Accidentally opened your camera Roasted yourself too hard “Embarrassment is my cardio.” Lost your ID Flirted by accident Ran into someone after talking about them Quoted your ex by mistake Sent a pic to the wrong chat Thought something was optional (it wasn’t) Replied- all in an email Ran into your teacher outside class Shared a hot take no one asked for Sent a voice note with background chaos Fumbled your name during intro Had a prof roast your formatting Ate loudly in a quiet place Faked being chill and overdid it Cried in the bathroom Sent a message to the prof instead of a friend Laughed at something that wasn’t a joke Had your playlist expose you Sent the wrong PDF Thought class was offline Said “wait what?” in a test Laughed too hard at your own joke Said “me too” to a story that didn’t match Fell asleep on call Lost a pen in the exam Zoned out mid- argument Misspelled your own name Forgot your umbrella, got soaked Stuttered in a fun game Overreacted, instantly regretted Typed “yaayyy!” sarcastically but it looked real “My autobiography would be called ‘Oops.’” Tried to bluff in a viva Got locked out of your room Said “you too” in the wrong moment Fake smiled through a disaster day Hit send too soon Card 13 Got scared of your own alarm Got emotional during class Showed up for something that got rescheduled Forgot it was Monday Missed something obvious in class Messed up a basic concept Showed up early and waited awkwardly Typed “sent from my iPhone” on a laptop Fumbled your coffee + emotions Quoted something wrong confidently Accidentally sent a meme to a prof Had autocorrect betray you Slept through your alarm Had to Google basic concepts Tried to joke and got ignored Lied about reading something Card 29 Realized you missed a deadline last week Card 18 Shared notes that had random doodles Overslept for something important Promised to change on Monday Said “You too” to “Good luck” Got ghosted… by your own mood Sent a voice note crying Lost your ID Card 30 Submitted something outdated Thought you failed —ended up passing Sent an email with a huge typo Submitted a meme by accident “We move in ✨delusion✨.” Spoke for 5 mins and said nothing Wrote the wrong date on a paper “If I ignore it, it didn’t happen.” Replied “L” to someone’s achievement Called someone “mom” or “sir” by mistake “I came. I flopped. I logged out.” Thought the camera was off Had a snack fall mid- lecture Typed in the wrong group Called someone the wrong name Walked into class while it was ending Laughed and snorted Dressed wrong for a theme day Ghosted then saw them in person Slept through a test Ran into your prof while skipping Lost track mid- sentence DMed the wrong person Sent a flirty emoji to a prof Promised to start fresh… again Called your teacher “mom” or “dad” Clicked “submit” on the wrong form Ghosted someone and saw them next day Zoom filter stayed on Slept through a class Cried because of a group project Canceled plans to nap Told a joke no one got Submitted wrong file Didn’t realize you were on camera Card 24 Typed “lmao” while tearing up Replied “same” to “my grandma died” Told your crush something cringe Sent a text to the wrong person Waved too early Mistook sarcasm for flirting Forgot your own birthday Sent a confessional by mistake Lied about “just seeing the message” Left your charger and panicked Forgot your laptop charger Got ratioed in the group chat Replied with the wrong name Called someone wrong name Thought you were muted while humming Texted “I’m outside” to the wrong person Forgot your umbrella, got drenched Forgot your PIN Ghosted and got ghosted back Replied “lol” to a serious message Wrote a love note you never sent Spammed a prof accidentally Spoke in class just for attendance Reused a joke that didn’t land Got caught making faces on camera Pulled an all-nighter and still failed Forgot what you were watching mid-show Deleted a story after 3 views Said “it’s fine” but it was not Reposted an old story by accident Thought your mic was muted Card 21 Said something dramatic, instantly tripped Deleted your own notes Bombed a test Pretended to be okay (you weren’t) Yelled “present!” in the wrong class Tried to hide your snack Got caught singing during a call Googled “How to disappear” Tried to fake an accent Lied about a deadline Ran into your ex- friend Used the wrong link for a meeting Thought class was canceled (it wasn’t) Tried to sneak in late—got noticed Cried after getting good marks (confusion tears) Cancelled plans for no reason Forgot what you were saying mid- rant Shared notes with the wrong group Stumbled over a simple word Wore fancy clothes to a casual meet Forgot a name mid- introduction Forgot how to spell a common word “Brain.exe stopped responding.” Submitted the wrong file Cried in the library Tripped in public Sent a risky text Said “You too” to “Congrats” Card 25 Mic stayed on and chaos followed Mistook sarcasm for sincerity Sent a risky text and regretted it Turned in a rough draft by accident Slept through a test Made an “oops” a weekly habit Started speaking without knowing what to say Got lost on campus Tried to be funny —no one laughed Studied the wrong material Posted a draft instead of saving it Referred to a prof by nickname —out loud Spoke too fast and fumbled it Sent a reply meant for someone else Said “love you” on accident Forgot your lines mid- sentence Overshared by accident Forgot an assignment Got rejected from something Forgot your wallet Forgot your password in an exam Dropped your phone in a dramatic moment Got called out in a group chat Spilled your drink publicly Sent a voice note rant to the wrong person Said “love you” to a teacher Didn’t hear a thing in the last class “Cried over nothing” Fake smiled through a bad day Gave an excuse and instantly got exposed Turned a compliment into awkwardness Zoned out and got caught Put milk before cereal Card 9 Sent a meme mid-fight Got too real in a journaling prompt Texted the wrong person about them Forgot a friend's birthday Liked your own post Took a screenshot WITH notification Called your ex “babe” by accident Answered when no one asked Texted your mom like a friend Showed up in the wrong outfit Walked into a closed door Started a sentence with no plan Overheard talking about someone Tried to be mysterious and just seemed rude Sent a screenshot with YOUR message in it Called someone “dad” by accident Lost track of days “Failure’s favorite child.” Forgot your passcode Zoom camera was on unexpectedly Sent a text to the wrong person Slept through a morning class Thought someone was flirting. Nope. Slept mid- lecture Card 7 Tried to flex, failed Laughed at the wrong time Burned food during a call Texted your ex (accidentally or not 👀) Slept through your alarm... twice Replied “same” but it wasn’t Made eye contact while zoning out Forgot your own question Saw someone wave and dodged it Missed the obvious answer in a quiz Crushed on a prof and hated yourself Had a tech fail during a test Complimented someone who wasn’t them Texted during class and got caught Realized your camera was ON Made a Google Meet your personal diary Googled symptoms and panicked Replied “Thanks!” to “See you” Overheard talking about someone Got roasted by a prof Got rejected from something Said something in class and instantly regretted it Said “Who’s that?” about someone right behind you Walked into class late & loud Got locked out Forgot your own birthday Messed up a file name Laughed at your own flop Thought today was Sunday Forgot to attach the file Replied “ok” in 0.2 secs Shared a post meant for close friends publicly Sent the wrong link Confused a deadline with a different subject Mistyped something NSFW by accident Sent a risky text Talked over someone and kept going Shared your screen with 42 tabs open Panicked and closed Zoom mid- call Lied about reading something Thought they were flirting— oops Said “you too” to “happy birthday” Got ghosted after sending a long message Answered confidently but was very wrong Fell asleep during a movie night Got locked out in pajamas Wrote the wrong subject name on a paper Procrastinated a full week Zoning out and got called out Said “same” when it made zero sense Got emotional during a meme Said “I’m fine” and clearly wasn’t Walked into a friend’s awkward convo “My brain? Not present, Your Honour.” Card 27 Forgot a friend's name mid-intro Cried at a random ad Burned your food Got secondhand embarrassment Was the only one who forgot the dress code Procrastinated a project Reposted something embarrassing Forgot to do laundry Burned your lunch Had something fall from your bag dramatically Googled everything during class Gave a presentation with the wrong slides Thought you understood… but didn’t Ran into a prof off- campus Forgot your own point Said “bruh” to a teacher Made your phone alarm go off during class Said “goodnight” at noon Spilled something dramatic Zoom crashed mid- presentation Got caught stalking Mixed up dates & panicked Bombed a test Texted the wrong group Lost your notes before an exam Left something in the microwave too long Screamed into the void (or your pillow) Wrote a love letter in your notes app Gave a