Tells storywith no clearmoral orconclusion“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)DoxxesstudentEnds rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’Usesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureMisogynyWalks inat least 5minuteslateSays“right” andsomeonerespondsFlexesabout usingemailthrough muttGoes onananarchistrantSays weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lectureRefers tocode orcoding asartKurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewUses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageMentionsboatsDissesarrowkeys andor mouseNostalgicabout oldLinuxComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#Getsarrestedand/orpulled overComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesUses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)Says “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toGatekeepsMentionspornography(again)Checks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)Makes apassive-aggressivecommentReferences arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)Tries tobringdown theTux serverMentionsthe gradecurveCalls vimmagical,the best,etcWon’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’Won’tanswerstudent’squestionMutters “itshouldn’tdo that”ShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsBulliessomeoneUses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptActuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizTalks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicCallsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)Familymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)Somethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”Tellssomeone toput theirphone awayForgetsterminalcommandUsesmultipleterminalsat onceComplaintsaboutMicrosoftTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)Gives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)Complainingabout OOPlanguage“Let's say”actuallymakessenseBrings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagainTells storywith no clearmoral orconclusion“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)DoxxesstudentEnds rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’Usesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureMisogynyWalks inat least 5minuteslateSays“right” andsomeonerespondsFlexesabout usingemailthrough muttGoes onananarchistrantSays weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lectureRefers tocode orcoding asartKurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewUses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageMentionsboatsDissesarrowkeys andor mouseNostalgicabout oldLinuxComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#Getsarrestedand/orpulled overComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesUses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)Says “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toGatekeepsMentionspornography(again)Checks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)Makes apassive-aggressivecommentReferences arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)Tries tobringdown theTux serverMentionsthe gradecurveCalls vimmagical,the best,etcWon’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’Won’tanswerstudent’squestionMutters “itshouldn’tdo that”ShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsBulliessomeoneUses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptActuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizTalks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicCallsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)Familymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)Somethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”Tellssomeone toput theirphone awayForgetsterminalcommandUsesmultipleterminalsat onceComplaintsaboutMicrosoftTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)Gives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)Complainingabout OOPlanguage“Let's say”actuallymakessenseBrings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagain

Kurt - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Tells story with no clear moral or conclusion
  2. “We went over that” in response to question (he did not)
  3. Doxxes student
  4. Ends rant with variation of ‘come on guys, we’re better than this’
  5. Uses browser out of terminal during the lecture
  6. Misogyny
  7. Walks in at least 5 minutes late
  8. Says “right” and someone responds
  9. Flexes about using email through mutt
  10. Goes on an anarchist rant
  11. Says we should know something, but hasn’t been in any lecture
  12. Refers to code or coding as art
  13. Kurt uses something other than terminal or qpdfview
  14. Uses the word “elegant” unironically about any Kurt language
  15. Mentions boats
  16. Disses arrow keys and or mouse
  17. Nostalgic about old Linux
  18. Complements JS, Python3, Java or C#
  19. Gets arrested and/or pulled over
  20. Complaints about multiple email addresses
  21. Uses weird expression (or uses expression wrong)
  22. Says “you should know this” when we don’t have a reason to
  23. Gatekeeps
  24. Mentions pornography (again)
  25. Checks the man page (the guy does that, not you)
  26. Makes a passive-aggressive comment
  27. References a relevant modern-day program tool (e.g. Pandas)
  28. Tries to bring down the Tux server
  29. Mentions the grade curve
  30. Calls vim magical, the best, etc
  31. Won’t listen to student question if he ‘went over it’
  32. Won’t answer student’s question
  33. Mutters “it shouldn’t do that”
  34. Shows favoritism towards students
  35. Bullies someone
  36. Uses ‘you know’ after introducing a useful concept
  37. Actually goes over something before quiz
  38. Talks about personal life more than the topic
  39. Calls functional languages superior (never uses them)
  40. Family moment (e.g. hangs up on sister)
  41. Something about emacs, “but I don’t hate it, I’m just a vim guy”
  42. Tells someone to put their phone away
  43. Forgets terminal command
  44. Uses multiple terminals at once
  45. Complaints about Microsoft
  46. Touches student (any physical contact)
  47. Gives actual example of why we would need any of this (not including C)
  48. Complaining about OOP language
  49. “Let's say” actually makes sense
  50. Brings up thing we don’t know that will (probably) never come up again