Took full lunch break off the floor Ordered an Envella bed Called an inpatient code stroke Brain Drain 0630 or 1830 admission Transferred patient to 5th floor Ejected a visitor Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels Trainwreck transfer from OSH Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times Called security on patient Ordered a P-500 Bed Fired by patient Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors Patient left AMA CO2 >105 TTM Patient Found wound on 4 eyes assessment Took the in-house code blue patient Admitted a fresh trauma Responded to CAT/Code Blue Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting Tube Exchange Violent Restraints "Securrity! This visitor's got to go" CRRT cartridge clotted Filled out a Toni Award Visitor brought in a baby PH <7 Tornado! "I gotta let you go, we've got cows!" Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene) Lactic >10 Mystery stain on scrubs Bedside chest tube insertion Bedside Bronch (Yipee!) Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2 Broke up a block party in patient's room Asked visitor to wear shoes Mass Transfusion Protocol Filled out a Daisy award Wrote a star award Flew patient out Patient's daughter is a "Nurse" Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit Took full lunch break off the floor Ordered an Envella bed Called an inpatient code stroke Brain Drain 0630 or 1830 admission Transferred patient to 5th floor Ejected a visitor Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels Trainwreck transfer from OSH Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times Called security on patient Ordered a P-500 Bed Fired by patient Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors Patient left AMA CO2 >105 TTM Patient Found wound on 4 eyes assessment Took the in-house code blue patient Admitted a fresh trauma Responded to CAT/Code Blue Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting Tube Exchange Violent Restraints "Securrity! This visitor's got to go" CRRT cartridge clotted Filled out a Toni Award Visitor brought in a baby PH <7 Tornado! "I gotta let you go, we've got cows!" Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene) Lactic >10 Mystery stain on scrubs Bedside chest tube insertion Bedside Bronch (Yipee!) Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2 Broke up a block party in patient's room Asked visitor to wear shoes Mass Transfusion Protocol Filled out a Daisy award Wrote a star award Flew patient out Patient's daughter is a "Nurse" Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit
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Took full lunch break off the floor
Ordered an Envella bed
Called an inpatient code stroke
Brain Drain
0630 or 1830 admission
Transferred patient to 5th floor
Ejected a visitor
Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels
Trainwreck transfer from OSH
Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times
Called security on patient
Ordered a P-500 Bed
Fired by patient
Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors
Patient left AMA
CO2 >105
TTM Patient
Found wound on 4 eyes assessment
Took the in-house code blue patient
Admitted a fresh trauma
Responded to CAT/Code Blue
Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting
Tube Exchange
Violent Restraints
"Securrity! This visitor's got to go"
CRRT cartridge clotted
Filled out a Toni Award
Visitor brought in a baby
PH <7
Tornado!
"I gotta let you go, we've got cows!"
Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene)
Lactic >10
Mystery stain on scrubs
Bedside chest tube insertion
Bedside Bronch (Yipee!)
Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2
Broke up a block party in patient's room
Asked visitor to wear shoes
Mass Transfusion Protocol
Filled out a Daisy award
Wrote a star award
Flew patient out
Patient's daughter is a "Nurse"
Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit
