Weactuallyclean outthe desksMicrowavebreaksYourreservedseat doesn'thave theright IT setupMake usscan ourcards whenwe leave"IT"happensMoreasbestosis foundNoheat orACFiremarshalgetscalledAnotherfork inthe roadYourlunch getsstolenCambridgeoffice getssoldAccused ofhaving"neighborhoods"GetRIFedThey decideto assigndesks toeveryoneElonMuskinvadesNoparkingAttackedby aturkeyCOVIDoutbreakTry to killus throughCOpoisoningSomeonewalksaroundbarefootF1 showsup(again)Thereservationportal isaccurateLegionnaire'soutbreakT-Mobileusersfinally getserviceWe getdividersfor ourdesksTeamscall onspeakerObviousHatch ActviolationThey makeus WFHwhile theyredo thebullpenSomeonestarts afightPolygraphtests foreveryoneTold tostop usingr/fednewsfor infoOverhear asupervisor callthat youdefinitelyshouldn't haveOverheara superpersonalcallInternetcompletelyshutsdownMassexodus ofleadershipNosepickingAt least 10peopletalking ondifferentcallsDecideRTO isterrible andget rid of itBug ormouseinfestationWeactuallyclean outthe desksMicrowavebreaksYourreservedseat doesn'thave theright IT setupMake usscan ourcards whenwe leave"IT"happensMoreasbestosis foundNoheat orACFiremarshalgetscalledAnotherfork inthe roadYourlunch getsstolenCambridgeoffice getssoldAccused ofhaving"neighborhoods"GetRIFedThey decideto assigndesks toeveryoneElonMuskinvadesNoparkingAttackedby aturkeyCOVIDoutbreakTry to killus throughCOpoisoningSomeonewalksaroundbarefootF1 showsup(again)Thereservationportal isaccurateLegionnaire'soutbreakT-Mobileusersfinally getserviceWe getdividersfor ourdesksTeamscall onspeakerObviousHatch ActviolationThey makeus WFHwhile theyredo thebullpenSomeonestarts afightPolygraphtests foreveryoneTold tostop usingr/fednewsfor infoOverhear asupervisor callthat youdefinitelyshouldn't haveOverheara superpersonalcallInternetcompletelyshutsdownMassexodus ofleadershipNosepickingAt least 10peopletalking ondifferentcallsDecideRTO isterrible andget rid of itBug ormouseinfestation

The FEMA Apocalypse: RTO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. We actually clean out the desks
  2. Microwave breaks
  3. Your reserved seat doesn't have the right IT setup
  4. Make us scan our cards when we leave
  5. "IT" happens
  6. More asbestos is found
  7. No heat or AC
  8. Fire marshal gets called
  9. Another fork in the road
  10. Your lunch gets stolen
  11. Cambridge office gets sold
  12. Accused of having "neighborhoods"
  13. Get RIFed
  14. They decide to assign desks to everyone
  15. Elon Musk invades
  16. No parking
  17. Attacked by a turkey
  18. COVID outbreak
  19. Try to kill us through CO poisoning
  20. Someone walks around barefoot
  21. F1 shows up (again)
  22. The reservation portal is accurate
  23. Legionnaire's outbreak
  24. T-Mobile users finally get service
  25. We get dividers for our desks
  26. Teams call on speaker
  27. Obvious Hatch Act violation
  28. They make us WFH while they redo the bullpen
  29. Someone starts a fight
  30. Polygraph tests for everyone
  31. Told to stop using r/fednews for info
  32. Overhear a supervisor call that you definitely shouldn't have
  33. Overhear a super personal call
  34. Internet completely shuts down
  35. Mass exodus of leadership
  36. Nose picking
  37. At least 10 people talking on different calls
  38. Decide RTO is terrible and get rid of it
  39. Bug or mouse infestation