Eats street meat Tells a dad joke Drinks a light beer Eats an arepa Orders from the taco truck Orders another margarita Calls Banks a menace Eats street meat (again) Does a Tony Soprano impression Unbuttons his shirt Gets sunburned Asks if something organic Blames something on Hochul, De Blasio, or Cuomo Makes a pit stop at a port-a- potty Says he's quitting his job Gets free ice cream Tastes hot sauce & regrets it Talks about supplements Complains about being the only one with cash Does a weird little dance Talks about Costco Tells a story with inadequate context Takes a tequila shot Coifs his hair Orders a ranch water Says "muy pequeno" Says "Vous" Says his puppies are barking Orders a margarita Drinks out of a coconut Makes a snobby tequila comment Tells a story about parking Eats street meat Tells a dad joke Drinks a light beer Eats an arepa Orders from the taco truck Orders another margarita Calls Banks a menace Eats street meat (again) Does a Tony Soprano impression Unbuttons his shirt Gets sunburned Asks if something organic Blames something on Hochul, De Blasio, or Cuomo Makes a pit stop at a port-a- potty Says he's quitting his job Gets free ice cream Tastes hot sauce & regrets it Talks about supplements Complains about being the only one with cash Does a weird little dance Talks about Costco Tells a story with inadequate context Takes a tequila shot Coifs his hair Orders a ranch water Says "muy pequeno" Says "Vous" Says his puppies are barking Orders a margarita Drinks out of a coconut Makes a snobby tequila comment Tells a story about parking
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Eats street meat
Tells a dad joke
Drinks a light beer
Eats an arepa
Orders from the taco truck
Orders another margarita
Calls Banks a menace
Eats street meat (again)
Does a Tony Soprano impression
Unbuttons his shirt
Gets sunburned
Asks if something organic
Blames something on Hochul, De Blasio, or Cuomo
Makes a pit stop at a port-a-potty
Says he's quitting his job
Gets free ice cream
Tastes hot sauce & regrets it
Talks about supplements
Complains about being the only one with cash
Does a weird little dance
Talks about Costco
Tells a story with inadequate context
Takes a tequila shot
Coifs his hair
Orders a ranch water
Says "muy pequeno"
Says "Vous"
Says his puppies are barking
Orders a margarita
Drinks out of a coconut
Makes a snobby tequila comment
Tells a story about parking
