Self-Important Greedy Asshole Deluxe Version - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. You're doing it wrong.
2. Listen to me talk about what's really wrong with her.
3. Thank god I left CA.
4. Maggie - you're wrong again.
5. Open - good for any random BS that comes out of his mouth.
6. Well MY opinion on how things should be done is .....
7. Diaper man is the best prez.
8. Mine mine mine!
9. Orange foundation & bad combover= #1 leaders.
10. Are you really going to drink that?
11. I'm an expert on politics.
12. You expect me to eat this?
13. Shh - let me talk over you because I'm more important.
14. Why doesn't John call me?
15. AP and I are besties.
16. Why is no one else laughing? I could be a comedian.
17. Your life sucks. You didn't do it right.
18. The world owes me because I was in the FBI.
19. Uncle - you're not doing things right.
20. Let me tell you what's wrong with hospice care.
21. Hey Maggie - I don't want it but make my plate.
22. Gimme gimme gimme!
23. Have I talked about myself lately?
24. Pretend I care about how Uncle Bill is.