Thankgod Ileft CA.Are youreallygoing todrink that?Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.Have Italked aboutmyselflately?You'redoing itwrong.Gimmegimmegimme!Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.Orangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.Diaperman is thebest prez.AP andI arebesties.Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.Mineminemine!Maggie -you'rewrongagain.Listen to metalk aboutwhat's reallywrong withher.The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.I'm anexpert onpolitics.Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.Youexpect meto eatthis?Whydoesn'tJohn callme?Uncle -you're notdoingthings right.Thankgod Ileft CA.Are youreallygoing todrink that?Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.Have Italked aboutmyselflately?You'redoing itwrong.Gimmegimmegimme!Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.Orangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.Diaperman is thebest prez.AP andI arebesties.Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.Mineminemine!Maggie -you'rewrongagain.Listen to metalk aboutwhat's reallywrong withher.The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.I'm anexpert onpolitics.Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.Youexpect meto eatthis?Whydoesn'tJohn callme?Uncle -you're notdoingthings right.

Self-Important Greedy Asshole Deluxe Version - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Thank god I left CA.
  2. Are you really going to drink that?
  3. Pretend I care about how Uncle Bill is.
  4. Your life sucks. You didn't do it right.
  5. Hey Maggie - I don't want it but make my plate.
  6. Have I talked about myself lately?
  7. You're doing it wrong.
  8. Gimme gimme gimme!
  9. Let me tell you what's wrong with hospice care.
  10. Open - good for any random BS that comes out of his mouth.
  11. Orange foundation & bad combover= #1 leaders.
  12. Diaper man is the best prez.
  13. AP and I are besties.
  14. Well MY opinion on how things should be done is .....
  15. Why is no one else laughing? I could be a comedian.
  16. Mine mine mine!
  17. Maggie - you're wrong again.
  18. Listen to me talk about what's really wrong with her.
  19. The world owes me because I was in the FBI.
  20. I'm an expert on politics.
  21. Shh - let me talk over you because I'm more important.
  22. You expect me to eat this?
  23. Why doesn't John call me?
  24. Uncle - you're not doing things right.