ignoring themeticulously craftedmultimodal pain regin the contingencyand going straightto oxy 5 on crosscoverOn your 8thprogress note ofthe dayconsideringleaving residencyfor consultingsaw one ofyour patientsin the wild,took evasiveactionArriving to noonconference at12:01 only forthere to be nofood leftSpending 45 mintrying to figure outhow to accomplisha simple task inepic bc you refuseto ask your seniorDied inside bc it’s12:45 you’re notdone rounding andyour attending istrying to talk abouta clinical trialmidnightchicken tendersand curly friesfollowed byimmediateregretTaking a gambleand reporting nomurmur bc youforgot to listen tothe patient only forthem to have aVI/VIrecoilingfrom themere sightof bajaadapting yourentire practice toan attendingspreference only forthe next attendingto tell you do thecomplete oppositeJust saying “UAnon infectious” bcyou have no ideawhat to make ofthe urobilinogenin thereMade direct eyecontact w one of thechiefs whengrabbing your lunchand immediatelyleaving noonconferenceLooking atthe clock 8hrs into nightshift and it’s9pm“You looktoo youngto be mydoctor!”Unsure how toexplain that thereason the insulinregimen doesn’tmake sense isbecause youcompletely made itupDoing aprocedure forthe 1st timeand patient100% knows itday 2 of rotation:wow I love thismaybe I want to dothis specialty! day 14of rotation: if I everhave to do this againI will literally passawaySTATpage fordiet orderStuck behind aminivan going3mph up all 5floors of theparking garageCPRSinexplicablydeletes thenote you havebeen workingon for one hourTeam is affrontedthat you want tonarrow abx forthe 20 y.o. withCAP onvanc/zosynarriving first to arapid and thinkingwhy aren’t theycalling the drbefore realizingthat’s youGetting a 4:45admissionspecifically on theone day you haveplans and needto leave at 6skipped halfday of clinic butcould not enjoyit bc worriedabout beingfound outignoring themeticulously craftedmultimodal pain regin the contingencyand going straightto oxy 5 on crosscoverOn your 8thprogress note ofthe dayconsideringleaving residencyfor consultingsaw one ofyour patientsin the wild,took evasiveactionArriving to noonconference at12:01 only forthere to be nofood leftSpending 45 mintrying to figure outhow to accomplisha simple task inepic bc you refuseto ask your seniorDied inside bc it’s12:45 you’re notdone rounding andyour attending istrying to talk abouta clinical trialmidnightchicken tendersand curly friesfollowed byimmediateregretTaking a gambleand reporting nomurmur bc youforgot to listen tothe patient only forthem to have aVI/VIrecoilingfrom themere sightof bajaadapting yourentire practice toan attendingspreference only forthe next attendingto tell you do thecomplete oppositeJust saying “UAnon infectious” bcyou have no ideawhat to make ofthe urobilinogenin thereMade direct eyecontact w one of thechiefs whengrabbing your lunchand immediatelyleaving noonconferenceLooking atthe clock 8hrs into nightshift and it’s9pm“You looktoo youngto be mydoctor!”Unsure how toexplain that thereason the insulinregimen doesn’tmake sense isbecause youcompletely made itupDoing aprocedure forthe 1st timeand patient100% knows itday 2 of rotation:wow I love thismaybe I want to dothis specialty! day 14of rotation: if I everhave to do this againI will literally passawaySTATpage fordiet orderStuck behind aminivan going3mph up all 5floors of theparking garageCPRSinexplicablydeletes thenote you havebeen workingon for one hourTeam is affrontedthat you want tonarrow abx forthe 20 y.o. withCAP onvanc/zosynarriving first to arapid and thinkingwhy aren’t theycalling the drbefore realizingthat’s youGetting a 4:45admissionspecifically on theone day you haveplans and needto leave at 6skipped halfday of clinic butcould not enjoyit bc worriedabout beingfound out

Intern year bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. ignoring the meticulously crafted multimodal pain reg in the contingency and going straight to oxy 5 on cross cover
  2. On your 8th progress note of the day considering leaving residency for consulting
  3. saw one of your patients in the wild, took evasive action
  4. Arriving to noon conference at 12:01 only for there to be no food left
  5. Spending 45 min trying to figure out how to accomplish a simple task in epic bc you refuse to ask your senior
  6. Died inside bc it’s 12:45 you’re not done rounding and your attending is trying to talk about a clinical trial
  7. midnight chicken tenders and curly fries followed by immediate regret
  8. Taking a gamble and reporting no murmur bc you forgot to listen to the patient only for them to have a VI/VI
  9. recoiling from the mere sight of baja
  10. adapting your entire practice to an attendings preference only for the next attending to tell you do the complete opposite
  11. Just saying “UA non infectious” bc you have no idea what to make of the urobilinogen in there
  12. Made direct eye contact w one of the chiefs when grabbing your lunch and immediately leaving noon conference
  13. Looking at the clock 8 hrs into night shift and it’s 9pm
  14. “You look too young to be my doctor!”
  15. Unsure how to explain that the reason the insulin regimen doesn’t make sense is because you completely made it up
  16. Doing a procedure for the 1st time and patient 100% knows it
  17. day 2 of rotation: wow I love this maybe I want to do this specialty! day 14 of rotation: if I ever have to do this again I will literally pass away
  18. STAT page for diet order
  19. Stuck behind a minivan going 3mph up all 5 floors of the parking garage
  20. CPRS inexplicably deletes the note you have been working on for one hour
  21. Team is affronted that you want to narrow abx for the 20 y.o. with CAP on vanc/zosyn
  22. arriving first to a rapid and thinking why aren’t they calling the dr before realizing that’s you
  23. Getting a 4:45 admission specifically on the one day you have plans and need to leave at 6
  24. skipped half day of clinic but could not enjoy it bc worried about being found out