Admitted a fresh trauma Ordered an Envella bed Mass Transfusion Protocol Filled out a Daisy award Bedside chest tube insertion Lactic >10 Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit PH <7 Ejected a visitor Brain Drain Violent Restraints Patient left AMA Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels Trainwreck transfer from OSH CO2 >105 Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times Mystery stain on scrubs Ordered a P-500 Bed Called an inpatient code stroke 0630 or 1830 admission "Securrity! This visitor's got to go" Transferred patient to 5th floor Patient's daughter is a "Nurse" Tornado! "I gotta let you go, we've got cows!" Tube Exchange Took the in-house code blue patient Took full lunch break off the floor CRRT cartridge clotted Found wound on 4 eyes assessment Bedside Bronch (Yipee!) Filled out a Toni Award Visitor brought in a baby Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2 Responded to CAT/Code Blue Called security on patient TTM Patient Fired by patient Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene) Broke up a block party in patient's room Flew patient out Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors Asked visitor to wear shoes Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting Wrote a star award Admitted a fresh trauma Ordered an Envella bed Mass Transfusion Protocol Filled out a Daisy award Bedside chest tube insertion Lactic >10 Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit PH <7 Ejected a visitor Brain Drain Violent Restraints Patient left AMA Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels Trainwreck transfer from OSH CO2 >105 Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times Mystery stain on scrubs Ordered a P-500 Bed Called an inpatient code stroke 0630 or 1830 admission "Securrity! This visitor's got to go" Transferred patient to 5th floor Patient's daughter is a "Nurse" Tornado! "I gotta let you go, we've got cows!" Tube Exchange Took the in-house code blue patient Took full lunch break off the floor CRRT cartridge clotted Found wound on 4 eyes assessment Bedside Bronch (Yipee!) Filled out a Toni Award Visitor brought in a baby Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2 Responded to CAT/Code Blue Called security on patient TTM Patient Fired by patient Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene) Broke up a block party in patient's room Flew patient out Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors Asked visitor to wear shoes Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting Wrote a star award
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Admitted a fresh trauma
Ordered an Envella bed
Mass Transfusion Protocol
Filled out a Daisy award
Bedside chest tube insertion
Lactic >10
Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit
PH <7
Ejected a visitor
Brain Drain
Violent Restraints
Patient left AMA
Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels
Trainwreck transfer from OSH
CO2 >105
Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times
Mystery stain on scrubs
Ordered a P-500 Bed
Called an inpatient code stroke
0630 or 1830 admission
"Securrity! This visitor's got to go"
Transferred patient to 5th floor
Patient's daughter is a "Nurse"
Tornado!
"I gotta let you go, we've got cows!"
Tube Exchange
Took the in-house code blue patient
Took full lunch break off the floor
CRRT cartridge clotted
Found wound on 4 eyes assessment
Bedside Bronch (Yipee!)
Filled out a Toni Award
Visitor brought in a baby
Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2
Responded to CAT/Code Blue
Called security on patient
TTM Patient
Fired by patient
Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene)
Broke up a block party in patient's room
Flew patient out
Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors
Asked visitor to wear shoes
Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting
Wrote a star award
