Weactuallyclean outthe desksAccused ofhaving"neighborhoods"Overheara superpersonalcallObviousHatch ActviolationTold tostop usingr/fednewsfor infoYourlunch getsstolenInternetcompletelyshutsdownYourreservedseat doesn'thave theright IT setupCambridgeoffice getssoldThey decideto assigndesks toeveryoneSomeonewalksaroundbarefootThereservationportal isaccurateCOVIDoutbreakFiremarshalgetscalledNosepickingElonMuskinvadesLegionnaire'soutbreakNoparkingNoheat orACSomeonestarts afightMoreasbestosis foundThey makeus WFHwhile theyredo thebullpenMassexodus ofleadershipAttackedby aturkeyMake usscan ourcards whenwe leaveT-Mobileusersfinally getserviceTeamscall onspeakerBug ormouseinfestationAt least 10peopletalking ondifferentcallsMicrowavebreaksGetRIFed"IT"happensPolygraphtests foreveryoneDecideRTO isterrible andget rid of itAnotherfork inthe roadTry to killus throughCOpoisoningOverhear asupervisor callthat youdefinitelyshouldn't haveWe getdividersfor ourdesksF1 showsup(again)Weactuallyclean outthe desksAccused ofhaving"neighborhoods"Overheara superpersonalcallObviousHatch ActviolationTold tostop usingr/fednewsfor infoYourlunch getsstolenInternetcompletelyshutsdownYourreservedseat doesn'thave theright IT setupCambridgeoffice getssoldThey decideto assigndesks toeveryoneSomeonewalksaroundbarefootThereservationportal isaccurateCOVIDoutbreakFiremarshalgetscalledNosepickingElonMuskinvadesLegionnaire'soutbreakNoparkingNoheat orACSomeonestarts afightMoreasbestosis foundThey makeus WFHwhile theyredo thebullpenMassexodus ofleadershipAttackedby aturkeyMake usscan ourcards whenwe leaveT-Mobileusersfinally getserviceTeamscall onspeakerBug ormouseinfestationAt least 10peopletalking ondifferentcallsMicrowavebreaksGetRIFed"IT"happensPolygraphtests foreveryoneDecideRTO isterrible andget rid of itAnotherfork inthe roadTry to killus throughCOpoisoningOverhear asupervisor callthat youdefinitelyshouldn't haveWe getdividersfor ourdesksF1 showsup(again)

The FEMA Apocalypse: RTO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. We actually clean out the desks
  2. Accused of having "neighborhoods"
  3. Overhear a super personal call
  4. Obvious Hatch Act violation
  5. Told to stop using r/fednews for info
  6. Your lunch gets stolen
  7. Internet completely shuts down
  8. Your reserved seat doesn't have the right IT setup
  9. Cambridge office gets sold
  10. They decide to assign desks to everyone
  11. Someone walks around barefoot
  12. The reservation portal is accurate
  13. COVID outbreak
  14. Fire marshal gets called
  15. Nose picking
  16. Elon Musk invades
  17. Legionnaire's outbreak
  18. No parking
  19. No heat or AC
  20. Someone starts a fight
  21. More asbestos is found
  22. They make us WFH while they redo the bullpen
  23. Mass exodus of leadership
  24. Attacked by a turkey
  25. Make us scan our cards when we leave
  26. T-Mobile users finally get service
  27. Teams call on speaker
  28. Bug or mouse infestation
  29. At least 10 people talking on different calls
  30. Microwave breaks
  31. Get RIFed
  32. "IT" happens
  33. Polygraph tests for everyone
  34. Decide RTO is terrible and get rid of it
  35. Another fork in the road
  36. Try to kill us through CO poisoning
  37. Overhear a supervisor call that you definitely shouldn't have
  38. We get dividers for our desks
  39. F1 shows up (again)