unpromptedcanon lawlecture fromretireeany missionbut theGreatCommissionmansplainingmoralistictherapeuticdeismpatronizingtalk re theDTESyoungpeople thefuture ofthe church"divine""sacred""spirit" butNOT Godvastlyoverestimatingthe influenceof the ACCworldCRISIS thatACC canand clearlymust solveproceduralinstitutionalnonsensepatronizingtalk rehomelessnesspeople orchurchgraspingdesperatelyat relevancesecular"innovations"that arealreadyoutdatedcreation careor climatejusticeverging intopantheismwhitepeopletalk aboutracismasininebudgetquestionsperformativeLGBTQ+allyshipthe gospelis...housingpolicy?Richardrohr,spong, etcJesusgood,Paul bad"sacramental"self-righteoussuperiorityover "thoseotherChristians"whatecclesiology?(faith/spiritual)JOURNEYcringechancellortrying tokeep it onthe railsliturgicalabuse"communityof faith"(which faithwho knows)some kindof point oforderunnecessarymotionsamendmentsonamendmentsthe churchis thepeople notthe buildingclarify whatis actuallybeing votedonbeing vaguelynice by currentculturalstandards =heckin goodChristianity!asininebudgetquestionsthe churchis thepeople notthe buildingperformativewhite guilt"we are calledto!" "will we..." -insert socialjustice activism-(cf Rutledge)clericalismold peopletalk aboutwhat theyoungs wantcreatorredeemersanctifierrelativismpwr-da-efftheycallednow?phoneringsduringprayerquestion orcommentthat wasliterally justaddressedchancellorcorrectingsomeone onprocedureour missionand ministry!is! propertydevelopment!torturedgroupactivitysoftPelagianismwordvomitingoverproceduresomeonefallingasleep"viamedia"vagueprogressiveyearningvibesknittingorcrochetlow-keyshamethat we'rea churchfake anti-clericalismthat's actuallymoreclericalistunpromptedcanon lawlecture fromretireeany missionbut theGreatCommissionmansplainingmoralistictherapeuticdeismpatronizingtalk re theDTESyoungpeople thefuture ofthe church"divine""sacred""spirit" butNOT Godvastlyoverestimatingthe influenceof the ACCworldCRISIS thatACC canand clearlymust solveproceduralinstitutionalnonsensepatronizingtalk rehomelessnesspeople orchurchgraspingdesperatelyat relevancesecular"innovations"that arealreadyoutdatedcreation careor climatejusticeverging intopantheismwhitepeopletalk aboutracismasininebudgetquestionsperformativeLGBTQ+allyshipthe gospelis...housingpolicy?Richardrohr,spong, etcJesusgood,Paul bad"sacramental"self-righteoussuperiorityover "thoseotherChristians"whatecclesiology?(faith/spiritual)JOURNEYcringechancellortrying tokeep it onthe railsliturgicalabuse"communityof faith"(which faithwho knows)some kindof point oforderunnecessarymotionsamendmentsonamendmentsthe churchis thepeople notthe buildingclarify whatis actuallybeing votedonbeing vaguelynice by currentculturalstandards =heckin goodChristianity!asininebudgetquestionsthe churchis thepeople notthe buildingperformativewhite guilt"we are calledto!" "will we..." -insert socialjustice activism-(cf Rutledge)clericalismold peopletalk aboutwhat theyoungs wantcreatorredeemersanctifierrelativismpwr-da-efftheycallednow?phoneringsduringprayerquestion orcommentthat wasliterally justaddressedchancellorcorrectingsomeone onprocedureour missionand ministry!is! propertydevelopment!torturedgroupactivitysoftPelagianismwordvomitingoverproceduresomeonefallingasleep"viamedia"vagueprogressiveyearningvibesknittingorcrochetlow-keyshamethat we'rea churchfake anti-clericalismthat's actuallymoreclericalist

synnin at synod - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. unprompted canon law lecture from retiree
  2. any mission but the Great Commission
  3. mansplaining
  4. moralistic therapeutic deism
  5. patronizing talk re the DTES
  6. young people the future of the church
  7. "divine" "sacred" "spirit" but NOT God
  8. vastly overestimating the influence of the ACC
  9. world CRISIS that ACC can and clearly must solve
  10. procedural institutional nonsense
  11. patronizing talk re homelessness
  12. people or church grasping desperately at relevance
  13. secular "innovations" that are already outdated
  14. creation care or climate justice verging into pantheism
  15. white people talk about racism
  16. asinine budget questions
  17. performative LGBTQ+ allyship
  18. the gospel is... housing policy?
  19. Richard rohr, spong, etc
  20. Jesus good, Paul bad
  21. "sacramental"
  22. self-righteous superiority over "those other Christians"
  23. what ecclesiology?
  24. (faith/spiritual) JOURNEY
  25. cringe
  26. chancellor trying to keep it on the rails
  27. liturgical abuse
  28. "community of faith" (which faith who knows)
  29. some kind of point of order
  30. unnecessary motions
  31. amendments on amendments
  32. the church is the people not the building
  33. clarify what is actually being voted on
  34. being vaguely nice by current cultural standards = heckin good Christianity!
  35. asinine budget questions
  36. the church is the people not the building
  37. performative white guilt
  38. "we are called to!" "will we..." -insert social justice activism- (cf Rutledge)
  39. clericalism
  40. old people talk about what the youngs want
  41. creator redeemer sanctifier
  42. relativism
  43. pwr-da-eff they called now?
  44. phone rings during prayer
  45. question or comment that was literally just addressed
  46. chancellor correcting someone on procedure
  47. our mission and ministry! is! property development!
  48. tortured group activity
  49. soft Pelagianism
  50. word vomiting over procedure
  51. someone falling asleep
  52. "via media"
  53. vague progressive yearning vibes
  54. knitting or crochet
  55. low-key shame that we're a church
  56. fake anti-clericalism that's actually more clericalist