Self-deprecationto fish forsympathySorryyou feelthat wayBlamesmentalillness orpoorjudgmentMakesthreats ifthey don'tget their wayVery clearlyreading ascript orusing atemplateCasuallyleaks privateconversations"I'vesufferedtoo, youknow"Brings intheir petto lookinnocentFaketearsSorrythey gotcaughtDeniesknowledge ofsubsequentharassmentfrom theirtoadiesThrows otherfriends orfollowersunder thebusDeletes ortampers withevidence tolook betterGaslightingLets slip evenshittier thingsthey've donethat nobodyknew aboutSpends morethan half thevideo/postwhining aboutTHEIR pain"But wehad somany goodtimes""You wenttoo far bycuttingties!""I gothacked / itwasn'tme!"Doesn'tknow (orcare) whatthey didwrongForgets toactuallyapologizeOnlyapologizingbecause thefallout isharming theirimageBlamesthevictim"Bothsides"Self-deprecationto fish forsympathySorryyou feelthat wayBlamesmentalillness orpoorjudgmentMakesthreats ifthey don'tget their wayVery clearlyreading ascript orusing atemplateCasuallyleaks privateconversations"I'vesufferedtoo, youknow"Brings intheir petto lookinnocentFaketearsSorrythey gotcaughtDeniesknowledge ofsubsequentharassmentfrom theirtoadiesThrows otherfriends orfollowersunder thebusDeletes ortampers withevidence tolook betterGaslightingLets slip evenshittier thingsthey've donethat nobodyknew aboutSpends morethan half thevideo/postwhining aboutTHEIR pain"But wehad somany goodtimes""You wenttoo far bycuttingties!""I gothacked / itwasn'tme!"Doesn'tknow (orcare) whatthey didwrongForgets toactuallyapologizeOnlyapologizingbecause thefallout isharming theirimageBlamesthevictim"Bothsides"

Internet Apology Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Self-deprecation to fish for sympathy
  2. Sorry you feel that way
  3. Blames mental illness or poor judgment
  4. Makes threats if they don't get their way
  5. Very clearly reading a script or using a template
  6. Casually leaks private conversations
  7. "I've suffered too, you know"
  8. Brings in their pet to look innocent
  9. Fake tears
  10. Sorry they got caught
  11. Denies knowledge of subsequent harassment from their toadies
  12. Throws other friends or followers under the bus
  13. Deletes or tampers with evidence to look better
  14. Gaslighting
  15. Lets slip even shittier things they've done that nobody knew about
  16. Spends more than half the video/post whining about THEIR pain
  17. "But we had so many good times"
  18. "You went too far by cutting ties!"
  19. "I got hacked / it wasn't me!"
  20. Doesn't know (or care) what they did wrong
  21. Forgets to actually apologize
  22. Only apologizing because the fallout is harming their image
  23. Blames the victim
  24. "Both sides"