Don’t ask ifyou’re on"Cops" – Theyprobably don’twant to befamous today.Don’t immediatelystart playing “Don’tStop Believin’” –It’s not your themesong right now.Don’t ask fora selfie –They’re not inthe mood forphoto ops.Don’t suggestyou both go getcoffee and talkit over – It’s nota coffee date.Don't start ahigh speedchase – It isnot GTADon’t actsurprised –“Wait, youpulled MEover? Are yousure?”Don’t ask ifthe siren isjust for show– It’s real,and it's loud.Don’t offer thema bribe inMonopolymoney –They’re notplaying games.Don’t startquoting Fast &Furious movies– “This isfamily, officer!”Don’t say “Ithought youwere pullingover someoneelse” – Theydidn’t!Don’tdramaticallypoint at yourpassenger – “Itwas their fault!”(Not cool.)Don’t ask if youcan do a “coolburnout” as athank you –They’re alreadyjudging you.Don’t startsinging "BadBoys" – It’sbeen done, andit's not helping.Don’t try tostart a slow-motion chase– You’re notin a movie.Don’t start animpromptu rapbattle – It's notthe time foryour “freestyleskills.”Don’t tell themyou were “justtrying to beatthe light” –They’ve heardthat one.Don’t ask ifyou’re getting a“gold star” forobeying the law– It’s not areward program.Don’t offer themsnacks –"Officer, wouldyou like agranola bar?"Really?Don’t offer theofficer a ride tothe station –They’re alreadyworkingDon’t try to sneakin a dance moveto “impress” them– “Watch thismoonwalk,officer!”Don’t suggestyou and theofficer shouldtrade places –They’ve got ajob to do.Don’t startexplaining yourentire life story– “Well, officer,it all started in1992…”Don’t ask themto “chill” and letyou off the hook– They’re notyour buddy.Don’t ask if youcan “negotiate”the fine like it’sa yard sale –“How about $10for the ticket?”Don’t ask ifyou’re on"Cops" – Theyprobably don’twant to befamous today.Don’t immediatelystart playing “Don’tStop Believin’” –It’s not your themesong right now.Don’t ask fora selfie –They’re not inthe mood forphoto ops.Don’t suggestyou both go getcoffee and talkit over – It’s nota coffee date.Don't start ahigh speedchase – It isnot GTADon’t actsurprised –“Wait, youpulled MEover? Are yousure?”Don’t ask ifthe siren isjust for show– It’s real,and it's loud.Don’t offer thema bribe inMonopolymoney –They’re notplaying games.Don’t startquoting Fast &Furious movies– “This isfamily, officer!”Don’t say “Ithought youwere pullingover someoneelse” – Theydidn’t!Don’tdramaticallypoint at yourpassenger – “Itwas their fault!”(Not cool.)Don’t ask if youcan do a “coolburnout” as athank you –They’re alreadyjudging you.Don’t startsinging "BadBoys" – It’sbeen done, andit's not helping.Don’t try tostart a slow-motion chase– You’re notin a movie.Don’t start animpromptu rapbattle – It's notthe time foryour “freestyleskills.”Don’t tell themyou were “justtrying to beatthe light” –They’ve heardthat one.Don’t ask ifyou’re getting a“gold star” forobeying the law– It’s not areward program.Don’t offer themsnacks –"Officer, wouldyou like agranola bar?"Really?Don’t offer theofficer a ride tothe station –They’re alreadyworkingDon’t try to sneakin a dance moveto “impress” them– “Watch thismoonwalk,officer!”Don’t suggestyou and theofficer shouldtrade places –They’ve got ajob to do.Don’t startexplaining yourentire life story– “Well, officer,it all started in1992…”Don’t ask themto “chill” and letyou off the hook– They’re notyour buddy.Don’t ask if youcan “negotiate”the fine like it’sa yard sale –“How about $10for the ticket?”

What Not to do when pulled over - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Don’t ask if you’re on "Cops" – They probably don’t want to be famous today.
  2. Don’t immediately start playing “Don’t Stop Believin’” – It’s not your theme song right now.
  3. Don’t ask for a selfie – They’re not in the mood for photo ops.
  4. Don’t suggest you both go get coffee and talk it over – It’s not a coffee date.
  5. Don't start a high speed chase – It is not GTA
  6. Don’t act surprised – “Wait, you pulled ME over? Are you sure?”
  7. Don’t ask if the siren is just for show – It’s real, and it's loud.
  8. Don’t offer them a bribe in Monopoly money – They’re not playing games.
  9. Don’t start quoting Fast & Furious movies – “This is family, officer!”
  10. Don’t say “I thought you were pulling over someone else” – They didn’t!
  11. Don’t dramatically point at your passenger – “It was their fault!” (Not cool.)
  12. Don’t ask if you can do a “cool burnout” as a thank you – They’re already judging you.
  13. Don’t start singing "Bad Boys" – It’s been done, and it's not helping.
  14. Don’t try to start a slow-motion chase – You’re not in a movie.
  15. Don’t start an impromptu rap battle – It's not the time for your “freestyle skills.”
  16. Don’t tell them you were “just trying to beat the light” – They’ve heard that one.
  17. Don’t ask if you’re getting a “gold star” for obeying the law – It’s not a reward program.
  18. Don’t offer them snacks – "Officer, would you like a granola bar?" Really?
  19. Don’t offer the officer a ride to the station – They’re already working
  20. Don’t try to sneak in a dance move to “impress” them – “Watch this moonwalk, officer!”
  21. Don’t suggest you and the officer should trade places – They’ve got a job to do.
  22. Don’t start explaining your entire life story – “Well, officer, it all started in 1992…”
  23. Don’t ask them to “chill” and let you off the hook – They’re not your buddy.
  24. Don’t ask if you can “negotiate” the fine like it’s a yard sale – “How about $10 for the ticket?”