an absurdamount of timeon somethingno one caresaboutPaper MarioTTYD: Luigisidequestadded (hey leta man dream)asomehowworse dealto NSOGoldenSun(LOL)NEW ZELDA...isunderwhelmingSmashbut stillwith badinternetnotmuchvariety2026 20262026 20262026 2026DefinitiveEditionwe allwonder wtfgamefreakis thinkingan IP weall forgotaboutthe corpseof star foxis strikedonce againsplatoon4: we stilllove turfwarsmicrosoftofferingsomething for'we're goodguys' postthird-partygames thatcame out over5 years ago onother consoleshardwaregimmick500 usdollarssomehow,even moreexpensivecontrollersfire emblem 4remake (look,we can't JUSThave cynicismon here)game basedon mariomovieaesthetic orsomethinga niche IPis minedfornostalgiagame to gowith hardwaregimmick (e.g.1-2 switch, wiisports)a kirbythat looksokay Iguess(to the tuneof "shots")ports portsports portsports portsan absurdamount of timeon somethingno one caresaboutPaper MarioTTYD: Luigisidequestadded (hey leta man dream)asomehowworse dealto NSOGoldenSun(LOL)NEW ZELDA...isunderwhelmingSmashbut stillwith badinternetnotmuchvariety2026 20262026 20262026 2026DefinitiveEditionwe allwonder wtfgamefreakis thinkingan IP weall forgotaboutthe corpseof star foxis strikedonce againsplatoon4: we stilllove turfwarsmicrosoftofferingsomething for'we're goodguys' postthird-partygames thatcame out over5 years ago onother consoleshardwaregimmick500 usdollarssomehow,even moreexpensivecontrollersfire emblem 4remake (look,we can't JUSThave cynicismon here)game basedon mariomovieaesthetic orsomethinga niche IPis minedfornostalgiagame to gowith hardwaregimmick (e.g.1-2 switch, wiisports)a kirbythat looksokay Iguess(to the tuneof "shots")ports portsports portsports ports

nintendo switch 2 cynical bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. an absurd amount of time on something no one cares about
  2. Paper Mario TTYD: Luigi sidequest added (hey let a man dream)
  3. a somehow worse deal to NSO
  4. Golden Sun (LOL)
  5. NEW ZELDA... is underwhelming
  6. Smash but still with bad internet
  7. not much variety
  8. 2026 2026 2026 2026 2026 2026
  9. Definitive Edition
  10. we all wonder wtf gamefreak is thinking
  11. an IP we all forgot about
  12. the corpse of star fox is striked once again
  13. splatoon 4: we still love turf wars
  14. microsoft offering something for 'we're good guys' post
  15. third-party games that came out over 5 years ago on other consoles
  16. hardware gimmick
  17. 500 us dollars
  18. somehow, even more expensive controllers
  19. fire emblem 4 remake (look, we can't JUST have cynicism on here)
  20. game based on mario movie aesthetic or something
  21. a niche IP is mined for nostalgia
  22. game to go with hardware gimmick (e.g. 1-2 switch, wii sports)
  23. a kirby that looks okay I guess
  24. (to the tune of "shots") ports ports ports ports ports ports