Have used covid as an excuse to skip class Couldn't eat bc of your green badge Walked by the stank lagoon Have left a ratemy- professor review Fell asleep in lecture Have actually gone to the beach Have lost your access card Is a humanities major Pulled an all nighter in the lib ): Chose UCSB for the beach Didn't know how to say "gaucho" at first Have had a 7pm section Studied at the UCen Was approached by CalPIRG @ the Arbor Loves going to the Arbor Loves your RA <3 uh OH, there's a chem gas leak again! Have been surfing Switched your major a few times Sleeps through zoom lectures Have cried in the library Has asked for an extension Joined Greek Life Watched the sunset on the beach Skipped an 8am lecture Lives in Manzi! You've run away from your RA Have experienced Freshman- 15 Your roommate is you best friend Have taken Dinosaurs Settled for getting a D in a class Have had less than $50 in your bank account Lives in San Raf! Have spotted the "duck couple" Has a job on campus Cried after a midterm Failed Chem Downloaded a dating app <3 Have gone to campus point Have used the pool this year Drinks too much coffee Have walked barefoot in IV Actually likes the taco "pizza" Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip. Have been to a MCC event Would want to live in Munger Hall Goes to the best UC Has gotten a parking ticket 7 is your fav number yerbs, yerbs, and more yerbs Is a STEM major Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class Doordashed food Still talks to your high school friends Have eaten at Portolla deltopia >:) Thinks free birds is overrated Caused a bike crash Missed the bus once or twice had to call the RA bc you got locked out Gotten tar on your feet Have seen your RA in I.V. Ate in IV at 2am Have rode on a bird/lime Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm went to office hours Will be living in IV next year Took dance 45 Have walked in the skateboard lane Spotted Daddy Yang on campus Been attacked by birds at the UCen Stole food from Carillo Got your bike STOLEN Have had to P/NP a class Forgot about your passtime Has had a class in Campbell Got written up for not wearing a mask Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke Have never bought a textbook Raccoons Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice Have never attended a housing event until tonight You're either from the Bay or LA Have used covid as an excuse to skip class Couldn't eat bc of your green badge Walked by the stank lagoon Have left a ratemy- professor review Fell asleep in lecture Have actually gone to the beach Have lost your access card Is a humanities major Pulled an all nighter in the lib ): Chose UCSB for the beach Didn't know how to say "gaucho" at first Have had a 7pm section Studied at the UCen Was approached by CalPIRG @ the Arbor Loves going to the Arbor Loves your RA <3 uh OH, there's a chem gas leak again! Have been surfing Switched your major a few times Sleeps through zoom lectures Have cried in the library Has asked for an extension Joined Greek Life Watched the sunset on the beach Skipped an 8am lecture Lives in Manzi! You've run away from your RA Have experienced Freshman- 15 Your roommate is you best friend Have taken Dinosaurs Settled for getting a D in a class Have had less than $50 in your bank account Lives in San Raf! Have spotted the "duck couple" Has a job on campus Cried after a midterm Failed Chem Downloaded a dating app <3 Have gone to campus point Have used the pool this year Drinks too much coffee Have walked barefoot in IV Actually likes the taco "pizza" Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip. Have been to a MCC event Would want to live in Munger Hall Goes to the best UC Has gotten a parking ticket 7 is your fav number yerbs, yerbs, and more yerbs Is a STEM major Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class Doordashed food Still talks to your high school friends Have eaten at Portolla deltopia >:) Thinks free birds is overrated Caused a bike crash Missed the bus once or twice had to call the RA bc you got locked out Gotten tar on your feet Have seen your RA in I.V. Ate in IV at 2am Have rode on a bird/lime Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm went to office hours Will be living in IV next year Took dance 45 Have walked in the skateboard lane Spotted Daddy Yang on campus Been attacked by birds at the UCen Stole food from Carillo Got your bike STOLEN Have had to P/NP a class Forgot about your passtime Has had a class in Campbell Got written up for not wearing a mask Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke Have never bought a textbook Raccoons Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice Have never attended a housing event until tonight You're either from the Bay or LA
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Have used covid as an excuse to skip class
Couldn't eat bc of your green badge
Walked by the stank lagoon
Have left a ratemy-professor review
Fell asleep in lecture
Have actually gone to the beach
Have lost your access card
Is a humanities major
Pulled an all nighter in the lib ):
Chose UCSB for the beach
Didn't know how to say "gaucho" at first
Have had a 7pm section
Studied at the UCen
Was approached by CalPIRG @ the Arbor
Loves going to the Arbor
Loves your RA <3
uh OH, there's a chem gas leak again!
Have been surfing
Switched your major a few times
Sleeps through zoom lectures
Have cried in the library
Has asked for an extension
Joined Greek Life
Watched the sunset on the beach
Skipped an 8am lecture
Lives in Manzi!
You've run away from your RA
Have experienced Freshman-15
Your roommate is you best friend
Have taken Dinosaurs
Settled for getting a D in a class
Have had less than $50 in your bank account
Lives in San Raf!
Have spotted the "duck couple"
Has a job on campus
Cried after a midterm
Failed Chem
Downloaded a dating app <3
Have gone to campus point
Have used the pool this year
Drinks too much coffee
Have walked barefoot in IV
Actually likes the taco "pizza"
Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip.
Have been to a MCC event
Would want to live in Munger Hall
Goes to the best UC
Has gotten a parking ticket
7 is your fav number
yerbs, yerbs, and more yerbs
Is a STEM major
Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class
Doordashed food
Still talks to your high school friends
Have eaten at Portolla
deltopia >:)
Thinks free birds is overrated
Caused a bike crash
Missed the bus once or twice
had to call the RA bc you got locked out
Gotten tar on your feet
Have seen your RA in I.V.
Ate in IV at 2am
Have rode on a bird/lime
Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm
went to office hours
Will be living in IV next year
Took dance 45
Have walked in the skateboard lane
Spotted Daddy Yang on campus
Been attacked by birds at the UCen
Stole food from Carillo
Got your bike STOLEN
Have had to P/NP a class
Forgot about your passtime
Has had a class in Campbell
Got written up for not wearing a mask
Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke
Have never bought a textbook
Raccoons
Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice
Have never attended a housing event until tonight
You're either from the Bay or LA
