Offer to sell someone “mystical dirt” Pretend to be invisible behind a really bad hiding spot Sneak under or around something instead of going the normal way Say “Goblins invented that!” at least twice Build a “nest” of stuff in a corner or bench Take a “trophy” from your party (with their consent!) "Loudly declare something “MINE!” and scurry off Sniff something suspicious (real or pretend) Scamper across a space yelling “NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!” Shout “FOR THE HOARD!” and charge toward something completely mundane. Collect 3 “goblin treasures” (buttons, pebbles, trinkets) Lick something and say “Mine now” Dramatically hiss at anyone who tries to take your stuff Hype up a friend’s mediocre action like it was legendary Point at a bird and yell “IT’S A DRAGON!” Give a goblin name to someone in your party Try to trade something useless for something valuable Convince someone that you're actually royalty and demand a crown made of trash. Do a dramatic goblin laugh on command Find the shiniest object at a vendor booth Attempt to barter with something ridiculous Tell someone you're banned from “at least 3 kingdoms” Steal attention by yelling something bizarre Hiss at someone for no reason Offer to sell someone “mystical dirt” Pretend to be invisible behind a really bad hiding spot Sneak under or around something instead of going the normal way Say “Goblins invented that!” at least twice Build a “nest” of stuff in a corner or bench Take a “trophy” from your party (with their consent!) "Loudly declare something “MINE!” and scurry off Sniff something suspicious (real or pretend) Scamper across a space yelling “NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!” Shout “FOR THE HOARD!” and charge toward something completely mundane. Collect 3 “goblin treasures” (buttons, pebbles, trinkets) Lick something and say “Mine now” Dramatically hiss at anyone who tries to take your stuff Hype up a friend’s mediocre action like it was legendary Point at a bird and yell “IT’S A DRAGON!” Give a goblin name to someone in your party Try to trade something useless for something valuable Convince someone that you're actually royalty and demand a crown made of trash. Do a dramatic goblin laugh on command Find the shiniest object at a vendor booth Attempt to barter with something ridiculous Tell someone you're banned from “at least 3 kingdoms” Steal attention by yelling something bizarre Hiss at someone for no reason
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Offer to sell someone “mystical dirt”
Pretend to be invisible behind a really bad hiding spot
Sneak under or around something instead of going the normal way
Say “Goblins invented that!” at least twice
Build a “nest” of stuff in a corner or bench
Take a “trophy” from your party (with their consent!)
"Loudly declare something “MINE!” and scurry off
Sniff something suspicious (real or pretend)
Scamper across a space yelling “NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!”
Shout “FOR THE HOARD!” and charge toward something completely mundane.
Collect 3 “goblin treasures” (buttons, pebbles, trinkets)
Lick something and say “Mine now”
Dramatically hiss at anyone who tries to take your stuff
Hype up a friend’s mediocre action like it was legendary
Point at a bird and yell “IT’S A DRAGON!”
Give a goblin name to someone in your party
Try to trade something useless for something valuable
Convince someone that you're actually royalty and demand a crown made of trash.
Do a dramatic goblin laugh on command
Find the shiniest object at a vendor booth
Attempt to barter with something ridiculous
Tell someone you're banned from “at least 3 kingdoms”
Steal attention by yelling something bizarre
Hiss at someone for no reason
