Found wound on 4 eyes assessment PH <7 Transferred patient to 5th floor Fired by patient Bedside chest tube insertion Ordered a P-500 Bed Called an inpatient code stroke Wrote a star award Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting Admitted a fresh trauma Called security on patient Patient's daughter is a "Nurse" "Securrity! This visitor's got to go" Took the in-house code blue patient Violent Restraints TTM Patient Ordered an Envella bed Mystery stain on scrubs Tube Exchange Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2 Trainwreck transfer from OSH Patient left AMA CRRT cartridge clotted Bedside Bronch (Yipee!) Tornado! "I gotta let you go, we've got cows!" CO2 >105 Visitor brought in a baby Responded to CAT/Code Blue Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene) Lactic >10 Asked visitor to wear shoes Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels Flew patient out Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors Filled out a Toni Award Brain Drain Filled out a Daisy award Broke up a block party in patient's room Ejected a visitor Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit 0630 or 1830 admission Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times Took full lunch break off the floor Mass Transfusion Protocol Found wound on 4 eyes assessment PH <7 Transferred patient to 5th floor Fired by patient Bedside chest tube insertion Ordered a P-500 Bed Called an inpatient code stroke Wrote a star award Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting Admitted a fresh trauma Called security on patient Patient's daughter is a "Nurse" "Securrity! This visitor's got to go" Took the in-house code blue patient Violent Restraints TTM Patient Ordered an Envella bed Mystery stain on scrubs Tube Exchange Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2 Trainwreck transfer from OSH Patient left AMA CRRT cartridge clotted Bedside Bronch (Yipee!) Tornado! "I gotta let you go, we've got cows!" CO2 >105 Visitor brought in a baby Responded to CAT/Code Blue Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene) Lactic >10 Asked visitor to wear shoes Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels Flew patient out Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors Filled out a Toni Award Brain Drain Filled out a Daisy award Broke up a block party in patient's room Ejected a visitor Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit 0630 or 1830 admission Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times Took full lunch break off the floor Mass Transfusion Protocol
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Found wound on 4 eyes assessment
PH <7
Transferred patient to 5th floor
Fired by patient
Bedside chest tube insertion
Ordered a P-500 Bed
Called an inpatient code stroke
Wrote a star award
Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting
Admitted a fresh trauma
Called security on patient
Patient's daughter is a "Nurse"
"Securrity! This visitor's got to go"
Took the in-house code blue patient
Violent Restraints
TTM Patient
Ordered an Envella bed
Mystery stain on scrubs
Tube Exchange
Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2
Trainwreck transfer from OSH
Patient left AMA
CRRT cartridge clotted
Bedside Bronch (Yipee!)
Tornado!
"I gotta let you go, we've got cows!"
CO2 >105
Visitor brought in a baby
Responded to CAT/Code Blue
Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene)
Lactic >10
Asked visitor to wear shoes
Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels
Flew patient out
Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors
Filled out a Toni Award
Brain Drain
Filled out a Daisy award
Broke up a block party in patient's room
Ejected a visitor
Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit
0630 or 1830 admission
Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times
Took full lunch break off the floor
Mass Transfusion Protocol
