Absurd mealtime/foodsuggestionfor toddlersTalks aboutnumber ofpounds lostGetscalled outby LoganChewswithmouthopenDiscussesAllie orKenneth’sweightHumsgrandfatherclock chimestune atrandomHorrified bygracesnudity/pottytrainingbehaviorStartsawkwardquestion with“so Kenneth…”or “so Allie…”Kneadsneck lumplike breaddoughTells Logan torelax or thathe’s beingsensitive or tocalm downPassiveaggressivecommentsabout lack ofhousingSpeakswith foodin mouthDiscussdietaryrestrictionsMakesgrandfatherclocknoisesSpeaks withexpertise ona topic heknowsnothing about“No nono nono”Makes a bigdeal out ofpaying forsomethingTalks about hisweight loss andorders somethingunhealthy insame mealperiodMoves barstool towrong partof counterPostsextensiverecap toFacebookDiscusseshow currentportion sizeis half ofpreviousFalls asleepon thecouch (withshoes)Is adomineeringassholeStarts to saysomething andtakes an unusualpause...or multiplepauses… perhapschewingElicits eyeroll fromAdele“Whoawhoawhoa” tothe kidsAbsurd mealtime/foodsuggestionfor toddlersTalks aboutnumber ofpounds lostGetscalled outby LoganChewswithmouthopenDiscussesAllie orKenneth’sweightHumsgrandfatherclock chimestune atrandomHorrified bygracesnudity/pottytrainingbehaviorStartsawkwardquestion with“so Kenneth…”or “so Allie…”Kneadsneck lumplike breaddoughTells Logan torelax or thathe’s beingsensitive or tocalm downPassiveaggressivecommentsabout lack ofhousingSpeakswith foodin mouthDiscussdietaryrestrictionsMakesgrandfatherclocknoisesSpeaks withexpertise ona topic heknowsnothing about“No nono nono”Makes a bigdeal out ofpaying forsomethingTalks about hisweight loss andorders somethingunhealthy insame mealperiodMoves barstool towrong partof counterPostsextensiverecap toFacebookDiscusseshow currentportion sizeis half ofpreviousFalls asleepon thecouch (withshoes)Is adomineeringassholeStarts to saysomething andtakes an unusualpause...or multiplepauses… perhapschewingElicits eyeroll fromAdele“Whoawhoawhoa” tothe kids

John Bingo June 25 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Absurd meal time/food suggestion for toddlers
  2. Talks about number of pounds lost
  3. Gets called out by Logan
  4. Chews with mouth open
  5. Discusses Allie or Kenneth’s weight
  6. Hums grandfather clock chimes tune at random
  7. Horrified by graces nudity/potty training behavior
  8. Starts awkward question with “so Kenneth…” or “so Allie…”
  9. Kneads neck lump like bread dough
  10. Tells Logan to relax or that he’s being sensitive or to calm down
  11. Passive aggressive comments about lack of housing
  12. Speaks with food in mouth
  13. Discuss dietary restrictions
  14. Makes grandfather clock noises
  15. Speaks with expertise on a topic he knows nothing about
  16. “No no no no no”
  17. Makes a big deal out of paying for something
  18. Talks about his weight loss and orders something unhealthy in same meal period
  19. Moves bar stool to wrong part of counter
  20. Posts extensive recap to Facebook
  21. Discusses how current portion size is half of previous
  22. Falls asleep on the couch (with shoes)
  23. Is a domineering asshole
  24. Starts to say something and takes an unusual pause...or multiple pauses… perhaps chewing
  25. Elicits eye roll from Adele
  26. “Whoa whoa whoa” to the kids