ShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsTalks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicDoxxesstudentGatekeepsUses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)Goes onananarchistrantSays weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lectureUsesmultipleterminalsat once“Let's say”actuallymakessenseTellssomeone toput theirphone awayWalks inat least 5minuteslateTries tobringdown theTux serverActuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizFlexesabout usingemailthrough muttUsesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureMisogynyNostalgicabout oldLinuxFamilymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)Dissesarrowkeys andor mouseGetsarrestedand/orpulled overRefers tocode orcoding asartWon’tanswerstudent’squestionCallsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)ComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#ComplaintsaboutMicrosoftBulliessomeoneKurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewChecks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)Mentionspornography(again)“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)ComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesComplainingabout OOPlanguageMentionsthe gradecurveBrings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagainSays “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toMutters “itshouldn’tdo that”References arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)Says“right” andsomeonerespondsSomethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”ForgetsterminalcommandGives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)Touchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)Uses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageCalls vimmagical,the best,etcWon’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’MentionsboatsUses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptMakes apassive-aggressivecommentTells storywith no clearmoral orconclusionEnds rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’ShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsTalks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicDoxxesstudentGatekeepsUses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)Goes onananarchistrantSays weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lectureUsesmultipleterminalsat once“Let's say”actuallymakessenseTellssomeone toput theirphone awayWalks inat least 5minuteslateTries tobringdown theTux serverActuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizFlexesabout usingemailthrough muttUsesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureMisogynyNostalgicabout oldLinuxFamilymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)Dissesarrowkeys andor mouseGetsarrestedand/orpulled overRefers tocode orcoding asartWon’tanswerstudent’squestionCallsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)ComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#ComplaintsaboutMicrosoftBulliessomeoneKurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewChecks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)Mentionspornography(again)“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)ComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesComplainingabout OOPlanguageMentionsthe gradecurveBrings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagainSays “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toMutters “itshouldn’tdo that”References arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)Says“right” andsomeonerespondsSomethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”ForgetsterminalcommandGives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)Touchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)Uses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageCalls vimmagical,the best,etcWon’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’MentionsboatsUses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptMakes apassive-aggressivecommentTells storywith no clearmoral orconclusionEnds rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’

Kurt. - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Shows favoritism towards students
  2. Talks about personal life more than the topic
  3. Doxxes student
  4. Gatekeeps
  5. Uses weird expression (or uses expression wrong)
  6. Goes on an anarchist rant
  7. Says we should know something, but hasn’t been in any lecture
  8. Uses multiple terminals at once
  9. “Let's say” actually makes sense
  10. Tells someone to put their phone away
  11. Walks in at least 5 minutes late
  12. Tries to bring down the Tux server
  13. Actually goes over something before quiz
  14. Flexes about using email through mutt
  15. Uses browser out of terminal during the lecture
  16. Misogyny
  17. Nostalgic about old Linux
  18. Family moment (e.g. hangs up on sister)
  19. Disses arrow keys and or mouse
  20. Gets arrested and/or pulled over
  21. Refers to code or coding as art
  22. Won’t answer student’s question
  23. Calls functional languages superior (never uses them)
  24. Complements JS, Python3, Java or C#
  25. Complaints about Microsoft
  26. Bullies someone
  27. Kurt uses something other than terminal or qpdfview
  28. Checks the man page (the guy does that, not you)
  29. Mentions pornography (again)
  30. “We went over that” in response to question (he did not)
  31. Complaints about multiple email addresses
  32. Complaining about OOP language
  33. Mentions the grade curve
  34. Brings up thing we don’t know that will (probably) never come up again
  35. Says “you should know this” when we don’t have a reason to
  36. Mutters “it shouldn’t do that”
  37. References a relevant modern-day program tool (e.g. Pandas)
  38. Says “right” and someone responds
  39. Something about emacs, “but I don’t hate it, I’m just a vim guy”
  40. Forgets terminal command
  41. Gives actual example of why we would need any of this (not including C)
  42. Touches student (any physical contact)
  43. Uses the word “elegant” unironically about any Kurt language
  44. Calls vim magical, the best, etc
  45. Won’t listen to student question if he ‘went over it’
  46. Mentions boats
  47. Uses ‘you know’ after introducing a useful concept
  48. Makes a passive-aggressive comment
  49. Tells story with no clear moral or conclusion
  50. Ends rant with variation of ‘come on guys, we’re better than this’