"I don't wantto stay in ahotel. I cansleep onyour couch!""Why do youown ovenmitts? Onlywomen usethose..."Beep. boop.I. am. a.robot. must.text. 24/7.""Wow! That'sso expensive!"*Proceeds todo moreexpensivethings.*Calls Aaronto gets us alltogether("hostagecall")"PLEASE finda new church.Can't you goto one closerto you?'"Hey, is thatthe CurbEvent Center?I've seen it onTV.""Is itnAsHvIlLehOt????""I hate thehomeless!""That ladywas on herphone duringchurch. Howrude!""Wow! Youlive withthe richsnobs""OOH! A Pool! Ibet you do notswim itbecause youare too bodyconscious.. ""Unlikeyour mom,I'm an easyguest."How doyou livewith noTV?""Why do live sofar out? Pleaseconsidermoving closerto work..."Intentionallywalks in frontof somebodytexting whilewalkingDad-spains"Let'sget a T-shirt!"Makes somedemeaningcommentabout "Mom'sHusband""Thisairport istoo busy!""Why do allthese peopledrink?Idiots...""You needto eat outmore!"Raids everypart of myapartment toinvade myprivacy"So whencan Imove in?"I hope allof thesedogs die!"Rainfreakout"Your upstairsneighbors areannoying! Letme go chatwith them."Obsessesover astranger hedoesn't likeHovers overme when Icook Tilapia"We're guys.We NEVERhaveleftovers..."AwkwardSNLwatchingmoment"Why do youown somuch stuff?You need todownsize"Freak out onBroadwaydespite reallywanting to go"GoodBoys"moment"I don't wantto stay in ahotel. I cansleep onyour couch!""Why do youown ovenmitts? Onlywomen usethose..."Beep. boop.I. am. a.robot. must.text. 24/7.""Wow! That'sso expensive!"*Proceeds todo moreexpensivethings.*Calls Aaronto gets us alltogether("hostagecall")"PLEASE finda new church.Can't you goto one closerto you?'"Hey, is thatthe CurbEvent Center?I've seen it onTV.""Is itnAsHvIlLehOt????""I hate thehomeless!""That ladywas on herphone duringchurch. Howrude!""Wow! Youlive withthe richsnobs""OOH! A Pool! Ibet you do notswim itbecause youare too bodyconscious.. ""Unlikeyour mom,I'm an easyguest."How doyou livewith noTV?""Why do live sofar out? Pleaseconsidermoving closerto work..."Intentionallywalks in frontof somebodytexting whilewalkingDad-spains"Let'sget a T-shirt!"Makes somedemeaningcommentabout "Mom'sHusband""Thisairport istoo busy!""Why do allthese peopledrink?Idiots...""You needto eat outmore!"Raids everypart of myapartment toinvade myprivacy"So whencan Imove in?"I hope allof thesedogs die!"Rainfreakout"Your upstairsneighbors areannoying! Letme go chatwith them."Obsessesover astranger hedoesn't likeHovers overme when Icook Tilapia"We're guys.We NEVERhaveleftovers..."AwkwardSNLwatchingmoment"Why do youown somuch stuff?You need todownsize"Freak out onBroadwaydespite reallywanting to go"GoodBoys"moment

Dad Visit - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I don't want to stay in a hotel. I can sleep on your couch!"
  2. "Why do you own oven mitts? Only women use those...
  3. "Beep. boop. I. am. a. robot. must. text. 24/7."
  4. "Wow! That's so expensive!" *Proceeds to do more expensive things.*
  5. Calls Aaron to gets us all together ("hostage call")
  6. "PLEASE find a new church. Can't you go to one closer to you?'
  7. "Hey, is that the Curb Event Center? I've seen it on TV."
  8. "Is it nAsHvIlLe hOt????"
  9. "I hate the homeless!"
  10. "That lady was on her phone during church. How rude!"
  11. "Wow! You live with the rich snobs"
  12. "OOH! A Pool! I bet you do not swim it because you are too body conscious.. "
  13. "Unlike your mom, I'm an easy guest."
  14. How do you live with no TV?"
  15. "Why do live so far out? Please consider moving closer to work..."
  16. Intentionally walks in front of somebody texting while walking
  17. Dad-spains
  18. "Let's get a T-shirt!"
  19. Makes some demeaning comment about "Mom's Husband"
  20. "This airport is too busy!"
  21. "Why do all these people drink? Idiots..."
  22. "You need to eat out more!"
  23. Raids every part of my apartment to invade my privacy
  24. "So when can I move in?
  25. "I hope all of these dogs die!"
  26. Rain freakout
  27. "Your upstairs neighbors are annoying! Let me go chat with them."
  28. Obsesses over a stranger he doesn't like
  29. Hovers over me when I cook Tilapia
  30. "We're guys. We NEVER have leftovers..."
  31. Awkward SNL watching moment
  32. "Why do you own so much stuff? You need to downsize"
  33. Freak out on Broadway despite really wanting to go
  34. "Good Boys" moment