Tells a story about parking Complains about being the only one with cash Calls Banks a menace Gets free ice cream Orders a margarita Tells a story with inadequate context Gets sunburned Makes a pit stop at a port-a- potty Says he's quitting his job Blames something on Hochul, De Blasio, or Cuomo Orders a ranch water Tells a dad joke Drinks out of a coconut Orders from the taco truck Talks about Costco Coifs his hair Does a Tony Soprano impression Eats street meat Asks if something organic Says "muy pequeno" Says "Vous" Talks about supplements Orders another margarita Tastes hot sauce & regrets it Makes a snobby tequila comment Eats street meat (again) Unbuttons his shirt Eats an arepa Does a weird little dance Drinks a light beer Takes a tequila shot Says his puppies are barking Tells a story about parking Complains about being the only one with cash Calls Banks a menace Gets free ice cream Orders a margarita Tells a story with inadequate context Gets sunburned Makes a pit stop at a port-a- potty Says he's quitting his job Blames something on Hochul, De Blasio, or Cuomo Orders a ranch water Tells a dad joke Drinks out of a coconut Orders from the taco truck Talks about Costco Coifs his hair Does a Tony Soprano impression Eats street meat Asks if something organic Says "muy pequeno" Says "Vous" Talks about supplements Orders another margarita Tastes hot sauce & regrets it Makes a snobby tequila comment Eats street meat (again) Unbuttons his shirt Eats an arepa Does a weird little dance Drinks a light beer Takes a tequila shot Says his puppies are barking
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Tells a story about parking
Complains about being the only one with cash
Calls Banks a menace
Gets free ice cream
Orders a margarita
Tells a story with inadequate context
Gets sunburned
Makes a pit stop at a port-a-potty
Says he's quitting his job
Blames something on Hochul, De Blasio, or Cuomo
Orders a ranch water
Tells a dad joke
Drinks out of a coconut
Orders from the taco truck
Talks about Costco
Coifs his hair
Does a Tony Soprano impression
Eats street meat
Asks if something organic
Says "muy pequeno"
Says "Vous"
Talks about supplements
Orders another margarita
Tastes hot sauce & regrets it
Makes a snobby tequila comment
Eats street meat (again)
Unbuttons his shirt
Eats an arepa
Does a weird little dance
Drinks a light beer
Takes a tequila shot
Says his puppies are barking
