Brings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagainMentionspornography(again)Somethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”Familymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)GatekeepsSays “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toMisogynyComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#Uses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageTries tobringdown theTux serverUsesmultipleterminalsat onceReferences arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)Uses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)“Let's say”actuallymakessenseEnds rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’Nostalgicabout oldLinux“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)Says weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lectureUsesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureWon’tanswerstudent’squestionSays“right” andsomeonerespondsTalks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicGetsarrestedand/orpulled overCallsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)Actuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesTellssomeone toput theirphone awayTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)Calls vimmagical,the best,etcMakes apassive-aggressivecommentMentionsthe gradecurveWalks inat least 5minuteslateFlexesabout usingemailthrough muttUses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptTells storywith no clearmoral orconclusionMutters “itshouldn’tdo that”DoxxesstudentWon’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’ComplaintsaboutMicrosoftForgetsterminalcommandRefers tocode orcoding asartShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsKurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewChecks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)Gives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)Dissesarrowkeys andor mouseComplainingabout OOPlanguageGoes onananarchistrantMentionsboatsBulliessomeoneBrings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagainMentionspornography(again)Somethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”Familymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)GatekeepsSays “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toMisogynyComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#Uses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageTries tobringdown theTux serverUsesmultipleterminalsat onceReferences arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)Uses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)“Let's say”actuallymakessenseEnds rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’Nostalgicabout oldLinux“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)Says weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lectureUsesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureWon’tanswerstudent’squestionSays“right” andsomeonerespondsTalks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicGetsarrestedand/orpulled overCallsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)Actuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesTellssomeone toput theirphone awayTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)Calls vimmagical,the best,etcMakes apassive-aggressivecommentMentionsthe gradecurveWalks inat least 5minuteslateFlexesabout usingemailthrough muttUses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptTells storywith no clearmoral orconclusionMutters “itshouldn’tdo that”DoxxesstudentWon’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’ComplaintsaboutMicrosoftForgetsterminalcommandRefers tocode orcoding asartShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsKurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewChecks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)Gives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)Dissesarrowkeys andor mouseComplainingabout OOPlanguageGoes onananarchistrantMentionsboatsBulliessomeone

Kurt - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Brings up thing we don’t know that will (probably) never come up again
  2. Mentions pornography (again)
  3. Something about emacs, “but I don’t hate it, I’m just a vim guy”
  4. Family moment (e.g. hangs up on sister)
  5. Gatekeeps
  6. Says “you should know this” when we don’t have a reason to
  7. Misogyny
  8. Complements JS, Python3, Java or C#
  9. Uses the word “elegant” unironically about any Kurt language
  10. Tries to bring down the Tux server
  11. Uses multiple terminals at once
  12. References a relevant modern-day program tool (e.g. Pandas)
  13. Uses weird expression (or uses expression wrong)
  14. “Let's say” actually makes sense
  15. Ends rant with variation of ‘come on guys, we’re better than this’
  16. Nostalgic about old Linux
  17. “We went over that” in response to question (he did not)
  18. Says we should know something, but hasn’t been in any lecture
  19. Uses browser out of terminal during the lecture
  20. Won’t answer student’s question
  21. Says “right” and someone responds
  22. Talks about personal life more than the topic
  23. Gets arrested and/or pulled over
  24. Calls functional languages superior (never uses them)
  25. Actually goes over something before quiz
  26. Complaints about multiple email addresses
  27. Tells someone to put their phone away
  28. Touches student (any physical contact)
  29. Calls vim magical, the best, etc
  30. Makes a passive-aggressive comment
  31. Mentions the grade curve
  32. Walks in at least 5 minutes late
  33. Flexes about using email through mutt
  34. Uses ‘you know’ after introducing a useful concept
  35. Tells story with no clear moral or conclusion
  36. Mutters “it shouldn’t do that”
  37. Doxxes student
  38. Won’t listen to student question if he ‘went over it’
  39. Complaints about Microsoft
  40. Forgets terminal command
  41. Refers to code or coding as art
  42. Shows favoritism towards students
  43. Kurt uses something other than terminal or qpdfview
  44. Checks the man page (the guy does that, not you)
  45. Gives actual example of why we would need any of this (not including C)
  46. Disses arrow keys and or mouse
  47. Complaining about OOP language
  48. Goes on an anarchist rant
  49. Mentions boats
  50. Bullies someone