I'monlyhumanMisconstruedTwistmywordsIt isunfortunateNot what Imeant/Notmy intentMy heartgoes outtoActuallySorry if youmisunderstoodDo notrecallGodknowsmy heartItdistressesme thatMy [x]friend/My [x]friend wasn'tupsetWhat ImeantwasSorry youfeel thatway/SorryifAll thefactsThis isnot whoI amIt was ajoke/myhumor isedgyBaselessrumorsAnyonewhoknows meIf itsoundedlikeOut ofcontextBelievetheworstMyowntraumaI ampayingthe priceI'monlyhumanMisconstruedTwistmywordsIt isunfortunateNot what Imeant/Notmy intentMy heartgoes outtoActuallySorry if youmisunderstoodDo notrecallGodknowsmy heartItdistressesme thatMy [x]friend/My [x]friend wasn'tupsetWhat ImeantwasSorry youfeel thatway/SorryifAll thefactsThis isnot whoI amIt was ajoke/myhumor isedgyBaselessrumorsAnyonewhoknows meIf itsoundedlikeOut ofcontextBelievetheworstMyowntraumaI ampayingthe price

Bad Apology Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I'm only human
  2. Misconstrued
  3. Twist my words
  4. It is unfortunate
  5. Not what I meant/Not my intent
  6. My heart goes out to
  7. Actually
  8. Sorry if you misunderstood
  9. Do not recall
  10. God knows my heart
  11. It distresses me that
  12. My [x] friend/My [x] friend wasn't upset
  13. What I meant was
  14. Sorry you feel that way/Sorry if
  15. All the facts
  16. This is not who I am
  17. It was a joke/my humor is edgy
  18. Baseless rumors
  19. Anyone who knows me
  20. If it sounded like
  21. Out of context
  22. Believe the worst
  23. My own trauma
  24. I am paying the price