Don’t suggestyou both go getcoffee and talkit over – It’s nota coffee date.Don’t ask ifyou’re on"Cops" – Theyprobably don’twant to befamous today.Don’t startsinging "BadBoys" – It’sbeen done, andit's not helping.Don’t ask if youcan do a “coolburnout” as athank you –They’re alreadyjudging you.Don’t say “Ithought youwere pullingover someoneelse” – Theydidn’t!Don’t offer thema bribe inMonopolymoney –They’re notplaying games.Don’tdramaticallypoint at yourpassenger – “Itwas their fault!”(Not cool.)Don’t startquoting Fast &Furious movies– “This isfamily, officer!”Don’t tell themyou were “justtrying to beatthe light” –They’ve heardthat one.Don’t startexplaining yourentire life story– “Well, officer,it all started in1992…”Don’t actsurprised –“Wait, youpulled MEover? Are yousure?”Don’t ask fora selfie –They’re not inthe mood forphoto ops.Don’t start animpromptu rapbattle – It's notthe time foryour “freestyleskills.”Don’t offer theofficer a ride tothe station –They’re alreadyworkingDon’t ask if youcan “negotiate”the fine like it’sa yard sale –“How about $10for the ticket?”Don’t ask ifyou’re getting a“gold star” forobeying the law– It’s not areward program.Don’t try tostart a slow-motion chase– You’re notin a movie.Don’t ask ifthe siren isjust for show– It’s real,and it's loud.Don’t offer themsnacks –"Officer, wouldyou like agranola bar?"Really?Don’t try to sneakin a dance moveto “impress” them– “Watch thismoonwalk,officer!”Don’t immediatelystart playing “Don’tStop Believin’” –It’s not your themesong right now.Don’t suggestyou and theofficer shouldtrade places –They’ve got ajob to do.Don’t ask themto “chill” and letyou off the hook– They’re notyour buddy.Don't start ahigh speedchase – It isnot GTADon’t suggestyou both go getcoffee and talkit over – It’s nota coffee date.Don’t ask ifyou’re on"Cops" – Theyprobably don’twant to befamous today.Don’t startsinging "BadBoys" – It’sbeen done, andit's not helping.Don’t ask if youcan do a “coolburnout” as athank you –They’re alreadyjudging you.Don’t say “Ithought youwere pullingover someoneelse” – Theydidn’t!Don’t offer thema bribe inMonopolymoney –They’re notplaying games.Don’tdramaticallypoint at yourpassenger – “Itwas their fault!”(Not cool.)Don’t startquoting Fast &Furious movies– “This isfamily, officer!”Don’t tell themyou were “justtrying to beatthe light” –They’ve heardthat one.Don’t startexplaining yourentire life story– “Well, officer,it all started in1992…”Don’t actsurprised –“Wait, youpulled MEover? Are yousure?”Don’t ask fora selfie –They’re not inthe mood forphoto ops.Don’t start animpromptu rapbattle – It's notthe time foryour “freestyleskills.”Don’t offer theofficer a ride tothe station –They’re alreadyworkingDon’t ask if youcan “negotiate”the fine like it’sa yard sale –“How about $10for the ticket?”Don’t ask ifyou’re getting a“gold star” forobeying the law– It’s not areward program.Don’t try tostart a slow-motion chase– You’re notin a movie.Don’t ask ifthe siren isjust for show– It’s real,and it's loud.Don’t offer themsnacks –"Officer, wouldyou like agranola bar?"Really?Don’t try to sneakin a dance moveto “impress” them– “Watch thismoonwalk,officer!”Don’t immediatelystart playing “Don’tStop Believin’” –It’s not your themesong right now.Don’t suggestyou and theofficer shouldtrade places –They’ve got ajob to do.Don’t ask themto “chill” and letyou off the hook– They’re notyour buddy.Don't start ahigh speedchase – It isnot GTA

What Not to do when pulled over - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Don’t suggest you both go get coffee and talk it over – It’s not a coffee date.
  2. Don’t ask if you’re on "Cops" – They probably don’t want to be famous today.
  3. Don’t start singing "Bad Boys" – It’s been done, and it's not helping.
  4. Don’t ask if you can do a “cool burnout” as a thank you – They’re already judging you.
  5. Don’t say “I thought you were pulling over someone else” – They didn’t!
  6. Don’t offer them a bribe in Monopoly money – They’re not playing games.
  7. Don’t dramatically point at your passenger – “It was their fault!” (Not cool.)
  8. Don’t start quoting Fast & Furious movies – “This is family, officer!”
  9. Don’t tell them you were “just trying to beat the light” – They’ve heard that one.
  10. Don’t start explaining your entire life story – “Well, officer, it all started in 1992…”
  11. Don’t act surprised – “Wait, you pulled ME over? Are you sure?”
  12. Don’t ask for a selfie – They’re not in the mood for photo ops.
  13. Don’t start an impromptu rap battle – It's not the time for your “freestyle skills.”
  14. Don’t offer the officer a ride to the station – They’re already working
  15. Don’t ask if you can “negotiate” the fine like it’s a yard sale – “How about $10 for the ticket?”
  16. Don’t ask if you’re getting a “gold star” for obeying the law – It’s not a reward program.
  17. Don’t try to start a slow-motion chase – You’re not in a movie.
  18. Don’t ask if the siren is just for show – It’s real, and it's loud.
  19. Don’t offer them snacks – "Officer, would you like a granola bar?" Really?
  20. Don’t try to sneak in a dance move to “impress” them – “Watch this moonwalk, officer!”
  21. Don’t immediately start playing “Don’t Stop Believin’” – It’s not your theme song right now.
  22. Don’t suggest you and the officer should trade places – They’ve got a job to do.
  23. Don’t ask them to “chill” and let you off the hook – They’re not your buddy.
  24. Don't start a high speed chase – It is not GTA