Familymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)Says weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lectureSomethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”Says “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toSays“right” andsomeonerespondsTries tobringdown theTux serverWon’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’Flexesabout usingemailthrough muttMutters “itshouldn’tdo that”Bulliessomeone“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)Gives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)Mentionsthe gradecurveTalks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicCallsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)Nostalgicabout oldLinuxUses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptRefers tocode orcoding asartMentionsboatsComplainingabout OOPlanguageMentionspornography(again)Uses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)Usesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureGetsarrestedand/orpulled overDoxxesstudentWon’tanswerstudent’squestionShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsReferences arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)“Let's say”actuallymakessenseGatekeepsForgetsterminalcommandComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesWalks inat least 5minuteslateUses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)Dissesarrowkeys andor mouseTellssomeone toput theirphone awayEnds rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’Usesmultipleterminalsat onceBrings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagainComplaintsaboutMicrosoftTells storywith no clearmoral orconclusionChecks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)Makes apassive-aggressivecommentKurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewGoes onananarchistrantCalls vimmagical,the best,etcComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#Actuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizMisogynyFamilymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)Says weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lectureSomethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”Says “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toSays“right” andsomeonerespondsTries tobringdown theTux serverWon’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’Flexesabout usingemailthrough muttMutters “itshouldn’tdo that”Bulliessomeone“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)Gives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)Mentionsthe gradecurveTalks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicCallsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)Nostalgicabout oldLinuxUses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptRefers tocode orcoding asartMentionsboatsComplainingabout OOPlanguageMentionspornography(again)Uses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)Usesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureGetsarrestedand/orpulled overDoxxesstudentWon’tanswerstudent’squestionShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsReferences arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)“Let's say”actuallymakessenseGatekeepsForgetsterminalcommandComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesWalks inat least 5minuteslateUses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)Dissesarrowkeys andor mouseTellssomeone toput theirphone awayEnds rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’Usesmultipleterminalsat onceBrings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagainComplaintsaboutMicrosoftTells storywith no clearmoral orconclusionChecks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)Makes apassive-aggressivecommentKurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewGoes onananarchistrantCalls vimmagical,the best,etcComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#Actuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizMisogyny

Kurt - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Family moment (e.g. hangs up on sister)
  2. Says we should know something, but hasn’t been in any lecture
  3. Something about emacs, “but I don’t hate it, I’m just a vim guy”
  4. Says “you should know this” when we don’t have a reason to
  5. Says “right” and someone responds
  6. Tries to bring down the Tux server
  7. Won’t listen to student question if he ‘went over it’
  8. Flexes about using email through mutt
  9. Mutters “it shouldn’t do that”
  10. Bullies someone
  11. “We went over that” in response to question (he did not)
  12. Gives actual example of why we would need any of this (not including C)
  13. Mentions the grade curve
  14. Talks about personal life more than the topic
  15. Calls functional languages superior (never uses them)
  16. Nostalgic about old Linux
  17. Uses ‘you know’ after introducing a useful concept
  18. Refers to code or coding as art
  19. Mentions boats
  20. Complaining about OOP language
  21. Mentions pornography (again)
  22. Uses weird expression (or uses expression wrong)
  23. Uses browser out of terminal during the lecture
  24. Gets arrested and/or pulled over
  25. Doxxes student
  26. Won’t answer student’s question
  27. Shows favoritism towards students
  28. References a relevant modern-day program tool (e.g. Pandas)
  29. “Let's say” actually makes sense
  30. Gatekeeps
  31. Forgets terminal command
  32. Complaints about multiple email addresses
  33. Walks in at least 5 minutes late
  34. Uses the word “elegant” unironically about any Kurt language
  35. Touches student (any physical contact)
  36. Disses arrow keys and or mouse
  37. Tells someone to put their phone away
  38. Ends rant with variation of ‘come on guys, we’re better than this’
  39. Uses multiple terminals at once
  40. Brings up thing we don’t know that will (probably) never come up again
  41. Complaints about Microsoft
  42. Tells story with no clear moral or conclusion
  43. Checks the man page (the guy does that, not you)
  44. Makes a passive-aggressive comment
  45. Kurt uses something other than terminal or qpdfview
  46. Goes on an anarchist rant
  47. Calls vim magical, the best, etc
  48. Complements JS, Python3, Java or C#
  49. Actually goes over something before quiz
  50. Misogyny