They decideto assigndesks toeveryoneNoparkingGetRIFedDecideRTO isterrible andget rid of itMake usscan ourcards whenwe leaveMassexodus ofleadershipInternetcompletelyshutsdownOverhear asupervisor callthat youdefinitelyshouldn't haveAnotherfork inthe roadPolygraphtests foreveryoneTeamscall onspeakerAttackedby aturkeyObviousHatch ActviolationAccused ofhaving"neighborhoods"They makeus WFHwhile theyredo thebullpenTold tostop usingr/fednewsfor infoMicrowavebreaksAt least 10peopletalking ondifferentcallsLegionnaire'soutbreakYourlunch getsstolenElonMuskinvadesT-Mobileusersfinally getserviceOverheara superpersonalcallSomeonestarts afightNoheat orACWe getdividersfor ourdesksNosepickingWeactuallyclean outthe desks"IT"happensBug ormouseinfestationYourreservedseat doesn'thave theright IT setupF1 showsup(again)Cambridgeoffice getssoldCOVIDoutbreakSomeonewalksaroundbarefootThereservationportal isaccurateTry to killus throughCOpoisoningFiremarshalgetscalledMoreasbestosis foundThey decideto assigndesks toeveryoneNoparkingGetRIFedDecideRTO isterrible andget rid of itMake usscan ourcards whenwe leaveMassexodus ofleadershipInternetcompletelyshutsdownOverhear asupervisor callthat youdefinitelyshouldn't haveAnotherfork inthe roadPolygraphtests foreveryoneTeamscall onspeakerAttackedby aturkeyObviousHatch ActviolationAccused ofhaving"neighborhoods"They makeus WFHwhile theyredo thebullpenTold tostop usingr/fednewsfor infoMicrowavebreaksAt least 10peopletalking ondifferentcallsLegionnaire'soutbreakYourlunch getsstolenElonMuskinvadesT-Mobileusersfinally getserviceOverheara superpersonalcallSomeonestarts afightNoheat orACWe getdividersfor ourdesksNosepickingWeactuallyclean outthe desks"IT"happensBug ormouseinfestationYourreservedseat doesn'thave theright IT setupF1 showsup(again)Cambridgeoffice getssoldCOVIDoutbreakSomeonewalksaroundbarefootThereservationportal isaccurateTry to killus throughCOpoisoningFiremarshalgetscalledMoreasbestosis found

The FEMA Apocalypse: RTO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. They decide to assign desks to everyone
  2. No parking
  3. Get RIFed
  4. Decide RTO is terrible and get rid of it
  5. Make us scan our cards when we leave
  6. Mass exodus of leadership
  7. Internet completely shuts down
  8. Overhear a supervisor call that you definitely shouldn't have
  9. Another fork in the road
  10. Polygraph tests for everyone
  11. Teams call on speaker
  12. Attacked by a turkey
  13. Obvious Hatch Act violation
  14. Accused of having "neighborhoods"
  15. They make us WFH while they redo the bullpen
  16. Told to stop using r/fednews for info
  17. Microwave breaks
  18. At least 10 people talking on different calls
  19. Legionnaire's outbreak
  20. Your lunch gets stolen
  21. Elon Musk invades
  22. T-Mobile users finally get service
  23. Overhear a super personal call
  24. Someone starts a fight
  25. No heat or AC
  26. We get dividers for our desks
  27. Nose picking
  28. We actually clean out the desks
  29. "IT" happens
  30. Bug or mouse infestation
  31. Your reserved seat doesn't have the right IT setup
  32. F1 shows up (again)
  33. Cambridge office gets sold
  34. COVID outbreak
  35. Someone walks around barefoot
  36. The reservation portal is accurate
  37. Try to kill us through CO poisoning
  38. Fire marshal gets called
  39. More asbestos is found