"IT"happensTeamscall onspeakerPolygraphtests foreveryoneWeactuallyclean outthe desksLegionnaire'soutbreakCambridgeoffice getssoldThereservationportal isaccurateAccused ofhaving"neighborhoods"InternetcompletelyshutsdownTry to killus throughCOpoisoningMoreasbestosis foundThey makeus WFHwhile theyredo thebullpenAttackedby aturkeyDecideRTO isterrible andget rid of itAt least 10peopletalking ondifferentcallsFiremarshalgetscalledNosepickingSomeonewalksaroundbarefootOverhear asupervisor callthat youdefinitelyshouldn't haveCOVIDoutbreakMake usscan ourcards whenwe leaveOverheara superpersonalcallGetRIFedWe getdividersfor ourdesksAnotherfork inthe roadNoparkingTold tostop usingr/fednewsfor infoYourreservedseat doesn'thave theright IT setupT-Mobileusersfinally getserviceThey decideto assigndesks toeveryoneBug ormouseinfestationMassexodus ofleadershipMicrowavebreaksYourlunch getsstolenElonMuskinvadesObviousHatch ActviolationF1 showsup(again)Someonestarts afightNoheat orAC"IT"happensTeamscall onspeakerPolygraphtests foreveryoneWeactuallyclean outthe desksLegionnaire'soutbreakCambridgeoffice getssoldThereservationportal isaccurateAccused ofhaving"neighborhoods"InternetcompletelyshutsdownTry to killus throughCOpoisoningMoreasbestosis foundThey makeus WFHwhile theyredo thebullpenAttackedby aturkeyDecideRTO isterrible andget rid of itAt least 10peopletalking ondifferentcallsFiremarshalgetscalledNosepickingSomeonewalksaroundbarefootOverhear asupervisor callthat youdefinitelyshouldn't haveCOVIDoutbreakMake usscan ourcards whenwe leaveOverheara superpersonalcallGetRIFedWe getdividersfor ourdesksAnotherfork inthe roadNoparkingTold tostop usingr/fednewsfor infoYourreservedseat doesn'thave theright IT setupT-Mobileusersfinally getserviceThey decideto assigndesks toeveryoneBug ormouseinfestationMassexodus ofleadershipMicrowavebreaksYourlunch getsstolenElonMuskinvadesObviousHatch ActviolationF1 showsup(again)Someonestarts afightNoheat orAC

The FEMA Apocalypse: RTO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "IT" happens
  2. Teams call on speaker
  3. Polygraph tests for everyone
  4. We actually clean out the desks
  5. Legionnaire's outbreak
  6. Cambridge office gets sold
  7. The reservation portal is accurate
  8. Accused of having "neighborhoods"
  9. Internet completely shuts down
  10. Try to kill us through CO poisoning
  11. More asbestos is found
  12. They make us WFH while they redo the bullpen
  13. Attacked by a turkey
  14. Decide RTO is terrible and get rid of it
  15. At least 10 people talking on different calls
  16. Fire marshal gets called
  17. Nose picking
  18. Someone walks around barefoot
  19. Overhear a supervisor call that you definitely shouldn't have
  20. COVID outbreak
  21. Make us scan our cards when we leave
  22. Overhear a super personal call
  23. Get RIFed
  24. We get dividers for our desks
  25. Another fork in the road
  26. No parking
  27. Told to stop using r/fednews for info
  28. Your reserved seat doesn't have the right IT setup
  29. T-Mobile users finally get service
  30. They decide to assign desks to everyone
  31. Bug or mouse infestation
  32. Mass exodus of leadership
  33. Microwave breaks
  34. Your lunch gets stolen
  35. Elon Musk invades
  36. Obvious Hatch Act violation
  37. F1 shows up (again)
  38. Someone starts a fight
  39. No heat or AC