Don’t immediatelystart playing “Don’tStop Believin’” –It’s not your themesong right now.Don’t ask ifthe siren isjust for show– It’s real,and it's loud.Don’t ask ifyou’re on"Cops" – Theyprobably don’twant to befamous today.Don’t say “Ithought youwere pullingover someoneelse” – Theydidn’t!Don’t startsinging "BadBoys" – It’sbeen done, andit's not helping.Don’t ask if youcan “negotiate”the fine like it’sa yard sale –“How about $10for the ticket?”Don’t ask ifyou’re getting a“gold star” forobeying the law– It’s not areward program.Don’t ask themto “chill” and letyou off the hook– They’re notyour buddy.Don’t actsurprised –“Wait, youpulled MEover? Are yousure?”Don’tdramaticallypoint at yourpassenger – “Itwas their fault!”(Not cool.)Don’t offer thema bribe inMonopolymoney –They’re notplaying games.Don’t tell themyou were “justtrying to beatthe light” –They’ve heardthat one.Don’t suggestyou both go getcoffee and talkit over – It’s nota coffee date.Don’t try to sneakin a dance moveto “impress” them– “Watch thismoonwalk,officer!”Don’t ask if youcan do a “coolburnout” as athank you –They’re alreadyjudging you.Don’t start animpromptu rapbattle – It's notthe time foryour “freestyleskills.”Don't start ahigh speedchase – It isnot GTADon’t offer themsnacks –"Officer, wouldyou like agranola bar?"Really?Don’t ask fora selfie –They’re not inthe mood forphoto ops.Don’t startexplaining yourentire life story– “Well, officer,it all started in1992…”Don’t try tostart a slow-motion chase– You’re notin a movie.Don’t offer theofficer a ride tothe station –They’re alreadyworkingDon’t startquoting Fast &Furious movies– “This isfamily, officer!”Don’t suggestyou and theofficer shouldtrade places –They’ve got ajob to do.Don’t immediatelystart playing “Don’tStop Believin’” –It’s not your themesong right now.Don’t ask ifthe siren isjust for show– It’s real,and it's loud.Don’t ask ifyou’re on"Cops" – Theyprobably don’twant to befamous today.Don’t say “Ithought youwere pullingover someoneelse” – Theydidn’t!Don’t startsinging "BadBoys" – It’sbeen done, andit's not helping.Don’t ask if youcan “negotiate”the fine like it’sa yard sale –“How about $10for the ticket?”Don’t ask ifyou’re getting a“gold star” forobeying the law– It’s not areward program.Don’t ask themto “chill” and letyou off the hook– They’re notyour buddy.Don’t actsurprised –“Wait, youpulled MEover? Are yousure?”Don’tdramaticallypoint at yourpassenger – “Itwas their fault!”(Not cool.)Don’t offer thema bribe inMonopolymoney –They’re notplaying games.Don’t tell themyou were “justtrying to beatthe light” –They’ve heardthat one.Don’t suggestyou both go getcoffee and talkit over – It’s nota coffee date.Don’t try to sneakin a dance moveto “impress” them– “Watch thismoonwalk,officer!”Don’t ask if youcan do a “coolburnout” as athank you –They’re alreadyjudging you.Don’t start animpromptu rapbattle – It's notthe time foryour “freestyleskills.”Don't start ahigh speedchase – It isnot GTADon’t offer themsnacks –"Officer, wouldyou like agranola bar?"Really?Don’t ask fora selfie –They’re not inthe mood forphoto ops.Don’t startexplaining yourentire life story– “Well, officer,it all started in1992…”Don’t try tostart a slow-motion chase– You’re notin a movie.Don’t offer theofficer a ride tothe station –They’re alreadyworkingDon’t startquoting Fast &Furious movies– “This isfamily, officer!”Don’t suggestyou and theofficer shouldtrade places –They’ve got ajob to do.

What Not to do when pulled over - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Don’t immediately start playing “Don’t Stop Believin’” – It’s not your theme song right now.
  2. Don’t ask if the siren is just for show – It’s real, and it's loud.
  3. Don’t ask if you’re on "Cops" – They probably don’t want to be famous today.
  4. Don’t say “I thought you were pulling over someone else” – They didn’t!
  5. Don’t start singing "Bad Boys" – It’s been done, and it's not helping.
  6. Don’t ask if you can “negotiate” the fine like it’s a yard sale – “How about $10 for the ticket?”
  7. Don’t ask if you’re getting a “gold star” for obeying the law – It’s not a reward program.
  8. Don’t ask them to “chill” and let you off the hook – They’re not your buddy.
  9. Don’t act surprised – “Wait, you pulled ME over? Are you sure?”
  10. Don’t dramatically point at your passenger – “It was their fault!” (Not cool.)
  11. Don’t offer them a bribe in Monopoly money – They’re not playing games.
  12. Don’t tell them you were “just trying to beat the light” – They’ve heard that one.
  13. Don’t suggest you both go get coffee and talk it over – It’s not a coffee date.
  14. Don’t try to sneak in a dance move to “impress” them – “Watch this moonwalk, officer!”
  15. Don’t ask if you can do a “cool burnout” as a thank you – They’re already judging you.
  16. Don’t start an impromptu rap battle – It's not the time for your “freestyle skills.”
  17. Don't start a high speed chase – It is not GTA
  18. Don’t offer them snacks – "Officer, would you like a granola bar?" Really?
  19. Don’t ask for a selfie – They’re not in the mood for photo ops.
  20. Don’t start explaining your entire life story – “Well, officer, it all started in 1992…”
  21. Don’t try to start a slow-motion chase – You’re not in a movie.
  22. Don’t offer the officer a ride to the station – They’re already working
  23. Don’t start quoting Fast & Furious movies – “This is family, officer!”
  24. Don’t suggest you and the officer should trade places – They’ve got a job to do.