Nostalgicabout oldLinuxSays“right” andsomeonerespondsChecks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)Flexesabout usingemailthrough muttUses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesTellssomeone toput theirphone awayBrings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagainEnds rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’Calls vimmagical,the best,etcActuallygoes oversomethingbefore quiz“Let's say”actuallymakessenseBulliessomeoneMentionsthe gradecurveMisogynyFamilymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)Walks inat least 5minuteslateDissesarrowkeys andor mouseShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsSomethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”Gives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)Won’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’Usesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureCallsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)MentionsboatsUsesmultipleterminalsat onceMutters “itshouldn’tdo that”Says “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toKurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewWon’tanswerstudent’squestionGoes onananarchistrantRefers tocode orcoding asartUses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptGetsarrestedand/orpulled overMentionspornography(again)Talks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)Complainingabout OOPlanguageComplaintsaboutMicrosoftDoxxesstudentForgetsterminalcommandSays weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lectureMakes apassive-aggressivecomment“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)ComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#Tells storywith no clearmoral orconclusionGatekeepsReferences arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)Uses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)Tries tobringdown theTux serverNostalgicabout oldLinuxSays“right” andsomeonerespondsChecks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)Flexesabout usingemailthrough muttUses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesTellssomeone toput theirphone awayBrings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagainEnds rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’Calls vimmagical,the best,etcActuallygoes oversomethingbefore quiz“Let's say”actuallymakessenseBulliessomeoneMentionsthe gradecurveMisogynyFamilymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)Walks inat least 5minuteslateDissesarrowkeys andor mouseShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsSomethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”Gives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)Won’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’Usesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureCallsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)MentionsboatsUsesmultipleterminalsat onceMutters “itshouldn’tdo that”Says “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toKurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewWon’tanswerstudent’squestionGoes onananarchistrantRefers tocode orcoding asartUses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptGetsarrestedand/orpulled overMentionspornography(again)Talks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)Complainingabout OOPlanguageComplaintsaboutMicrosoftDoxxesstudentForgetsterminalcommandSays weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lectureMakes apassive-aggressivecomment“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)ComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#Tells storywith no clearmoral orconclusionGatekeepsReferences arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)Uses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)Tries tobringdown theTux server

Kurt - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Nostalgic about old Linux
  2. Says “right” and someone responds
  3. Checks the man page (the guy does that, not you)
  4. Flexes about using email through mutt
  5. Uses the word “elegant” unironically about any Kurt language
  6. Complaints about multiple email addresses
  7. Tells someone to put their phone away
  8. Brings up thing we don’t know that will (probably) never come up again
  9. Ends rant with variation of ‘come on guys, we’re better than this’
  10. Calls vim magical, the best, etc
  11. Actually goes over something before quiz
  12. “Let's say” actually makes sense
  13. Bullies someone
  14. Mentions the grade curve
  15. Misogyny
  16. Family moment (e.g. hangs up on sister)
  17. Walks in at least 5 minutes late
  18. Disses arrow keys and or mouse
  19. Shows favoritism towards students
  20. Something about emacs, “but I don’t hate it, I’m just a vim guy”
  21. Gives actual example of why we would need any of this (not including C)
  22. Won’t listen to student question if he ‘went over it’
  23. Uses browser out of terminal during the lecture
  24. Calls functional languages superior (never uses them)
  25. Mentions boats
  26. Uses multiple terminals at once
  27. Mutters “it shouldn’t do that”
  28. Says “you should know this” when we don’t have a reason to
  29. Kurt uses something other than terminal or qpdfview
  30. Won’t answer student’s question
  31. Goes on an anarchist rant
  32. Refers to code or coding as art
  33. Uses ‘you know’ after introducing a useful concept
  34. Gets arrested and/or pulled over
  35. Mentions pornography (again)
  36. Talks about personal life more than the topic
  37. Touches student (any physical contact)
  38. Complaining about OOP language
  39. Complaints about Microsoft
  40. Doxxes student
  41. Forgets terminal command
  42. Says we should know something, but hasn’t been in any lecture
  43. Makes a passive-aggressive comment
  44. “We went over that” in response to question (he did not)
  45. Complements JS, Python3, Java or C#
  46. Tells story with no clear moral or conclusion
  47. Gatekeeps
  48. References a relevant modern-day program tool (e.g. Pandas)
  49. Uses weird expression (or uses expression wrong)
  50. Tries to bring down the Tux server