had to call the RA bc you got locked out Your roommate is you best friend Have spotted the "duck couple" Goes to the best UC Missed the bus once or twice Has a job on campus Is a humanities major Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm Thinks free birds is overrated Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke Have rode on a bird/lime Have used covid as an excuse to skip class Have left a ratemy- professor review Got your bike STOLEN Have experienced Freshman- 15 Pulled an all nighter in the lib ): Gotten tar on your feet Have lost your access card Joined Greek Life Took dance 45 Failed Chem Lives in Manzi! Studied at the UCen Have had less than $50 in your bank account Have eaten at Portolla Been attacked by birds at the UCen Caused a bike crash Have had a 7pm section Have gone to campus point Cried after a midterm Watched the sunset on the beach deltopia >:) Got written up for not wearing a mask Didn't know how to say "gaucho" at first went to office hours You've run away from your RA uh OH, there's a chem gas leak again! Have never bought a textbook You're either from the Bay or LA Walked by the stank lagoon Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice Have been surfing Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip. Have seen your RA in I.V. Stole food from Carillo Couldn't eat bc of your green badge Sleeps through zoom lectures Has gotten a parking ticket Lives in San Raf! Doordashed food Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class Spotted Daddy Yang on campus Have used the pool this year Forgot about your passtime Would want to live in Munger Hall Skipped an 8am lecture Loves going to the Arbor Downloaded a dating app <3 Has asked for an extension Switched your major a few times Have been to a MCC event 7 is your fav number Loves your RA <3 Fell asleep in lecture Settled for getting a D in a class Have actually gone to the beach Will be living in IV next year Drinks too much coffee Is a STEM major Have walked barefoot in IV Has had a class in Campbell Have taken Dinosaurs Have walked in the skateboard lane Have never attended a housing event until tonight Ate in IV at 2am Still talks to your high school friends Was approached by CalPIRG @ the Arbor Have had to P/NP a class Raccoons Actually likes the taco "pizza" yerbs, yerbs, and more yerbs Have cried in the library Chose UCSB for the beach had to call the RA bc you got locked out Your roommate is you best friend Have spotted the "duck couple" Goes to the best UC Missed the bus once or twice Has a job on campus Is a humanities major Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm Thinks free birds is overrated Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke Have rode on a bird/lime Have used covid as an excuse to skip class Have left a ratemy- professor review Got your bike STOLEN Have experienced Freshman- 15 Pulled an all nighter in the lib ): Gotten tar on your feet Have lost your access card Joined Greek Life Took dance 45 Failed Chem Lives in Manzi! Studied at the UCen Have had less than $50 in your bank account Have eaten at Portolla Been attacked by birds at the UCen Caused a bike crash Have had a 7pm section Have gone to campus point Cried after a midterm Watched the sunset on the beach deltopia >:) Got written up for not wearing a mask Didn't know how to say "gaucho" at first went to office hours You've run away from your RA uh OH, there's a chem gas leak again! Have never bought a textbook You're either from the Bay or LA Walked by the stank lagoon Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice Have been surfing Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip. Have seen your RA in I.V. Stole food from Carillo Couldn't eat bc of your green badge Sleeps through zoom lectures Has gotten a parking ticket Lives in San Raf! Doordashed food Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class Spotted Daddy Yang on campus Have used the pool this year Forgot about your passtime Would want to live in Munger Hall Skipped an 8am lecture Loves going to the Arbor Downloaded a dating app <3 Has asked for an extension Switched your major a few times Have been to a MCC event 7 is your fav number Loves your RA <3 Fell asleep in lecture Settled for getting a D in a class Have actually gone to the beach Will be living in IV next year Drinks too much coffee Is a STEM major Have walked barefoot in IV Has had a class in Campbell Have taken Dinosaurs Have walked in the skateboard lane Have never attended a housing event until tonight Ate in IV at 2am Still talks to your high school friends Was approached by CalPIRG @ the Arbor Have had to P/NP a class Raccoons Actually likes the taco "pizza" yerbs, yerbs, and more yerbs Have cried in the library Chose UCSB for the beach
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had to call the RA bc you got locked out
Your roommate is you best friend
Have spotted the "duck couple"
Goes to the best UC
Missed the bus once or twice
Has a job on campus
Is a humanities major
Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm
Thinks free birds is overrated
Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke
Have rode on a bird/lime
Have used covid as an excuse to skip class
Have left a ratemy-professor review
Got your bike STOLEN
Have experienced Freshman-15
Pulled an all nighter in the lib ):
Gotten tar on your feet
Have lost your access card
Joined Greek Life
Took dance 45
Failed Chem
Lives in Manzi!
Studied at the UCen
Have had less than $50 in your bank account
Have eaten at Portolla
Been attacked by birds at the UCen
Caused a bike crash
Have had a 7pm section
Have gone to campus point
Cried after a midterm
Watched the sunset on the beach
deltopia >:)
Got written up for not wearing a mask
Didn't know how to say "gaucho" at first
went to office hours
You've run away from your RA
uh OH, there's a chem gas leak again!
Have never bought a textbook
You're either from the Bay or LA
Walked by the stank lagoon
Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice
Have been surfing
Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip.
Have seen your RA in I.V.
Stole food from Carillo
Couldn't eat bc of your green badge
Sleeps through zoom lectures
Has gotten a parking ticket
Lives in San Raf!
Doordashed food
Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class
Spotted Daddy Yang on campus
Have used the pool this year
Forgot about your passtime
Would want to live in Munger Hall
Skipped an 8am lecture
Loves going to the Arbor
Downloaded a dating app <3
Has asked for an extension
Switched your major a few times
Have been to a MCC event
7 is your fav number
Loves your RA <3
Fell asleep in lecture
Settled for getting a D in a class
Have actually gone to the beach
Will be living in IV next year
Drinks too much coffee
Is a STEM major
Have walked barefoot in IV
Has had a class in Campbell
Have taken Dinosaurs
Have walked in the skateboard lane
Have never attended a housing event until tonight
Ate in IV at 2am
Still talks to your high school friends
Was approached by CalPIRG @ the Arbor
Have had to P/NP a class
Raccoons
Actually likes the taco "pizza"
yerbs, yerbs, and more yerbs
Have cried in the library
Chose UCSB for the beach