sarcastic answer that backfired Ate something and regretted it Danced and slipped “Main character? More like side quest.” Sent a text meant for someone else Liked an old pic while stalking Studied the wrong chapter Forgot you were sharing your screen Missed your own cue in a group thing “At least I looked cute.” Quoted something deep, got roasted Didn’t realize you were unmuted Gave wrong directions confidently Mistyped a crucial number Card 19 Tech fail mid- class Slept through a class Turned in a doc titled “final_final_v4” Tried to be inspirational and failed Answered before reading the question Said “same” inappropriately Forgot your wallet Tech crash at the worst time Got locked out Laughed at the wrong time Missed the deadline by 5 mins Cursed with mic on Thought an assignment was optional Got too honest on a form “I swear I was doing my best.” Laughed at your own joke —alone Cried during a meme Wrote your name in the wrong place Answered a rhetorical question Bombed a test Gave a wrong confident answer Group project with zero contribution Sent the wrong screenshot Cried at a group meeting Said “you too” to “take care” Pretended to understand Laughed alone at a meme Saved a file as “pls work” Burned Maggi Pretended to get a call to escape “Just here for vibes and regret.” Forgot your ID at home Forgot your own schedule Misread instructions Crushed on someone off-limits Burned your food Sent a laughing emoji in a serious convo Used the wrong word and it sounded dirty Muted yourself for the whole presentation Tried to fake confidence and cracked Called someone by the wrong name Ate something weird before class Blanked out while presenting Answered confidently —wrongly Mic picked up something embarrassing “I lived. I laughed. I regretted everything.” Deleted the assignment by mistake Sent a joke that got misread Stuttered in the intro Texted in class and got called out Made up an excuse on the spot Fell asleep while journaling Forgot to eat during finals Called your teacher “bro” Sent a compliment to the wrong person Said “love you” to a stranger Forgot to save work Forgot your own password Wore shoes on the wrong feet Spoke with food in your mouth Typed a message in the wrong chat Card 22 Got an F on a group project YOU led Had a breakdown over small stuff Slept on your books Complained and realized mic was on Apologized unnecessarily Burned your midnight snack Tripped in front of a group Dressed up for the wrong event Posted an inside joke publicly “If I had a rupee for every L I’ve taken…” Card 2 Didn’t study and prayed Sent the wrong text in panic Accidentally flirted Card 12 Texted “on my way” while still in bed Showed up for class on holiday Shared a meme meant for someone else “My villain origin story started here.” Slept through an alarm Pretended to know the answer “Mistakes were made. Again.” Forgot what day it was mid-week Sent the wrong voice note Forgot what you were saying halfway through Fell for an obvious scam Misclicked and exposed something Exposed your Google search Got stuck in a loop of “new beginning” Exposed your own crush Realized your background noise was embarrassing Screen shared accidentally Thought class started at 10 (it didn’t) Forgot what day it was Mistook someone for your friend Showed up for class on Sunday “Send help. Or snacks.” Got food poisoning Had your diary open on screen share Sent a risky text then ghosted Used a quote in the wrong context Talked about someone— while they were there Had a breakdown in the bathroom Forgot to press “submit” Thought you passed —definitely failed Left class early, wrong day Said “you too” to “happy birthday” Pretended to laugh Took a “short break” and woke up hours later Tried to flirt and failed Submitted the wrong file Used the wrong person’s name Tried to wing a presentation Answered “yes” to the wrong question Slept with the lights on out of fear Card 14 Cried while eating Smiled through a roast Realized you were in the wrong class Slept through a class Panicked and hit “send” Fell asleep during a call Sent a meme to the wrong person Card 1 Forgot an assignment deadline Forgot your own intro Forgot your own birthday Said “I’ll join” and never did Card 6 Lied and it became a whole mess Forgot where you kept your phone Mistook your prof’s spouse for them Laughed at a serious announcement Zoned out in public Got friend- zoned Messed up a first impression “Oops is my whole personality.” Laughed at a serious moment Made a typo in a serious email Forgot where you saved your file Was too honest in an icebreaker Said “I understand” and didn’t Said “you too” to “enjoy your meal” Spilled water on your charger Showed up to class with toothpaste on you Got called out for multitasking Missed the attendance call Waved at someone who wasn’t waving Walked into the wrong room Panicked while ordering food Submitted 2 mins late Got ghosted by a groupmate Missed a bus/train Thought it was Sunday— it wasn’t Wrote a whole assignment last minute Thought someone waved at you—false alarm Forgot what floor you lived on Wrote a whole essay in the wrong language Stumbled over your own words Posted a typo and left it Shared a TikTok in the wrong chat Typed a risky message then deleted it 10 times Replied all in a serious email Card 28 Thought you were muted Missed a class while being on campus “I’m just here to cause problems and leave.” Left someone on read for a week Texted a crush and panicked Procrastinated way too long Made a face and forgot the camera was on Forgot to cite sources Walked into a glass door Card 23 Got called out in a presentation Stood up and forgot you were in boxers Zoom link didn’t work… for you Rewrote an essay from scratch at 3 AM Fell asleep mid- reading Spilled food on your notes Group project flop Made a reference no one got Fell for a fake announcement Got passive- aggressive in a doc comment Got ghosted Failed at making small talk Confessed and got left on read Muted yourself and acted confident Faked being busy Thought you were muted Had the spotlight on and panicked Dressed up for the wrong event Cried in the washroom Had tech die during a presentation Submitted the wrong file Confessed a crush via text Tried to run and tripped Used a meme in an official reply Cried over a spilled drink Wore mismatched socks Typed “haha” instead of answering Card 3 Slept through a class Got overly honest on a feedback form Hit “Leave Meeting” too fast Messed up a password thrice Over- apologized Tech glitch mid- submission Started a sentence and bailed halfway Showed up in pajamas Tried a hack and made it worse Forgot your ID Typed your crush’s name in search— publicly Forgot an assignment “I have the receipts… unfortunately.” Replied too fast and seemed desperate Forgot you had class Sent a selfie to the wrong chat Forgot an exam date Sent a risky text Slept through an exam Wrote “Dear Sir” to a female prof Sent a voice note while crying Said “you too” to “enjoy your meal” Burned your food Gave yourself a pep talk out loud Got overconfident on the wrong topic Tripped while dancing Yawned dramatically and got caught Typed “pls help” then didn’t send Forgot a meeting Bombed a surprise quiz Thought the assignment was due next week Sent “sorry” 3 times in one convo Said something dumb out loud Was confident it was due next week Used the wrong hashtag publicly Sent a text rant… to the person it was about Fell asleep mid-Z oom Tripped in public Card 16 Had your ringtone go off LOUD Said something deep and got ignored Got tagged in an old cringy post Got roasted for your playlist Tried to take a sip and missed your mouth Showed up early and had to wait awkwardly Crushed on a TA Pulled an all- nighter Forgot to attach a file Said “I’m fine” 18 times Got caught eavesdropping Slept through an alarm Wrote “sent from iPhone” on a desktop email Got food all over your notes Told a secret to the wrong friend Joined a call and instantly panicked Mixed up someone’s name and identity Thought your screen was off (it wasn’t) Wore mismatched shoes Commented on a post from 2012 Hit record by mistake Fumbled your name Forgot your password Faked understanding something Thought it was a dream… it wasn’t Got asked a question and blanked out Took a call mid- class Overshared on a class group chat Cried because of grades Typed in all caps by accident Ran into someone you talked about Missed a class because you were vibing Called someone sir/ma’am by mistake Muted yourself and talked Got the date completely wrong Texted your crush by mistake Tripped in front of a crush Screamed internally in public Replied “yes” to a rhetorical post Card 10 Thought your mic was off Group project disaster Forgot your friend’s name mid- sentence Slept through a class Panic- submitted without proofreading Said “you too” at the wrong moment Tech fail during a test Tried to multitask and dropped everything Card 26 “My talent is public embarrassment.” Panicked and hit “Leave Meeting” Panicked mid-flirt Took the wrong exam paper “Failure? I call it performance art.” Thought something was due next week Took the wrong bus Accidentally sent a screenshot Submitted blank by accident Got clowned in a group chat Slept in