T-Mobileusersfinally getserviceInternetcompletelyshutsdownTry to killus throughCOpoisoningThereservationportal isaccurateMicrowavebreaksTold tostop usingr/fednewsfor infoYourreservedseat doesn'thave theright IT setupThey makeus WFHwhile theyredo thebullpenDecideRTO isterrible andget rid of itF1 showsup(again)Teamscall onspeakerNoheat orACFiremarshalgetscalledThey decideto assigndesks toeveryoneYourlunch getsstolenObviousHatch ActviolationWeactuallyclean outthe desksCOVIDoutbreakAnotherfork inthe roadMake usscan ourcards whenwe leavePolygraphtests foreveryoneElonMuskinvadesGetRIFed"IT"happensSomeonewalksaroundbarefootCambridgeoffice getssoldMassexodus ofleadershipOverheara superpersonalcallAt least 10peopletalking ondifferentcallsNosepickingAccused ofhaving"neighborhoods"Someonestarts afightBug ormouseinfestationAttackedby aturkeyMoreasbestosis foundWe getdividersfor ourdesksOverhear asupervisor callthat youdefinitelyshouldn't haveLegionnaire'soutbreakNoparkingT-Mobileusersfinally getserviceInternetcompletelyshutsdownTry to killus throughCOpoisoningThereservationportal isaccurateMicrowavebreaksTold tostop usingr/fednewsfor infoYourreservedseat doesn'thave theright IT setupThey makeus WFHwhile theyredo thebullpenDecideRTO isterrible andget rid of itF1 showsup(again)Teamscall onspeakerNoheat orACFiremarshalgetscalledThey decideto assigndesks toeveryoneYourlunch getsstolenObviousHatch ActviolationWeactuallyclean outthe desksCOVIDoutbreakAnotherfork inthe roadMake usscan ourcards whenwe leavePolygraphtests foreveryoneElonMuskinvadesGetRIFed"IT"happensSomeonewalksaroundbarefootCambridgeoffice getssoldMassexodus ofleadershipOverheara superpersonalcallAt least 10peopletalking ondifferentcallsNosepickingAccused ofhaving"neighborhoods"Someonestarts afightBug ormouseinfestationAttackedby aturkeyMoreasbestosis foundWe getdividersfor ourdesksOverhear asupervisor callthat youdefinitelyshouldn't haveLegionnaire'soutbreakNoparking

The FEMA Apocalypse: RTO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. T-Mobile users finally get service
  2. Internet completely shuts down
  3. Try to kill us through CO poisoning
  4. The reservation portal is accurate
  5. Microwave breaks
  6. Told to stop using r/fednews for info
  7. Your reserved seat doesn't have the right IT setup
  8. They make us WFH while they redo the bullpen
  9. Decide RTO is terrible and get rid of it
  10. F1 shows up (again)
  11. Teams call on speaker
  12. No heat or AC
  13. Fire marshal gets called
  14. They decide to assign desks to everyone
  15. Your lunch gets stolen
  16. Obvious Hatch Act violation
  17. We actually clean out the desks
  18. COVID outbreak
  19. Another fork in the road
  20. Make us scan our cards when we leave
  21. Polygraph tests for everyone
  22. Elon Musk invades
  23. Get RIFed
  24. "IT" happens
  25. Someone walks around barefoot
  26. Cambridge office gets sold
  27. Mass exodus of leadership
  28. Overhear a super personal call
  29. At least 10 people talking on different calls
  30. Nose picking
  31. Accused of having "neighborhoods"
  32. Someone starts a fight
  33. Bug or mouse infestation
  34. Attacked by a turkey
  35. More asbestos is found
  36. We get dividers for our desks
  37. Overhear a supervisor call that you definitely shouldn't have
  38. Legionnaire's outbreak
  39. No parking