Usesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureComplainingabout OOPlanguageTells storywith no clearmoral orconclusionTries tobringdown theTux serverGatekeepsMentionsthe gradecurveMentionspornography(again)Won’tanswerstudent’squestionMakes apassive-aggressivecomment“Let's say”actuallymakessenseFlexesabout usingemailthrough muttTalks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicActuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizCallsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)Misogyny“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)DoxxesstudentGives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)Tellssomeone toput theirphone awayComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesBulliessomeoneUses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptChecks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)Won’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’Uses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageSomethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”Says “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toNostalgicabout oldLinuxShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)Ends rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’Dissesarrowkeys andor mouseReferences arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)Goes onananarchistrantForgetsterminalcommandComplaintsaboutMicrosoftKurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewMentionsboatsWalks inat least 5minuteslateSays“right” andsomeonerespondsCalls vimmagical,the best,etcMutters “itshouldn’tdo that”Usesmultipleterminalsat onceSays weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lectureBrings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagainComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#Refers tocode orcoding asartUses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)Familymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)Getsarrestedand/orpulled overUsesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureComplainingabout OOPlanguageTells storywith no clearmoral orconclusionTries tobringdown theTux serverGatekeepsMentionsthe gradecurveMentionspornography(again)Won’tanswerstudent’squestionMakes apassive-aggressivecomment“Let's say”actuallymakessenseFlexesabout usingemailthrough muttTalks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicActuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizCallsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)Misogyny“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)DoxxesstudentGives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)Tellssomeone toput theirphone awayComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesBulliessomeoneUses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptChecks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)Won’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’Uses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageSomethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”Says “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toNostalgicabout oldLinuxShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)Ends rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’Dissesarrowkeys andor mouseReferences arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)Goes onananarchistrantForgetsterminalcommandComplaintsaboutMicrosoftKurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewMentionsboatsWalks inat least 5minuteslateSays“right” andsomeonerespondsCalls vimmagical,the best,etcMutters “itshouldn’tdo that”Usesmultipleterminalsat onceSays weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lectureBrings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagainComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#Refers tocode orcoding asartUses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)Familymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)Getsarrestedand/orpulled over

Kurt. - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Uses browser out of terminal during the lecture
  2. Complaining about OOP language
  3. Tells story with no clear moral or conclusion
  4. Tries to bring down the Tux server
  5. Gatekeeps
  6. Mentions the grade curve
  7. Mentions pornography (again)
  8. Won’t answer student’s question
  9. Makes a passive-aggressive comment
  10. “Let's say” actually makes sense
  11. Flexes about using email through mutt
  12. Talks about personal life more than the topic
  13. Actually goes over something before quiz
  14. Calls functional languages superior (never uses them)
  15. Misogyny
  16. “We went over that” in response to question (he did not)
  17. Doxxes student
  18. Gives actual example of why we would need any of this (not including C)
  19. Tells someone to put their phone away
  20. Complaints about multiple email addresses
  21. Bullies someone
  22. Uses ‘you know’ after introducing a useful concept
  23. Checks the man page (the guy does that, not you)
  24. Won’t listen to student question if he ‘went over it’
  25. Uses the word “elegant” unironically about any Kurt language
  26. Something about emacs, “but I don’t hate it, I’m just a vim guy”
  27. Says “you should know this” when we don’t have a reason to
  28. Nostalgic about old Linux
  29. Shows favoritism towards students
  30. Touches student (any physical contact)
  31. Ends rant with variation of ‘come on guys, we’re better than this’
  32. Disses arrow keys and or mouse
  33. References a relevant modern-day program tool (e.g. Pandas)
  34. Goes on an anarchist rant
  35. Forgets terminal command
  36. Complaints about Microsoft
  37. Kurt uses something other than terminal or qpdfview
  38. Mentions boats
  39. Walks in at least 5 minutes late
  40. Says “right” and someone responds
  41. Calls vim magical, the best, etc
  42. Mutters “it shouldn’t do that”
  43. Uses multiple terminals at once
  44. Says we should know something, but hasn’t been in any lecture
  45. Brings up thing we don’t know that will (probably) never come up again
  46. Complements JS, Python3, Java or C#
  47. Refers to code or coding as art
  48. Uses weird expression (or uses expression wrong)
  49. Family moment (e.g. hangs up on sister)
  50. Gets arrested and/or pulled over