Thankgod Ileft CA.AP andI arebesties.Mineminemine!Orangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.Have Italked aboutmyselflately?Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.Maggie -you'rewrongagain.The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Whydoesn'tJohn callme?Gimmegimmegimme!Are youreallygoing todrink that?You'redoing itwrong.Uncle -you're notdoingthings right.Youexpect meto eatthis?Diaperman is thebest prez.Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.I'm anexpert onpolitics.Listen to metalk aboutwhat's reallywrong withher.Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.Thankgod Ileft CA.AP andI arebesties.Mineminemine!Orangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.Have Italked aboutmyselflately?Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.Maggie -you'rewrongagain.The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Whydoesn'tJohn callme?Gimmegimmegimme!Are youreallygoing todrink that?You'redoing itwrong.Uncle -you're notdoingthings right.Youexpect meto eatthis?Diaperman is thebest prez.Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.I'm anexpert onpolitics.Listen to metalk aboutwhat's reallywrong withher.Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.

Self-Important Greedy Asshole Deluxe Version - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Thank god I left CA.
  2. AP and I are besties.
  3. Mine mine mine!
  4. Orange foundation & bad combover= #1 leaders.
  5. Why is no one else laughing? I could be a comedian.
  6. Shh - let me talk over you because I'm more important.
  7. Hey Maggie - I don't want it but make my plate.
  8. Have I talked about myself lately?
  9. Let me tell you what's wrong with hospice care.
  10. Maggie - you're wrong again.
  11. The world owes me because I was in the FBI.
  12. Pretend I care about how Uncle Bill is.
  13. Why doesn't John call me?
  14. Gimme gimme gimme!
  15. Are you really going to drink that?
  16. You're doing it wrong.
  17. Uncle - you're not doing things right.
  18. You expect me to eat this?
  19. Diaper man is the best prez.
  20. Open - good for any random BS that comes out of his mouth.
  21. I'm an expert on politics.
  22. Listen to me talk about what's really wrong with her.
  23. Well MY opinion on how things should be done is .....
  24. Your life sucks. You didn't do it right.