Maggie -you'rewrongagain.AP andI arebesties.You'redoing itwrong.The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.I'm anexpert onpolitics.Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.Diaperman is thebest prez.Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....talk aboutwhat'sreally wrongwith her.Thankgod Ileft CA.Gimmegimmegimme!Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.Whydoesn'tJohn callme?Are youreallygoing todrink that?Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.FathomDirectorof OpsOrangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Mineminemine!Have Italked aboutmyselflately?Youexpect meto eatthis?Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.Maggie -you'rewrongagain.AP andI arebesties.You'redoing itwrong.The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.I'm anexpert onpolitics.Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.Diaperman is thebest prez.Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....talk aboutwhat'sreally wrongwith her.Thankgod Ileft CA.Gimmegimmegimme!Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.Whydoesn'tJohn callme?Are youreallygoing todrink that?Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.FathomDirectorof OpsOrangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Mineminemine!Have Italked aboutmyselflately?Youexpect meto eatthis?Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.

Self-Important Greedy Asshole Deluxe Version - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Maggie - you're wrong again.
  2. AP and I are besties.
  3. You're doing it wrong.
  4. The world owes me because I was in the FBI.
  5. I'm an expert on politics.
  6. Your life sucks. You didn't do it right.
  7. Diaper man is the best prez.
  8. Open - good for any random BS that comes out of his mouth.
  9. Well MY opinion on how things should be done is .....
  10. talk about what's really wrong with her.
  11. Thank god I left CA.
  12. Gimme gimme gimme!
  13. Why is no one else laughing? I could be a comedian.
  14. Why doesn't John call me?
  15. Are you really going to drink that?
  16. Let me tell you what's wrong with hospice care.
  17. Shh - let me talk over you because I'm more important.
  18. Fathom Director of Ops
  19. Orange foundation & bad combover= #1 leaders.
  20. Pretend I care about how Uncle Bill is.
  21. Mine mine mine!
  22. Have I talked about myself lately?
  23. You expect me to eat this?
  24. Hey Maggie - I don't want it but make my plate.