BulliessomeoneRefers tocode orcoding asartFamilymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)“Let's say”actuallymakessenseTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)Walks inat least 5minuteslateBrings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagainReferences arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)Nostalgicabout oldLinuxUsesmultipleterminalsat onceUsesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureComplainingabout OOPlanguageGoes onananarchistrantUses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)Won’tanswerstudent’squestionChecks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)Getsarrestedand/orpulled overKurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewMakes apassive-aggressivecommentActuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizMisogynyTries tobringdown theTux serverCallsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)Talks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicWon’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’Says “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toSays weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lecture“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)Calls vimmagical,the best,etcForgetsterminalcommandSays“right” andsomeonerespondsEnds rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’Tellssomeone toput theirphone awayGatekeepsMentionsthe gradecurveComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#Somethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”DoxxesstudentComplaintsaboutMicrosoftFlexesabout usingemailthrough muttUses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptDissesarrowkeys andor mouseGives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)Uses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageMentionspornography(again)MentionsboatsMutters “itshouldn’tdo that”ShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsTells storywith no clearmoral orconclusionComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesBulliessomeoneRefers tocode orcoding asartFamilymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)“Let's say”actuallymakessenseTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)Walks inat least 5minuteslateBrings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagainReferences arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)Nostalgicabout oldLinuxUsesmultipleterminalsat onceUsesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureComplainingabout OOPlanguageGoes onananarchistrantUses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)Won’tanswerstudent’squestionChecks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)Getsarrestedand/orpulled overKurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewMakes apassive-aggressivecommentActuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizMisogynyTries tobringdown theTux serverCallsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)Talks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicWon’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’Says “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toSays weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lecture“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)Calls vimmagical,the best,etcForgetsterminalcommandSays“right” andsomeonerespondsEnds rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’Tellssomeone toput theirphone awayGatekeepsMentionsthe gradecurveComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#Somethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”DoxxesstudentComplaintsaboutMicrosoftFlexesabout usingemailthrough muttUses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptDissesarrowkeys andor mouseGives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)Uses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageMentionspornography(again)MentionsboatsMutters “itshouldn’tdo that”ShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsTells storywith no clearmoral orconclusionComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddresses

Kurt - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Bullies someone
  2. Refers to code or coding as art
  3. Family moment (e.g. hangs up on sister)
  4. “Let's say” actually makes sense
  5. Touches student (any physical contact)
  6. Walks in at least 5 minutes late
  7. Brings up thing we don’t know that will (probably) never come up again
  8. References a relevant modern-day program tool (e.g. Pandas)
  9. Nostalgic about old Linux
  10. Uses multiple terminals at once
  11. Uses browser out of terminal during the lecture
  12. Complaining about OOP language
  13. Goes on an anarchist rant
  14. Uses weird expression (or uses expression wrong)
  15. Won’t answer student’s question
  16. Checks the man page (the guy does that, not you)
  17. Gets arrested and/or pulled over
  18. Kurt uses something other than terminal or qpdfview
  19. Makes a passive-aggressive comment
  20. Actually goes over something before quiz
  21. Misogyny
  22. Tries to bring down the Tux server
  23. Calls functional languages superior (never uses them)
  24. Talks about personal life more than the topic
  25. Won’t listen to student question if he ‘went over it’
  26. Says “you should know this” when we don’t have a reason to
  27. Says we should know something, but hasn’t been in any lecture
  28. “We went over that” in response to question (he did not)
  29. Calls vim magical, the best, etc
  30. Forgets terminal command
  31. Says “right” and someone responds
  32. Ends rant with variation of ‘come on guys, we’re better than this’
  33. Tells someone to put their phone away
  34. Gatekeeps
  35. Mentions the grade curve
  36. Complements JS, Python3, Java or C#
  37. Something about emacs, “but I don’t hate it, I’m just a vim guy”
  38. Doxxes student
  39. Complaints about Microsoft
  40. Flexes about using email through mutt
  41. Uses ‘you know’ after introducing a useful concept
  42. Disses arrow keys and or mouse
  43. Gives actual example of why we would need any of this (not including C)
  44. Uses the word “elegant” unironically about any Kurt language
  45. Mentions pornography (again)
  46. Mentions boats
  47. Mutters “it shouldn’t do that”
  48. Shows favoritism towards students
  49. Tells story with no clear moral or conclusion
  50. Complaints about multiple email addresses