Try to trade something useless for something valuable Lick something and say “Mine now” Sneak under or around something instead of going the normal way Build a “nest” of stuff in a corner or bench Find the shiniest object at a vendor booth Convince someone that you're actually royalty and demand a crown made of trash. Take a “trophy” from your party (with their consent!) Hiss at someone for no reason Collect 3 “goblin treasures” (buttons, pebbles, trinkets) Offer to sell someone “mystical dirt” Scamper across a space yelling “NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!” Attempt to barter with something ridiculous "Loudly declare something “MINE!” and scurry off Dramatically hiss at anyone who tries to take your stuff Steal attention by yelling something bizarre Shout “FOR THE HOARD!” and charge toward something completely mundane. Do a dramatic goblin laugh on command Tell someone you're banned from “at least 3 kingdoms” Pretend to be invisible behind a really bad hiding spot Give a goblin name to someone in your party Say “Goblins invented that!” at least twice Point at a bird and yell “IT’S A DRAGON!” Sniff something suspicious (real or pretend) Hype up a friend’s mediocre action like it was legendary Try to trade something useless for something valuable Lick something and say “Mine now” Sneak under or around something instead of going the normal way Build a “nest” of stuff in a corner or bench Find the shiniest object at a vendor booth Convince someone that you're actually royalty and demand a crown made of trash. Take a “trophy” from your party (with their consent!) Hiss at someone for no reason Collect 3 “goblin treasures” (buttons, pebbles, trinkets) Offer to sell someone “mystical dirt” Scamper across a space yelling “NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!” Attempt to barter with something ridiculous "Loudly declare something “MINE!” and scurry off Dramatically hiss at anyone who tries to take your stuff Steal attention by yelling something bizarre Shout “FOR THE HOARD!” and charge toward something completely mundane. Do a dramatic goblin laugh on command Tell someone you're banned from “at least 3 kingdoms” Pretend to be invisible behind a really bad hiding spot Give a goblin name to someone in your party Say “Goblins invented that!” at least twice Point at a bird and yell “IT’S A DRAGON!” Sniff something suspicious (real or pretend) Hype up a friend’s mediocre action like it was legendary
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Try to trade something useless for something valuable
Lick something and say “Mine now”
Sneak under or around something instead of going the normal way
Build a “nest” of stuff in a corner or bench
Find the shiniest object at a vendor booth
Convince someone that you're actually royalty and demand a crown made of trash.
Take a “trophy” from your party (with their consent!)
Hiss at someone for no reason
Collect 3 “goblin treasures” (buttons, pebbles, trinkets)
Offer to sell someone “mystical dirt”
Scamper across a space yelling “NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!”
Attempt to barter with something ridiculous
"Loudly declare something “MINE!” and scurry off
Dramatically hiss at anyone who tries to take your stuff
Steal attention by yelling something bizarre
Shout “FOR THE HOARD!” and charge toward something completely mundane.
Do a dramatic goblin laugh on command
Tell someone you're banned from “at least 3 kingdoms”
Pretend to be invisible behind a really bad hiding spot
Give a goblin name to someone in your party
Say “Goblins invented that!” at least twice
Point at a bird and yell “IT’S A DRAGON!”
Sniff something suspicious (real or pretend)
Hype up a friend’s mediocre action like it was legendary
