Says weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lectureDoxxesstudentSays “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toMisogynyComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesCallsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)Usesmultipleterminalsat onceBrings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagainMentionspornography(again)ForgetsterminalcommandFlexesabout usingemailthrough muttComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#Dissesarrowkeys andor mouseTellssomeone toput theirphone awayTalks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicWalks inat least 5minuteslateUses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)Won’tanswerstudent’squestionActuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizFamilymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)Usesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureChecks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)Calls vimmagical,the best,etcBulliessomeoneTells storywith no clearmoral orconclusionMakes apassive-aggressivecommentMentionsthe gradecurveReferences arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)Somethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”Uses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptRefers tocode orcoding asartComplainingabout OOPlanguageNostalgicabout oldLinuxGives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)Goes onananarchistrantGatekeepsShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsMutters “itshouldn’tdo that”Won’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’Tries tobringdown theTux serverMentionsboatsUses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageSays“right” andsomeonerespondsTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)Kurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewEnds rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’“Let's say”actuallymakessenseGetsarrestedand/orpulled overComplaintsaboutMicrosoftSays weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lectureDoxxesstudentSays “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toMisogynyComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesCallsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)Usesmultipleterminalsat onceBrings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagainMentionspornography(again)ForgetsterminalcommandFlexesabout usingemailthrough muttComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#Dissesarrowkeys andor mouseTellssomeone toput theirphone awayTalks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicWalks inat least 5minuteslateUses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)Won’tanswerstudent’squestionActuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizFamilymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)Usesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureChecks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)Calls vimmagical,the best,etcBulliessomeoneTells storywith no clearmoral orconclusionMakes apassive-aggressivecommentMentionsthe gradecurveReferences arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)Somethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”Uses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptRefers tocode orcoding asartComplainingabout OOPlanguageNostalgicabout oldLinuxGives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)Goes onananarchistrantGatekeepsShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsMutters “itshouldn’tdo that”Won’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’Tries tobringdown theTux serverMentionsboatsUses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageSays“right” andsomeonerespondsTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)Kurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewEnds rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’“Let's say”actuallymakessenseGetsarrestedand/orpulled overComplaintsaboutMicrosoft

Kurt - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Says we should know something, but hasn’t been in any lecture
  2. Doxxes student
  3. Says “you should know this” when we don’t have a reason to
  4. Misogyny
  5. Complaints about multiple email addresses
  6. Calls functional languages superior (never uses them)
  7. Uses multiple terminals at once
  8. Brings up thing we don’t know that will (probably) never come up again
  9. Mentions pornography (again)
  10. Forgets terminal command
  11. Flexes about using email through mutt
  12. Complements JS, Python3, Java or C#
  13. Disses arrow keys and or mouse
  14. Tells someone to put their phone away
  15. Talks about personal life more than the topic
  16. Walks in at least 5 minutes late
  17. Uses weird expression (or uses expression wrong)
  18. Won’t answer student’s question
  19. Actually goes over something before quiz
  20. Family moment (e.g. hangs up on sister)
  21. Uses browser out of terminal during the lecture
  22. Checks the man page (the guy does that, not you)
  23. Calls vim magical, the best, etc
  24. Bullies someone
  25. Tells story with no clear moral or conclusion
  26. Makes a passive-aggressive comment
  27. Mentions the grade curve
  28. References a relevant modern-day program tool (e.g. Pandas)
  29. “We went over that” in response to question (he did not)
  30. Something about emacs, “but I don’t hate it, I’m just a vim guy”
  31. Uses ‘you know’ after introducing a useful concept
  32. Refers to code or coding as art
  33. Complaining about OOP language
  34. Nostalgic about old Linux
  35. Gives actual example of why we would need any of this (not including C)
  36. Goes on an anarchist rant
  37. Gatekeeps
  38. Shows favoritism towards students
  39. Mutters “it shouldn’t do that”
  40. Won’t listen to student question if he ‘went over it’
  41. Tries to bring down the Tux server
  42. Mentions boats
  43. Uses the word “elegant” unironically about any Kurt language
  44. Says “right” and someone responds
  45. Touches student (any physical contact)
  46. Kurt uses something other than terminal or qpdfview
  47. Ends rant with variation of ‘come on guys, we’re better than this’
  48. “Let's say” actually makes sense
  49. Gets arrested and/or pulled over
  50. Complaints about Microsoft