Don’t tell themyou were “justtrying to beatthe light” –They’ve heardthat one.Don’t ask ifyou’re on"Cops" – Theyprobably don’twant to befamous today.Don’t offer themsnacks –"Officer, wouldyou like agranola bar?"Really?Don’t start animpromptu rapbattle – It's notthe time foryour “freestyleskills.”Don’t ask fora selfie –They’re not inthe mood forphoto ops.Don’t ask ifyou’re getting a“gold star” forobeying the law– It’s not areward program.Don’t ask themto “chill” and letyou off the hook– They’re notyour buddy.Don’t startexplaining yourentire life story– “Well, officer,it all started in1992…”Don’t say “Ithought youwere pullingover someoneelse” – Theydidn’t!Don’t startquoting Fast &Furious movies– “This isfamily, officer!”Don’t try to sneakin a dance moveto “impress” them– “Watch thismoonwalk,officer!”Don’t offer theofficer a ride tothe station –They’re alreadyworkingDon’tdramaticallypoint at yourpassenger – “Itwas their fault!”(Not cool.)Don’t suggestyou both go getcoffee and talkit over – It’s nota coffee date.Don’t ask if youcan do a “coolburnout” as athank you –They’re alreadyjudging you.Don’t immediatelystart playing “Don’tStop Believin’” –It’s not your themesong right now.Don’t ask ifthe siren isjust for show– It’s real,and it's loud.Don’t startsinging "BadBoys" – It’sbeen done, andit's not helping.Don’t try tostart a slow-motion chase– You’re notin a movie.Don’t offer thema bribe inMonopolymoney –They’re notplaying games.Don’t ask if youcan “negotiate”the fine like it’sa yard sale –“How about $10for the ticket?”Don’t actsurprised –“Wait, youpulled MEover? Are yousure?”Don’t suggestyou and theofficer shouldtrade places –They’ve got ajob to do.Don't start ahigh speedchase – It isnot GTADon’t tell themyou were “justtrying to beatthe light” –They’ve heardthat one.Don’t ask ifyou’re on"Cops" – Theyprobably don’twant to befamous today.Don’t offer themsnacks –"Officer, wouldyou like agranola bar?"Really?Don’t start animpromptu rapbattle – It's notthe time foryour “freestyleskills.”Don’t ask fora selfie –They’re not inthe mood forphoto ops.Don’t ask ifyou’re getting a“gold star” forobeying the law– It’s not areward program.Don’t ask themto “chill” and letyou off the hook– They’re notyour buddy.Don’t startexplaining yourentire life story– “Well, officer,it all started in1992…”Don’t say “Ithought youwere pullingover someoneelse” – Theydidn’t!Don’t startquoting Fast &Furious movies– “This isfamily, officer!”Don’t try to sneakin a dance moveto “impress” them– “Watch thismoonwalk,officer!”Don’t offer theofficer a ride tothe station –They’re alreadyworkingDon’tdramaticallypoint at yourpassenger – “Itwas their fault!”(Not cool.)Don’t suggestyou both go getcoffee and talkit over – It’s nota coffee date.Don’t ask if youcan do a “coolburnout” as athank you –They’re alreadyjudging you.Don’t immediatelystart playing “Don’tStop Believin’” –It’s not your themesong right now.Don’t ask ifthe siren isjust for show– It’s real,and it's loud.Don’t startsinging "BadBoys" – It’sbeen done, andit's not helping.Don’t try tostart a slow-motion chase– You’re notin a movie.Don’t offer thema bribe inMonopolymoney –They’re notplaying games.Don’t ask if youcan “negotiate”the fine like it’sa yard sale –“How about $10for the ticket?”Don’t actsurprised –“Wait, youpulled MEover? Are yousure?”Don’t suggestyou and theofficer shouldtrade places –They’ve got ajob to do.Don't start ahigh speedchase – It isnot GTA

What Not to do when pulled over - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Don’t tell them you were “just trying to beat the light” – They’ve heard that one.
  2. Don’t ask if you’re on "Cops" – They probably don’t want to be famous today.
  3. Don’t offer them snacks – "Officer, would you like a granola bar?" Really?
  4. Don’t start an impromptu rap battle – It's not the time for your “freestyle skills.”
  5. Don’t ask for a selfie – They’re not in the mood for photo ops.
  6. Don’t ask if you’re getting a “gold star” for obeying the law – It’s not a reward program.
  7. Don’t ask them to “chill” and let you off the hook – They’re not your buddy.
  8. Don’t start explaining your entire life story – “Well, officer, it all started in 1992…”
  9. Don’t say “I thought you were pulling over someone else” – They didn’t!
  10. Don’t start quoting Fast & Furious movies – “This is family, officer!”
  11. Don’t try to sneak in a dance move to “impress” them – “Watch this moonwalk, officer!”
  12. Don’t offer the officer a ride to the station – They’re already working
  13. Don’t dramatically point at your passenger – “It was their fault!” (Not cool.)
  14. Don’t suggest you both go get coffee and talk it over – It’s not a coffee date.
  15. Don’t ask if you can do a “cool burnout” as a thank you – They’re already judging you.
  16. Don’t immediately start playing “Don’t Stop Believin’” – It’s not your theme song right now.
  17. Don’t ask if the siren is just for show – It’s real, and it's loud.
  18. Don’t start singing "Bad Boys" – It’s been done, and it's not helping.
  19. Don’t try to start a slow-motion chase – You’re not in a movie.
  20. Don’t offer them a bribe in Monopoly money – They’re not playing games.
  21. Don’t ask if you can “negotiate” the fine like it’s a yard sale – “How about $10 for the ticket?”
  22. Don’t act surprised – “Wait, you pulled ME over? Are you sure?”
  23. Don’t suggest you and the officer should trade places – They’ve got a job to do.
  24. Don't start a high speed chase – It is not GTA