Thinks free birds is overrated Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class Skipped an 8am lecture Would want to live in Munger Hall Has had a class in Campbell Have had a 7pm section Fell asleep in lecture had to call the RA bc you got locked out Have been surfing Didn't know how to say "gaucho" at first Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke Joined Greek Life Has a job on campus 7 is your fav number Have eaten at Portolla Have walked barefoot in IV Have cried in the library Have actually gone to the beach Cried after a midterm Loves going to the Arbor Have walked in the skateboard lane Have used the pool this year yerbs, yerbs, and more yerbs Chose UCSB for the beach Downloaded a dating app <3 Lives in Manzi! Have rode on a bird/lime Have seen your RA in I.V. Gotten tar on your feet Have never attended a housing event until tonight Have left a ratemy- professor review Will be living in IV next year Lives in San Raf! Watched the sunset on the beach Forgot about your passtime Took dance 45 Have had less than $50 in your bank account Pulled an all nighter in the lib ): deltopia >:) Studied at the UCen Switched your major a few times Got written up for not wearing a mask Failed Chem Have been to a MCC event Have experienced Freshman- 15 went to office hours Raccoons Have used covid as an excuse to skip class Sleeps through zoom lectures Stole food from Carillo Missed the bus once or twice Has gotten a parking ticket Have gone to campus point uh OH, there's a chem gas leak again! Caused a bike crash Was approached by CalPIRG @ the Arbor Actually likes the taco "pizza" You've run away from your RA Goes to the best UC Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice Have had to P/NP a class Is a STEM major Still talks to your high school friends Doordashed food Have never bought a textbook Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm Loves your RA <3 Have taken Dinosaurs Has asked for an extension Have spotted the "duck couple" Couldn't eat bc of your green badge Ate in IV at 2am Have lost your access card Is a humanities major Got your bike STOLEN Walked by the stank lagoon Your roommate is you best friend Settled for getting a D in a class Spotted Daddy Yang on campus Drinks too much coffee You're either from the Bay or LA Been attacked by birds at the UCen Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip. Thinks free birds is overrated Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class Skipped an 8am lecture Would want to live in Munger Hall Has had a class in Campbell Have had a 7pm section Fell asleep in lecture had to call the RA bc you got locked out Have been surfing Didn't know how to say "gaucho" at first Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke Joined Greek Life Has a job on campus 7 is your fav number Have eaten at Portolla Have walked barefoot in IV Have cried in the library Have actually gone to the beach Cried after a midterm Loves going to the Arbor Have walked in the skateboard lane Have used the pool this year yerbs, yerbs, and more yerbs Chose UCSB for the beach Downloaded a dating app <3 Lives in Manzi! Have rode on a bird/lime Have seen your RA in I.V. Gotten tar on your feet Have never attended a housing event until tonight Have left a ratemy- professor review Will be living in IV next year Lives in San Raf! Watched the sunset on the beach Forgot about your passtime Took dance 45 Have had less than $50 in your bank account Pulled an all nighter in the lib ): deltopia >:) Studied at the UCen Switched your major a few times Got written up for not wearing a mask Failed Chem Have been to a MCC event Have experienced Freshman- 15 went to office hours Raccoons Have used covid as an excuse to skip class Sleeps through zoom lectures Stole food from Carillo Missed the bus once or twice Has gotten a parking ticket Have gone to campus point uh OH, there's a chem gas leak again! Caused a bike crash Was approached by CalPIRG @ the Arbor Actually likes the taco "pizza" You've run away from your RA Goes to the best UC Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice Have had to P/NP a class Is a STEM major Still talks to your high school friends Doordashed food Have never bought a textbook Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm Loves your RA <3 Have taken Dinosaurs Has asked for an extension Have spotted the "duck couple" Couldn't eat bc of your green badge Ate in IV at 2am Have lost your access card Is a humanities major Got your bike STOLEN Walked by the stank lagoon Your roommate is you best friend Settled for getting a D in a class Spotted Daddy Yang on campus Drinks too much coffee You're either from the Bay or LA Been attacked by birds at the UCen Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip.
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Thinks free birds is overrated
Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class
Skipped an 8am lecture
Would want to live in Munger Hall
Has had a class in Campbell
Have had a 7pm section
Fell asleep in lecture
had to call the RA bc you got locked out
Have been surfing
Didn't know how to say "gaucho" at first
Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke
Joined Greek Life
Has a job on campus
7 is your fav number
Have eaten at Portolla
Have walked barefoot in IV
Have cried in the library
Have actually gone to the beach
Cried after a midterm
Loves going to the Arbor
Have walked in the skateboard lane
Have used the pool this year
yerbs, yerbs, and more yerbs
Chose UCSB for the beach
Downloaded a dating app <3
Lives in Manzi!
Have rode on a bird/lime
Have seen your RA in I.V.
Gotten tar on your feet
Have never attended a housing event until tonight
Have left a ratemy-professor review
Will be living in IV next year
Lives in San Raf!
Watched the sunset on the beach
Forgot about your passtime
Took dance 45
Have had less than $50 in your bank account
Pulled an all nighter in the lib ):
deltopia >:)
Studied at the UCen
Switched your major a few times
Got written up for not wearing a mask
Failed Chem
Have been to a MCC event
Have experienced Freshman-15
went to office hours
Raccoons
Have used covid as an excuse to skip class
Sleeps through zoom lectures
Stole food from Carillo
Missed the bus once or twice
Has gotten a parking ticket
Have gone to campus point
uh OH, there's a chem gas leak again!
Caused a bike crash
Was approached by CalPIRG @ the Arbor
Actually likes the taco "pizza"
You've run away from your RA
Goes to the best UC
Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice
Have had to P/NP a class
Is a STEM major
Still talks to your high school friends
Doordashed food
Have never bought a textbook
Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm
Loves your RA <3
Have taken Dinosaurs
Has asked for an extension
Have spotted the "duck couple"
Couldn't eat bc of your green badge
Ate in IV at 2am
Have lost your access card
Is a humanities major
Got your bike STOLEN
Walked by the stank lagoon
Your roommate is you best friend
Settled for getting a D in a class
Spotted Daddy Yang on campus
Drinks too much coffee
You're either from the Bay or LA
Been attacked by birds at the UCen
Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip.
