"Beep. boop.I. am. a.robot. must.text. 24/7."Dad-spainsRainfreakoutRaids everypart of myapartment toinvade myprivacy"I hope allof thesedogs die!"Freak out onBroadwaydespite reallywanting to goHovers overme when Icook Tilapia"Let'sget a T-shirt!""Why do youown somuch stuff?You need todownsize""Why do live sofar out? Pleaseconsidermoving closerto work...""PLEASE finda new church.Can't you goto one closerto you?'"We're guys.We NEVERhaveleftovers...""I don't wantto stay in ahotel. I cansleep onyour couch!""Your upstairsneighbors areannoying! Letme go chatwith them.""You needto eat outmore!"Obsessesover astranger hedoesn't likeAwkwardSNLwatchingmoment"Thisairport istoo busy!""OOH! A Pool! Ibet you do notswim itbecause youare too bodyconscious.. ""Why do youown ovenmitts? Onlywomen usethose..."GoodBoys"moment"Why do allthese peopledrink?Idiots...""So whencan Imove in?"Is itnAsHvIlLehOt????"How doyou livewith noTV?"Calls Aaronto gets us alltogether("hostagecall")Makes somedemeaningcommentabout "Mom'sHusband""Wow! Youlive withthe richsnobs"Intentionallywalks in frontof somebodytexting whilewalking"Hey, is thatthe CurbEvent Center?I've seen it onTV.""Unlikeyour mom,I'm an easyguest.""I hate thehomeless!""That ladywas on herphone duringchurch. Howrude!""Wow! That'sso expensive!"*Proceeds todo moreexpensivethings.*"Beep. boop.I. am. a.robot. must.text. 24/7."Dad-spainsRainfreakoutRaids everypart of myapartment toinvade myprivacy"I hope allof thesedogs die!"Freak out onBroadwaydespite reallywanting to goHovers overme when Icook Tilapia"Let'sget a T-shirt!""Why do youown somuch stuff?You need todownsize""Why do live sofar out? Pleaseconsidermoving closerto work...""PLEASE finda new church.Can't you goto one closerto you?'"We're guys.We NEVERhaveleftovers...""I don't wantto stay in ahotel. I cansleep onyour couch!""Your upstairsneighbors areannoying! Letme go chatwith them.""You needto eat outmore!"Obsessesover astranger hedoesn't likeAwkwardSNLwatchingmoment"Thisairport istoo busy!""OOH! A Pool! Ibet you do notswim itbecause youare too bodyconscious.. ""Why do youown ovenmitts? Onlywomen usethose..."GoodBoys"moment"Why do allthese peopledrink?Idiots...""So whencan Imove in?"Is itnAsHvIlLehOt????"How doyou livewith noTV?"Calls Aaronto gets us alltogether("hostagecall")Makes somedemeaningcommentabout "Mom'sHusband""Wow! Youlive withthe richsnobs"Intentionallywalks in frontof somebodytexting whilewalking"Hey, is thatthe CurbEvent Center?I've seen it onTV.""Unlikeyour mom,I'm an easyguest.""I hate thehomeless!""That ladywas on herphone duringchurch. Howrude!""Wow! That'sso expensive!"*Proceeds todo moreexpensivethings.*

Dad Visit - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Beep. boop. I. am. a. robot. must. text. 24/7."
  2. Dad-spains
  3. Rain freakout
  4. Raids every part of my apartment to invade my privacy
  5. "I hope all of these dogs die!"
  6. Freak out on Broadway despite really wanting to go
  7. Hovers over me when I cook Tilapia
  8. "Let's get a T-shirt!"
  9. "Why do you own so much stuff? You need to downsize"
  10. "Why do live so far out? Please consider moving closer to work..."
  11. "PLEASE find a new church. Can't you go to one closer to you?'
  12. "We're guys. We NEVER have leftovers..."
  13. "I don't want to stay in a hotel. I can sleep on your couch!"
  14. "Your upstairs neighbors are annoying! Let me go chat with them."
  15. "You need to eat out more!"
  16. Obsesses over a stranger he doesn't like
  17. Awkward SNL watching moment
  18. "This airport is too busy!"
  19. "OOH! A Pool! I bet you do not swim it because you are too body conscious.. "
  20. "Why do you own oven mitts? Only women use those...
  21. "Good Boys" moment
  22. "Why do all these people drink? Idiots..."
  23. "So when can I move in?
  24. "Is it nAsHvIlLe hOt????"
  25. How do you live with no TV?"
  26. Calls Aaron to gets us all together ("hostage call")
  27. Makes some demeaning comment about "Mom's Husband"
  28. "Wow! You live with the rich snobs"
  29. Intentionally walks in front of somebody texting while walking
  30. "Hey, is that the Curb Event Center? I've seen it on TV."
  31. "Unlike your mom, I'm an easy guest."
  32. "I hate the homeless!"
  33. "That lady was on her phone during church. How rude!"
  34. "Wow! That's so expensive!" *Proceeds to do more expensive things.*