instead of attending Left class with your mic on Overthought a simple text Procrastinated till it hurt Baked a cake and forgot the sugar Typed a full paragraph and deleted it Slept mid- lecture Spammed someone by accident Tried to sing and cracked Said something smart and no one noticed Was confident and still failed Made a typo in a flirty text Wrote “lol” while spiraling Made up an excuse that backfired Missed a deadline by minutes Wore two different shoes Got outvoted in your own idea Typed “lmao” while crying “Plot twist: it got worse.” Forgot your own topic Replied- all by mistake Got zero attendance for a class Got scared by your own reflection Messaged the prof thinking it was a friend Forgot your bag somewhere Laughed too loud in class Missed a submission by 1 minute Said “what?” five times in a row Signed up and never showed up Confessed something meant for your notes app Over- prepared and still failed Spammed a group chat alone Typed a risky text and then ghosted Typed “Pls ignore” and sent it anyway Overthought a text for 20 mins Zoom background exposed your messy room Shared a very old selfie as “new” Hit reply- all by accident “Me? Embarrassed? Always.” Thought the camera was off Tripped walking up stairs Called someone the wrong name Cried in the library Cried in the library Ate during a serious Zoom Forgot you had class today Took a nap and woke up 6 hours later Tried to be mysterious, just confused people Clicked “Reply All” by accident Accidentally joined the wrong Zoom Spilled tea/coffee on notes Sent a weird emoji by accident Said “that’s crazy” 5 times Liked your crush’s post from 2014 Forgot to unmute Cried over cold coffee Went into a spiral over a typo Showed your to-do list and it was empty Bombed a test Reacted to an old message awkwardly Got a message that said “we need to talk” Forgot to mute and sang Walked in the wrong direction Realized you missed roll call Mistook someone’s sibling as their partner Made a joke and got silence Called someone the wrong name Forgot to hit “record” Forgot an important date Forgot what subject you were in “Every day is a blooper reel.” Card 8 Tripped while rushing Typed “lmao” in an obituary chat Gave a fake answer in class Got emotional while writing notes Skipped class and missed something big Said “you too” and walked away fast Forgot your mask/sanitizer/water/bag — everything Tripped in the library “We don’t talk about this era.” Copy-pasted something embarrassing Zoomed in on your own face Gave wrong directions Card 5 Wore mismatched socks Accidentally insulted someone trying to be funny Replied “Thanks” to “Happy Birthday” Accidentally liked an old photo Panicked during roll call Tried a trend and failed Laughed in a serious moment Replied to the wrong story Realized you were in the wrong subject group Slept through a major exam Card 17 Card 20 Repeated the same outfit thrice Got a low grade after flexing Walked into a class not yours Hit caps lock and just kept going Called a stranger “bhaiya” too loudly Messed up a handshake/high five Talked to someone thinking they were someone else Reacted “❤️” by accident Card 15 Card 11 Doubted yourself and got it right Cried while journaling Showed up late and everyone stared Forgot your student ID Mixed up dates for a test Replied “same” when it didn’t apply Replied with the wrong name Had food stuck in your teeth Waved to someone who wasn’t waving Typed an apology that made things worse Forgot your own phone number Cried because you were overwhelmed Replied “Thanks” to a compliment Got food poisoning Played music on mute Canceled plans for no reason Submitted the wrong file Binge- watched instead of working “I peaked in confusion.” Mistook sarcasm for compliments Sent a text to the wrong person Faked confidence in a viva Missed the class even though you were free Thought you passed— plot twist Walked into glass Messed up your own quote Waved back to a stranger Fumbled a joke in a group chat Said something and instantly cringed Binge- watched instead of studying Lost your notes before the exam Forgot your lines Posted something and deleted it immediately Tried to lie but got caught Couldn’t find the mute button Gave a motivational quote in the wrong context Did math wrong in public Yelled “present!” on mute Walked into the wrong lecture Thought someone waved at you Mixed up “mute” and “video” Smiled awkwardly for too long Texted the wrong group chat Studied for the wrong exam Talked over someone in class Card 4 Sent a meme to your teacher Accidentally opened your camera Roasted yourself too hard “Embarrassment is my cardio.” Lost your ID Flirted by accident Ran into someone after talking about them Quoted your ex by mistake Sent a pic to the wrong chat Thought something was optional (it wasn’t) Replied- all in an email Ran into your teacher outside class Shared a hot take no one asked for Sent a voice note with background chaos Fumbled your name during intro Had a prof roast your formatting Ate loudly in a quiet place Faked being chill and overdid it Cried in the bathroom Sent a message to the prof instead of a friend Laughed at something that wasn’t a joke Had your playlist expose you Sent the wrong PDF Thought class was offline Said “wait what?” in a test Laughed too hard at your own joke Said “me too” to a story that didn’t match Fell asleep on call Lost a pen in the exam Zoned out mid- argument Misspelled your own name Forgot your umbrella, got soaked Stuttered in a fun game Overreacted, instantly regretted Typed “yaayyy!” sarcastically but it looked real “My autobiography would be called ‘Oops.’” Tried to bluff in a viva Got locked out of your room Said “you too” in the wrong moment Fake smiled through a disaster day Hit send too soon Card 13 Got scared of your own alarm Got emotional during class Showed up for something that got rescheduled Forgot it was Monday Missed something obvious in class Messed up a basic concept Showed up early and waited awkwardly Typed “sent from my iPhone” on a laptop Fumbled your coffee + emotions Quoted something wrong confidently Accidentally sent a meme to a prof Had autocorrect betray you Slept through your alarm Had to Google basic concepts Tried to joke and got ignored Lied about reading something Card 29 Realized you missed a deadline last week Card 18 Shared notes that had random doodles Overslept for something important Promised to change on Monday Said “You too” to “Good luck” Got ghosted… by your own mood Sent a voice note crying Lost your ID Card 30 Submitted something outdated Thought you failed —ended up passing Sent an email with a huge typo Submitted a meme by accident “We move in ✨delusion✨.” Spoke for 5 mins and said nothing Wrote the wrong date on a paper “If I ignore it, it didn’t happen.” Replied “L” to someone’s achievement Called someone “mom” or “sir” by mistake “I came. I flopped. I logged out.” Thought the camera was off Had a snack fall mid- lecture Typed in the wrong group Called someone the wrong name Walked into class while it was ending Laughed and snorted Dressed wrong for a theme day Ghosted then saw them in person Slept through a test Ran into your prof while skipping Lost track mid- sentence DMed the wrong person Sent a flirty emoji to a prof Promised to start fresh… again Called your teacher “mom” or “dad” Clicked “submit” on the wrong form Ghosted someone and saw them next day Zoom filter stayed on Slept through a class Cried because of a group project Canceled plans to nap Told a joke no one got Submitted wrong file Didn’t realize you were on camera Card 24 Typed “lmao” while tearing up Replied “same” to “my grandma died” Told your crush something cringe Sent a text to the wrong person Waved too early Mistook sarcasm for flirting Forgot your own birthday Sent a confessional by mistake Lied about “just seeing the message” Left your charger and panicked Forgot your laptop charger Got ratioed in the group chat Replied with the wrong name Called someone wrong name Thought you were muted while humming Texted “I’m outside” to the wrong person Forgot your umbrella, got drenched Forgot your PIN Ghosted and got ghosted back Replied “lol” to a serious message Wrote a love note you never sent Spammed a prof accidentally Spoke in class just for attendance Reused a joke that didn’t land Got caught making faces on camera Pulled an all-nighter and still failed Forgot what you were watching mid-show Deleted a story after 3 views Said “it’s fine” but it was not Reposted an old story by accident Thought your mic was muted Card 21 Said something dramatic, instantly tripped Deleted your own notes Bombed a test Pretended to be okay (you weren’t) Yelled “present!” in the wrong class Tried to hide your snack Got caught singing during a call Googled “How to disappear” Tried to fake an accent Lied about a deadline Ran into your ex- friend Used the wrong link for a meeting Thought class was canceled (it wasn’t) Tried to sneak in late—got noticed Cried after getting good marks (confusion tears) Cancelled plans for no reason Forgot what you were saying mid- rant Shared notes with the wrong group Stumbled over a simple word Wore fancy clothes to a casual meet Forgot a name