Referencesto the“Hands-off”protestThe sederprecludesthe start ofdinner until 9PMTheMaccabeatsare playedAlex becomesover invested inwinning bingoeven thoughthere's literallynever been a prize“My politicsare nowherenear that ofEmily orAlex..”Afikomen was nothidden becauseonly adults wereinvited, howeverthe so-calledadults demandthat Ron hides itConvoluted andramblingsentence aboutthe difficultpoliticalmomentSomeonejokes aboutthe price ofeggsMention ofthe downfallof Ivy leagueuniversitiesMentions the need tospeak with each otherabout our views onPalestine and Israel,but only talks abouthaving theconversation anddoesn’t actually sayanything“Did yousee NoOtherLand?”Yiddish iskitschifiedSomeoneinsinuates thatthemes ofpassover areon the nose thisyearCharlotte is forced todo the four questionseven though Wyatt isthe youngest but thewhole tablecapitulates and doesit togetherMention of theJewish Life inWest HartfordfacebookpageMarcus showspeople picturesof his apartmentdespiteeveryone havingseen it in personThreemusicalinstrumentsare playedMajority ofpeople take anearnestapproach totheirinterpretationPublic inquiryinto therationalebehind yourassignedHaggadah partsomeone's part isskipped and theydon't interject inan attempt skirttheir passoverobligationsSomeoneawkwardly asksif they cantouch theexpectantmother's 'belly'Remarks abouthow Kendall andDonny are thebest thing tohappen to thissecond-night-sederSeeminglywokesentimentuttered by aboomerMajority ofpeople take acomedicapproach totheirinterpretationReferencesto the“Hands-off”protestThe sederprecludesthe start ofdinner until 9PMTheMaccabeatsare playedAlex becomesover invested inwinning bingoeven thoughthere's literallynever been a prize“My politicsare nowherenear that ofEmily orAlex..”Afikomen was nothidden becauseonly adults wereinvited, howeverthe so-calledadults demandthat Ron hides itConvoluted andramblingsentence aboutthe difficultpoliticalmomentSomeonejokes aboutthe price ofeggsMention ofthe downfallof Ivy leagueuniversitiesMentions the need tospeak with each otherabout our views onPalestine and Israel,but only talks abouthaving theconversation anddoesn’t actually sayanything“Did yousee NoOtherLand?”Yiddish iskitschifiedSomeoneinsinuates thatthemes ofpassover areon the nose thisyearCharlotte is forced todo the four questionseven though Wyatt isthe youngest but thewhole tablecapitulates and doesit togetherMention of theJewish Life inWest HartfordfacebookpageMarcus showspeople picturesof his apartmentdespiteeveryone havingseen it in personThreemusicalinstrumentsare playedMajority ofpeople take anearnestapproach totheirinterpretationPublic inquiryinto therationalebehind yourassignedHaggadah partsomeone's part isskipped and theydon't interject inan attempt skirttheir passoverobligationsSomeoneawkwardly asksif they cantouch theexpectantmother's 'belly'Remarks abouthow Kendall andDonny are thebest thing tohappen to thissecond-night-sederSeeminglywokesentimentuttered by aboomerMajority ofpeople take acomedicapproach totheirinterpretation

SEDER 2025 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. References to the “Hands-off” protest
  2. The seder precludes the start of dinner until 9 PM
  3. The Maccabeats are played
  4. Alex becomes over invested in winning bingo even though there's literally never been a prize
  5. “My politics are nowhere near that of Emily or Alex..”
  6. Afikomen was not hidden because only adults were invited, however the so-called adults demand that Ron hides it
  7. Convoluted and rambling sentence about the difficult political moment
  8. Someone jokes about the price of eggs
  9. Mention of the downfall of Ivy league universities
  10. Mentions the need to speak with each other about our views on Palestine and Israel, but only talks about having the conversation and doesn’t actually say anything
  11. “Did you see No Other Land?”
  12. Yiddish is kitschified
  13. Someone insinuates that themes of passover are on the nose this year
  14. Charlotte is forced to do the four questions even though Wyatt is the youngest but the whole table capitulates and does it together
  15. Mention of the Jewish Life in West Hartford facebook page
  16. Marcus shows people pictures of his apartment despite everyone having seen it in person
  17. Three musical instruments are played
  18. Majority of people take an earnest approach to their interpretation
  19. Public inquiry into the rationale behind your assigned Haggadah part
  20. someone's part is skipped and they don't interject in an attempt skirt their passover obligations
  21. Someone awkwardly asks if they can touch the expectant mother's 'belly'
  22. Remarks about how Kendall and Donny are the best thing to happen to this second-night-seder
  23. Seemingly woke sentiment uttered by a boomer
  24. Majority of people take a comedic approach to their interpretation