Someonecalls Mondayat 10:00am tosay their childis bored.They wantearlypickup at3:31pm.Summer campemployee askus(Reservations) aquestion aboutthe printer."Whatplace arewe on thewaitlist?"Someonethreatens to dropoff their child whois not registeredfor Camp at theOSC.Drops offcamper atOSC for4Roots"Why are wedoing severeweatherpickup, its noteven raining?"WeirdCustodySituation™"My childis beingbullied"Summercampemployeecalls us tocall out."Last year Ididn't have to do(insert extremelyminorinconveniencehere)""This campis noteducationalenough"Weirdlyspecificsummer campmarketingemailCaregivergets madbecause ourcamp is "tooliberal""We missedthe waitlistdeadline, canwe still havethe spot?""I paid forlunch/snackand myCamperdidn't get it."VeronicaPopliCallsSkippingyour leastfavoriteparent onthe waitlistGets mad at usbecause theycan't remembertheir ACTIVEpassword.We called througha 30 personwaitlist the weekbefore the campstarts and no onewants the spot."My camperwas sick allweek, can Iget a fullrefund?""I can't comeinside to pickupbecause I'm notwearing shoes"Someonetries to doearly drop offat 4Rootscamp.Personallyoffended bythe limit ofone friendrequestCaregiverlied aboutcamperbeing pottytrained"I'm trying tosign my kid upfor camp, butit says waitlistonly...""My kid lefttheir Stanleyat camp, doyou still haveit?"Insane guilt tripbecause theycan't get arefund/can onlyget a partialrefundCaregiver saysthat they'restaying onsiteall day forsome reason."My childplayed soccerinstead of(insert camptheme here)"Campergets pickedup in acybertruckSomething goesterribly wrong onthe 4Rootscamp andReservationsgets blamed."Will mychild getto seeLIFE?"Signal 70during thefirst weekof campSomeonecalls Mondayat 10:00am tosay their childis bored.They wantearlypickup at3:31pm.Summer campemployee askus(Reservations) aquestion aboutthe printer."Whatplace arewe on thewaitlist?"Someonethreatens to dropoff their child whois not registeredfor Camp at theOSC.Drops offcamper atOSC for4Roots"Why are wedoing severeweatherpickup, its noteven raining?"WeirdCustodySituation™"My childis beingbullied"Summercampemployeecalls us tocall out."Last year Ididn't have to do(insert extremelyminorinconveniencehere)""This campis noteducationalenough"Weirdlyspecificsummer campmarketingemailCaregivergets madbecause ourcamp is "tooliberal""We missedthe waitlistdeadline, canwe still havethe spot?""I paid forlunch/snackand myCamperdidn't get it."VeronicaPopliCallsSkippingyour leastfavoriteparent onthe waitlistGets mad at usbecause theycan't remembertheir ACTIVEpassword.We called througha 30 personwaitlist the weekbefore the campstarts and no onewants the spot."My camperwas sick allweek, can Iget a fullrefund?""I can't comeinside to pickupbecause I'm notwearing shoes"Someonetries to doearly drop offat 4Rootscamp.Personallyoffended bythe limit ofone friendrequestCaregiverlied aboutcamperbeing pottytrained"I'm trying tosign my kid upfor camp, butit says waitlistonly...""My kid lefttheir Stanleyat camp, doyou still haveit?"Insane guilt tripbecause theycan't get arefund/can onlyget a partialrefundCaregiver saysthat they'restaying onsiteall day forsome reason."My childplayed soccerinstead of(insert camptheme here)"Campergets pickedup in acybertruckSomething goesterribly wrong onthe 4Rootscamp andReservationsgets blamed."Will mychild getto seeLIFE?"Signal 70during thefirst weekof camp

You See This Ball? What If It Was A Knife *Throws* - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone calls Monday at 10:00am to say their child is bored.
  2. They want early pickup at 3:31pm.
  3. Summer camp employee ask us (Reservations) a question about the printer.
  4. "What place are we on the waitlist?"
  5. Someone threatens to drop off their child who is not registered for Camp at the OSC.
  6. Drops off camper at OSC for 4Roots
  7. "Why are we doing severe weather pickup, its not even raining?"
  8. Weird Custody Situation™
  9. "My child is being bullied"
  10. Summer camp employee calls us to call out.
  11. "Last year I didn't have to do (insert extremely minor inconvenience here)"
  12. "This camp is not educational enough"
  13. Weirdly specific summer camp marketing email
  14. Caregiver gets mad because our camp is "too liberal"
  15. "We missed the waitlist deadline, can we still have the spot?"
  16. "I paid for lunch/snack and my Camper didn't get it."
  17. Veronica Popli Calls
  18. Skipping your least favorite parent on the waitlist
  19. Gets mad at us because they can't remember their ACTIVE password.
  20. We called through a 30 person waitlist the week before the camp starts and no one wants the spot.
  21. "My camper was sick all week, can I get a full refund?"
  22. "I can't come inside to pickup because I'm not wearing shoes"
  23. Someone tries to do early drop off at 4Roots camp.
  24. Personally offended by the limit of one friend request
  25. Caregiver lied about camper being potty trained
  26. "I'm trying to sign my kid up for camp, but it says waitlist only..."
  27. "My kid left their Stanley at camp, do you still have it?"
  28. Insane guilt trip because they can't get a refund/can only get a partial refund
  29. Caregiver says that they're staying onsite all day for some reason.
  30. "My child played soccer instead of (insert camp theme here)"
  31. Camper gets picked up in a cybertruck
  32. Something goes terribly wrong on the 4Roots camp and Reservations gets blamed.
  33. "Will my child get to see LIFE?"
  34. Signal 70 during the first week of camp