Flew patient out Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors Mystery stain on scrubs Broke up a block party in patient's room 0630 or 1830 admission Patient's daughter is a "Nurse" Admitted a fresh trauma Bedside Bronch (Yipee!) Ejected a visitor Lactic >10 CO2 >105 CRRT cartridge clotted Took full lunch break off the floor Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times Tornado! "I gotta let you go, we've got cows!" Ordered an Envella bed Found wound on 4 eyes assessment Mass Transfusion Protocol Fired by patient Filled out a Toni Award Took the in-house code blue patient Patient left AMA Bedside chest tube insertion Called security on patient Asked visitor to wear shoes Called an inpatient code stroke Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting Tube Exchange Visitor brought in a baby PH <7 Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit Wrote a star award Responded to CAT/Code Blue Trainwreck transfer from OSH Ordered a P-500 Bed "Securrity! This visitor's got to go" Violent Restraints Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2 Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene) Filled out a Daisy award Brain Drain TTM Patient Transferred patient to 5th floor Flew patient out Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors Mystery stain on scrubs Broke up a block party in patient's room 0630 or 1830 admission Patient's daughter is a "Nurse" Admitted a fresh trauma Bedside Bronch (Yipee!) Ejected a visitor Lactic >10 CO2 >105 CRRT cartridge clotted Took full lunch break off the floor Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times Tornado! "I gotta let you go, we've got cows!" Ordered an Envella bed Found wound on 4 eyes assessment Mass Transfusion Protocol Fired by patient Filled out a Toni Award Took the in-house code blue patient Patient left AMA Bedside chest tube insertion Called security on patient Asked visitor to wear shoes Called an inpatient code stroke Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting Tube Exchange Visitor brought in a baby PH <7 Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit Wrote a star award Responded to CAT/Code Blue Trainwreck transfer from OSH Ordered a P-500 Bed "Securrity! This visitor's got to go" Violent Restraints Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2 Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene) Filled out a Daisy award Brain Drain TTM Patient Transferred patient to 5th floor
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Flew patient out
Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors
Mystery stain on scrubs
Broke up a block party in patient's room
0630 or 1830 admission
Patient's daughter is a "Nurse"
Admitted a fresh trauma
Bedside Bronch (Yipee!)
Ejected a visitor
Lactic >10
CO2 >105
CRRT cartridge clotted
Took full lunch break off the floor
Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times
Tornado!
"I gotta let you go, we've got cows!"
Ordered an Envella bed
Found wound on 4 eyes assessment
Mass Transfusion Protocol
Fired by patient
Filled out a Toni Award
Took the in-house code blue patient
Patient left AMA
Bedside chest tube insertion
Called security on patient
Asked visitor to wear shoes
Called an inpatient code stroke
Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting
Tube Exchange
Visitor brought in a baby
PH <7
Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels
Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit
Wrote a star award
Responded to CAT/Code Blue
Trainwreck transfer from OSH
Ordered a P-500 Bed
"Securrity! This visitor's got to go"
Violent Restraints
Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2
Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene)
Filled out a Daisy award
Brain Drain
TTM Patient
Transferred patient to 5th floor
