changed your major MORE than once 7 is your fav number Have rode on a bird/lime Have walked barefoot in IV Chose UCSB for the beach had to call the RA bc you got locked out Has a job on campus Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip. Switched your major a few times Couldn't eat bc of your green badge Downloaded a dating app <3 Have experienced Freshman- 15 Watched the sunset on the beach Sleeps through zoom lectures Have used covid as an excuse to skip class Have had to P/NP a class Have lost your access card Had a beach cruiser Loves going to the Arbor Have left a ratemy- professor review Your roommate is you best friend Has gotten a parking ticket Have been surfing Have been to a MCC event has an alumni license plate frame Have had a 7pm section Worked on campus Have walked in the skateboard lane Has asked for an extension Have taken Dinosaurs took sailing as a class Took dance 45 fell asleep in a lecture Been attacked by birds at the UCen has chanted O-leee Ole Ole O-leee, gau-chos! Fell asleep in lecture Still talks to your high school friends went to deltopia Cried after a midterm Got your bike STOLEN Gotten tar on your feet Thinks free birds is overrated Studied at the UCEN Had a pitcher at Sam's TO Go had a keg living on their balcony in IV Will be living in IV next year Has had a class in Campbell Settled for getting a D in a class Is a humanities major Would want to live in Munger Hall Drinks too much coffee Have used the pool this year got tar on your feet at the beach Joined Greek Life went surfing in college Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class Missed the bus once or twice Have spotted the "duck couple" Is a STEM major You've run away from your RA Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice Forgot about your passtime saw a couch burning in IV Lived in Franscisco Torres (FT) Studied at the UCen graduated from best college EVER! Have had less than $50 in your bank account Have never bought a textbook Goes to the best UC You're either from the Bay or LA rode Bill's Bus Actually likes the taco "pizza" Was a gauchoholic, or gaucho loco Have eaten at Portolla went to office hours Threw a tortilla at a soccer or basketball game Have cried in the library Lived in San Raf Caused a bike crash Have gone to campus point had to look up what a GAUCHO was Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke changed your major MORE than once 7 is your fav number Have rode on a bird/lime Have walked barefoot in IV Chose UCSB for the beach had to call the RA bc you got locked out Has a job on campus Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip. Switched your major a few times Couldn't eat bc of your green badge Downloaded a dating app <3 Have experienced Freshman- 15 Watched the sunset on the beach Sleeps through zoom lectures Have used covid as an excuse to skip class Have had to P/NP a class Have lost your access card Had a beach cruiser Loves going to the Arbor Have left a ratemy- professor review Your roommate is you best friend Has gotten a parking ticket Have been surfing Have been to a MCC event has an alumni license plate frame Have had a 7pm section Worked on campus Have walked in the skateboard lane Has asked for an extension Have taken Dinosaurs took sailing as a class Took dance 45 fell asleep in a lecture Been attacked by birds at the UCen has chanted O-leee Ole Ole O-leee, gau-chos! Fell asleep in lecture Still talks to your high school friends went to deltopia Cried after a midterm Got your bike STOLEN Gotten tar on your feet Thinks free birds is overrated Studied at the UCEN Had a pitcher at Sam's TO Go had a keg living on their balcony in IV Will be living in IV next year Has had a class in Campbell Settled for getting a D in a class Is a humanities major Would want to live in Munger Hall Drinks too much coffee Have used the pool this year got tar on your feet at the beach Joined Greek Life went surfing in college Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class Missed the bus once or twice Have spotted the "duck couple" Is a STEM major You've run away from your RA Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice Forgot about your passtime saw a couch burning in IV Lived in Franscisco Torres (FT) Studied at the UCen graduated from best college EVER! Have had less than $50 in your bank account Have never bought a textbook Goes to the best UC You're either from the Bay or LA rode Bill's Bus Actually likes the taco "pizza" Was a gauchoholic, or gaucho loco Have eaten at Portolla went to office hours Threw a tortilla at a soccer or basketball game Have cried in the library Lived in San Raf Caused a bike crash Have gone to campus point had to look up what a GAUCHO was Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke
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changed your major MORE than once
7 is your fav number
Have rode on a bird/lime
Have walked barefoot in IV
Chose UCSB for the beach
had to call the RA bc you got locked out
Has a job on campus
Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip.
Switched your major a few times
Couldn't eat bc of your green badge
Downloaded a dating app <3
Have experienced Freshman-15
Watched the sunset on the beach
Sleeps through zoom lectures
Have used covid as an excuse to skip class
Have had to P/NP a class
Have lost your access card
Had a beach cruiser
Loves going to the Arbor
Have left a ratemy-professor review
Your roommate is you best friend
Has gotten a parking ticket
Have been surfing
Have been to a MCC event
has an alumni license plate frame
Have had a 7pm section
Worked on campus
Have walked in the skateboard lane
Has asked for an extension
Have taken Dinosaurs
took sailing as a class
Took dance 45
fell asleep in a lecture
Been attacked by birds at the UCen
has chanted O-leee Ole Ole O-leee, gau-chos!
Fell asleep in lecture
Still talks to your high school friends
went to deltopia
Cried after a midterm
Got your bike STOLEN
Gotten tar on your feet
Thinks free birds is overrated
Studied at the UCEN
Had a pitcher at Sam's TO Go
had a keg living on their balcony in IV
Will be living in IV next year
Has had a class in Campbell
Settled for getting a D in a class
Is a humanities major
Would want to live in Munger Hall
Drinks too much coffee
Have used the pool this year
got tar on your feet at the beach
Joined Greek Life
went surfing in college
Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class
Missed the bus once or twice
Have spotted the "duck couple"
Is a STEM major
You've run away from your RA
Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice
Forgot about your passtime
saw a couch burning in IV
Lived in Franscisco Torres (FT)
Studied at the UCen
graduated from best college EVER!
Have had less than $50 in your bank account
Have never bought a textbook
Goes to the best UC
You're either from the Bay or LA
rode Bill's Bus
Actually likes the taco "pizza"
Was a gauchoholic, or gaucho loco
Have eaten at Portolla
went to office hours
Threw a tortilla at a soccer or basketball game
Have cried in the library
Lived in San Raf
Caused a bike crash
Have gone to campus point
had to look up what a GAUCHO was
Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm
Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke
