Starts to saysomething andtakes an unusualpause...or multiplepauses… perhapschewingDiscussdietaryrestrictions“No nono nono”Startsawkwardquestion with“so Kenneth…”or “so Allie…”Elicits eyeroll fromAdeleGetscalled outby LoganDiscussesAllie orKenneth’sweightKneadsneck lumplike breaddoughMoves barstool towrong partof counterDiscusseshow currentportion sizeis half ofpreviousFalls asleepon thecouch (withshoes)Speakswith foodin mouthSpeaks withexpertise ona topic heknowsnothing aboutAbsurd mealtime/foodsuggestionfor toddlersTells Logan torelax or thathe’s beingsensitive or tocalm down“Whoawhoawhoa” tothe kidsHumsgrandfatherclock chimestune atrandomTalks aboutnumber ofpounds lostIs adomineeringassholePassiveaggressivecommentsabout lack ofhousingPostsextensiverecap toFacebookTalks about hisweight loss andorders somethingunhealthy insame mealperiodMakes a bigdeal out ofpaying forsomethingChewswithmouthopenMakesgrandfatherclocknoisesHorrified bygracesnudity/pottytrainingbehaviorStarts to saysomething andtakes an unusualpause...or multiplepauses… perhapschewingDiscussdietaryrestrictions“No nono nono”Startsawkwardquestion with“so Kenneth…”or “so Allie…”Elicits eyeroll fromAdeleGetscalled outby LoganDiscussesAllie orKenneth’sweightKneadsneck lumplike breaddoughMoves barstool towrong partof counterDiscusseshow currentportion sizeis half ofpreviousFalls asleepon thecouch (withshoes)Speakswith foodin mouthSpeaks withexpertise ona topic heknowsnothing aboutAbsurd mealtime/foodsuggestionfor toddlersTells Logan torelax or thathe’s beingsensitive or tocalm down“Whoawhoawhoa” tothe kidsHumsgrandfatherclock chimestune atrandomTalks aboutnumber ofpounds lostIs adomineeringassholePassiveaggressivecommentsabout lack ofhousingPostsextensiverecap toFacebookTalks about hisweight loss andorders somethingunhealthy insame mealperiodMakes a bigdeal out ofpaying forsomethingChewswithmouthopenMakesgrandfatherclocknoisesHorrified bygracesnudity/pottytrainingbehavior

John Bingo June 25 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Starts to say something and takes an unusual pause...or multiple pauses… perhaps chewing
  2. Discuss dietary restrictions
  3. “No no no no no”
  4. Starts awkward question with “so Kenneth…” or “so Allie…”
  5. Elicits eye roll from Adele
  6. Gets called out by Logan
  7. Discusses Allie or Kenneth’s weight
  8. Kneads neck lump like bread dough
  9. Moves bar stool to wrong part of counter
  10. Discusses how current portion size is half of previous
  11. Falls asleep on the couch (with shoes)
  12. Speaks with food in mouth
  13. Speaks with expertise on a topic he knows nothing about
  14. Absurd meal time/food suggestion for toddlers
  15. Tells Logan to relax or that he’s being sensitive or to calm down
  16. “Whoa whoa whoa” to the kids
  17. Hums grandfather clock chimes tune at random
  18. Talks about number of pounds lost
  19. Is a domineering asshole
  20. Passive aggressive comments about lack of housing
  21. Posts extensive recap to Facebook
  22. Talks about his weight loss and orders something unhealthy in same meal period
  23. Makes a big deal out of paying for something
  24. Chews with mouth open
  25. Makes grandfather clock noises
  26. Horrified by graces nudity/potty training behavior