FathomDirectorof OpsOrangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Maggie -you'rewrongagain.The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.AP andI arebesties.Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.Thankgod Ileft CA.Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....Have Italked aboutmyselflately?Are youreallygoing todrink that?Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.talk aboutwhat'sreally wrongwith her.Whydoesn'tJohn callme?You'redoing itwrong.Gimmegimmegimme!Mineminemine!I'm anexpert onpolitics.Diaperman is thebest prez.Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.Youexpect meto eatthis?Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.FathomDirectorof OpsOrangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Maggie -you'rewrongagain.The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.AP andI arebesties.Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.Thankgod Ileft CA.Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....Have Italked aboutmyselflately?Are youreallygoing todrink that?Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.talk aboutwhat'sreally wrongwith her.Whydoesn'tJohn callme?You'redoing itwrong.Gimmegimmegimme!Mineminemine!I'm anexpert onpolitics.Diaperman is thebest prez.Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.Youexpect meto eatthis?Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.

Self-Important Greedy Asshole Deluxe Version - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Fathom Director of Ops
  2. Orange foundation & bad combover= #1 leaders.
  3. Pretend I care about how Uncle Bill is.
  4. Maggie - you're wrong again.
  5. The world owes me because I was in the FBI.
  6. AP and I are besties.
  7. Your life sucks. You didn't do it right.
  8. Thank god I left CA.
  9. Shh - let me talk over you because I'm more important.
  10. Let me tell you what's wrong with hospice care.
  11. Well MY opinion on how things should be done is .....
  12. Have I talked about myself lately?
  13. Are you really going to drink that?
  14. Why is no one else laughing? I could be a comedian.
  15. talk about what's really wrong with her.
  16. Why doesn't John call me?
  17. You're doing it wrong.
  18. Gimme gimme gimme!
  19. Mine mine mine!
  20. I'm an expert on politics.
  21. Diaper man is the best prez.
  22. Open - good for any random BS that comes out of his mouth.
  23. You expect me to eat this?
  24. Hey Maggie - I don't want it but make my plate.