"Why do youown ovenmitts? Onlywomen usethose...Dad-spains"I hope allof thesedogs die!""We're guys.We NEVERhaveleftovers..."AwkwardSNLwatchingmomentObsessesover astranger hedoesn't like"Wow! That'sso expensive!"*Proceeds todo moreexpensivethings.*Freak out onBroadwaydespite reallywanting to go"That ladywas on herphone duringchurch. Howrude!""I don't wantto stay in ahotel. I cansleep onyour couch!"How doyou livewith noTV?""Wow! Youlive withthe richsnobs""Thisairport istoo busy!""Let'sget a T-shirt!"Intentionallywalks in frontof somebodytexting whilewalking"Is itnAsHvIlLehOt????""Your upstairsneighbors areannoying! Letme go chatwith them.""Hey, is thatthe CurbEvent Center?I've seen it onTV."Calls Aaronto gets us alltogether("hostagecall")"Why do live sofar out? Pleaseconsidermoving closerto work...""Unlikeyour mom,I'm an easyguest.""PLEASE finda new church.Can't you goto one closerto you?'"You needto eat outmore!""GoodBoys"momentMakes somedemeaningcommentabout "Mom'sHusband""Why do allthese peopledrink?Idiots...""Beep. boop.I. am. a.robot. must.text. 24/7.""I hate thehomeless!""So whencan Imove in?Rainfreakout"OOH! A Pool! Ibet you do notswim itbecause youare too bodyconscious.. ""Why do youown somuch stuff?You need todownsize"Raids everypart of myapartment toinvade myprivacyHovers overme when Icook Tilapia"Why do youown ovenmitts? Onlywomen usethose...Dad-spains"I hope allof thesedogs die!""We're guys.We NEVERhaveleftovers..."AwkwardSNLwatchingmomentObsessesover astranger hedoesn't like"Wow! That'sso expensive!"*Proceeds todo moreexpensivethings.*Freak out onBroadwaydespite reallywanting to go"That ladywas on herphone duringchurch. Howrude!""I don't wantto stay in ahotel. I cansleep onyour couch!"How doyou livewith noTV?""Wow! Youlive withthe richsnobs""Thisairport istoo busy!""Let'sget a T-shirt!"Intentionallywalks in frontof somebodytexting whilewalking"Is itnAsHvIlLehOt????""Your upstairsneighbors areannoying! Letme go chatwith them.""Hey, is thatthe CurbEvent Center?I've seen it onTV."Calls Aaronto gets us alltogether("hostagecall")"Why do live sofar out? Pleaseconsidermoving closerto work...""Unlikeyour mom,I'm an easyguest.""PLEASE finda new church.Can't you goto one closerto you?'"You needto eat outmore!""GoodBoys"momentMakes somedemeaningcommentabout "Mom'sHusband""Why do allthese peopledrink?Idiots...""Beep. boop.I. am. a.robot. must.text. 24/7.""I hate thehomeless!""So whencan Imove in?Rainfreakout"OOH! A Pool! Ibet you do notswim itbecause youare too bodyconscious.. ""Why do youown somuch stuff?You need todownsize"Raids everypart of myapartment toinvade myprivacyHovers overme when Icook Tilapia

Dad Visit - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Why do you own oven mitts? Only women use those...
  2. Dad-spains
  3. "I hope all of these dogs die!"
  4. "We're guys. We NEVER have leftovers..."
  5. Awkward SNL watching moment
  6. Obsesses over a stranger he doesn't like
  7. "Wow! That's so expensive!" *Proceeds to do more expensive things.*
  8. Freak out on Broadway despite really wanting to go
  9. "That lady was on her phone during church. How rude!"
  10. "I don't want to stay in a hotel. I can sleep on your couch!"
  11. How do you live with no TV?"
  12. "Wow! You live with the rich snobs"
  13. "This airport is too busy!"
  14. "Let's get a T-shirt!"
  15. Intentionally walks in front of somebody texting while walking
  16. "Is it nAsHvIlLe hOt????"
  17. "Your upstairs neighbors are annoying! Let me go chat with them."
  18. "Hey, is that the Curb Event Center? I've seen it on TV."
  19. Calls Aaron to gets us all together ("hostage call")
  20. "Why do live so far out? Please consider moving closer to work..."
  21. "Unlike your mom, I'm an easy guest."
  22. "PLEASE find a new church. Can't you go to one closer to you?'
  23. "You need to eat out more!"
  24. "Good Boys" moment
  25. Makes some demeaning comment about "Mom's Husband"
  26. "Why do all these people drink? Idiots..."
  27. "Beep. boop. I. am. a. robot. must. text. 24/7."
  28. "I hate the homeless!"
  29. "So when can I move in?
  30. Rain freakout
  31. "OOH! A Pool! I bet you do not swim it because you are too body conscious.. "
  32. "Why do you own so much stuff? You need to downsize"
  33. Raids every part of my apartment to invade my privacy
  34. Hovers over me when I cook Tilapia