Makes apassive-aggressivecommentUsesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureChecks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)Tells storywith no clearmoral orconclusionNostalgicabout oldLinuxComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesUses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)Tellssomeone toput theirphone awayFlexesabout usingemailthrough muttGatekeepsBrings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagainShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsActuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizMentionspornography(again)Talks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicReferences arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)Walks inat least 5minuteslateWon’tanswerstudent’squestionCalls vimmagical,the best,etcTries tobringdown theTux serverFamilymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)Refers tocode orcoding asartMentionsthe gradecurveSays “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toUses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptWon’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’MisogynyMentionsboatsComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#Goes onananarchistrant“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)Usesmultipleterminalsat onceCallsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)“Let's say”actuallymakessenseGetsarrestedand/orpulled overSays weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lectureComplaintsaboutMicrosoftTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)Mutters “itshouldn’tdo that”Complainingabout OOPlanguageKurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewDissesarrowkeys andor mouseGives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)Ends rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’Somethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”ForgetsterminalcommandUses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageBulliessomeoneSays“right” andsomeonerespondsDoxxesstudentMakes apassive-aggressivecommentUsesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureChecks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)Tells storywith no clearmoral orconclusionNostalgicabout oldLinuxComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesUses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)Tellssomeone toput theirphone awayFlexesabout usingemailthrough muttGatekeepsBrings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagainShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsActuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizMentionspornography(again)Talks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicReferences arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)Walks inat least 5minuteslateWon’tanswerstudent’squestionCalls vimmagical,the best,etcTries tobringdown theTux serverFamilymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)Refers tocode orcoding asartMentionsthe gradecurveSays “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toUses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptWon’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’MisogynyMentionsboatsComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#Goes onananarchistrant“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)Usesmultipleterminalsat onceCallsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)“Let's say”actuallymakessenseGetsarrestedand/orpulled overSays weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lectureComplaintsaboutMicrosoftTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)Mutters “itshouldn’tdo that”Complainingabout OOPlanguageKurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewDissesarrowkeys andor mouseGives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)Ends rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’Somethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”ForgetsterminalcommandUses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageBulliessomeoneSays“right” andsomeonerespondsDoxxesstudent

Kurt - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Makes a passive-aggressive comment
  2. Uses browser out of terminal during the lecture
  3. Checks the man page (the guy does that, not you)
  4. Tells story with no clear moral or conclusion
  5. Nostalgic about old Linux
  6. Complaints about multiple email addresses
  7. Uses weird expression (or uses expression wrong)
  8. Tells someone to put their phone away
  9. Flexes about using email through mutt
  10. Gatekeeps
  11. Brings up thing we don’t know that will (probably) never come up again
  12. Shows favoritism towards students
  13. Actually goes over something before quiz
  14. Mentions pornography (again)
  15. Talks about personal life more than the topic
  16. References a relevant modern-day program tool (e.g. Pandas)
  17. Walks in at least 5 minutes late
  18. Won’t answer student’s question
  19. Calls vim magical, the best, etc
  20. Tries to bring down the Tux server
  21. Family moment (e.g. hangs up on sister)
  22. Refers to code or coding as art
  23. Mentions the grade curve
  24. Says “you should know this” when we don’t have a reason to
  25. Uses ‘you know’ after introducing a useful concept
  26. Won’t listen to student question if he ‘went over it’
  27. Misogyny
  28. Mentions boats
  29. Complements JS, Python3, Java or C#
  30. Goes on an anarchist rant
  31. “We went over that” in response to question (he did not)
  32. Uses multiple terminals at once
  33. Calls functional languages superior (never uses them)
  34. “Let's say” actually makes sense
  35. Gets arrested and/or pulled over
  36. Says we should know something, but hasn’t been in any lecture
  37. Complaints about Microsoft
  38. Touches student (any physical contact)
  39. Mutters “it shouldn’t do that”
  40. Complaining about OOP language
  41. Kurt uses something other than terminal or qpdfview
  42. Disses arrow keys and or mouse
  43. Gives actual example of why we would need any of this (not including C)
  44. Ends rant with variation of ‘come on guys, we’re better than this’
  45. Something about emacs, “but I don’t hate it, I’m just a vim guy”
  46. Forgets terminal command
  47. Uses the word “elegant” unironically about any Kurt language
  48. Bullies someone
  49. Says “right” and someone responds
  50. Doxxes student