DefinitiveEditionhardwaregimmickan absurdamount of timeon somethingno one caresaboutan IP weall forgotaboutNEW ZELDA...isunderwhelming500 usdollarssomehow,even moreexpensivecontrollersSmashbut stillwith badinternetmicrosoftofferingsomething for'we're goodguys' postthe corpseof star foxis strikedonce againnotmuchvarietywe allwonder wtfgamefreakis thinkingsplatoon4: we stilllove turfwarsgame basedon mariomovieaesthetic orsomethinga niche IPis minedfornostalgiaPaper MarioTTYD: Luigisidequestadded (hey leta man dream)game to gowith hardwaregimmick (e.g.1-2 switch, wiisports)asomehowworse dealto NSOa kirbythat looksokay Iguessthird-partygames thatcame out over5 years ago onother consolesfire emblem 4remake (look,we can't JUSThave cynicismon here)2026 20262026 20262026 2026GoldenSun(LOL)(to the tuneof "shots")ports portsports portsports portsDefinitiveEditionhardwaregimmickan absurdamount of timeon somethingno one caresaboutan IP weall forgotaboutNEW ZELDA...isunderwhelming500 usdollarssomehow,even moreexpensivecontrollersSmashbut stillwith badinternetmicrosoftofferingsomething for'we're goodguys' postthe corpseof star foxis strikedonce againnotmuchvarietywe allwonder wtfgamefreakis thinkingsplatoon4: we stilllove turfwarsgame basedon mariomovieaesthetic orsomethinga niche IPis minedfornostalgiaPaper MarioTTYD: Luigisidequestadded (hey leta man dream)game to gowith hardwaregimmick (e.g.1-2 switch, wiisports)asomehowworse dealto NSOa kirbythat looksokay Iguessthird-partygames thatcame out over5 years ago onother consolesfire emblem 4remake (look,we can't JUSThave cynicismon here)2026 20262026 20262026 2026GoldenSun(LOL)(to the tuneof "shots")ports portsports portsports ports

nintendo switch 2 cynical bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Definitive Edition
  2. hardware gimmick
  3. an absurd amount of time on something no one cares about
  4. an IP we all forgot about
  5. NEW ZELDA... is underwhelming
  6. 500 us dollars
  7. somehow, even more expensive controllers
  8. Smash but still with bad internet
  9. microsoft offering something for 'we're good guys' post
  10. the corpse of star fox is striked once again
  11. not much variety
  12. we all wonder wtf gamefreak is thinking
  13. splatoon 4: we still love turf wars
  14. game based on mario movie aesthetic or something
  15. a niche IP is mined for nostalgia
  16. Paper Mario TTYD: Luigi sidequest added (hey let a man dream)
  17. game to go with hardware gimmick (e.g. 1-2 switch, wii sports)
  18. a somehow worse deal to NSO
  19. a kirby that looks okay I guess
  20. third-party games that came out over 5 years ago on other consoles
  21. fire emblem 4 remake (look, we can't JUST have cynicism on here)
  22. 2026 2026 2026 2026 2026 2026
  23. Golden Sun (LOL)
  24. (to the tune of "shots") ports ports ports ports ports ports