Ends rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’ComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#Nostalgicabout oldLinuxUsesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureUses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesTries tobringdown theTux serverSays “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toReferences arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)Won’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’Actuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizMisogynyWalks inat least 5minuteslateBrings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagainTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)Callsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)Refers tocode orcoding asartGetsarrestedand/orpulled overUsesmultipleterminalsat onceKurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewGatekeepsWon’tanswerstudent’squestionFamilymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)Complainingabout OOPlanguageUses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsGives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)Checks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)ForgetsterminalcommandCalls vimmagical,the best,etcSomethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”Makes apassive-aggressivecommentMutters “itshouldn’tdo that”Talks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicMentionsboatsFlexesabout usingemailthrough muttUses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)Mentionsthe gradecurveDoxxesstudentGoes onananarchistrantSays weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lectureSays“right” andsomeonerespondsTells storywith no clearmoral orconclusionBulliessomeoneTellssomeone toput theirphone awayComplaintsaboutMicrosoftDissesarrowkeys andor mouseMentionspornography(again)“Let's say”actuallymakessenseEnds rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’ComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#Nostalgicabout oldLinuxUsesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureUses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesTries tobringdown theTux serverSays “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toReferences arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)Won’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’Actuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizMisogynyWalks inat least 5minuteslateBrings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagainTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)Callsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)Refers tocode orcoding asartGetsarrestedand/orpulled overUsesmultipleterminalsat onceKurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewGatekeepsWon’tanswerstudent’squestionFamilymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)Complainingabout OOPlanguageUses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsGives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)Checks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)ForgetsterminalcommandCalls vimmagical,the best,etcSomethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”Makes apassive-aggressivecommentMutters “itshouldn’tdo that”Talks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicMentionsboatsFlexesabout usingemailthrough muttUses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)Mentionsthe gradecurveDoxxesstudentGoes onananarchistrantSays weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lectureSays“right” andsomeonerespondsTells storywith no clearmoral orconclusionBulliessomeoneTellssomeone toput theirphone awayComplaintsaboutMicrosoftDissesarrowkeys andor mouseMentionspornography(again)“Let's say”actuallymakessense

Kurt - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Ends rant with variation of ‘come on guys, we’re better than this’
  2. Complements JS, Python3, Java or C#
  3. Nostalgic about old Linux
  4. Uses browser out of terminal during the lecture
  5. Uses the word “elegant” unironically about any Kurt language
  6. Complaints about multiple email addresses
  7. Tries to bring down the Tux server
  8. Says “you should know this” when we don’t have a reason to
  9. References a relevant modern-day program tool (e.g. Pandas)
  10. Won’t listen to student question if he ‘went over it’
  11. Actually goes over something before quiz
  12. Misogyny
  13. Walks in at least 5 minutes late
  14. Brings up thing we don’t know that will (probably) never come up again
  15. Touches student (any physical contact)
  16. Calls functional languages superior (never uses them)
  17. Refers to code or coding as art
  18. Gets arrested and/or pulled over
  19. Uses multiple terminals at once
  20. Kurt uses something other than terminal or qpdfview
  21. Gatekeeps
  22. Won’t answer student’s question
  23. Family moment (e.g. hangs up on sister)
  24. “We went over that” in response to question (he did not)
  25. Complaining about OOP language
  26. Uses ‘you know’ after introducing a useful concept
  27. Shows favoritism towards students
  28. Gives actual example of why we would need any of this (not including C)
  29. Checks the man page (the guy does that, not you)
  30. Forgets terminal command
  31. Calls vim magical, the best, etc
  32. Something about emacs, “but I don’t hate it, I’m just a vim guy”
  33. Makes a passive-aggressive comment
  34. Mutters “it shouldn’t do that”
  35. Talks about personal life more than the topic
  36. Mentions boats
  37. Flexes about using email through mutt
  38. Uses weird expression (or uses expression wrong)
  39. Mentions the grade curve
  40. Doxxes student
  41. Goes on an anarchist rant
  42. Says we should know something, but hasn’t been in any lecture
  43. Says “right” and someone responds
  44. Tells story with no clear moral or conclusion
  45. Bullies someone
  46. Tells someone to put their phone away
  47. Complaints about Microsoft
  48. Disses arrow keys and or mouse
  49. Mentions pornography (again)
  50. “Let's say” actually makes sense