Don’t actsurprised –“Wait, youpulled MEover? Are yousure?”Don’t ask ifyou’re getting a“gold star” forobeying the law– It’s not areward program.Don’t offer themsnacks –"Officer, wouldyou like agranola bar?"Really?Don’t offer theofficer a ride tothe station –They’re alreadyworkingDon’t immediatelystart playing “Don’tStop Believin’” –It’s not your themesong right now.Don’t ask ifyou’re on"Cops" – Theyprobably don’twant to befamous today.Don’t ask themto “chill” and letyou off the hook– They’re notyour buddy.Don’t startsinging "BadBoys" – It’sbeen done, andit's not helping.Don’t ask if youcan “negotiate”the fine like it’sa yard sale –“How about $10for the ticket?”Don’tdramaticallypoint at yourpassenger – “Itwas their fault!”(Not cool.)Don’t tell themyou were “justtrying to beatthe light” –They’ve heardthat one.Don’t try tostart a slow-motion chase– You’re notin a movie.Don’t ask ifthe siren isjust for show– It’s real,and it's loud.Don’t offer thema bribe inMonopolymoney –They’re notplaying games.Don’t suggestyou both go getcoffee and talkit over – It’s nota coffee date.Don’t suggestyou and theofficer shouldtrade places –They’ve got ajob to do.Don’t say “Ithought youwere pullingover someoneelse” – Theydidn’t!Don’t ask fora selfie –They’re not inthe mood forphoto ops.Don’t try to sneakin a dance moveto “impress” them– “Watch thismoonwalk,officer!”Don’t ask if youcan do a “coolburnout” as athank you –They’re alreadyjudging you.Don't start ahigh speedchase – It isnot GTADon’t startexplaining yourentire life story– “Well, officer,it all started in1992…”Don’t start animpromptu rapbattle – It's notthe time foryour “freestyleskills.”Don’t startquoting Fast &Furious movies– “This isfamily, officer!”Don’t actsurprised –“Wait, youpulled MEover? Are yousure?”Don’t ask ifyou’re getting a“gold star” forobeying the law– It’s not areward program.Don’t offer themsnacks –"Officer, wouldyou like agranola bar?"Really?Don’t offer theofficer a ride tothe station –They’re alreadyworkingDon’t immediatelystart playing “Don’tStop Believin’” –It’s not your themesong right now.Don’t ask ifyou’re on"Cops" – Theyprobably don’twant to befamous today.Don’t ask themto “chill” and letyou off the hook– They’re notyour buddy.Don’t startsinging "BadBoys" – It’sbeen done, andit's not helping.Don’t ask if youcan “negotiate”the fine like it’sa yard sale –“How about $10for the ticket?”Don’tdramaticallypoint at yourpassenger – “Itwas their fault!”(Not cool.)Don’t tell themyou were “justtrying to beatthe light” –They’ve heardthat one.Don’t try tostart a slow-motion chase– You’re notin a movie.Don’t ask ifthe siren isjust for show– It’s real,and it's loud.Don’t offer thema bribe inMonopolymoney –They’re notplaying games.Don’t suggestyou both go getcoffee and talkit over – It’s nota coffee date.Don’t suggestyou and theofficer shouldtrade places –They’ve got ajob to do.Don’t say “Ithought youwere pullingover someoneelse” – Theydidn’t!Don’t ask fora selfie –They’re not inthe mood forphoto ops.Don’t try to sneakin a dance moveto “impress” them– “Watch thismoonwalk,officer!”Don’t ask if youcan do a “coolburnout” as athank you –They’re alreadyjudging you.Don't start ahigh speedchase – It isnot GTADon’t startexplaining yourentire life story– “Well, officer,it all started in1992…”Don’t start animpromptu rapbattle – It's notthe time foryour “freestyleskills.”Don’t startquoting Fast &Furious movies– “This isfamily, officer!”

What Not to do when pulled over - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Don’t act surprised – “Wait, you pulled ME over? Are you sure?”
  2. Don’t ask if you’re getting a “gold star” for obeying the law – It’s not a reward program.
  3. Don’t offer them snacks – "Officer, would you like a granola bar?" Really?
  4. Don’t offer the officer a ride to the station – They’re already working
  5. Don’t immediately start playing “Don’t Stop Believin’” – It’s not your theme song right now.
  6. Don’t ask if you’re on "Cops" – They probably don’t want to be famous today.
  7. Don’t ask them to “chill” and let you off the hook – They’re not your buddy.
  8. Don’t start singing "Bad Boys" – It’s been done, and it's not helping.
  9. Don’t ask if you can “negotiate” the fine like it’s a yard sale – “How about $10 for the ticket?”
  10. Don’t dramatically point at your passenger – “It was their fault!” (Not cool.)
  11. Don’t tell them you were “just trying to beat the light” – They’ve heard that one.
  12. Don’t try to start a slow-motion chase – You’re not in a movie.
  13. Don’t ask if the siren is just for show – It’s real, and it's loud.
  14. Don’t offer them a bribe in Monopoly money – They’re not playing games.
  15. Don’t suggest you both go get coffee and talk it over – It’s not a coffee date.
  16. Don’t suggest you and the officer should trade places – They’ve got a job to do.
  17. Don’t say “I thought you were pulling over someone else” – They didn’t!
  18. Don’t ask for a selfie – They’re not in the mood for photo ops.
  19. Don’t try to sneak in a dance move to “impress” them – “Watch this moonwalk, officer!”
  20. Don’t ask if you can do a “cool burnout” as a thank you – They’re already judging you.
  21. Don't start a high speed chase – It is not GTA
  22. Don’t start explaining your entire life story – “Well, officer, it all started in 1992…”
  23. Don’t start an impromptu rap battle – It's not the time for your “freestyle skills.”
  24. Don’t start quoting Fast & Furious movies – “This is family, officer!”