Don’t ask if youcan do a “coolburnout” as athank you –They’re alreadyjudging you.Don’t suggestyou both go getcoffee and talkit over – It’s nota coffee date.Don’t offer thema bribe inMonopolymoney –They’re notplaying games.Don’t startexplaining yourentire life story– “Well, officer,it all started in1992…”Don’tdramaticallypoint at yourpassenger – “Itwas their fault!”(Not cool.)Don’t ask ifyou’re getting a“gold star” forobeying the law– It’s not areward program.Don’t ask themto “chill” and letyou off the hook– They’re notyour buddy.Don’t try tostart a slow-motion chase– You’re notin a movie.Don’t say “Ithought youwere pullingover someoneelse” – Theydidn’t!Don’t ask ifyou’re on"Cops" – Theyprobably don’twant to befamous today.Don’t try to sneakin a dance moveto “impress” them– “Watch thismoonwalk,officer!”Don’t startquoting Fast &Furious movies– “This isfamily, officer!”Don’t suggestyou and theofficer shouldtrade places –They’ve got ajob to do.Don’t immediatelystart playing “Don’tStop Believin’” –It’s not your themesong right now.Don’t ask if youcan “negotiate”the fine like it’sa yard sale –“How about $10for the ticket?”Don't start ahigh speedchase – It isnot GTADon’t start animpromptu rapbattle – It's notthe time foryour “freestyleskills.”Don’t offer themsnacks –"Officer, wouldyou like agranola bar?"Really?Don’t ask fora selfie –They’re not inthe mood forphoto ops.Don’t startsinging "BadBoys" – It’sbeen done, andit's not helping.Don’t actsurprised –“Wait, youpulled MEover? Are yousure?”Don’t tell themyou were “justtrying to beatthe light” –They’ve heardthat one.Don’t ask ifthe siren isjust for show– It’s real,and it's loud.Don’t offer theofficer a ride tothe station –They’re alreadyworkingDon’t ask if youcan do a “coolburnout” as athank you –They’re alreadyjudging you.Don’t suggestyou both go getcoffee and talkit over – It’s nota coffee date.Don’t offer thema bribe inMonopolymoney –They’re notplaying games.Don’t startexplaining yourentire life story– “Well, officer,it all started in1992…”Don’tdramaticallypoint at yourpassenger – “Itwas their fault!”(Not cool.)Don’t ask ifyou’re getting a“gold star” forobeying the law– It’s not areward program.Don’t ask themto “chill” and letyou off the hook– They’re notyour buddy.Don’t try tostart a slow-motion chase– You’re notin a movie.Don’t say “Ithought youwere pullingover someoneelse” – Theydidn’t!Don’t ask ifyou’re on"Cops" – Theyprobably don’twant to befamous today.Don’t try to sneakin a dance moveto “impress” them– “Watch thismoonwalk,officer!”Don’t startquoting Fast &Furious movies– “This isfamily, officer!”Don’t suggestyou and theofficer shouldtrade places –They’ve got ajob to do.Don’t immediatelystart playing “Don’tStop Believin’” –It’s not your themesong right now.Don’t ask if youcan “negotiate”the fine like it’sa yard sale –“How about $10for the ticket?”Don't start ahigh speedchase – It isnot GTADon’t start animpromptu rapbattle – It's notthe time foryour “freestyleskills.”Don’t offer themsnacks –"Officer, wouldyou like agranola bar?"Really?Don’t ask fora selfie –They’re not inthe mood forphoto ops.Don’t startsinging "BadBoys" – It’sbeen done, andit's not helping.Don’t actsurprised –“Wait, youpulled MEover? Are yousure?”Don’t tell themyou were “justtrying to beatthe light” –They’ve heardthat one.Don’t ask ifthe siren isjust for show– It’s real,and it's loud.Don’t offer theofficer a ride tothe station –They’re alreadyworking

What Not to do when pulled over - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Don’t ask if you can do a “cool burnout” as a thank you – They’re already judging you.
  2. Don’t suggest you both go get coffee and talk it over – It’s not a coffee date.
  3. Don’t offer them a bribe in Monopoly money – They’re not playing games.
  4. Don’t start explaining your entire life story – “Well, officer, it all started in 1992…”
  5. Don’t dramatically point at your passenger – “It was their fault!” (Not cool.)
  6. Don’t ask if you’re getting a “gold star” for obeying the law – It’s not a reward program.
  7. Don’t ask them to “chill” and let you off the hook – They’re not your buddy.
  8. Don’t try to start a slow-motion chase – You’re not in a movie.
  9. Don’t say “I thought you were pulling over someone else” – They didn’t!
  10. Don’t ask if you’re on "Cops" – They probably don’t want to be famous today.
  11. Don’t try to sneak in a dance move to “impress” them – “Watch this moonwalk, officer!”
  12. Don’t start quoting Fast & Furious movies – “This is family, officer!”
  13. Don’t suggest you and the officer should trade places – They’ve got a job to do.
  14. Don’t immediately start playing “Don’t Stop Believin’” – It’s not your theme song right now.
  15. Don’t ask if you can “negotiate” the fine like it’s a yard sale – “How about $10 for the ticket?”
  16. Don't start a high speed chase – It is not GTA
  17. Don’t start an impromptu rap battle – It's not the time for your “freestyle skills.”
  18. Don’t offer them snacks – "Officer, would you like a granola bar?" Really?
  19. Don’t ask for a selfie – They’re not in the mood for photo ops.
  20. Don’t start singing "Bad Boys" – It’s been done, and it's not helping.
  21. Don’t act surprised – “Wait, you pulled ME over? Are you sure?”
  22. Don’t tell them you were “just trying to beat the light” – They’ve heard that one.
  23. Don’t ask if the siren is just for show – It’s real, and it's loud.
  24. Don’t offer the officer a ride to the station – They’re already working