mid- introduction Forgot how to spell a common word “Brain.exe stopped responding.” Submitted the wrong file Cried in the library Tripped in public Sent a risky text Said “You too” to “Congrats” Card 25 Mic stayed on and chaos followed Mistook sarcasm for sincerity Sent a risky text and regretted it Turned in a rough draft by accident Slept through a test Made an “oops” a weekly habit Started speaking without knowing what to say Got lost on campus Tried to be funny —no one laughed Studied the wrong material Posted a draft instead of saving it Referred to a prof by nickname —out loud Spoke too fast and fumbled it Sent a reply meant for someone else Said “love you” on accident Forgot your lines mid- sentence Overshared by accident Forgot an assignment Got rejected from something Forgot your wallet Forgot your password in an exam Dropped your phone in a dramatic moment Got called out in a group chat Spilled your drink publicly Sent a voice note rant to the wrong person Said “love you” to a teacher Didn’t hear a thing in the last class “Cried over nothing” Fake smiled through a bad day Gave an excuse and instantly got exposed Turned a compliment into awkwardness Zoned out and got caught Put milk before cereal Card 9 Sent a meme mid-fight Got too real in a journaling prompt Texted the wrong person about them Forgot a friend's birthday Liked your own post Took a screenshot WITH notification Called your ex “babe” by accident Answered when no one asked Texted your mom like a friend Showed up in the wrong outfit Walked into a closed door Started a sentence with no plan Overheard talking about someone Tried to be mysterious and just seemed rude Sent a screenshot with YOUR message in it Called someone “dad” by accident Lost track of days “Failure’s favorite child.” Forgot your passcode Zoom camera was on unexpectedly Sent a text to the wrong person Slept through a morning class Thought someone was flirting. Nope. Slept mid- lecture Card 7 Tried to flex, failed Laughed at the wrong time Burned food during a call Texted your ex (accidentally or not 👀) Slept through your alarm... twice Replied “same” but it wasn’t Made eye contact while zoning out Forgot your own question Saw someone wave and dodged it Missed the obvious answer in a quiz Crushed on a prof and hated yourself Had a tech fail during a test Complimented someone who wasn’t them Texted during class and got caught Realized your camera was ON Made a Google Meet your personal diary Googled symptoms and panicked Replied “Thanks!” to “See you” Overheard talking about someone Got roasted by a prof Got rejected from something Said something in class and instantly regretted it Said “Who’s that?” about someone right behind you Walked into class late & loud Got locked out Forgot your own birthday Messed up a file name Laughed at your own flop Thought today was Sunday Forgot to attach the file Replied “ok” in 0.2 secs Shared a post meant for close friends publicly Sent the wrong link Confused a deadline with a different subject Mistyped something NSFW by accident Sent a risky text Talked over someone and kept going Shared your screen with 42 tabs open Panicked and closed Zoom mid- call Lied about reading something Thought they were flirting— oops Said “you too” to “happy birthday” Got ghosted after sending a long message Answered confidently but was very wrong Fell asleep during a movie night Got locked out in pajamas Wrote the wrong subject name on a paper Procrastinated a full week Zoning out and got called out Said “same” when it made zero sense Got emotional during a meme Said “I’m fine” and clearly wasn’t Walked into a friend’s awkward convo “My brain? Not present, Your Honour.” Card 27 Forgot a friend's name mid-intro Cried at a random ad Burned your food Got secondhand embarrassment Was the only one who forgot the dress code Procrastinated a project Reposted something embarrassing Forgot to do laundry Burned your lunch Had something fall from your bag dramatically Googled everything during class Gave a presentation with the wrong slides Thought you understood… but didn’t Ran into a prof off- campus Forgot your own point Said “bruh” to a teacher Made your phone alarm go off during class Said “goodnight” at noon Spilled something dramatic Zoom crashed mid- presentation Got caught stalking Mixed up dates & panicked Bombed a test Texted the wrong group Lost your notes before an exam Left something in the microwave too long Screamed into the void (or your pillow) Wrote a love letter in your notes app Gave a sarcastic answer that backfired Ate something and regretted it Danced and slipped “Main character? More like side quest.” Sent a text meant for someone else Liked an old pic while stalking Studied the wrong chapter Forgot you were sharing your screen Missed your own cue in a group thing “At least I looked cute.” Quoted something deep, got roasted Didn’t realize you were unmuted Gave wrong directions confidently Mistyped a crucial number Card 19 Tech fail mid- class Slept through a class Turned in a doc titled “final_final_v4” Tried to be inspirational and failed Answered before reading the question Said “same” inappropriately Forgot your wallet Tech crash at the worst time Got locked out Laughed at the wrong time Missed the deadline by 5 mins Cursed with mic on Thought an assignment was optional Got too honest on a form “I swear I was doing my best.” Laughed at your own joke —alone Cried during a meme Wrote your name in the wrong place Answered a rhetorical question Bombed a test Gave a wrong confident answer Group project with zero contribution Sent the wrong screenshot Cried at a group meeting Said “you too” to “take care” Pretended to understand Laughed alone at a meme Saved a file as “pls work” Burned Maggi Pretended to get a call to escape “Just here for vibes and regret.” Forgot your ID at home Forgot your own schedule Misread instructions Crushed on someone off-limits Burned your food Sent a laughing emoji in a serious convo Used the wrong word and it sounded dirty Muted yourself for the whole presentation Tried to fake confidence and cracked Called someone by the wrong name Ate something weird before class Blanked out while presenting Answered confidently —wrongly Mic picked up something embarrassing “I lived. I laughed. I regretted everything.” Deleted the assignment by mistake Sent a joke that got misread Stuttered in the intro Texted in class and got called out Made up an excuse on the spot Fell asleep while journaling Forgot to eat during finals Called your teacher “bro” Sent a compliment to the wrong person Said “love you” to a stranger Forgot to save work Forgot your own password Wore shoes on the wrong feet Spoke with food in your mouth Typed a message in the wrong chat Card 22 Got an F on a group project YOU led Had a breakdown over small stuff Slept on your books Complained and realized mic was on Apologized unnecessarily Burned your midnight snack Tripped in front of a group Dressed up for the wrong event Posted an inside joke publicly “If I had a rupee for every L I’ve taken…” Card 2 Didn’t study and prayed Sent the wrong text in panic Accidentally flirted Card 12 Texted “on my way” while still in bed Showed up for class on holiday Shared a meme meant for someone else “My villain origin story started here.” Slept through an alarm Pretended to know the answer “Mistakes were made. Again.” Forgot what day it was mid-week Sent the wrong voice note Forgot what you were saying halfway through Fell for an obvious scam Misclicked and exposed something Exposed your Google search Got stuck in a loop of “new beginning” Exposed your own crush Realized your background noise was embarrassing Screen shared accidentally Thought class started at 10 (it didn’t) Forgot what day it was Mistook someone for your friend Showed up for class on Sunday “Send help. Or snacks.” Got food poisoning Had your diary open on screen share Sent a risky text then ghosted Used a quote in the wrong context Talked about someone— while they were there Had a breakdown in the bathroom Forgot to press “submit” Thought you passed —definitely failed Left class early, wrong day Said “you too” to “happy birthday” Pretended to laugh Took a “short break” and woke up hours later Tried to flirt and failed Submitted the wrong file Used the wrong person’s name Tried to wing a presentation Answered “yes” to the wrong question Slept with the lights on out of fear Card 14 Cried while eating Smiled through a roast Realized you were in the wrong class Slept through a class Panicked and hit “send” Fell asleep during a call Sent a meme to the wrong person Card 1 Forgot an assignment deadline Forgot your own intro Forgot your own birthday Said “I’ll join” and never did Card 6 Lied and it became a whole mess Forgot where you kept your phone Mistook your prof’s spouse for them Laughed at a serious announcement Zoned out in public Got friend- zoned Messed up a first impression “Oops is my whole personality.” Laughed at a serious moment Made a typo in a serious email Forgot where you saved your file Was too honest in an icebreaker Said “I understand” and didn’t Said “you too” to “enjoy your meal” Spilled water on your charger Showed up