Goes onananarchistrantGives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)Tries tobringdown theTux serverWon’tanswerstudent’squestionUses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)DoxxesstudentGetsarrestedand/orpulled overComplaintsaboutMicrosoftNostalgicabout oldLinuxFlexesabout usingemailthrough muttChecks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)“Let's say”actuallymakessenseRefers tocode orcoding asartSays weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lecture“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)Says“right” andsomeonerespondsTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)BulliessomeoneComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#Uses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageTalks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicKurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewWalks inat least 5minuteslateShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsComplainingabout OOPlanguageReferences arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)Brings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagainFamilymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)ForgetsterminalcommandCallsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)Uses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptSomethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”Actuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizMentionspornography(again)Won’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’Usesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureSays “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toUsesmultipleterminalsat onceMentionsboatsComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesMakes apassive-aggressivecommentMutters “itshouldn’tdo that”Ends rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’Tellssomeone toput theirphone awayDissesarrowkeys andor mouseGatekeepsTells storywith no clearmoral orconclusionMentionsthe gradecurveMisogynyCalls vimmagical,the best,etcGoes onananarchistrantGives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)Tries tobringdown theTux serverWon’tanswerstudent’squestionUses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)DoxxesstudentGetsarrestedand/orpulled overComplaintsaboutMicrosoftNostalgicabout oldLinuxFlexesabout usingemailthrough muttChecks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)“Let's say”actuallymakessenseRefers tocode orcoding asartSays weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lecture“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)Says“right” andsomeonerespondsTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)BulliessomeoneComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#Uses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageTalks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicKurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewWalks inat least 5minuteslateShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsComplainingabout OOPlanguageReferences arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)Brings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagainFamilymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)ForgetsterminalcommandCallsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)Uses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptSomethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”Actuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizMentionspornography(again)Won’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’Usesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureSays “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toUsesmultipleterminalsat onceMentionsboatsComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesMakes apassive-aggressivecommentMutters “itshouldn’tdo that”Ends rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’Tellssomeone toput theirphone awayDissesarrowkeys andor mouseGatekeepsTells storywith no clearmoral orconclusionMentionsthe gradecurveMisogynyCalls vimmagical,the best,etc

Kurt - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Goes on an anarchist rant
  2. Gives actual example of why we would need any of this (not including C)
  3. Tries to bring down the Tux server
  4. Won’t answer student’s question
  5. Uses weird expression (or uses expression wrong)
  6. Doxxes student
  7. Gets arrested and/or pulled over
  8. Complaints about Microsoft
  9. Nostalgic about old Linux
  10. Flexes about using email through mutt
  11. Checks the man page (the guy does that, not you)
  12. “Let's say” actually makes sense
  13. Refers to code or coding as art
  14. Says we should know something, but hasn’t been in any lecture
  15. “We went over that” in response to question (he did not)
  16. Says “right” and someone responds
  17. Touches student (any physical contact)
  18. Bullies someone
  19. Complements JS, Python3, Java or C#
  20. Uses the word “elegant” unironically about any Kurt language
  21. Talks about personal life more than the topic
  22. Kurt uses something other than terminal or qpdfview
  23. Walks in at least 5 minutes late
  24. Shows favoritism towards students
  25. Complaining about OOP language
  26. References a relevant modern-day program tool (e.g. Pandas)
  27. Brings up thing we don’t know that will (probably) never come up again
  28. Family moment (e.g. hangs up on sister)
  29. Forgets terminal command
  30. Calls functional languages superior (never uses them)
  31. Uses ‘you know’ after introducing a useful concept
  32. Something about emacs, “but I don’t hate it, I’m just a vim guy”
  33. Actually goes over something before quiz
  34. Mentions pornography (again)
  35. Won’t listen to student question if he ‘went over it’
  36. Uses browser out of terminal during the lecture
  37. Says “you should know this” when we don’t have a reason to
  38. Uses multiple terminals at once
  39. Mentions boats
  40. Complaints about multiple email addresses
  41. Makes a passive-aggressive comment
  42. Mutters “it shouldn’t do that”
  43. Ends rant with variation of ‘come on guys, we’re better than this’
  44. Tells someone to put their phone away
  45. Disses arrow keys and or mouse
  46. Gatekeeps
  47. Tells story with no clear moral or conclusion
  48. Mentions the grade curve
  49. Misogyny
  50. Calls vim magical, the best, etc