You'redoing itwrong.Are youreallygoing todrink that?Mineminemine!Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.Have Italked aboutmyselflately?Uncle -you're notdoingthings right.Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.Maggie -you'rewrongagain.Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.Gimmegimmegimme!Youexpect meto eatthis?Whydoesn'tJohn callme?Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.AP andI arebesties.Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....Diaperman is thebest prez.Thankgod Ileft CA.Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.Orangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.I'm anexpert onpolitics.Listen to metalk aboutwhat's reallywrong withher.You'redoing itwrong.Are youreallygoing todrink that?Mineminemine!Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.Have Italked aboutmyselflately?Uncle -you're notdoingthings right.Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.Maggie -you'rewrongagain.Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.Gimmegimmegimme!Youexpect meto eatthis?Whydoesn'tJohn callme?Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.AP andI arebesties.Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....Diaperman is thebest prez.Thankgod Ileft CA.Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.Orangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.I'm anexpert onpolitics.Listen to metalk aboutwhat's reallywrong withher.

Self-Important Greedy Asshole Deluxe Version - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You're doing it wrong.
  2. Are you really going to drink that?
  3. Mine mine mine!
  4. Your life sucks. You didn't do it right.
  5. Have I talked about myself lately?
  6. Uncle - you're not doing things right.
  7. Open - good for any random BS that comes out of his mouth.
  8. Maggie - you're wrong again.
  9. Let me tell you what's wrong with hospice care.
  10. Gimme gimme gimme!
  11. You expect me to eat this?
  12. Why doesn't John call me?
  13. Why is no one else laughing? I could be a comedian.
  14. Pretend I care about how Uncle Bill is.
  15. Hey Maggie - I don't want it but make my plate.
  16. AP and I are besties.
  17. Well MY opinion on how things should be done is .....
  18. Diaper man is the best prez.
  19. Thank god I left CA.
  20. Shh - let me talk over you because I'm more important.
  21. Orange foundation & bad combover= #1 leaders.
  22. The world owes me because I was in the FBI.
  23. I'm an expert on politics.
  24. Listen to me talk about what's really wrong with her.