to class with toothpaste on you Got called out for multitasking Missed the attendance call Waved at someone who wasn’t waving Walked into the wrong room Panicked while ordering food Submitted 2 mins late Got ghosted by a groupmate Missed a bus/train Thought it was Sunday— it wasn’t Wrote a whole assignment last minute Thought someone waved at you—false alarm Forgot what floor you lived on Wrote a whole essay in the wrong language Stumbled over your own words Posted a typo and left it Shared a TikTok in the wrong chat Typed a risky message then deleted it 10 times Replied all in a serious email Card 28 Thought you were muted Missed a class while being on campus “I’m just here to cause problems and leave.” Left someone on read for a week Texted a crush and panicked Procrastinated way too long Made a face and forgot the camera was on Forgot to cite sources Walked into a glass door Card 23 Got called out in a presentation Stood up and forgot you were in boxers Zoom link didn’t work… for you Rewrote an essay from scratch at 3 AM Fell asleep mid- reading Spilled food on your notes Group project flop Made a reference no one got Fell for a fake announcement Got passive- aggressive in a doc comment Got ghosted Failed at making small talk Confessed and got left on read Muted yourself and acted confident Faked being busy Thought you were muted Had the spotlight on and panicked Dressed up for the wrong event Cried in the washroom Had tech die during a presentation Submitted the wrong file Confessed a crush via text Tried to run and tripped Used a meme in an official reply Cried over a spilled drink Wore mismatched socks Typed “haha” instead of answering Card 3 Slept through a class Got overly honest on a feedback form Hit “Leave Meeting” too fast Messed up a password thrice Over- apologized Tech glitch mid- submission Started a sentence and bailed halfway Showed up in pajamas Tried a hack and made it worse Forgot your ID Typed your crush’s name in search— publicly Forgot an assignment “I have the receipts… unfortunately.” Replied too fast and seemed desperate Forgot you had class Sent a selfie to the wrong chat Forgot an exam date Sent a risky text Slept through an exam Wrote “Dear Sir” to a female prof Sent a voice note while crying Said “you too” to “enjoy your meal” Burned your food Gave yourself a pep talk out loud Got overconfident on the wrong topic Tripped while dancing Yawned dramatically and got caught Typed “pls help” then didn’t send Forgot a meeting Bombed a surprise quiz Thought the assignment was due next week Sent “sorry” 3 times in one convo Said something dumb out loud Was confident it was due next week Used the wrong hashtag publicly Sent a text rant… to the person it was about Fell asleep mid-Z oom Tripped in public Card 16 Had your ringtone go off LOUD Said something deep and got ignored Got tagged in an old cringy post Got roasted for your playlist Tried to take a sip and missed your mouth Showed up early and had to wait awkwardly Crushed on a TA Pulled an all- nighter Forgot to attach a file Said “I’m fine” 18 times Got caught eavesdropping Slept through an alarm Wrote “sent from iPhone” on a desktop email Got food all over your notes Told a secret to the wrong friend Joined a call and instantly panicked Mixed up someone’s name and identity Thought your screen was off (it wasn’t) Wore mismatched shoes Commented on a post from 2012 Hit record by mistake Fumbled your name Forgot your password Faked understanding something Thought it was a dream… it wasn’t Got asked a question and blanked out Took a call mid- class Overshared on a class group chat Cried because of grades Typed in all caps by accident Ran into someone you talked about Missed a class because you were vibing Called someone sir/ma’am by mistake Muted yourself and talked Got the date completely wrong Texted your crush by mistake Tripped in front of a crush Screamed internally in public Replied “yes” to a rhetorical post Card 10 Thought your mic was off Group project disaster Forgot your friend’s name mid- sentence Slept through a class Panic- submitted without proofreading Said “you too” at the wrong moment Tech fail during a test Tried to multitask and dropped everything Card 26 “My talent is public embarrassment.” Panicked and hit “Leave Meeting” Panicked mid-flirt Took the wrong exam paper “Failure? I call it performance art.” Thought something was due next week Took the wrong bus Accidentally sent a screenshot Submitted blank by accident Got clowned in a group chat Slept in instead of attending Left class with your mic on Overthought a simple text Procrastinated till it hurt Baked a cake and forgot the sugar Typed a full paragraph and deleted it Slept mid- lecture Spammed someone by accident Tried to sing and cracked Said something smart and no one noticed Was confident and still failed Made a typo in a flirty text Wrote “lol” while spiraling Made up an excuse that backfired Missed a deadline by minutes Wore two different shoes Got outvoted in your own idea Typed “lmao” while crying “Plot twist: it got worse.” Forgot your own topic Replied- all by mistake Got zero attendance for a class Got scared by your own reflection Messaged the prof thinking it was a friend Forgot your bag somewhere Laughed too loud in class Missed a submission by 1 minute Said “what?” five times in a row Signed up and never showed up Confessed something meant for your notes app Over- prepared and still failed Spammed a group chat alone Typed a risky text and then ghosted Typed “Pls ignore” and sent it anyway Overthought a text for 20 mins Zoom background exposed your messy room Shared a very old selfie as “new” Hit reply- all by accident “Me? Embarrassed? Always.” Thought the camera was off Tripped walking up stairs Called someone the wrong name Cried in the library Cried in the library Ate during a serious Zoom Forgot you had class today Took a nap and woke up 6 hours later Tried to be mysterious, just confused people Clicked “Reply All” by accident Accidentally joined the wrong Zoom Spilled tea/coffee on notes Sent a weird emoji by accident Said “that’s crazy” 5 times Liked your crush’s post from 2014 Forgot to unmute Cried over cold coffee Went into a spiral over a typo Showed your to-do list and it was empty Bombed a test Reacted to an old message awkwardly Got a message that said “we need to talk” Forgot to mute and sang Walked in the wrong direction Realized you missed roll call Mistook someone’s sibling as their partner Made a joke and got silence Called someone the wrong name Forgot to hit “record” Forgot an important date Forgot what subject you were in “Every day is a blooper reel.” Card 8 Tripped while rushing Typed “lmao” in an obituary chat Gave a fake answer in class Got emotional while writing notes Skipped class and missed something big Said “you too” and walked away fast Forgot your mask/sanitizer/water/bag — everything Tripped in the library “We don’t talk about this era.” Copy-pasted something embarrassing Zoomed in on your own face Gave wrong directions Card 5 Wore mismatched socks Accidentally insulted someone trying to be funny Replied “Thanks” to “Happy Birthday” Accidentally liked an old photo Panicked during roll call Tried a trend and failed Laughed in a serious moment Replied to the wrong story Realized you were in the wrong subject group Slept through a major exam Card 17 Card 20 Repeated the same outfit thrice Got a low grade after flexing Walked into a class not yours Hit caps lock and just kept going Called a stranger “bhaiya” too loudly Messed up a handshake/high five Talked to someone thinking they were someone else Reacted “❤️” by accident Card 15 Card 11 Doubted yourself and got it right Cried while journaling Showed up late and everyone stared Forgot your student ID Mixed up dates for a test Replied “same” when it didn’t apply Replied with the wrong name Had food stuck in your teeth Waved to someone who wasn’t waving Typed an apology that made things worse Forgot your own phone number Cried because you were overwhelmed Replied “Thanks” to a compliment Got food poisoning Played music on mute Canceled plans for no reason Submitted the wrong file Binge- watched instead of working “I peaked in confusion.” Mistook sarcasm for compliments Sent a text to the wrong person Faked confidence in a viva Missed the class even though you were free Thought you passed— plot twist Walked into glass Messed up your own quote Waved back to a stranger Fumbled a joke in a group chat Said something and instantly cringed Binge- watched instead of studying Lost your notes before the exam Forgot your lines Posted something and deleted it immediately Tried to lie but got caught Couldn’t find the mute button Gave a motivational quote in the wrong context Did math wrong in public Yelled “present!” on mute Walked into the wrong lecture Thought someone waved at you Mixed up “mute” and “video” Smiled awkwardly for too long Texted the wrong group chat Studied for the wrong exam Talked over someone in class Card 4 Sent a meme to your teacher
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Accidentally opened your camera
Roasted yourself too hard
“Embarrassment is my cardio.”
