DoxxesstudentNostalgicabout oldLinuxGoes onananarchistrantCallsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)Calls vimmagical,the best,etcComplaintsaboutMicrosoftSays weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lectureTells storywith no clearmoral orconclusionWon’tanswerstudent’squestionUses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#MentionsboatsFlexesabout usingemailthrough muttForgetsterminalcommandShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsGives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)Brings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagainMakes apassive-aggressivecommentMisogynyWalks inat least 5minuteslateMutters “itshouldn’tdo that”Says “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toUses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)Actuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizMentionspornography(again)Checks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)Getsarrestedand/orpulled overUsesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureTellssomeone toput theirphone awayWon’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’Kurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewRefers tocode orcoding asartComplainingabout OOPlanguageDissesarrowkeys andor mouseTalks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicMentionsthe gradecurveEnds rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’“Let's say”actuallymakessenseTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)BulliessomeoneReferences arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)Tries tobringdown theTux serverSomethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”GatekeepsUses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesUsesmultipleterminalsat onceFamilymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)Says“right” andsomeonerespondsDoxxesstudentNostalgicabout oldLinuxGoes onananarchistrantCallsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)Calls vimmagical,the best,etcComplaintsaboutMicrosoftSays weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lectureTells storywith no clearmoral orconclusionWon’tanswerstudent’squestionUses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#MentionsboatsFlexesabout usingemailthrough muttForgetsterminalcommandShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsGives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)Brings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagainMakes apassive-aggressivecommentMisogynyWalks inat least 5minuteslateMutters “itshouldn’tdo that”Says “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toUses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)Actuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizMentionspornography(again)Checks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)Getsarrestedand/orpulled overUsesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureTellssomeone toput theirphone awayWon’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’Kurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewRefers tocode orcoding asartComplainingabout OOPlanguageDissesarrowkeys andor mouseTalks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicMentionsthe gradecurveEnds rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’“Let's say”actuallymakessenseTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)BulliessomeoneReferences arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)Tries tobringdown theTux serverSomethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”GatekeepsUses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesUsesmultipleterminalsat onceFamilymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)Says“right” andsomeoneresponds

Kurt - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Doxxes student
  2. Nostalgic about old Linux
  3. Goes on an anarchist rant
  4. Calls functional languages superior (never uses them)
  5. Calls vim magical, the best, etc
  6. Complaints about Microsoft
  7. Says we should know something, but hasn’t been in any lecture
  8. Tells story with no clear moral or conclusion
  9. Won’t answer student’s question
  10. Uses the word “elegant” unironically about any Kurt language
  11. Complements JS, Python3, Java or C#
  12. Mentions boats
  13. Flexes about using email through mutt
  14. Forgets terminal command
  15. Shows favoritism towards students
  16. Gives actual example of why we would need any of this (not including C)
  17. “We went over that” in response to question (he did not)
  18. Brings up thing we don’t know that will (probably) never come up again
  19. Makes a passive-aggressive comment
  20. Misogyny
  21. Walks in at least 5 minutes late
  22. Mutters “it shouldn’t do that”
  23. Says “you should know this” when we don’t have a reason to
  24. Uses weird expression (or uses expression wrong)
  25. Actually goes over something before quiz
  26. Mentions pornography (again)
  27. Checks the man page (the guy does that, not you)
  28. Gets arrested and/or pulled over
  29. Uses browser out of terminal during the lecture
  30. Tells someone to put their phone away
  31. Won’t listen to student question if he ‘went over it’
  32. Kurt uses something other than terminal or qpdfview
  33. Refers to code or coding as art
  34. Complaining about OOP language
  35. Disses arrow keys and or mouse
  36. Talks about personal life more than the topic
  37. Mentions the grade curve
  38. Ends rant with variation of ‘come on guys, we’re better than this’
  39. “Let's say” actually makes sense
  40. Touches student (any physical contact)
  41. Bullies someone
  42. References a relevant modern-day program tool (e.g. Pandas)
  43. Tries to bring down the Tux server
  44. Something about emacs, “but I don’t hate it, I’m just a vim guy”
  45. Gatekeeps
  46. Uses ‘you know’ after introducing a useful concept
  47. Complaints about multiple email addresses
  48. Uses multiple terminals at once
  49. Family moment (e.g. hangs up on sister)
  50. Says “right” and someone responds