Kurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewUses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptUses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageBulliessomeoneWon’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’Checks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)References arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)Familymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)ComplaintsaboutMicrosoftCalls vimmagical,the best,etcUses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)Won’tanswerstudent’squestionGetsarrestedand/orpulled overMentionspornography(again)MentionsboatsComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#Usesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureGoes onananarchistrantComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesTells storywith no clearmoral orconclusionWalks inat least 5minuteslateMisogynyBrings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagainMutters “itshouldn’tdo that”Callsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)Actuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)Complainingabout OOPlanguageMakes apassive-aggressivecommentNostalgicabout oldLinuxUsesmultipleterminalsat once“Let's say”actuallymakessenseForgetsterminalcommandGatekeepsEnds rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’DoxxesstudentTellssomeone toput theirphone awayFlexesabout usingemailthrough muttSays“right” andsomeonerespondsSays “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toSomethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”Talks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicSays weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lectureDissesarrowkeys andor mouseGives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)ShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsMentionsthe gradecurveRefers tocode orcoding asartTries tobringdown theTux serverKurt usessomethingother thanterminal orqpdfviewUses ‘youknow’ afterintroducing ausefulconceptUses the word“elegant”unironicallyabout anyKurt languageBulliessomeoneWon’t listento studentquestion ifhe ‘wentover it’Checks theman page(the guydoes that,not you)References arelevantmodern-dayprogram tool(e.g. Pandas)Familymoment(e.g. hangsup on sister)ComplaintsaboutMicrosoftCalls vimmagical,the best,etcUses weirdexpression(or usesexpressionwrong)Won’tanswerstudent’squestionGetsarrestedand/orpulled overMentionspornography(again)MentionsboatsComplementsJS, Python3,Java or C#Usesbrowser outof terminalduring thelectureGoes onananarchistrantComplaintsaboutmultipleemailaddressesTells storywith no clearmoral orconclusionWalks inat least 5minuteslateMisogynyBrings up thingwe don’t knowthat will(probably)never come upagainMutters “itshouldn’tdo that”Callsfunctionallanguagessuperior (neveruses them)Actuallygoes oversomethingbefore quizTouchesstudent (anyphysicalcontact)Complainingabout OOPlanguageMakes apassive-aggressivecommentNostalgicabout oldLinuxUsesmultipleterminalsat once“Let's say”actuallymakessenseForgetsterminalcommandGatekeepsEnds rant withvariation of‘come on guys,we’re betterthan this’DoxxesstudentTellssomeone toput theirphone awayFlexesabout usingemailthrough muttSays“right” andsomeonerespondsSays “youshould knowthis” when wedon’t have areason toSomethingabout emacs,“but I don’thate it, I’m justa vim guy”Talks aboutpersonal lifemore thanthe topicSays weshould knowsomething, buthasn’t been inany lectureDissesarrowkeys andor mouseGives actualexample of whywe would needany of this (notincluding C)“We wentover that” inresponse toquestion (hedid not)ShowsfavoritismtowardsstudentsMentionsthe gradecurveRefers tocode orcoding asartTries tobringdown theTux server

Kurt. - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Kurt uses something other than terminal or qpdfview
  2. Uses ‘you know’ after introducing a useful concept
  3. Uses the word “elegant” unironically about any Kurt language
  4. Bullies someone
  5. Won’t listen to student question if he ‘went over it’
  6. Checks the man page (the guy does that, not you)
  7. References a relevant modern-day program tool (e.g. Pandas)
  8. Family moment (e.g. hangs up on sister)
  9. Complaints about Microsoft
  10. Calls vim magical, the best, etc
  11. Uses weird expression (or uses expression wrong)
  12. Won’t answer student’s question
  13. Gets arrested and/or pulled over
  14. Mentions pornography (again)
  15. Mentions boats
  16. Complements JS, Python3, Java or C#
  17. Uses browser out of terminal during the lecture
  18. Goes on an anarchist rant
  19. Complaints about multiple email addresses
  20. Tells story with no clear moral or conclusion
  21. Walks in at least 5 minutes late
  22. Misogyny
  23. Brings up thing we don’t know that will (probably) never come up again
  24. Mutters “it shouldn’t do that”
  25. Calls functional languages superior (never uses them)
  26. Actually goes over something before quiz
  27. Touches student (any physical contact)
  28. Complaining about OOP language
  29. Makes a passive-aggressive comment
  30. Nostalgic about old Linux
  31. Uses multiple terminals at once
  32. “Let's say” actually makes sense
  33. Forgets terminal command
  34. Gatekeeps
  35. Ends rant with variation of ‘come on guys, we’re better than this’
  36. Doxxes student
  37. Tells someone to put their phone away
  38. Flexes about using email through mutt
  39. Says “right” and someone responds
  40. Says “you should know this” when we don’t have a reason to
  41. Something about emacs, “but I don’t hate it, I’m just a vim guy”
  42. Talks about personal life more than the topic
  43. Says we should know something, but hasn’t been in any lecture
  44. Disses arrow keys and or mouse
  45. Gives actual example of why we would need any of this (not including C)
  46. “We went over that” in response to question (he did not)
  47. Shows favoritism towards students
  48. Mentions the grade curve
  49. Refers to code or coding as art
  50. Tries to bring down the Tux server