Don’t startquoting Fast &Furious movies– “This isfamily, officer!”Don’t ask ifyou’re on"Cops" – Theyprobably don’twant to befamous today.Don’t ask fora selfie –They’re not inthe mood forphoto ops.Don’t try to sneakin a dance moveto “impress” them– “Watch thismoonwalk,officer!”Don’t ask if youcan “negotiate”the fine like it’sa yard sale –“How about $10for the ticket?”Don’t startexplaining yourentire life story– “Well, officer,it all started in1992…”Don’t actsurprised –“Wait, youpulled MEover? Are yousure?”Don’t offer theofficer a ride tothe station –They’re alreadyworkingDon’t start animpromptu rapbattle – It's notthe time foryour “freestyleskills.”Don’t try tostart a slow-motion chase– You’re notin a movie.Don’t ask themto “chill” and letyou off the hook– They’re notyour buddy.Don’t ask ifthe siren isjust for show– It’s real,and it's loud.Don’t offer thema bribe inMonopolymoney –They’re notplaying games.Don’t tell themyou were “justtrying to beatthe light” –They’ve heardthat one.Don’t ask ifyou’re getting a“gold star” forobeying the law– It’s not areward program.Don’t ask if youcan do a “coolburnout” as athank you –They’re alreadyjudging you.Don’t immediatelystart playing “Don’tStop Believin’” –It’s not your themesong right now.Don’tdramaticallypoint at yourpassenger – “Itwas their fault!”(Not cool.)Don’t suggestyou both go getcoffee and talkit over – It’s nota coffee date.Don’t offer themsnacks –"Officer, wouldyou like agranola bar?"Really?Don’t say “Ithought youwere pullingover someoneelse” – Theydidn’t!Don’t startsinging "BadBoys" – It’sbeen done, andit's not helping.Don’t suggestyou and theofficer shouldtrade places –They’ve got ajob to do.Don't start ahigh speedchase – It isnot GTADon’t startquoting Fast &Furious movies– “This isfamily, officer!”Don’t ask ifyou’re on"Cops" – Theyprobably don’twant to befamous today.Don’t ask fora selfie –They’re not inthe mood forphoto ops.Don’t try to sneakin a dance moveto “impress” them– “Watch thismoonwalk,officer!”Don’t ask if youcan “negotiate”the fine like it’sa yard sale –“How about $10for the ticket?”Don’t startexplaining yourentire life story– “Well, officer,it all started in1992…”Don’t actsurprised –“Wait, youpulled MEover? Are yousure?”Don’t offer theofficer a ride tothe station –They’re alreadyworkingDon’t start animpromptu rapbattle – It's notthe time foryour “freestyleskills.”Don’t try tostart a slow-motion chase– You’re notin a movie.Don’t ask themto “chill” and letyou off the hook– They’re notyour buddy.Don’t ask ifthe siren isjust for show– It’s real,and it's loud.Don’t offer thema bribe inMonopolymoney –They’re notplaying games.Don’t tell themyou were “justtrying to beatthe light” –They’ve heardthat one.Don’t ask ifyou’re getting a“gold star” forobeying the law– It’s not areward program.Don’t ask if youcan do a “coolburnout” as athank you –They’re alreadyjudging you.Don’t immediatelystart playing “Don’tStop Believin’” –It’s not your themesong right now.Don’tdramaticallypoint at yourpassenger – “Itwas their fault!”(Not cool.)Don’t suggestyou both go getcoffee and talkit over – It’s nota coffee date.Don’t offer themsnacks –"Officer, wouldyou like agranola bar?"Really?Don’t say “Ithought youwere pullingover someoneelse” – Theydidn’t!Don’t startsinging "BadBoys" – It’sbeen done, andit's not helping.Don’t suggestyou and theofficer shouldtrade places –They’ve got ajob to do.Don't start ahigh speedchase – It isnot GTA

What Not to do when pulled over - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Don’t start quoting Fast & Furious movies – “This is family, officer!”
  2. Don’t ask if you’re on "Cops" – They probably don’t want to be famous today.
  3. Don’t ask for a selfie – They’re not in the mood for photo ops.
  4. Don’t try to sneak in a dance move to “impress” them – “Watch this moonwalk, officer!”
  5. Don’t ask if you can “negotiate” the fine like it’s a yard sale – “How about $10 for the ticket?”
  6. Don’t start explaining your entire life story – “Well, officer, it all started in 1992…”
  7. Don’t act surprised – “Wait, you pulled ME over? Are you sure?”
  8. Don’t offer the officer a ride to the station – They’re already working
  9. Don’t start an impromptu rap battle – It's not the time for your “freestyle skills.”
  10. Don’t try to start a slow-motion chase – You’re not in a movie.
  11. Don’t ask them to “chill” and let you off the hook – They’re not your buddy.
  12. Don’t ask if the siren is just for show – It’s real, and it's loud.
  13. Don’t offer them a bribe in Monopoly money – They’re not playing games.
  14. Don’t tell them you were “just trying to beat the light” – They’ve heard that one.
  15. Don’t ask if you’re getting a “gold star” for obeying the law – It’s not a reward program.
  16. Don’t ask if you can do a “cool burnout” as a thank you – They’re already judging you.
  17. Don’t immediately start playing “Don’t Stop Believin’” – It’s not your theme song right now.
  18. Don’t dramatically point at your passenger – “It was their fault!” (Not cool.)
  19. Don’t suggest you both go get coffee and talk it over – It’s not a coffee date.
  20. Don’t offer them snacks – "Officer, would you like a granola bar?" Really?
  21. Don’t say “I thought you were pulling over someone else” – They didn’t!
  22. Don’t start singing "Bad Boys" – It’s been done, and it's not helping.
  23. Don’t suggest you and the officer should trade places – They’ve got a job to do.
  24. Don't start a high speed chase – It is not GTA