Orders a margarita Drinks out of a coconut Unbuttons his shirt Complains about being the only one with cash Tells a story with inadequate context Calls Banks a menace Eats an arepa Tells a story about parking Does a Tony Soprano impression Talks about Costco Gets free ice cream Talks about supplements Makes a snobby tequila comment Tastes hot sauce & regrets it Says "muy pequeno" Asks if something organic Tells a dad joke Orders a ranch water Coifs his hair Drinks a light beer Says his puppies are barking Says he's quitting his job Eats street meat Takes a tequila shot Blames something on Hochul, De Blasio, or Cuomo Gets sunburned Orders from the taco truck Eats street meat (again) Says "Vous" Orders another margarita Makes a pit stop at a port-a- potty Does a weird little dance Orders a margarita Drinks out of a coconut Unbuttons his shirt Complains about being the only one with cash Tells a story with inadequate context Calls Banks a menace Eats an arepa Tells a story about parking Does a Tony Soprano impression Talks about Costco Gets free ice cream Talks about supplements Makes a snobby tequila comment Tastes hot sauce & regrets it Says "muy pequeno" Asks if something organic Tells a dad joke Orders a ranch water Coifs his hair Drinks a light beer Says his puppies are barking Says he's quitting his job Eats street meat Takes a tequila shot Blames something on Hochul, De Blasio, or Cuomo Gets sunburned Orders from the taco truck Eats street meat (again) Says "Vous" Orders another margarita Makes a pit stop at a port-a- potty Does a weird little dance
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Orders a margarita
Drinks out of a coconut
Unbuttons his shirt
Complains about being the only one with cash
Tells a story with inadequate context
Calls Banks a menace
Eats an arepa
Tells a story about parking
Does a Tony Soprano impression
Talks about Costco
Gets free ice cream
Talks about supplements
Makes a snobby tequila comment
Tastes hot sauce & regrets it
Says "muy pequeno"
Asks if something organic
Tells a dad joke
Orders a ranch water
Coifs his hair
Drinks a light beer
Says his puppies are barking
Says he's quitting his job
Eats street meat
Takes a tequila shot
Blames something on Hochul, De Blasio, or Cuomo
Gets sunburned
Orders from the taco truck
Eats street meat (again)
Says "Vous"
Orders another margarita
Makes a pit stop at a port-a-potty
Does a weird little dance
