Died inside bc it’s12:45 you’re notdone rounding andyour attending istrying to talk abouta clinical trialOn your 8thprogress note ofthe dayconsideringleaving residencyfor consultingmidnightchicken tendersand curly friesfollowed byimmediateregret“You looktoo youngto be mydoctor!”Stuck behind aminivan going3mph up all 5floors of theparking garageDoing aprocedure forthe 1st timeand patient100% knows itArriving to noonconference at12:01 only forthere to be nofood leftCPRSinexplicablydeletes thenote you havebeen workingon for one hourskipped halfday of clinic butcould not enjoyit bc worriedabout beingfound outTeam is affrontedthat you want tonarrow abx forthe 20 y.o. withCAP onvanc/zosynGetting a 4:45admissionspecifically on theone day you haveplans and needto leave at 6Spending 45 mintrying to figure outhow to accomplisha simple task inepic bc you refuseto ask your seniorarriving first to arapid and thinkingwhy aren’t theycalling the drbefore realizingthat’s youadapting yourentire practice toan attendingspreference only forthe next attendingto tell you do thecomplete oppositeUnsure how toexplain that thereason the insulinregimen doesn’tmake sense isbecause youcompletely made itupLooking atthe clock 8hrs into nightshift and it’s9pmday 2 of rotation:wow I love thismaybe I want to dothis specialty! day 14of rotation: if I everhave to do this againI will literally passawaySTATpage fordiet orderignoring themeticulously craftedmultimodal pain regin the contingencyand going straightto oxy 5 on crosscoverTaking a gambleand reporting nomurmur bc youforgot to listen tothe patient only forthem to have aVI/VIrecoilingfrom themere sightof bajaJust saying “UAnon infectious” bcyou have no ideawhat to make ofthe urobilinogenin theresaw one ofyour patientsin the wild,took evasiveactionMade direct eyecontact w one of thechiefs whengrabbing your lunchand immediatelyleaving noonconferenceDied inside bc it’s12:45 you’re notdone rounding andyour attending istrying to talk abouta clinical trialOn your 8thprogress note ofthe dayconsideringleaving residencyfor consultingmidnightchicken tendersand curly friesfollowed byimmediateregret“You looktoo youngto be mydoctor!”Stuck behind aminivan going3mph up all 5floors of theparking garageDoing aprocedure forthe 1st timeand patient100% knows itArriving to noonconference at12:01 only forthere to be nofood leftCPRSinexplicablydeletes thenote you havebeen workingon for one hourskipped halfday of clinic butcould not enjoyit bc worriedabout beingfound outTeam is affrontedthat you want tonarrow abx forthe 20 y.o. withCAP onvanc/zosynGetting a 4:45admissionspecifically on theone day you haveplans and needto leave at 6Spending 45 mintrying to figure outhow to accomplisha simple task inepic bc you refuseto ask your seniorarriving first to arapid and thinkingwhy aren’t theycalling the drbefore realizingthat’s youadapting yourentire practice toan attendingspreference only forthe next attendingto tell you do thecomplete oppositeUnsure how toexplain that thereason the insulinregimen doesn’tmake sense isbecause youcompletely made itupLooking atthe clock 8hrs into nightshift and it’s9pmday 2 of rotation:wow I love thismaybe I want to dothis specialty! day 14of rotation: if I everhave to do this againI will literally passawaySTATpage fordiet orderignoring themeticulously craftedmultimodal pain regin the contingencyand going straightto oxy 5 on crosscoverTaking a gambleand reporting nomurmur bc youforgot to listen tothe patient only forthem to have aVI/VIrecoilingfrom themere sightof bajaJust saying “UAnon infectious” bcyou have no ideawhat to make ofthe urobilinogenin theresaw one ofyour patientsin the wild,took evasiveactionMade direct eyecontact w one of thechiefs whengrabbing your lunchand immediatelyleaving noonconference

Intern year bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Died inside bc it’s 12:45 you’re not done rounding and your attending is trying to talk about a clinical trial
  2. On your 8th progress note of the day considering leaving residency for consulting
  3. midnight chicken tenders and curly fries followed by immediate regret
  4. “You look too young to be my doctor!”
  5. Stuck behind a minivan going 3mph up all 5 floors of the parking garage
  6. Doing a procedure for the 1st time and patient 100% knows it
  7. Arriving to noon conference at 12:01 only for there to be no food left
  8. CPRS inexplicably deletes the note you have been working on for one hour
  9. skipped half day of clinic but could not enjoy it bc worried about being found out
  10. Team is affronted that you want to narrow abx for the 20 y.o. with CAP on vanc/zosyn
  11. Getting a 4:45 admission specifically on the one day you have plans and need to leave at 6
  12. Spending 45 min trying to figure out how to accomplish a simple task in epic bc you refuse to ask your senior
  13. arriving first to a rapid and thinking why aren’t they calling the dr before realizing that’s you
  14. adapting your entire practice to an attendings preference only for the next attending to tell you do the complete opposite
  15. Unsure how to explain that the reason the insulin regimen doesn’t make sense is because you completely made it up
  16. Looking at the clock 8 hrs into night shift and it’s 9pm
  17. day 2 of rotation: wow I love this maybe I want to do this specialty! day 14 of rotation: if I ever have to do this again I will literally pass away
  18. STAT page for diet order
  19. ignoring the meticulously crafted multimodal pain reg in the contingency and going straight to oxy 5 on cross cover
  20. Taking a gamble and reporting no murmur bc you forgot to listen to the patient only for them to have a VI/VI
  21. recoiling from the mere sight of baja
  22. Just saying “UA non infectious” bc you have no idea what to make of the urobilinogen in there
  23. saw one of your patients in the wild, took evasive action
  24. Made direct eye contact w one of the chiefs when grabbing your lunch and immediately leaving noon conference