2026 20262026 20262026 2026500 usdollarsa kirbythat looksokay Iguesswe allwonder wtfgamefreakis thinkingasomehowworse dealto NSONEW ZELDA...isunderwhelming(to the tuneof "shots")ports portsports portsports portsgame basedon mariomovieaesthetic orsomethinghardwaregimmickgame to gowith hardwaregimmick (e.g.1-2 switch, wiisports)splatoon4: we stilllove turfwarsthe corpseof star foxis strikedonce againmicrosoftofferingsomething for'we're goodguys' postPaper MarioTTYD: Luigisidequestadded (hey leta man dream)an absurdamount of timeon somethingno one caresaboutDefinitiveEditiona niche IPis minedfornostalgiathird-partygames thatcame out over5 years ago onother consolesGoldenSun(LOL)somehow,even moreexpensivecontrollersSmashbut stillwith badinternetan IP weall forgotaboutnotmuchvarietyfire emblem 4remake (look,we can't JUSThave cynicismon here)2026 20262026 20262026 2026500 usdollarsa kirbythat looksokay Iguesswe allwonder wtfgamefreakis thinkingasomehowworse dealto NSONEW ZELDA...isunderwhelming(to the tuneof "shots")ports portsports portsports portsgame basedon mariomovieaesthetic orsomethinghardwaregimmickgame to gowith hardwaregimmick (e.g.1-2 switch, wiisports)splatoon4: we stilllove turfwarsthe corpseof star foxis strikedonce againmicrosoftofferingsomething for'we're goodguys' postPaper MarioTTYD: Luigisidequestadded (hey leta man dream)an absurdamount of timeon somethingno one caresaboutDefinitiveEditiona niche IPis minedfornostalgiathird-partygames thatcame out over5 years ago onother consolesGoldenSun(LOL)somehow,even moreexpensivecontrollersSmashbut stillwith badinternetan IP weall forgotaboutnotmuchvarietyfire emblem 4remake (look,we can't JUSThave cynicismon here)

nintendo switch 2 cynical bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. 2026 2026 2026 2026 2026 2026
  2. 500 us dollars
  3. a kirby that looks okay I guess
  4. we all wonder wtf gamefreak is thinking
  5. a somehow worse deal to NSO
  6. NEW ZELDA... is underwhelming
  7. (to the tune of "shots") ports ports ports ports ports ports
  8. game based on mario movie aesthetic or something
  9. hardware gimmick
  10. game to go with hardware gimmick (e.g. 1-2 switch, wii sports)
  11. splatoon 4: we still love turf wars
  12. the corpse of star fox is striked once again
  13. microsoft offering something for 'we're good guys' post
  14. Paper Mario TTYD: Luigi sidequest added (hey let a man dream)
  15. an absurd amount of time on something no one cares about
  16. Definitive Edition
  17. a niche IP is mined for nostalgia
  18. third-party games that came out over 5 years ago on other consoles
  19. Golden Sun (LOL)
  20. somehow, even more expensive controllers
  21. Smash but still with bad internet
  22. an IP we all forgot about
  23. not much variety
  24. fire emblem 4 remake (look, we can't JUST have cynicism on here)