Starts to saysomething andtakes an unusualpause...or multiplepauses… perhapschewingStartsawkwardquestion with“so Kenneth…”or “so Allie…”Humsgrandfatherclock chimestune atrandomDiscussdietaryrestrictionsIs adomineeringasshole“No nono nono”Elicits eyeroll fromAdele“Whoawhoawhoa” tothe kidsGetscalled outby LoganTalks about hisweight loss andorders somethingunhealthy insame mealperiodAbsurd mealtime/foodsuggestionfor toddlersDiscusseshow currentportion sizeis half ofpreviousPostsextensiverecap toFacebookMakes a bigdeal out ofpaying forsomethingChewswithmouthopenTalks aboutnumber ofpounds lostHorrified bygracesnudity/pottytrainingbehaviorPassiveaggressivecommentsabout lack ofhousingSpeakswith foodin mouthMoves barstool towrong partof counterKneadsneck lumplike breaddoughFalls asleepon thecouch (withshoes)Tells Logan torelax or thathe’s beingsensitive or tocalm downDiscussesAllie orKenneth’sweightMakesgrandfatherclocknoisesSpeaks withexpertise ona topic heknowsnothing aboutStarts to saysomething andtakes an unusualpause...or multiplepauses… perhapschewingStartsawkwardquestion with“so Kenneth…”or “so Allie…”Humsgrandfatherclock chimestune atrandomDiscussdietaryrestrictionsIs adomineeringasshole“No nono nono”Elicits eyeroll fromAdele“Whoawhoawhoa” tothe kidsGetscalled outby LoganTalks about hisweight loss andorders somethingunhealthy insame mealperiodAbsurd mealtime/foodsuggestionfor toddlersDiscusseshow currentportion sizeis half ofpreviousPostsextensiverecap toFacebookMakes a bigdeal out ofpaying forsomethingChewswithmouthopenTalks aboutnumber ofpounds lostHorrified bygracesnudity/pottytrainingbehaviorPassiveaggressivecommentsabout lack ofhousingSpeakswith foodin mouthMoves barstool towrong partof counterKneadsneck lumplike breaddoughFalls asleepon thecouch (withshoes)Tells Logan torelax or thathe’s beingsensitive or tocalm downDiscussesAllie orKenneth’sweightMakesgrandfatherclocknoisesSpeaks withexpertise ona topic heknowsnothing about

John Bingo June 25 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Starts to say something and takes an unusual pause...or multiple pauses… perhaps chewing
  2. Starts awkward question with “so Kenneth…” or “so Allie…”
  3. Hums grandfather clock chimes tune at random
  4. Discuss dietary restrictions
  5. Is a domineering asshole
  6. “No no no no no”
  7. Elicits eye roll from Adele
  8. “Whoa whoa whoa” to the kids
  9. Gets called out by Logan
  10. Talks about his weight loss and orders something unhealthy in same meal period
  11. Absurd meal time/food suggestion for toddlers
  12. Discusses how current portion size is half of previous
  13. Posts extensive recap to Facebook
  14. Makes a big deal out of paying for something
  15. Chews with mouth open
  16. Talks about number of pounds lost
  17. Horrified by graces nudity/potty training behavior
  18. Passive aggressive comments about lack of housing
  19. Speaks with food in mouth
  20. Moves bar stool to wrong part of counter
  21. Kneads neck lump like bread dough
  22. Falls asleep on the couch (with shoes)
  23. Tells Logan to relax or that he’s being sensitive or to calm down
  24. Discusses Allie or Kenneth’s weight
  25. Makes grandfather clock noises
  26. Speaks with expertise on a topic he knows nothing about