Falls asleepon thecouch (withshoes)Discussdietaryrestrictions“No nono nono”MakesgrandfatherclocknoisesElicits eyeroll fromAdeleMoves barstool towrong partof counterMakes a bigdeal out ofpaying forsomethingTalks aboutnumber ofpounds lostKneadsneck lumplike breaddoughTalks about hisweight loss andorders somethingunhealthy insame mealperiodStartsawkwardquestion with“so Kenneth…”or “so Allie…”Speaks withexpertise ona topic heknowsnothing aboutPassiveaggressivecommentsabout lack ofhousingHumsgrandfatherclock chimestune atrandom“Whoawhoawhoa” tothe kidsAbsurd mealtime/foodsuggestionfor toddlersGetscalled outby LoganStarts to saysomething andtakes an unusualpause...or multiplepauses… perhapschewingTells Logan torelax or thathe’s beingsensitive or tocalm downDiscussesAllie orKenneth’sweightPostsextensiverecap toFacebookIs adomineeringassholeDiscusseshow currentportion sizeis half ofpreviousHorrified bygracesnudity/pottytrainingbehaviorSpeakswith foodin mouthChewswithmouthopenFalls asleepon thecouch (withshoes)Discussdietaryrestrictions“No nono nono”MakesgrandfatherclocknoisesElicits eyeroll fromAdeleMoves barstool towrong partof counterMakes a bigdeal out ofpaying forsomethingTalks aboutnumber ofpounds lostKneadsneck lumplike breaddoughTalks about hisweight loss andorders somethingunhealthy insame mealperiodStartsawkwardquestion with“so Kenneth…”or “so Allie…”Speaks withexpertise ona topic heknowsnothing aboutPassiveaggressivecommentsabout lack ofhousingHumsgrandfatherclock chimestune atrandom“Whoawhoawhoa” tothe kidsAbsurd mealtime/foodsuggestionfor toddlersGetscalled outby LoganStarts to saysomething andtakes an unusualpause...or multiplepauses… perhapschewingTells Logan torelax or thathe’s beingsensitive or tocalm downDiscussesAllie orKenneth’sweightPostsextensiverecap toFacebookIs adomineeringassholeDiscusseshow currentportion sizeis half ofpreviousHorrified bygracesnudity/pottytrainingbehaviorSpeakswith foodin mouthChewswithmouthopen

John Bingo June 25 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Falls asleep on the couch (with shoes)
  2. Discuss dietary restrictions
  3. “No no no no no”
  4. Makes grandfather clock noises
  5. Elicits eye roll from Adele
  6. Moves bar stool to wrong part of counter
  7. Makes a big deal out of paying for something
  8. Talks about number of pounds lost
  9. Kneads neck lump like bread dough
  10. Talks about his weight loss and orders something unhealthy in same meal period
  11. Starts awkward question with “so Kenneth…” or “so Allie…”
  12. Speaks with expertise on a topic he knows nothing about
  13. Passive aggressive comments about lack of housing
  14. Hums grandfather clock chimes tune at random
  15. “Whoa whoa whoa” to the kids
  16. Absurd meal time/food suggestion for toddlers
  17. Gets called out by Logan
  18. Starts to say something and takes an unusual pause...or multiple pauses… perhaps chewing
  19. Tells Logan to relax or that he’s being sensitive or to calm down
  20. Discusses Allie or Kenneth’s weight
  21. Posts extensive recap to Facebook
  22. Is a domineering asshole
  23. Discusses how current portion size is half of previous
  24. Horrified by graces nudity/potty training behavior
  25. Speaks with food in mouth
  26. Chews with mouth open