Lost your ID
Flirted by accident
Ran into someone after talking about them
Quoted your ex by mistake
Sent a pic to the wrong chat
Thought something was optional (it wasn’t)
Replied-all in an email
Ran into your teacher outside class
Shared a hot take no one asked for
Sent a voice note with background chaos
Fumbled your name during intro
Had a prof roast your formatting
Ate loudly in a quiet place
Faked being chill and overdid it
Cried in the bathroom
Sent a message to the prof instead of a friend
Laughed at something that wasn’t a joke
Had your playlist expose you
Sent the wrong PDF
Thought class was offline
Said “wait what?” in a test
Laughed too hard at your own joke
Said “me too” to a story that didn’t match
Fell asleep on call
Lost a pen in the exam
Zoned out mid-argument
Misspelled your own name
Forgot your umbrella, got soaked
Stuttered in a fun game
Overreacted, instantly regretted
Typed “yaayyy!” sarcastically but it looked real
“My autobiography would be called ‘Oops.’”
Tried to bluff in a viva
Got locked out of your room
Said “you too” in the wrong moment
Fake smiled through a disaster day
Hit send too soon
Card 13
Got scared of your own alarm
Got emotional during class
Showed up for something that got rescheduled
Forgot it was Monday
Missed something obvious in class
Messed up a basic concept
Showed up early and waited awkwardly
Typed “sent from my iPhone” on a laptop
Fumbled your coffee + emotions
Quoted something wrong confidently
Accidentally sent a meme to a prof
Had autocorrect betray you
Slept through your alarm
Had to Google basic concepts
Tried to joke and got ignored
Lied about reading something
Card 29
Realized you missed a deadline last week
Card 18
Shared notes that had random doodles
Overslept for something important
Promised to change on Monday
Said “You too” to “Good luck”
Got ghosted… by your own mood
Sent a voice note crying
Lost your ID
Card 30
Submitted something outdated
Thought you failed—ended up passing
Sent an email with a huge typo
Submitted a meme by accident
“We move in ✨delusion✨.”
Spoke for 5 mins and said nothing
Wrote the wrong date on a paper
“If I ignore it, it didn’t happen.”
Replied “L” to someone’s achievement
Called someone “mom” or “sir” by mistake
“I came. I flopped. I logged out.”
Thought the camera was off
Had a snack fall mid-lecture
Typed in the wrong group
Called someone the wrong name
Walked into class while it was ending
Laughed and snorted
Dressed wrong for a theme day
Ghosted then saw them in person
Slept through a test
Ran into your prof while skipping
Lost track mid-sentence
DMed the wrong person
Sent a flirty emoji to a prof
Promised to start fresh… again
Called your teacher “mom” or “dad”
Clicked “submit” on the wrong form
Ghosted someone and saw them next day
Zoom filter stayed on
Slept through a class
Cried because of a group project
Canceled plans to nap
Told a joke no one got
Submitted wrong file
Didn’t realize you were on camera
Card 24
Typed “lmao” while tearing up
Replied “same” to “my grandma died”
Told your crush something cringe
Sent a text to the wrong person
Waved too early
Mistook sarcasm for flirting
Forgot your own birthday
Sent a confessional by mistake
Lied about “just seeing the message”
Left your charger and panicked
Forgot your laptop charger
Got ratioed in the group chat
Replied with the wrong name
Called someone wrong name
Thought you were muted while humming
Texted “I’m outside” to the wrong person
Forgot your umbrella, got drenched
Forgot your PIN
Ghosted and got ghosted back
Replied “lol” to a serious message
Wrote a love note you never sent
Spammed a prof accidentally
Spoke in class just for attendance
Reused a joke that didn’t land
Got caught making faces on camera
Pulled an all-nighter and still failed
Forgot what you were watching mid-show
Deleted a story after 3 views
Said “it’s fine” but it was not
Reposted an old story by accident
Thought your mic was muted
Card 21
Said something dramatic, instantly tripped
Deleted your own notes
Bombed a test
Pretended to be okay (you weren’t)
Yelled “present!” in the wrong class
Tried to hide your snack
Got caught singing during a call
Googled “How to disappear”
Tried to fake an accent
Lied about a deadline
Ran into your ex-friend
Used the wrong link for a meeting
Thought class was canceled (it wasn’t)
Tried to sneak in late—got noticed
Cried after getting good marks (confusion tears)
Cancelled plans for no reason
Forgot what you were saying mid-rant
Shared notes with the wrong group
Stumbled over a simple word
Wore fancy clothes to a casual meet
Forgot a name mid-introduction
Forgot how to spell a common word
“Brain.exe stopped responding.”
Submitted the wrong file
Cried in the library
Tripped in public
Sent a risky text
Said “You too” to “Congrats”
Card 25
Mic stayed on and chaos followed
Mistook sarcasm for sincerity
Sent a risky text and regretted it
Turned in a rough draft by accident
Slept through a test
Made an “oops” a weekly habit
Started speaking without knowing what to say
Got lost on campus
Tried to be funny—no one laughed
Studied the wrong material
Posted a draft instead of saving it
Referred to a prof by nickname—out loud
Spoke too fast and fumbled it
Sent a reply meant for someone else
Said “love you” on accident
Forgot your lines mid-sentence
Overshared by accident
Forgot an assignment
Got rejected from something
Forgot your wallet
Forgot your password in an exam
Dropped your phone in a dramatic moment
Got called out in a group chat
Spilled your drink publicly
Sent a voice note rant to the wrong person
Said “love you” to a teacher
Didn’t hear a thing in the last class
“Cried over nothing”
Fake smiled through a bad day
Gave an excuse and instantly got exposed
Turned a compliment into awkwardness
Zoned out and got caught
Put milk before cereal
Card 9
Sent a meme mid-fight
Got too real in a journaling prompt
Texted the wrong person about them
Forgot a friend's birthday
Liked your own post
Took a screenshot WITH notification
Called your ex “babe” by accident
Answered when no one asked
Texted your mom like a friend
Showed up in the wrong outfit
Walked into a closed door
Started a sentence with no plan
Overheard talking about someone
Tried to be mysterious and just seemed rude
Sent a screenshot with YOUR message in it
Called someone “dad” by accident
Lost track of days
“Failure’s favorite child.”
Forgot your passcode
Zoom camera was on unexpectedly
Sent a text to the wrong person
Slept through a morning class
Thought someone was flirting. Nope.
