Is a humanities major Gotten tar on your feet Goes to the best UC Caused a bike crash Lives in San Raf! Have seen your RA in I.V. Been attacked by birds at the UCen Got written up for not wearing a mask Will be living in IV next year Have used covid as an excuse to skip class Have been to a MCC event Still talks to your high school friends Is a STEM major 7 is your fav number Switched your major a few times Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice Settled for getting a D in a class Thinks free birds is overrated Have spotted the "duck couple" Actually likes the taco "pizza" Have had to P/NP a class You've run away from your RA Downloaded a dating app <3 had to call the RA bc you got locked out Have experienced Freshman- 15 Have eaten at Portolla Loves your RA <3 Lives in Manzi! Raccoons Have lost your access card Failed Chem Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke Skipped an 8am lecture Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip. Walked by the stank lagoon Have taken Dinosaurs Missed the bus once or twice Has had a class in Campbell Didn't know how to say "gaucho" at first You're either from the Bay or LA Couldn't eat bc of your green badge Have never bought a textbook Doordashed food Cried after a midterm Has a job on campus Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class yerbs, yerbs, and more yerbs Ate in IV at 2am Forgot about your passtime Have gone to campus point Loves going to the Arbor went to office hours Drinks too much coffee Watched the sunset on the beach Chose UCSB for the beach Have never attended a housing event until tonight Pulled an all nighter in the lib ): Fell asleep in lecture Have used the pool this year Have had less than $50 in your bank account Have left a ratemy- professor review Spotted Daddy Yang on campus Stole food from Carillo Have been surfing Was approached by CalPIRG @ the Arbor Would want to live in Munger Hall Sleeps through zoom lectures uh OH, there's a chem gas leak again! Have had a 7pm section Has gotten a parking ticket Your roommate is you best friend Joined Greek Life Got your bike STOLEN Studied at the UCen deltopia >:) Have rode on a bird/lime Has asked for an extension Have walked barefoot in IV Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm Have walked in the skateboard lane Have cried in the library Have actually gone to the beach Took dance 45 Is a humanities major Gotten tar on your feet Goes to the best UC Caused a bike crash Lives in San Raf! Have seen your RA in I.V. Been attacked by birds at the UCen Got written up for not wearing a mask Will be living in IV next year Have used covid as an excuse to skip class Have been to a MCC event Still talks to your high school friends Is a STEM major 7 is your fav number Switched your major a few times Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice Settled for getting a D in a class Thinks free birds is overrated Have spotted the "duck couple" Actually likes the taco "pizza" Have had to P/NP a class You've run away from your RA Downloaded a dating app <3 had to call the RA bc you got locked out Have experienced Freshman- 15 Have eaten at Portolla Loves your RA <3 Lives in Manzi! Raccoons Have lost your access card Failed Chem Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke Skipped an 8am lecture Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip. Walked by the stank lagoon Have taken Dinosaurs Missed the bus once or twice Has had a class in Campbell Didn't know how to say "gaucho" at first You're either from the Bay or LA Couldn't eat bc of your green badge Have never bought a textbook Doordashed food Cried after a midterm Has a job on campus Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class yerbs, yerbs, and more yerbs Ate in IV at 2am Forgot about your passtime Have gone to campus point Loves going to the Arbor went to office hours Drinks too much coffee Watched the sunset on the beach Chose UCSB for the beach Have never attended a housing event until tonight Pulled an all nighter in the lib ): Fell asleep in lecture Have used the pool this year Have had less than $50 in your bank account Have left a ratemy- professor review Spotted Daddy Yang on campus Stole food from Carillo Have been surfing Was approached by CalPIRG @ the Arbor Would want to live in Munger Hall Sleeps through zoom lectures uh OH, there's a chem gas leak again! Have had a 7pm section Has gotten a parking ticket Your roommate is you best friend Joined Greek Life Got your bike STOLEN Studied at the UCen deltopia >:) Have rode on a bird/lime Has asked for an extension Have walked barefoot in IV Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm Have walked in the skateboard lane Have cried in the library Have actually gone to the beach Took dance 45
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Is a humanities major
Gotten tar on your feet
Goes to the best UC
Caused a bike crash
Lives in San Raf!
Have seen your RA in I.V.
Been attacked by birds at the UCen
Got written up for not wearing a mask
Will be living in IV next year
Have used covid as an excuse to skip class
Have been to a MCC event
Still talks to your high school friends
Is a STEM major
7 is your fav number
Switched your major a few times
Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice
Settled for getting a D in a class
Thinks free birds is overrated
Have spotted the "duck couple"
Actually likes the taco "pizza"
Have had to P/NP a class
You've run away from your RA
Downloaded a dating app <3
had to call the RA bc you got locked out
Have experienced Freshman-15
Have eaten at Portolla
Loves your RA <3
Lives in Manzi!
Raccoons
Have lost your access card
Failed Chem
Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke
Skipped an 8am lecture
Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip.
Walked by the stank lagoon
Have taken Dinosaurs
Missed the bus once or twice
Has had a class in Campbell
Didn't know how to say "gaucho" at first
You're either from the Bay or LA
Couldn't eat bc of your green badge
Have never bought a textbook
Doordashed food
Cried after a midterm
Has a job on campus
Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class
yerbs, yerbs, and more yerbs
Ate in IV at 2am
Forgot about your passtime
Have gone to campus point
Loves going to the Arbor
went to office hours
Drinks too much coffee
Watched the sunset on the beach
Chose UCSB for the beach
Have never attended a housing event until tonight
Pulled an all nighter in the lib ):
Fell asleep in lecture
Have used the pool this year
Have had less than $50 in your bank account
Have left a ratemy-professor review
Spotted Daddy Yang on campus
Stole food from Carillo
Have been surfing
Was approached by CalPIRG @ the Arbor
Would want to live in Munger Hall
Sleeps through zoom lectures
uh OH, there's a chem gas leak again!
Have had a 7pm section
Has gotten a parking ticket
Your roommate is you best friend
Joined Greek Life
Got your bike STOLEN
Studied at the UCen
deltopia >:)
Have rode on a bird/lime
Has asked for an extension
Have walked barefoot in IV
Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm
Have walked in the skateboard lane
Have cried in the library
Have actually gone to the beach
Took dance 45
