Don’t startquoting Fast &Furious movies– “This isfamily, officer!”Don’t startexplaining yourentire life story– “Well, officer,it all started in1992…”Don’t ask ifyou’re on"Cops" – Theyprobably don’twant to befamous today.Don’t say “Ithought youwere pullingover someoneelse” – Theydidn’t!Don’t offer themsnacks –"Officer, wouldyou like agranola bar?"Really?Don’t startsinging "BadBoys" – It’sbeen done, andit's not helping.Don’tdramaticallypoint at yourpassenger – “Itwas their fault!”(Not cool.)Don’t ask fora selfie –They’re not inthe mood forphoto ops.Don’t ask themto “chill” and letyou off the hook– They’re notyour buddy.Don’t offer theofficer a ride tothe station –They’re alreadyworkingDon’t actsurprised –“Wait, youpulled MEover? Are yousure?”Don’t try tostart a slow-motion chase– You’re notin a movie.Don’t ask if youcan “negotiate”the fine like it’sa yard sale –“How about $10for the ticket?”Don’t suggestyou and theofficer shouldtrade places –They’ve got ajob to do.Don’t suggestyou both go getcoffee and talkit over – It’s nota coffee date.Don’t start animpromptu rapbattle – It's notthe time foryour “freestyleskills.”Don’t try to sneakin a dance moveto “impress” them– “Watch thismoonwalk,officer!”Don’t offer thema bribe inMonopolymoney –They’re notplaying games.Don’t ask if youcan do a “coolburnout” as athank you –They’re alreadyjudging you.Don’t ask ifthe siren isjust for show– It’s real,and it's loud.Don't start ahigh speedchase – It isnot GTADon’t tell themyou were “justtrying to beatthe light” –They’ve heardthat one.Don’t ask ifyou’re getting a“gold star” forobeying the law– It’s not areward program.Don’t immediatelystart playing “Don’tStop Believin’” –It’s not your themesong right now.Don’t startquoting Fast &Furious movies– “This isfamily, officer!”Don’t startexplaining yourentire life story– “Well, officer,it all started in1992…”Don’t ask ifyou’re on"Cops" – Theyprobably don’twant to befamous today.Don’t say “Ithought youwere pullingover someoneelse” – Theydidn’t!Don’t offer themsnacks –"Officer, wouldyou like agranola bar?"Really?Don’t startsinging "BadBoys" – It’sbeen done, andit's not helping.Don’tdramaticallypoint at yourpassenger – “Itwas their fault!”(Not cool.)Don’t ask fora selfie –They’re not inthe mood forphoto ops.Don’t ask themto “chill” and letyou off the hook– They’re notyour buddy.Don’t offer theofficer a ride tothe station –They’re alreadyworkingDon’t actsurprised –“Wait, youpulled MEover? Are yousure?”Don’t try tostart a slow-motion chase– You’re notin a movie.Don’t ask if youcan “negotiate”the fine like it’sa yard sale –“How about $10for the ticket?”Don’t suggestyou and theofficer shouldtrade places –They’ve got ajob to do.Don’t suggestyou both go getcoffee and talkit over – It’s nota coffee date.Don’t start animpromptu rapbattle – It's notthe time foryour “freestyleskills.”Don’t try to sneakin a dance moveto “impress” them– “Watch thismoonwalk,officer!”Don’t offer thema bribe inMonopolymoney –They’re notplaying games.Don’t ask if youcan do a “coolburnout” as athank you –They’re alreadyjudging you.Don’t ask ifthe siren isjust for show– It’s real,and it's loud.Don't start ahigh speedchase – It isnot GTADon’t tell themyou were “justtrying to beatthe light” –They’ve heardthat one.Don’t ask ifyou’re getting a“gold star” forobeying the law– It’s not areward program.Don’t immediatelystart playing “Don’tStop Believin’” –It’s not your themesong right now.

What Not to do when pulled over - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Don’t start quoting Fast & Furious movies – “This is family, officer!”
  2. Don’t start explaining your entire life story – “Well, officer, it all started in 1992…”
  3. Don’t ask if you’re on "Cops" – They probably don’t want to be famous today.
  4. Don’t say “I thought you were pulling over someone else” – They didn’t!
  5. Don’t offer them snacks – "Officer, would you like a granola bar?" Really?
  6. Don’t start singing "Bad Boys" – It’s been done, and it's not helping.
  7. Don’t dramatically point at your passenger – “It was their fault!” (Not cool.)
  8. Don’t ask for a selfie – They’re not in the mood for photo ops.
  9. Don’t ask them to “chill” and let you off the hook – They’re not your buddy.
  10. Don’t offer the officer a ride to the station – They’re already working
  11. Don’t act surprised – “Wait, you pulled ME over? Are you sure?”
  12. Don’t try to start a slow-motion chase – You’re not in a movie.
  13. Don’t ask if you can “negotiate” the fine like it’s a yard sale – “How about $10 for the ticket?”
  14. Don’t suggest you and the officer should trade places – They’ve got a job to do.
  15. Don’t suggest you both go get coffee and talk it over – It’s not a coffee date.
  16. Don’t start an impromptu rap battle – It's not the time for your “freestyle skills.”
  17. Don’t try to sneak in a dance move to “impress” them – “Watch this moonwalk, officer!”
  18. Don’t offer them a bribe in Monopoly money – They’re not playing games.
  19. Don’t ask if you can do a “cool burnout” as a thank you – They’re already judging you.
  20. Don’t ask if the siren is just for show – It’s real, and it's loud.
  21. Don't start a high speed chase – It is not GTA
  22. Don’t tell them you were “just trying to beat the light” – They’ve heard that one.
  23. Don’t ask if you’re getting a “gold star” for obeying the law – It’s not a reward program.
  24. Don’t immediately start playing “Don’t Stop Believin’” – It’s not your theme song right now.