saw a couch burning in IV Gotten tar on your feet Fell asleep in lecture has an alumni license plate frame rode Bill's Bus Thinks free birds is overrated Lived in Franscisco Torres (FT) Have left a ratemy- professor review Couldn't eat bc of your green badge Will be living in IV next year Have walked barefoot in IV Is a STEM major Have spotted the "duck couple" Have used the pool this year Drinks too much coffee You've run away from your RA Have gone to campus point Been attacked by birds at the UCen Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class Joined Greek Life Took dance 45 Forgot about your passtime Have lost your access card Settled for getting a D in a class fell asleep in a lecture Has a job on campus Caused a bike crash Threw a tortilla at a soccer or basketball game Have had a 7pm section had a keg living on their balcony in IV Would want to live in Munger Hall You're either from the Bay or LA Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip. Have had to P/NP a class Is a humanities major went to office hours Had a beach cruiser Still talks to your high school friends had to look up what a GAUCHO was Have been surfing Watched the sunset on the beach went surfing in college Actually likes the taco "pizza" Had a pitcher at Sam's TO Go Your roommate is you best friend Got your bike STOLEN Have walked in the skateboard lane took sailing as a class Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm Studied at the UCen Have rode on a bird/lime had to call the RA bc you got locked out Have been to a MCC event Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke Studied at the UCEN Have taken Dinosaurs Have never bought a textbook Have cried in the library Have eaten at Portolla changed your major MORE than once Was a gauchoholic, or gaucho loco Goes to the best UC Downloaded a dating app <3 Have had less than $50 in your bank account Worked on campus 7 is your fav number Have experienced Freshman- 15 Switched your major a few times Have used covid as an excuse to skip class has chanted O-leee Ole Ole O-leee, gau-chos! Missed the bus once or twice Cried after a midterm Sleeps through zoom lectures Has gotten a parking ticket Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice Chose UCSB for the beach Loves going to the Arbor went to deltopia Has asked for an extension Has had a class in Campbell got tar on your feet at the beach Lived in San Raf graduated from best college EVER! saw a couch burning in IV Gotten tar on your feet Fell asleep in lecture has an alumni license plate frame rode Bill's Bus Thinks free birds is overrated Lived in Franscisco Torres (FT) Have left a ratemy- professor review Couldn't eat bc of your green badge Will be living in IV next year Have walked barefoot in IV Is a STEM major Have spotted the "duck couple" Have used the pool this year Drinks too much coffee You've run away from your RA Have gone to campus point Been attacked by birds at the UCen Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class Joined Greek Life Took dance 45 Forgot about your passtime Have lost your access card Settled for getting a D in a class fell asleep in a lecture Has a job on campus Caused a bike crash Threw a tortilla at a soccer or basketball game Have had a 7pm section had a keg living on their balcony in IV Would want to live in Munger Hall You're either from the Bay or LA Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip. Have had to P/NP a class Is a humanities major went to office hours Had a beach cruiser Still talks to your high school friends had to look up what a GAUCHO was Have been surfing Watched the sunset on the beach went surfing in college Actually likes the taco "pizza" Had a pitcher at Sam's TO Go Your roommate is you best friend Got your bike STOLEN Have walked in the skateboard lane took sailing as a class Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm Studied at the UCen Have rode on a bird/lime had to call the RA bc you got locked out Have been to a MCC event Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke Studied at the UCEN Have taken Dinosaurs Have never bought a textbook Have cried in the library Have eaten at Portolla changed your major MORE than once Was a gauchoholic, or gaucho loco Goes to the best UC Downloaded a dating app <3 Have had less than $50 in your bank account Worked on campus 7 is your fav number Have experienced Freshman- 15 Switched your major a few times Have used covid as an excuse to skip class has chanted O-leee Ole Ole O-leee, gau-chos! Missed the bus once or twice Cried after a midterm Sleeps through zoom lectures Has gotten a parking ticket Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice Chose UCSB for the beach Loves going to the Arbor went to deltopia Has asked for an extension Has had a class in Campbell got tar on your feet at the beach Lived in San Raf graduated from best college EVER!
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saw a couch burning in IV
Gotten tar on your feet
Fell asleep in lecture
has an alumni license plate frame
rode Bill's Bus
Thinks free birds is overrated
Lived in Franscisco Torres (FT)
Have left a ratemy-professor review
Couldn't eat bc of your green badge
Will be living in IV next year
Have walked barefoot in IV
Is a STEM major
Have spotted the "duck couple"
Have used the pool this year
Drinks too much coffee
You've run away from your RA
Have gone to campus point
Been attacked by birds at the UCen
Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class
Joined Greek Life
Took dance 45
Forgot about your passtime
Have lost your access card
Settled for getting a D in a class
fell asleep in a lecture
Has a job on campus
Caused a bike crash
Threw a tortilla at a soccer or basketball game
Have had a 7pm section
had a keg living on their balcony in IV
Would want to live in Munger Hall
You're either from the Bay or LA
Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip.
Have had to P/NP a class
Is a humanities major
went to office hours
Had a beach cruiser
Still talks to your high school friends
had to look up what a GAUCHO was
Have been surfing
Watched the sunset on the beach
went surfing in college
Actually likes the taco "pizza"
Had a pitcher at Sam's TO Go
Your roommate is you best friend
Got your bike STOLEN
Have walked in the skateboard lane
took sailing as a class
Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm
Studied at the UCen
Have rode on a bird/lime
had to call the RA bc you got locked out
Have been to a MCC event
Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke
Studied at the UCEN
Have taken Dinosaurs
Have never bought a textbook
Have cried in the library
Have eaten at Portolla
changed your major MORE than once
Was a gauchoholic, or gaucho loco
Goes to the best UC
Downloaded a dating app <3
Have had less than $50 in your bank account
Worked on campus
7 is your fav number
Have experienced Freshman-15
Switched your major a few times
Have used covid as an excuse to skip class
has chanted O-leee Ole Ole O-leee, gau-chos!
Missed the bus once or twice
Cried after a midterm
Sleeps through zoom lectures
Has gotten a parking ticket
Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice
Chose UCSB for the beach
Loves going to the Arbor
went to deltopia
Has asked for an extension
Has had a class in Campbell
got tar on your feet at the beach
Lived in San Raf
graduated from best college EVER!
