Filled out a Daisy award PH <7 Filled out a Toni Award Visitor brought in a baby Admitted a fresh trauma Ejected a visitor Violent Restraints Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels Took full lunch break off the floor Called an inpatient code stroke Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2 Wrote a star award Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors TTM Patient "Securrity! This visitor's got to go" Mass Transfusion Protocol Lactic >10 Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene) Ordered a P-500 Bed Mystery stain on scrubs Transferred patient to 5th floor Patient left AMA Tube Exchange Flew patient out Fired by patient Ordered an Envella bed Asked visitor to wear shoes Took the in-house code blue patient Brain Drain Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit 0630 or 1830 admission Tornado! "I gotta let you go, we've got cows!" Patient's daughter is a "Nurse" Responded to CAT/Code Blue Found wound on 4 eyes assessment CRRT cartridge clotted Called security on patient Trainwreck transfer from OSH Broke up a block party in patient's room CO2 >105 Bedside Bronch (Yipee!) Bedside chest tube insertion Filled out a Daisy award PH <7 Filled out a Toni Award Visitor brought in a baby Admitted a fresh trauma Ejected a visitor Violent Restraints Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels Took full lunch break off the floor Called an inpatient code stroke Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2 Wrote a star award Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors TTM Patient "Securrity! This visitor's got to go" Mass Transfusion Protocol Lactic >10 Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene) Ordered a P-500 Bed Mystery stain on scrubs Transferred patient to 5th floor Patient left AMA Tube Exchange Flew patient out Fired by patient Ordered an Envella bed Asked visitor to wear shoes Took the in-house code blue patient Brain Drain Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit 0630 or 1830 admission Tornado! "I gotta let you go, we've got cows!" Patient's daughter is a "Nurse" Responded to CAT/Code Blue Found wound on 4 eyes assessment CRRT cartridge clotted Called security on patient Trainwreck transfer from OSH Broke up a block party in patient's room CO2 >105 Bedside Bronch (Yipee!) Bedside chest tube insertion
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Filled out a Daisy award
PH <7
Filled out a Toni Award
Visitor brought in a baby
Admitted a fresh trauma
Ejected a visitor
Violent Restraints
Trip to CT & MRI on same shift at different times
Hunted 3rd floor for IV channels
Took full lunch break off the floor
Called an inpatient code stroke
Surprise! Your patient is Covid+ after day 2
Wrote a star award
Keepin' them alive 'til 7:05 on 4 pressors
TTM Patient
"Securrity! This visitor's got to go"
Mass Transfusion Protocol
Lactic >10
Crotch Rot (Fournier's Gangrene)
Ordered a P-500 Bed
Mystery stain on scrubs
Transferred patient to 5th floor
Patient left AMA
Tube Exchange
Flew patient out
Fired by patient
Ordered an Envella bed
Asked visitor to wear shoes
Took the in-house code blue patient
Brain Drain
Called MTS >3hrs before goals of care meeting
Raided the Intensive Cravings Unit
0630 or 1830 admission
Tornado!
"I gotta let you go, we've got cows!"
Patient's daughter is a "Nurse"
Responded to CAT/Code Blue
Found wound on 4 eyes assessment
CRRT cartridge clotted
Called security on patient
Trainwreck transfer from OSH
Broke up a block party in patient's room
CO2 >105
Bedside Bronch (Yipee!)
Bedside chest tube insertion
