Kneadsneck lumplike breaddoughHumsgrandfatherclock chimestune atrandomPassiveaggressivecommentsabout lack ofhousing“Whoawhoawhoa” tothe kidsMakes a bigdeal out ofpaying forsomethingSpeaks withexpertise ona topic heknowsnothing about“No nono nono”DiscussesAllie orKenneth’sweightStarts to saysomething andtakes an unusualpause...or multiplepauses… perhapschewingElicits eyeroll fromAdeleStartsawkwardquestion with“so Kenneth…”or “so Allie…”DiscussdietaryrestrictionsDiscusseshow currentportion sizeis half ofpreviousHorrified bygracesnudity/pottytrainingbehaviorSpeakswith foodin mouthTalks aboutnumber ofpounds lostGetscalled outby LoganIs adomineeringassholePostsextensiverecap toFacebookTells Logan torelax or thathe’s beingsensitive or tocalm downChewswithmouthopenAbsurd mealtime/foodsuggestionfor toddlersFalls asleepon thecouch (withshoes)MakesgrandfatherclocknoisesTalks about hisweight loss andorders somethingunhealthy insame mealperiodMoves barstool towrong partof counterKneadsneck lumplike breaddoughHumsgrandfatherclock chimestune atrandomPassiveaggressivecommentsabout lack ofhousing“Whoawhoawhoa” tothe kidsMakes a bigdeal out ofpaying forsomethingSpeaks withexpertise ona topic heknowsnothing about“No nono nono”DiscussesAllie orKenneth’sweightStarts to saysomething andtakes an unusualpause...or multiplepauses… perhapschewingElicits eyeroll fromAdeleStartsawkwardquestion with“so Kenneth…”or “so Allie…”DiscussdietaryrestrictionsDiscusseshow currentportion sizeis half ofpreviousHorrified bygracesnudity/pottytrainingbehaviorSpeakswith foodin mouthTalks aboutnumber ofpounds lostGetscalled outby LoganIs adomineeringassholePostsextensiverecap toFacebookTells Logan torelax or thathe’s beingsensitive or tocalm downChewswithmouthopenAbsurd mealtime/foodsuggestionfor toddlersFalls asleepon thecouch (withshoes)MakesgrandfatherclocknoisesTalks about hisweight loss andorders somethingunhealthy insame mealperiodMoves barstool towrong partof counter

John Bingo June 25 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Kneads neck lump like bread dough
  2. Hums grandfather clock chimes tune at random
  3. Passive aggressive comments about lack of housing
  4. “Whoa whoa whoa” to the kids
  5. Makes a big deal out of paying for something
  6. Speaks with expertise on a topic he knows nothing about
  7. “No no no no no”
  8. Discusses Allie or Kenneth’s weight
  9. Starts to say something and takes an unusual pause...or multiple pauses… perhaps chewing
  10. Elicits eye roll from Adele
  11. Starts awkward question with “so Kenneth…” or “so Allie…”
  12. Discuss dietary restrictions
  13. Discusses how current portion size is half of previous
  14. Horrified by graces nudity/potty training behavior
  15. Speaks with food in mouth
  16. Talks about number of pounds lost
  17. Gets called out by Logan
  18. Is a domineering asshole
  19. Posts extensive recap to Facebook
  20. Tells Logan to relax or that he’s being sensitive or to calm down
  21. Chews with mouth open
  22. Absurd meal time/food suggestion for toddlers
  23. Falls asleep on the couch (with shoes)
  24. Makes grandfather clock noises
  25. Talks about his weight loss and orders something unhealthy in same meal period
  26. Moves bar stool to wrong part of counter