At least 10peopletalking ondifferentcallsTeamscall onspeakerNoheat orACT-Mobileusersfinally getserviceMoreasbestosis foundAccused ofhaving"neighborhoods"SomeonewalksaroundbarefootPolygraphtests foreveryoneLegionnaire'soutbreakThereservationportal isaccurateWeactuallyclean outthe desksBug ormouseinfestationThey makeus WFHwhile theyredo thebullpenF1 showsup(again)MicrowavebreaksCOVIDoutbreakAnotherfork inthe roadYourlunch getsstolenYourreservedseat doesn'thave theright IT setupMake usscan ourcards whenwe leaveTold tostop usingr/fednewsfor infoObviousHatch ActviolationDecideRTO isterrible andget rid of itNosepickingAttackedby aturkeyInternetcompletelyshutsdownElonMuskinvadesFiremarshalgetscalledCambridgeoffice getssoldOverhear asupervisor callthat youdefinitelyshouldn't haveWe getdividersfor ourdesksNoparkingMassexodus ofleadershipTry to killus throughCOpoisoningSomeonestarts afightOverheara superpersonalcallGetRIFed"IT"happensThey decideto assigndesks toeveryoneAt least 10peopletalking ondifferentcallsTeamscall onspeakerNoheat orACT-Mobileusersfinally getserviceMoreasbestosis foundAccused ofhaving"neighborhoods"SomeonewalksaroundbarefootPolygraphtests foreveryoneLegionnaire'soutbreakThereservationportal isaccurateWeactuallyclean outthe desksBug ormouseinfestationThey makeus WFHwhile theyredo thebullpenF1 showsup(again)MicrowavebreaksCOVIDoutbreakAnotherfork inthe roadYourlunch getsstolenYourreservedseat doesn'thave theright IT setupMake usscan ourcards whenwe leaveTold tostop usingr/fednewsfor infoObviousHatch ActviolationDecideRTO isterrible andget rid of itNosepickingAttackedby aturkeyInternetcompletelyshutsdownElonMuskinvadesFiremarshalgetscalledCambridgeoffice getssoldOverhear asupervisor callthat youdefinitelyshouldn't haveWe getdividersfor ourdesksNoparkingMassexodus ofleadershipTry to killus throughCOpoisoningSomeonestarts afightOverheara superpersonalcallGetRIFed"IT"happensThey decideto assigndesks toeveryone

The FEMA Apocalypse: RTO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. At least 10 people talking on different calls
  2. Teams call on speaker
  3. No heat or AC
  4. T-Mobile users finally get service
  5. More asbestos is found
  6. Accused of having "neighborhoods"
  7. Someone walks around barefoot
  8. Polygraph tests for everyone
  9. Legionnaire's outbreak
  10. The reservation portal is accurate
  11. We actually clean out the desks
  12. Bug or mouse infestation
  13. They make us WFH while they redo the bullpen
  14. F1 shows up (again)
  15. Microwave breaks
  16. COVID outbreak
  17. Another fork in the road
  18. Your lunch gets stolen
  19. Your reserved seat doesn't have the right IT setup
  20. Make us scan our cards when we leave
  21. Told to stop using r/fednews for info
  22. Obvious Hatch Act violation
  23. Decide RTO is terrible and get rid of it
  24. Nose picking
  25. Attacked by a turkey
  26. Internet completely shuts down
  27. Elon Musk invades
  28. Fire marshal gets called
  29. Cambridge office gets sold
  30. Overhear a supervisor call that you definitely shouldn't have
  31. We get dividers for our desks
  32. No parking
  33. Mass exodus of leadership
  34. Try to kill us through CO poisoning
  35. Someone starts a fight
  36. Overhear a super personal call
  37. Get RIFed
  38. "IT" happens
  39. They decide to assign desks to everyone