Whydoesn'tJohn callme?Gimmegimmegimme!Uncle -you're notdoingthings right.Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.Thankgod Ileft CA.Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Listen to metalk aboutwhat's reallywrong withher.AP andI arebesties.Are youreallygoing todrink that?Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.Maggie -you'rewrongagain.Mineminemine!Diaperman is thebest prez.Have Italked aboutmyselflately?Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.I'm anexpert onpolitics.You'redoing itwrong.Orangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.Youexpect meto eatthis?Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.Whydoesn'tJohn callme?Gimmegimmegimme!Uncle -you're notdoingthings right.Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.Thankgod Ileft CA.Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Listen to metalk aboutwhat's reallywrong withher.AP andI arebesties.Are youreallygoing todrink that?Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.Maggie -you'rewrongagain.Mineminemine!Diaperman is thebest prez.Have Italked aboutmyselflately?Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.I'm anexpert onpolitics.You'redoing itwrong.Orangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.Youexpect meto eatthis?Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.

Self-Important Greedy Asshole Deluxe Version - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why doesn't John call me?
  2. Gimme gimme gimme!
  3. Uncle - you're not doing things right.
  4. Why is no one else laughing? I could be a comedian.
  5. Well MY opinion on how things should be done is .....
  6. Open - good for any random BS that comes out of his mouth.
  7. Thank god I left CA.
  8. Pretend I care about how Uncle Bill is.
  9. Listen to me talk about what's really wrong with her.
  10. AP and I are besties.
  11. Are you really going to drink that?
  12. Let me tell you what's wrong with hospice care.
  13. Your life sucks. You didn't do it right.
  14. Maggie - you're wrong again.
  15. Mine mine mine!
  16. Diaper man is the best prez.
  17. Have I talked about myself lately?
  18. Shh - let me talk over you because I'm more important.
  19. The world owes me because I was in the FBI.
  20. I'm an expert on politics.
  21. You're doing it wrong.
  22. Orange foundation & bad combover= #1 leaders.
  23. You expect me to eat this?
  24. Hey Maggie - I don't want it but make my plate.