Self-Important Greedy Asshole Deluxe Version - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. I'm an expert on politics.
2. Gimme gimme gimme!
3. Have I talked about myself lately?
4. Thank god I left CA.
5. Open - good for any random BS that comes out of his mouth.
6. The world owes me because I was in the FBI.
7. Orange foundation & bad combover= #1 leaders.
8. Shh - let me talk over you because I'm more important.
9. Well MY opinion on how things should be done is .....
10. Uncle - you're not doing things right.
11. Listen to me talk about what's really wrong with her.
12. You expect me to eat this?
13. AP and I are besties.
14. Why doesn't John call me?
15. Are you really going to drink that?
16. Why is no one else laughing? I could be a comedian.
17. Mine mine mine!
18. Let me tell you what's wrong with hospice care.
19. Hey Maggie - I don't want it but make my plate.
20. Your life sucks. You didn't do it right.
21. Diaper man is the best prez.
22. Pretend I care about how Uncle Bill is.
23. Maggie - you're wrong again.
24. You're doing it wrong.