Slept mid-lecture
Card 7
Tried to flex, failed
Laughed at the wrong time
Burned food during a call
Texted your ex (accidentally or not 👀)
Slept through your alarm... twice
Replied “same” but it wasn’t
Made eye contact while zoning out
Forgot your own question
Saw someone wave and dodged it
Missed the obvious answer in a quiz
Crushed on a prof and hated yourself
Had a tech fail during a test
Complimented someone who wasn’t them
Texted during class and got caught
Realized your camera was ON
Made a Google Meet your personal diary
Googled symptoms and panicked
Replied “Thanks!” to “See you”
Overheard talking about someone
Got roasted by a prof
Got rejected from something
Said something in class and instantly regretted it
Said “Who’s that?” about someone right behind you
Walked into class late & loud
Got locked out
Forgot your own birthday
Messed up a file name
Laughed at your own flop
Thought today was Sunday
Forgot to attach the file
Replied “ok” in 0.2 secs
Shared a post meant for close friends publicly
Sent the wrong link
Confused a deadline with a different subject
Mistyped something NSFW by accident
Sent a risky text
Talked over someone and kept going
Shared your screen with 42 tabs open
Panicked and closed Zoom mid-call
Lied about reading something
Thought they were flirting—oops
Said “you too” to “happy birthday”
Got ghosted after sending a long message
Answered confidently but was very wrong
Fell asleep during a movie night
Got locked out in pajamas
Wrote the wrong subject name on a paper
Procrastinated a full week
Zoning out and got called out
Said “same” when it made zero sense
Got emotional during a meme
Said “I’m fine” and clearly wasn’t
Walked into a friend’s awkward convo
“My brain? Not present, Your Honour.”
Card 27
Forgot a friend's name mid-intro
Cried at a random ad
Burned your food
Got secondhand embarrassment
Was the only one who forgot the dress code
Procrastinated a project
Reposted something embarrassing
Forgot to do laundry
Burned your lunch
Had something fall from your bag dramatically
Googled everything during class
Gave a presentation with the wrong slides
Thought you understood… but didn’t
Ran into a prof off-campus
Forgot your own point
Said “bruh” to a teacher
Made your phone alarm go off during class
Said “goodnight” at noon
Spilled something dramatic
Zoom crashed mid-presentation
Got caught stalking
Mixed up dates & panicked
Bombed a test
Texted the wrong group
Lost your notes before an exam
Left something in the microwave too long
Screamed into the void (or your pillow)
Wrote a love letter in your notes app
Gave a sarcastic answer that backfired
Ate something and regretted it
Danced and slipped
“Main character? More like side quest.”
Sent a text meant for someone else
Liked an old pic while stalking
Studied the wrong chapter
Forgot you were sharing your screen
Missed your own cue in a group thing
“At least I looked cute.”
Quoted something deep, got roasted
Didn’t realize you were unmuted
Gave wrong directions confidently
Mistyped a crucial number
Card 19
Tech fail mid-class
Slept through a class
Turned in a doc titled “final_final_v4”
Tried to be inspirational and failed
Answered before reading the question
Said “same” inappropriately
Forgot your wallet
Tech crash at the worst time
Got locked out
Laughed at the wrong time
Missed the deadline by 5 mins
Cursed with mic on
Thought an assignment was optional
Got too honest on a form
“I swear I was doing my best.”
Laughed at your own joke—alone
Cried during a meme
Wrote your name in the wrong place
Answered a rhetorical question
Bombed a test
Gave a wrong confident answer
Group project with zero contribution
Sent the wrong screenshot
Cried at a group meeting
Said “you too” to “take care”
Pretended to understand
Laughed alone at a meme
Saved a file as “pls work”
Burned Maggi
Pretended to get a call to escape
“Just here for vibes and regret.”
Forgot your ID at home
Forgot your own schedule
Misread instructions
Crushed on someone off-limits
Burned your food
Sent a laughing emoji in a serious convo
Used the wrong word and it sounded dirty
Muted yourself for the whole presentation
Tried to fake confidence and cracked
Called someone by the wrong name
Ate something weird before class
Blanked out while presenting
Answered confidently—wrongly
Mic picked up something embarrassing
“I lived. I laughed. I regretted everything.”
Deleted the assignment by mistake
Sent a joke that got misread
Stuttered in the intro
Texted in class and got called out
Made up an excuse on the spot
Fell asleep while journaling
Forgot to eat during finals
Called your teacher “bro”
Sent a compliment to the wrong person
Said “love you” to a stranger
Forgot to save work
Forgot your own password
Wore shoes on the wrong feet
Spoke with food in your mouth
Typed a message in the wrong chat
Card 22
Got an F on a group project YOU led
Had a breakdown over small stuff
Slept on your books
Complained and realized mic was on
Apologized unnecessarily
Burned your midnight snack
Tripped in front of a group
Dressed up for the wrong event
Posted an inside joke publicly
“If I had a rupee for every L I’ve taken…”
Card 2
Didn’t study and prayed
Sent the wrong text in panic
Accidentally flirted
Card 12
Texted “on my way” while still in bed
Showed up for class on holiday
Shared a meme meant for someone else
“My villain origin story started here.”
Slept through an alarm
Pretended to know the answer
“Mistakes were made. Again.”
Forgot what day it was mid-week
Sent the wrong voice note
Forgot what you were saying halfway through
Fell for an obvious scam
Misclicked and exposed something
Exposed your Google search
Got stuck in a loop of “new beginning”
Exposed your own crush
Realized your background noise was embarrassing
Screen shared accidentally
Thought class started at 10 (it didn’t)
Forgot what day it was
Mistook someone for your friend
Showed up for class on Sunday
“Send help. Or snacks.”
Got food poisoning
Had your diary open on screen share
Sent a risky text then ghosted
Used a quote in the wrong context
Talked about someone—while they were there
Had a breakdown in the bathroom
Forgot to press “submit”
Thought you passed—definitely failed
Left class early, wrong day
Said “you too” to “happy birthday”
Pretended to laugh
Took a “short break” and woke up hours later
Tried to flirt and failed
Submitted the wrong file
Used the wrong person’s name
Tried to wing a presentation
Answered “yes” to the wrong question
Slept with the lights on out of fear
Card 14
Cried while eating
Smiled through a roast
Realized you were in the wrong class
Slept through a class
Panicked and hit “send”
Fell asleep during a call
Sent a meme to the wrong person
Card 1
Forgot an assignment deadline
Forgot your own intro
Forgot your own birthday
Said “I’ll join” and never did
Card 6
Lied and it became a whole mess
Forgot where you kept your phone
Mistook your prof’s spouse for them
Laughed at a serious announcement
Zoned out in public
Got friend-zoned
Messed up a first impression
“Oops is my whole personality.”
Laughed at a serious moment
Made a typo in a serious email
Forgot where you saved your file
Was too honest in an icebreaker
Said “I understand” and didn’t
Said “you too” to “enjoy your meal”
Spilled water on your charger
Showed up to class with toothpaste on you
Got called out for multitasking
Missed the attendance call
Waved at someone who wasn’t waving
Walked into the wrong room
Panicked while ordering food
Submitted 2 mins late
Got ghosted by a groupmate
Missed a bus/train
Thought it was Sunday—it wasn’t
Wrote a whole assignment last minute
Thought someone waved at you—false alarm
Forgot what floor you lived on
Wrote a whole essay in the wrong language
Stumbled over your own words
Posted a typo and left it
Shared a TikTok in the wrong chat
Typed a risky message then deleted it 10 times
Replied all in a serious email
Card 28
Thought you were muted
Missed a class while being on campus
“I’m just here to cause problems and leave.”
