I'm anexpert onpolitics.Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.Are youreallygoing todrink that?You'redoing itwrong.Diaperman is thebest prez.Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.AP andI arebesties.Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.Have Italked aboutmyselflately?Whydoesn'tJohn callme?Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.talk aboutwhat'sreally wrongwith her.FathomDirectorof OpsMaggie -you'rewrongagain.Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.Thankgod Ileft CA.The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.Gimmegimmegimme!Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....Orangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.Mineminemine!Youexpect meto eatthis?I'm anexpert onpolitics.Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.Are youreallygoing todrink that?You'redoing itwrong.Diaperman is thebest prez.Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.AP andI arebesties.Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.Have Italked aboutmyselflately?Whydoesn'tJohn callme?Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.talk aboutwhat'sreally wrongwith her.FathomDirectorof OpsMaggie -you'rewrongagain.Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.Thankgod Ileft CA.The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.Gimmegimmegimme!Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....Orangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.Mineminemine!Youexpect meto eatthis?

Self-Important Greedy Asshole Deluxe Version - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I'm an expert on politics.
  2. Why is no one else laughing? I could be a comedian.
  3. Are you really going to drink that?
  4. You're doing it wrong.
  5. Diaper man is the best prez.
  6. Shh - let me talk over you because I'm more important.
  7. AP and I are besties.
  8. Let me tell you what's wrong with hospice care.
  9. Have I talked about myself lately?
  10. Why doesn't John call me?
  11. Hey Maggie - I don't want it but make my plate.
  12. talk about what's really wrong with her.
  13. Fathom Director of Ops
  14. Maggie - you're wrong again.
  15. Your life sucks. You didn't do it right.
  16. Thank god I left CA.
  17. The world owes me because I was in the FBI.
  18. Gimme gimme gimme!
  19. Pretend I care about how Uncle Bill is.
  20. Well MY opinion on how things should be done is .....
  21. Orange foundation & bad combover= #1 leaders.
  22. Open - good for any random BS that comes out of his mouth.
  23. Mine mine mine!
  24. You expect me to eat this?