CRRT cartridge clotted Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting Filled out a Toni Award Brain Drain Patient left AMA Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene) Filled out a Daisy award Ordered a P-500 Bed 0630 or 1830 admission Trainwreck transfer from OSH Tornado! "I gotta let you go, we've got cows!" Fired by patient Took the in-house code blue patient Mass Transfusion Protocol Found wound on 4 eyes assessment Bedside chest tube insertion Wrote a star award Lactic >10 Visitor brought in a baby TTM Patient Flew patient out Ejected a visitor Responded to CAT/Code Blue Bedside Bronch (Yipee!) Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit Tube Exchange Asked visitor to wear shoes Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2 Broke up a block party in patient's room Ordered an Envella bed Violent Restraints Admitted a fresh trauma "Securrity! This visitor's got to go" Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors CO2 >105 Called security on patient PH <7 Took full lunch break off the floor Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels Mystery stain on scrubs Patient's daughter is a "Nurse" Transferred patient to 5th floor Called an inpatient code stroke Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times CRRT cartridge clotted Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting Filled out a Toni Award Brain Drain Patient left AMA Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene) Filled out a Daisy award Ordered a P-500 Bed 0630 or 1830 admission Trainwreck transfer from OSH Tornado! "I gotta let you go, we've got cows!" Fired by patient Took the in-house code blue patient Mass Transfusion Protocol Found wound on 4 eyes assessment Bedside chest tube insertion Wrote a star award Lactic >10 Visitor brought in a baby TTM Patient Flew patient out Ejected a visitor Responded to CAT/Code Blue Bedside Bronch (Yipee!) Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit Tube Exchange Asked visitor to wear shoes Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2 Broke up a block party in patient's room Ordered an Envella bed Violent Restraints Admitted a fresh trauma "Securrity! This visitor's got to go" Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors CO2 >105 Called security on patient PH <7 Took full lunch break off the floor Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels Mystery stain on scrubs Patient's daughter is a "Nurse" Transferred patient to 5th floor Called an inpatient code stroke Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times
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CRRT cartridge clotted
Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting
Filled out a Toni Award
Brain Drain
Patient left AMA
Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene)
Filled out a Daisy award
Ordered a P-500 Bed
0630 or 1830 admission
Trainwreck transfer from OSH
Tornado!
"I gotta let you go, we've got cows!"
Fired by patient
Took the in-house code blue patient
Mass Transfusion Protocol
Found wound on 4 eyes assessment
Bedside chest tube insertion
Wrote a star award
Lactic >10
Visitor brought in a baby
TTM Patient
Flew patient out
Ejected a visitor
Responded to CAT/Code Blue
Bedside Bronch (Yipee!)
Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit
Tube Exchange
Asked visitor to wear shoes
Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2
Broke up a block party in patient's room
Ordered an Envella bed
Violent Restraints
Admitted a fresh trauma
"Securrity! This visitor's got to go"
Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors
CO2 >105
Called security on patient
PH <7
Took full lunch break off the floor
Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels
Mystery stain on scrubs
Patient's daughter is a "Nurse"
Transferred patient to 5th floor
Called an inpatient code stroke
Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times
