Thankgod Ileft CA.The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.Diaperman is thebest prez.Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.Maggie -you'rewrongagain.Gimmegimmegimme!Mineminemine!Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.Whydoesn'tJohn callme?Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.I'm anexpert onpolitics.Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.FathomDirectorof OpsHey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.talk aboutwhat'sreally wrongwith her.Are youreallygoing todrink that?Youexpect meto eatthis?Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....Have Italked aboutmyselflately?You'redoing itwrong.Orangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.AP andI arebesties.Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.Thankgod Ileft CA.The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.Diaperman is thebest prez.Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.Maggie -you'rewrongagain.Gimmegimmegimme!Mineminemine!Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.Whydoesn'tJohn callme?Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.I'm anexpert onpolitics.Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.FathomDirectorof OpsHey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.talk aboutwhat'sreally wrongwith her.Are youreallygoing todrink that?Youexpect meto eatthis?Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....Have Italked aboutmyselflately?You'redoing itwrong.Orangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.AP andI arebesties.Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.

Self-Important Greedy Asshole Deluxe Version - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Thank god I left CA.
  2. The world owes me because I was in the FBI.
  3. Diaper man is the best prez.
  4. Shh - let me talk over you because I'm more important.
  5. Maggie - you're wrong again.
  6. Gimme gimme gimme!
  7. Mine mine mine!
  8. Open - good for any random BS that comes out of his mouth.
  9. Why doesn't John call me?
  10. Pretend I care about how Uncle Bill is.
  11. Why is no one else laughing? I could be a comedian.
  12. I'm an expert on politics.
  13. Let me tell you what's wrong with hospice care.
  14. Fathom Director of Ops
  15. Hey Maggie - I don't want it but make my plate.
  16. talk about what's really wrong with her.
  17. Are you really going to drink that?
  18. You expect me to eat this?
  19. Well MY opinion on how things should be done is .....
  20. Have I talked about myself lately?
  21. You're doing it wrong.
  22. Orange foundation & bad combover= #1 leaders.
  23. AP and I are besties.
  24. Your life sucks. You didn't do it right.