Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.You'redoing itwrong.The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.Have Italked aboutmyselflately?Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.I'm anexpert onpolitics.Mineminemine!Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Orangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.Whydoesn'tJohn callme?talk aboutwhat'sreally wrongwith her.Diaperman is thebest prez.Youexpect meto eatthis?Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....Are youreallygoing todrink that?Gimmegimmegimme!Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.Maggie -you'rewrongagain.FathomDirectorof OpsThankgod Ileft CA.AP andI arebesties.Let me tellyou what'swrong withhospicecare.You'redoing itwrong.The worldowes mebecause Iwas in theFBI.Have Italked aboutmyselflately?Shh - let metalk over youbecause I'mmoreimportant.Why is noone elselaughing? Icould be acomedian.I'm anexpert onpolitics.Mineminemine!Pretend Icare abouthow UncleBill is.Orangefoundation &badcombover=#1 leaders.Your lifesucks.You didn'tdo it right.Whydoesn'tJohn callme?talk aboutwhat'sreally wrongwith her.Diaperman is thebest prez.Youexpect meto eatthis?Open - goodfor any randomBS that comesout of hismouth.Well MYopinion onhow thingsshould bedone is .....Are youreallygoing todrink that?Gimmegimmegimme!Hey Maggie- I don't wantit but makemy plate.Maggie -you'rewrongagain.FathomDirectorof OpsThankgod Ileft CA.AP andI arebesties.

Self-Important Greedy Asshole Deluxe Version - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Let me tell you what's wrong with hospice care.
  2. You're doing it wrong.
  3. The world owes me because I was in the FBI.
  4. Have I talked about myself lately?
  5. Shh - let me talk over you because I'm more important.
  6. Why is no one else laughing? I could be a comedian.
  7. I'm an expert on politics.
  8. Mine mine mine!
  9. Pretend I care about how Uncle Bill is.
  10. Orange foundation & bad combover= #1 leaders.
  11. Your life sucks. You didn't do it right.
  12. Why doesn't John call me?
  13. talk about what's really wrong with her.
  14. Diaper man is the best prez.
  15. You expect me to eat this?
  16. Open - good for any random BS that comes out of his mouth.
  17. Well MY opinion on how things should be done is .....
  18. Are you really going to drink that?
  19. Gimme gimme gimme!
  20. Hey Maggie - I don't want it but make my plate.
  21. Maggie - you're wrong again.
  22. Fathom Director of Ops
  23. Thank god I left CA.
  24. AP and I are besties.