Don’t ask fora selfie –They’re not inthe mood forphoto ops.Don’t try tostart a slow-motion chase– You’re notin a movie.Don’t tell themyou were “justtrying to beatthe light” –They’ve heardthat one.Don’t offer theofficer a ride tothe station –They’re alreadyworkingDon’t startquoting Fast &Furious movies– “This isfamily, officer!”Don’t ask ifthe siren isjust for show– It’s real,and it's loud.Don’t offer themsnacks –"Officer, wouldyou like agranola bar?"Really?Don’t start animpromptu rapbattle – It's notthe time foryour “freestyleskills.”Don’t ask ifyou’re getting a“gold star” forobeying the law– It’s not areward program.Don’t say “Ithought youwere pullingover someoneelse” – Theydidn’t!Don't start ahigh speedchase – It isnot GTADon’t offer thema bribe inMonopolymoney –They’re notplaying games.Don’t startsinging "BadBoys" – It’sbeen done, andit's not helping.Don’t ask ifyou’re on"Cops" – Theyprobably don’twant to befamous today.Don’t ask themto “chill” and letyou off the hook– They’re notyour buddy.Don’t ask if youcan do a “coolburnout” as athank you –They’re alreadyjudging you.Don’t startexplaining yourentire life story– “Well, officer,it all started in1992…”Don’t try to sneakin a dance moveto “impress” them– “Watch thismoonwalk,officer!”Don’t actsurprised –“Wait, youpulled MEover? Are yousure?”Don’t ask if youcan “negotiate”the fine like it’sa yard sale –“How about $10for the ticket?”Don’t suggestyou and theofficer shouldtrade places –They’ve got ajob to do.Don’t suggestyou both go getcoffee and talkit over – It’s nota coffee date.Don’t immediatelystart playing “Don’tStop Believin’” –It’s not your themesong right now.Don’tdramaticallypoint at yourpassenger – “Itwas their fault!”(Not cool.)Don’t ask fora selfie –They’re not inthe mood forphoto ops.Don’t try tostart a slow-motion chase– You’re notin a movie.Don’t tell themyou were “justtrying to beatthe light” –They’ve heardthat one.Don’t offer theofficer a ride tothe station –They’re alreadyworkingDon’t startquoting Fast &Furious movies– “This isfamily, officer!”Don’t ask ifthe siren isjust for show– It’s real,and it's loud.Don’t offer themsnacks –"Officer, wouldyou like agranola bar?"Really?Don’t start animpromptu rapbattle – It's notthe time foryour “freestyleskills.”Don’t ask ifyou’re getting a“gold star” forobeying the law– It’s not areward program.Don’t say “Ithought youwere pullingover someoneelse” – Theydidn’t!Don't start ahigh speedchase – It isnot GTADon’t offer thema bribe inMonopolymoney –They’re notplaying games.Don’t startsinging "BadBoys" – It’sbeen done, andit's not helping.Don’t ask ifyou’re on"Cops" – Theyprobably don’twant to befamous today.Don’t ask themto “chill” and letyou off the hook– They’re notyour buddy.Don’t ask if youcan do a “coolburnout” as athank you –They’re alreadyjudging you.Don’t startexplaining yourentire life story– “Well, officer,it all started in1992…”Don’t try to sneakin a dance moveto “impress” them– “Watch thismoonwalk,officer!”Don’t actsurprised –“Wait, youpulled MEover? Are yousure?”Don’t ask if youcan “negotiate”the fine like it’sa yard sale –“How about $10for the ticket?”Don’t suggestyou and theofficer shouldtrade places –They’ve got ajob to do.Don’t suggestyou both go getcoffee and talkit over – It’s nota coffee date.Don’t immediatelystart playing “Don’tStop Believin’” –It’s not your themesong right now.Don’tdramaticallypoint at yourpassenger – “Itwas their fault!”(Not cool.)

What Not to do when pulled over - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Don’t ask for a selfie – They’re not in the mood for photo ops.
  2. Don’t try to start a slow-motion chase – You’re not in a movie.
  3. Don’t tell them you were “just trying to beat the light” – They’ve heard that one.
  4. Don’t offer the officer a ride to the station – They’re already working
  5. Don’t start quoting Fast & Furious movies – “This is family, officer!”
  6. Don’t ask if the siren is just for show – It’s real, and it's loud.
  7. Don’t offer them snacks – "Officer, would you like a granola bar?" Really?
  8. Don’t start an impromptu rap battle – It's not the time for your “freestyle skills.”
  9. Don’t ask if you’re getting a “gold star” for obeying the law – It’s not a reward program.
  10. Don’t say “I thought you were pulling over someone else” – They didn’t!
  11. Don't start a high speed chase – It is not GTA
  12. Don’t offer them a bribe in Monopoly money – They’re not playing games.
  13. Don’t start singing "Bad Boys" – It’s been done, and it's not helping.
  14. Don’t ask if you’re on "Cops" – They probably don’t want to be famous today.
  15. Don’t ask them to “chill” and let you off the hook – They’re not your buddy.
  16. Don’t ask if you can do a “cool burnout” as a thank you – They’re already judging you.
  17. Don’t start explaining your entire life story – “Well, officer, it all started in 1992…”
  18. Don’t try to sneak in a dance move to “impress” them – “Watch this moonwalk, officer!”
  19. Don’t act surprised – “Wait, you pulled ME over? Are you sure?”
  20. Don’t ask if you can “negotiate” the fine like it’s a yard sale – “How about $10 for the ticket?”
  21. Don’t suggest you and the officer should trade places – They’ve got a job to do.
  22. Don’t suggest you both go get coffee and talk it over – It’s not a coffee date.
  23. Don’t immediately start playing “Don’t Stop Believin’” – It’s not your theme song right now.
  24. Don’t dramatically point at your passenger – “It was their fault!” (Not cool.)