Coifs his hair Eats street meat Takes a tequila shot Says "Vous" Orders from the taco truck Makes a snobby tequila comment Talks about supplements Eats an arepa Says he's quitting his job Drinks a light beer Does a weird little dance Tastes hot sauce & regrets it Blames something on Hochul, De Blasio, or Cuomo Asks if something organic Tells a story with inadequate context Orders a ranch water Complains about being the only one with cash Tells a dad joke Drinks out of a coconut Does a Tony Soprano impression Talks about Costco Says his puppies are barking Gets sunburned Calls Banks a menace Orders a margarita Tells a story about parking Makes a pit stop at a port-a- potty Eats street meat (again) Gets free ice cream Says "muy pequeno" Orders another margarita Unbuttons his shirt Coifs his hair Eats street meat Takes a tequila shot Says "Vous" Orders from the taco truck Makes a snobby tequila comment Talks about supplements Eats an arepa Says he's quitting his job Drinks a light beer Does a weird little dance Tastes hot sauce & regrets it Blames something on Hochul, De Blasio, or Cuomo Asks if something organic Tells a story with inadequate context Orders a ranch water Complains about being the only one with cash Tells a dad joke Drinks out of a coconut Does a Tony Soprano impression Talks about Costco Says his puppies are barking Gets sunburned Calls Banks a menace Orders a margarita Tells a story about parking Makes a pit stop at a port-a- potty Eats street meat (again) Gets free ice cream Says "muy pequeno" Orders another margarita Unbuttons his shirt
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Coifs his hair
Eats street meat
Takes a tequila shot
Says "Vous"
Orders from the taco truck
Makes a snobby tequila comment
Talks about supplements
Eats an arepa
Says he's quitting his job
Drinks a light beer
Does a weird little dance
Tastes hot sauce & regrets it
Blames something on Hochul, De Blasio, or Cuomo
Asks if something organic
Tells a story with inadequate context
Orders a ranch water
Complains about being the only one with cash
Tells a dad joke
Drinks out of a coconut
Does a Tony Soprano impression
Talks about Costco
Says his puppies are barking
Gets sunburned
Calls Banks a menace
Orders a margarita
Tells a story about parking
Makes a pit stop at a port-a-potty
Eats street meat (again)
Gets free ice cream
Says "muy pequeno"
Orders another margarita
Unbuttons his shirt
