Mass Transfusion Protocol Called an inpatient code stroke Mystery stain on scrubs Responded to CAT/Code Blue Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2 Visitor brought in a baby Wrote a star award Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene) Fired by patient PH <7 Ordered an Envella bed "Securrity! This visitor's got to go" Found wound on 4 eyes assessment Filled out a Toni Award Patient left AMA Trainwreck transfer from OSH Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors Brain Drain 0630 or 1830 admission Ordered a P-500 Bed Tornado! "I gotta let you go, we've got cows!" Transferred patient to 5th floor Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit Admitted a fresh trauma TTM Patient Flew patient out Bedside Bronch (Yipee!) Called security on patient Patient's daughter is a "Nurse" Bedside chest tube insertion Took full lunch break off the floor Asked visitor to wear shoes Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting Lactic >10 Took the in-house code blue patient Violent Restraints CRRT cartridge clotted Tube Exchange Ejected a visitor Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times Filled out a Daisy award Broke up a block party in patient's room Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels CO2 >105 Mass Transfusion Protocol Called an inpatient code stroke Mystery stain on scrubs Responded to CAT/Code Blue Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2 Visitor brought in a baby Wrote a star award Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene) Fired by patient PH <7 Ordered an Envella bed "Securrity! This visitor's got to go" Found wound on 4 eyes assessment Filled out a Toni Award Patient left AMA Trainwreck transfer from OSH Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors Brain Drain 0630 or 1830 admission Ordered a P-500 Bed Tornado! "I gotta let you go, we've got cows!" Transferred patient to 5th floor Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit Admitted a fresh trauma TTM Patient Flew patient out Bedside Bronch (Yipee!) Called security on patient Patient's daughter is a "Nurse" Bedside chest tube insertion Took full lunch break off the floor Asked visitor to wear shoes Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting Lactic >10 Took the in-house code blue patient Violent Restraints CRRT cartridge clotted Tube Exchange Ejected a visitor Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times Filled out a Daisy award Broke up a block party in patient's room Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels CO2 >105
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Mass Transfusion Protocol
Called an inpatient code stroke
Mystery stain on scrubs
Responded to CAT/Code Blue
Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2
Visitor brought in a baby
Wrote a star award
Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene)
Fired by patient
PH <7
Ordered an Envella bed
"Securrity! This visitor's got to go"
Found wound on 4 eyes assessment
Filled out a Toni Award
Patient left AMA
Trainwreck transfer from OSH
Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors
Brain Drain
0630 or 1830 admission
Ordered a P-500 Bed
Tornado!
"I gotta let you go, we've got cows!"
Transferred patient to 5th floor
Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit
Admitted a fresh trauma
TTM Patient
Flew patient out
Bedside Bronch (Yipee!)
Called security on patient
Patient's daughter is a "Nurse"
Bedside chest tube insertion
Took full lunch break off the floor
Asked visitor to wear shoes
Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting
Lactic >10
Took the in-house code blue patient
Violent Restraints
CRRT cartridge clotted
Tube Exchange
Ejected a visitor
Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times
Filled out a Daisy award
Broke up a block party in patient's room
Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels
CO2 >105
