Getsarrestedand/orpulled overUses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageSomethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”Tells storywith no clearmoral orconclusion“Let's say”actuallymakessenseDissesarrowkeys andor mouseBrings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagain“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)Says weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lectureChecks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)Talks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicUsesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureWon’tanswerstudent’squestionRefers tocode orcoding asartMentionspornography(again)References arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)Mentionsthe gradecurveMakes apassive-aggressivecommentDoxxesstudentComplaintsaboutMicrosoftActuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizUsesmultipleterminalsat onceTries tobringdown theTux serverGatekeepsWalks inat least 5minuteslateMentionsboatsTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)Familymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)Kurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewEnds rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’Gives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)Mutters “itshouldn’tdo that”Says“right” andsomeonerespondsMisogynyCallsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)Nostalgicabout oldLinuxGoes onananarchistrantBulliessomeoneSays “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesTellssomeone toput theirphone awayFlexesabout usingemailthrough muttWon’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’Uses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)Uses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptForgetsterminalcommandComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#Complainingabout OOPlanguageCalls vimmagical,the best,etcGetsarrestedand/orpulled overUses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageSomethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”Tells storywith no clearmoral orconclusion“Let's say”actuallymakessenseDissesarrowkeys andor mouseBrings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagain“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)Says weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lectureChecks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)Talks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicUsesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureWon’tanswerstudent’squestionRefers tocode orcoding asartMentionspornography(again)References arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)Mentionsthe gradecurveMakes apassive-aggressivecommentDoxxesstudentComplaintsaboutMicrosoftActuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizUsesmultipleterminalsat onceTries tobringdown theTux serverGatekeepsWalks inat least 5minuteslateMentionsboatsTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)Familymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)Kurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewEnds rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’Gives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)Mutters “itshouldn’tdo that”Says“right” andsomeonerespondsMisogynyCallsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)Nostalgicabout oldLinuxGoes onananarchistrantBulliessomeoneSays “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesTellssomeone toput theirphone awayFlexesabout usingemailthrough muttWon’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’Uses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)Uses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptForgetsterminalcommandComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#Complainingabout OOPlanguageCalls vimmagical,the best,etc

Kurt. - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Gets arrested and/or pulled over
  2. Uses the word “elegant” unironically about any Kurt language
  3. Something about emacs, “but I don’t hate it, I’m just a vim guy”
  4. Tells story with no clear moral or conclusion
  5. “Let's say” actually makes sense
  6. Disses arrow keys and or mouse
  7. Brings up thing we don’t know that will (probably) never come up again
  8. “We went over that” in response to question (he did not)
  9. Says we should know something, but hasn’t been in any lecture
  10. Checks the man page (the guy does that, not you)
  11. Talks about personal life more than the topic
  12. Uses browser out of terminal during the lecture
  13. Won’t answer student’s question
  14. Refers to code or coding as art
  15. Mentions pornography (again)
  16. References a relevant modern-day program tool (e.g. Pandas)
  17. Mentions the grade curve
  18. Makes a passive-aggressive comment
  19. Doxxes student
  20. Complaints about Microsoft
  21. Actually goes over something before quiz
  22. Uses multiple terminals at once
  23. Tries to bring down the Tux server
  24. Gatekeeps
  25. Walks in at least 5 minutes late
  26. Mentions boats
  27. Touches student (any physical contact)
  28. Family moment (e.g. hangs up on sister)
  29. Kurt uses something other than terminal or qpdfview
  30. Ends rant with variation of ‘come on guys, we’re better than this’
  31. Gives actual example of why we would need any of this (not including C)
  32. Mutters “it shouldn’t do that”
  33. Says “right” and someone responds
  34. Misogyny
  35. Calls functional languages superior (never uses them)
  36. Nostalgic about old Linux
  37. Goes on an anarchist rant
  38. Bullies someone
  39. Says “you should know this” when we don’t have a reason to
  40. Shows favoritism towards students
  41. Complaints about multiple email addresses
  42. Tells someone to put their phone away
  43. Flexes about using email through mutt
  44. Won’t listen to student question if he ‘went over it’
  45. Uses weird expression (or uses expression wrong)
  46. Uses ‘you know’ after introducing a useful concept
  47. Forgets terminal command
  48. Complements JS, Python3, Java or C#
  49. Complaining about OOP language
  50. Calls vim magical, the best, etc