Smashbut stillwith badinternetfire emblem 4remake (look,we can't JUSThave cynicismon here)notmuchvarietyhardwaregimmickgame to gowith hardwaregimmick (e.g.1-2 switch, wiisports)(to the tuneof "shots")ports portsports portsports portssomehow,even moreexpensivecontrollers2026 20262026 20262026 2026NEW ZELDA...isunderwhelmingthird-partygames thatcame out over5 years ago onother consolesGoldenSun(LOL)an IP weall forgotaboutgame basedon mariomovieaesthetic orsomethinga niche IPis minedfornostalgiaa kirbythat looksokay Iguesswe allwonder wtfgamefreakis thinkingsplatoon4: we stilllove turfwarsthe corpseof star foxis strikedonce againan absurdamount of timeon somethingno one caresaboutDefinitiveEdition500 usdollarsasomehowworse dealto NSOmicrosoftofferingsomething for'we're goodguys' postPaper MarioTTYD: Luigisidequestadded (hey leta man dream)Smashbut stillwith badinternetfire emblem 4remake (look,we can't JUSThave cynicismon here)notmuchvarietyhardwaregimmickgame to gowith hardwaregimmick (e.g.1-2 switch, wiisports)(to the tuneof "shots")ports portsports portsports portssomehow,even moreexpensivecontrollers2026 20262026 20262026 2026NEW ZELDA...isunderwhelmingthird-partygames thatcame out over5 years ago onother consolesGoldenSun(LOL)an IP weall forgotaboutgame basedon mariomovieaesthetic orsomethinga niche IPis minedfornostalgiaa kirbythat looksokay Iguesswe allwonder wtfgamefreakis thinkingsplatoon4: we stilllove turfwarsthe corpseof star foxis strikedonce againan absurdamount of timeon somethingno one caresaboutDefinitiveEdition500 usdollarsasomehowworse dealto NSOmicrosoftofferingsomething for'we're goodguys' postPaper MarioTTYD: Luigisidequestadded (hey leta man dream)

nintendo switch 2 cynical bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Smash but still with bad internet
  2. fire emblem 4 remake (look, we can't JUST have cynicism on here)
  3. not much variety
  4. hardware gimmick
  5. game to go with hardware gimmick (e.g. 1-2 switch, wii sports)
  6. (to the tune of "shots") ports ports ports ports ports ports
  7. somehow, even more expensive controllers
  8. 2026 2026 2026 2026 2026 2026
  9. NEW ZELDA... is underwhelming
  10. third-party games that came out over 5 years ago on other consoles
  11. Golden Sun (LOL)
  12. an IP we all forgot about
  13. game based on mario movie aesthetic or something
  14. a niche IP is mined for nostalgia
  15. a kirby that looks okay I guess
  16. we all wonder wtf gamefreak is thinking
  17. splatoon 4: we still love turf wars
  18. the corpse of star fox is striked once again
  19. an absurd amount of time on something no one cares about
  20. Definitive Edition
  21. 500 us dollars
  22. a somehow worse deal to NSO
  23. microsoft offering something for 'we're good guys' post
  24. Paper Mario TTYD: Luigi sidequest added (hey let a man dream)