthe time foryour “freestyleskills.”Don’t try tostart a slow-motion chase– You’re notin a movie.Don’tdramaticallypoint at yourpassenger – “Itwas their fault!”(Not cool.)Don’t offer thema bribe inMonopolymoney –They’re notplaying games.Don't start ahigh speedchase – It isnot GTADon’t offer themsnacks –"Officer, wouldyou like agranola bar?"Really?Don’t try to sneakin a dance moveto “impress” them– “Watch thismoonwalk,officer!”Don’t tell themyou were “justtrying to beatthe light” –They’ve heardthat one.Don’t ask ifyou’re getting a“gold star” forobeying the law– It’s not areward program.Don’t suggestyou and theofficer shouldtrade places –They’ve got ajob to do.Don’t ask if youcan do a “coolburnout” as athank you –They’re alreadyjudging you.Don’t startquoting Fast &Furious movies– “This isfamily, officer!”Don’t ask themto “chill” and letyou off the hook– They’re notyour buddy.Don’t suggestyou both go getcoffee and talkit over – It’s nota coffee date.Don’t ask ifyou’re on"Cops" – Theyprobably don’twant to befamous today.Don’t immediatelystart playing “Don’tStop Believin’” –It’s not your themesong right now.Don’t startsinging "BadBoys" – It’sbeen done, andit's not helping.Don’t say “Ithought youwere pullingover someoneelse” – Theydidn’t!Don’t offer theofficer a ride tothe station –They’re alreadyworkingDon’t ask if youcan “negotiate”the fine like it’sa yard sale –“How about $10for the ticket?”Don’t ask fora selfie –They’re not inthe mood forphoto ops.Don’t startexplaining yourentire life story– “Well, officer,it all started in1992…”Don’t ask ifthe siren isjust for show– It’s real,and it's loud.Don’t actsurprised –“Wait, youpulled MEover? Are yousure?”Don’t start animpromptu rapbattle – It's notthe time foryour “freestyleskills.”

What Not to do when pulled over - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Don’t try to start a slow-motion chase – You’re not in a movie.
  2. Don’t dramatically point at your passenger – “It was their fault!” (Not cool.)
  3. Don’t offer them a bribe in Monopoly money – They’re not playing games.
  4. Don't start a high speed chase – It is not GTA
  5. Don’t offer them snacks – "Officer, would you like a granola bar?" Really?
  6. Don’t try to sneak in a dance move to “impress” them – “Watch this moonwalk, officer!”
  7. Don’t tell them you were “just trying to beat the light” – They’ve heard that one.
  8. Don’t ask if you’re getting a “gold star” for obeying the law – It’s not a reward program.
  9. Don’t suggest you and the officer should trade places – They’ve got a job to do.
  10. Don’t ask if you can do a “cool burnout” as a thank you – They’re already judging you.
  11. Don’t start quoting Fast & Furious movies – “This is family, officer!”
  12. Don’t ask them to “chill” and let you off the hook – They’re not your buddy.
  13. Don’t suggest you both go get coffee and talk it over – It’s not a coffee date.
  14. Don’t ask if you’re on "Cops" – They probably don’t want to be famous today.
  15. Don’t immediately start playing “Don’t Stop Believin’” – It’s not your theme song right now.
  16. Don’t start singing "Bad Boys" – It’s been done, and it's not helping.
  17. Don’t say “I thought you were pulling over someone else” – They didn’t!
  18. Don’t offer the officer a ride to the station – They’re already working
  19. Don’t ask if you can “negotiate” the fine like it’s a yard sale – “How about $10 for the ticket?”
  20. Don’t ask for a selfie – They’re not in the mood for photo ops.
  21. Don’t start explaining your entire life story – “Well, officer, it all started in 1992…”
  22. Don’t ask if the siren is just for show – It’s real, and it's loud.
  23. Don’t act surprised – “Wait, you pulled ME over? Are you sure?”
  24. Don’t start an impromptu rap battle – It's not the time for your “freestyle skills.”