Deniesknowledge ofsubsequentharassmentfrom theirtoadies"You wenttoo far bycuttingties!"Very clearlyreading ascript orusing atemplateSorrythey gotcaught"Bothsides"Self-deprecationto fish forsympathySorryyou feelthat waySpends morethan half thevideo/postwhining aboutTHEIR painForgets toactuallyapologizeDoesn'tknow (orcare) whatthey didwrongMakesthreats ifthey don'tget their wayCasuallyleaks privateconversationsFaketearsBrings intheir petto lookinnocentGaslightingBlamesmentalillness orpoorjudgment"I'vesufferedtoo, youknow"BlamesthevictimDeletes ortampers withevidence tolook better"But wehad somany goodtimes"Onlyapologizingbecause thefallout isharming theirimageThrows otherfriends orfollowersunder thebusLets slip evenshittier thingsthey've donethat nobodyknew about"I gothacked / itwasn'tme!"Deniesknowledge ofsubsequentharassmentfrom theirtoadies"You wenttoo far bycuttingties!"Very clearlyreading ascript orusing atemplateSorrythey gotcaught"Bothsides"Self-deprecationto fish forsympathySorryyou feelthat waySpends morethan half thevideo/postwhining aboutTHEIR painForgets toactuallyapologizeDoesn'tknow (orcare) whatthey didwrongMakesthreats ifthey don'tget their wayCasuallyleaks privateconversationsFaketearsBrings intheir petto lookinnocentGaslightingBlamesmentalillness orpoorjudgment"I'vesufferedtoo, youknow"BlamesthevictimDeletes ortampers withevidence tolook better"But wehad somany goodtimes"Onlyapologizingbecause thefallout isharming theirimageThrows otherfriends orfollowersunder thebusLets slip evenshittier thingsthey've donethat nobodyknew about"I gothacked / itwasn'tme!"

Internet Apology Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Denies knowledge of subsequent harassment from their toadies
  2. "You went too far by cutting ties!"
  3. Very clearly reading a script or using a template
  4. Sorry they got caught
  5. "Both sides"
  6. Self-deprecation to fish for sympathy
  7. Sorry you feel that way
  8. Spends more than half the video/post whining about THEIR pain
  9. Forgets to actually apologize
  10. Doesn't know (or care) what they did wrong
  11. Makes threats if they don't get their way
  12. Casually leaks private conversations
  13. Fake tears
  14. Brings in their pet to look innocent
  15. Gaslighting
  16. Blames mental illness or poor judgment
  17. "I've suffered too, you know"
  18. Blames the victim
  19. Deletes or tampers with evidence to look better
  20. "But we had so many good times"
  21. Only apologizing because the fallout is harming their image
  22. Throws other friends or followers under the bus
  23. Lets slip even shittier things they've done that nobody knew about
  24. "I got hacked / it wasn't me!"