Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.Thankgod Ileft CA.Youexpect meto eatthis?Whydoesn'tJohn callme?The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.Listen to metalk aboutwhat's reallywrong withher.Diaperman is thebest prez.Gimmegimmegimme!Orangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.Maggie -you'rewrongagain.Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Mineminemine!You'redoing itwrong.Uncle -you're notdoingthings right.Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....Have Italked aboutmyselflately?AP andI arebesties.Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.Are youreallygoing todrink that?I'm anexpert onpolitics.Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.Thankgod Ileft CA.Youexpect meto eatthis?Whydoesn'tJohn callme?The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.Listen to metalk aboutwhat's reallywrong withher.Diaperman is thebest prez.Gimmegimmegimme!Orangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.Maggie -you'rewrongagain.Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Mineminemine!You'redoing itwrong.Uncle -you're notdoingthings right.Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....Have Italked aboutmyselflately?AP andI arebesties.Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.Are youreallygoing todrink that?I'm anexpert onpolitics.

Self-Important Greedy Asshole Deluxe Version - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Open - good for any random BS that comes out of his mouth.
  2. Why is no one else laughing? I could be a comedian.
  3. Let me tell you what's wrong with hospice care.
  4. Thank god I left CA.
  5. You expect me to eat this?
  6. Why doesn't John call me?
  7. The world owes me because I was in the FBI.
  8. Your life sucks. You didn't do it right.
  9. Listen to me talk about what's really wrong with her.
  10. Diaper man is the best prez.
  11. Gimme gimme gimme!
  12. Orange foundation & bad combover= #1 leaders.
  13. Shh - let me talk over you because I'm more important.
  14. Maggie - you're wrong again.
  15. Pretend I care about how Uncle Bill is.
  16. Mine mine mine!
  17. You're doing it wrong.
  18. Uncle - you're not doing things right.
  19. Well MY opinion on how things should be done is .....
  20. Have I talked about myself lately?
  21. AP and I are besties.
  22. Hey Maggie - I don't want it but make my plate.
  23. Are you really going to drink that?
  24. I'm an expert on politics.