proceduralinstitutionalnonsensephoneringsduringprayerpatronizingtalk re theDTESold peopletalk aboutwhat theyoungs wantchancellorcorrectingsomeone onprocedurechancellortrying tokeep it onthe railsunpromptedcanon lawlecture fromretireevagueprogressiveyearningvibes"sacramental"someonefallingasleep"we are calledto!" "will we..." -insert socialjustice activism-(cf Rutledge)fake anti-clericalismthat's actuallymoreclericalistvastlyoverestimatingthe influenceof the ACCyoungpeople thefuture ofthe churchasininebudgetquestionswordvomitingoverprocedure(faith/spiritual)JOURNEYcreatorredeemersanctifierpatronizingtalk rehomelessnesstorturedgroupactivityasininebudgetquestionsthe gospelis...housingpolicy?amendmentsonamendmentsmoralistictherapeuticdeismwhitepeopletalk aboutracism"viamedia""communityof faith"(which faithwho knows)question orcommentthat wasliterally justaddressedany missionbut theGreatCommissionliturgicalabusecringepwr-da-efftheycallednow?performativewhite guiltsoftPelagianismthe churchis thepeople notthe buildingRichardrohr,spong, etcself-righteoussuperiorityover "thoseotherChristians""divine""sacred""spirit" butNOT Godwhatecclesiology?clericalismrelativismunnecessarymotionsperformativeLGBTQ+allyshipworldCRISIS thatACC canand clearlymust solvecreation careor climatejusticeverging intopantheismclarify whatis actuallybeing votedonJesusgood,Paul badour missionand ministry!is! propertydevelopment!knittingorcrochetthe churchis thepeople notthe buildingsome kindof point ofordersecular"innovations"that arealreadyoutdatedlow-keyshamethat we'rea churchpeople orchurchgraspingdesperatelyat relevancebeing vaguelynice by currentculturalstandards =heckin goodChristianity!mansplainingproceduralinstitutionalnonsensephoneringsduringprayerpatronizingtalk re theDTESold peopletalk aboutwhat theyoungs wantchancellorcorrectingsomeone onprocedurechancellortrying tokeep it onthe railsunpromptedcanon lawlecture fromretireevagueprogressiveyearningvibes"sacramental"someonefallingasleep"we are calledto!" "will we..." -insert socialjustice activism-(cf Rutledge)fake anti-clericalismthat's actuallymoreclericalistvastlyoverestimatingthe influenceof the ACCyoungpeople thefuture ofthe churchasininebudgetquestionswordvomitingoverprocedure(faith/spiritual)JOURNEYcreatorredeemersanctifierpatronizingtalk rehomelessnesstorturedgroupactivityasininebudgetquestionsthe gospelis...housingpolicy?amendmentsonamendmentsmoralistictherapeuticdeismwhitepeopletalk aboutracism"viamedia""communityof faith"(which faithwho knows)question orcommentthat wasliterally justaddressedany missionbut theGreatCommissionliturgicalabusecringepwr-da-efftheycallednow?performativewhite guiltsoftPelagianismthe churchis thepeople notthe buildingRichardrohr,spong, etcself-righteoussuperiorityover "thoseotherChristians""divine""sacred""spirit" butNOT Godwhatecclesiology?clericalismrelativismunnecessarymotionsperformativeLGBTQ+allyshipworldCRISIS thatACC canand clearlymust solvecreation careor climatejusticeverging intopantheismclarify whatis actuallybeing votedonJesusgood,Paul badour missionand ministry!is! propertydevelopment!knittingorcrochetthe churchis thepeople notthe buildingsome kindof point ofordersecular"innovations"that arealreadyoutdatedlow-keyshamethat we'rea churchpeople orchurchgraspingdesperatelyat relevancebeing vaguelynice by currentculturalstandards =heckin goodChristianity!mansplaining

synnin at synod - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. procedural institutional nonsense
  2. phone rings during prayer
  3. patronizing talk re the DTES
  4. old people talk about what the youngs want
  5. chancellor correcting someone on procedure
  6. chancellor trying to keep it on the rails
  7. unprompted canon law lecture from retiree
  8. vague progressive yearning vibes
  9. "sacramental"
  10. someone falling asleep
  11. "we are called to!" "will we..." -insert social justice activism- (cf Rutledge)
  12. fake anti-clericalism that's actually more clericalist
  13. vastly overestimating the influence of the ACC
  14. young people the future of the church
  15. asinine budget questions
  16. word vomiting over procedure
  17. (faith/spiritual) JOURNEY
  18. creator redeemer sanctifier
  19. patronizing talk re homelessness
  20. tortured group activity
  21. asinine budget questions
  22. the gospel is... housing policy?
  23. amendments on amendments
  24. moralistic therapeutic deism
  25. white people talk about racism
  26. "via media"
  27. "community of faith" (which faith who knows)
  28. question or comment that was literally just addressed
  29. any mission but the Great Commission
  30. liturgical abuse
  31. cringe
  32. pwr-da-eff they called now?
  33. performative white guilt
  34. soft Pelagianism
  35. the church is the people not the building
  36. Richard rohr, spong, etc
  37. self-righteous superiority over "those other Christians"
  38. "divine" "sacred" "spirit" but NOT God
  39. what ecclesiology?
  40. clericalism
  41. relativism
  42. unnecessary motions
  43. performative LGBTQ+ allyship
  44. world CRISIS that ACC can and clearly must solve
  45. creation care or climate justice verging into pantheism
  46. clarify what is actually being voted on
  47. Jesus good, Paul bad
  48. our mission and ministry! is! property development!
  49. knitting or crochet
  50. the church is the people not the building
  51. some kind of point of order
  52. secular "innovations" that are already outdated
  53. low-key shame that we're a church
  54. people or church grasping desperately at relevance
  55. being vaguely nice by current cultural standards = heckin good Christianity!
  56. mansplaining