(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Go afk after the first boss. When asked if you're coming immediately say "the key was bricked anyway". Continue observing the despair
Do not EVER say hi/bye/please/sorry to teammates.
That's for wimps with tons of time
Post that blizz should die for the recent x% nerf of your spec. If only they would understand the game you do, theorycrafter
INSULT OTHERS IN CAPS
Report a player for *insert a minmaxer reason* and tell them about it
Accuse a poster upset with being bullied in being responsible for being bullied
Kick the player who said 'hi' upon joining. The audacity!
Rage about a world building feature that made you lose precious time
Post about how aug ruined wow. Say "great experiment", "good riddance", "should have been tank", "gave 1-3 key difference". Be an independent thinker!
Ragequit after the first wipe. Before being teleported out avenge your lost time by explaining how bad the team was
Tell teammates to delete the character/ game/ themselves
Post about how DDs who don't play as meta are handicapping you. Justify with simulation charts, be confident as if you understand the math behind it
Yell at the tank who didn't choose the meta shortcut
Tell the player who applied not being meta that they *insert insult*
Yell at the healer who didn't do enough damage
Post "I feel like I'm the only one who always *insert function* in m+"
