saw one ofyour patientsin the wild,took evasiveaction“You looktoo youngto be mydoctor!”skipped halfday of clinic butcould not enjoyit bc worriedabout beingfound outMade direct eyecontact w one of thechiefs whengrabbing your lunchand immediatelyleaving noonconferenceUnsure how toexplain that thereason the insulinregimen doesn’tmake sense isbecause youcompletely made itupSTATpage fordiet orderadapting yourentire practice toan attendingspreference only forthe next attendingto tell you do thecomplete oppositeDoing aprocedure forthe 1st timeand patient100% knows itday 2 of rotation:wow I love thismaybe I want to dothis specialty! day 14of rotation: if I everhave to do this againI will literally passawaymidnightchicken tendersand curly friesfollowed byimmediateregretStuck behind aminivan going3mph up all 5floors of theparking garageSpending 45 mintrying to figure outhow to accomplisha simple task inepic bc you refuseto ask your seniorDied inside bc it’s12:45 you’re notdone rounding andyour attending istrying to talk abouta clinical trialGetting a 4:45admissionspecifically on theone day you haveplans and needto leave at 6ignoring themeticulously craftedmultimodal pain regin the contingencyand going straightto oxy 5 on crosscoverArriving to noonconference at12:01 only forthere to be nofood leftLooking atthe clock 8hrs into nightshift and it’s9pmJust saying “UAnon infectious” bcyou have no ideawhat to make ofthe urobilinogenin thererecoilingfrom themere sightof bajaCPRSinexplicablydeletes thenote you havebeen workingon for one hourarriving first to arapid and thinkingwhy aren’t theycalling the drbefore realizingthat’s youTeam is affrontedthat you want tonarrow abx forthe 20 y.o. withCAP onvanc/zosynTaking a gambleand reporting nomurmur bc youforgot to listen tothe patient only forthem to have aVI/VIOn your 8thprogress note ofthe dayconsideringleaving residencyfor consultingsaw one ofyour patientsin the wild,took evasiveaction“You looktoo youngto be mydoctor!”skipped halfday of clinic butcould not enjoyit bc worriedabout beingfound outMade direct eyecontact w one of thechiefs whengrabbing your lunchand immediatelyleaving noonconferenceUnsure how toexplain that thereason the insulinregimen doesn’tmake sense isbecause youcompletely made itupSTATpage fordiet orderadapting yourentire practice toan attendingspreference only forthe next attendingto tell you do thecomplete oppositeDoing aprocedure forthe 1st timeand patient100% knows itday 2 of rotation:wow I love thismaybe I want to dothis specialty! day 14of rotation: if I everhave to do this againI will literally passawaymidnightchicken tendersand curly friesfollowed byimmediateregretStuck behind aminivan going3mph up all 5floors of theparking garageSpending 45 mintrying to figure outhow to accomplisha simple task inepic bc you refuseto ask your seniorDied inside bc it’s12:45 you’re notdone rounding andyour attending istrying to talk abouta clinical trialGetting a 4:45admissionspecifically on theone day you haveplans and needto leave at 6ignoring themeticulously craftedmultimodal pain regin the contingencyand going straightto oxy 5 on crosscoverArriving to noonconference at12:01 only forthere to be nofood leftLooking atthe clock 8hrs into nightshift and it’s9pmJust saying “UAnon infectious” bcyou have no ideawhat to make ofthe urobilinogenin thererecoilingfrom themere sightof bajaCPRSinexplicablydeletes thenote you havebeen workingon for one hourarriving first to arapid and thinkingwhy aren’t theycalling the drbefore realizingthat’s youTeam is affrontedthat you want tonarrow abx forthe 20 y.o. withCAP onvanc/zosynTaking a gambleand reporting nomurmur bc youforgot to listen tothe patient only forthem to have aVI/VIOn your 8thprogress note ofthe dayconsideringleaving residencyfor consulting

Intern year bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. saw one of your patients in the wild, took evasive action
  2. “You look too young to be my doctor!”
  3. skipped half day of clinic but could not enjoy it bc worried about being found out
  4. Made direct eye contact w one of the chiefs when grabbing your lunch and immediately leaving noon conference
  5. Unsure how to explain that the reason the insulin regimen doesn’t make sense is because you completely made it up
  6. STAT page for diet order
  7. adapting your entire practice to an attendings preference only for the next attending to tell you do the complete opposite
  8. Doing a procedure for the 1st time and patient 100% knows it
  9. day 2 of rotation: wow I love this maybe I want to do this specialty! day 14 of rotation: if I ever have to do this again I will literally pass away
  10. midnight chicken tenders and curly fries followed by immediate regret
  11. Stuck behind a minivan going 3mph up all 5 floors of the parking garage
  12. Spending 45 min trying to figure out how to accomplish a simple task in epic bc you refuse to ask your senior
  13. Died inside bc it’s 12:45 you’re not done rounding and your attending is trying to talk about a clinical trial
  14. Getting a 4:45 admission specifically on the one day you have plans and need to leave at 6
  15. ignoring the meticulously crafted multimodal pain reg in the contingency and going straight to oxy 5 on cross cover
  16. Arriving to noon conference at 12:01 only for there to be no food left
  17. Looking at the clock 8 hrs into night shift and it’s 9pm
  18. Just saying “UA non infectious” bc you have no idea what to make of the urobilinogen in there
  19. recoiling from the mere sight of baja
  20. CPRS inexplicably deletes the note you have been working on for one hour
  21. arriving first to a rapid and thinking why aren’t they calling the dr before realizing that’s you
  22. Team is affronted that you want to narrow abx for the 20 y.o. with CAP on vanc/zosyn
  23. Taking a gamble and reporting no murmur bc you forgot to listen to the patient only for them to have a VI/VI
  24. On your 8th progress note of the day considering leaving residency for consulting