FathomDirectorof OpsWhydoesn'tJohn callme?Orangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.You'redoing itwrong.Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.I'm anexpert onpolitics.The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.Youexpect meto eatthis?Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.Diaperman is thebest prez.Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.Are youreallygoing todrink that?Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....Have Italked aboutmyselflately?Gimmegimmegimme!Thankgod Ileft CA.Mineminemine!Maggie -you'rewrongagain.talk aboutwhat'sreally wrongwith her.AP andI arebesties.FathomDirectorof OpsWhydoesn'tJohn callme?Orangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.You'redoing itwrong.Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.I'm anexpert onpolitics.The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.Youexpect meto eatthis?Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.Diaperman is thebest prez.Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.Are youreallygoing todrink that?Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....Have Italked aboutmyselflately?Gimmegimmegimme!Thankgod Ileft CA.Mineminemine!Maggie -you'rewrongagain.talk aboutwhat'sreally wrongwith her.AP andI arebesties.

Self-Important Greedy Asshole Deluxe Version - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Fathom Director of Ops
  2. Why doesn't John call me?
  3. Orange foundation & bad combover= #1 leaders.
  4. Open - good for any random BS that comes out of his mouth.
  5. You're doing it wrong.
  6. Why is no one else laughing? I could be a comedian.
  7. Your life sucks. You didn't do it right.
  8. I'm an expert on politics.
  9. The world owes me because I was in the FBI.
  10. You expect me to eat this?
  11. Let me tell you what's wrong with hospice care.
  12. Diaper man is the best prez.
  13. Hey Maggie - I don't want it but make my plate.
  14. Shh - let me talk over you because I'm more important.
  15. Are you really going to drink that?
  16. Pretend I care about how Uncle Bill is.
  17. Well MY opinion on how things should be done is .....
  18. Have I talked about myself lately?
  19. Gimme gimme gimme!
  20. Thank god I left CA.
  21. Mine mine mine!
  22. Maggie - you're wrong again.
  23. talk about what's really wrong with her.
  24. AP and I are besties.