I'm anexpert onpolitics.Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.Diaperman is thebest prez.Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Orangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.AP andI arebesties.Gimmegimmegimme!Are youreallygoing todrink that?talk aboutwhat'sreally wrongwith her.You'redoing itwrong.Thankgod Ileft CA.Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....Mineminemine!Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.Have Italked aboutmyselflately?Whydoesn'tJohn callme?Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.FathomDirectorof OpsYouexpect meto eatthis?Maggie -you'rewrongagain.Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.I'm anexpert onpolitics.Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.Diaperman is thebest prez.Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Orangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.AP andI arebesties.Gimmegimmegimme!Are youreallygoing todrink that?talk aboutwhat'sreally wrongwith her.You'redoing itwrong.Thankgod Ileft CA.Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....Mineminemine!Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.Have Italked aboutmyselflately?Whydoesn'tJohn callme?Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.FathomDirectorof OpsYouexpect meto eatthis?Maggie -you'rewrongagain.Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.

Self-Important Greedy Asshole Deluxe Version - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I'm an expert on politics.
  2. Your life sucks. You didn't do it right.
  3. Diaper man is the best prez.
  4. Pretend I care about how Uncle Bill is.
  5. Orange foundation & bad combover= #1 leaders.
  6. Open - good for any random BS that comes out of his mouth.
  7. Shh - let me talk over you because I'm more important.
  8. AP and I are besties.
  9. Gimme gimme gimme!
  10. Are you really going to drink that?
  11. talk about what's really wrong with her.
  12. You're doing it wrong.
  13. Thank god I left CA.
  14. Well MY opinion on how things should be done is .....
  15. Mine mine mine!
  16. Let me tell you what's wrong with hospice care.
  17. Have I talked about myself lately?
  18. Why doesn't John call me?
  19. Hey Maggie - I don't want it but make my plate.
  20. The world owes me because I was in the FBI.
  21. Fathom Director of Ops
  22. You expect me to eat this?
  23. Maggie - you're wrong again.
  24. Why is no one else laughing? I could be a comedian.