You'redoing itwrong.Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.Maggie -you'rewrongagain.Orangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.I'm anexpert onpolitics.Uncle -you're notdoingthings right.Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.Are youreallygoing todrink that?AP andI arebesties.Youexpect meto eatthis?Diaperman is thebest prez.Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....Have Italked aboutmyselflately?Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.Mineminemine!Listen to metalk aboutwhat's reallywrong withher.Gimmegimmegimme!Whydoesn'tJohn callme?Thankgod Ileft CA.You'redoing itwrong.Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.Maggie -you'rewrongagain.Orangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.I'm anexpert onpolitics.Uncle -you're notdoingthings right.Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.Are youreallygoing todrink that?AP andI arebesties.Youexpect meto eatthis?Diaperman is thebest prez.Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....Have Italked aboutmyselflately?Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.Mineminemine!Listen to metalk aboutwhat's reallywrong withher.Gimmegimmegimme!Whydoesn'tJohn callme?Thankgod Ileft CA.

Self-Important Greedy Asshole Deluxe Version - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You're doing it wrong.
  2. Let me tell you what's wrong with hospice care.
  3. Maggie - you're wrong again.
  4. Orange foundation & bad combover= #1 leaders.
  5. The world owes me because I was in the FBI.
  6. Pretend I care about how Uncle Bill is.
  7. Open - good for any random BS that comes out of his mouth.
  8. I'm an expert on politics.
  9. Uncle - you're not doing things right.
  10. Your life sucks. You didn't do it right.
  11. Are you really going to drink that?
  12. AP and I are besties.
  13. You expect me to eat this?
  14. Diaper man is the best prez.
  15. Why is no one else laughing? I could be a comedian.
  16. Well MY opinion on how things should be done is .....
  17. Have I talked about myself lately?
  18. Shh - let me talk over you because I'm more important.
  19. Hey Maggie - I don't want it but make my plate.
  20. Mine mine mine!
  21. Listen to me talk about what's really wrong with her.
  22. Gimme gimme gimme!
  23. Why doesn't John call me?
  24. Thank god I left CA.