They decideto assigndesks toeveryoneOverhear asupervisor callthat youdefinitelyshouldn't haveCOVIDoutbreakMoreasbestosis foundNoheat orACWeactuallyclean outthe desksMicrowavebreaksTry to killus throughCOpoisoningInternetcompletelyshutsdownAt least 10peopletalking ondifferentcallsNosepickingCambridgeoffice getssoldYourlunch getsstolenGetRIFedAttackedby aturkeySomeonestarts afightMake usscan ourcards whenwe leaveT-Mobileusersfinally getserviceNoparkingLegionnaire'soutbreakSomeonewalksaroundbarefootTeamscall onspeakerElonMuskinvadesBug ormouseinfestationThey makeus WFHwhile theyredo thebullpenObviousHatch ActviolationPolygraphtests foreveryoneFiremarshalgetscalledWe getdividersfor ourdesksDecideRTO isterrible andget rid of itOverheara superpersonalcallAnotherfork inthe roadAccused ofhaving"neighborhoods""IT"happensThereservationportal isaccurateTold tostop usingr/fednewsfor infoMassexodus ofleadershipYourreservedseat doesn'thave theright IT setupF1 showsup(again)They decideto assigndesks toeveryoneOverhear asupervisor callthat youdefinitelyshouldn't haveCOVIDoutbreakMoreasbestosis foundNoheat orACWeactuallyclean outthe desksMicrowavebreaksTry to killus throughCOpoisoningInternetcompletelyshutsdownAt least 10peopletalking ondifferentcallsNosepickingCambridgeoffice getssoldYourlunch getsstolenGetRIFedAttackedby aturkeySomeonestarts afightMake usscan ourcards whenwe leaveT-Mobileusersfinally getserviceNoparkingLegionnaire'soutbreakSomeonewalksaroundbarefootTeamscall onspeakerElonMuskinvadesBug ormouseinfestationThey makeus WFHwhile theyredo thebullpenObviousHatch ActviolationPolygraphtests foreveryoneFiremarshalgetscalledWe getdividersfor ourdesksDecideRTO isterrible andget rid of itOverheara superpersonalcallAnotherfork inthe roadAccused ofhaving"neighborhoods""IT"happensThereservationportal isaccurateTold tostop usingr/fednewsfor infoMassexodus ofleadershipYourreservedseat doesn'thave theright IT setupF1 showsup(again)

The FEMA Apocalypse: RTO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. They decide to assign desks to everyone
  2. Overhear a supervisor call that you definitely shouldn't have
  3. COVID outbreak
  4. More asbestos is found
  5. No heat or AC
  6. We actually clean out the desks
  7. Microwave breaks
  8. Try to kill us through CO poisoning
  9. Internet completely shuts down
  10. At least 10 people talking on different calls
  11. Nose picking
  12. Cambridge office gets sold
  13. Your lunch gets stolen
  14. Get RIFed
  15. Attacked by a turkey
  16. Someone starts a fight
  17. Make us scan our cards when we leave
  18. T-Mobile users finally get service
  19. No parking
  20. Legionnaire's outbreak
  21. Someone walks around barefoot
  22. Teams call on speaker
  23. Elon Musk invades
  24. Bug or mouse infestation
  25. They make us WFH while they redo the bullpen
  26. Obvious Hatch Act violation
  27. Polygraph tests for everyone
  28. Fire marshal gets called
  29. We get dividers for our desks
  30. Decide RTO is terrible and get rid of it
  31. Overhear a super personal call
  32. Another fork in the road
  33. Accused of having "neighborhoods"
  34. "IT" happens
  35. The reservation portal is accurate
  36. Told to stop using r/fednews for info
  37. Mass exodus of leadership
  38. Your reserved seat doesn't have the right IT setup
  39. F1 shows up (again)