Trainwreck transfer from OSH Bedside Bronch (Yipee!) Mystery stain on scrubs Fired by patient Violent Restraints Called an inpatient code stroke Patient left AMA 0630 or 1830 admission Asked visitor to wear shoes Tornado! "I gotta let you go, we've got cows!" Patient's daughter is a "Nurse" Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2 "Securrity! This visitor's got to go" Ordered a P-500 Bed Lactic >10 Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times Filled out a Toni Award Flew patient out Visitor brought in a baby Called security on patient Took full lunch break off the floor Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene) CRRT cartridge clotted Wrote a star award Transferred patient to 5th floor Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit Bedside chest tube insertion Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors Filled out a Daisy award Tube Exchange Found wound on 4 eyes assessment CO2 >105 PH <7 Took the in-house code blue patient Broke up a block party in patient's room Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting Brain Drain Ejected a visitor Mass Transfusion Protocol TTM Patient Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels Responded to CAT/Code Blue Admitted a fresh trauma Ordered an Envella bed Trainwreck transfer from OSH Bedside Bronch (Yipee!) Mystery stain on scrubs Fired by patient Violent Restraints Called an inpatient code stroke Patient left AMA 0630 or 1830 admission Asked visitor to wear shoes Tornado! "I gotta let you go, we've got cows!" Patient's daughter is a "Nurse" Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2 "Securrity! This visitor's got to go" Ordered a P-500 Bed Lactic >10 Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times Filled out a Toni Award Flew patient out Visitor brought in a baby Called security on patient Took full lunch break off the floor Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene) CRRT cartridge clotted Wrote a star award Transferred patient to 5th floor Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit Bedside chest tube insertion Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors Filled out a Daisy award Tube Exchange Found wound on 4 eyes assessment CO2 >105 PH <7 Took the in-house code blue patient Broke up a block party in patient's room Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting Brain Drain Ejected a visitor Mass Transfusion Protocol TTM Patient Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels Responded to CAT/Code Blue Admitted a fresh trauma Ordered an Envella bed
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Trainwreck transfer from OSH
Bedside Bronch (Yipee!)
Mystery stain on scrubs
Fired by patient
Violent Restraints
Called an inpatient code stroke
Patient left AMA
0630 or 1830 admission
Asked visitor to wear shoes
Tornado!
"I gotta let you go, we've got cows!"
Patient's daughter is a "Nurse"
Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2
"Securrity! This visitor's got to go"
Ordered a P-500 Bed
Lactic >10
Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times
Filled out a Toni Award
Flew patient out
Visitor brought in a baby
Called security on patient
Took full lunch break off the floor
Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene)
CRRT cartridge clotted
Wrote a star award
Transferred patient to 5th floor
Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit
Bedside chest tube insertion
Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors
Filled out a Daisy award
Tube Exchange
Found wound on 4 eyes assessment
CO2 >105
PH <7
Took the in-house code blue patient
Broke up a block party in patient's room
Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting
Brain Drain
Ejected a visitor
Mass Transfusion Protocol
TTM Patient
Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels
Responded to CAT/Code Blue
Admitted a fresh trauma
Ordered an Envella bed
