Someone says “VECTOR” Someone in audience has webcam turned on, unknowingly Presenter calls someone by the wrong name The presenter provides an example of personal experience Someone in audience accidentally takes over presentation Audience member’s phone becomes unmuted unknowingly Someone mentions a professional sports team More than 10 audience members say thank you at the end of the presentation (or any variation thereof; thank you, thanks, etc.) Someone audibly yawns Someone says “Bravo Zulu” Someone defers their presentation until the next all-hands Someone says “Fair winds and following seas” Meeting has “technical difficulties” within first 10 minutes Meeting ends short of the scheduled time Someone joins the meeting within 10 minutes of the meeting ending (must be 30 minutes or longer) Presenter isn’t in the meeting at the scheduled time Someone says a day of the week Someone types in all caps Child/dog is heard in background Someone says “optimize” Someone in audience puts meeting on hold Someone says “faster, better, easier” Sea Story Audience applauses 5 times or more Someone says “One SAC” Someone in audience is using Comic Sans Someone in audience types out answer to a posted poll Someone in audience has bright pink/neon colored font Presenter says “I don’t know” Someone says “leverage” Presenter asks an audience member who is typing to mute their phone/mic Presenter says “ummm” more than 10 times Someone asks the same question twice Presenter gets muted Someone uses 3 or more acronyms in one sentence Presenter mixes up “fiscal” and “physical” Someone mentions a federal holiday Someone says “know the rules, play the rules” Someone says “modernization” Slideshow disappears Someone’s phone rings/gets a text message (volume on) Meeting runs over the scheduled time Meeting has more than 100 participants More than 4 people in the audience are typing at the same time Someone says “sexy” Someone sends a message with their name, and nothing else Presenter tells a joke that only they laugh at Someone says “Don’t do stupid” Someone in audience has highlighted text Someone says “synergy” Someone says “VECTOR” Someone in audience has webcam turned on, unknowingly Presenter calls someone by the wrong name The presenter provides an example of personal experience Someone in audience accidentally takes over presentation Audience member’s phone becomes unmuted unknowingly Someone mentions a professional sports team More than 10 audience members say thank you at the end of the presentation (or any variation thereof; thank you, thanks, etc.) Someone audibly yawns Someone says “Bravo Zulu” Someone defers their presentation until the next all-hands Someone says “Fair winds and following seas” Meeting has “technical difficulties” within first 10 minutes Meeting ends short of the scheduled time Someone joins the meeting within 10 minutes of the meeting ending (must be 30 minutes or longer) Presenter isn’t in the meeting at the scheduled time Someone says a day of the week Someone types in all caps Child/dog is heard in background Someone says “optimize” Someone in audience puts meeting on hold Someone says “faster, better, easier” Sea Story Audience applauses 5 times or more Someone says “One SAC” Someone in audience is using Comic Sans Someone in audience types out answer to a posted poll Someone in audience has bright pink/neon colored font Presenter says “I don’t know” Someone says “leverage” Presenter asks an audience member who is typing to mute their phone/mic Presenter says “ummm” more than 10 times Someone asks the same question twice Presenter gets muted Someone uses 3 or more acronyms in one sentence Presenter mixes up “fiscal” and “physical” Someone mentions a federal holiday Someone says “know the rules, play the rules” Someone says “modernization” Slideshow disappears Someone’s phone rings/gets a text message (volume on) Meeting runs over the scheduled time Meeting has more than 100 participants More than 4 people in the audience are typing at the same time Someone says “sexy” Someone sends a message with their name, and nothing else Presenter tells a joke that only they laugh at Someone says “Don’t do stupid” Someone in audience has highlighted text Someone says “synergy”
(Print)
Someone says “VECTOR”
Someone in audience has webcam turned on, unknowingly
Presenter calls someone by the wrong name
The presenter provides an example of personal experience
Someone in audience accidentally takes over presentation
Audience member’s phone becomes unmuted unknowingly
Someone mentions a professional sports team
More than 10 audience members say thank you at the end of the presentation (or any variation thereof; thank you, thanks, etc.)
Someone audibly yawns
Someone says “Bravo Zulu”
Someone defers their presentation until the next all-hands
Someone says “Fair winds and following seas”
Meeting has “technical difficulties” within first 10 minutes
Meeting ends short of the scheduled time
Someone joins the meeting within 10 minutes of the meeting ending (must be 30 minutes or longer)
Presenter isn’t in the meeting at the scheduled time
Someone says a day of the week
Someone types in all caps
Child/dog is heard in background
Someone says “optimize”
Someone in audience puts meeting on hold
Someone says “faster, better, easier”
Sea Story
Audience applauses 5 times or more
Someone says “One SAC”
Someone in audience is using Comic Sans
Someone in audience types out answer to a posted poll
Someone in audience has bright pink/neon colored font
Presenter says “I don’t know”
Someone says “leverage”
Presenter asks an audience member who is typing to mute their phone/mic
Presenter says “ummm” more than 10 times
Someone asks the same question twice
Presenter gets muted
Someone uses 3 or more acronyms in one sentence
Presenter mixes up “fiscal” and “physical”
Someone mentions a federal holiday
Someone says “know the rules, play the rules”
Someone says “modernization”
Slideshow disappears
Someone’s phone rings/gets a text message (volume on)
Meeting runs over the scheduled time
Meeting has more than 100 participants
More than 4 people in the audience are typing at the same time
Someone says “sexy”
Someone sends a message with their name, and nothing else
Presenter tells a joke that only they laugh at
Someone says “Don’t do stupid”
Someone in audience has highlighted text
Someone says “synergy”
