Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.Have Italked aboutmyselflately?Orangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.Mineminemine!Gimmegimmegimme!Are youreallygoing todrink that?The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.Diaperman is thebest prez.Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.You'redoing itwrong.Thankgod Ileft CA.Maggie -you'rewrongagain.Whydoesn'tJohn callme?talk aboutwhat'sreally wrongwith her.FathomDirectorof OpsShh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.AP andI arebesties.Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.Youexpect meto eatthis?Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....I'm anexpert onpolitics.Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.Have Italked aboutmyselflately?Orangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.Mineminemine!Gimmegimmegimme!Are youreallygoing todrink that?The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.Diaperman is thebest prez.Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.You'redoing itwrong.Thankgod Ileft CA.Maggie -you'rewrongagain.Whydoesn'tJohn callme?talk aboutwhat'sreally wrongwith her.FathomDirectorof OpsShh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.AP andI arebesties.Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.Youexpect meto eatthis?Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....I'm anexpert onpolitics.

Self-Important Greedy Asshole Deluxe Version - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your life sucks. You didn't do it right.
  2. Have I talked about myself lately?
  3. Orange foundation & bad combover= #1 leaders.
  4. Mine mine mine!
  5. Gimme gimme gimme!
  6. Are you really going to drink that?
  7. The world owes me because I was in the FBI.
  8. Diaper man is the best prez.
  9. Open - good for any random BS that comes out of his mouth.
  10. Hey Maggie - I don't want it but make my plate.
  11. Let me tell you what's wrong with hospice care.
  12. Pretend I care about how Uncle Bill is.
  13. You're doing it wrong.
  14. Thank god I left CA.
  15. Maggie - you're wrong again.
  16. Why doesn't John call me?
  17. talk about what's really wrong with her.
  18. Fathom Director of Ops
  19. Shh - let me talk over you because I'm more important.
  20. AP and I are besties.
  21. Why is no one else laughing? I could be a comedian.
  22. You expect me to eat this?
  23. Well MY opinion on how things should be done is .....
  24. I'm an expert on politics.