Don’ttell theElfThere willbe nodawn formenWhy should Iwelcomeyou, GandalfStormcrow?Shall I describeit to you? Orwould you likeme to find youa box?You woulddie beforeyourstroke fellYeah, whycan’t wehave somemeatIt’s thebeardsThey’retaking theHobbits toIsengardA red sunrises; bloodhas beenspilled thisnightThen Ishall dieas one ofthemYou don’thave anyfriends.Nobody likeyouFordeathand gloryI fearneitherdeath norpainLonghave youwatchedmy sisterEveryoneknows I’mthe tall one,you’re theshort oneHe wastwitchingbecause he'sgot my axeembedded in hisnervous systemKeep yourforkedtonguebetweenyour teethThere’s somegood in thisworld, Mr.Frodo… and it’sworth fightingforI have told yournames to theEntmoot, andwe haveagreed you arenot OrcsDwarves arenaturalsprinters, verydangerous overshort distancesAnd where isyour skulkingfriend? Thatgangrel creature.He had an ill-favoured lookGive it tous rawandwrigglingA wizardshouldknowbetterWe wants it, weneeds it. Musthave the precious.They stole it fromus. Sneaky littlehobbitses. Wicked,tricksy, false!Don’ttell theElfThere willbe nodawn formenWhy should Iwelcomeyou, GandalfStormcrow?Shall I describeit to you? Orwould you likeme to find youa box?You woulddie beforeyourstroke fellYeah, whycan’t wehave somemeatIt’s thebeardsThey’retaking theHobbits toIsengardA red sunrises; bloodhas beenspilled thisnightThen Ishall dieas one ofthemYou don’thave anyfriends.Nobody likeyouFordeathand gloryI fearneitherdeath norpainLonghave youwatchedmy sisterEveryoneknows I’mthe tall one,you’re theshort oneHe wastwitchingbecause he'sgot my axeembedded in hisnervous systemKeep yourforkedtonguebetweenyour teethThere’s somegood in thisworld, Mr.Frodo… and it’sworth fightingforI have told yournames to theEntmoot, andwe haveagreed you arenot OrcsDwarves arenaturalsprinters, verydangerous overshort distancesAnd where isyour skulkingfriend? Thatgangrel creature.He had an ill-favoured lookGive it tous rawandwrigglingA wizardshouldknowbetterWe wants it, weneeds it. Musthave the precious.They stole it fromus. Sneaky littlehobbitses. Wicked,tricksy, false!

LOTR: The Two Towers - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Don’t tell the Elf
  2. There will be no dawn for men
  3. Why should I welcome you, Gandalf Stormcrow?
  4. Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?
  5. You would die before your stroke fell
  6. Yeah, why can’t we have some meat
  7. It’s the beards
  8. They’re taking the Hobbits to Isengard
  9. A red sun rises; blood has been spilled this night
  10. Then I shall die as one of them
  11. You don’t have any friends. Nobody like you
  12. For death and glory
  13. I fear neither death nor pain
  14. Long have you watched my sister
  15. Everyone knows I’m the tall one, you’re the short one
  16. He was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system
  17. Keep your forked tongue between your teeth
  18. There’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo… and it’s worth fighting for
  19. I have told your names to the Entmoot, and we have agreed you are not Orcs
  20. Dwarves are natural sprinters, very dangerous over short distances
  21. And where is your skulking friend? That gangrel creature. He had an ill-favoured look
  22. Give it to us raw and wriggling
  23. A wizard should know better
  24. We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!