Complainingabout OOPlanguageGives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)Tries tobringdown theTux serverComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesUsesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureTellssomeone toput theirphone away“Let's say”actuallymakessenseWalks inat least 5minuteslateMentionsboatsSays “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toSays weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lectureSomethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”Mentionspornography(again)MisogynyComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#Goes onananarchistrantUses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)Getsarrestedand/orpulled overGatekeepsBulliessomeoneChecks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)Callsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)ForgetsterminalcommandMutters “itshouldn’tdo that”Talks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicKurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewUses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageActuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizFlexesabout usingemailthrough muttCalls vimmagical,the best,etcTells storywith no clearmoral orconclusionFamilymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)ComplaintsaboutMicrosoftMakes apassive-aggressivecommentBrings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagainWon’tanswerstudent’squestionSays“right” andsomeonerespondsRefers tocode orcoding asartUses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptWon’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’ShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)Dissesarrowkeys andor mouseMentionsthe gradecurveEnds rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’References arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)Doxxesstudent“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)Nostalgicabout oldLinuxUsesmultipleterminalsat onceComplainingabout OOPlanguageGives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)Tries tobringdown theTux serverComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesUsesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureTellssomeone toput theirphone away“Let's say”actuallymakessenseWalks inat least 5minuteslateMentionsboatsSays “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toSays weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lectureSomethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”Mentionspornography(again)MisogynyComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#Goes onananarchistrantUses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)Getsarrestedand/orpulled overGatekeepsBulliessomeoneChecks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)Callsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)ForgetsterminalcommandMutters “itshouldn’tdo that”Talks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicKurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewUses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageActuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizFlexesabout usingemailthrough muttCalls vimmagical,the best,etcTells storywith no clearmoral orconclusionFamilymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)ComplaintsaboutMicrosoftMakes apassive-aggressivecommentBrings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagainWon’tanswerstudent’squestionSays“right” andsomeonerespondsRefers tocode orcoding asartUses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptWon’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’ShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)Dissesarrowkeys andor mouseMentionsthe gradecurveEnds rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’References arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)Doxxesstudent“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)Nostalgicabout oldLinuxUsesmultipleterminalsat once

Kurt. - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Complaining about OOP language
  2. Gives actual example of why we would need any of this (not including C)
  3. Tries to bring down the Tux server
  4. Complaints about multiple email addresses
  5. Uses browser out of terminal during the lecture
  6. Tells someone to put their phone away
  7. “Let's say” actually makes sense
  8. Walks in at least 5 minutes late
  9. Mentions boats
  10. Says “you should know this” when we don’t have a reason to
  11. Says we should know something, but hasn’t been in any lecture
  12. Something about emacs, “but I don’t hate it, I’m just a vim guy”
  13. Mentions pornography (again)
  14. Misogyny
  15. Complements JS, Python3, Java or C#
  16. Goes on an anarchist rant
  17. Uses weird expression (or uses expression wrong)
  18. Gets arrested and/or pulled over
  19. Gatekeeps
  20. Bullies someone
  21. Checks the man page (the guy does that, not you)
  22. Calls functional languages superior (never uses them)
  23. Forgets terminal command
  24. Mutters “it shouldn’t do that”
  25. Talks about personal life more than the topic
  26. Kurt uses something other than terminal or qpdfview
  27. Uses the word “elegant” unironically about any Kurt language
  28. Actually goes over something before quiz
  29. Flexes about using email through mutt
  30. Calls vim magical, the best, etc
  31. Tells story with no clear moral or conclusion
  32. Family moment (e.g. hangs up on sister)
  33. Complaints about Microsoft
  34. Makes a passive-aggressive comment
  35. Brings up thing we don’t know that will (probably) never come up again
  36. Won’t answer student’s question
  37. Says “right” and someone responds
  38. Refers to code or coding as art
  39. Uses ‘you know’ after introducing a useful concept
  40. Won’t listen to student question if he ‘went over it’
  41. Shows favoritism towards students
  42. Touches student (any physical contact)
  43. Disses arrow keys and or mouse
  44. Mentions the grade curve
  45. Ends rant with variation of ‘come on guys, we’re better than this’
  46. References a relevant modern-day program tool (e.g. Pandas)
  47. Doxxes student
  48. “We went over that” in response to question (he did not)
  49. Nostalgic about old Linux
  50. Uses multiple terminals at once