Mystery stain on scrubs Admitted a fresh trauma Ordered an Envella bed Ordered a P-500 Bed Visitor brought in a baby Asked visitor to wear shoes Found wound on 4 eyes assessment Broke up a block party in patient's room Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors "Securrity! This visitor's got to go" Took full lunch break off the floor Tube Exchange Wrote a star award Patient's daughter is a "Nurse" Ejected a visitor CO2 >105 Fired by patient Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels PH <7 Tornado! "I gotta let you go, we've got cows!" Took the in-house code blue patient CRRT cartridge clotted Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times Responded to CAT/Code Blue Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2 Trainwreck transfer from OSH Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene) Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting Filled out a Toni Award Bedside Bronch (Yipee!) Called an inpatient code stroke 0630 or 1830 admission Flew patient out Transferred patient to 5th floor Bedside chest tube insertion Lactic >10 Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit Patient left AMA Violent Restraints Mass Transfusion Protocol Brain Drain Filled out a Daisy award TTM Patient Called security on patient Mystery stain on scrubs Admitted a fresh trauma Ordered an Envella bed Ordered a P-500 Bed Visitor brought in a baby Asked visitor to wear shoes Found wound on 4 eyes assessment Broke up a block party in patient's room Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors "Securrity! This visitor's got to go" Took full lunch break off the floor Tube Exchange Wrote a star award Patient's daughter is a "Nurse" Ejected a visitor CO2 >105 Fired by patient Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels PH <7 Tornado! "I gotta let you go, we've got cows!" Took the in-house code blue patient CRRT cartridge clotted Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times Responded to CAT/Code Blue Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2 Trainwreck transfer from OSH Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene) Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting Filled out a Toni Award Bedside Bronch (Yipee!) Called an inpatient code stroke 0630 or 1830 admission Flew patient out Transferred patient to 5th floor Bedside chest tube insertion Lactic >10 Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit Patient left AMA Violent Restraints Mass Transfusion Protocol Brain Drain Filled out a Daisy award TTM Patient Called security on patient
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Mystery stain on scrubs
Admitted a fresh trauma
Ordered an Envella bed
Ordered a P-500 Bed
Visitor brought in a baby
Asked visitor to wear shoes
Found wound on 4 eyes assessment
Broke up a block party in patient's room
Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors
"Securrity! This visitor's got to go"
Took full lunch break off the floor
Tube Exchange
Wrote a star award
Patient's daughter is a "Nurse"
Ejected a visitor
CO2 >105
Fired by patient
Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels
PH <7
Tornado!
"I gotta let you go, we've got cows!"
Took the in-house code blue patient
CRRT cartridge clotted
Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times
Responded to CAT/Code Blue
Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2
Trainwreck transfer from OSH
Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene)
Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting
Filled out a Toni Award
Bedside Bronch (Yipee!)
Called an inpatient code stroke
0630 or 1830 admission
Flew patient out
Transferred patient to 5th floor
Bedside chest tube insertion
Lactic >10
Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit
Patient left AMA
Violent Restraints
Mass Transfusion Protocol
Brain Drain
Filled out a Daisy award
TTM Patient
Called security on patient
