Trainwreck transfer from OSH Wrote a star award Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit Lactic >10 Called security on patient CO2 >105 Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels Bedside Bronch (Yipee!) Patient's daughter is a "Nurse" Filled out a Toni Award PH <7 Flew patient out Responded to CAT/Code Blue Tornado! "I gotta let you go, we've got cows!" Ordered a P-500 Bed Filled out a Daisy award Brain Drain Broke up a block party in patient's room Admitted a fresh trauma Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times Visitor brought in a baby Mystery stain on scrubs Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting Ordered an Envella bed Took full lunch break off the floor Found wound on 4 eyes assessment Transferred patient to 5th floor Took the in-house code blue patient CRRT cartridge clotted Tube Exchange Fired by patient Called an inpatient code stroke 0630 or 1830 admission Violent Restraints Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2 Patient left AMA Mass Transfusion Protocol Asked visitor to wear shoes Ejected a visitor "Securrity! This visitor's got to go" Bedside chest tube insertion Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene) TTM Patient Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors Trainwreck transfer from OSH Wrote a star award Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit Lactic >10 Called security on patient CO2 >105 Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels Bedside Bronch (Yipee!) Patient's daughter is a "Nurse" Filled out a Toni Award PH <7 Flew patient out Responded to CAT/Code Blue Tornado! "I gotta let you go, we've got cows!" Ordered a P-500 Bed Filled out a Daisy award Brain Drain Broke up a block party in patient's room Admitted a fresh trauma Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times Visitor brought in a baby Mystery stain on scrubs Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting Ordered an Envella bed Took full lunch break off the floor Found wound on 4 eyes assessment Transferred patient to 5th floor Took the in-house code blue patient CRRT cartridge clotted Tube Exchange Fired by patient Called an inpatient code stroke 0630 or 1830 admission Violent Restraints Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2 Patient left AMA Mass Transfusion Protocol Asked visitor to wear shoes Ejected a visitor "Securrity! This visitor's got to go" Bedside chest tube insertion Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene) TTM Patient Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors
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Trainwreck transfer from OSH
Wrote a star award
Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit
Lactic >10
Called security on patient
CO2 >105
Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels
Bedside Bronch (Yipee!)
Patient's daughter is a "Nurse"
Filled out a Toni Award
PH <7
Flew patient out
Responded to CAT/Code Blue
Tornado!
"I gotta let you go, we've got cows!"
Ordered a P-500 Bed
Filled out a Daisy award
Brain Drain
Broke up a block party in patient's room
Admitted a fresh trauma
Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times
Visitor brought in a baby
Mystery stain on scrubs
Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting
Ordered an Envella bed
Took full lunch break off the floor
Found wound on 4 eyes assessment
Transferred patient to 5th floor
Took the in-house code blue patient
CRRT cartridge clotted
Tube Exchange
Fired by patient
Called an inpatient code stroke
0630 or 1830 admission
Violent Restraints
Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2
Patient left AMA
Mass Transfusion Protocol
Asked visitor to wear shoes
Ejected a visitor
"Securrity! This visitor's got to go"
Bedside chest tube insertion
Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene)
TTM Patient
Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors
