Spending 45 mintrying to figure outhow to accomplisha simple task inepic bc you refuseto ask your senior“You looktoo youngto be mydoctor!”Taking a gambleand reporting nomurmur bc youforgot to listen tothe patient only forthem to have aVI/VIUnsure how toexplain that thereason the insulinregimen doesn’tmake sense isbecause youcompletely made ituprecoilingfrom themere sightof bajaignoring themeticulously craftedmultimodal pain regin the contingencyand going straightto oxy 5 on crosscoverGetting a 4:45admissionspecifically on theone day you haveplans and needto leave at 6Doing aprocedure forthe 1st timeand patient100% knows itCPRSinexplicablydeletes thenote you havebeen workingon for one hourDied inside bc it’s12:45 you’re notdone rounding andyour attending istrying to talk abouta clinical trialday 2 of rotation:wow I love thismaybe I want to dothis specialty! day 14of rotation: if I everhave to do this againI will literally passawayArriving to noonconference at12:01 only forthere to be nofood leftmidnightchicken tendersand curly friesfollowed byimmediateregretMade direct eyecontact w one of thechiefs whengrabbing your lunchand immediatelyleaving noonconferencearriving first to arapid and thinkingwhy aren’t theycalling the drbefore realizingthat’s youStuck behind aminivan going3mph up all 5floors of theparking garageLooking atthe clock 8hrs into nightshift and it’s9pmJust saying “UAnon infectious” bcyou have no ideawhat to make ofthe urobilinogenin thereOn your 8thprogress note ofthe dayconsideringleaving residencyfor consultingadapting yourentire practice toan attendingspreference only forthe next attendingto tell you do thecomplete oppositesaw one ofyour patientsin the wild,took evasiveactionskipped halfday of clinic butcould not enjoyit bc worriedabout beingfound outTeam is affrontedthat you want tonarrow abx forthe 20 y.o. withCAP onvanc/zosynSTATpage fordiet orderSpending 45 mintrying to figure outhow to accomplisha simple task inepic bc you refuseto ask your senior“You looktoo youngto be mydoctor!”Taking a gambleand reporting nomurmur bc youforgot to listen tothe patient only forthem to have aVI/VIUnsure how toexplain that thereason the insulinregimen doesn’tmake sense isbecause youcompletely made ituprecoilingfrom themere sightof bajaignoring themeticulously craftedmultimodal pain regin the contingencyand going straightto oxy 5 on crosscoverGetting a 4:45admissionspecifically on theone day you haveplans and needto leave at 6Doing aprocedure forthe 1st timeand patient100% knows itCPRSinexplicablydeletes thenote you havebeen workingon for one hourDied inside bc it’s12:45 you’re notdone rounding andyour attending istrying to talk abouta clinical trialday 2 of rotation:wow I love thismaybe I want to dothis specialty! day 14of rotation: if I everhave to do this againI will literally passawayArriving to noonconference at12:01 only forthere to be nofood leftmidnightchicken tendersand curly friesfollowed byimmediateregretMade direct eyecontact w one of thechiefs whengrabbing your lunchand immediatelyleaving noonconferencearriving first to arapid and thinkingwhy aren’t theycalling the drbefore realizingthat’s youStuck behind aminivan going3mph up all 5floors of theparking garageLooking atthe clock 8hrs into nightshift and it’s9pmJust saying “UAnon infectious” bcyou have no ideawhat to make ofthe urobilinogenin thereOn your 8thprogress note ofthe dayconsideringleaving residencyfor consultingadapting yourentire practice toan attendingspreference only forthe next attendingto tell you do thecomplete oppositesaw one ofyour patientsin the wild,took evasiveactionskipped halfday of clinic butcould not enjoyit bc worriedabout beingfound outTeam is affrontedthat you want tonarrow abx forthe 20 y.o. withCAP onvanc/zosynSTATpage fordiet order

Intern year bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Spending 45 min trying to figure out how to accomplish a simple task in epic bc you refuse to ask your senior
  2. “You look too young to be my doctor!”
  3. Taking a gamble and reporting no murmur bc you forgot to listen to the patient only for them to have a VI/VI
  4. Unsure how to explain that the reason the insulin regimen doesn’t make sense is because you completely made it up
  5. recoiling from the mere sight of baja
  6. ignoring the meticulously crafted multimodal pain reg in the contingency and going straight to oxy 5 on cross cover
  7. Getting a 4:45 admission specifically on the one day you have plans and need to leave at 6
  8. Doing a procedure for the 1st time and patient 100% knows it
  9. CPRS inexplicably deletes the note you have been working on for one hour
  10. Died inside bc it’s 12:45 you’re not done rounding and your attending is trying to talk about a clinical trial
  11. day 2 of rotation: wow I love this maybe I want to do this specialty! day 14 of rotation: if I ever have to do this again I will literally pass away
  12. Arriving to noon conference at 12:01 only for there to be no food left
  13. midnight chicken tenders and curly fries followed by immediate regret
  14. Made direct eye contact w one of the chiefs when grabbing your lunch and immediately leaving noon conference
  15. arriving first to a rapid and thinking why aren’t they calling the dr before realizing that’s you
  16. Stuck behind a minivan going 3mph up all 5 floors of the parking garage
  17. Looking at the clock 8 hrs into night shift and it’s 9pm
  18. Just saying “UA non infectious” bc you have no idea what to make of the urobilinogen in there
  19. On your 8th progress note of the day considering leaving residency for consulting
  20. adapting your entire practice to an attendings preference only for the next attending to tell you do the complete opposite
  21. saw one of your patients in the wild, took evasive action
  22. skipped half day of clinic but could not enjoy it bc worried about being found out
  23. Team is affronted that you want to narrow abx for the 20 y.o. with CAP on vanc/zosyn
  24. STAT page for diet order