Talks about Costco Orders from the taco truck Makes a pit stop at a port-a- potty Coifs his hair Eats an arepa Drinks out of a coconut Does a weird little dance Blames something on Hochul, De Blasio, or Cuomo Says his puppies are barking Complains about being the only one with cash Orders a ranch water Takes a tequila shot Eats street meat Calls Banks a menace Tastes hot sauce & regrets it Orders another margarita Orders a margarita Gets sunburned Gets free ice cream Says "Vous" Says he's quitting his job Drinks a light beer Does a Tony Soprano impression Tells a dad joke Unbuttons his shirt Talks about supplements Asks if something organic Makes a snobby tequila comment Says "muy pequeno" Eats street meat (again) Tells a story with inadequate context Tells a story about parking Talks about Costco Orders from the taco truck Makes a pit stop at a port-a- potty Coifs his hair Eats an arepa Drinks out of a coconut Does a weird little dance Blames something on Hochul, De Blasio, or Cuomo Says his puppies are barking Complains about being the only one with cash Orders a ranch water Takes a tequila shot Eats street meat Calls Banks a menace Tastes hot sauce & regrets it Orders another margarita Orders a margarita Gets sunburned Gets free ice cream Says "Vous" Says he's quitting his job Drinks a light beer Does a Tony Soprano impression Tells a dad joke Unbuttons his shirt Talks about supplements Asks if something organic Makes a snobby tequila comment Says "muy pequeno" Eats street meat (again) Tells a story with inadequate context Tells a story about parking
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Talks about Costco
Orders from the taco truck
Makes a pit stop at a port-a-potty
Coifs his hair
Eats an arepa
Drinks out of a coconut
Does a weird little dance
Blames something on Hochul, De Blasio, or Cuomo
Says his puppies are barking
Complains about being the only one with cash
Orders a ranch water
Takes a tequila shot
Eats street meat
Calls Banks a menace
Tastes hot sauce & regrets it
Orders another margarita
Orders a margarita
Gets sunburned
Gets free ice cream
Says "Vous"
Says he's quitting his job
Drinks a light beer
Does a Tony Soprano impression
Tells a dad joke
Unbuttons his shirt
Talks about supplements
Asks if something organic
Makes a snobby tequila comment
Says "muy pequeno"
Eats street meat (again)
Tells a story with inadequate context
Tells a story about parking
