Trainwreck transfer from OSH Found wound on 4 eyes assessment Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times Brain Drain Patient's daughter is a "Nurse" Ordered a P-500 Bed Wrote a star award Asked visitor to wear shoes CRRT cartridge clotted CO2 >105 Patient left AMA Lactic >10 Called an inpatient code stroke Mass Transfusion Protocol Bedside chest tube insertion Flew patient out Transferred patient to 5th floor Filled out a Toni Award Filled out a Daisy award Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors Mystery stain on scrubs Tube Exchange Responded to CAT/Code Blue TTM Patient Visitor brought in a baby Tornado! "I gotta let you go, we've got cows!" Called security on patient Ejected a visitor Admitted a fresh trauma Fired by patient Took the in-house code blue patient Broke up a block party in patient's room Took full lunch break off the floor PH <7 Ordered an Envella bed Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels Violent Restraints Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2 Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene) "Securrity! This visitor's got to go" 0630 or 1830 admission Bedside Bronch (Yipee!) Trainwreck transfer from OSH Found wound on 4 eyes assessment Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times Brain Drain Patient's daughter is a "Nurse" Ordered a P-500 Bed Wrote a star award Asked visitor to wear shoes CRRT cartridge clotted CO2 >105 Patient left AMA Lactic >10 Called an inpatient code stroke Mass Transfusion Protocol Bedside chest tube insertion Flew patient out Transferred patient to 5th floor Filled out a Toni Award Filled out a Daisy award Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors Mystery stain on scrubs Tube Exchange Responded to CAT/Code Blue TTM Patient Visitor brought in a baby Tornado! "I gotta let you go, we've got cows!" Called security on patient Ejected a visitor Admitted a fresh trauma Fired by patient Took the in-house code blue patient Broke up a block party in patient's room Took full lunch break off the floor PH <7 Ordered an Envella bed Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels Violent Restraints Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2 Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene) "Securrity! This visitor's got to go" 0630 or 1830 admission Bedside Bronch (Yipee!)
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Trainwreck transfer from OSH
Found wound on 4 eyes assessment
Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting
Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times
Brain Drain
Patient's daughter is a "Nurse"
Ordered a P-500 Bed
Wrote a star award
Asked visitor to wear shoes
CRRT cartridge clotted
CO2 >105
Patient left AMA
Lactic >10
Called an inpatient code stroke
Mass Transfusion Protocol
Bedside chest tube insertion
Flew patient out
Transferred patient to 5th floor
Filled out a Toni Award
Filled out a Daisy award
Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors
Mystery stain on scrubs
Tube Exchange
Responded to CAT/Code Blue
TTM Patient
Visitor brought in a baby
Tornado!
"I gotta let you go, we've got cows!"
Called security on patient
Ejected a visitor
Admitted a fresh trauma
Fired by patient
Took the in-house code blue patient
Broke up a block party in patient's room
Took full lunch break off the floor
PH <7
Ordered an Envella bed
Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels
Violent Restraints
Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit
Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2
Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene)
"Securrity! This visitor's got to go"
0630 or 1830 admission
Bedside Bronch (Yipee!)
