F1 showsup(again)Overhear asupervisor callthat youdefinitelyshouldn't haveThereservationportal isaccurateCOVIDoutbreakInternetcompletelyshutsdownNoparkingMoreasbestosis foundPolygraphtests foreveryoneTold tostop usingr/fednewsfor infoBug ormouseinfestationTeamscall onspeakerNosepickingYourreservedseat doesn'thave theright IT setupWeactuallyclean outthe desksAnotherfork inthe roadAt least 10peopletalking ondifferentcallsOverheara superpersonalcallGetRIFedMassexodus ofleadershipLegionnaire'soutbreakYourlunch getsstolenThey decideto assigndesks toeveryoneMicrowavebreaksElonMuskinvadesAccused ofhaving"neighborhoods"ObviousHatch ActviolationSomeonestarts afightT-Mobileusersfinally getservice"IT"happensCambridgeoffice getssoldWe getdividersfor ourdesksThey makeus WFHwhile theyredo thebullpenAttackedby aturkeyTry to killus throughCOpoisoningMake usscan ourcards whenwe leaveFiremarshalgetscalledSomeonewalksaroundbarefootDecideRTO isterrible andget rid of itNoheat orACF1 showsup(again)Overhear asupervisor callthat youdefinitelyshouldn't haveThereservationportal isaccurateCOVIDoutbreakInternetcompletelyshutsdownNoparkingMoreasbestosis foundPolygraphtests foreveryoneTold tostop usingr/fednewsfor infoBug ormouseinfestationTeamscall onspeakerNosepickingYourreservedseat doesn'thave theright IT setupWeactuallyclean outthe desksAnotherfork inthe roadAt least 10peopletalking ondifferentcallsOverheara superpersonalcallGetRIFedMassexodus ofleadershipLegionnaire'soutbreakYourlunch getsstolenThey decideto assigndesks toeveryoneMicrowavebreaksElonMuskinvadesAccused ofhaving"neighborhoods"ObviousHatch ActviolationSomeonestarts afightT-Mobileusersfinally getservice"IT"happensCambridgeoffice getssoldWe getdividersfor ourdesksThey makeus WFHwhile theyredo thebullpenAttackedby aturkeyTry to killus throughCOpoisoningMake usscan ourcards whenwe leaveFiremarshalgetscalledSomeonewalksaroundbarefootDecideRTO isterrible andget rid of itNoheat orAC

The FEMA Apocalypse: RTO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. F1 shows up (again)
  2. Overhear a supervisor call that you definitely shouldn't have
  3. The reservation portal is accurate
  4. COVID outbreak
  5. Internet completely shuts down
  6. No parking
  7. More asbestos is found
  8. Polygraph tests for everyone
  9. Told to stop using r/fednews for info
  10. Bug or mouse infestation
  11. Teams call on speaker
  12. Nose picking
  13. Your reserved seat doesn't have the right IT setup
  14. We actually clean out the desks
  15. Another fork in the road
  16. At least 10 people talking on different calls
  17. Overhear a super personal call
  18. Get RIFed
  19. Mass exodus of leadership
  20. Legionnaire's outbreak
  21. Your lunch gets stolen
  22. They decide to assign desks to everyone
  23. Microwave breaks
  24. Elon Musk invades
  25. Accused of having "neighborhoods"
  26. Obvious Hatch Act violation
  27. Someone starts a fight
  28. T-Mobile users finally get service
  29. "IT" happens
  30. Cambridge office gets sold
  31. We get dividers for our desks
  32. They make us WFH while they redo the bullpen
  33. Attacked by a turkey
  34. Try to kill us through CO poisoning
  35. Make us scan our cards when we leave
  36. Fire marshal gets called
  37. Someone walks around barefoot
  38. Decide RTO is terrible and get rid of it
  39. No heat or AC