Don’t startsinging "BadBoys" – It’sbeen done, andit's not helping.Don’t immediatelystart playing “Don’tStop Believin’” –It’s not your themesong right now.Don’t actsurprised –“Wait, youpulled MEover? Are yousure?”Don’t ask ifyou’re getting a“gold star” forobeying the law– It’s not areward program.Don’t ask ifyou’re on"Cops" – Theyprobably don’twant to befamous today.Don’t offer theofficer a ride tothe station –They’re alreadyworkingDon’t ask fora selfie –They’re not inthe mood forphoto ops.Don’t try tostart a slow-motion chase– You’re notin a movie.Don’t say “Ithought youwere pullingover someoneelse” – Theydidn’t!Don’t ask themto “chill” and letyou off the hook– They’re notyour buddy.Don’t tell themyou were “justtrying to beatthe light” –They’ve heardthat one.Don’t suggestyou and theofficer shouldtrade places –They’ve got ajob to do.Don’t startquoting Fast &Furious movies– “This isfamily, officer!”Don’t suggestyou both go getcoffee and talkit over – It’s nota coffee date.Don’t ask if youcan “negotiate”the fine like it’sa yard sale –“How about $10for the ticket?”Don’t offer themsnacks –"Officer, wouldyou like agranola bar?"Really?Don’t ask ifthe siren isjust for show– It’s real,and it's loud.Don’t offer thema bribe inMonopolymoney –They’re notplaying games.Don’tdramaticallypoint at yourpassenger – “Itwas their fault!”(Not cool.)Don’t ask if youcan do a “coolburnout” as athank you –They’re alreadyjudging you.Don’t try to sneakin a dance moveto “impress” them– “Watch thismoonwalk,officer!”Don’t start animpromptu rapbattle – It's notthe time foryour “freestyleskills.”Don’t startexplaining yourentire life story– “Well, officer,it all started in1992…”Don't start ahigh speedchase – It isnot GTADon’t startsinging "BadBoys" – It’sbeen done, andit's not helping.Don’t immediatelystart playing “Don’tStop Believin’” –It’s not your themesong right now.Don’t actsurprised –“Wait, youpulled MEover? Are yousure?”Don’t ask ifyou’re getting a“gold star” forobeying the law– It’s not areward program.Don’t ask ifyou’re on"Cops" – Theyprobably don’twant to befamous today.Don’t offer theofficer a ride tothe station –They’re alreadyworkingDon’t ask fora selfie –They’re not inthe mood forphoto ops.Don’t try tostart a slow-motion chase– You’re notin a movie.Don’t say “Ithought youwere pullingover someoneelse” – Theydidn’t!Don’t ask themto “chill” and letyou off the hook– They’re notyour buddy.Don’t tell themyou were “justtrying to beatthe light” –They’ve heardthat one.Don’t suggestyou and theofficer shouldtrade places –They’ve got ajob to do.Don’t startquoting Fast &Furious movies– “This isfamily, officer!”Don’t suggestyou both go getcoffee and talkit over – It’s nota coffee date.Don’t ask if youcan “negotiate”the fine like it’sa yard sale –“How about $10for the ticket?”Don’t offer themsnacks –"Officer, wouldyou like agranola bar?"Really?Don’t ask ifthe siren isjust for show– It’s real,and it's loud.Don’t offer thema bribe inMonopolymoney –They’re notplaying games.Don’tdramaticallypoint at yourpassenger – “Itwas their fault!”(Not cool.)Don’t ask if youcan do a “coolburnout” as athank you –They’re alreadyjudging you.Don’t try to sneakin a dance moveto “impress” them– “Watch thismoonwalk,officer!”Don’t start animpromptu rapbattle – It's notthe time foryour “freestyleskills.”Don’t startexplaining yourentire life story– “Well, officer,it all started in1992…”Don't start ahigh speedchase – It isnot GTA

What Not to do when pulled over - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Don’t start singing "Bad Boys" – It’s been done, and it's not helping.
  2. Don’t immediately start playing “Don’t Stop Believin’” – It’s not your theme song right now.
  3. Don’t act surprised – “Wait, you pulled ME over? Are you sure?”
  4. Don’t ask if you’re getting a “gold star” for obeying the law – It’s not a reward program.
  5. Don’t ask if you’re on "Cops" – They probably don’t want to be famous today.
  6. Don’t offer the officer a ride to the station – They’re already working
  7. Don’t ask for a selfie – They’re not in the mood for photo ops.
  8. Don’t try to start a slow-motion chase – You’re not in a movie.
  9. Don’t say “I thought you were pulling over someone else” – They didn’t!
  10. Don’t ask them to “chill” and let you off the hook – They’re not your buddy.
  11. Don’t tell them you were “just trying to beat the light” – They’ve heard that one.
  12. Don’t suggest you and the officer should trade places – They’ve got a job to do.
  13. Don’t start quoting Fast & Furious movies – “This is family, officer!”
  14. Don’t suggest you both go get coffee and talk it over – It’s not a coffee date.
  15. Don’t ask if you can “negotiate” the fine like it’s a yard sale – “How about $10 for the ticket?”
  16. Don’t offer them snacks – "Officer, would you like a granola bar?" Really?
  17. Don’t ask if the siren is just for show – It’s real, and it's loud.
  18. Don’t offer them a bribe in Monopoly money – They’re not playing games.
  19. Don’t dramatically point at your passenger – “It was their fault!” (Not cool.)
  20. Don’t ask if you can do a “cool burnout” as a thank you – They’re already judging you.
  21. Don’t try to sneak in a dance move to “impress” them – “Watch this moonwalk, officer!”
  22. Don’t start an impromptu rap battle – It's not the time for your “freestyle skills.”
  23. Don’t start explaining your entire life story – “Well, officer, it all started in 1992…”
  24. Don't start a high speed chase – It is not GTA