Uses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#Mutters “itshouldn’tdo that”Uses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageWon’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’Kurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewUsesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureComplaintsaboutMicrosoftMakes apassive-aggressivecommentSomethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”Refers tocode orcoding asartMisogynyMentionsboats“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)ShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsDissesarrowkeys andor mouseUsesmultipleterminalsat onceNostalgicabout oldLinuxComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesSays weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lectureMentionsthe gradecurveEnds rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’GatekeepsWalks inat least 5minuteslateActuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizSays “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toUses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)DoxxesstudentCalls vimmagical,the best,etcTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)Tellssomeone toput theirphone awayBulliessomeoneGives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)Tells storywith no clearmoral orconclusionMentionspornography(again)Familymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)References arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)“Let's say”actuallymakessenseForgetsterminalcommandFlexesabout usingemailthrough muttCallsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)Checks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)Complainingabout OOPlanguageGetsarrestedand/orpulled overSays“right” andsomeonerespondsBrings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagainTalks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicWon’tanswerstudent’squestionTries tobringdown theTux serverGoes onananarchistrantUses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#Mutters “itshouldn’tdo that”Uses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageWon’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’Kurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewUsesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureComplaintsaboutMicrosoftMakes apassive-aggressivecommentSomethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”Refers tocode orcoding asartMisogynyMentionsboats“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)ShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsDissesarrowkeys andor mouseUsesmultipleterminalsat onceNostalgicabout oldLinuxComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesSays weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lectureMentionsthe gradecurveEnds rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’GatekeepsWalks inat least 5minuteslateActuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizSays “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toUses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)DoxxesstudentCalls vimmagical,the best,etcTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)Tellssomeone toput theirphone awayBulliessomeoneGives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)Tells storywith no clearmoral orconclusionMentionspornography(again)Familymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)References arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)“Let's say”actuallymakessenseForgetsterminalcommandFlexesabout usingemailthrough muttCallsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)Checks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)Complainingabout OOPlanguageGetsarrestedand/orpulled overSays“right” andsomeonerespondsBrings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagainTalks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicWon’tanswerstudent’squestionTries tobringdown theTux serverGoes onananarchistrant

Kurt - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Uses ‘you know’ after introducing a useful concept
  2. Complements JS, Python3, Java or C#
  3. Mutters “it shouldn’t do that”
  4. Uses the word “elegant” unironically about any Kurt language
  5. Won’t listen to student question if he ‘went over it’
  6. Kurt uses something other than terminal or qpdfview
  7. Uses browser out of terminal during the lecture
  8. Complaints about Microsoft
  9. Makes a passive-aggressive comment
  10. Something about emacs, “but I don’t hate it, I’m just a vim guy”
  11. Refers to code or coding as art
  12. Misogyny
  13. Mentions boats
  14. “We went over that” in response to question (he did not)
  15. Shows favoritism towards students
  16. Disses arrow keys and or mouse
  17. Uses multiple terminals at once
  18. Nostalgic about old Linux
  19. Complaints about multiple email addresses
  20. Says we should know something, but hasn’t been in any lecture
  21. Mentions the grade curve
  22. Ends rant with variation of ‘come on guys, we’re better than this’
  23. Gatekeeps
  24. Walks in at least 5 minutes late
  25. Actually goes over something before quiz
  26. Says “you should know this” when we don’t have a reason to
  27. Uses weird expression (or uses expression wrong)
  28. Doxxes student
  29. Calls vim magical, the best, etc
  30. Touches student (any physical contact)
  31. Tells someone to put their phone away
  32. Bullies someone
  33. Gives actual example of why we would need any of this (not including C)
  34. Tells story with no clear moral or conclusion
  35. Mentions pornography (again)
  36. Family moment (e.g. hangs up on sister)
  37. References a relevant modern-day program tool (e.g. Pandas)
  38. “Let's say” actually makes sense
  39. Forgets terminal command
  40. Flexes about using email through mutt
  41. Calls functional languages superior (never uses them)
  42. Checks the man page (the guy does that, not you)
  43. Complaining about OOP language
  44. Gets arrested and/or pulled over
  45. Says “right” and someone responds
  46. Brings up thing we don’t know that will (probably) never come up again
  47. Talks about personal life more than the topic
  48. Won’t answer student’s question
  49. Tries to bring down the Tux server
  50. Goes on an anarchist rant