Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.You'redoing itwrong.Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.Youexpect meto eatthis?The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.Mineminemine!Orangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.AP andI arebesties.Have Italked aboutmyselflately?Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Thankgod Ileft CA.Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.Whydoesn'tJohn callme?Diaperman is thebest prez.talk aboutwhat'sreally wrongwith her.Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.I'm anexpert onpolitics.Maggie -you'rewrongagain.Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....Are youreallygoing todrink that?Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.Gimmegimmegimme!FathomDirectorof OpsOpen - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.You'redoing itwrong.Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.Youexpect meto eatthis?The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.Mineminemine!Orangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.AP andI arebesties.Have Italked aboutmyselflately?Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Thankgod Ileft CA.Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.Whydoesn'tJohn callme?Diaperman is thebest prez.talk aboutwhat'sreally wrongwith her.Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.I'm anexpert onpolitics.Maggie -you'rewrongagain.Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....Are youreallygoing todrink that?Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.Gimmegimmegimme!FathomDirectorof Ops

Self-Important Greedy Asshole Deluxe Version - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Open - good for any random BS that comes out of his mouth.
  2. You're doing it wrong.
  3. Your life sucks. You didn't do it right.
  4. You expect me to eat this?
  5. The world owes me because I was in the FBI.
  6. Mine mine mine!
  7. Orange foundation & bad combover= #1 leaders.
  8. Let me tell you what's wrong with hospice care.
  9. AP and I are besties.
  10. Have I talked about myself lately?
  11. Pretend I care about how Uncle Bill is.
  12. Thank god I left CA.
  13. Hey Maggie - I don't want it but make my plate.
  14. Why doesn't John call me?
  15. Diaper man is the best prez.
  16. talk about what's really wrong with her.
  17. Shh - let me talk over you because I'm more important.
  18. I'm an expert on politics.
  19. Maggie - you're wrong again.
  20. Well MY opinion on how things should be done is .....
  21. Are you really going to drink that?
  22. Why is no one else laughing? I could be a comedian.
  23. Gimme gimme gimme!
  24. Fathom Director of Ops