Left someone on read for a week
Texted a crush and panicked
Procrastinated way too long
Made a face and forgot the camera was on
Forgot to cite sources
Walked into a glass door
Card 23
Got called out in a presentation
Stood up and forgot you were in boxers
Zoom link didn’t work… for you
Rewrote an essay from scratch at 3 AM
Fell asleep mid-reading
Spilled food on your notes
Group project flop
Made a reference no one got
Fell for a fake announcement
Got passive-aggressive in a doc comment
Got ghosted
Failed at making small talk
Confessed and got left on read
Muted yourself and acted confident
Faked being busy
Thought you were muted
Had the spotlight on and panicked
Dressed up for the wrong event
Cried in the washroom
Had tech die during a presentation
Submitted the wrong file
Confessed a crush via text
Tried to run and tripped
Used a meme in an official reply
Cried over a spilled drink
Wore mismatched socks
Typed “haha” instead of answering
Card 3
Slept through a class
Got overly honest on a feedback form
Hit “Leave Meeting” too fast
Messed up a password thrice
Over-apologized
Tech glitch mid-submission
Started a sentence and bailed halfway
Showed up in pajamas
Tried a hack and made it worse
Forgot your ID
Typed your crush’s name in search—publicly
Forgot an assignment
“I have the receipts… unfortunately.”
Replied too fast and seemed desperate
Forgot you had class
Sent a selfie to the wrong chat
Forgot an exam date
Sent a risky text
Slept through an exam
Wrote “Dear Sir” to a female prof
Sent a voice note while crying
Said “you too” to “enjoy your meal”
Burned your food
Gave yourself a pep talk out loud
Got overconfident on the wrong topic
Tripped while dancing
Yawned dramatically and got caught
Typed “pls help” then didn’t send
Forgot a meeting
Bombed a surprise quiz
Thought the assignment was due next week
Sent “sorry” 3 times in one convo
Said something dumb out loud
Was confident it was due next week
Used the wrong hashtag publicly
Sent a text rant… to the person it was about
Fell asleep mid-Zoom
Tripped in public
Card 16
Had your ringtone go off LOUD
Said something deep and got ignored
Got tagged in an old cringy post
Got roasted for your playlist
Tried to take a sip and missed your mouth
Showed up early and had to wait awkwardly
Crushed on a TA
Pulled an all-nighter
Forgot to attach a file
Said “I’m fine” 18 times
Got caught eavesdropping
Slept through an alarm
Wrote “sent from iPhone” on a desktop email
Got food all over your notes
Told a secret to the wrong friend
Joined a call and instantly panicked
Mixed up someone’s name and identity
Thought your screen was off (it wasn’t)
Wore mismatched shoes
Commented on a post from 2012
Hit record by mistake
Fumbled your name
Forgot your password
Faked understanding something
Thought it was a dream… it wasn’t
Got asked a question and blanked out
Took a call mid-class
Overshared on a class group chat
Cried because of grades
Typed in all caps by accident
Ran into someone you talked about
Missed a class because you were vibing
Called someone sir/ma’am by mistake
Muted yourself and talked
Got the date completely wrong
Texted your crush by mistake
Tripped in front of a crush
Screamed internally in public
Replied “yes” to a rhetorical post
Card 10
Thought your mic was off
Group project disaster
Forgot your friend’s name mid-sentence
Slept through a class
Panic-submitted without proofreading
Said “you too” at the wrong moment
Tech fail during a test
Tried to multitask and dropped everything
Card 26
“My talent is public embarrassment.”
Panicked and hit “Leave Meeting”
Panicked mid-flirt
Took the wrong exam paper
“Failure? I call it performance art.”
Thought something was due next week
Took the wrong bus
Accidentally sent a screenshot
Submitted blank by accident
Got clowned in a group chat
Slept in instead of attending
Left class with your mic on
Overthought a simple text
Procrastinated till it hurt
Baked a cake and forgot the sugar
Typed a full paragraph and deleted it
Slept mid-lecture
Spammed someone by accident
Tried to sing and cracked
Said something smart and no one noticed
Was confident and still failed
Made a typo in a flirty text
Wrote “lol” while spiraling
Made up an excuse that backfired
Missed a deadline by minutes
Wore two different shoes
Got outvoted in your own idea
Typed “lmao” while crying
“Plot twist: it got worse.”
Forgot your own topic
Replied-all by mistake
Got zero attendance for a class
Got scared by your own reflection
Messaged the prof thinking it was a friend
Forgot your bag somewhere
Laughed too loud in class
Missed a submission by 1 minute
Said “what?” five times in a row
Signed up and never showed up
Confessed something meant for your notes app
Over-prepared and still failed
Spammed a group chat alone
Typed a risky text and then ghosted
Typed “Pls ignore” and sent it anyway
Overthought a text for 20 mins
Zoom background exposed your messy room
Shared a very old selfie as “new”
Hit reply-all by accident
“Me? Embarrassed? Always.”
Thought the camera was off
Tripped walking up stairs
Called someone the wrong name
Cried in the library
Cried in the library
Ate during a serious Zoom
Forgot you had class today
Took a nap and woke up 6 hours later
Tried to be mysterious, just confused people
Clicked “Reply All” by accident
Accidentally joined the wrong Zoom
Spilled tea/coffee on notes
Sent a weird emoji by accident
Said “that’s crazy” 5 times
Liked your crush’s post from 2014
Forgot to unmute
Cried over cold coffee
Went into a spiral over a typo
Showed your to-do list and it was empty
Bombed a test
Reacted to an old message awkwardly
Got a message that said “we need to talk”
Forgot to mute and sang
Walked in the wrong direction
Realized you missed roll call
Mistook someone’s sibling as their partner
Made a joke and got silence
Called someone the wrong name
Forgot to hit “record”
Forgot an important date
Forgot what subject you were in
“Every day is a blooper reel.”
Card 8
Tripped while rushing
Typed “lmao” in an obituary chat
Gave a fake answer in class
Got emotional while writing notes
Skipped class and missed something big
Said “you too” and walked away fast
Forgot your mask/sanitizer/water/bag — everything
Tripped in the library
“We don’t talk about this era.”
Copy-pasted something embarrassing
Zoomed in on your own face
Gave wrong directions
Card 5
Wore mismatched socks
Accidentally insulted someone trying to be funny
Replied “Thanks” to “Happy Birthday”
Accidentally liked an old photo
Panicked during roll call
Tried a trend and failed
Laughed in a serious moment
Replied to the wrong story
Realized you were in the wrong subject group
Slept through a major exam
Card 17
Card 20
Repeated the same outfit thrice
Got a low grade after flexing
Walked into a class not yours
Hit caps lock and just kept going
Called a stranger “bhaiya” too loudly
Messed up a handshake/high five
Talked to someone thinking they were someone else
Reacted “❤️” by accident
Card 15
Card 11
Doubted yourself and got it right
Cried while journaling
Showed up late and everyone stared
Forgot your student ID
Mixed up dates for a test
Replied “same” when it didn’t apply
Replied with the wrong name
Had food stuck in your teeth
Waved to someone who wasn’t waving
Typed an apology that made things worse
Forgot your own phone number
Cried because you were overwhelmed
Replied “Thanks” to a compliment
Got food poisoning
Played music on mute
Canceled plans for no reason
Submitted the wrong file
Binge-watched instead of working
“I peaked in confusion.”
Mistook sarcasm for compliments
Sent a text to the wrong person
Faked confidence in a viva
Missed the class even though you were free
Thought you passed—plot twist
Walked into glass
Messed up your own quote
Waved back to a stranger
Fumbled a joke in a group chat
Said something and instantly cringed
Binge-watched instead of studying
Lost your notes before the exam
Forgot your lines
Posted something and deleted it immediately
Tried to lie but got caught
Couldn’t find the mute button
Gave a motivational quote in the wrong context
Did math wrong in public
Yelled “present!” on mute
Walked into the wrong lecture
Thought someone waved at you
Mixed up “mute” and “video”
Smiled awkwardly for too long
Texted the wrong group chat
Studied for the wrong exam
Talked over someone in class
Card 4
Sent a meme to your teacher
