Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.Mineminemine!You'redoing itwrong.Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.I'm anexpert onpolitics.Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....Maggie -you'rewrongagain.Whydoesn'tJohn callme?FathomDirectorof OpsThe worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.Orangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.Thankgod Ileft CA.Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.Diaperman is thebest prez.Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.AP andI arebesties.Youexpect meto eatthis?talk aboutwhat'sreally wrongwith her.Are youreallygoing todrink that?Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.Have Italked aboutmyselflately?Gimmegimmegimme!Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.Mineminemine!You'redoing itwrong.Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.I'm anexpert onpolitics.Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....Maggie -you'rewrongagain.Whydoesn'tJohn callme?FathomDirectorof OpsThe worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.Orangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.Thankgod Ileft CA.Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.Diaperman is thebest prez.Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.AP andI arebesties.Youexpect meto eatthis?talk aboutwhat'sreally wrongwith her.Are youreallygoing todrink that?Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.Have Italked aboutmyselflately?Gimmegimmegimme!

Self-Important Greedy Asshole Deluxe Version - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your life sucks. You didn't do it right.
  2. Mine mine mine!
  3. You're doing it wrong.
  4. Open - good for any random BS that comes out of his mouth.
  5. I'm an expert on politics.
  6. Hey Maggie - I don't want it but make my plate.
  7. Well MY opinion on how things should be done is .....
  8. Maggie - you're wrong again.
  9. Why doesn't John call me?
  10. Fathom Director of Ops
  11. The world owes me because I was in the FBI.
  12. Orange foundation & bad combover= #1 leaders.
  13. Thank god I left CA.
  14. Let me tell you what's wrong with hospice care.
  15. Diaper man is the best prez.
  16. Pretend I care about how Uncle Bill is.
  17. Why is no one else laughing? I could be a comedian.
  18. AP and I are besties.
  19. You expect me to eat this?
  20. talk about what's really wrong with her.
  21. Are you really going to drink that?
  22. Shh - let me talk over you because I'm more important.
  23. Have I talked about myself lately?
  24. Gimme gimme gimme!